Every plot point in this book sounds more bizarre than the last, but the part where Donald Trump gave her relationship advice f.king broke me. Main Character Lady sounded more in love with him than with her actual love interest.
In all fairness, if a guy who'd chased me off with a shotgun twice suddenly asked me out, my first thought would be that he was planning to kidnap me, so sudden overwhelming panic seems pretty appropriate.
Exactly what I was thinking! And then he next asks her to go to a graveyard with him while he's carrying a shovel... And probably still carrying the shotgun too.
"First meeting, chases her of with a shotgun, second meeting chases her off with a shotgun. Third meeting he's in love" Well.....talk about a Shotgun Wedding
I actually expected Melania to appear during the Trump conversation to talk about how wonderful their relationship is...I guess Liberty decided that would be too far out of the realm of possible.
I think Trump not sexually harrassing or making advance on the heroin when she meets him might be the most unrealistic thing in this already bizarre book.
Fun fact: Trump didn't write The Art of the Deal. At least, that's what his co-writer and publisher claim. I couldn't say one way or the other, but it would be a surprise, of all the celebrities who actually wrote their own books, if Trump was one of them.
It's a ghostwriter book akin to Mein Kampf. And yes, I intentionally made that comparison considering both books are full of disgusting, immoral diatribes that could only be based on someone disconnected from logic, empathy, and relatability.
It was written by Tony Schwartz. He has since publicly denounced the book, saying that it's full of crap, and expressed remorse for his part in creating the fictional Trump myth. Not 100% sure, but I think he also said that Trump contributed almost nothing to the book.
Diana Wynne Jones wrote a book that had two characters lock eyes and decide to get married the next instance and that's still a more believable romance than anything from Library Jones
I'm from Oklahoma, and I actually DO know a guy named Justice. I always feel awkward talking about him. "Justice is on the way. Can you text Justice? Justice is almost here." I'd be very surprised if he was MAGA, though.
It always amazes me when parents do this sort of thing. It’s like there’s no consideration of how it might affect the PERSON who is stuck with that name.
@@frankm.2850- How I felt when I found the names Elon Musk gave his kids. Like when you can make the names Apple and Blue sound decent and normal in comparison you’re f-ed up in the head.
@@frankm.2850 I just want to point out that while my name sounds like "John," it's spelled Geonn, and no I've never forgiven my parents for it (although as an adult I do appreciate being unique which helps in my career...)
This book's premise sounds like it should be a horror novel, not a romance. Like tell me that "Hey, let's go on a date where we burry my mom's ashes that I've been keeping all this time." doesn't sound like something Norman Bates would do! I also love how Liberty felt the need to tell us about her male leads shady family history for literally no reason, like his ancestors stealing the land never comes up despite sounding like it would be an important plot point. Especially weird since we are supposed to see him as a good guy.
I genuinely think she didn't think she was saying a bad thing about the character with that. The vibe I got is full on "He stole it fair and square and now these fucks are profitting off HIS land even though they, like, totally murdered the guy who did it so really, they should shut up already." I mean, shoot me if that doesn't perfectly fit the exact bullshit they like to blather on about regarding the lands stolen from native Americans. It's all "Get over it already, yeesh" and "What? Not like I ever did anything."
In fairness, Kindle stuff like this is a form of self publishing. Either way, there’s a reason why a maxim I picked up from black twitter is “may I have the confidence of a mediocre white man.” Or white woman in this case.
@@Caterfree10 They seem to be published through a press, but the press could just be their personal business name. So not a publishing company that would be open to submissions, but a company they use for handling business related to the books they self publish. Tbh, I'm going down a bit of a rabbit hole with that the one they list and it's not good for my brain :D
A lot of the poorer books are self published hoping for an audience which might lead to a formal publishing deal ['The Martian' being an example of a good novel having to go that route as covered in Dom's 'episode on it].
The minute Dom started talking about the "mentor figure", I knew what was coming and literally backed away from my computer, like "Oh please god don't subject me to this."
you summoned it- "Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow"
Um, Accountant here. Just fyi: Businesses created for a finite period of time around a leased resource that will eventually revert to another party are absolutely a thing. It's probably the least stupid thing in this book. But, that's basically what mining is.
I got a small crucefix and a fraimed photograph of one of the paintings in out church (from the perish) and many other gifts from my relatives. A lot of children recieve there first watch for first communion (It used to be for the confirmation). Unfortunatly I lost mine very quickly the same happned with a golden ring I got from my granparents. Since I am an atheist today I didn't keep the cross and the picture. .
We really need to thank Dom more for reading what sound like the worst books in the world for our enjoyment (between this and the mister he is truly suffering for these videos)
The idea that she can't really think of what people actually value in a house fire and thinks of _marriage licenses_ and _baptismal certificates_ of all things. What about beloved toys? Paintings? Mementos of dead loved ones kept in a jewellery box. Baby shoes and teeth, a child's first drawing. Those certificates can be easily replaced because there are _records._ I can see how a bible might be an heirloom, but as much as people value silverware I doubt it's what they reach for.
Wait... the main character gets love advice from a guy who cheated on all his previous wives??? That's like trying to get advice how to be sober from an alcoholic. Then again, maybe Trump for whatever reason didn't want this woman working for him and tried to get rid of her by saying, "Yeah, you should TOTALLY go live with the guy who you hardly know and held a shotgun at you and has a shady past. Now go away."
I would argue Liberty is better in the same way the author of Twilight was better. She is REALLY REALLY bad but to be fair she didn't write actual crimes as something completely okay in the REAL world and then go well yeah he's just kinky
As a trans person I really appreciate your stance on not questioning ‘Liberty’s’ gender despite her being a shitty person Having said that, I fully believe this was written by Donald Trump. So good for her I guess?
He might be able to read, but we have A LOT of evidence he chooses not to. He famously never read any of his briefs, daily, security, or otherwise, and he never paid attention during meetings when he wasn't talking. He's a buffoon. Doesn't mean he isn't extremely dangerous, but the man is a damn idiot.
Man, you're one of the few youtubers, who put out such frequent content, that over the years has not only avoided a decrease in quality but you get better and better. You've been going from strength to strength, and you should be very proud
You know, knowing these books exist makes me feel sooooooo much better as a writer. If this... I hesitate to call it drivel but if this waste of paper got published I know anything I write can as well.
It will be self published. If you are willing to write to market and do some research its a valid field to make a living in. I mean, I'm sure Maga Romance is a viable niche and a non terrible could be written with this premise... ...but also romance is a hell genre where none of those words were in the bible. Even the Christian Romance ones.
This is disturbing on so many levels I don’t know where to begin…. There are literally women out there jilling off to thoughts of this disease inside of them and wanting to have his babies, and it’s just so goddamned distressing because they will gladly vote for him to take away human rights.
@@jennifer7685 Well, yeah, that’s a given. The astonishment is that there are any at all. I just…I can’t understand the appeal of that piece of shit and don’t think I could be civil in his presence, yet there are women out there who adore the fuck out of him and fantasize about him. I just can’t understand it at all.
Right? It is ridiculous and incredulity inducing until I remember the readers and author will be voting and that these insane thoughts and fantasies are evidence of very real world problems.
It would be more realistic for Trump to end his mentorship saying: "people fall in love? I know, because they all fall in love with me. I am the most falled in love person on the planet. Just look at the millions of people that came to my inauguration. They love me. It's a fact."
Dominic, I have enjoyed your videos for years. NOTHING could have prepared me for your Trump voice. I'm trying to imagine how Discworld characters would react to this. Mary Beth: "What should I do?" Death: "GET A CAT. CATS ARE NICE."
As she explicitly says "silver", I'm guessing she meant silverware, but silver as itself has an incredibly high melting point, and while certainly not the highly on the periodic table, its heat resistance makes it perfect for mechanical and electrical uses in those industries. So unless this fire reached almost 1000 degrees C, the silver would have been mostly unscathed.
House fires can reach unintuitively high temperatures, since they're basically an improvised forge. It's not implausible for it to melt silver, but definitely not a sure thing. And even in the worst outlier situation, you'd still have some blobs of valuable silver.
The china would have been fine too, I'm guessing. And maybe they had a fire-proof safe for all those important documents? Why were they so worried about things that can be replaced anyway? Lol
MAGA Romance Novels. The existence of such a reading is so absurd that it must be real. Truly a time to be alive, innit. PS: I really, really need this shirt.
ah, yes, nothing says "romance" like a meet cute with a shotgun, a meet cute with a shotgun, and then a date proposal being met with a woman showing a fear response and driving away as fast as possible.
I feel a need to offer comfort to Dom. A series of Sir Terry's pseudonymous works was just republished as a single book, "A Stroke of the Pen". It's really lovely, we had a good look through it at work. You need a palate cleanser after this shit.
More dialogue in a Genndy Tartakovsky animation is simultaneously a great way of emphasising the lack of dialogue and simultaneously feeling like an insult to Genndy.
That Disney remark is extra funny since I know their 1973 (MY GOD it's fifty years old now) adaptation of Robin Hood acknowledged said trope. And that starred a cast of anthropomorphic animals.
I know this is the clown timeline when I have family members who say they would vote for Trump and make disgusted noises whenever Biden shows up on tv. They have tried to "make understand" as well.
I had a first date once where part-way through the guy got a call about his grandma about to be taken off of life-support. Being the nice guy I am I accompanied him to the hospital and stayed with him for a while. Not only was he there and his grandma was there, his ENTIRE extended family was there. Parents, aunts/uncles, cousins, etc. It was... pretty awkward.
The fact that books like this exist makes me want to finally sit down and finish one of the several I started but abandoned due to feeling like a complete imposter compared to other established authors.
Ms Liberty makes Mills and Boon or its American equivalent Harlequin seem to be well crafted prose with a deep understanding of both physical attraction and how romance develops between people. Crikey.
It’s been a while (couple decades at least) since I had subscriptions to Helequin/Silhoutte books, but this makes them look like the finest literature. While the stories were repetitious, the actual writing itself was typically not that bad. That’s why I was so confused by Twilight as it didn’t even meet that introductory standard of writing.
I can only imagine the absolute field day you could have with analysing the act of 'burying ones mother' as the opening move to a new relationship with a girl you like xDDDD she's been hanging out on the mantelpiece for years, but there's a new mummy for justice in town xDD
Has anyone here ever heard of Trump the board game? it came out in the early 90s/late 80s and is a great glimpse into the inner workings of the man's mind. Money comes from nowhere, everyone is out for something, and your goal is to crush everyone else into the ground, through "deals." Oh, yes, and the game's catchphrase is: "it's not whether you win or lose, but whether you win!"
Speaking of weird books based on political figures, you should maybe do a video of the Biden Mysteries book series. I haven't read a single one, but I came across one at Barnes & Noble. The cover had Biden on a rope tied to a helicopter piloted by Barack Obama. Not kidding.
@@shinyagumon7015 Huh? It's clearly anti-biden or a typical conspiratorial anti-government loon who can't ever speak to the fact that republicans exist within the government and will only ever whine about liberals and blame them for all the countries problems
I think the only thing that'd make the bizarre first day weirder, would be if the mother has mummified instead. Or if she had to go and fill the dead mother's death certificate before they could bury her
This passage also made me think of Psycho, which is funny because Norman Bates is more charming in the first part of this movie than Justice Journey is in the whole book here.
Honestly, burying your mothers ashes on a first date sounds like a very funny idea that would make for a hilarious if melancholic and awkward scene in a better book
another fun fact: according to podcast No Such Thing As A Fish (can't remember which episode), Trump negotiated a really really bad deal for himself when engaging a ghostwriter for... The Art of the Deal
I have seen this sort of writing with novice fan fiction authors. Having character relationships spring out of nowhere normally comes about because the author spent weeks to months thinking about interactions between these characters specifically with the end goal of them being together and then forgot that none of the thousands of day dreamed interactions from their head ever made it to the page.
I did a dramatic reading of all of these books, and needed a plastic Godzilla toy to help me by the end. I feel your pain. You did miss where she said she lives. That one corner where 4 states all come together. I can't remember but it's like Utah, Colorado, NM and whatever. There's a plaque.
If you were thinking of reading another absolutely bonkers short story, but fancied something by a more famous author, would you consider "The Adventure of the Creeping Man" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle? I saw your video on A Study In Scarlet, and honestly, it's one of the more normal Sherlock Holmes adventures
What's funny about the fact that Liberty being a man is that the scene with the dead mother feels like a thing that he would have tried on his first date too, just this time it went better lol
These reviews of these books feel like a glimpse into another universe sometimes, with entirely alien concepts of human interaction and thought process.
This book definitely sounds like Liberty wanted a foe to lovers story but the pacing just doesn’t make it work at all and lacks the moments that makes those kinds of stories work. Also mildly creepy to go to someone’s office to ask them on a date when the last time you ask she froze in fear and hightailed it out of their. I can think of creepier things to do on a first date but they involve things like going to Holocaust museums and similar places. The Trump stuff did surprise me but considering the series it does make sense for him to appear in the final one. I enjoyed your look at these books and am curious if you are going to cover a new romance genre or because the strikes are over you can return to Lost in Adaptation.
As someone who has been an election volunteer, the idea of getting signatures from 100% of registered members of a party in a district is absurd. Even if you’re trying to get signatures from a smaller group (I was once part of a campaign getting voters whose absentee ballots were rejected to fill out ballot cure forms) you will absolutely not get everyone.
"People fall in love. We love love, don't we folks? Everybody tells me 'you know, I didn't fall in love before you told me it was possible, but then you said it was possible, and I did. I fell in love.' Most people don't know this, but love is one of the primary motivators of getting married, isn't that terrific? Most people don't know that, but *I* knew that, I knew it 3 times at least, and it worked out great every time..."
Well, that was certainly something. Thank you for your suffering and for bringing us along for the torment. And thank you especially for the kitty cameo! That is quite the feline presence 😸
I would argue we shouldn’t because we like him but considering some of the books the community has asked him to do the Art of the Deal may not even be the worst one.
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you're awesome dom!
Troll! Troll in the comments,I thought you wanted to know.
I like that being honest about a bad book is "liberal echo box" stuff
write a good maga romance book if you are this mad about it @@nin29nin
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Soo outta curioisity think youll ever try the comparison for the haunting 1999 and its book?
Every plot point in this book sounds more bizarre than the last, but the part where Donald Trump gave her relationship advice f.king broke me. Main Character Lady sounded more in love with him than with her actual love interest.
That's just the writer's own proclivities leaking in like the roof at Mar-A-Lago. :D
Their conversation is probably longer than all the ones she had with the love interest put together
Jojos bizarre adventure ain't got nothing on MAGA romance books
A twice divorced man with numerous rape accusations and only gets women because he’s rich yeah that’s who I want relationship advice from
I can almost imagine the room dimly glowing as he spoke heavenly words of wisdom, like Trump was Jesus.
In all fairness, if a guy who'd chased me off with a shotgun twice suddenly asked me out, my first thought would be that he was planning to kidnap me, so sudden overwhelming panic seems pretty appropriate.
that's... a great point actually
Yeah I mean, call me a crazy liberal, but dating a guy who's already basically threatened to kill you twice doesn't seem like a great idea!
Exactly what I was thinking! And then he next asks her to go to a graveyard with him while he's carrying a shovel... And probably still carrying the shotgun too.
Yeah but you wouldn’t call him “handsome and dashing” and get a ladyboner over him.
You would run for the hills like a normal person!
Wait, that makes a concerning amount of sense tbh
"First meeting, chases her of with a shotgun, second meeting chases her off with a shotgun. Third meeting he's in love"
Well.....talk about a Shotgun Wedding
A slow clap for you Mobys
Take my like and get out
Damn! Beat me to it!
Ba dum tiss
The worst part is the girl gives up a promising career to be with a psychopath who will definitely be abusive
You know what’s a weirder first date than being asked to help bury the guys mother? Being asked to help him dig her up.
Is their a story you want to share….
@@desi1790 once the statute of limitations has passed
lol@@jonasquinn7977
If liberty had any talent as a writer, there would be a plot twist that he killed his mother
I almost spat out my soup 😂
I actually expected Melania to appear during the Trump conversation to talk about how wonderful their relationship is...I guess Liberty decided that would be too far out of the realm of possible.
Probably saved for the next book 🤣
Well Melania would be her competition for Trump's attention/affection, so she gets left out...
Perhaps she forgot that Melania might have opinions on the matter
If this book were in the science fiction genre, having Melania come in and say how much she adored Donnie Orange Skin would work.
@@backalleycqc4790some real Stepford Wives shit right there.
This gives me an idea for a polyamorous romance called Justice For All, about a lawyer named Justice.
Yeas, please. I would definitely read it.
I’d read it. You should do it
Oh like Apollo Justice from Ace Attorney? Kek
I think Trump not sexually harrassing or making advance on the heroin when she meets him might be the most unrealistic thing in this already bizarre book.
it’s because the author thinks she’d be immune to it happening
Also, talking about someone else without instantly turning it back around to himself.
“Well look, if he’s not interested… I mean, I’m sure I have more money than him” (fake laughs)
Why did you induce my imagining of this :(
Beeteedubs: heroin is the drug; heroine is the protagonist. It's a very small detail, but potentially quite an important one.
@@violetsapphire952 Given that the lead character is clearly addicted to SOMETHING, perhaps it was an inadvertently appropriate spelling confusion.
Fun fact: Trump didn't write The Art of the Deal. At least, that's what his co-writer and publisher claim. I couldn't say one way or the other, but it would be a surprise, of all the celebrities who actually wrote their own books, if Trump was one of them.
Of course he didn’t. He can barely read or write. They had to dumb down his daily briefings to one page and mostly pictures.
The vast majority of celebrities get Ghostwriters.
Because, it turns out,most celebrities don't have the skill and/or time to write a book.
It's a ghostwriter book akin to Mein Kampf. And yes, I intentionally made that comparison considering both books are full of disgusting, immoral diatribes that could only be based on someone disconnected from logic, empathy, and relatability.
It was written by Tony Schwartz.
He has since publicly denounced the book, saying that it's full of crap, and expressed remorse for his part in creating the fictional Trump myth.
Not 100% sure, but I think he also said that Trump contributed almost nothing to the book.
@simonoleary9264 I read an article he wrote where based on his time with Trump he was terrified he would start a nuclear war.
Diana Wynne Jones wrote a book that had two characters lock eyes and decide to get married the next instance and that's still a more believable romance than anything from Library Jones
Which book was that? I love DWJ. 😊
Well, yeah, but Diana Wynne Jones is a _good_ writer.
'The Homeward Bounders' maybe, or 'Year of the Griffin'. Both of them had that happen, I think.
Hey now, not need to drag libraries into this. :P
@@Syurtpiutha Yeah, I think Library Jones would have a higher quality of writing. 😅
I'm from Oklahoma, and I actually DO know a guy named Justice. I always feel awkward talking about him. "Justice is on the way. Can you text Justice? Justice is almost here." I'd be very surprised if he was MAGA, though.
That sounds like one of those names that makes it hard to make friends
It always amazes me when parents do this sort of thing. It’s like there’s no consideration of how it might affect the PERSON who is stuck with that name.
@@frankm.2850- How I felt when I found the names Elon Musk gave his kids. Like when you can make the names Apple and Blue sound decent and normal in comparison you’re f-ed up in the head.
@@frankm.2850 I just want to point out that while my name sounds like "John," it's spelled Geonn, and no I've never forgiven my parents for it (although as an adult I do appreciate being unique which helps in my career...)
On the bright side, Batman loves Justice...
Yeah, don't do this to your kids.
This book's premise sounds like it should be a horror novel, not a romance. Like tell me that "Hey, let's go on a date where we burry my mom's ashes that I've been keeping all this time." doesn't sound like something Norman Bates would do!
I also love how Liberty felt the need to tell us about her male leads shady family history for literally no reason, like his ancestors stealing the land never comes up despite sounding like it would be an important plot point. Especially weird since we are supposed to see him as a good guy.
I genuinely think she didn't think she was saying a bad thing about the character with that. The vibe I got is full on "He stole it fair and square and now these fucks are profitting off HIS land even though they, like, totally murdered the guy who did it so really, they should shut up already."
I mean, shoot me if that doesn't perfectly fit the exact bullshit they like to blather on about regarding the lands stolen from native Americans. It's all "Get over it already, yeesh" and "What? Not like I ever did anything."
@@Schattenbalg Right it's almost like a parody of these people. Like he profits off something he has literally no rights to.
November 9. Read November 9.
@@SchattenbalgIs Justice's first initial N?
You can make it a horror novel by reading it with the correct inflections and voices.
once again, I feel a lot more confidence in my skills if this crap keeps getting published.
Same
In fairness, Kindle stuff like this is a form of self publishing. Either way, there’s a reason why a maxim I picked up from black twitter is “may I have the confidence of a mediocre white man.” Or white woman in this case.
@@Caterfree10 They seem to be published through a press, but the press could just be their personal business name. So not a publishing company that would be open to submissions, but a company they use for handling business related to the books they self publish.
Tbh, I'm going down a bit of a rabbit hole with that the one they list and it's not good for my brain :D
Go for it! If my bisexual Twilight fanfic was good enough for publication, you should be too.
A lot of the poorer books are self published hoping for an audience which might lead to a formal publishing deal ['The Martian' being an example of a good novel having to go that route as covered in Dom's 'episode on it].
"I"ve waited for luggage longer than these two knew each other," oh I needed that laugh Dom, thank you so much for going through what you do for us
I had an aneurism when I heard that Trump impression. You can't just spring that on someone man.
Jesus fuck, I would sooner get body jacked by Zenos. *Again.*
The minute Dom started talking about the "mentor figure", I knew what was coming and literally backed away from my computer, like "Oh please god don't subject me to this."
Plead all you like, but this was inevitable. The potential is YOOOOOOOOGE.
“Here’s a trophy for clumsiest exposition about someone’s clothing”
Dear God, no one tell Dom about My Immortal
My Immortal may or may not have been a spoof and intentionally written that way. Also the author didn't try to make money off of it.
The sacred texts!
you summoned it-
"Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow"
@@RuinedSilveri have this in fancy calligraphy as a print. its onr of my prized possessions 😊
@RuinedSilver I really don't care; can I just get my latte please?
Um, Accountant here. Just fyi:
Businesses created for a finite period of time around a leased resource that will eventually revert to another party are absolutely a thing. It's probably the least stupid thing in this book.
But, that's basically what mining is.
As a Catholic kid, I got a little Bible for first communion…and cake. It was a good cake
I think my mom got a little silver pendant or something…
It's how they get you
In my edgy teen phase I used to use Gideon bibles as coasters. I have no regrets
I got a small crucefix and a fraimed photograph of one of the paintings in out church (from the perish) and many other gifts from my relatives. A lot of children recieve there first watch for first communion (It used to be for the confirmation). Unfortunatly I lost mine very quickly the same happned with a golden ring I got from my granparents. Since I am an atheist today I didn't keep the cross and the picture. .
3:58 k, how about passports, birth certificates, and insurance paperwork Liberty? I'm pretty sure those are considerably more pressing.
We really need to thank Dom more for reading what sound like the worst books in the world for our enjoyment (between this and the mister he is truly suffering for these videos)
Fifty Shades caused the poor guy some actual trauma yet he still read The Mister. He’s a braver man than me
If you think Dom has it bad, imagine poor KrimsonRogue - man spend a collective 7+ hours on Empress Theresa and yet more on Onision’s books
I think his watchers learned sadism from the 50 shades reviews and now just want to see him suffer.
If anything I write gets published, I dearly hope Dominic can call it "better than crap."
The idea that she can't really think of what people actually value in a house fire and thinks of _marriage licenses_ and _baptismal certificates_ of all things. What about beloved toys? Paintings? Mementos of dead loved ones kept in a jewellery box. Baby shoes and teeth, a child's first drawing. Those certificates can be easily replaced because there are _records._ I can see how a bible might be an heirloom, but as much as people value silverware I doubt it's what they reach for.
Or literal still-living family members and pets.
Wait... the main character gets love advice from a guy who cheated on all his previous wives??? That's like trying to get advice how to be sober from an alcoholic.
Then again, maybe Trump for whatever reason didn't want this woman working for him and tried to get rid of her by saying, "Yeah, you should TOTALLY go live with the guy who you hardly know and held a shotgun at you and has a shady past. Now go away."
To be fair they would probably know what not to do.
Good to get the final installment in the book trilogy that would make even E.L James say what the actual fuck is this.
I would argue Liberty is better in the same way the author of Twilight was better. She is REALLY REALLY bad but to be fair she didn't write actual crimes as something completely okay in the REAL world and then go well yeah he's just kinky
True.
Ms 'I want to be Chris not Annie'? Same one?
As a trans person I really appreciate your stance on not questioning ‘Liberty’s’ gender despite her being a shitty person
Having said that, I fully believe this was written by Donald Trump. So good for her I guess?
might've been funded by trump
Nah. Trump can barely read. I might have hired someone to do it for him though.
@@FurTheWorkers No. Trump is ridiculous, but he is definitely not a fool. Such a great threat to humanity like him shouldn't ever be underestimated.
As The Dom said in the last video the literary style is so inconsistent that it’s probably a nom de plume.
He might be able to read, but we have A LOT of evidence he chooses not to. He famously never read any of his briefs, daily, security, or otherwise, and he never paid attention during meetings when he wasn't talking. He's a buffoon. Doesn't mean he isn't extremely dangerous, but the man is a damn idiot.
Man, you're one of the few youtubers, who put out such frequent content, that over the years has not only avoided a decrease in quality but you get better and better. You've been going from strength to strength, and you should be very proud
Gets better and better by sneaking political videos?))
You have my profound sympathies for having endured that drivel.
You know, knowing these books exist makes me feel sooooooo much better as a writer. If this... I hesitate to call it drivel but if this waste of paper got published I know anything I write can as well.
It will be self published.
If you are willing to write to market and do some research its a valid field to make a living in. I mean, I'm sure Maga Romance is a viable niche and a non terrible could be written with this premise...
...but also romance is a hell genre where none of those words were in the bible. Even the Christian Romance ones.
I love how your impression of the Terrible Tangerine sounds absolutely nothing like him, but captures _all_ his vibes
This is disturbing on so many levels I don’t know where to begin…. There are literally women out there jilling off to thoughts of this disease inside of them and wanting to have his babies, and it’s just so goddamned distressing because they will gladly vote for him to take away human rights.
I speak for all women when I say “not all women!”
@@jennifer7685 Well, yeah, that’s a given. The astonishment is that there are any at all. I just…I can’t understand the appeal of that piece of shit and don’t think I could be civil in his presence, yet there are women out there who adore the fuck out of him and fantasize about him. I just can’t understand it at all.
Right? It is ridiculous and incredulity inducing until I remember the readers and author will be voting and that these insane thoughts and fantasies are evidence of very real world problems.
Yes, but not like...their rights. Because the leopard won't eat THEIR faces, just the faces of those who deserve it. /s
@@MsAnubisia proud member of the leopards eating faces party!
My favorite part of this trilogy is the way Dominic says "Llllllllibbatee Adams"
The Trump impression... That was an assassination attempt on my life!!! 😂🤣😂
Oh this comment aged SO well XD
9:17 well considering he was the one chasing her with a shotgun, I'd say that's a reasonable reaction to getting asked out
It would be more realistic for Trump to end his mentorship saying: "people fall in love? I know, because they all fall in love with me. I am the most falled in love person on the planet. Just look at the millions of people that came to my inauguration. They love me. It's a fact."
I kind of want to rewrite the Trump sections with authentic Trumpian syntax just as a writing exercise
I hate how accurate that that was that I read it in his stupid voice.
Dominic, I have enjoyed your videos for years. NOTHING could have prepared me for your Trump voice.
I'm trying to imagine how Discworld characters would react to this.
Mary Beth: "What should I do?"
Death: "GET A CAT. CATS ARE NICE."
As she explicitly says "silver", I'm guessing she meant silverware, but silver as itself has an incredibly high melting point, and while certainly not the highly on the periodic table, its heat resistance makes it perfect for mechanical and electrical uses in those industries. So unless this fire reached almost 1000 degrees C, the silver would have been mostly unscathed.
Your comment is too clever and well-informed for this book, unfortunately.
@@BaranoJosei That's a funny way to spell "pedantic."
(not defending the book, which is trash, btw)
House fires can reach unintuitively high temperatures, since they're basically an improvised forge. It's not implausible for it to melt silver, but definitely not a sure thing. And even in the worst outlier situation, you'd still have some blobs of valuable silver.
@@GoddoDoggoto be fair, one reader's pedantic comment on a hyper specific detail is a future murder mystery writer's clever plot twist
The china would have been fine too, I'm guessing. And maybe they had a fire-proof safe for all those important documents? Why were they so worried about things that can be replaced anyway? Lol
I just want the love interest to speak like Light Yagami "I AM JUSTICE"
Why is this a series of romance books? What twisted publisher allows that?
I'm pretty sure it's self published
To answer your question, Liberty Adams, seeing as she's self published. So yeah, not that far off on the twisted publisher thing.
Thank you for your sacrifice in order to entertain us! We appreciate your contribution 😂
Nothing is more entertaining than Dom's suffering, lol
MAGA Romance Novels. The existence of such a reading is so absurd that it must be real. Truly a time to be alive, innit.
PS: I really, really need this shirt.
The good news is that the novels are self-published and a majority of the reviews on Amazon are bad.
We live in stupid-world.
What's next in the MAGA-hat romance series? A romance following two members of the Q-Anon movement? 😂 Probably shouldn't give them any ideas, I guess.
Let’s be real, with a real or pen name like Liberty, it’s honestly weirder that it took her 3 books to write an mc with a concept for a name. 😂
"Spend it wisely, you red hat-worshiping nutjob" 😂 I nearly spat out my tea
ah, yes, nothing says "romance" like a meet cute with a shotgun, a meet cute with a shotgun, and then a date proposal being met with a woman showing a fear response and driving away as fast as possible.
it may be spooky season, but that title put some very real fear in me
I feel a need to offer comfort to Dom. A series of Sir Terry's pseudonymous works was just republished as a single book, "A Stroke of the Pen". It's really lovely, we had a good look through it at work. You need a palate cleanser after this shit.
More dialogue in a Genndy Tartakovsky animation is simultaneously a great way of emphasising the lack of dialogue and simultaneously feeling like an insult to Genndy.
"The guy needs to be clutching a gun at all times to feel safe from a real estate agent."
I mean, honestly, same, that is completely relatable.
Sir Terry doesn't have to be a great actor to find success in Hollywood; he has a great name, which will open doors for him! 🤣🤣🤣
That Disney remark is extra funny since I know their 1973 (MY GOD it's fifty years old now) adaptation of Robin Hood acknowledged said trope. And that starred a cast of anthropomorphic animals.
I know this is the clown timeline when I have family members who say they would vote for Trump and make disgusted noises whenever Biden shows up on tv. They have tried to "make understand" as well.
I had a first date once where part-way through the guy got a call about his grandma about to be taken off of life-support. Being the nice guy I am I accompanied him to the hospital and stayed with him for a while. Not only was he there and his grandma was there, his ENTIRE extended family was there. Parents, aunts/uncles, cousins, etc. It was... pretty awkward.
Well I’m sure he appreciated the emotional support at least.
The fact that books like this exist makes me want to finally sit down and finish one of the several I started but abandoned due to feeling like a complete imposter compared to other established authors.
You can do it! National Novel Writing Month (November) is just around the corner.
Ms Liberty makes Mills and Boon or its American equivalent Harlequin seem to be well crafted prose with a deep understanding of both physical attraction and how romance develops between people. Crikey.
It’s been a while (couple decades at least) since I had subscriptions to Helequin/Silhoutte books, but this makes them look like the finest literature. While the stories were repetitious, the actual writing itself was typically not that bad. That’s why I was so confused by Twilight as it didn’t even meet that introductory standard of writing.
To be fair, having to constantly clench a shotgun to avoid showing fear in front of a woman is a pretty accurate description of a red hat MAGA.
I can only imagine the absolute field day you could have with analysing the act of 'burying ones mother' as the opening move to a new relationship with a girl you like xDDDD she's been hanging out on the mantelpiece for years, but there's a new mummy for justice in town xDD
Seven Maga Brides for Seven Maga Brothers? Did I just give Liberty a new book series? Oh dear!
Has anyone here ever heard of Trump the board game? it came out in the early 90s/late 80s and is a great glimpse into the inner workings of the man's mind. Money comes from nowhere, everyone is out for something, and your goal is to crush everyone else into the ground, through "deals." Oh, yes, and the game's catchphrase is: "it's not whether you win or lose, but whether you win!"
From another CA survivor, Chad Rocco, yes.
I almost always fight back vomit when someone really uses the phrase "leader of the free world".
I watched the D&D movie just last night, and the adorable face of Justice Smith kept popping into my mind for reasons.
Speaking of weird books based on political figures, you should maybe do a video of the Biden Mysteries book series. I haven't read a single one, but I came across one at Barnes & Noble. The cover had Biden on a rope tied to a helicopter piloted by Barack Obama. Not kidding.
I can't even tell if that's supposted to be Pro- or Anti-Biden.
@@shinyagumon7015 Me neither, man XD
@@shinyagumon7015 Huh? It's clearly anti-biden or a typical conspiratorial anti-government loon who can't ever speak to the fact that republicans exist within the government and will only ever whine about liberals and blame them for all the countries problems
This reminds me of that series about Queen Elizabeth solving crimes. Yes really. To be fair though the book's decently written.
1:35 And Together We Can Be Justice.
I think the only thing that'd make the bizarre first day weirder, would be if the mother has mummified instead.
Or if she had to go and fill the dead mother's death certificate before they could bury her
This passage also made me think of Psycho, which is funny because Norman Bates is more charming in the first part of this movie than Justice Journey is in the whole book here.
Dom. You're good. Beautiful. Doing great.
The story: 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Thanks for enduring that torture. Please do an adaptation video on Layer Cake next.
Honestly, burying your mothers ashes on a first date sounds like a very funny idea that would make for a hilarious if melancholic and awkward scene in a better book
It would make a good scene in a sitcom.
have to say she didn't forget those religious items - this flavor of "Christian" doesn't believe Catholics are
True.
Imagine seeing a burned down house and your first concern is "what about their marriage certificate?!"
How dare you say Sir Terry's not a good actor; I wept openly at his performance as Meowcutieo in Romeow and Juliet
another fun fact: according to podcast No Such Thing As A Fish (can't remember which episode), Trump negotiated a really really bad deal for himself when engaging a ghostwriter for... The Art of the Deal
I have seen this sort of writing with novice fan fiction authors. Having character relationships spring out of nowhere normally comes about because the author spent weeks to months thinking about interactions between these characters specifically with the end goal of them being together and then forgot that none of the thousands of day dreamed interactions from their head ever made it to the page.
I did a dramatic reading of all of these books, and needed a plastic Godzilla toy to help me by the end. I feel your pain. You did miss where she said she lives. That one corner where 4 states all come together. I can't remember but it's like Utah, Colorado, NM and whatever. There's a plaque.
Thank you Mr. Noble. It sounds like you're the only person who's read Liberty's books... including the author.
"The president [Trump] sounded like a wise grandfather" caused me to descend into Lovecraftian madness.
Kinda feel bad for the author that their grandpa was so shitty that Trump was a step up.
OK, I'll let this play out to satisfy the algorithm but I'm muting the computer. My deepest sympathies and respect, Dom
If you were thinking of reading another absolutely bonkers short story, but fancied something by a more famous author, would you consider "The Adventure of the Creeping Man" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle? I saw your video on A Study In Scarlet, and honestly, it's one of the more normal Sherlock Holmes adventures
As a Czech: The cherry on top of the bonkers-ness is how Doyle needed a name for a Czech character so he named him Dvorak. _A._ Dvorak.
Trump giving relationship advice? I can't even process that.
What's funny about the fact that Liberty being a man is that the scene with the dead mother feels like a thing that he would have tried on his first date too, just this time it went better lol
Trump in story about the “Love” conversation: I know a thing or two about love…! (Points happily to her) I HAVE had three wives y’know.
These reviews of these books feel like a glimpse into another universe sometimes, with entirely alien concepts of human interaction and thought process.
just started and i heard it takes place in the TriState Area.
If Perry the Platypus shows up, he better be kicking some Magahat ass,
This book definitely sounds like Liberty wanted a foe to lovers story but the pacing just doesn’t make it work at all and lacks the moments that makes those kinds of stories work. Also mildly creepy to go to someone’s office to ask them on a date when the last time you ask she froze in fear and hightailed it out of their.
I can think of creepier things to do on a first date but they involve things like going to Holocaust museums and similar places. The Trump stuff did surprise me but considering the series it does make sense for him to appear in the final one.
I enjoyed your look at these books and am curious if you are going to cover a new romance genre or because the strikes are over you can return to Lost in Adaptation.
The most realistic part of this story is that nobody in it sounds like they have a single functioning brain cell.
"Cringe" is the most understated way such insane fiction can be described.
I re-watched both of the Ladies first videos last night! I suppose the universe was preparing me
8:31 Rule of Threes, such good writing.
As someone who has been an election volunteer, the idea of getting signatures from 100% of registered members of a party in a district is absurd. Even if you’re trying to get signatures from a smaller group (I was once part of a campaign getting voters whose absentee ballots were rejected to fill out ballot cure forms) you will absolutely not get everyone.
"People fall in love. We love love, don't we folks? Everybody tells me 'you know, I didn't fall in love before you told me it was possible, but then you said it was possible, and I did. I fell in love.' Most people don't know this, but love is one of the primary motivators of getting married, isn't that terrific? Most people don't know that, but *I* knew that, I knew it 3 times at least, and it worked out great every time..."
I didn't catch that MFers full name was Justice Journey until 11:32 and I had to pause and cackle for a half of a minute. Jfc.🤣🤦♀️🤣🤦♀️
Sir Terry could probably play The Amazing Maurice in a live action remake of that movie?
Well, that was certainly something. Thank you for your suffering and for bringing us along for the torment.
And thank you especially for the kitty cameo! That is quite the feline presence 😸
You can taste the relief when Dom says the "final" in "third and final"
There is no “trumpet foundation.” Because he can’t keep from stealing from it.
Noooooooo!
Not my Mother’s name!!!!!
Don’t do this to me!
4:06 you don’t necessarily get anything for a first communion, but they usually give you fancy rosary beads or something
I used to think I wasn’t smart enough to write a book or share my ideas . I will now
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, SIR TERRY IS A STAR THAT HAS YET TO BE DISCOVERED!
Ok, but a two person funeral as a first date is what I imagine Mortisher and Gomaz Addems had ( idk if I spelled them wrong…)
But more romatic I bet.
@@shinyagumon7015 naturally
Mary Ann would have had better luck convincing J. Jonah Jameson to sell his property if she offered him pictures of Spider-Man.
Well I guess dubbing three unconnected romance plots a trilogy suggests that the Liberty Adams books end here.
Lets make him review Art of the Deal!
I would argue we shouldn’t because we like him but considering some of the books the community has asked him to do the Art of the Deal may not even be the worst one.