The other horrifying undertone of the plot is that its obvious the movie is implying that Albert defies his default & goes to the dance cause he's becoming sentient; so he has feelings for the main chick- but when she rejects him he basically kills himself.
13:19 the funniest part about him "saving the frogs" is that in a real highschool, the frogs would already be dead and ready to be dissected - so the idea of either the school forcing students to kill frogs and dissect them OR the idea of him dumping a bunch of dead frogs into the grass to "save" them is so funny
My favorite part of teen movies are the incredibly huge crowd of onlookers ready to snicker at the antagonist's taunts. Like, sure I get four, five, maybe as many as ten people in the group watching, but you got like 30+ people there.
As a person in high school I agree. If some girls are fighting over a boy or whatever not 30 people are gonna be there watching and laughing. I remember once 2 guys had a fight at the Christmas party near the food table and half the people were just chilling in the bathroom and the other half was standing there cuz they were trying to get food, like 2 people were actually watching lol. no one cares in real life....
I'm so sorry. I've always refused the military even though my mom pushes me to try for military musician. And I refuse the military for my fiance because I just can't lose him.
I like how he mentions that as if it were an after thought - like, the military being at the school is "Yeah, whatever, there more important stuff going on!"
@Kryptoskillet OMG thank you! I thought I just wasn't paying attention well enough when I wondered where he went lol. Tho it also made me wonder...did Albert eliminate him? 👀
Honestly this isn't that weird. A good amount of the people I've had crushes on didn't actually fit into my ideal fantasy type. That being said, the movie's still dumb though.
Military scientist: "I've invented a liquid that will allow the robot to know exactly how you're feeling from just a look!" Military officer: "Uh, is everything okay at home?"
@@ImposterTheory You do know people don't just magically run into new channels? Promoting himself is his most viable option until he gets large enough.
I love how how Gaby said "Describe to me your ideal *human* male." Like she expected Mae to start describing some weird furry fantasy instead of a normal human person
i’m not the only one who didn’t realize how many films noah has played in being the cliche popular guy until after to all the boys i loved before, right??
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i feel like this weird consistent trope where a ‘nerdy girl can do horrible things but she did no wrong because shes nerdy and the protag, so its okay’ did a lot of weird stuff to a whole generation, esp. when it comes to interacting w/ people on the internet
I know. It fits the description. Short, rejected by society. Gets a whole group of people to believe in them. Doesn’t have said perfect attributes. Fails in the end resulting in a suicide.
I love how the main character is the most conventionally attractive girl ever but Disney is trying to convince us that she's an unpopular nerd because GLASSES
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@@willreilly7120 Jesus, lay off, will you? That was a wired response to a comment having 39 likes (at the time of writing.) Chill for just a little bit.
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seriously? if you were creating a robot boyfriend you could at least make him able to transform into a truck and combine with five other hot boys in a boy band to make a super mecha battle boy
They could have taken the horror route and have the robot boy start killing everyone close to the main girl thinking he’s protecting her, then she has to figure out a way to kill him without him knowing.
Imagine being danny and just standing in-front of a green screen fake crying unbuttoning your shirt with a freeze frame of your own arm choking you This is the peak of comedy/commentary
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It's about Sigma males. The only type that beats alpha males because sigma males are hot and confident but like they don't care about that, no bid deal. It's a real thing.
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I mean if the military can't prohibit 2 high school girls in calculus from not accessing their high tech secret super soldier and not give him enough self-awareness that he might want to self-destruct then maybe it's better they don't control him because seems like there should be more safeguards in place.
tbf, she is an outsider not because she is ugly, but bc she's a "nerd" and has different interests than that of the general group. same goes for real life school environment pretty much.
Yeah mine was so goddamn hot the military let me have him forever and they said they can program him to be a real boy instead of some random robot and the whole school still thinks it’s a real person not a robot I made 😎
when she was describing the perfect boy as blonde-haired, blue-eyed, tall, and strong, I thought "yowzers, some dude in Germany thought the same thing a few years back"
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It bothers me that the frogs are alive that they are about to dissect. Were the students supposed to kill the frogs before dissecting them? They don’t do that, they send the dissection material in formaldehyde and vacuum sealed.
@@funnyteacherman They don't want to show a box of dead frogs to the children watching the movie. They also don't really have a point for those scenes other than making a person look good, and you can't do that by freeing a bunch of dead frogs.
Disney high school movies are from another planet. They’re so unrealistic and the dialogue is so cringey and nobody looks their age. I can’t get over the blonde nerd girls outfit, I don’t even know what era of fashion it would fall into, it’s just confusion.
The other horrifying undertone of the plot is that its obvious the movie is implying that Albert defies his default & goes to the dance cause he's becoming sentient; so he has feelings for the main chick- but when she rejects him he basically kills himself.
oh god
r/hol'up
oh. my. god.
that’s freaky
that’s so scary bye
You can’t convince me this script wasn’t a parody that Disney found on like wattpad or something
dont do wattpad like that 😭🤣💀
its a g rated weird science
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Kid: Dorks
*every other kid: Laughs like it’s the funniest joke they ever heard*
*laugh track for 5 years*
"Oh look, its the dork!"
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIDIEJEJWISIJDJDHFIEIDJXHDJ"
In real life:
"Dorks!!"
"........."
".....huh?"
IDK WHY I THOUGHT HE SAID TORQUES
Legit thought he said torques too
13:19 the funniest part about him "saving the frogs" is that in a real highschool, the frogs would already be dead and ready to be dissected - so the idea of either the school forcing students to kill frogs and dissect them OR the idea of him dumping a bunch of dead frogs into the grass to "save" them is so funny
My favorite part of teen movies are the incredibly huge crowd of onlookers ready to snicker at the antagonist's taunts. Like, sure I get four, five, maybe as many as ten people in the group watching, but you got like 30+ people there.
😂
Sup
@@whereaminoliterallywheream1035 I don’t know, your bedroom? Your living room? Your dorm? Your workplace? Your school?
As a person in high school I agree. If some girls are fighting over a boy or whatever not 30 people are gonna be there watching and laughing. I remember once 2 guys had a fight at the Christmas party near the food table and half the people were just chilling in the bathroom and the other half was standing there cuz they were trying to get food, like 2 people were actually watching lol. no one cares in real life....
TRUE THAT
“Maybe her bones are getting squishy”
*I LOVE HOW HE KEEPS BRINGING UP THAT JOKE FROM SCALES*
yES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@@guacamole-cult HAHA YESS
Long live the squishy bones jokes
I KNOWWWW
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I appreciate that the robot created by teenagers looks exactly like the default 'hot' pre made Sim. The exact blue jacket is literally from the Sims.
It would've been better if it was made in the Sims
okay you need a new sub.
Omg ikr💀 I knew it felt familiar but didn't thought of it much because I thought it was too coincidental
Omg. I knew that jacket looked familiar.
he looks like johnny zest ( a pretty iconic sims default character)
As someone who was in the army the robot wanting to self destruct to not go back makes sense
Also the "protect the free world" like seriously?
@@idontknoq4813 gotta give the children a lil microdose of military propaganda
I'm so sorry. I've always refused the military even though my mom pushes me to try for military musician. And I refuse the military for my fiance because I just can't lose him.
Thank you for your service!
I love how we gloss over the fact that her friend hacked into MILITARY EQUIPMENT and then nothing happens to her
Actually in the movie the army basically questions her
@@manuelbello5806 Still little punishment
Just thought about this-
Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂
Tbf her dad works for the military - nepotism is a long running tradition in America
*And everyone dresses like a GAP commercial*
Disney: Oh shit, he's on to us
first
Love the pfp
They just replace the Disney logo with GAP
the pfp is immaculant
Disney: He knows to much
legitimately in tears at “so i didn’t mention this before but the military is also at the high school dance”
Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂
I like how he mentions that as if it were an after thought - like, the military being at the school is "Yeah, whatever, there more important stuff going on!"
As a programmer, I can 100% confirm that we put different liquids to our programs.
Same here! I ran out of brave juice last week. Would you happen to have some?
Sometimes, when I feel a little bit fancy myself, I mix Mountain Dew and Monster with my coding.
UM
Giving the code a drink . As a treat
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I love how when describing her perfect boy none of it had to do with the guy she ACTUALLY had a crush on
@Kryptoskillet OMG thank you! I thought I just wasn't paying attention well enough when I wondered where he went lol. Tho it also made me wonder...did Albert eliminate him? 👀
That's because she built a *better* boy. The other one probably wouldn't have even self destructed if she refused to kiss him.
Honestly this isn't that weird. A good amount of the people I've had crushes on didn't actually fit into my ideal fantasy type. That being said, the movie's still dumb though.
I think she started out saying "He's got brown hair" then she got embarrassed and was like "no blonde.. blue eyes. Totes not Jock boy Noah"
@Kryptoskillet the character's gf thought he wanted to ask may to homecoming and lock him up in the basement
Military scientist: "I've invented a liquid that will allow the robot to know exactly how you're feeling from just a look!"
Military officer: "Uh, is everything okay at home?"
XD
Lmaoooo
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@@utub18211 same it's 666
albert literally self destructed after he couldn’t get a smooch. he is down cataclysmically
Next level incel
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@@beezerthebee you do know trying to promote yourself makes people not want to watch?
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Tall, white, blond hair, blue eyes, perfect soldier… I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere
Sounds like an oddly *artistic* idea of a human
Homelander lol
that's the first thing that came into your mind really @@jewel2398
@@jewel2398 worse😭
@@jewel2398
The first 3 letters of your name.
it’s almost like it’s a requirement for every single disney movie ever to end in a prom or homecoming
Is Homecoming the same with Prom?
@@astronikovh no, they are different dances, and prom is for sophomores and above I believe.
@@Maxineewing7501 oh thanks
Fr ;-;
Or Morp
I love how how Gaby said "Describe to me your ideal *human* male." Like she expected Mae to start describing some weird furry fantasy instead of a normal human person
Holy shit you’re right I just realized-
They do be freaky sometimes🥲🤚
@@deaddumplings5565 HHNNNNGGG
but WHAT THE HECXK BRO IMAGINE HER BEING AWARE HAHAHGHJSA im gonna choke on my rice
We all
"why do people even like you?" There's no way you could recover when that's said in front of everyone.
I agree, and that delivery too
Ok to be fair the other girl was just trying to steal the other’s girlfriend
It came out of nowhere too lol
yeah I could because I don't care about people's dumbass opinions about me lmao. everyone can hate me if they want to :)
@@ruesylvester cool man!
3:48 the way he said do you feel dominated right now is literally the funniest thing I’ve heard
This movie feels like the children’s storybook version of a Wattpad story
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holy shit your right
Wouldn't doubt if this started on a wattpad story
@@Dak_Artz honestly same
I’m tempted to look for something similar now XD
i’m not the only one who didn’t realize how many films noah has played in being the cliche popular guy until after to all the boys i loved before, right??
It's like they understood what his acting type was w/o realizing what made his character charming.
Lollll!!!!!!
dude literally.
I like to imagine that Gabby's "yowza" in response to Mae's "ideal boy" is her making a mental note to stop hanging out as soon as this caper is over.
😆 ikr
😆 ikr
😆 ikr
😆 ikr
frrrrr
6:04 "My boyfriend/girlfriend lives in Alaska" is the "My uncle works for Nintendo" of the high school relationship world
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Is the school not noticing that they have a “student” that doesn’t even go there?
She doesn't even go here!
@@ktheworm 💖💖😂😂
She doesn't even go here 🙄
I understood that reference
Who looks like a 30 year old man
How does Disney Channel always manage to find clothes with the most absurd combination of patterns on it
It’s a talent at this point lmaoo
They get their inspiration drom lularoe
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ikr even my style when i was 5 was so much better
@@eastcoastfamily8902 not trying to be mean but I've seen a few of your comments now and I just wanna say usually that type of self promotion doesn't work and just annoys people. but good luck with the channel!
Maybe the real better boy was the friends we made along the way
@@kikokiko6159 that’s frickin dope
nah i like this one
@@kikokiko6159 Lmaoo
preach
@@kikokiko6159 :0
14:52 oh no not black sigma
THATS WHAT I WAS HOING TO SAY LOL
i checked the comments for this
Whole diff meaning now
It did NOT age well
bro
The cursed version of Pinocchio
Free
How does a verified person's comment not have at at least 1k likes
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Cow 🐄
Walmart pinocchio
This entire movie sounds like the collective nightmare of everyone picked on in high school.
Lmfao
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who the hell are you?
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"Maybe her bones are getting squishy..." I love whenever he makes this reference from scales, he really should make this merch.
fr
Literally when he said that, I wasn’t expecting it so I just freaking died lmao
Ikr I totally want a shirt that says hey my bones are getting squishy
@Breeze same
“Maybe she’s born with it”
Maybe her bones are squishy”
“Black sigma” has aged so terribly
i was looking for someone who mentioned this 😭😭
HELP I WAS DRAWING AND I SIDE EYED DANNY WHEN I HEARD THAATTT
@@sillieparkie SAMEEE :SOB:
I WAS PLAYING TOMODACHI LIFE AND I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO AND REPLAY IT BECAUSE I WAS LIKE "...did he just say black sigma?"
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@@hazemkaram7111 tf
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YES
i feel like this weird consistent trope where a ‘nerdy girl can do horrible things but she did no wrong because shes nerdy and the protag, so its okay’ did a lot of weird stuff to a whole generation, esp. when it comes to interacting w/ people on the internet
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totally. I think the trope is usually a boy tho.
These types of movies were one of the sole causes for the "I'm not like other girls" epidemic
it’s okay you can say sierra burgess is s loser
@@hazemhesham6115 jokes on you, I've seen that link so many times that I know not to click it.
The terminator but like instead of killing people, he's just a cute boy
hey don’t deny the absolute hunkiness of arnold schwartznegger
Except the Terminator both kills people and is cute
That's just the Terminator
Oh so your building a better boy?
I’m already Greg so you can’t curse me with your profanity
Build a better Greg
Hi
Yes we are perfect
greg-ier
Yes they should rename it to how to build a better greg
maes dream boy: blond hair and blue eyes
the boy she has a crush on: brown hair and brown eyes
Lmfao
Sounds like hitler
@@mr.randomperson9900 THIS! FOR REAL!
I know. It fits the description. Short, rejected by society. Gets a whole group of people to believe in them. Doesn’t have said perfect attributes. Fails in the end resulting in a suicide.
@@mr.randomperson9900 Movie was fine in the original german
Did no one notice that Albert never actually enrolled at the school? He just showed up and started going into random classes?
maybe he hacked into the school system and just sort of? added himself in?
The principle was eliminated , where else do you think he got the suit from?
Maybe he just brainwashed the faculty
I never get movies where some random bloke just shows up without explanation and no adult acknowledges it.
I legit showed up in the wrong class for at least 30 minutes.
14:40 SIGMA
*Black Sigma*
SOBBING
smigma
I KNOW THEY SAW THE FUTURE!
it's a letter
That is a good shirt
Holy shit big fan of yours
Are you greg as well?
Has a frog on it
Hey boi :::)))
🐸
I love how the main character is the most conventionally attractive girl ever but Disney is trying to convince us that she's an unpopular nerd because GLASSES
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God forbid you not be able to see. Ugly asf
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Of course we all know that having glasses takes away all inherent value you have as a human being
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@@LarsonProspecting no❤️
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11:23 his car's license plate is MEOWZERS how did I not notice that before omg
I love how Danny just won’t let go off “my bones are squishy”
@@briarrose8948 the mermaid movie i think??
@@briarrose8948 scales: the mermaid movie no one asked for
Funny how he “rescued” the frogs by releasing them into a habitat I don’t think they are native to
Also why were they divesting live frogs? Dont they dissect dead frogs
@@constance1979 I think the frog is usually killed shortly before dissection
@@mrtortoise3766 oh. I thought that they used dead frogs. It seems more ethical :/
@@constance1979 well for dissection they use dead frogs but the frogs are probably euthanized shortly before being cut open
@@mrtortoise3766 my sophomore biology class dissected frozen frogs, we had to thaw them out tho and it smelled pretty bad
I’m having a Greg day.
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@@willreilly7120 ur just rude
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14:52
black sigma when white skibidi enters the room (i'm sorry this is a horrible joke):
black sigma vs white alpha
Danny: so he saves the frogs from being disected
Dannys shirt: fuck yeah!
“Why do people even like you” is an underrated line to say outloud to your bully
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@@LarsonProspecting no
@@LarsonProspecting I got you bruh
seriously? if you were creating a robot boyfriend you could at least make him able to transform into a truck and combine with five other hot boys in a boy band to make a super mecha battle boy
@@littlemissfinch YES!
when your boyfriend can transform into 1D: 😻
Sounds sorta like Voltron lol
Or shed his human disguise to reveal his robotic appearance with in
Or turn into an airplane
14:30 black sigma
White sigma?
They could have taken the horror route and have the robot boy start killing everyone close to the main girl thinking he’s protecting her, then she has to figure out a way to kill him without him knowing.
Honestly a more interesting movie
I love those types of plot twist in horror. Wish they did that.
Yeah that would be 1000× more interesting
That'd make it so much better tbh
Ooh
Imagine being danny and just standing in-front of a green screen fake crying unbuttoning your shirt with a freeze frame of your own arm choking you
This is the peak of comedy/commentary
I'm still thinking about this
Read this comment before watching the video, was not disappointed
I'm imaging him in front of the green screen going :□ a bunch of times
Tô be fair, that’s probably the movie where Noah Centineo looks the MOST like an actual fucking teenager.
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I was thinking this haha
I'm pretty sure he also looks younger because this movie came out like 5 or 6 years ago
No, the movie where he looks most like a teenager is Turkles
@@LarsonProspecting no one cares
3:45 Definitely didn’t expect to feel this dominated-Danny’s demeanor delivers devastatingly daring dominance, drawing deep dedication.
Drawing something out of me
"How to build a better boy" isn't a tutorial of how to create a human, but you know what movie is ... "WEIRD SCIENCE"!!
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I LOVE "Weird science". It's literally what it's supposed to be. Weird. Sciency.
Theres no way that disney didnt know that movie existed- they wanted to rip off that movie so they made this 😂😭
You're turning into that one RUclipsr I see everywhere
@@rowan2241 like that guy Ray Mak. He's in EVERY single comment section I go to.
The ironic part is that Danny, a 26 year old man, would make a _very_ convincing teenager.
Yeah, I'd cast him as the quirky best friend of the lead guy in a teen romcom.
he'd be the girls best friend and she realises she's in love with him and not the popular jock
He literally looks 12
They don't call him young face for nothing
mans 26? Damn
Her: "I'm not gonna create a fake profile for my fake boyfriend"
Also her: *creates a fucking boyfriend from a robot*
I do that every Tuesday
@@Pebbles.3 good job
@@Pebbles.3 same 😩
I'm not gonna create a profile for a fake boyfriend... I'm gonna create a fake boyfriend for this profile
I mean technically she didn't intend to build a robot boyfriend
14:39 Maybe the sigma's were the skibidi's we made along the way 😔
concept: they make a second film where albert survived and he’s stalking the main character so he can finish his mission, it’d be a horror movie.
That sounds so cool
Is that even true?
@@60cent52 it's an idea
“How to break a better boy”
like frankenstein...
“Black sigma is after our boy.”
“What’s black sigma?”
“Sigma balls.”
😂😂😂
I'mma use this one for sure.
It's about Sigma males. The only type that beats alpha males because sigma males are hot and confident but like they don't care about that, no bid deal.
It's a real thing.
had to do a spit take
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This movie can be summarized as “high schoolers waste billions of taxpayer dollars”
I mean if the military can't prohibit 2 high school girls in calculus from not accessing their high tech secret super soldier and not give him enough self-awareness that he might want to self-destruct then maybe it's better they don't control him because seems like there should be more safeguards in place.
thats a disney movie for ya
@@chasejones7008 yeah, only the governments allowed to do that!
They also wasted the entire budget of this movie
Sounds like a normal Tuesday
4:24 I thought she was gonna say 17 years bro I'm so dumb 💀
The characters look like randomly generated sims.
honestly lol, what are the two main girls even wearing
@@EmerlynPenn what older people think nerds would wear
Damn that's a bloody good observation. Now that I read this I can't not imagine them as randomly generated character now...
@@keniyah9482 Honestly? Yeah. It's so entertaining yet painful to see grown adults try to interpret childrem
The girl in the thumb nail looks kinda like caretaker Chelsea, william osman’s wife👁👄👁
15 years later, Noah Centineo is still playing a high schooler
.....fifteeen years?
I think the 15 yrs was a joke
The main girls bestie is one of Black Lightening's daughters right?
@semi I knew I recognised her!
its honestly really scary-
Wait.. Aren't the other kids a little confused why the nerdy girl's perfect Aryan boyfriend just exploded in front of everyone?
lol ruclips.net/video/MwLoPYTxb9w/видео.html
I remember watching the movie and I’m pretty sure the crowd thought it was just a magic trick
*_person goes boom_*
Students: "Ahhh nothing to worry about, Just a usual Tuesday at school"
@@chrisondriamarks7946 the plot holes I swear
nah that's just how people from Alaska get around, they just turn into the Aurora Borealis.
Bro the movie predicted the future😭🙏 14:50
I love the Disney channel logic of “attractive girl+glasses=ugly”
Oh, come on now, that's not all. They also wear somewhat weird clothing!
It's a general Hollywood thing
ruclips.net/video/Wzb6hvFoBOw/видео.html
tbf, she is an outsider not because she is ugly, but bc she's a "nerd" and has different interests than that of the general group. same goes for real life school environment pretty much.
I've been looking forward to this moment, my little green friend
Why do they have vials of personalities for a heartless machine of war
Because Disney
That comment broke me lmao
cause its disney. its just disney. what do you expect from them?
So when he shoots someone he feels a little bad
ah yes the foot kink vial
Noah scented mayo is in literally every single Disney movie
Hes aight
he’s aight
@@giles7157 you mesSed it UP! TRY AGAIN AND DELETE YOUR COMMENT
Hes aight
Hes aight
the brainrot has consumed me i started laughing when they said "black sigma" 😭
“And then here he comes, out of his skin bath, the most perfect boy to ever exist” was definitely said by the writer while pitching this movie
Why does the entire school care so much about her hypothetical boyfriend
ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html.
@@sekoseko1147 wtf
Right?! 🤣
FR! WHY DO THEY GIVE A FUCK.
May: *EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND ME*
Mays friend: ok
15:41 really wondering what "danger" would mean to an US army super soldier boy
"Adults look way older"
Not everyone looks like they're twelve when they're in their 20's Drew
.
This is it. The perfect comment. It's beautiful.
Danny looks 15
I mean, when I was 14 people thought I was 20.
As a 12 year old that’s actually in their 20s, I support this comment
Girl said to self destruct in a crowded dance while not knowing if he would explode or just shut down... I-
OMG😱
Lmao imagine if the robot didn’t fly away.
“initiate self destruct”
“INITIATING NAPALM BOMB SEQUENCE”
“wait wh-“
@@Melkac honestly tho
ruclips.net/video/Wzb6hvFoBOw/видео.html
@@Sam-tk6dq though* Why can't people use actual words?
My senior quote will definitely be: “I think there should be laws around child labour”
I mean no one will disagree
@@abbywolffe4114 yeaaaa... no one...
@@abbywolffe4114 no one should * disagree
@@starrevamped hm
If I don’t keep them they’ll be shot
Timestamps
Start: 00:01
Middle 10:12
End 20:25
Noah Centineo looks like someone tried to draw Taylor Lautner from memory.
Why is this so true 😂
why is this definition so stupid yet makes complete sense?
Omg
Wtf lol
BYE
that does it, if I ever get a boyfriend I'm unironically calling him a "hot burger"
hell dump u that week
@@joshuadyar1233 I doubt that and I doubt you’ll even get a significant other with that awful grammar
@@e_theonly2758 I agree with you on the first part but grammar has nothing to do with love or attraction.
I will call my future s/o that
@@joshuadyar1233 that will prove to me that he isn’t a real man😎
How did Danny not notice that the boy’s license plate when he pulled up was “MEOWZERS” holy shit 😂
Oh my gosh
Thank you for your service 😂
Yea, ikr 😅
ledgend
I didnt get it
Danny: *edits his face onto the nutcracker*
Theorists: oh yeah, it’s all coming together.
That relatable moment when you can’t get a boyfriend so you hack into a secured U.S military system
happened to me yesterday, shit was crazy
@@kiirezii9544 did yours “self destruct” too?
Sigh, mine left me :(
Ugh ikr its like they know me😫
Yeah mine was so goddamn hot the military let me have him forever and they said they can program him to be a real boy instead of some random robot and the whole school still thinks it’s a real person not a robot I made 😎
“imagine making a fake profile for a fake boy 🙄”
also danny: makes an entire tiktok persona to promote a tiktok song
ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html.......
To be fair, the song wasn't fake
@@basementdwellercosplay changed it!
Heyy....you stole my pfp !??
@@basementdwellercosplay True😂
“That’s too k1nky” is something I NEVER expected to hear in a video on Disney Channel 😭🙏
This is like a weird, high school version of avengers: age of ultron
My thoughts exactly
"A suit of armor around my heart"
"Sounds like a pretty cold heart"
@@deuceydee3506 AHAHA
Or Pinocchio
I didn't even think about that until I read this comment
I feel so dominated by seeing Danny sit in a chair backwards
same tbh
i'm rather intimidated by him personally, it's a bit too dominating for me
Meowzers
I felt silly
Reply 5, is he making you wet 🥵🥵🥵
when she was describing the perfect boy as blonde-haired, blue-eyed, tall, and strong, I thought "yowzers, some dude in Germany thought the same thing a few years back"
UNDERRATED 💀
what
@@huh1327 hitler
Why doesn't it have more likes?
@@huh1327 Look up Aryan Race, not the Indo-persian linguistic group Aryan, but the idea of Aryan used by Nazi Germany
anything named sigma or with sigma in its name just ages so well
So the guy in their calculus class made a calculus pun by calling them “torques” instead of “dorks” and I’m supposed to believe he’s not also a nerd?
ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html..
Yes, that’s how it works.
@@hazemhesham6115 stop
My mom said if I can hit 2k by February she will buy me something to improve my channels videos (she actually did say that unlike all these fortnite kids saying they’ll get new monitors or their dream setup) anyways I would much appreciate it if you can support me to hit 2k before February comes in a couple days... it sounds impossible but it’s worth a try! Thank You!!!
@@LarsonProspecting nahh man. That's not how your supposed to do this. Try making better content instead of begging for subs. Getting subs like this is dishonest and worthless
It bothers me that the frogs are alive that they are about to dissect. Were the students supposed to kill the frogs before dissecting them? They don’t do that, they send the dissection material in formaldehyde and vacuum sealed.
Oh god you’re right
Hello children, today you will learn how to take a life.
@@Whatlander BAHAHAHAHAHHASHYUSGUYSFGJSV
For some reason in most school-related tv-shows and movies, they have the frogs be alive. No idea why, but it's suuuuuper common.
@@funnyteacherman They don't want to show a box of dead frogs to the children watching the movie. They also don't really have a point for those scenes other than making a person look good, and you can't do that by freeing a bunch of dead frogs.
Is nobody appreciating Danny's frog shirt?
I just want to know where to get one!
It’s giving me strong Rainforest Cafe vibes, and I’m living for it.
@@kathrico4 sotorprrdpdo
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@@kathrico4 k
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@@margaritamartinez9432 agree 100%
black sigma is a CRAZY name
Fr
So we just ain't gonna talk about how the boyfriend's lisence plate says MEOWZERZ
*Flashback to the Back to the Future license plate also having one-too-many characters.*
@@puggyboy694 but the back to the future one had an included joke
666th like
@@fromthethirdplanet what was the joke
So we just ain't gonna talk about how your channel name is "sucky ducky"
"Cool kids can't sit right"
*Congratulations Drew, you have successfully summoned every Bisexual known to Man into the comments*
i knew i was cool😎
Drew
ik i was cool
Well I’m pretty sure it’s just us gays in general. There’s something wrong with all of our postures-
i was thinking the exact thing. thank u
'This movie is better than other Disney Channel movies'
China and Kelli: 'yuh 😌'
Black Sigma LMAO 😭😭😭
When does it say that??
Disney high school movies are from another planet. They’re so unrealistic and the dialogue is so cringey and nobody looks their age. I can’t get over the blonde nerd girls outfit, I don’t even know what era of fashion it would fall into, it’s just confusion.
This comment is just so very true and just sums Disney Channel original movies up.
the blonde nerd girls outfit is the fashion era of Disney channel movies trying to convince young girls to wear ugly clothes lol
a mix of kindergarten teacher, and an off brand harper from wizards of waverly place
wait till you see the outfits from shake it up... they’re indescribably awful
@@mylifeismadness5465 yes it is so pretty, but i was talking about Disney channel movies as a whole