+SavvyW That's not weird at all. That person is just taking oral hygiene to the next level. Years from now, people will be using nail files on their teeth and taking a swig of hand sanitizer several times throughout the day instead of using simple brush and paste. Toothpaste? Pshh, how barbaric. Hand sanitizer and nail file? Now that's what I call a clean mouth.
Vinny, I don't think "Years left on Earth" means how long Ice Cream Sandwich Guy has to live. I think it means how long he has left until a spaceship arrives to finally take him back to his home planet, Ice Cream Sandwich Planet.
Black Friday has no meaning in the UK, as stores are open all throughout December anyway. Yet we've recently started "celebrating" it because it's another way for the media to make money.
to vinny: blackfriday in england was bad for 2 years lst and 2013 when the store asda (i think there own now by walmart) decided to bring it this year it was dead quite nothing happened the news said that it was quite
in argentina you get black friday a few months earlier and for almost a week and then you get it back after thanksgiving (and we don't celebrate thanks giving but eh walmart will be wallmart)
I need to correct you, Vinny. That's not what happens when you go on Xbox live voice chat. Actually, that rarely happens. Instead, that's what happens when you enable voice chat in any PC multiplayer shooter. My lord, compared to what I've experienced on PC this year, Xbox Live feels like a brain massage.
+guernica Also no, black friday is not like this here in the UK. well a few people fight over kettles, meanwhile the rest of the country complains about how distinctly un-british the whole thing is - "those damn americans"
I actually work in Game and one of my friends at work watches Vinesauce too, we have the trailer for this fucking game playing constantly on the screen behind the counter and we were actually talking during our Black Friday shift about how Vinny better play this to make it worth hearing that stupid trailer a million times until 3am when our shift ended.
Someone I don't think I Am Bread ever claimed to be a simulator unless humour is so stale that people would find a piece of bread flinging itself around various scenes through pure determination is actually 'funny' and worth being called a 'simulator'
These may be intentionally shitty free adver-games but damn if I don't play both of them every holiday season. A couple hours each year is all you need and they're great for getting into the spirit
I had work in a mall on Black Friday, which was busy but not being a retailer like Walmart or bestbuy, was fine for shopping. I got the Witcher 3 for 20 bucks
Did anyone get anything on sale during Black Friday? I only got an Ike amiibo because I wanted one for a while, but there were no sales (from what I recall) for games anywhere.
Well here in frontier gang violence town *Brownsville* It was relatively tame at Black Friday on another note why do people think there is constant violence and gangs down here it's so calm :c
Fir Dentikit No no.This game was developed by GAME, a chain of British stores that sell videogames. You said they don't know what a videogame is and what i meant was they should seeing as their job is to sell games
As someone from Britain, I can confirm that Game are shameless fucks... So this is pretty accurate actually. Also yes Vinny, Black Friday is like this in England too..
I wouldn't say that, simply because I know what GAME are actually like and I also know what GameStop are also actually like. GAME are actually pretty decent since they do some rather good offers in store (and online) and offer competitive pricing compared to high street retailers such as Currys-PC World, HMV and so forth. Not forgetting their trade-in offers aren't shit and when trading in for a particular title are reasonable. Not forgetting their selection of PC Games (in physical copies) and peripherals. GameStop (who did actually have stores in the UK) however just charged full price all of the time and never really did special offers. Not forgetting their trade in values of 50p which were utter bullshit. Also their staff had no idea what they were doing.
Yeah i went Black Friday shopping. Apparently i look trust worthy (i really dont) and a bunch of people handed off their babies to me. I was there with my sister and i was just sitting around
The game lags so badly that watching the video keeps triggering old-PC trauma responses in me. I keep getting the urge to check my CPU temp and GPU ram. haha
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Listening To The Same Tune For 51 Minutes Simulator.
I see vinnys playing the 2015 game of the year again
huh
doot
Doot
"Excuse me, officer, I seem have to have lost my bones"
A common problem here in America
well duh, how else can the skeleton army rise without skelllingtons?
+Greasy Dootbag Doritos and mountain dew can turn people into skeletons if eaten in correct quantities.
+Greasy Dootbag YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL ANIME GRIL
+JJAB91
ANIME ISN'T REAL
+Jasper Valentine id you mean boner
This game's lag is actually true to life. There are so many people in the same place you can't move for shit.
How do I nominate you for comment of the year?
I saw someone on a bus use a nail file on her teeth, for about five minutes..She then took a swig of hand sanitizer. Gotta love public transportation!
+SavvyW Wait,really? Are you serious?
Brett Young 100% serious. It was one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.
+SavvyW That's not weird at all. That person is just taking oral hygiene to the next level. Years from now, people will be using nail files on their teeth and taking a swig of hand sanitizer several times throughout the day instead of using simple brush and paste. Toothpaste? Pshh, how barbaric. Hand sanitizer and nail file? Now that's what I call a clean mouth.
Why would someone do that?! Hand sanitizer is poisonous!
@@MicrowavedAlastair5390
Some people will do literally goddamn anything if they think it'll get them high.
Watching a game running at 10 fps in 60 fps. I feel dirty.
Jedi Knight I wonder how that works though
Jeffrey Stanley A 'singularity' if you will. Possibly some sort of time dilation.
There would be some asshole in the world who, after obtaining Sun Wukong's extending staff, turns it into a selfie stick.
This reminds me of the winter of 86.
Same
KEEYAH!
+Bravercoolio this reminds me from that one time i started smelling colors
TheDank Knight1399 it's not normal, if someone does it all their life they have synthesia. Or if you are being sarcastic, of course it's normal!
THE MUSIC I CANT.
"Instant regret stream begins...now."
I work at a Wally World and this Black Friday was really tame.
I only had to Fulton like...5 people.
...and a tank.
+ArmoredChocobo MEME
3:16 I legitimately fell off my chair from laughter.
One of Vinny's finest quotes
I still find it absurd how the UK retail store GAME made, not just one "shopping simulator", but TWO of these games.
Can't wait for next year, with Shopping Simulator 3!
+blobbem This looks like a goat simulator game. Did it steal code?
Eman EL If it was goat simulator, it would have been better. Probably something like the Unity engine.
Most likely unity seeing as the SDK and the base engine are free online. Only the asset store is paid for, and even then, some of it is free.
Vinny, I don't think "Years left on Earth" means how long Ice Cream Sandwich Guy has to live. I think it means how long he has left until a spaceship arrives to finally take him back to his home planet, Ice Cream Sandwich Planet.
Did you actually make something about this game funny? Holy shit...
+CheatsEnabled You mean to tell me that Vinny didn't say that as a joke?
Runs only slightly worse than Fallout 4.
*slightly better
I wonder if there is a mode in this that cancels your Pipboy preorder.
Fucking Game.
+UncannyMatt Can't wait for the DLC that keeps charging you for a single purchase until you lose all your money :))))))))))))))
I love how the characters hair literally looks like solid shit, great sign of quality character design right there, master pieace 10 outta 10
Scharrez He's also wearing eyeliner because 1028 genders amirite
how did vinny get his hands on the Postal 4 alpha?
o boi
Postal
the game of my life
thank for reminding me of it
+Shootally have you seen my dog?
+themagicwave *runs away screaming*
+themagicwave IT'S HORRIBLE! AAAHHH
I swear I hope it's as stupid as postal 2 was
Black Friday has no meaning in the UK, as stores are open all throughout December anyway. Yet we've recently started "celebrating" it because it's another way for the media to make money.
Capitalism is a magical thing innit?
+Royatoy Probably one of the nicer "isms"
+klimpomp Communism works
Royatoy Well. I guess its debatable whether it works on a theoretical level. But the issue of humans being cunts in general will always screw it up.
hardrockinhere I know this thread is dead, but the point of Black Friday is that everything is like 80% off. It's like real life Steam.
I miss these from 2013 and 2014, glad you are making these videos again!
The video stopped but I can still hear the music help
I woke up last night in a cold sweat and recalled the time I watched this in 2016 with the worst migraine I have ever experienced
"The booty game ridiculous" - Vinny Vinesauce, 2015
That hidden portal to insanity!
I like how the portal was in the TV ad for GAME...
to vinny:
blackfriday in england was bad for 2 years lst and 2013 when the store asda (i think there own now by walmart) decided to bring it this year it was dead quite nothing happened the news said that it was quite
I was just going to sleep when this popped up in my subscription box.
Oh well, sleep is for the weak anyway...
in argentina you get black friday a few months earlier and for almost a week
and then you get it back after thanksgiving (and we don't celebrate thanks giving but eh walmart will be wallmart)
and its surprisingly calmer than normal days too i guess people just buy things for party on fridays
Thank you, Vin. I served my hours and prevailed, and I thank you for the grats
regret simulator
genuinely pissed off at this games existence
Why the fuck are the teeth and tongue rendered in full 3D? No wonder this game has shit optimization.
it's a huge waste of polygons. especially since many of the npc don't seem to have facial animation.
Default Unity Assets
Why am I rewatching this in 2024?
he stole tingle's magic words he stole tingle's magic words HE STOLE TINGLE'S MAGIC WORDS
"Oh, this hand sanitizer smells so good... Wait it says flamable... Just gonna put that back..."
Kinky kitty WHAT.
I need to correct you, Vinny. That's not what happens when you go on Xbox live voice chat. Actually, that rarely happens. Instead, that's what happens when you enable voice chat in any PC multiplayer shooter. My lord, compared to what I've experienced on PC this year, Xbox Live feels like a brain massage.
he never even attempted to hit the target :/
i will never shop at game the same way ever again
47:09 99 balloons but a glitch ain't one?
all i thought was 99 red balloons the song
i think they're doing this as a promotional piece but it just so happens that i am never shopping in game again. CEX for life.
+guernica Also no, black friday is not like this here in the UK. well a few people fight over kettles, meanwhile the rest of the country complains about how distinctly un-british the whole thing is - "those damn americans"
+guernica Game is way too expensive, even their second hand games are still expensive. I agree CEX for life!
Cereal Baloonist
Holy Christ that music.
I actually work in Game and one of my friends at work watches Vinesauce too, we have the trailer for this fucking game playing constantly on the screen behind the counter and we were actually talking during our Black Friday shift about how Vinny better play this to make it worth hearing that stupid trailer a million times until 3am when our shift ended.
SarahStumbleine Just make the manager either play something else worthwhile or just destroy the television.
God. I think I am bread, Surgeon Simulator, and Goat Simulator are the only joke simulator games i like.
Someone I don't think I Am Bread ever claimed to be a simulator unless humour is so stale that people would find a piece of bread flinging itself around various scenes through pure determination is actually 'funny' and worth being called a 'simulator'
the movie was your life stream at the first game
i'm not good at english :c
If I'd known about this game sooner, I'd use it to help me train for Black Friday. Then again I don't bother with Black Friday anymore.
I wish I can mate with a fly
Tillitsin No don't worry it's the perfect size, he just didn't want to say so out loud.
It's hipper to fuck bees, though.
¡Porque si es un rock 'n roll!
y dice ¡no!, ¡no!, ¡no!, ¡con el hocico afiebrado no!
The only legitimately funny thing here was the nonsensically long selfie stick.
I feel so sorry for anyone who has to work on black Friday. I, personally, stay home and video game.
Black Friday isn't anything like the melee that it is in America, it's only really become a thing here in the last like couple of years.
Mate, it's almost as good as black friday here in the UK.
So is no one questioning why there is a mall and a parking lot on the top of a sky scraper? Is this a common thing elsewhere?
inb4 Christmas Shopper Simulator 3: Post-Christmas Sales
Got a bunch of games on Black Friday. Its the only time of the year I would actually buy more than one game.
18:06 ... Richard..? is that you Richard...?
There's now black Friday in Canada.
+Eman EL Yeah, but people just calmly walk through the malls like usual. No child-kicking or gunshots.
These may be intentionally shitty free adver-games but damn if I don't play both of them every holiday season. A couple hours each year is all you need and they're great for getting into the spirit
A pet store...that sells sex toys for pets?
...K' then.
What is this fresh hell?
Santa lives in the buvvins.
Didn't GAME not once file for administration once?
nice fire hydrant
Our thanksgiving is in october and we still have black friday in canada
I was eating Gnocchi as he visited Gnocchi on Heavens Door
Not a coincidence I ever expected to happen
Someone should make a comic strip of the Waa moment at about 3:00.
Someone should get him to play Yohjo Simulator.
Highlight for both games needs to be done.
I remember the last game
19:27 YEET
I had work in a mall on Black Friday, which was busy but not being a retailer like Walmart or bestbuy, was fine for shopping. I got the Witcher 3 for 20 bucks
You sure this runs better than Fallout 4?
Did anyone get anything on sale during Black Friday? I only got an Ike amiibo because I wanted one for a while, but there were no sales (from what I recall) for games anywhere.
+Reshiramax GTA 5 on PC was 35 on Steam
Bought 500$ (actual price before bf) bootleg smartphone for 2$ on aliexpress... So yea
I bought a blender
my black friday ended with an icecream sandwich inside of a phallic bouncy castle too, if you know what i mean ;)
I want a Mimdembo WAA.
My birthday was Black Friday this year
I survived Black Friday.
My mom did not.
I didnt
I don't see anybody getting trampled. How is this a simulator of Black Friday?
I've lost all respect for GAME.
Press F to...
Well here in frontier gang violence town *Brownsville* It was relatively tame at Black Friday on another note why do people think there is constant violence and gangs down here it's so calm :c
that dose not look like black friday vinny
This game runs like fucking trash. Impossible to get a higher FPS then 8.
+Gilbert O. Deming The only computer to handle this is a supercomputer from NASA which its highest fps is only 12.3
+Gilbert O. Deming Weird thing is...the previous game had decent FPS
Fir Dentikit Despite,ya know,SELLING THEM
+Fir Dentikit No, this is free.
Fir Dentikit No no.This game was developed by GAME, a chain of British stores that sell videogames. You said they don't know what a videogame is and what i meant was they should seeing as their job is to sell games
Goddamnit I have sleep to do why you gotta upload ;-;
4:36
The stage builder music in both Smash Brothers stage builder games are terrible. They should have just let you play any song in the game.
Imagine if GameStop developed a game.
What would be better Game or GameStop?
+ReallyRealGames A punch to the groin.
If its a British game then why is mum spelt in the American spelling..?
Marcus :3 Because pandering to American soccermoms who would scream "IT'S SPELLED WITH A FUCKING O YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT AAKJBAOVBUADBOBV"
As someone from Britain, I can confirm that Game are shameless fucks...
So this is pretty accurate actually.
Also yes Vinny, Black Friday is like this in England too..
dat booty game is real vinny
Isn't Game UK, GameStop in America?
That'd explain why this game is so bad.
No, GameStop is a totally different company and used to have stores in the UK. It currently only has an online store in the UK.
+JJ48SixPack I don't think it was. It looks like they were American and didn't actually know what GAME is.
I wouldn't say that, simply because I know what GAME are actually like and I also know what GameStop are also actually like.
GAME are actually pretty decent since they do some rather good offers in store (and online) and offer competitive pricing compared to high street retailers such as Currys-PC World, HMV and so forth. Not forgetting their trade-in offers aren't shit and when trading in for a particular title are reasonable. Not forgetting their selection of PC Games (in physical copies) and peripherals.
GameStop (who did actually have stores in the UK) however just charged full price all of the time and never really did special offers. Not forgetting their trade in values of 50p which were utter bullshit. Also their staff had no idea what they were doing.
Yeah i went Black Friday shopping. Apparently i look trust worthy (i really dont) and a bunch of people handed off their babies to me. I was there with my sister and i was just sitting around
I used to go black Friday shopping when i was 4 got pushed down alot by many adults. I have videos
What the fuck? Why is GAME'S name plasted all over this?? They didnt make this did they o-0
they did
shit game just like the real thing 10/10
2:37 mins in and vinny conferms that game is shit, well guess i don't need to watch the rest of the vid den
The most annoying thing about this stream is the music. I actually couldn't even watch it. The music man. THAT MUSIC MAN.
>an english thing
England isn't all of Britain. Americans, psh
pchfg Ruby's face matches perfectly with your comment
i hate the music so much...
pewdiebait please
The entire UI is such a blatant ripoff of Goat Sim it's not even funny tho
The game lags so badly that watching the video keeps triggering old-PC trauma responses in me. I keep getting the urge to check my CPU temp and GPU ram. haha