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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @BURRCLIPS
    @BURRCLIPS  2 года назад +5

    Like Scary Stories? Check Out Restless Journal For Weekly Episodes! ruclips.net/channel/UCWjwHOUuUtSc_ZHMvaOUjpA

    • @ewopemcvsd
      @ewopemcvsd 2 года назад

      Lgherggvkvkkvkvvkvkivivviviivvivkviivvivkivvikvvivkvivviivkvivkvivivikvviivivkvviivviivivivviivivivivivviivviviivviviviviivivvik Ugg’s ida

  • @asaddhaumya4567
    @asaddhaumya4567 2 года назад +3

    “Wall to wall pubes” had me cracking tf up

  • @nels7347
    @nels7347 2 года назад +8

    I can't stop laughing about the teller that said he wasn't at my window

  • @Opethianaut
    @Opethianaut Год назад

    Hey, Bill. I love your podcasts. Relaxing at night is a perfect time for tuning in. Thanks, man 🤟

  • @wilclark2272
    @wilclark2272 2 года назад +7

    Years ago I was cashiering at a Big Apple at one in the morning and got held up at gunpoint..., after I'd just smoked a bowl while stocking the cooler..., talk about a way to kill a buzz. LoL So..., stoned as fk' and now I have a gun in my face..., and to make it worse, just a week before a cashier at a different convienance store in another town got her brains blown out all over her register..., I thought I was going to die..., because there were three of them..., gun guy, an other guy inside with him and one outside as the lookout.
    Gun guy had a German lugar, which I've never seen but I knew what they could do..., I laid down on the floor with his foot in the middle of my back and a gun pointed at my head as he got everything..., register and the cash box, about four grand total. To this day I still can't believe he didn't kill me. They left..., I called the cops..., gave them their descriptions and then called my manager and told him to come get the keys..., because I quit. It was 1:17 am..., not the kind of phone call you want to get in the middle of the night. They never caught the guys.

  • @culturevulture6292
    @culturevulture6292 2 года назад +3

    6:08 Beavis.

  • @wesp3779
    @wesp3779 2 года назад +2

    Come on down to Bush Gardens wall to wall pubes 😂😂 billy mandarin-orange-sack is the GOAT!!

  • @waynereardon
    @waynereardon 2 года назад +12

    Remember the one from years ago when those two bank robbers used a marker to draw fake beards on themselves. Idiots! The mugshots are hilarious.

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 2 года назад +1

    Anyone know where to find thr old episodes by the way? Pretty much everything from before, I think November 2012, isn't on Soundcloud, and they aren't on Spotify.

  • @retroboomer3197
    @retroboomer3197 2 года назад +2

    "I can't be held responsilbe for creating the conditions in where you all ate each other"
    "All I did was create those conditions"
    "You're the ones who ate each other"

  • @nels7347
    @nels7347 2 года назад

    Radish taint is probably the best one I've ever heard

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 2 года назад +18

    🙋🏼‍♂️Hey, Billy Baked Bean Head👴🏻

    • @tyrelltyler1430
      @tyrelltyler1430 2 года назад

      🇩🇪Heinz Baked Beanz👴🏻
      😂😂👍🏽

    • @forgotten1s
      @forgotten1s 2 года назад

      Not the real bill burr. Bill burr is only on spotify

    • @tyrelltyler1430
      @tyrelltyler1430 2 года назад +1

      @@forgotten1s
      Yeah right🙊
      Nice try baldy locks🤣
      Numerous RUclips channels with numerous monetary gains.
      Oldest trick on a platform.
      Except the magician Doug Henning with his two inch boots...🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @jesswells8683
      @jesswells8683 2 года назад

      Corny

    • @forgotten1s
      @forgotten1s 2 года назад +1

      @@tyrelltyler1430 hahaha

  • @hr37ic
    @hr37ic 2 года назад

    Billy Fanta Pants 😂

  • @dannym5198
    @dannym5198 2 года назад +3

    Props on the jack Harlow picture

  • @franram7426
    @franram7426 2 года назад +4

    Bill,
    As an ER registered nurse.... I can top all these stories every night I work.
    Any of the ER staff could.... unit clerk, doctor, respiratory therapist, transporter, cna ....

    • @thevolatilitywhisperer7616
      @thevolatilitywhisperer7616 2 года назад +3

      But you didn't top anything, anyone that worked in health care can't stand nurses. Y'all act like you're btr at everything or can top anything. As a registered nurse, I'm annoying af. Every time you walk in a room it goes quiet, bc typically you're annoying. Especially at hospitals, you ppl are typically nightmares, RN's don't evn treat ppl much anymore. You do pw and the schedule, relax. CNA's do all the work, you're nasty to em. LPN's give out meds and do some other patient care. RN's are the worst, think you're btr then, but angry bc Dr's get the respect and usually more money. You file papers. You say what you could do, but do nothing. This is just another example.

    • @franram7426
      @franram7426 2 года назад

      @@thevolatilitywhisperer7616
      You know soooo little that is the same as knowing NOTHING.
      One example.....
      In EVERY single ICU in America...... All RNs wipe butts and clean up piss, vomit, blood and all three mixed together....
      There's ZERO exceptions.
      Sure..... In some torture chamber nursing home where there's a 30 to one ratio...... The LPN passes meds and the CNA cleans. In this case, the job roles were clearly understood and accepted at the time of hire. The ONLY persons that doesn't understand it is YOU and those like YOU.
      Good luck with your next hospitalization. You'll surely lead with your attitude and the level of care you receive will reflect as much.

    • @Bigjshifty08
      @Bigjshifty08 Год назад

      lol pwnd

  • @ZeroReaver11
    @ZeroReaver11 2 года назад

    Pizza paRLAAAHHHHH!!!

  • @DisparityOfBeliefAndTruth
    @DisparityOfBeliefAndTruth 2 года назад +3

    Everyone has to stop coming up with ginger names now. Billy Radish Taint is and forever will be king.

  • @rusmaster200
    @rusmaster200 2 года назад +7

    Papa paprika

  • @lonelylosersclub8453
    @lonelylosersclub8453 2 года назад +1

    I don’t believe a lot of these stories bill reads… it’s just them trying to look cool or get burrs nod of acceptance

  • @straywhale9215
    @straywhale9215 2 года назад

    Europe and the UK are a bit disappointing like that, corporation-wise. In the 90's all the cities had their own character and special businesses etc... Now the CBD's all have the same s**t. There's still individuality but so much less than before.

  • @InconspicuousOwl
    @InconspicuousOwl 2 года назад +4

    #stopcarrotgenocide dudee. 🤤

    • @danielm4114
      @danielm4114 2 года назад

      We're still in the crispahhh

    • @InconspicuousOwl
      @InconspicuousOwl 2 года назад

      @@danielm4114 Carrot tactical teams need to be dispersed to liberate carrots from the cold concentration camps called refrigeration units!! Carrots everywhere must be returned to their proper place in the warmth of the soil!!!

    • @danielm4114
      @danielm4114 2 года назад +1

      @@InconspicuousOwl Careful with this, you'll bring out all the Carrotcaust Deniers

  • @tubeofnoob4683
    @tubeofnoob4683 2 года назад

    Hey Billy bukkake