7 Things Beginner Motorcyclists Say (Don't Say These...)

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  • @yammienoob
    @yammienoob  3 года назад +50

    Thanks to www.manscaped.com/yammie for the support in our video today! 20% off automatically added to your order once you click the link

    • @amjrpain919
      @amjrpain919 3 года назад

      Your enunciation is Soo sharp, I gotta keep wiping spittle of my phone's screen!

    • @RobertoCassetta
      @RobertoCassetta 3 года назад

      Ask for discount for your Europe Bros. Cheers!

    • @RobeonMew
      @RobeonMew 3 года назад

      I don't know who you've been dating but the people I've been around prefer a lawn. shaved genitals equate to hours of itching, red bumps on every pore base, and full on shaved skin anywhere, tends to stick and demand breathing room.
      A bit of hair shows character, and shows you pay attention. none likes a wild hairy bush. all that stuck "crème", and not to mention smelly sweat comes from hair bases, in relation to the oil produced by hair.
      So don't shave your balls, clip them down within a millimeter, lower sweat, smell, and make your Odette look bigger.

    • @RobeonMew
      @RobeonMew 3 года назад

      Don't worry. Man'scaped has clippers, and razors for your chin and armpits

    • @mohamedsiddig4006
      @mohamedsiddig4006 3 года назад +2

      Dude, I don't want your shit. I thought this was an educational channel not a pubic hair shaving infomercial.

  • @petergriffin8681
    @petergriffin8681 3 года назад +1745

    Here’s how to enjoy your motorcycle as a noob:
    Wave to everyone on less than four wheels, pay no attention to if they wave back. Purchase a bike that you like (and can handle), and pay no attention to anyone who says you have the wrong bike.

    • @benson4u215
      @benson4u215 3 года назад +54

      I did this without ever second thinking lol

    • @tobiaspieringer1653
      @tobiaspieringer1653 3 года назад +18

      Thats exactly what i am thinking. I dont think that supermotos are stupid, they are just stupid for me to buy, because i wont ever go off road, i dont like the looks and the stance you have on it

    • @Gofr5
      @Gofr5 3 года назад +21

      Can't tell you the number of times people try to tell me my CBR500R is heavy and underpowered. I have been eyeballing a nice used K1600 GT recently, maybe that'll hush them....oh there I go again talking about upgrades that will likely not happen. lol

    • @g-low6365
      @g-low6365 3 года назад +21

      maybe there is different. down here, "liter bikes" are prohibitive. so here i am. still enjoying my little 200cc. and i think i ride it more than lots of "big bike boys".
      some day, an upgrade will come. nothing fancy. something like cb500x or versys

    • @marcusj17
      @marcusj17 3 года назад +23

      Alternatively, you can run over the one person that said you have the wrong bike

  • @Kelevelin
    @Kelevelin 3 года назад +1157

    A tip I can give: don't care at all if you do things that identify you as a beginner infront of other riders. Waddle at a red light, don't mind not using every inch of your tire and don't mind going slow. As long you are having fun, opinions of other riders are irrelevant and you will get more comfortable with your bike naturally.

    • @charlesparr3296
      @charlesparr3296 3 года назад +22

      Kelevelin, I couldn't have said that better myself. I ride my bike for my time to unwind and shed the fire department gear, I don't leather up unless it's cold, I'm not out to impress anybody.

    • @turbocharged9589
      @turbocharged9589 3 года назад +8

      I'd sort of agree with this sentiment, but I ride like people are watching so as to avoid picking up bad habits like waddling.

    • @timschaller
      @timschaller 3 года назад +3

      This! 100% This.

    • @raipa111
      @raipa111 3 года назад +34

      @@charlesparr3296 I actually wear leather almost always because the thought of falling at 50km/h already terrifies me (and I've heard stories and they're not pretty). So to me it's the opposite: I have to stand tall when people want to belittle me for wearing proper gear on a 125cc. But displacement doesn't matter when you flip over a car or scrape over the asphalt face down at 70km/h.
      I'm definitely not out to impress anybody. I just don't wanna have my skin fused with my pants.

    • @stop-the-greed
      @stop-the-greed 3 года назад +6

      @@raipa111 well said hanna I have a fetish for small cc two strokes . But it's not how good you can ride its the car next to you who has to be good . I was on an rs 125 fp 1999 .she was in a big metal box on wheels . First time in years I had no upper body armour .four years of surgery to rebuild my left arm

  • @Alexebb2
    @Alexebb2 3 года назад +287

    Hey, I ride in full leather on the road too for the safety benefit. Dont make fun of that.... sliding on the pavement in leather is still way better. Talking from experience.

    • @Lexlugr
      @Lexlugr 3 года назад +36

      I have zero problem with anyone wearing full leathers in the street, over a person with no gear...as long as they are riding safe. Road rash ain't no joke, like you said. PLUS you need to break those bad boys in over time anyway, perfect excuse.

    • @jacobrackham432
      @jacobrackham432 3 года назад +7

      Was just about to say the same.

    • @PAD32
      @PAD32 3 года назад +20

      My old textile motorcycle pant and some of my butt skin agree with that

    • @slickrick8279
      @slickrick8279 3 года назад +1

      Meh i like fabric, fabric never let me down

    • @iskinmind7020
      @iskinmind7020 3 года назад +6

      It is your personal choice, and probably he should not have mentioned that. But in all fairness, full leather is a bad choice for 90% riders. A proper set of riding jeans, a jacket, boots and gloves are way more convenient and flexible in terms of temperature and weather conditions. Safety wise, if everything is properly strapped, there will hardly be any difference between a street full leather and a "generic set". At least when we are talking sub light speeds. And it will be way more convenient for everyday use. Now, if you are riding in an actual sport, max safety race leather, that is a whole other thing altogether. But I genuinely have yet to see one outside of a track. After all, you can not confuse a real race leather with a generic "image" leather if you have seen people wear them at least once. This crab walk is unforgettable and hilarious, and both my mom and my girlfriend were laughing their asses off when they saw me coming back from our local track the first time. I wore my Alpinestars only a handful of times since then - super uncomfortable, back breaking on anything other than a track rocket and on an actual track. That is probably the worst $800 I have spent in my entire life.

  • @blazortheepic0384
    @blazortheepic0384 3 года назад +345

    as a new rider, the subtle nod that other bikers give me as we pass makes me very happy

    • @f4talgaming800
      @f4talgaming800 2 года назад +21

      Someone revved at me for the first time, I revved back it was a special moment

    • @cptsteele91
      @cptsteele91 2 года назад +8

      Yeah, the biker nod is a fun phenomenon, can often tell if bus drivers or truckers are bikers too cos they'll wave

    • @blazortheepic0384
      @blazortheepic0384 2 года назад +3

      @@cptsteele91 yeah I’ve also had a couple salutes, gotta salute back.

    • @mattmcgary2404
      @mattmcgary2404 2 года назад +5

      2 down, every cycle i pass. First time someone threw this at me was 11 years ago and MAN idk why it felt so good. Its like, someone I didnt know was accepting me into the brotherhood of 2 wheels

    • @xanderg1957
      @xanderg1957 2 года назад +1

      I nodded to a guy walking out of a shop the other day because he had leathers on, the instinct is too strong. Only people who don't get a nod are f*cking uber eat riders -_-

  • @ntdscherer
    @ntdscherer 3 года назад +155

    Rather than buying a bigger bike to go faster, get better at riding.

    • @UniqueBreakfastTaco
      @UniqueBreakfastTaco 3 года назад +5

      for anyone who doubts, watch the vid of the dude on a goldwing throwing sparks on the dragon.

    • @RaeSaqui
      @RaeSaqui 3 года назад +5

      Invest in learning how to ride than investing in a bigger bike you cant ride.. soemthing like taht from MotoJitsu

    • @ntdscherer
      @ntdscherer 3 года назад +1

      @Titifo 1 Great, practice on that! You don't need a bigger bike to go fast, you just have to be good.

    • @jcodym13
      @jcodym13 3 года назад +3

      I got rid of my VFR in oct 2019, started riding a CBR600RR last month. I have become a complete and utter noob rider again. It's humbling but humiliating at the same time lmao. I didn't realize 10 more horsepower and 100 fewer pounds would make such a massive difference

    • @iwasadeum
      @iwasadeum 3 года назад +1

      I think that's a generally flawed approach. It depends entirely on how you want to use the bike. Becoming a great cruiser rider doesn't mean you're going to be a great superbike rider. People should start on the bike they feel most comfortable with, and one that fits their intended riding style. I started on a liter bike, and I'm glad I did. It saved me money in the long run by not having to upgrade several times to reach the top, and used liter bikes aren't much more than used 600/750cx bikes. I spent many hours practicing in the parking lot and on the DMV training course when I first started riding. I would say that made me a better rider than most 250 riders who think they don't need to practice because, "It's just a small bike."

  • @haydenneilson3039
    @haydenneilson3039 3 года назад +140

    That was the smoothest transition to a sponsorship ive ever seen, didn’t even see it coming.

    • @nicktolbert5026
      @nicktolbert5026 3 года назад +4

      I know right I was like I’ve never heard any bikers talk about shaving their man squirrel while riding.

    • @RussSchampers
      @RussSchampers 3 года назад +2

      I agree and whatever that sponsor paid yammie it wasnt enough. This dude is so entertaining you just want to listen.

    • @Highnz57
      @Highnz57 2 года назад

      Foreals. I didn't realize it was an ad until half way through it.

    • @eric62backstrom
      @eric62backstrom 2 года назад

      That's kinda his thing

  • @ConnerV
    @ConnerV 3 года назад +302

    As a duel sport rider I can confirm, it looks kinda lame, but Damn is it fun off-road and even on-road, *it’s more exciting to ride a slow bike fast then to ride a fast bike slow.*

    • @jimbojones4683
      @jimbojones4683 3 года назад +11

      I was gonna buy a dual sport but they are so gutless compared to the equivalent dirt bikes I'm glad I got a mt 07

    • @MrFoxfire510
      @MrFoxfire510 3 года назад +7

      I beg to differ, it would be the most exciting to ride a fast bike fast :)

    • @ConnerV
      @ConnerV 3 года назад +10

      @@MrFoxfire510 that’s different from what I said, and your not wrong. Riding a fast bike fast is thrilling, but I’m afraid it’s not my cup of tea.

    • @ConnerV
      @ConnerV 3 года назад +10

      @@jimbojones4683 yeah, my Xt250 can only go 70mph and that’s if there is no wind.

    • @ConnerV
      @ConnerV 3 года назад +5

      @Been Real my top speed is literally 70 mph lmao

  • @darinhampel4149
    @darinhampel4149 3 года назад +48

    Yammie, as someone who has ridden since I was 5 years old, and am now 55, I can see that you get it. Riding is so much more if you can forget who got to the bottom of the canyon first, or who has the smallest chicken strip. Your mind is expanding rapidly Yammie, keep up the good work!

  • @ConnerV
    @ConnerV 3 года назад +615

    *I am indeed a smooth brained commenter lmao.*

    • @cptebi
      @cptebi 3 года назад +5

      stop

    • @ConnerV
      @ConnerV 3 года назад +16

      @@cptebi never

    • @brblmao
      @brblmao 3 года назад +3

      I agree, Conner, I agree

    • @blakeleupp3725
      @blakeleupp3725 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @tvgonebad10
      @tvgonebad10 3 года назад

      smooooooooooooooootttttthhhhhh

  • @jonr4651
    @jonr4651 3 года назад +216

    Dear beginner riders, your 300 is still faster to 70 than MOST cars.

    • @petergriffin8681
      @petergriffin8681 3 года назад +18

      THIS!!! My NC750X DCT is often called a scooter by “real MC riders”... I have yet to lose a stop line drag against any vehicle not considered a sports car...😂

    • @MotoMichiganVlog
      @MotoMichiganVlog 3 года назад +8

      Thanks OG, I got a cb300r and can confirm lol

    • @trinity27777
      @trinity27777 3 года назад +14

      I love my r3, tops out at 113- 115 if I'm pushing it hard, plenty of speed for now and still able to maneuver easily so its all good. Only been riding for 8 months, eventually I will get a r6 or a gixxer 750 but after I enjoy my r3 some more

    • @landonfolken03
      @landonfolken03 3 года назад +12

      And in real world application my 125 Monkey still gets around faster than 90% of cars. Even on the highway I pass people.

    • @RedMageGaming
      @RedMageGaming 3 года назад +8

      @@landonfolken03 I'm a chungus, so I'm not passing on the highway on my Grom, but I'm off the line faster than most vehicles with either of my small bikes.

  • @reezonoce
    @reezonoce 3 года назад +111

    Simply put, ride for yourself and enjoy it for you... Not for others....

    • @slickrick8279
      @slickrick8279 3 года назад

      Meh riding together is nice ive got a lot of friends riding and if the slower ones go in front then its really cool
      Backside needs to warn if assholes try ti overtake tho like literally if it was one bike sure have fun but 4 bikes carrying 4 to 6 souls ...

    • @yashshah6328
      @yashshah6328 2 года назад +2

      @@slickrick8279 You did not get what he was trying to say

    • @WomenRQueensNMyFaceIsTheThrome
      @WomenRQueensNMyFaceIsTheThrome 2 года назад

      Yep, don't get in your head, only ride for yourself

  • @hummuslord6521
    @hummuslord6521 3 года назад +32

    Best thing about the MSF course was getting to try out all the different types of bikes, I ended up going standard even though I wanted a sport initially because of how much more comfortable it was! Cruisers weren't for me, but it was fun to try them out! No bikes are dumb, they're all fun :)

  • @samuelhoops2077
    @samuelhoops2077 3 года назад +43

    Riding in full leathers on the street isn’t bad, it’s just cautious 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @hansbaeker9769
      @hansbaeker9769 3 года назад +9

      Exactly.
      I never had leather pants, but when I still rode, I would hardly ride without a leather jacket. And I was sure happy I had it on when the car in front of me stopped while entering a freeway while I had looked to my left to see if it was safe to merge. The leather took the impact a hell of a lot better than my skin would have.

    • @megadave9941
      @megadave9941 3 года назад +8

      Yep I wear full Leathers on the street so when you end up on the ground in your tennis shoes and skinny jeans you're going to wish you had Leathers too just saying 😂

  • @_Jaded_
    @_Jaded_ 3 года назад +119

    My Dad: Oh you got another one of those huh?
    Me: I know you literally hate my bike choices, and are basically disowning me. You wanna go for a ride anyway?
    My Dad: Is a frogs ass watertight?

    • @Recklesshade
      @Recklesshade 3 года назад +4

      Lmao what xD 🤣

    • @mcr0741
      @mcr0741 3 года назад +3

      Say what now?

    • @DennisEldrup
      @DennisEldrup 3 года назад +1

      Well, is it? And how the f do you know if it is? :D

    • @begoodjohnny1866
      @begoodjohnny1866 3 года назад +5

      Australian? Sounds exactly like something we'd say down here, haha

    • @omikredarhcs8221
      @omikredarhcs8221 3 года назад +4

      And yes bears do shit in the woods, got that dad?

  • @dieselboy914
    @dieselboy914 3 года назад +21

    Since I've begun the process this past weekend to acquiring my first set of 2 wheels by the start of this summer, this vid is absolutely clutch. Thanks, Papa Yam, for producing 2 years' worth of content that finally brought me to the breaking point of pulling the trigger on this journey.

    • @michaelangus2206
      @michaelangus2206 3 года назад +1

      Welcome to the brotherhood of 2 wheels!
      What you looking at buying?

    • @Destro357
      @Destro357 3 года назад +4

      @@michaelangus2206 turbo BUSA

    • @michaelangus2206
      @michaelangus2206 3 года назад +2

      @@Destro357 the best first bike

    • @StunnaDroppedYou
      @StunnaDroppedYou 3 года назад +1

      I’m still stuck trying to pick my bike. I don’t have a chance to actually test ride any of the three.
      Yamaha MT07
      Honda CB650R
      Ducati V2
      Gotta decide by the end of March.

    • @1DREAMA
      @1DREAMA Год назад

      Hows the riding been going?

  • @katherineevans873
    @katherineevans873 3 года назад +186

    When your a female and consider buying a manscape package just to support Yammie

    • @krusher74
      @krusher74 3 года назад +39

      you could use it to the trim the minge

    • @root1657
      @root1657 3 года назад +94

      I fully support you Ms Evans. Speaking only for myself, I can tell you I definitely don't like it when my women have hairy balls.

    • @Tiilhouse
      @Tiilhouse 3 года назад +12

      Women need their hedges trimmed too

    • @rottweilerfun9520
      @rottweilerfun9520 3 года назад +8

      Ladyscape

    • @ironized
      @ironized 3 года назад +2

      Hilarious gift for a siblings or platonic friend.

  • @jonathongonzalez5924
    @jonathongonzalez5924 3 года назад +95

    "Blowin thru schools zones at 115" lmao

  • @Sparrowash97
    @Sparrowash97 3 года назад +56

    I pay for the whole tire, I’m gonna use the whole tire god damn it!

  • @krameohotman
    @krameohotman 3 года назад +3

    You are so right about people overlooking bikes because of their numbers not being as "good" as a competitor. The GSX-S 750 is a victim of this. People say its too heavy and has no power in comparison to the others. But what they don't realize is that it handles amazing, has a great sound, and it still is chill just cruising too. Might I add the seat is very comfortable.

  • @izzojoseph2
    @izzojoseph2 3 года назад +12

    Proof that it is better to be silent have people think you’re an idiot than to say something and remove all doubt
    (Paraphrased)

  • @OvoJeGovno
    @OvoJeGovno 3 года назад +6

    I learned to ride on a Rebel 250, got myself an FZ6 later (which I love and still have) but now I want an R3 also to learn fine control and extracting speed from riding something in which I am not the limiting factor to how fast I can go. Never let anyone shame you for riding small displacement bikes. It is so much more fun to ride a slow bike at the limit than to ride a fast bike well below the limit (applies to cars too)

    • @az_pit_viper4270
      @az_pit_viper4270 2 года назад +1

      Same here, my first bike was a Ninja 300. Rode it for three years then bought my new Z900. I have no regrets at all learning on the 300. I have a good friend that is a Harley knob and he gave me crP about getting the 300. Easiest way to shut down Harley knobs is to simply ask them how many times their bike has been in the shop the past year. Shuts them up every time 😄😄. Disclosure, not every person that owns a Harley is a knob, just specific ones, but, there are knobs in every brand.

    • @ZackTheKack
      @ZackTheKack 2 года назад +1

      As someone who has driven both 180mph cars and now a 150mph bike, i agree. Ive literally only hit 150 twice in my life. Both times in cars. And both sketchy as hell. The only thing i will say is that having the power on tap to go that fast does mean you can more easily avoid other idiots (because you're definitely in the idiot club with those machines in those situations). Other than that, there's really no benefit to having them. But i do love them.

  • @theotherguypc
    @theotherguypc 3 года назад +29

    i have textiles for the winter and leathers for the summer - i live in scotland so winters are cold and the summers are meh. just too warm for my winter gear but perfect for my leathers - the leathers most definitely are overkill for my 125cc sport bike but i find them surprisingly comfy and id rather have overkill gear than not enough

    • @cptsteele91
      @cptsteele91 2 года назад

      Yeah, I got taught no matter what you ride, road rash is road rash so it's generally a sensible idea to gear up, and that was by a dude who'd been biking longer than I'd been alive

    • @funtyme0256
      @funtyme0256 2 года назад

      @@cptsteele91 exactly what I was told. 30 mph is 30 mph no matter the bike had a 300 for a year rode with others to learn more on turns now on our turns I can finally keep up with bigger bikes without over pushing

  • @darkassain4382
    @darkassain4382 3 года назад +33

    Yammie, when I brought my second bike the kid I brought it from was 18 and had brought the bike 6 months before at 17 (the bike was an sv650). He said he was on his way to buy a gsxr 1000 and I said it was nice knowing him.

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 3 года назад +3

      savage

    • @alexanderwoolverton2813
      @alexanderwoolverton2813 3 года назад +1

      Shit, I've got a few months on my sv650 and this is gonna be me at this rate
      I gotta stay humble lol

    • @weevilinabox
      @weevilinabox 3 года назад

      A well ridden SV can surprise riders of much faster bikes on twisty roads. I feel sad for the people who dismiss them as a beginner bike, or a girl's bike, so will never know how much fun they are to ride.

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 3 года назад +1

      @@weevilinabox It all leads back to being a beginner rider isn't always about the time you spent on a bike, but rather whether your bike mentality has grown or not. Many people with 5-10 years of riding are still beginner riders in terms of mindset.

    • @deanhenthorn8674
      @deanhenthorn8674 3 года назад +1

      @@alexanderwoolverton2813 your SV650 is on every top 10 bike list ever. No joke. My son bought a used one and I had to ride it home. It is probably one of thee best handling bikes of all time. The acceleration is pretty good and you can modify it quite a bit. Great bang for the buck and perfect bike to get good on.

  • @rcbikesfabricacion3090
    @rcbikesfabricacion3090 3 года назад +3

    Dude your manscape advertising is brilliant well explained and funny nice one wish more adds were that good

  • @sncounts
    @sncounts 3 года назад +10

    “Just enjoy what you have” best line in the entire video

  • @aron822
    @aron822 3 года назад +6

    News flash: some people wear full gear on the street because of others around them driving like maniacs. Riding gear is like most "inconveniences", I'd rather always have it and never need it, than not have it once and need it.

  • @gabrielruhl7681
    @gabrielruhl7681 3 года назад +57

    why shouldnt you ride always in full leathers, its the most protective

    • @kmlbcrew7789
      @kmlbcrew7789 3 года назад +8

      a bit gay bro

    • @jayholt2101
      @jayholt2101 3 года назад +3

      Yes it’s safe but going at street speeds you just don’t need that level of protection. Somethings are just better left at the track.

    • @Ducatijay72
      @Ducatijay72 3 года назад +4

      You can get decent riding jeans now that are AAA rated, same as leathers, the Kevlar is sawn into the denim and very safe (as safe as bikes can be) ride safe 😃

    • @Knobblytyressoggysocks
      @Knobblytyressoggysocks 3 года назад +15

      Guys look sexy in full leathers, protective aswell 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 3 года назад +3

      Very expensive, less comfortable for longer rides, might overheat you easily in warmer climates, and equally bad in cold weather due to lack of insulating options - and for street speed it's overkill (unless you get extremely unlucky). But I mean, if neither of those points are a negative to you then go ahead, high safety can never be a bad thing and who cares what we look like anyways. So many dudes (sometimes myself included) rock the exo armor thingies and look like the main character from Crysis lmao.

  • @10km4ster9
    @10km4ster9 3 года назад +62

    me in the begining: im not going to relate to anything here
    *first thing in the video*
    me: fck, you got me right there (i bought a 2005 r6 at 19 and said the exact same think to my mom)
    the result? i crashed, and broke my leg
    soooo.... listen to yammie, dont be stupid like i was 2 years ago, inexperience will kill you if you dont take your time to learn

    • @klm2fm4
      @klm2fm4 3 года назад +4

      That’s why I waited around 6 months after getting my license to get an r6. And my first bike is a VTX1300

    • @10km4ster9
      @10km4ster9 3 года назад +5

      @@klm2fm4 no matter the bike you get, always take the time to evolve with 'her' , some bikes will push you to do things that you dont know how to handle! Ride Safe

    • @alexreitler
      @alexreitler 3 года назад +1

      Man what's with those R6s? A friend of mine crashed on literally his first ride with it, and he has been riding for 2 years

    • @klm2fm4
      @klm2fm4 3 года назад

      @@alexreitler it’s faster than a lot of people realize. Especially coming from regular, and even most modified cars, the R6 is significantly faster and requires more of you to work. This is coming from someone with a Miata set up for togue

    • @10km4ster9
      @10km4ster9 3 года назад

      @@alexreitler i think its not the r6 its most of the sport bikes, its easier to fall

  • @maxwellmurphy2753
    @maxwellmurphy2753 3 года назад +6

    Hi. I really like ur content man. I have been watching for almost two years waiting to get a bike and I’m finally getting an r3. I really appreciate the content and the beginner rider advice u have.

    • @spikeXL88
      @spikeXL88 3 года назад +2

      Congratulations man enjoy.

    • @sr3ngle
      @sr3ngle 3 года назад

      Great choice! Have fun!

  • @g.g.hochstetler2286
    @g.g.hochstetler2286 2 года назад +1

    I’ve owned some nerdy bikes but I liked them all.
    1) Seca 750
    2) Old Goldwing
    3) CBR600
    4) FZ1
    5) Shadow 1100
    6) DR650
    7) DR650
    8) R1 (soon to be for sale to get a 2022 KLR650)

  • @daviddoenges6200
    @daviddoenges6200 3 года назад +4

    2008**
    It was a 2008 R6.... and for the record - I never lied to my mum. When she said “Have fun, be safe.” I told her you can only have one.

  • @harshffyt1111
    @harshffyt1111 3 года назад +14

    Bro that manscaped segue was smoother than a race track

  • @regrettithesadspaghetti8521
    @regrettithesadspaghetti8521 3 года назад +14

    Been watching Papa Yam since I got my first bike 4 years ago, listen to his wisdom boys cause it might just save ya

  • @kringekringle4159
    @kringekringle4159 3 года назад +1

    Im 19 and have my g35 and yesterday i finished paying off my 09 ninja 250r i know its small but im excited to experience what my dad experienced on two wheels even though i wont be racing a 675 daytona at a raceway but i just enjoy the street cruising culture.

  • @JustinKeithD
    @JustinKeithD 3 года назад +6

    I wear full leathers on the street sometimes. Going to my first track day this summer.

  • @jeffreyt02
    @jeffreyt02 3 года назад +2

    I’m driving a 105hp, 600cc sports bike now,
    I tested a 125hp Z1000
    And I toured on a 45hp 399cc adv.
    All equally fun and awesome in different circumstances 😍 and driving a “slower” bike all out is super fun!!!!

    • @somedudeona6367
      @somedudeona6367 3 года назад

      Maaan I’ve done 120 on a 39 year old bike and had a blast but I loved riding my buddies scooter sooo much more. Hell I had a bigger smile then when I rode my buddies 05 zx6r (now mine)

  • @rockymountainrocket9727
    @rockymountainrocket9727 3 года назад +6

    LMFAO! I can relate to the first one. "I'll take it easy on my 600 mom, I'm not here to act like an idiot, I'm no dare devil". 10 Months later after purchasing my new 600, I'm already popping wheelies and trying to do stoppies! ✌

    • @joediffy4349
      @joediffy4349 3 года назад +2

      What a squid lmao

    • @ballzmckgee3167
      @ballzmckgee3167 3 года назад

      Haha told my mom, "it's only a 400, that's 500 less ccs than my cruiser, what's the problem"

  • @skydriver5709
    @skydriver5709 2 года назад +1

    I started on a Ninja 250. Got it for a commuter bike for work, ended up being my 7 day a week, zippy curved mountain roads 2-4 hour road trip having a blast with 74mpg, bike. Small, light unbelievable control and plenty of power for riding. So, it was hard to pop a wheelie with, but I didn't do wheelies.
    My next bike was a Suzuki Vstrom 650 and it's my all around, can go pretty much anywhere and pack a full campsite with me + a lady friend, bike.
    I almost bought a bigger CC sport bike. Glad I didn't.
    I almost bought a single seat Honda Rebel 600. Glad I didn't.
    I almost bought a Harley Davidson XL883 Iron. SOOOOO glad I didn't.
    Vstrom Dual Sport is the perfect bike for me, and I don't care what anybody says.

  • @UncleDon226
    @UncleDon226 3 года назад +36

    I like my chicken strips. Gives me peace of mind knowing that if I overcook a corner, I can lean farther than I ever have and still have a shot at surviving.

    • @TheVenom46
      @TheVenom46 3 года назад +12

      Caring about not dying is nothing to be ashamed of. The strips remind me of that fact

    • @wradford1
      @wradford1 3 года назад +3

      Body position, proficient trail braking and counter steering is probably going to be a better solution than using up chicken strip's in that situation.

    • @UncleDon226
      @UncleDon226 3 года назад +3

      @@wradford1 Is this the motorcycling equivalent of "Git Gud"?
      And again, say you do all those things and you are *still* coming in too hot?
      Answer, lean lower and put faith in the tires. Chicken strips show how much emergency lean you have yet to use.

    • @wradford1
      @wradford1 3 года назад +1

      @@UncleDon226
      Yes, well when you git gud you realize that just " leaning farther than you ever have " if you
      " overcook a corner " is not the solution and may not give you a better " shot at surviving "

    • @UncleDon226
      @UncleDon226 3 года назад +6

      @@wradford1 "Shit, I misjudged my entry speed! Let's think... The tires show I have more lean angle left, so I can push deeper and trust the tires. WAIT SHIT! Some guy on the internet said that is not the solution! I guess I'd better ride off into the ditch then. Shucks."
      Youre a real genius, arent you mate?

  • @daltonhess7972
    @daltonhess7972 3 года назад +1

    I started riding about 2 weeks ago. Bought a YAMAHA FZ6R 600 cc… the first thing I said to my mom and dad was that “I’m not gonna break any speed limits till I get comfortable”. Apparently I got real comfortable in one week of riding…

  • @Iamtoookool
    @Iamtoookool 3 года назад +4

    For those who dont know, in the EU its law, your are age restricted to the cc size of the bike. Keeping you as a new guy alot safer, naturally if your over 25 you can just get a liter bike, but you still have to take riding classes and an exam. I used to think it was stupid, but those classes definitely helped me keep safe and understanding what to do and not. No one cares if your on a slow bike. You ride, your one of the guys.

  • @majorskepticism7836
    @majorskepticism7836 3 года назад +1

    From a long time ago, in a bike shop pretty far away:
    Honda CB350 rider - it’ll do 120.
    Honda CB450 rider - I’ve had it to 140 and it was still climbing.
    If you wanted to hear some tall tales, you could ask any new rider how fast his bike was. The correct answer was usually, “I don’t know.”
    I had a 1972 CB450. It would go 90mph. If the speedometer was correct. CYCLE magazine did a comparison test with a CB450 and a CB500 four. They said the 500 would just touch 100mph, and the 450 would do 90mph. I don’t know if they were using the speedometers or some other means to check speed. I’ve got some brochures from manufacturers in the 60’s and 70’s, and they lied about performance figures too. The CB450 brochure claimed it could do a 1/4 mile in 13.2 seconds.
    Also - “my chain can’t be worn out; there’s plenty of adjustment left.” (Maybe a not-so-new rider.)
    And - “I outran a police car…” (This might have been possible back then, but not with a beginner.)
    I actually heard a small town cop say these exact words: “A friend of mine had a Triumph and he built a Harley out of it.” Maybe he meant “chopper.” That was 45 years ago. I didn’t correct him. I wasn’t that mean. Probably mean enough these days, though.
    Chicken strips - I remember hearing a few years ago about people putting used race tires on their street bikes, because after a pro wore the tires out, most the wear was where chicken strips should be. Don’t know if that’s true. I guess if you never rode in the rain…

  • @wgmyler
    @wgmyler 3 года назад +3

    Fun Fact: It seems all Macy's parade balloons were released from their (official?) introduction in 1927 until 1932 when one wrapped around an airplane's wing causing it to tailspin. There was generally a reward for those who found and returned the balloons.
    Also, really love your vids. I'm watching because as a father of 5 in his mid 30's, I'm due for a mid-life crisis and looking to buy my first bike; probably something like a used 2019 Kawasaki Versys-x 300. Cheers!

  • @NasdaqManiac
    @NasdaqManiac 3 года назад +4

    As an 18 year old with a gsxr 1000, it teaches me respect and patience when street riding.

    • @Garbagejuicewaterfall
      @Garbagejuicewaterfall 3 года назад

      Your gonna crush your pelvis

    • @NasdaqManiac
      @NasdaqManiac 3 года назад

      @@Garbagejuicewaterfall Sounds not fun

    • @Garbagejuicewaterfall
      @Garbagejuicewaterfall 3 года назад

      @@NasdaqManiac just kiddin’ Ronnie be just be safe,my brother in law hit the side of a Ford F-150 on a gsxr and almost died (rolling hill,blind corner) dude pulled right out in front of him, he lived but has metal rods in his wrists ...

  • @ducati_red9162
    @ducati_red9162 3 года назад +17

    Anybody who says a dual sport is ugly has never seen a desert sled

    • @Fjsbdjdh
      @Fjsbdjdh 3 года назад

      That’s a scrambler, If it isn’t ugly, it’s not a dual sport

    • @ducati_red9162
      @ducati_red9162 3 года назад +2

      @@Fjsbdjdh a dual sport is any bike that can go on and off road some scramblers like the desert sled for people who are into that

    • @timjohnson1199
      @timjohnson1199 3 года назад

      Function is beautiful.

  • @aleixbartomeus4135
    @aleixbartomeus4135 3 года назад

    It's so fun because people are just like this, most of them just want to grab attention. I recently was given a 50cc bike as a present, and even tho it's slow, i made a couple of adjustments so now keeps up with traffic and i love riding it, of course i know i will probably upgrade in the future but i don't care about it. I come from a Bmx riding background and i've seen so much of this aswell. I'm very glad that riding a bmx has tought me so much about being humble and getting to know that the ones that brag de most, usually are the ones that enjoy riding the less. Stay humble and enjoy what your ride/ drive and just try to get better at it, for yourself only, not for the others.

  • @Xener09
    @Xener09 3 года назад +8

    Whenever someone says Dual Sport bikes are lame, I ask them to follow me offroad... and then I laugh when they cant.

    • @dylank3333
      @dylank3333 3 года назад +3

      What do you do when they say let me go get my dirtbike lol.

    • @unclebadger597
      @unclebadger597 3 года назад

      @@dylank3333 show them how to ride. I'm not even that skilled and i can always keep up🙂

    • @Kephartable
      @Kephartable 3 года назад

      @@dylank3333 I say cool, then go on my ride while they change the oil, trailer it to the OHV park about that time I am at the fish and chips place polishing off lunch over at the coast when I get the text.

    • @timjohnson1199
      @timjohnson1199 3 года назад

      Or construction zones. People whine about them but for me they are just opportunity. I like passing a hundred cars stuck because of construction. I know they're all watching me.

  • @robstone4537
    @robstone4537 3 года назад +1

    I started riding dirt bikes on a farm barefoot when I was 12, I am now 50 and have not stopped since. My first road bike was a 50cc two stroke when I was 16, the day I turned 18 I bought a CB900.

  • @4lines633
    @4lines633 3 года назад +5

    2:12 that’s the smoothest placed advertising i’ve ever seen

  • @SeSmith405
    @SeSmith405 3 года назад +1

    Hey yammie, was always into bobbers, still am, but your channel pushed me towards supermotos, upon a bunch of searching, I found a 2012 husky txc310 with less than 2k miles! And I love it!

  • @ilyas_-tm2oh
    @ilyas_-tm2oh 3 года назад +16

    Dont be ashamed for your little bike
    :me riding a 125cc bike livin my life🤌

    • @speedyboi349
      @speedyboi349 3 года назад

      Me too boyyyyy

    • @chrisbarham5373
      @chrisbarham5373 3 года назад

      Sayme love my lil grom

    • @adcraziness1501
      @adcraziness1501 3 года назад +1

      @@chrisbarham5373 Grom literally translates to "fun" in some language...probably

    • @Cripplegee
      @Cripplegee 3 года назад

      Exactly Chippi, I loved all my bikes from 50 to 1000cc, all great fun.

  • @jamestate858
    @jamestate858 3 года назад

    Got to love yammje noob. Kind of crazy that he taught me the majority of what I know about bikes. Sold my cb500f yesterday and bought a used suzuki sv650, couldn't be happier. Thanks for all the tips, tricks and fun

  • @PSYCHOTICSMURF
    @PSYCHOTICSMURF 3 года назад +4

    Wear your gear guys. 42 mph plus pothole i didn't see now I'm down 3 limbs for 2 months, too top it off i was 2 minutes from home.rode this route many times, New pothole be safe my dudes

    • @jcodym13
      @jcodym13 3 года назад +1

      Best of luck to your quick recovery dude. I hope you don't have 2 broken arms and live with your parents

    • @PSYCHOTICSMURF
      @PSYCHOTICSMURF 3 года назад +1

      @@jcodym13 no living at home but both arms were hit. "Shattered" left foot, fractured left knee and torn acl. Left wrist broken, left hand, right hand, 8 broken fingers, left collar bone broken in two places. Right forearm got the worst of it, 8 breaks 3 holes in my arm where bone came through. 2 long surgeries and ten days in hospital. Can still wipe my own ass so I'm good

    • @roadiejames
      @roadiejames 2 года назад

      @@PSYCHOTICSMURF happy you're still with us. Glad you were wearing some gear. Heal up and keep spreading the atgatt message! Much love!

  • @seanbrossard8178
    @seanbrossard8178 2 года назад

    Dam yummiest always entertaining and sometimes informative. I been riding my whole life grew up in a biking family. On road off road. Never did the track thing. And the don't buy to big of a bike your first time out is gold. My son apon returning from deployment bought a 1300 bul and he is 5'4" and never had a bike. His buddy bought Harleys mostly sporty. And had to wait 2 months to receive his bike as the dealer sold his bike even knowing 2 years in advance of pick up date. And was paid for in full. While he was waiting I tried to talk him into a smaller bike( did I mention he is 5'4") and even said my friends a 600 crochet rocket is light nimble and wicked fast and will cause you to learn how to ride better as yout have to work the gears and not just twist the throttle. Long story short after dropping the bike twice trying to to tippy toe at a stoplight. And Harley could not get that bike to run right I went to 6 shops. Finally got a 600 and road the pics ot of that bike. Later he said I was right about the bike and he would have rather dump a dirt bike at full speed along the rail road tracks. Than admit he picked the wrong bike. Now a 1300cc bike is way to big for most first time riders and 600 is pushing it but a buel is a tall man's bike 34" seat height and no aftermarket lowering parts available and cutting the seat foam might get you 2" lower at the cost of your comfort. But when I said the bike was to big for him several people had said so as well and he was having none of that. So when I said it he thought I was commenting on cc size and I was but more importantly can't touch the ground flat footed with out exssive lean.

  • @claspohl2093
    @claspohl2093 3 года назад +6

    Yam, i agree with most of the stuff EXCEPT for the fairy dust. Never underestimate fairy dust! You could springle that stuff on a Harley Davidson and it would actually become a really good bike!
    okay maybe not.

  • @PapaDuke_1
    @PapaDuke_1 2 года назад

    Some/most bikes go faster than the person on them can comprehend. And when you say that they still dont get what your saying. Your doing a great thing with this video. Ego and attitude are gonna get good ppl in a mess of I told you so's from family and friends. -make proper choices

  • @jacksonbishop6655
    @jacksonbishop6655 3 года назад +5

    I just bought an 84' xr250r (yes the one with the shitty dual carb) and as a dualsport guy at heart, this video made me laugh!

    • @benson4u215
      @benson4u215 3 года назад +1

      Ive kept my carbs clean and oiled by using some lucas fuel conditioner (like seriously thick syrup) it helps lube everything up plus a tank of 93oct took 11months to go bad

    • @jacksonbishop6655
      @jacksonbishop6655 3 года назад +1

      @@benson4u215 Thanks for the tip! When I got the bike the carbs were leaking. I painstakingly removed them, tore them completely apart and rejetted/rebuilt them with some fresh seals after I scrubbed all the parts down. She runs great now!

  • @chrismichetti304
    @chrismichetti304 3 года назад +1

    This video was right on! Been riding on and off road for 35 years and started out small then slowly worked my way up. Best way to go! I especially appreciated the part about liter bikes (and above in my case) not being all that great on the street. My ZX14R is actually boring on my favorite twisty roads I can literally stay in one gear for almost all of them and it takes some of the fun out of the ride. Seriously thinking about getting back to my roots with something like an MT07 or even a DRZ400SM. Favorite bike back in the day was the 88-92 Honda Hawk GT650.

    • @Cripplegee
      @Cripplegee 3 года назад

      Me too Chris, 30 years I’ve been riding, I had a 50,125,250,400,600,750 then litre. It’s a great way to gain experience working your way up.

  • @Ryansanders80
    @Ryansanders80 3 года назад +5

    you know yammie, when it's 30 degrees F I'm gonna zip up my two-piece leathers and put on my wool underwear and i don't care if anyone thinks I can or can't run lime road in 7 minutes ;)

  • @jeromedonato6259
    @jeromedonato6259 2 года назад +1

    As a new rider, thank you so much for suggesting to shave my downthere. Really helped me become a much better rider!

  • @gavinnielsen4698
    @gavinnielsen4698 3 года назад +9

    I'm still shocked at the performance that my 19 year old 225 dual sport has. I ot that bike with the intention of buying something else for the street but it's actually plenty fast for me. (It's my first road bike)

  • @Brewmaster721
    @Brewmaster721 2 года назад

    I’ve got a grandpa bike. 86 goldwing interstate. And yes, I am a grandpa. I love it. It don’t lean far enough to drag a knee, it’ll scrape the pegs though, won’t wheelie, it’s like a mini van on two wheels. Super smooth!!

  • @jonathanmahler3328
    @jonathanmahler3328 3 года назад +9

    I’m fun noob. I don’t have time to talk to other people I’m busy slamming into minivans 💪

  • @astrajim
    @astrajim 3 года назад +2

    I've got a 535ccm and a 50ccm, and trust me, both are fun in each their way :)

  • @calebtylershepherd21
    @calebtylershepherd21 3 года назад +8

    Nobody does Manscaped ads quite like Yammie. 😂

  • @stringmj
    @stringmj 3 года назад +1

    Great Vid. Laughing, agreeing, seen it , heard it, experienced it, said it.
    I still take lessons from professionals. I enjoy the track way more than the street. I take my purpose built R3 to the track often, the bigger bikes in my garage go out occasionally. By the grace of God. Im still alive. 😎

  • @icecl0ud
    @icecl0ud 3 года назад +4

    I don't even recognize this YammieNoob. He's born-again for sure.

  • @elijahgutierrez5739
    @elijahgutierrez5739 3 года назад +2

    Leaning does not decrease contact patch. It does the opposite, the more you lean the bigger your contact patch becomes. Tires do not have a constant radius, it is a variable radius. Also the rubber compound is softer on the sides then in the center, which also helps grip

    • @androidphone1901
      @androidphone1901 2 года назад

      Thanks for the tip, just started riding again, and getting better. I noticed this feel during cornering and wasn't sure what was going on. I thought it was either compound or because I was laying on the power when exiting the apex.

  • @KingPhilly088
    @KingPhilly088 3 года назад +3

    Id love to actually meet the people who say these things from yams lists. It would be awesome

  • @thomasgarrison3949
    @thomasgarrison3949 2 года назад

    I decided to join the America Legion Riders, so I took an ABATE training course, when I passed, I took the endorsement to the DMV. The ALR's said I needed a 750cc or bigger bike to join.
    I got a Honda Goldwing fully dressed, it was a very powerful & comfortable touring bike, but it was too much bike to get back up, when it fell over while trying to turn around in a parking lot.
    Next, I got a Honda Shadow VT750, cruiser it has good power, it's not as comfortable as the Goldwing on long rides, but I can handle it better in parking lots. I am very happy with it. Being water cooled & shaft driven works great for parades.

  • @SanT0_0_
    @SanT0_0_ 3 года назад +3

    I love how smooth he his transitioning to Manscaped advertising 🤣🤙🏼 Smooth as my....🥜

  • @208Concepts
    @208Concepts 3 года назад +2

    My "first" bike was a Nighthawk 450 but it hasn't run as long as Ive owned it. I'm learning on a Shadow 750 and plan on dailying that for a while 😁

    • @djpollo2474
      @djpollo2474 2 года назад

      How has it been?

    • @208Concepts
      @208Concepts 2 года назад

      @@djpollo2474 the Shadow is a heck of a bike. Easy to control, enough power for a beginner...

  • @rambofan1
    @rambofan1 3 года назад +7

    Still kills me when they don't wave back

    • @charlesparr3296
      @charlesparr3296 3 года назад +1

      If they're on 2 wheels with an engine, I wave, most wave back.

    • @rambofan1
      @rambofan1 3 года назад +2

      @@charlesparr3296 the vespas trick me sometimes 🤣

    • @charlesparr3296
      @charlesparr3296 3 года назад +1

      @@rambofan1 Yeah they are kinda deceiving aren't they.

    • @charlesparr3296
      @charlesparr3296 3 года назад

      @@rambofan1 But I still wave. Lol!

    • @blakeelementalist2198
      @blakeelementalist2198 3 года назад

      I wave sometimes, but other times I want to keep both hands on the bars cause the wind is too much

  • @snowflakesuperbike8294
    @snowflakesuperbike8294 3 года назад +1

    Yammie ,,, Please don't Ever Disrespect , or Discourage any rider's for Wearing Full Leathers ON THE ROAD !!! Rider's Gear UP Wear the BEST Gear you can Afford !!!! Don't listen to this Guy !!!! All The Gear
    Every Time !!!!!!!!

    • @salsamancer
      @salsamancer 3 года назад

      All that gear still won't protect you as much as being in a car. Motorcycles are risky, embrace it.

  • @TrackCivic
    @TrackCivic 3 года назад +9

    Yammie Noob: beginners trash other riders who don't ride the same way as them
    Also Yammie Nub: People who ride twisties hard but never go to the track suck and are beginners

    • @yammienoob
      @yammienoob  3 года назад +4

      Not the argument being made, please grow a larger brain.

  • @mistirion4929
    @mistirion4929 3 года назад +1

    2:05 Says that going fast on the street is unsafe (and probably not the wisest choice) and simultaneously shows the perfect straight line to go 180mph without any problems

  • @TheVenom46
    @TheVenom46 3 года назад +3

    I'll never get the whole "I'm upgrading next week" thing. I recently downgraded from a litre bike (for the exact reason Yammie described) to a Duke 790 and it's the best choice I ever made as a rider. Less power can be way more fun!

  • @carolczimback8665
    @carolczimback8665 2 года назад

    Having the carburetor worked on has given me way more power. I drive a small bike. I love it.

  • @Studmuf-Rockin
    @Studmuf-Rockin 3 года назад +3

    Got a Suzuki Savage ls650 it isn't anything impressive but I just love bobbers

  • @OregonMotorcycle
    @OregonMotorcycle 3 года назад +1

    Well, when you roll up to group ride and the guy with the ducati has one inch chicken strips,... Like, you gotta ask yourself, why? The whole argument on chicken strips is rider ability. Like you said, its really easy to scrub them off.

  • @bernardridesagain5722
    @bernardridesagain5722 3 года назад +6

    Passed my test 2 years ago. Bought a litre bike. Ride like a prick. Still haven't fallen off🤣

    • @MrMackAtack
      @MrMackAtack 3 года назад

      YET!

    • @bernardridesagain5722
      @bernardridesagain5722 3 года назад

      @@MrMackAtack I ride within my capabilities. Only way I'm coming off is by getting hit. There are no cars where I ride so it's unlikely. Why, were you hoping?

    • @bernardridesagain5722
      @bernardridesagain5722 3 года назад

      @Michael Smith I live in the city. I ride in heavy traffic daily. Rush hour is insane. I just ride sensibly when it's not safe to go fast. Too many idiots on their phones, not looking when they pull out. The countryside is my playground. Its all about knowing the time and place. So I disagree sir. I'm always ready.

    • @bernardridesagain5722
      @bernardridesagain5722 3 года назад

      @Michael Smith 150mph plus on moorland roads says enough. 100mph plus in 30 zones occasionally. Form your own opinion. Most would say I ride like a prick. I'm far from a sensible rider, I just choose when and where. Stop trying to be an argumentative prick sir. It's unbecoming.

  • @FlyingFun.
    @FlyingFun. 3 года назад +1

    Wise words, I've known a few riders who have brocken many bones , and some who lost their lives to fast bikes trying to ride them fast on the street.
    My mate passed his test and bought gpz900r as his first bigger bike,he simply struggled all the time apart from in a straight line lol.
    Get a bike that's not too fast and you can have more fun pushing it and perfecting your control over it than you can holding back a massively overpowered beast.

  • @mrtz2796
    @mrtz2796 3 года назад +4

    I kinda have to disagree on the chicken strip point, yes it's good to have less lean angle on the street Yada Yada... BUT if you never have experienced higher lean angles then the chicken strip is not your margin for error, it's just your limit of how confident you are on a bike (with proper body positioning). you will not see a motorcycle rider magically gain the ability to use the previously unused part of their tire if they never used it before. Also the tire will wear unevenly making the transition onto the chicken strip less progressive as well as decreasing the contact patch. I'd say learn to use all of your tire safely at a safety course or on a track and then go out and see your chicken strips as margins for error.

  • @DougTheBugEG
    @DougTheBugEG 3 года назад +1

    Honestly never thought I'd hear yammie noob slam on someone for wearing full leathers on the street, Literally the gear that keeps you the safest.

    • @DivineLightPaladin
      @DivineLightPaladin 3 года назад

      Heck, the first day I learned to ride, my gear hadn't come in yet so I went to practice in a t shirt. I ended up falling straight on my elbow and dropping the bike on myself. Ripped my skin off, fractured my elbow and gave me a bruise that still hasn't healed up. Wish I'd had my armor then 😂

    • @DougTheBugEG
      @DougTheBugEG 3 года назад

      @@DivineLightPaladin Once you have armor, you never go back. I slid on the highway after being sideswiped on my bike in my leathers, 135kmh on a freeway with no scratches, or injuries other than some minor bruising. I'd never wear anything other than my level 3 armor suit nowadays.

  • @xxxxxxGUNZxxxxxx
    @xxxxxxGUNZxxxxxx 3 года назад

    Idk what it is about your vids but I just subscribed and am binge watching your content. Spot on with this one 👍

  • @vebez5993
    @vebez5993 3 года назад +6

    People always tell me drive safe before I leave and I’m always like “I will” knowing damn well I won’t 😂

  • @David-wv3si
    @David-wv3si 3 года назад

    I bought a bike this weekend and did my MSF course. I’m happy. If I learned 1 thing this weekend from the course that will help me at any point I’m happy.

  • @root1657
    @root1657 3 года назад +9

    I'm somewhat disturbed by the increasing onslaught of ads trying to get guys to shave their whatnots. Is it because beards are popular now and they are trying to make up for slumping sales? I'd rather be smooth brain than smooth balls.

    • @jerryeinstandig7996
      @jerryeinstandig7996 3 года назад +1

      roger that !

    • @timjohnson1199
      @timjohnson1199 3 года назад

      They're just trying to create a market. Like most of the commercials on the TV.

    • @earthing3696
      @earthing3696 3 года назад

      Dude what? There are plenty of dudes that don't like having their meat and meatballs surrounded by a hot sweaty forest. Its just catering to personal hygiene.

    • @root1657
      @root1657 3 года назад

      @@earthing3696 wtf you doing to have a hot sweaty mess that isn't just as hot and sweaty without it? Ever wonder what the natural function of that hair is, and what balance of nature you are upsetting?

  • @justinhaywood8271
    @justinhaywood8271 2 года назад

    I go to pick up a 81 honda cm200t in the upcoming days. I am a noob and these have been helpful, with the same humor that RCR gives me.

  • @MG-lt2jm
    @MG-lt2jm 3 года назад +4

    Me wanting to watch a funny vid for 10min: =))
    Some bald dude telling me to shave my bolls:

  • @jonathonspears7736
    @jonathonspears7736 3 года назад +1

    Started on a dirt bike when I was 12, my first street bike was a 07 Vulcan, and now here I am with a 17 ninja 650.

  • @BALJEETsingh-ur5cl
    @BALJEETsingh-ur5cl 3 года назад +3

    Did you watch the latest fortnine engine oil video?

  • @Hanzo087
    @Hanzo087 3 года назад +1

    Started off on an dual sport. Switched to a rocket. Switched to a cruiser. Switched to a “plain” street bike. And now finally back to a dual sport again and will probably be here for awhile.

    • @aaronleverton4221
      @aaronleverton4221 3 года назад

      Started with a trail bike, got a small, old UJM/cruiser, then a larger, older UJM/cruiser, then that bike's big brother, then a much larger, slightly newer naked Japanese, then it's smaller brother, then that one's older brother. Now have a tiny UJM made in India. Have also had a Vespa Sprint along the way. Next will be a modern clubman.
      People have laughed at a couple of my rides, their laughter merely proved they knew nothing.

  • @Sizukun1
    @Sizukun1 3 года назад +3

    I like chicken strips, they're tasty and you can dunk them in a sauce to fill up your tummy. Also, this video is just encouraging a better brand of stupid sayings.

  • @Quinton_treecutter
    @Quinton_treecutter 3 года назад +1

    I grew up in dirt bikes so dual sports were a go to and I got a crf250l for my first on road bike. It’s been good almost put 1500 miles on it and I’m ready for a xr650l 😂

  • @hoggdust
    @hoggdust 3 года назад +3

    I’ve seen people with chicken strips after a full day of riding track. Some people can’t learn, either you have it, or you don’t. Also a majority of riders that don’t, ride really nice Ducati’s.
    You need to have a good friend who knows how to ride to help you. Not even a track day will make someone a level 2a rider. Find a fast friend and follow them and learn and ask everything. Twist of the Wrist watch it.

  • @mikeram5308
    @mikeram5308 2 года назад

    Really Appreciate your Honesty with Newbees Egos and Respect to all different types of bikes and riding methods! 👌

  • @JoseLgamer05
    @JoseLgamer05 3 года назад +5

    first
    EDIT: crap i was the third
    2NDEDIT: RUclips fooled me in to thinking that i was the third, but i a actually was the second LMAO

  • @bakasahara1213
    @bakasahara1213 3 года назад +2

    I kept up with litre bike and 600cc with my 125, I've not done anything to my bike, the other riders waited. Meeting and riding with the right people is also important i guess :P