Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War Review | Pandering to everyone except the hardcore players

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @slow9573
    @slow9573 4 года назад +188

    Your reviews have become insta clicks for me. Can’t get enough of the cynicism - I mean normalcy.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +47

      I am here to serve Dialectic

    • @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749
      @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749 3 года назад +17

      English Dry Humour of the finest mixture. Bitter..Stinging and have that sweet "Go fuck yourself, game" aftertaste. 😁👌

    • @shangee2275
      @shangee2275 2 года назад +5

      I don't even pay these games. I just love the writing.

  • @Sebomai-b8i
    @Sebomai-b8i 4 года назад +144

    Phrases like "avoiding toxicity" shouldnt be in a Call of Duty title.

    • @kloa4219
      @kloa4219 4 года назад +5

      They get paid to shill for those lol

    • @ThePdeHav
      @ThePdeHav 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, I laughed when I read that .,.. and then proceeded to pub stomp a load of 8 YT olds

    • @Sebomai-b8i
      @Sebomai-b8i 4 года назад +5

      @M G I've commited more war crimes in Call of Duty than Joseph Kony, they need to take the pandering elsewhere.

    • @pinnaclegaming4544
      @pinnaclegaming4544 4 года назад

      i dont get it

    • @Sebomai-b8i
      @Sebomai-b8i 4 года назад +2

      @@pinnaclegaming4544 the Call of Duty community is more toxic than Chernobyl and we like it that way.

  • @PenguinDT
    @PenguinDT 4 года назад +64

    When everyone - from big boys like id Software to smaller indie studios - are shipping pure gold amidst the pandemic, blaming 'the global situation' for your company's shortcomings sounds more and more like 'but COVID ate my homework'.
    Also; every time I hear 'Raven Software', I feel a sudden urge to 'Press F' and raise a glass to the sweet, sweet Heretic, Hexen and SoF memories.

  • @jonkR96
    @jonkR96 4 года назад +207

    “Exposure to true information does not matter anymore. A person who is demoralized is unable to assess true information, the facts tell nothing to him.” -Yuri Bezmenov

    • @nighthawkviper6791
      @nighthawkviper6791 4 года назад +14

      The esoteric is not so eso nor teric anymore.

    • @brokengames9020
      @brokengames9020 4 года назад +15

      Game is made for auto-aimers with 30 PREMIUM FPS doing macro-transactions for cut content giving out their personal data and that data is being exploited by publishers to inflate their scam and keep people in the loop. Welcome to the brave naive world. Developers of said naive world can't face the facts so they suppress, censor people. Outsource their dirty work to influencers which get high when they receive free merch.
      Free merch > free speech.
      Is your mind blown how people fall for same thing every time? It shouldn't be. Because divided, singled out individuals has no chance against organized criminal entity; corporation.
      Corporation is an approved scam & spy business. Their approval was obtained through manufactured consent. Corporation is not the industry of manufacturing products. Corporation is in the industry of manufacturing consent.
      As well Corporations [through governments] are harvesting our biometric data on global scale. So they can get to know us far better than we know ourselves,
      and they not just predict our feelings but also manipulate our feelings and sell us anything they want- Be it a product as a service or politician.
      Check out "The Corporation", "The century of the self", "Surveillance capitalism", "Milgram Experiment" and "Stockholm syndrome."

    • @Regret2001
      @Regret2001 4 года назад +1

      Hey its the laughing man logo.

    • @PixelPigEntertainment
      @PixelPigEntertainment 4 года назад +2

      Go check the comments on the Black Ops Reddit. Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @Alt-Alt
      @Alt-Alt 4 года назад

      I don’t know why this got a heart, it was an insult.

  • @mjarkk
    @mjarkk 4 года назад +27

    How is it that this reviews of a game better explains the world state than the news has dune in the last 5 months or so.
    This video just popped up in my recommended seems like RUclips shadow banned as it doesn’t show up in my subscriptions.
    This makes me so sad, still thanks for the amazing video!!

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +13

      Im shadow banned Mark. Every time one of my videos goes viral RUclips sanctions it for something like "hate speech" or "inciting violence", audits my channel, and then, under protest, removes the original sanction ... without apology. Welcome to global-big-tech. I am very pleased you found my channel though Mark. Share a few of my vids with people you know. And thank you for your kind words.

  • @90lancaster
    @90lancaster 4 года назад +37

    The Uzi (family) and the Socimi Type 821 are not actually the same gun, it is a different size, has a shorter barrel, a slower rate of fire, a completely different stock and so on. It's not a bad choice for a videogame though - the slower rate of fire means you don't eat through the magazine's rounds as quickly.

  • @andreivaldez2929
    @andreivaldez2929 4 года назад +43

    That comment you made about the Marine Corps and inclusivity really struck a nerve with me. I enlisted back in 2013 and we were already getting officers who were talking like PR talking heads about our feelings and being nice to each other. The Drill Instructor, on the other hand, kept it real when the officers were gone. You know; the whole insults and shouting to increase the stress you experience. Haven't met anyone that's enlisted recently, but I can imagine that things have gotten more soft since all the older Marines I met afterwards would sometimes bemoan how relaxed and weak that social justice has made our bootcamp experience. Even now I've seen recruiting ads specifically doing Captain Marvel levels of women empowerment fantasies.

    • @shetah8039
      @shetah8039 4 года назад +13

      Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think it's all part and parcel of the great Communist effort to defeat the U.S. by weakening its army, so they can actually win the war and win easily.

    • @CommanderLongJohn
      @CommanderLongJohn 3 года назад +5

      As someone who got out of the Corps in 2019 I can fully confirm how horribly soft we've gotten all across the board, how cultural Marxism and feminism has infiltrated our ARMED FORCES (literally the last place on earth it should've gotten through to), granted I had an amazing SDI and good DI's who wipe their dick with people's feelings and "inclusivity" but that didn't minimize it for the other platoons/companies (especially the female ones)... Lol you can quite literally just quit boot camp now with virtually no repercussions whatsoever, tell the corpsman you're feeling "depressed" and *booom* next day you're talking to a Navy psychiatrist and going home within 2 weeks (which 4 kids in my boot platoon did) 🥴 Fuck man, when the GWOT kicked off young guys were CLAMBERING to be sent to Iraq or Afghanistan, testosterone was flying all over the place, and the only way you were getting off that island is by graduation or (at least attempted) suicide 👀

  • @joemoe974
    @joemoe974 4 года назад +89

    "Welcome to Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War - You kill commies...and love Ronald Reagan." It's commentary like this that makes supporting 21kiloton worth every damn penny. F'n brilliant!!

  • @mrfookieman8835
    @mrfookieman8835 4 года назад +60

    The sheer amount of camping I've witnessed in this video almost made me sick

  • @melizarainstormz2588
    @melizarainstormz2588 4 года назад +43

    There are very few people out there that could so accurately grasp and describe what the 80s really were, in so few sentences to boot. That hit right in the nostalgia. You are something else my good sir. Cheers.

  • @MaximumCarter
    @MaximumCarter 4 года назад +32

    I'm sure they'll sell the claymores back to you.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +8

      Your comment just won the internet.

  • @annawildsville
    @annawildsville 4 года назад +39

    For me COD is just something i have with chips, but a 21k vid on a Saturday? Count me in and colour me delighted!

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +13

      ... I just realised that when discussing MK Ultra and brainwashing, I missed many opportunities to rib Division fangirling ... damn

    • @annawildsville
      @annawildsville 4 года назад +11

      @@21Kiloton I dont know what happened, but when you said MKUltra i had flashes of images in my head. Mostly of Monarch butterflies, so no idea what that was all aboutmustkillyounow.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +10

      @@annawildsville ... I am going to assume that you have your copy of Catcher in the Rye handy ...

    • @annawildsville
      @annawildsville 4 года назад +8

      @@21Kiloton 😂😳🤫

    • @gipsydanger5802
      @gipsydanger5802 4 года назад +3

      @@21Kiloton im still mad about your doom eternal review

  • @michiganjack1337
    @michiganjack1337 4 года назад +10

    You know it’s a good honest government when they have anti-dissension laws. The mad thing is people who live in the free world seemingly want that kind of control. What the hell is wrong with us (people)

  • @nigelwoo4815
    @nigelwoo4815 4 года назад +23

    came here because of Call of Duty, stayed for an hour long lecture about the current state of our world.

  • @Sebomai-b8i
    @Sebomai-b8i 4 года назад +81

    I can always rely on you to speak unpopular truths when it comes to the gaming industry.

    • @NativeOfTheLand97
      @NativeOfTheLand97 4 года назад +6

      And really to the state world in general. 50% of the reason i love 21s videos

    • @dog6102
      @dog6102 4 года назад +13

      Yeah just like his dogshit doom eternal review

    • @NativeOfTheLand97
      @NativeOfTheLand97 4 года назад +1

      @@dog6102 people can have whatever opinion they like. I did enjoy doom eternal alot. I also saw where 21s valid criticisms could be gotten

    • @dog6102
      @dog6102 4 года назад +4

      @@NativeOfTheLand97 did you even watch his video about it

    • @NativeOfTheLand97
      @NativeOfTheLand97 4 года назад

      @@dog6102 yes, why?

  • @rayilmast2833
    @rayilmast2833 4 года назад +18

    Watching that "No Russian" mission, am wondering, what if Russian studio "Battlestate Games" who behind game "Escape from Tarkov" make a mission like that, only difference would be a location, for instance Pentagon or LAX..., damn i already can imagine those articles on CNN and in The New York Times :)

  • @jayfuzz1086
    @jayfuzz1086 3 года назад +1

    Fun-fact about the "Non-Binary" option in the singleplayer:
    The "Classified" option already fulfilled this role and serves the exact same function in-game (Non-specific pronouns in reference to your character) only in a more immersive and believable way that also lets you come up with other potential backgrounds for your character if you want to, and makes more sense with the setting, as the US would never have allowed an NB person on record back in the 80s.
    They only added the "Non-Binary" option after backlash for not having it in a gameplay demo at some event, where people starting calling them out and bla bla bla so they were pressured into adding it in despite the "Classified" option already being there.
    It's just depressing tbh.

  • @HO-bndk
    @HO-bndk 3 года назад +4

    27:40 Shoots Woods right up the behind. I didn't know that was what "arsenal" meant.

  • @Robo1979
    @Robo1979 4 года назад +20

    Activision better be trembling in fear after the way you took apart this game. I haven't played a Call of Duty game since the Modern Warfare series. Looks like that's going to continue.

  • @Edtd
    @Edtd 4 года назад +13

    The consistent humanist streak in your commentary is why you are the most underrated bloke on RUclips.

  • @jackmeovf7567
    @jackmeovf7567 4 года назад +14

    *Sees 21Kiloton Name Pop Up In My Notis*
    Ahhhhhhh Yes, The Monthly Meth Has Come In The Mail

  • @tba113
    @tba113 Год назад +3

    So, it's a bit like Black, but with multiplayer, some additional (but not well executed) flourishes in the campaign, manipulative microtransactions, and set in the late Cold War instead of the War On Terror.
    I don't know what else I should have expected from a franchise named after a fish.

  • @jarodk1294
    @jarodk1294 4 года назад +18

    Buy newest Call of Duty, now including hardware breaking glitches!

  • @sheepdog3584
    @sheepdog3584 3 года назад +4

    This is the only reviewer that actually made me laugh. No other top reviewers on RUclips actually made me laugh harder then this guy's. The jokes are funny, and combined with the well thought out criticism that NO ONE would make, even the good reviewers. Keep it up man, your one of a kind.

  • @emotionalsupportostrich2480
    @emotionalsupportostrich2480 3 года назад +8

    Love that some puzzles and different endings is considered advancement in COD. Basic 101 in most games.

  • @AkiSan0
    @AkiSan0 4 года назад +13

    You were correct about the uzi the first time. milano only produced a SUB-VARIANT for the ITALIAN POLICE. so, pretty sure this has never seen most of those wars, esp since it ran from like 82-88 or something.

  • @Hubris1998
    @Hubris1998 2 года назад +4

    Splinter Cell Chaos Theory already did lock picking right many years ago

  • @kloa4219
    @kloa4219 4 года назад +11

    I knew that I was right for not buying the marketing of an AAA game. A game with Bezmenov's ideas would get banned everywhere. Activision loves the almighty dollar over anything, so it's no surprise to see them sell out with a product that says absolutely nothing substantial at all.
    Ironically, the controversy wouldn't any effect on them since they're a huge company that can turn the tide, but they choose not to since they easily squirm from a week of hatemail.

  • @FooMantis
    @FooMantis 4 года назад +16

    JFC, Kilo. You've gotta be the most underrated youtuber out there.

    • @ashdoglsu
      @ashdoglsu 4 года назад

      Yes i agree. I wish he put out more videos but I know he has a life outside of RUclips.

    • @imperialkain4838
      @imperialkain4838 4 года назад +4

      He's the kinda of guy that doesn't throw videos every day or every week, but when he does, they are absolutely brilliant!
      And I love him for that! Offensively underrated imo

    • @ashdoglsu
      @ashdoglsu 4 года назад

      @@imperialkain4838 Youre right on about that.

  • @yeez13
    @yeez13 2 года назад +3

    Kiloton = the English WingsofRedemption of COD 😂
    Real talk though, you hit the nail on the head with this review

  • @user-ns4zm8qe9p
    @user-ns4zm8qe9p Год назад +2

    Love the logical break down of why inaccurate guns are the best. That’s why I use shotguns

  • @0Wayland
    @0Wayland 4 года назад +8

    It's amazing how they release the game and then add the microtransactions few weeks later. A wild wild industry.

  • @kebabsaurusrex1601
    @kebabsaurusrex1601 4 года назад +4

    I started playing modern warfare on pc instead of console after a 10 year plus break.
    The lack of toxic trash talk, screaming, and other shitfuckery was a real let down.
    I long for the good old days.

  • @toolshedvideo
    @toolshedvideo 4 года назад +12

    Ah yes, the game that takes up more hard drive space than 6 normal games combined, and apparently no one is playing. I can't believe you subjected yourself to this.

    • @DJWeapon8
      @DJWeapon8 4 года назад

      I haven't heard from you in a long while, Coach. NGL I was worried. Lol.

    • @toolshedvideo
      @toolshedvideo 4 года назад +1

      @@DJWeapon8 if my cough goes away, I'm making a video today. I'm so pissed off at the sycophants making excuses for CDPR, that I'm about to punch a hole in the wall. The excuse making is turned up to 11, that's for sure

    • @DJWeapon8
      @DJWeapon8 4 года назад

      @@toolshedvideo hoooooohh boy
      I have deliberately avoided anything about CP2077 so I can surprise myself when I get a PS5 a year or so later. But my god, the backlash from thumbnails and video titles I've read.
      I can't wait for your take.
      But until then, rest up and get well soon, brother.

    • @toolshedvideo
      @toolshedvideo 4 года назад +1

      @@DJWeapon8 Well, needless to say, the game launched in a terrible state, especially on consoles. The excuses I'm seeing constantly are hilariously bad. I can't sit by and let that sort of idiocy go unchallenged.

  • @hagoromootsutski9058
    @hagoromootsutski9058 4 года назад +9

    Remember when COD used to feel gritty, stylistically realistic yet still thoroughly entertaining? Man how far we have come. Here’s hoping CDPR can save he current triple A landscape with Cyberpunk 2077.
    Excellent review as always.

  • @joemoe974
    @joemoe974 4 года назад +8

    A new 21 Kiloton video on Saturday morning is like getting a surprise bonus slice of your favorite pie after the Thanksgiving spread. Marvelous!! 🥧👍

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +1

      ... and Happy Thanksgiving btw Joe. I hope you savour my hideous and shameful camping antics.

    • @joemoe974
      @joemoe974 4 года назад +1

      @@21Kiloton And Happy Thanksgiving to you as well my friend!

    • @joemoe974
      @joemoe974 4 года назад +1

      @@21Kiloton If you didn't perform your dastardly, shameful camping shenanigans I would never have subscribed to your channel. I have grown to become detested by my best friends for my appalling lack of COD skills. And it's fantastic!! From one lowly bunker dwelling, sniping camper to another, cheers! ❤️

  • @lewyg
    @lewyg 4 года назад +22

    The people who made this game wouldn't last seconds in a modern warfare 2 lobby back in the 360 days if toxicity and inclusiveness is what they care about. Shows how out of touch with COD market they are.
    Also nice shout out to gun Jesus 👍

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +12

      When I see creampuffs say stupid, inflammatory shit on social media, and then complain they are being "harassed", I chuckle because I deal with worse shit every day as a RUclipsr. Then I remember that 1 RUclipsr day equals 1 MW2 minute. Damn, just turning on voice comms was an exercise in personal stoicism.
      YW on Ian btw. He is legend and far more sensible and professional than me. He is even winning me over on his Subgun categorization philosophy ... and Im a PDW purist.

    • @TacticsTechniquesandProcedures
      @TacticsTechniquesandProcedures 4 года назад +4

      If your mom wasn’t insulted in the first 60 seconds then your mic was muted and sound off.
      (In MW2)

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 4 года назад +2

      Perhaps they'll set the next CoD in Elbonia. How'd *that* be for gun porn? ^_^

  • @johndoe6260
    @johndoe6260 3 года назад +2

    At least this time main character wasn't a rich kid from Cameroon

  • @dmoney6167
    @dmoney6167 2 года назад +2

    "You can't just turn off the 80s!!"

  • @Archangelm127
    @Archangelm127 4 года назад +4

    I missed the notification because I was somehow mysteriously unsubbed from this channel. Good to see that RUclips is diligently protecting me from wrongthink.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +4

      Ok THAT is interesting and definitive, first-hand evidence that RUclips IS unsubbing people from my channel. They deny vehemently that they do it, despite the regular reports. But if YOU got unsubbed, well you aint gonna do that by accident. Thanks for letting me know mate.

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 4 года назад +2

      @@21Kiloton Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you, buddy. :P

  • @ThePdeHav
    @ThePdeHav 4 года назад +6

    Kiloton, you went with Social Justice Warrior for your name in the campaign. Well, it wouldn’t let me put Soapy Tit Wank so I went with Mammary Onanism. Activision aren’t great with words.

  • @daktaklakpak5059
    @daktaklakpak5059 4 года назад +2

    If my Son is Transgender, does that make me Transparent.......?

  • @Frayo
    @Frayo 4 года назад +7

    It's not related to the video or matters in any way but I'm genuinely interested: What makes you so bad at playing first person shooters? You play these games for dozens of hours just for your reviews, wouldn't you pick up skills and tricks eventually?
    Anyway, great review. You always pack them full of gaming related news and facts, so it's well worth a watch even if I don't actually care about the game.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +2

      That is an excellent question. So excellent in fact, that I am going to think about it before I give you an answer ... if thats ok?

    • @Frayo
      @Frayo 4 года назад +4

      You don't have to answer at all if you don't feel like it or can't think of anything. It's just something I've been wondering about ever since your Black Ops 4 review.

  • @Sebomai-b8i
    @Sebomai-b8i 4 года назад +7

    The Kabar is up there with the Kukri and Stilleto as far as iconic war knives go.

  • @TheGXDivider
    @TheGXDivider 4 года назад +7

    Dude leveled the M60 to level 32. Such a glutton for punishment.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +3

      unlocked gold camo for it now ...
      Despite its many flaws, the M60 hits like a truck and has huge ammo capacity.
      On the down side, its less accurate than me, has a horrible recoil profile, and the ADS time must be as long or longer than some reload times on SMGs (not even kidding)

    • @TheGXDivider
      @TheGXDivider 4 года назад +2

      @@21Kiloton I unlocked the last barrel and it's a game changer. Also, dirty bomb helped a lot since kills are almost 2.5x weapon XP. Congrats on gold.

  • @Levente20
    @Levente20 3 года назад +2

    love your reviews. you are like Mack from worth a buy but a longer version :DDDD

  • @TheStonewall117
    @TheStonewall117 4 года назад +12

    I came here expecting a cynical review of cod, but God damn, you blasting everyone and everything man!
    ...I think I’m in love.
    Subbed.

  • @daisydevine3940
    @daisydevine3940 2 года назад +2

    Camping - sums up the cold war. Send in the pions to die.

  • @Whispers_of_Madness
    @Whispers_of_Madness 2 года назад +2

    New subscriber here can’t get enough of your videos! They are hilarious

  • @efoxneo
    @efoxneo 2 года назад +2

    I made it to season 1 in cold war. Then was just done with all the problems that you mentioned.
    Haven't been back to COD since.

  • @ObiAdeGaming
    @ObiAdeGaming 4 года назад +20

    Ooooh gonna watch this on the shitter, I've cleared the que, Mrs been warned...

    • @ivofixzone6410
      @ivofixzone6410 4 года назад

      Mate, for this 1 hour video you'll get hemorrhoid's. haha

    • @KnekoKcat
      @KnekoKcat 4 года назад

      Why does everyone misspell "queue"? I get how 4 of the letters are redundant, but come on.

  • @Sebomai-b8i
    @Sebomai-b8i 4 года назад +5

    My grampa grew up during the cold war and the paranoia of nuclear war was insane.

  • @captainblood9616
    @captainblood9616 2 года назад +1

    My god I could just listen to this guy all day. Just the right blend of insightful commentary, humour and a sprinkling of scathing sarcasm on absolutely every video. Class act man bravo!

  • @BernardGarcon
    @BernardGarcon 4 года назад +5

    CoD not being toxic is like Twitter not being humanity's cesspool/the internet's version of New Jersey: it's not possible. The CoD community has a reputation for a reason. But Cold War looks like it's trying to pull some BF 5 shenanigans and attempt to fuck up the game somewhat and attempt to interject wokeness into a tard wrangling program. And after they nerf the MP5 into being the firearm equivalent of a conscientious objector, they will probably unknowingly create another meta gun to take its place.
    Maybe DICE can break away from EA, take Battlefield back and make Bad Company 3 like everyone wanted to undo the fuckery of 5 to make Treyfinityhammer Softward push itself to make a better product. And yes, I combined Treyarch, Infinity Ward, Sledgehammer and Raven Software into one because fuck it.

  • @otemplet9915
    @otemplet9915 4 года назад +6

    Met a guy using aim bot in the game. He said he been using it from the first time the game came out. Apparently it's easier to cheat on cold war than mw 2019

  • @StellaSteve80
    @StellaSteve80 4 года назад +6

    Great review as always. I'm sure this will be a worthy contender for your upcoming Game Awards 2020 video.

  • @nifty1344
    @nifty1344 4 года назад +1

    I’m SO glad I found your Channel, it’s very entertaining. Keep up the good posts, your posh accent combined with indignant and brutally honest opinion just creates such a special video to watch!

  • @SuperdivorceChugsFarts
    @SuperdivorceChugsFarts 3 года назад +3

    The lock picking system was in a game from a long time ago. Prison break for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. However that game is utter dogshit and relatively obscure so I don’t blame you for not knowing about it. I’d personally love to forget about it.

  • @nicholasholloway8743
    @nicholasholloway8743 4 года назад +8

    Dumpster juice as usual, but ppl will continue to fund these types of companies...

  • @matthewwebster3143
    @matthewwebster3143 2 года назад +3

    Love your videos! Keep it up!

  • @Raiders1917
    @Raiders1917 4 года назад +3

    I've only ever played Cold War for the Campaign. Its not the best (neither was MW 2019 for that matter), but it had potential. Opposed to blaming actual war crimes committed by us (USA, UK, etc) on Russia.
    Multiplayer in either of these new games is a shit show. I like gun builder, but everything else is just horror.

  • @midnightmyers3873
    @midnightmyers3873 4 года назад +11

    Hey! MISTER... i grew up on john huges movies. LMFAO! 😆 😆 😆

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +6

      John Hughes could teach modern film makers a lesson or two.

  • @90lancaster
    @90lancaster 4 года назад +2

    +1:20 OHHHHHH I want that Gamecube Keyboard so badly.. (is that even real) - something like that for the Dreamcast might even have been "useful" come to think of it - I have had some quite small keyboards in the past (no number pads) and they'd have worked for this layout - it's wacky - but it might have some slightly crazy practicality to it for some VERY SPECIFIC games.
    I've certainly wished that keyboards with laptop style navigation pads were a lot more common as they'd be so darn useful as a generic internet tool and I wouldn't keep loosing my mouse under the desk that way.
    Oh and I went a looked and not only is that real - it also seems that there is a Joycon modern version for the Nintendo Switch controllers to plug on too as well. I love novelty controllers.. even when they are a bit daft.

  • @riddle1357
    @riddle1357 4 года назад +16

    modern warfare 2019 was so nice because of the return of trash talking

  • @ThePdeHav
    @ThePdeHav 4 года назад +12

    Cold War is quickly becoming COD’s Battlefield 5.

  • @DaggersPOV
    @DaggersPOV 4 года назад +1

    Wow. For some reason youtube decided not to notify me of your video. Enjoyed it as always tho.

  • @mt0068
    @mt0068 3 года назад +1

    Probably the best comment I have seen on SBMM -
    Players will be punished until they spend money and then will suddenly find things a lot easier
    I play Warzone - its literally the business model....

  • @ivanperkovic6295
    @ivanperkovic6295 4 года назад +4

    Kiloton I love how you put it so delicately lol😂

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +2

      What can I say? I just like my arguments to be subtle, and then wrapped around a brick.

    • @ivanperkovic6295
      @ivanperkovic6295 4 года назад +1

      So true there's no one else I trust more

  • @SimRacingSK
    @SimRacingSK 4 года назад +3

    This game is so disappointing for pc hardcore players the controls are clunky especially the aim over weapon if you have it on toggle it gets cancelled a lot of times. and the enemy's spawning behind you lol. en controller people with aim assist using snipers...... This channel is a GEM keep growing!

    • @kloa4219
      @kloa4219 4 года назад

      It wouldn't be a CoD game if the opposing team didn't spawn behind you

    • @SimRacingSK
      @SimRacingSK 4 года назад

      @@kloa4219 i am from the time that it didn't happen that badly as it is now 35 year old cod player here ;D played since cod 1 and mohaa ect. ;)

  • @thatannoyingguyinthecommen5970
    @thatannoyingguyinthecommen5970 3 года назад +2

    I know this is older content and I'm almost a year late to the party but I love coming back and revisiting these old vids of yours, the slurs are so specific and double barelled, just as I'm working out 'as most of its too intelligent for me and goes straight over my head' the first bit and and cracking up you then fire off the other shell and im ended ahaa...not enough of this honest gritty and funny critisism going on in RUclips gamer content, creators are too scared to speak their mind and get censored or lose a sponsor, it's a shame that most are pandering to these triple A producers for views,likes and subs even more so now than ever,it's an absolute minefield of complete nonsense sjw cancel culture, you're a breath of fresh air mate! We couldn't thank you enough for being straight down the middle and creating content for us the viewer rather than them the fu*tard, anyway yer a diamond geezer

  • @in2Sanctuary
    @in2Sanctuary 4 года назад +1

    was that a sense of a cunning plan there about LMG use? :)

  • @CookieManCookies
    @CookieManCookies 4 года назад +2

    @21Kiloton when are you gunna review godfall, dude, I got the popcorn ready. Dance damnit, dance!!! lol

  • @theeicemann8154
    @theeicemann8154 4 года назад +2

    Your perspective is mind-boggling and accurate...I just subscribed.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +1

      Thank you. I dont expect everyone to agree with me all the time, but I say what I honestly think. In these strange times that has to stand for something.

  • @thebonecone
    @thebonecone 4 года назад +2

    “I’m not playing through the whole campaign a second time. I bought the game, give me the missions, I paid for them fuckface” - beautifully put.

  • @404Floatnotfound
    @404Floatnotfound 3 года назад +1

    That comment bout toxcicity gave me a flashback to mw2, kids these days wouldnt survive choking a clutch in the lobby vc

  • @MrRedball6
    @MrRedball6 3 года назад +1

    Never stop making reviews! They are gold!

  • @TheWillowstudio
    @TheWillowstudio 4 года назад +5

    I know it’s been said many times but I’ll say it again...how does 21kiloton not have WAY MORE subscribers?!

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +12

      The sad reality is that my channel is shadow banned. Only today someone I personally KNOW informed me that they had been unsubscribed from the channel by RUclips. RUclips vehemently deny they are doing it, but the most recent case was one of my actual Patreon supporters.
      I also periodically get falsely accused of nefarious "hate crimes" by RUclips. Eventually I always successfully appeal because the accusations are entirely fabricated. But during this time my channel gets crushed.
      At the end of the day, RUclips hired Arch Troll, Anita Sarkeesian to work on its "anti-harrassment" team which is pretty much certification that any semblance of free expression is not welcome on the platform.
      All this being said, thank you for your kind words. I would rather be unpopular and honest, than a successful shill.

    • @TheWillowstudio
      @TheWillowstudio 4 года назад +1

      @@21Kiloton Unpopular? Hardly...not as popular as you should be? Deinitely! I appreciate so much that you continue to make the content you do considering all this. Your reviews are brutally honest, funny and I have complete trust in your reviews/advice (I discovered you through your Kingdom Come: Deliverance review - AMAZING!). Would you consider twitch as a platform to direct people to your content? - I think you could make some brilliant content on there and potentially face less underhand tactics?

  • @jeffferwerda8664
    @jeffferwerda8664 4 года назад +1

    21Kiloton is the kind of person after a day of work, you sit sit down put up a video of him and just let it all get over you. i fucking love listing to you and still do after years

  • @AkiSan0
    @AkiSan0 4 года назад +3

    if COD is too demanding on your system, you can always go back to battlefail 4. the game is so bad at using resources, that i an literally play with a 56k modem and running several renders in the background driving my craptop to the 98% cpu and gpu usage and STILL dont feel any impact in bf4...

  • @jpvielleux
    @jpvielleux 4 года назад +2

    Locksport is fascinating and lock bypass techniques are too. Highly recommend it.

    • @Sebomai-b8i
      @Sebomai-b8i 4 года назад +1

      LockpickingLawyer is a good channel

  • @Th3DadGam3r
    @Th3DadGam3r 4 года назад +1

    I’ve noticed modern warfare multiplayer is broken. 1 minute i’m in a match and get obliterated left right and center. next match i’m killing everything and everyone....

  • @Bradric1
    @Bradric1 3 года назад +1

    I was in tears!!!🤣🤣🤣
    Everything you're saying is so relatable, and NO GAME is safe from Microtransactions now smh?!

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  3 года назад

      Glad you enjoyed it mate.

  • @mrmerfeo4320
    @mrmerfeo4320 4 года назад +1

    53:00 random scatter in order to be more likely to hit enemies with shit aim sounds exactly like another gambling based shooter called CS:GO.
    The entire premise of the gunplay is that everything from movement to shooting affects your spray pattern while it also slaps a randomized variable on top of that for good measure, it works really well i have to say you can aim at someones feet and score headshots with multiple weapons from what i have tested before i dropped the game from boredom.

  • @docbones213
    @docbones213 4 года назад +4

    I thought all the Black Ops were about the cold war? I don't generally play AAA games, but I occasionally dabble in a little COD.

    • @Sebomai-b8i
      @Sebomai-b8i 4 года назад +5

      BO1 and parts of BO2 were the only ones set during the cold war, the other parts of BO2 , BO3, and BO4 were all uninspired generic near future shit.

    • @docbones213
      @docbones213 4 года назад +1

      @@Sebomai-b8i Ah. Right on.

  • @scottypittman1
    @scottypittman1 4 года назад

    That campaign ending really ruined the experience for me. I grew up with Metal Gear and even the original Black Ops on my ol' PS3 so I can get behind stories like BoCw's, but when the payoff makes no sense or is so blatantly bad it doesn't feel right, that can make or break a game's story and it broke this game's story for me. Also, zombies ain't what it used to be and I really have no desire to try out Multiplayer by myself.

  • @familyjustisp107
    @familyjustisp107 4 года назад +1

    this was the best laff on my bday, keep rockin this chit man

  • @DylanPWN
    @DylanPWN 2 года назад +1

    I love Forgotten Weapons. Gun Jesus for the win!

  • @EatWave
    @EatWave 4 года назад +2

    34:40 Sugar-free cookies given to a diabetic terrorist turned out to be surprisingly effective, as well.
    Cookies work better than drugs and torture. Who knew?

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +1

      ... I learned something today. Thank you

    • @Sebomai-b8i
      @Sebomai-b8i 4 года назад

      The man just wanted to eat something sweet for once in his life.

  • @hikeskool
    @hikeskool 4 года назад +2

    Nice work on this one - I like the holistic take on pending patents and hiring psychological and gambling pros. If anyone is under any impression these titles aren't explicitly about getting the player to pay above and beyond retail, they're being naive.
    Thank you as always.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад

      Thank you kindly Hikeskool. Periodically I get sent links to hiring adverts for game publishers and its frightening how much gambling and monetization specialists are valued far above the actual developers who make the games.

  • @shawnadams1965
    @shawnadams1965 4 года назад +1

    O M G supporting you is worth every cent. Bravo 21K Bravo!

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад

      I really hope so Shawn. Thank you once again.

    • @shawnadams1965
      @shawnadams1965 4 года назад

      @@21Kiloton I look forward to each and everyone of your videos.... Can't wait for Cyberpunk 2077, which interestly enough is the first game I've pre-ordered since Fallout 4.

  • @Marktweedy72
    @Marktweedy72 4 года назад +4

    Excellent , outstanding video mate A review and description of a game perfectly put in to words.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +1

      Thank you Marktweedy. I appreciate your kind praise.

  • @nanok94
    @nanok94 3 года назад

    F*ing love your reviews skinless honesty is a spares thing today

  • @عليمحمدصالحياسين
    @عليمحمدصالحياسين 4 года назад

    What the music in the beginning ?

  • @thomasconnolly963
    @thomasconnolly963 4 года назад

    Why is W on Tactical grenade?

  • @ghostviking7521
    @ghostviking7521 4 года назад +5

    Daddy's back!

  • @Kreozot2D
    @Kreozot2D 4 года назад +2

    Oh no, poor good players now have to play against other good players instead of completely annihilating noobs, why can't good players completely ruin noobs' day in a videogame anymore. Now i have to learn to play well and adapt instead of proning in a narrow corridor with lmg and claymore.
    Look, 21Kiloton, SBMM by itself is designed to matchmake people of equal skill and prevent a single lv999 rambo steamrolling on poor lv5 noobs. Those who whine about being "punished" for playing better deserve to get their whining posted on @ScrubquotesX on twitter. You should detach SBMM from abusive and exploitative systems that matchmake you against fuckers who purchased something pay to win and show you their shit to manipulate you into buying shit in a game that you already payed money for. There were quite a lot of shitty games like legendary EASWBF2 that were made with that in mind. There ARE many games still made with that in mind. But SBMM, while it might not be done well and have bad skill determining algorythms, is generally a good way to separate grizzled veterans from babies who don't know how to walk.

  • @FlanTheMan231
    @FlanTheMan231 3 года назад +1

    The hardcore mode in this iteration is so bad. Modern warfare did it so well.
    Zombies will always be better then multiplayer because zombies is zombies

  • @SevenDaysToNoon
    @SevenDaysToNoon 4 года назад +1

    Your twisted logic on how to hit the target if you’re Stevie Wonder was priceless! 😂😂😂

  • @deralbtraumritter8573
    @deralbtraumritter8573 4 года назад +9

    Finally someone else who agrees thay this "Hours To Level Up A Gun And It's Attachments" being utter bullocks! Even if it's a gun I like, no matter the game (Battlefield, COD) I inevitably get bored A/F after days of leveling up.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад +4

      Yeah the XP throttling is insane. I mainly focused on the M60 and hit second prestige before Gold Camo I think.
      Im not a CoD scientist, but Im pretty sure you shouldnt have to play for a week JUST to max out ONE gun ffs. (even at my asstard skill level)

    • @deralbtraumritter8573
      @deralbtraumritter8573 4 года назад +2

      @@21Kiloton it's not just you. It reminds me of throttling in Battlefield V. Tho Rank 4 gave you all specs for a gun, you had to max lvl it, THEN do special assignments that were ridiculous. I'm sure this is all geared toward getting the player to spend money not unlock it. Even way back when, like Battlefield 1 or 4 for ex: you could buy the vase weapons, and kits. But extras like FN 200, or UCAV you had to do under ridiculous circumstances.

  • @fity_4696
    @fity_4696 4 года назад +2

    You made it big but I noticed a slight jab in they put your logo on a trash can.

    • @21Kiloton
      @21Kiloton  4 года назад

      I think its actually a "suitcase" nuclear weapon. But I would settle for a trash can.