Windows 12 Is Still Around and Is Wackier Than Ever

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Комментарии • 2,9 тыс.

  • @JPlexer
    @JPlexer 3 года назад +4230

    Can’t wait for Windows 24

  • @garyharrison4915
    @garyharrison4915 3 года назад +2241

    This website looks like a teenager made it in the mid 90's.

    • @tftwphoenix6670
      @tftwphoenix6670 3 года назад +22

      Very true.

    • @Nadia1989
      @Nadia1989 3 года назад +47

      I could've made it back in 2001 with FrontPage

    • @M1America
      @M1America 3 года назад +22

      The visual design could be better but I like that the javascript is minimal. Not that bad in my opinion. The writing is junk though.

    • @Hamza-yb5fv
      @Hamza-yb5fv 3 года назад +7

      I made something prettier on 5 inch phone

    • @robthemodYT
      @robthemodYT 3 года назад +22

      Honestly, it looks like the kind of site I would have made in IT class back in the 2000's when I was about 8. I honestly think that's what happened. Some kid took his assignment a little too seriously for extra credit and made an actual website.

  • @L._Vireo
    @L._Vireo 3 года назад +468

    The internet had a stroke and it manifested as this website.

    • @redfonzie21
      @redfonzie21 3 года назад +3

      Best comment.

    • @L._Vireo
      @L._Vireo 3 года назад

      Oh hey got like 150 likes. Thanks guys.

    • @RubberStig
      @RubberStig 3 года назад +3

      Nah, the internet squeezed this website out of it's most obscure zit.

    • @CjqNslXUcM
      @CjqNslXUcM 4 месяца назад

      I'm struggling to imagine who in their right mind could be behind this. Even the dumbest person would put in more effort to make their scam more legitimate looking.

    • @starleaf-luna
      @starleaf-luna 2 месяца назад

      @@CjqNslXUcM idk, a popular method to filter out people who'd be dumb enough to fall for a scam is to make the scam look as dumb as can be, the idea behind that being-- anyone that could tell this is a scam wouldn't be worth scamming and it'd just be a waste of time for the scammer, so let's just get the most trusting people that can't tell it apart from a legitimate website.

  • @quark_E
    @quark_E 3 года назад +688

    I love that the desktop background for Windows 12 Lite, ripped from Windows 10, is named "Lite-Windows7-Final.jpg". It's the little touches

  • @SaberVS7
    @SaberVS7 3 года назад +539

    "So, what scam are we performing here?"
    "Yes."

    • @automatedinsanity
      @automatedinsanity 3 года назад +25

      a jack of all scams

    • @filcent2540
      @filcent2540 3 года назад +8

      🅱️rexit phone
      🅱️rexit phone

    • @Ro_Gaming
      @Ro_Gaming 3 года назад +7

      @@filcent2540 Google Translate:
      ruled the phone.
      ruled the phone.

    • @deez2037
      @deez2037 2 года назад

      @@automatedinsanity LMAO FR

    • @LonelyMarowak
      @LonelyMarowak 2 года назад +1

      @@Ro_Gaming For me, it translates to, “🅱️he got the phone.”

  • @roberthopwood3758
    @roberthopwood3758 3 года назад +502

    1:55 the connection is, the kitchen has no windows either.

    • @SimplyFizz
      @SimplyFizz 3 года назад +17

      Windows 0, now out for just £500

    • @Knottactical
      @Knottactical 3 года назад +4

      Brilliant

    • @Creedoo
      @Creedoo 3 года назад +4

      GOLD 🤣🤣😭

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 3 года назад +4

      I could try to ruin that joke, but I don't wanna a bunch of retards spamming /woooosh.

  • @Wilksey37
    @Wilksey37 3 года назад +287

    FYI If the person is operating as a "sole trader" it doesn't have to be registered at companies house, but a lot of sole traders "appear" as a LTD company. In the UK anyways.

    • @SJohnsoninc
      @SJohnsoninc 3 года назад +16

      If he's a sole trader and Microsoft comes after him, god have mercy.

    • @smd-tech
      @smd-tech 3 года назад +4

      @tutacat Its free to register as a sole trader, you have to pay to register as a ltd company.

    • @Kni0002
      @Kni0002 3 года назад +1

      @@SJohnsoninc yup, they can probably take their house

    • @lost4468yt
      @lost4468yt 3 года назад +4

      @@Kni0002 your house generally can't be taken in the UK if it's your only house. Exceptions like not paying your mortgage of course. But a debtor cannot take it unless you have another one.
      Also there's a good chance they're renting anyway...

    • @Sk0lzky
      @Sk0lzky 3 года назад +1

      @@lost4468yt if you have no other place to live* you don't actually have to own it, can be your parents' place

  • @TrueEnspyre57
    @TrueEnspyre57 3 года назад +538

    This feels like someone took an April fools joke a bit too far and too seriously.

    • @juangutierrez5400
      @juangutierrez5400 3 года назад +9

      Ikr

    • @Juliodax
      @Juliodax 3 года назад +6

      Exactly!!!.
      You need to pay for this April fools joke

    • @eekee6034
      @eekee6034 2 года назад +3

      It would be hilarious if there was nothing actually for sale.

    • @rl3d2008
      @rl3d2008 2 года назад +2

      @@renanmendes1299 I think that's why they said that it *FEELS* like an April Fools Joke.

    • @TheEmolano
      @TheEmolano 2 года назад +1

      Maybe it's money laundering

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 3 года назад +601

    Plot twist: Windows 12 is actually just a Microsoft side hustle.

    • @deez2037
      @deez2037 2 года назад +8

      Cha cha real smooth

    • @gabydiaz1083
      @gabydiaz1083 2 года назад +20

      Yea Microsoft is at 11 just a few more years and things will explode into chaos.

    • @vif3182
      @vif3182 2 года назад +6

      Windows by the dozen I tell yea...

    • @mjouwbuis
      @mjouwbuis 2 года назад +4

      Chances are they will switch to a (slightly incompatible with everything) linux kernel if they ever do a rewrite.

    • @aared
      @aared Год назад +7

      It's just Bill in his garage all over again. Now that he's no longer CEO they won't let him mess with the OS

  • @uberyoutuber3892
    @uberyoutuber3892 3 года назад +70

    I love how they throw in "Home and Garden" in the middle of all the technical services lmao! Hey, Todd after you plant those tulips I need you to install a printer and setup my new TV

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 года назад +1520

    It's so ugly, man, like could they not have changed a few things...

    • @nintendodirect3997
      @nintendodirect3997 3 года назад +28

      first to reply to a verified creator

    • @tftwphoenix6670
      @tftwphoenix6670 3 года назад +6

      @@nintendodirect3997 XD

    • @ukraniankgb9131
      @ukraniankgb9131 3 года назад +56

      @@nintendodirect3997 do you feel better about yourself now Mr. Accomplishment?

    • @darcksage1
      @darcksage1 3 года назад +1

      Hey there Proto.

    • @FuckYoutubeCensorship
      @FuckYoutubeCensorship 3 года назад +17

      They did, they cut out the part where it's free in the installer.

  • @feny9356
    @feny9356 3 года назад +228

    The "Kali Windows 10" doesn't even have Windows 10. It just tells you to enter the command "kali-undercover" which is a way of disguising kali as windows.

    • @mikeschmidt4800
      @mikeschmidt4800 3 года назад +1

      @Lucas Zhu Nah, it's actually a good distro.

    • @Yep6803
      @Yep6803 2 года назад +6

      i still laugh thinking people don't understand Kali(that's also one of the greatest just for who know how to hack) is for vm not as main distro LOL people say "Kali sucks so Linux, that's GNU technically, sucks" while you just don't know to use Kali, it is awesome for hackers...are you?

    • @omorisballs
      @omorisballs 9 месяцев назад

      i can’t believe that bananas have their own OS

  • @ThatOneArgentinianGamer
    @ThatOneArgentinianGamer 3 года назад +1655

    "It is not just a Linux Distro... it IS a Linux Distro."
    I need a shirt with this phrase, right now.
    Great stuff as always, sir!

    • @rogehmarbi
      @rogehmarbi 3 года назад +49

      The entirety of that comments from webhouses guy should be printed on a merch, it's that good

    • @daringcuteseal
      @daringcuteseal 3 года назад +2

      @@rogehmarbi yeah

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 3 года назад +27

      That guy makes Terry Davis look sane. Davis was a troubled genius, this scammer is a complete nutjob.

    • @zach_c
      @zach_c 3 года назад +17

      It’d be hilarious if MJD made a shirt with that on it and he gets sued by Webhouses for copyright violation.

    • @bubgamingandvlogs3870
      @bubgamingandvlogs3870 3 года назад +6

      We need windows 12 merch

  • @sirenzen605
    @sirenzen605 3 года назад +36

    "It is not just a Linux Distro, it IS a Linux Distro" That made me laugh so damn hard I choked on my food lmao...

  • @rogehmarbi
    @rogehmarbi 3 года назад +157

    The fact that Windows 11 rumor is an actual thing now I just can't imagine the thought of THIS being the next version of Windows after that one

    • @gavinthegreatgavinthegreat97
      @gavinthegreatgavinthegreat97 3 года назад +7

      Rumour? It was officially announced

    • @izzuddinfakarudin5696
      @izzuddinfakarudin5696 3 года назад +17

      @@gavinthegreatgavinthegreat97 read what he says again

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 3 года назад +5

      I'm not too interested in Windows 11 but I'll definitely check out Windows 12.

    • @DavidNikkiZane
      @DavidNikkiZane 3 года назад +6

      when it's time for them to release Windows 12 this guy will have a problem

    • @ShitHappensRLY
      @ShitHappensRLY 2 года назад +11

      202*: Windows 12 is confirmed as Ubuntu fork

  • @jase_allen
    @jase_allen 3 года назад +597

    The grammar and spelling errors on the websites remind me of the intentional errors scammers put in their emails to filter out the smart people and help ensure only gullible people respond.

    • @guywithgrasspfp
      @guywithgrasspfp 3 года назад +7

      ok

    • @vivanecrosis
      @vivanecrosis 3 года назад +81

      That actually sound like a theory. Probably not true, but it would focus their scams on the right targets.

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 3 года назад +7

      Well, in any case, it's a parasitoid symbiosis of stupidity XD

    • @Faygris
      @Faygris 3 года назад +31

      Wait, is that what they do? Sounds almost too clever for them 🤔

    • @DerpsterIV
      @DerpsterIV 3 года назад +8

      @@vivanecrosis Probably not true? It is true. It's a fact and has been that way for years.

  • @DavidWonn
    @DavidWonn 3 года назад +477

    It’s the modern day version of "Windows for Warehouses 3.1":
    Windows for "Webhouses"

  • @wghardy5577
    @wghardy5577 3 года назад +566

    Now if this was nintendo they’d have a cease and desist before they even finished burning the cd

    • @cessposter
      @cessposter 3 года назад +22

      Better than selling half assed garbage

    • @gamingnubs7628
      @gamingnubs7628 3 года назад +9

      And this is why we need more companies like Nintendo.

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 3 года назад +98

      @@gamingnubs7628
      No, we don't. Nintendo goes _too_ far. They think that copyright law is the same as trademark law and go out of their way to shut down EVERYTHING that even slightly touches their copyrighted IPs, regardless of what it is, because they think that copyright is "enforce it or lose it" like trademarks are (they aren't). Not sure if that's because it's like that in Japan (I doubt it, based on how SEGA has no trouble with fan-made media and even embraces it from time to time) or what ever the reason may be.

    • @gamingnubs7628
      @gamingnubs7628 3 года назад +7

      @@VestedUTuber sega has no problem supporting fangames because official games are usually worse than fangames. Same cant be said for Nintendo. Nintendo fangames are taken down only if there is a game by Nintendo themselves that rival it. AM2R = Metroid 3DS remake. SM64 PC = 3D All-Stars. Notice how games like Super Mario Crossover are still up? Thats because Nintendo dont have anything to rival with it.

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 3 года назад +40

      @@gamingnubs7628
      You do realize that it's _not_ in SEGA's best financial interests to support fan-made content that's _better_ than their own products, since people would end up just playing the fangames instead of the official games, right? That just further proves my point that SEGA is willing to take a hit to keep their fans happy.
      And no, Nintendo doesn't just go after rival fangames. They go after everything they legally can. Remember the crap they pulled with RUclips?

  • @RamizGShaikh
    @RamizGShaikh 3 года назад +55

    "It is not just a Linux Distro it IS a Linux Distro" - webhouses, 2021

  • @fauzirahman3285
    @fauzirahman3285 3 года назад +34

    That website selling CDs looks like the online version of the CD shops I grew up with in South East Asia.

  • @triman7039
    @triman7039 3 года назад +239

    "Nor any numerals other than 7 and 10"
    Michael: There is 8 and 8.1
    *Sad 1.01 - 3.1 noises*

    • @definitely_notme4112
      @definitely_notme4112 3 года назад +63

      Windows 95, 98, and 2000: am i a joke to you?

    • @Adiee5Priv
      @Adiee5Priv 3 года назад +6

      One of the best threads in entire yt

    • @Codedgar
      @Codedgar 3 года назад +3

      *Sad XP noises*

    • @zach_c
      @zach_c 3 года назад

      Isn’t there a few more after 3.1? Like 3.5 or something? I don’t remember

    • @definitely_notme4112
      @definitely_notme4112 3 года назад +2

      @@zach_c well, 3.11 for workgroups, but 3.1 had a lot of versions so i just count them all as 3.1

  • @Llumz
    @Llumz 3 года назад +316

    Well, Michael, sensorship is when you ship sensors to the country that ordered them

    • @musicalneptunian
      @musicalneptunian 3 года назад +17

      Mr Spock: Captain, I detect Sensorship
      Kirk: Raise the shields!
      *pwowwww*
      Scotty: We canna take another hit Captain! We will be out of business like Windows 12!"

    • @ukraineballaviation1483
      @ukraineballaviation1483 3 года назад +1

      He actually meant Censorship. As I can guess, censorship in Pakistan is tough, so yeah.

    • @lizziex6447
      @lizziex6447 3 года назад +18

      @@ukraineballaviation1483 If you look up, you may catch a quick glimpse of the joke flying over your head.

    • @ukraineballaviation1483
      @ukraineballaviation1483 3 года назад +2

      @@lizziex6447 ik I saw it lol

    • @woutermollema
      @woutermollema 3 года назад +6

      @@ukraineballaviation1483 Maybe it should be sensorChip

  • @squidud
    @squidud 3 года назад +522

    Come one now. Everyone knows ReactOS is the REAL Windows 12.

    • @Dr.Mohandes
      @Dr.Mohandes 3 года назад +71

      reactos is windows 99

    • @oliverb.8995
      @oliverb.8995 3 года назад +2

      @@Dr.Mohandes windows 99 isnt a thing but ok

    • @TemFromTheTemShop
      @TemFromTheTemShop 3 года назад +71

      @@oliverb.8995 It was a joke but okay...

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 3 года назад +18

      @@oliverb.8995 your humor isn't a thing but okay

    • @real2w10
      @real2w10 3 года назад +6

      no ReactOS is Windows NT 5.2 Workstation

  • @0xtailsoup
    @0xtailsoup 7 месяцев назад +3

    I called the number on the website and got through to a guy. I asked him if it was Webhouses and he said yes. I said "Oh I thought it was just a joke website" and then he hung up. The number listed as being a fax also goes through to him, so it's not a fax machine.

  • @dreampillet
    @dreampillet Год назад +4

    ―iPhone or Android?
    _adjusts tie and smirks_
    ― *_"Brexit_* *_Phone."_*
    _walks away_

  • @crystalthewolf8945
    @crystalthewolf8945 3 года назад +537

    I love how they call it a Japanese invention and then sell a Chinese product

  • @flyboy_nathan4112
    @flyboy_nathan4112 3 года назад +313

    I feel like this has to be in some way a huge practical joke, nobody could accidentally make something THIS fishy looking.

    • @yazplayer
      @yazplayer Год назад +5

      i thought windows 11 came in 2023

    • @The-LSTV
      @The-LSTV 9 месяцев назад +16

      You'd be surprised - some people are actually capable of creating this stuff and thinking that they did a good job. Especially in places where this style of graphics is common (in less wealthy countries where modern technologies aren't too developed yet and they use the worst possible softwar to make those things).
      They just do not realize that its wrong, since it's all around them, and also you usually value things you make yourself a lot higher than others, and often are blinded by the actual objective appearance.

    • @sonicstooke8507
      @sonicstooke8507 9 месяцев назад

      @@yazplayer It did. That's the point. Someone tried (and failed) to make Windows 12 before Windows 11 existed. They skipped 11!

    • @asedonii-chan8466
      @asedonii-chan8466 9 месяцев назад

      @@The-LSTV fine congo product, much cancer now!

    • @DoctorTemblor
      @DoctorTemblor 8 месяцев назад

      ol people

  • @Elhao
    @Elhao 3 года назад +14

    This guy can thank every deity mankind has ever believed in that Microsoft hasn't sued him (yet) and put his strange interpretation of copyright law to the test.

    • @eekee6034
      @eekee6034 2 года назад

      Microsoft are trying to be nice these days. Or, to look like they're nice people, anyway.

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 3 года назад +357

    "You can do all the digital forensics and penetration that you want"
    Now that sounds like the OS for me.

    • @markusTegelane
      @markusTegelane 3 года назад +13

      I think they meant that in the context of ethical hacking

    • @test89087
      @test89087 3 года назад

      Oh! I didn't expect to see you here...

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl 3 года назад +10

      @@markusTegelane r/wooosh

    • @markusTegelane
      @markusTegelane 3 года назад +7

      @@realcartoongirl why is this still a thing?

    • @teknowil
      @teknowil 3 года назад

      Digital penetration and forensics? Bit of a necrophile there aren't ya

  • @unavailable198
    @unavailable198 3 года назад +365

    Everyone: waiting for Windows 11
    Me with Windows 2000: I am 4 parallel universes ahead

    • @VMVXMK2
      @VMVXMK2 3 года назад +14

      Remember Windows 596? That time they really outdone themselves.

    • @jamesevanko7037
      @jamesevanko7037 3 года назад +4

      Makes sense now. Windows Me was only half way there.

    • @doorstopper674
      @doorstopper674 3 года назад +16

      @@andrewhanson1180 no shit sherlock

    • @日本語を勉強する外国人
      @日本語を勉強する外国人 3 года назад +13

      This but unironically. I use 2000 on an old laptop and with the Extended kernel and all updates slipstreamed it’s actually pretty usable even in 2021.

    • @tchock
      @tchock 3 года назад +5

      @@andrewhanson1180 *Rainier Wolfcastle voice* That's the joke.

  • @JeFi2
    @JeFi2 3 года назад +288

    There are so many Linux distros that actually look like Windows yet they steal Linux Lite of all things?!?

    • @Moskito844
      @Moskito844 3 года назад +50

      what's worst is that is not hard at all to modify the .iso and make it actually look like a windows version

    • @glasswhisperer
      @glasswhisperer 3 года назад +56

      Probably picked a version small enough to fit in a cd rather than a dvd to save 50¢

    • @bubgamingandvlogs3870
      @bubgamingandvlogs3870 3 года назад +42

      Due to lots of Donald Ducks

    • @colejohnson66
      @colejohnson66 3 года назад +9

      @@glasswhisperer Puppy Linux is only 300 MB (32 bit). If you want smaller, Damn Small Linux is 50 MB.

    • @bubgamingandvlogs3870
      @bubgamingandvlogs3870 3 года назад +14

      @@colejohnson66 Donald Duck linux is 0 kbs

  • @GenoCuddy
    @GenoCuddy 2 года назад +1

    It is not just a Michael MJD video it IS a Michael MJD video.

  • @5cover
    @5cover 3 года назад +5

    the fact it's called windows 12 makes sense now

  • @DarkkLestat
    @DarkkLestat 3 года назад +147

    This is an Indian company posing as a UK company, I've seen hundreds of these in the past.

    • @RajxSarkar
      @RajxSarkar 3 года назад +4

      @@nooneinpart And his name is Barry Scofield

    • @megaangelic
      @megaangelic 3 года назад +10

      @@sriramsundar8388 There are a great deal of Indians who live in the UK. And even some second & third generation Indians who speak english poorly.

    • @AutumnWind92
      @AutumnWind92 3 года назад +9

      @@megaangelic Damn UK sounds like a third world country at this point. Feelsbadman

    • @djtonylee
      @djtonylee 3 года назад +4

      @@RajxSarkar sure, like when you ring an i dian call centre they are always called john smith or some other british sounding name. Never once have i heard one say their name is iqbal or mohammad...

    • @RajxSarkar
      @RajxSarkar 3 года назад +3

      @@djtonylee You're right but in this case you're wrong because you know i have done some investigation about this website and i found a LinkedIn profile of this guy named Barry Schofield. And it says he's the web designer of webhouses. And he's LinkedIn profile has the same rose background (5:25) as the website.

  • @jviper2004
    @jviper2004 3 года назад +70

    hey you gotta get this version of "Windows 12 lite" to Kitboga, and see how the Tech-scammers respond to this fake version of Windows.

  • @megazenn22
    @megazenn22 3 года назад +126

    Considering selling Windows 13, but its just Hannah Montana OS with Hannah replaced by her ghost

    • @douwehuysmans5959
      @douwehuysmans5959 3 года назад +2

      Wait Hannah is dead?

    • @megazenn22
      @megazenn22 3 года назад +10

      @@douwehuysmans5959 the Hannah we knew and loved is, but her body lived on in hollywood form

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 3 года назад +8

      It is deprecated by Miley Cyrus OS

    • @Michael18751
      @Michael18751 3 года назад +1

      Windows 13 doesn't sit right. Windows 15 is where it's at

    • @megazenn22
      @megazenn22 3 года назад +3

      @@Michael18751 windows 616 but Miley and Satan are fucking on the login screen

  • @pinkyUndsoo
    @pinkyUndsoo 3 года назад +21

    I died of laughter holy
    The brexit phone

  • @binepilo
    @binepilo 9 месяцев назад +1

    4:43 would like to add that theyre talking about 150 mbits vs 150 gbytes so its not just the factor 1000 but 8000

  • @UltraSolution
    @UltraSolution 3 года назад +151

    Here in Britain we all use Webhouse’s WifI.

  • @Robdeltonie
    @Robdeltonie 3 года назад +226

    I can't wait for Microsoft's legal team to send this guy a cease-and-desist letter for using their "patented" trademark, and then for this dude to cry out "Sensorship!"

    • @theepiclionsaplings5688
      @theepiclionsaplings5688 3 года назад +34

      Don't you hate it when you're sensored?

    • @Horseshoecrabwarrior
      @Horseshoecrabwarrior 3 года назад +21

      I'd expect that the reason the legal team hasn't metaphorically demolished this company is because they can't find a person to blame for it.

    • @DivergentDroid
      @DivergentDroid 3 года назад +11

      Never gonna happen. Courts have ruled Microsoft cannot own the word Windows only a product name like "Windows 10". I can make a Windows 15 OS and there is nothing MS can do about it.

    • @Robdeltonie
      @Robdeltonie 3 года назад +27

      @@DivergentDroid Not strictly true. Trademarks are about market confusion with packaging, branding, etc. It’s not like copyright or patent law in that regard. Of course Microsoft doesn’t own the word Windows. Trademarks are in certain classes of products and services, and trademark covers the exclusive right to use that mark as a source identifier for that product or service. So there’s nothing stopping me from naming a cereal brand Windows, and that doesn’t infringe Microsoft’s trademark rights. But what this Windows 12 company is doing would run afoul of trademark law. You can’t name your competing operating system Windows 12 and expect Microsoft to do nothing about it. Chances are that they can’t find the individual behind the company, so they can’t take legal action against them. Also, IANAL, but I’m familiar with trademark law slightly because I watch Lawful Masses. I hope this makes sense!

    • @DivergentDroid
      @DivergentDroid 3 года назад +3

      @@Robdeltonie Microsoft has lost in court over this issue before. The guy can call his product Windows 12 as long as he's not claiming it is a Microsoft product or that the products is functional identical to a Microsoft product.

  • @Kitsoonaye
    @Kitsoonaye 3 года назад +39

    "You are an idiot you cannot patent any single word in the English dictionary. Grow up."
    Bro reading that had me dying 🤣

    • @nilswegner2881
      @nilswegner2881 3 года назад +11

      So I can call my company apple, right? Perfect, I always wanted to have my own company that sells overpriced hardware.

    • @tftwphoenix6670
      @tftwphoenix6670 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @s7002
      @s7002 3 года назад +1

      E

    • @0mongo0
      @0mongo0 3 года назад +4

      You can't patent a word. That's not what patents are for. You can trademark a name.

    • @dadarkmatterdude
      @dadarkmatterdude Месяц назад

      The most incoherent shit I've ever heard.

  • @RainbowLovingRainbow
    @RainbowLovingRainbow 2 года назад +4

    Don’t forget if you use any distribution of Linux the GNU license agreement says that if you modify the distro you must offer it for free because you received the distro for free to begin with. That’s why you can download enterprise versions of RedHat, SuSe, and others. They can only charge you for the support they offer, not the distro itself. I’d be amazed if I’m the only one who commented on this area (sorry if others beat me to the punch). So, Windows 12 Lite is indeed free, whether or not the tool who modified it agrees with that statement is an entirely different story!

  • @lcj3_
    @lcj3_ 3 года назад +6

    Everyone when Windows 12 was made: waiting for Windows 11
    After Windows 12 was made:
    Ok we're still waiting for Windows 11

  • @reid4625
    @reid4625 3 года назад +124

    Linux Lite devs watching this: "my baby! what have they done to you!"

    • @TooSweaty4U
      @TooSweaty4U 3 года назад +19

      "Look how they massacred my boy"

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 3 года назад +7

      If anyone has a legal case to make, it's the Linux Lite team. This is a stain on their project and to be associated with this scam is near libellous.

    • @survivor303
      @survivor303 3 года назад

      @@amirpourghoureiyan1637 no absolute not, it will turn their pennies to waste. nobody buys this thing in real and if somebody really buy this :) that person is so stupid that he cannot make that connection to linux lite :D

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 3 года назад

      @@survivor303 lol I get that, but ignoring it can also cause them to wrapped up in controversy, especially if someone uses it to go out-on-a-limb and suggest collusion. It's a small team and they don't deserve the grief that this scammer could bring.

    • @survivor303
      @survivor303 3 года назад

      @@eness379 old people?, they know computers better than you :D but like i say, if somebody buys it, that person dosnt understand lite or this. and they not even send those to people. this is just some 15 year old guy stupid idea, who want couple of extra dollars, it cannot be more than that. perhaps that junior dosnt even understand that he scam people, he want be just a pro! :D

  • @okamiboi
    @okamiboi 3 года назад +135

    Ah yes, the Japanese company *H U A W E I*
    I need more edits like at the comment section LMAOOOOOOO

    • @juangutierrez5400
      @juangutierrez5400 3 года назад

      Uh ok?

    • @oliverb.8995
      @oliverb.8995 3 года назад +6

      @@juangutierrez5400 ive seen u reply everywhere confused, just stating that ur humor sucks

    • @juangutierrez5400
      @juangutierrez5400 3 года назад +1

      @@oliverb.8995 you do know that my “humor” isn’t meant to be like that

    • @oliverb.8995
      @oliverb.8995 3 года назад +1

      @aagp2 stay mad😌💖

    • @juangutierrez5400
      @juangutierrez5400 3 года назад

      E

  • @Jake1702
    @Jake1702 3 года назад +128

    He's living in Britain but he's typing r/engrish worthy material.

    • @FlyboyHelosim
      @FlyboyHelosim 3 года назад +27

      He's probably Indian.

    • @joekerr9150
      @joekerr9150 3 года назад +11

      reddit moment keanu chungus reeves wholesome 100

    • @lordfatcock
      @lordfatcock 3 года назад +1

      @@FlyboyHelosim For sure

    • @falcy2889
      @falcy2889 3 года назад +1

      @@FlyboyHelosim all the time man... always indians
      Why are they even doing this

    • @alumlovescake
      @alumlovescake 3 года назад +1

      @@FlyboyHelosim your probably white

  • @AaronMcHale
    @AaronMcHale 3 года назад +6

    I’d like to think that he just took a screenshot of the old Windows 10 wallpaper in his screen resolution and uses Paint to add the “Windows 12 Lite” text 😂

  • @joshm264
    @joshm264 2 года назад +6

    7:20 on the right you can see the "muama ryoko" and computer clan did a video on it!

  • @jdatlas4668
    @jdatlas4668 3 года назад +329

    Michael MJD, bringing me the weird but hilarious things I never knew I wanted. You keep surprising me, honestly, every time there's a new video notification I'm curious what you've dug out this time.

    • @Quesbe
      @Quesbe 3 года назад +4

      Umh fancy to see you there? Why do I get the impression that I already saw you?

    • @solarstrike33
      @solarstrike33 3 года назад +16

      @@Quesbe He's like the bi version of Justin Y.

    • @Quesbe
      @Quesbe 3 года назад +18

      @@solarstrike33 Justin B.

    • @zeddie4153
      @zeddie4153 3 года назад +3

      Bet you cant "sit on a chair".. waddaaaaaappppp the people that knows what i am talking about

    • @jdatlas4668
      @jdatlas4668 3 года назад +2

      @@Quesbe I'm everywhere >:)

  • @winksplorer
    @winksplorer 3 года назад +55

    Manga: Windows 10X
    Anime: Glass XP Super
    Netflix Adaptation: Windows 12 Lite

  • @randomchannel9331
    @randomchannel9331 3 года назад +20

    i like how the "Japanese invention" is a Huawei 4g hot spot... Huawei is a Chinese company...

  • @NEWDOR1A
    @NEWDOR1A 3 года назад +3

    A great operating system with no virus! Nice ...always wanted one without Virus!

  • @ronaldboulder308
    @ronaldboulder308 3 года назад +2

    I have to admit - this coup is quite funny :) By using a linux light - not changing anything else, except rebranding - the best "windows" operating system was created that ever existed.

  • @100DollarHeadache
    @100DollarHeadache 3 года назад +62

    I lost it at the proprietor whining about "Donald Ducks" spoiling Windows 12 Lite for everybody.

    • @guiwonsik
      @guiwonsik 3 года назад

      He was saying in a sense that people be talking/lying about it?

    • @acksawblack
      @acksawblack Год назад

      @@guiwonsik Means dumb fucks, rhyming slang.

  • @PrincessAshly
    @PrincessAshly 3 года назад +48

    Love the edits, they add extra humor and character to the vids, I'd really like to see you keep doing them.

  • @dnice712
    @dnice712 3 года назад +85

    Protip: Don't ever buy an OS on a burnt dvd from some guy on the internet

    • @archgirl
      @archgirl 3 года назад +10

      It’s a genuine shame that this is a tip some people will _actually_ be shocked by. What a world, eh?

    • @boalbads
      @boalbads 3 года назад +1

      wAiT WinDOwS 12 is fAkE?! wHAt?!
      lol

    • @flp322
      @flp322 3 года назад +6

      I bought my OS from some guy though. His name was Mr. Microsoft if I don't remember incorrectly?

    • @bmhater1283
      @bmhater1283 3 года назад +1

      @@flp322 Yagoo, is that you brother?

    • @FlyboyHelosim
      @FlyboyHelosim 3 года назад +3

      Instructions unclear. I did it and am now running Windows 12 Lite as my daily driver. 😳

  • @BobWiersema
    @BobWiersema 3 года назад +2

    I know where I'm doing all my Christmas shopping.

  • @vivpersonalchannel
    @vivpersonalchannel 3 года назад +1

    Why did RUclips recommend me this after I downloaded the leaked Windows 11 ISO?

  • @robopuffy
    @robopuffy 3 года назад +32

    I only use TempleOS, thank you

    • @Ezyasnos
      @Ezyasnos 3 года назад +6

      16 colours is more than enough for everyone!

  • @bradtoddler3765
    @bradtoddler3765 3 года назад +63

    I love how Michael dying laughing at “Huawei” Brexit V8 phone. (7:43)

  • @stevenjlovelace
    @stevenjlovelace 3 года назад +42

    But without sensorship, how will the USS Enterprise detect life signs on an alien planet?

    • @thebetaman
      @thebetaman 3 года назад +4

      Simple: Beam some people down

    • @stevenjlovelace
      @stevenjlovelace 3 года назад +2

      @@thebetaman About the same results, I suppose.

    • @rtg5881
      @rtg5881 3 года назад +1

      @@stevenjlovelace No. If you beam people down, you allways find planets with life on them, such as the people you beamt down and their gut flora. 100% life planets.

    • @robertbruce7686
      @robertbruce7686 3 года назад +1

      Glad not drinking beverage when read comment....I would have inhaled!!

  • @joelfrom08
    @joelfrom08 3 года назад +2

    This is even funnier, now that Windows 11 has been leaked and will probably come out very soon. See ya in 2028 when Win 12 is announced and webhouses gets sued

  • @cardgagefan73
    @cardgagefan73 3 года назад +9

    1:47
    graphic design is my passion

  • @s7002
    @s7002 3 года назад +85

    wow, they just don't stop, love these windows 12 videos! keep it up!

    • @maksympotseluiko7640
      @maksympotseluiko7640 3 года назад +12

      The man himself

    • @s7002
      @s7002 3 года назад +5

      @@RyanDesiderio-yc6vp yes

    • @juangutierrez5400
      @juangutierrez5400 3 года назад +4

      @@RyanDesiderio-yc6vp yes

    • @javidfarhan1675
      @javidfarhan1675 3 года назад +1

      So what happened in the end ?
      Did webhouses admit defeat ?

    • @sriramsundar8388
      @sriramsundar8388 3 года назад +1

      @@s7002 dude can you please tell me the name of the RUclips channel? I can't find it anywhere.

  • @binaryfunlab8729
    @binaryfunlab8729 3 года назад +43

    This poor quality mod actually motivates me to create a more legit, better done and free Windows 12 Pro for example

  • @TechNetworkUK
    @TechNetworkUK 3 года назад +38

    I live in UK and I think that store is weird and sketchy. I like these type of videos Great video Michael 👍

  • @themirrazz
    @themirrazz Год назад +9

    Webhouses is back - they’ve updated their UI multiple times, and according to some digging on the Internet Archive and some pages they forgot to delete, they’ve been around since the 1990s (even said it themselves) - They’re latest creation that had disappeared is Windows 13 Flash

    • @themirrazz
      @themirrazz Год назад

      Also they sell beds and sofas now

    • @themirrazz
      @themirrazz Год назад +1

      They also have a garden center and play kitchen???
      At one point they said you could publish an app to the Google Play Store if you paid 5 euros (the picture was a book called something for Dummies)

    • @themirrazz
      @themirrazz Год назад

      And drills, monitors, RAM, and SSDs

    • @themirrazz
      @themirrazz Год назад

      It’s not even a privacy policy lmao

    • @themirrazz
      @themirrazz Год назад

      It’s more of a ToS

  • @garyr7027
    @garyr7027 3 года назад +1

    If I remember correctly, Microsoft went to court over someone using the name windows, the judge did not rule in Microsoft's favor. Said the word "windows" is generic terminology and doesn't necessarily imply to Microsoft's operating system. Logo is one thing, that's copyrighted, but the word windows is not.

  • @angw3l
    @angw3l 3 года назад +22

    "It is not just a Linux distro, it *is* a Linux distro" LMAO

  • @zeekjones1
    @zeekjones1 3 года назад +85

    Honestly, the elderly in office, the tech illiterate, the people who we all let control regulation of laws and wars...
    ...they'd fall for this.

    • @teknowil
      @teknowil 3 года назад

      Its legit I bought it on that dark web

    • @zeekjones1
      @zeekjones1 2 года назад +5

      ​@Marti van Lin The few that did tech stuff at home before it was cool is one thing.
      But for those who didn't and also those who only casually used the net for work or school email, newspaper like articles, or social media bubbles, in the past 15 years.
      Tech illiteracy mixed with clickbait is a formula that is proven, and why scam after scam is so successful.
      Although the worry is a bit higher for those in power being tech illiterate, there are some of all ages and backgrounds.
      We are in a world where anybody of anyone can choose to learn anything, but we also cannot learn everything. Some never caught onto the tech train, and never chosen to learn about the subject, and by extension minimal use of the net for what it can be.
      Those who have chosen to not pick up the vast expanse of information and misinformation, or are early in learning, are the most easily fooled.
      _As is said; You really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?_
      Yes.

  • @nalinux
    @nalinux 3 года назад +35

    "Windows is the graphical interface for Unix"
    Thanks a lot, I just learned something today :)

    • @VulpisFoxfire
      @VulpisFoxfire 3 года назад +14

      Bad thing is, that's much more accurate as a description of Mac OSX...

    • @duality4y
      @duality4y 3 года назад +1

      @@VulpisFoxfire it's pretty much BSD

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 2 года назад

      @@duality4y the OG BSD, not the FOSS fork (which is what all modern *BSD distros are derived from)

    • @bitterlemonboy
      @bitterlemonboy 2 года назад +1

      Microsoft should just give up on the Windows kernel and use Linux kernel for Windows

  • @NicksLocker
    @NicksLocker 3 года назад +2

    2:01 i burst out laughing out loud when you said, "I mean it's a nice kitchen." i have to wonder, has anybody actually fallen for this scam though and bought windows 12 pro and installed it thinking they were honestly buying a version of windows? those comments made my head hurt trying to understand what they were saying. their website too looks like it was created on Windows 95.

  • @yipz2483
    @yipz2483 3 года назад +7

    Im starting to really like this company especially since it's been ages since we had quality meme legends uprising.

    • @Simurated
      @Simurated 3 года назад +1

      Hey, isn't that pfp Shifty from HTF?

  • @whosnooby
    @whosnooby 3 года назад +31

    2:38 This is revelutionary! They didn't mean Gigabit, they meant Gigabyte, Gigabit is Gb an Gigabyte is GB which is what they wrote.

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 3 года назад +4

      Why paying hundreds of dollars for fiber optics when you can have a wireless gigabyte connection for half the price, right? And it's unsensored!

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 3 года назад

      @TurboSoftware
      Why?

    • @jhytry
      @jhytry 3 года назад +1

      @TurboSoftware It is very simple - k stand for kilo same as kg - kilogram, it simply means 1000 of the unit (kg - 1000g). Same here kb - 1000b (bit) kB - 1000B(byte). In this convention capital "K" is incorrect, although no one really cares about it.

    • @jhytry
      @jhytry 3 года назад +1

      @TurboSoftware oh my. Please quickly inform all hundreds of thousand middle and eastern europens - we have been spelling our names wrong for few centuries - please teach us the correct way. WTF 🤡

    • @jhytry
      @jhytry 3 года назад +1

      @TurboSoftware ohhh that's even better, I thought you referred to my first name. So English spell check doesn't have exotic European family names. How can that be? I better write to them. LOL

  • @samuelese22
    @samuelese22 3 года назад +23

    The unexpected return of the Brexit phone killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Yep6803
      @Yep6803 2 года назад +1

      no as italian what killed me "a lot famous in Italy and Germany"...ah, no.

  • @huantian
    @huantian 3 года назад +26

    It's actually 150 gigaBYTES per second so that's even better

  • @AravindGamer712
    @AravindGamer712 3 года назад +2

    WHO said windows 12 is not a thing when Microsoft is making a windows 11 LOL

  • @RTMonitor
    @RTMonitor 3 года назад +2

    Windows 12 is closer than y'all think.

  • @slowatplaye
    @slowatplaye 3 года назад +14

    Bruh if you have “windows” in your OS name, and it is trying to look like a version of windows, like windows 10, then it is illegal. So windows 12 illegal.
    Edit: I just realized he explained this lol

  • @zuni3474
    @zuni3474 3 года назад +15

    I am studying media and digital animation and stuff and that windows 12 site looks exactly like in the old books we have at school it’s called “how to design your website 2000” or something so basically my assumption is that this man hade some books about web designing from 21 years ago

  • @the_broly_arms
    @the_broly_arms 3 года назад +25

    "... it IS a Linux distro" had me CACKLE laughing. This video was top quality start to finish.

  • @LG1ikLx
    @LG1ikLx 3 года назад

    Looks like he opened in Notepad++ and done replace all, typed out "Linux" and selected replace all with "Windows 12"

  • @UltraCenterHQ
    @UltraCenterHQ Год назад +2

    Plot twist: This is the actual leaked version of Windows 12

  • @ThatLinuxDude
    @ThatLinuxDude 3 года назад +14

    #KitchenOutOfContext
    yes. Also, bruh, *SENSORSHIP.*

  • @Ju13n1s2e9
    @Ju13n1s2e9 3 года назад +66

    Linux Lite is actually a very good distro for new Linux users (kind of in same ball park as Linux Mint) and runs very good on older hardware where Windows would struggle on.
    This make me sad because some criminals take profit for the good work made of the Linux Lite team.

    • @normalaboutpathologic
      @normalaboutpathologic 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah, i installed it on some old no-name all-in-one pc with 3gb ram, since windows 10 made it waaay to slow (who would have guessed lol, but at least it *did* run windows 10) and it became a decent usable pc after this

  • @medes24
    @medes24 3 года назад +18

    I'm ready for the followup "Installing Windows 12 Lite from 56 floppy disks!"

  • @perseusarkouda
    @perseusarkouda 3 года назад +4

    That version of Windows comes with even more spyware than the original. So you could call that an upgrade.

  • @SmokeyVibez
    @SmokeyVibez 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is the only time i wish Microsoft acted like Nintendo and sue the fuck out of him.

  • @HazyJ28
    @HazyJ28 3 года назад +16

    "Windows is a GUI for Unix"
    What is this dude smoking lol. This probably goes without saying, but Linux itself (and MAC) are based on Unix. I think what he meant to say was "Windows is just a GUI for DOS", which is also untrue for WIN ME+, as Windows has not run on top of DOS since 9x. It now runs on the NT kernel and .NET framework.
    Linux= Unix
    WIN= NT

    • @witol96
      @witol96 3 года назад +9

      Correction. ME was running on top of DOS. You couldn't access it but it did run on top of DOS

    • @HazyJ28
      @HazyJ28 3 года назад

      @@witol96 Thank you! Does this mean WIN2000 was the first version that was not running on top of DOS?

    • @witol96
      @witol96 3 года назад +7

      @@HazyJ28 Yes and no. You had Windows NT earlier than that however for most people first contact with windows not based on DOS was with 2000

    • @HazyJ28
      @HazyJ28 3 года назад

      @@witol96 thank you

    • @TonyHoyle
      @TonyHoyle 3 года назад

      He's probably confusing the X Window system because colloquially that is sometimes called X Windows. These days most people just call it X, to avoid confusion with a small seattle based startup's product.

  • @NotDwight
    @NotDwight 3 года назад +36

    This is insane, I can't believe someone would go through all of this low effort trouble.

    • @austindrakodeine7465
      @austindrakodeine7465 3 года назад

      they're making bank off it, why wouldn't you?

    • @kem0n0.kokomo
      @kem0n0.kokomo 3 года назад +3

      @@austindrakodeine7465 I'd be impressed if they were making any sort of real money on it. Just seems like the lowest-effort, most illiterate thing that I find it hard to believe they have more than $200 out of this lol

    • @austindrakodeine7465
      @austindrakodeine7465 3 года назад

      @@kem0n0.kokomo Oh they def do. Think how how many people bought it off this video alone

    • @austindrakodeine7465
      @austindrakodeine7465 3 года назад +3

      @@kem0n0.kokomo Ah I would say they're making 5k+ a week off of it. Think of how much traction these videos brought alone so people buy the 20$ rubbish just out of interest than people get scammed as well. Thats a lot of bread already outta just those two factors.

  • @bork661
    @bork661 3 года назад +16

    1:01 when I saw my language there and they wrote the imo worst greetingbin my language, in english it translate to God took you here

  • @stuff_
    @stuff_ 3 года назад +2

    Fun fact, the wallpaper in 16:51 was called *Lite-Windows7-Final.png*

  • @KylerFlame
    @KylerFlame 3 года назад +3

    Well, Windows 11 IS officially coming.... So THIS MUST BE THE FUTURE!!

  • @ustayussuf
    @ustayussuf 3 года назад +11

    WINDOWS 12:
    It is not just a Linux Distro. It IS a Linux Distro

  • @simonerancati9938
    @simonerancati9938 3 года назад +9

    20:03 And also 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, 2000

  • @DevynCairns
    @DevynCairns 3 года назад +15

    I'm about half sure this is just a kid who thought this would be a brilliant idea and ended up learning some stuff along the way

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 3 года назад +4

      This gentlemen said he PATENTED "Windows 12 Lite" and patents cost thousands of dollars so it's definitely not just a kid!

  • @shafiplays22
    @shafiplays22 3 года назад +1

    Imagine seeing this in a Michaelsoft Binbows store.

  • @zank8470
    @zank8470 3 года назад +3

    Windows 11: Haha, NO

  • @resonatedturkey
    @resonatedturkey 3 года назад +11

    i cant wait for windows 200: electric boogaloo

  • @Leah96xxx
    @Leah96xxx 2 года назад +11

    With how certain they are that it's virus-free, I'd be concerned that there's a bootkit or something, especially since they advertise being able to dual-boot