Top 10 Best/Useful Pokemon In Real Life (Ft. TheAuraGuardian)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • --- TheAuraGuardian's video: • Top 10 Worst/Useless P...
    There would be all sorts of wonderful real world applications if Pokemon were real. Today were going to go over which Pokemon we think we be the most beneficial to own in real life!
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  • @AlmightyMandals
    @AlmightyMandals  7 лет назад +420

    Guys, I figured out why the Hoopa died: ruclips.net/video/BS5Gl8NPK9s/видео.html

    • @artti5557
      @artti5557 7 лет назад +7

      AlmightyMandals did your hoopa die! 😭

    • @DvJ-963
      @DvJ-963 7 лет назад

      AlmightyMandals lol

    • @thesonicexplorer75
      @thesonicexplorer75 7 лет назад

      AlmightyMandals what about gengar

    • @bumper7102
      @bumper7102 7 лет назад

      bork

    • @mikheilavaqiani6308
      @mikheilavaqiani6308 7 лет назад

      AlmightyMandals Jirachi cant create things from thin air he basically steals thing when you tell Jirachi that you wish for candy it will teleport all of the candy from this world and others and give it to you

  • @TrueSargent
    @TrueSargent 7 лет назад +458

    Pulling the Honedge from Alex's video to yours was really cool.

  • @whycantijusthaveausernameo3993
    @whycantijusthaveausernameo3993 7 лет назад +247

    How about *Victini*, the pokemon of victory? Just do good at Anything, win at anything.

    • @Zivxa
      @Zivxa 7 лет назад +7

      Grinning Goat It's an apple

    • @kingshifty557
      @kingshifty557 7 лет назад +4

      Grinning Goat he is not lying

    • @whycantijusthaveausernameo3993
      @whycantijusthaveausernameo3993 7 лет назад +3

      @King Shifty & @GiratinaGirlArt
      You aren't wrong, I saw that video. A rabbit cut apple.
      However that doesn't change how useful it is, not to mention now it's got a delightful fruity scent!

    • @phoenixflamegames1
      @phoenixflamegames1 7 лет назад

      Grinning Goat Victini

    • @whycantijusthaveausernameo3993
      @whycantijusthaveausernameo3993 7 лет назад

      Oh thanks PhoenixFLameGames, I never played with Victini, but I have a friend who LOVES it. So sadly I didn't remember the proper spelling. Thanks though!

  • @kartickdornahalli8637
    @kartickdornahalli8637 7 лет назад +1

    Alakazam has iq of 5000
    GREAT!! "Now alakazam what is 1+1?"
    Alakazam-" Kazam alakazam zam..."
    🙄🙄🙄

  • @тнєєє27
    @тнєєє27 6 лет назад +1

    My IRL team
    Gardevoir - Waifu
    Mimikyu - Pet
    Alakazam - Teleporter
    Altaria - Fly
    Chancey - Heals and makes me happy
    Vaporeon Swimming partner

  • @w.stanhope5911
    @w.stanhope5911 5 лет назад +1

    So that’s where the Honedge went

  • @Cottonmouth255
    @Cottonmouth255 7 лет назад

    Loving the Rayman Legends music in the background. :3

  • @robertasrutkauskas1862
    @robertasrutkauskas1862 6 лет назад

    Man,I want all of these!

  • @LindseyBiggs-g5s
    @LindseyBiggs-g5s 4 месяца назад

    theaura gaurdian says lucario... GeEz, WhAt A sUpRiSe

  • @supbro-ml8qz
    @supbro-ml8qz 7 лет назад

    If Alakazam exist it could cure cancer with that 5000 iq

  • @espurrseyes42
    @espurrseyes42 7 лет назад

    Xerneas > Haunter
    Haunter can put your ghost back in your body, but that probably won't work if your body is so heavily damaged or aged that you'll just die again shortly after. Xerneas gives you ETERNAL LIFE. You can't age or die.

    • @werisekk3
      @werisekk3 7 лет назад

      Yeah. You can't die. That's why Haunter is better.

    • @saminyasarhaque573
      @saminyasarhaque573 7 лет назад

      Ruby Clarie he is talking about xenrus

    • @werisekk3
      @werisekk3 7 лет назад

      Arshan Haq I know. He is saying that Xerneas is better because it can grant eternal life. What I said was, that for this very reason, Haunter is the better option.

    • @espurrseyes42
      @espurrseyes42 7 лет назад

      All Haunter did was put Ash's ghost back in his body. It's very unlikely he'd be able to do that if his body were too damaged or decayed to be used after being revived. That was also an anime only thing, and what happened there isn't supported by any official info (Pokedex), making it questionable at best whether Haunter can actually revive the dead. Xerneas, on the other hand, is confirmed to grant others eternal life.

    • @werisekk3
      @werisekk3 7 лет назад

      Eternal life isn't that much of a blessing though.

  • @ashtondoesathing
    @ashtondoesathing 7 лет назад

    I am appalled that Shaymin isn't on the list. It destroys pollution!

  • @mlmf2012
    @mlmf2012 7 лет назад

    jirachi can only make 3 wishes every 1000 years. once a wish has been made it is written in one of the 3 pieces of paper on its head. once all 3 papers are used, jirachi sleeps for the next 1000 years. useful but only 3 wishes in one's lifetime. unless you wish to be immortal

  • @thespectre4627
    @thespectre4627 7 лет назад

    Hey wait, why not Machamp? He could do all the Heavy Lifting.

  • @mikomakowski7907
    @mikomakowski7907 7 лет назад

    yeah, my favorite Pokemon in number 1 spot.

  • @TheDarkicee
    @TheDarkicee 7 лет назад

    This list isn't bad but when you put Legendaries in the list arceus should get the nr 1 spot easy because he can create a whole new planet for you and can form it like you want. Edit i didn't see Arceus in your honorable mention list but my point is still valid.

  • @Ameyiscool
    @Ameyiscool 4 года назад +1

    *Most useful Pokémon ever is Courage the cowardly dog* 🐕

  • @Mngalahad
    @Mngalahad 7 лет назад

    but in the real world payday would cause inflation. that would be horrible.

  • @Noaher256
    @Noaher256 6 лет назад

    BUT. Would people allergic to cats also be allergic to Meowths? If so, then the one thing that could really help me and my family can’t be brought in the house because my Father is allergic to cats

  • @thanos6635
    @thanos6635 7 лет назад

    4:36 Dialga can sent others to other time. Go watch Arceus Movie =_=

  • @NEOredXII
    @NEOredXII 7 лет назад +147

    3:38
    Me: what is the the answer of this math question? Alakazam answer it!
    Alakazam: Alakazam Ala Alakazam!!
    me: what?

    • @vegetarianvamp101
      @vegetarianvamp101 6 лет назад +15

      So you need N. Only he'd probably lecture you about using Alakazam for your own selfish gains.

    • @lubosilva
      @lubosilva 6 лет назад +12

      But ... He has telepathy ......

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 6 лет назад +5

      Get it to write the answer

    • @Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale
      @Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale 6 лет назад +5

      If a cat can learn Human language I think Alakazam can too

    • @youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575
      @youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575 6 лет назад +2

      @WasteofSpace well alakazam is so smart that he would know how to type

  • @francis8264
    @francis8264 7 лет назад +82

    Unless ditto looks at the sky and transforms into the sun.
    TASTE THE SUN!

    • @TuftyTaltan
      @TuftyTaltan 5 лет назад +7

      Ditto what are you- OH GOD NO

  • @Dollightful
    @Dollightful 7 лет назад +46

    Ahh now that random portal part makes sense! Hehe so cute :D

  • @pranavkarmarkar
    @pranavkarmarkar 7 лет назад +186

    The Honedge thing was the smartest thing I've ever seen in any collab. Great job Mandals & Alex! ❤👌

    • @ferrosplice8460
      @ferrosplice8460 6 лет назад +5

      The best collab ive ever seen was two science youtubers that both made videos on the same topic and if you played the videos at the exact same time and they were synced it was like they were normally talking to each other. THAT was cool.

    • @MrAllallalla
      @MrAllallalla 6 лет назад

      Poly Gyro who? What videos? You got me interested

    • @ferrosplice8460
      @ferrosplice8460 6 лет назад

      this one - ruclips.net/video/aDorTBEhEtk/видео.html and this one - ruclips.net/video/ihv4f7VMeJw/видео.html just play them at the same time

  • @finalshade8592
    @finalshade8592 7 лет назад +169

    My pick would be Azelf.
    It would give me the willpower to get out of bed in the morning.
    It would give me the willpower to excercise for once.
    It is also a psychic type, so, it could use psychic on my least favourite people.

    • @NijiMarii
      @NijiMarii 7 лет назад +15

      It could also drain the willpower of your enemies and make them totally immobile forever! :3c

    • @akinarii1
      @akinarii1 6 лет назад +1

      same

    • @mariaoramas4691
      @mariaoramas4691 6 лет назад

      Alexander Richmond what about hypnosis on your enemies they will do your bidding!

    • @youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575
      @youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575 6 лет назад

      Yea but azelf would remember EVERYTHING how many cookies you ate at crishmash and way more

    • @Amber7H
      @Amber7H 5 лет назад +3

      you could wish for that

  • @hugogervasio1310
    @hugogervasio1310 7 лет назад +72

    Key, heart, door, uhm, I wonder if Kelfki is a fan of Kingdom Hearts....well, certainly Rotom is a big fan (*BA DUM, TSS)

  • @espurrseyes42
    @espurrseyes42 7 лет назад +67

    After reading over Jirachi's Pokedex entries, there are plenty of problems with it, some of which would easily put it on AuraGuardian's list. For one, some entries state that it'll grant wishes that are written on the wish tags on its head (there are only 3, and they look pretty small, so you'd need to be able to write really small if you want more than 3 wishes) after it wakes up from its hibernation. This wouldn't be a problem if its hibernation weren't for 1000 years, only staying awake for 7 days. Another entries says it can wake up prematurely "if you sing to it in a voice of purity", but this is 2017 in the real world, so it hearing any pure voices isn't happening. And in its movie, it doesn't create what you want, but teleports it from somewhere else, ruling out stuff like immortality and possibly getting you in trouble if you wish for a lot of money. Jirachi and it's wishing powers really aren't that good.

    • @ladyalmaixztelliatheslayer2390
      @ladyalmaixztelliatheslayer2390 7 лет назад +4

      For the movie, I would suggest it's moniker of 'wishmaker' is more related to that it makes wishes rather than it actually granting wishes (I seem to remember it wishing for a friend or something along those lines). In other words, the wishmaker wishes, it does not grant wishes that have been made.

    • @milotic3333
      @milotic3333 7 лет назад

      Denzel Rozier I

    • @red_reaper1729
      @red_reaper1729 4 года назад +2

      Well you could always wish for more wishes;)

    • @BigM5304
      @BigM5304 4 года назад +2

      Based on how Jirachi never really granted any wishes in the movie or anime, I always assumed that even in the Pokemon world Jirachi can't actually grant wishes. It's just a myth people made up.

  • @Retard0721
    @Retard0721 7 лет назад +675

    Alakazam has an IQ of 5000, but it can't learn a fifth move.

    • @lilsonicboom9030
      @lilsonicboom9030 7 лет назад +26

      DimiGames WOW I NEVER HERD THAT BEFORE

    • @johnathoncrow5721
      @johnathoncrow5721 7 лет назад +60

      DimiGames
      But ash's snorlax can

    • @keky259
      @keky259 7 лет назад +4

      Johnathon Crow and Origen red's mega charizard

    • @emet0526
      @emet0526 7 лет назад +21

      alakazam cant dress up, but pikachu can.

    • @Artictoyo
      @Artictoyo 7 лет назад +1

      DimiGames lmao!!!!!!!!

  • @stylojp1385
    @stylojp1385 7 лет назад +259

    actually, if you were to have a meowth, the infinite source of money would cause money to have no value

    • @assasainscreed786
      @assasainscreed786 7 лет назад +60

      No one will know because there is only 1 meowth.

    • @aaronrafferty9362
      @aaronrafferty9362 7 лет назад +54

      Assuming you were the only one to have a meowth, you could probably give yourself a restraining budget. Another millionaire shouldnt harm the economy too much.

    • @timekeeperz9714
      @timekeeperz9714 7 лет назад +15

      or you could use it to get enough money for something you want

    • @NEOredXII
      @NEOredXII 7 лет назад +36

      now you know where did Giovanni get that funds

    • @Tristan7VlogsTristan7Gaming
      @Tristan7VlogsTristan7Gaming 7 лет назад +2

      Ha NEEEERRRRRD

  • @sanketmhamal7257
    @sanketmhamal7257 7 лет назад +54

    but doesn't jirachi go to sleep for a thousand years or something? you acn only use it for like 7 days

    • @espurrseyes42
      @espurrseyes42 7 лет назад +8

      And some Dex entries say that it grants wishes on its wish tags AFTER it awakens. So not only are you limited in how many wishes you can get, but you won't get them until after its 1000 year rest. You can awaken it early "if you sing to it in a voice of purity", but you're not going to find any pure singing (whatever that means) in this day and age in real life.

    • @acupoftea2667
      @acupoftea2667 7 лет назад +7

      Yeah what with all the autotune going around...

    • @assasainscreed786
      @assasainscreed786 7 лет назад +5

      I wish Jirachi is awaken forever

    • @espurrseyes42
      @espurrseyes42 7 лет назад +2

      +1x1x1x1
      Wouldn't work. You'd have to write that on its wish tags, then wait until it awakens 1000 years later. You'll be dead by the time your wish is granted. That'll also probably have some severe effects on Jirachi's health similar to that one Fairly Oddparents episode.

    • @shaymatayo7595
      @shaymatayo7595 7 лет назад

      Denzel Rozier its not only one wish though so you can write for infinite health for it. Yes its greedy but tbh aint' we all

  • @marioguy5443
    @marioguy5443 7 лет назад +92

    You guys are aware that soft boiled is only a move that works on the user right. I guess in the show that the move works differently to your parameters, but not in the game. wouldn't Audino with heal pulse have been a better option. it is also a medical professional

    • @rajchow1
      @rajchow1 7 лет назад

      marioguy 54 but audino is just bad

    • @emperorpalpatine2957
      @emperorpalpatine2957 7 лет назад +19

      if you have a chansy or a blissy in your party and your pokemon are low on health you could use soft boiled to restore it's health

    • @marioguy5443
      @marioguy5443 7 лет назад

      Emperor Palpatine where is that ever specified, the move description states that it heals the users hp by 50%

    • @emperorpalpatine2957
      @emperorpalpatine2957 7 лет назад +14

      I only figured it out in 4th gen It said I could use soft boiled then it asked me which pokemon it should be used on it took some of Chansy's health and gave it to the pokemon I selected.

    • @cataglia
      @cataglia 7 лет назад

      marioguy 54 Yeah

  • @zacharymohammadi
    @zacharymohammadi 5 лет назад +25

    Me: * has meowth *
    Hyperinflation: I’m bouta end this man’s whole career

  • @louckykoneko
    @louckykoneko 7 лет назад +54

    Absol is not on the list? I really expected it. best pokemon, it can warn you ahead of time if stuff is about to go wrong! also, it's a warm floofy soft cat, that gets it bonus points.

    • @whimsicalchronicles8798
      @whimsicalchronicles8798 7 лет назад

      just cause it warns you ahead doesnt mean u can always avoid it and if u had a jirachi just wish away whatever disaster was about to happen

    • @negamewtwo5535
      @negamewtwo5535 7 лет назад +6

      You have to consider, it doesn't say WHAT the disaster is, only that one is coming. But I agree, I would love to have an absol

    • @assasainscreed786
      @assasainscreed786 7 лет назад

      Toxic FruitCake Yeah and also Celebi can go back to stop the disaster.

    • @louckykoneko
      @louckykoneko 7 лет назад +4

      Good point. Then I think a Jirachi would be best, because you can wish for an Absol, Absol can warn you for things about to happen, and you can ask Jirachi to prevent it. Almost foolproof

    • @marshycat-0
      @marshycat-0 7 лет назад +4

      Dude, Absol has basically a giant sword on his head...

  • @rickbaerends3395
    @rickbaerends3395 7 лет назад +63

    Just a question but where is Suicune it has the power to purify all water

    • @poninefreak3321
      @poninefreak3321 7 лет назад +2

      Rick2 Games I was thinking the same thing!

    • @Dollightful
      @Dollightful 7 лет назад +9

      Ooh good point! The world could definitely use that power. :D

    • @tipjrjr326
      @tipjrjr326 6 лет назад

      Wooplash i mean.... So can my kitchen.... For 3 paymemts of 9.99 at least.

    • @bodylovervelde2902
      @bodylovervelde2902 5 лет назад +2

      Or how about shamin, that pokemon can filter the air and over time heal itself of the toxic gases

    • @leahhorton5938
      @leahhorton5938 5 лет назад

      @@Dollightful Hello! Love the channel and work!

  • @ncredible_wins5329
    @ncredible_wins5329 7 лет назад +65

    But Jirachi will be awake once a thousand years though

    • @mi1kyj037
      @mi1kyj037 7 лет назад +33

      and only for a week (if I recall correctly) but then again.... couldn't you wish for jirachi to be awake forever!?

    • @Xigzagamer
      @Xigzagamer 7 лет назад +3

      there has to be some limitation

    • @a.r.d.project4986
      @a.r.d.project4986 7 лет назад +5

      J GAMER XONE why? Nerfing Jirachi just how you nerfed Talonflame?

    • @Xigzagamer
      @Xigzagamer 7 лет назад +1

      one I am not nerfing jirachi two I am not the one who nerfed talonflame who do you think I am a Pokemon company employee I know a lot about Pokemon but I ain't no employee of the company

    • @VirtualStepdad
      @VirtualStepdad 7 лет назад

      just wish that it wont fall asleep again

  • @awesomebluelasercookie8348
    @awesomebluelasercookie8348 6 лет назад +21

    Also something about alakazam’s spoons
    According to its Pokédex entry, ANYTHING U EAT WITH ALAKAZAM’S SPOON ANYTHING U EAT IS TASTY 😋

    • @Sharkfrm609
      @Sharkfrm609 3 года назад +1

      AND if physic types control things with its mind u can make it get all 7’s in casinos

  • @croodhart
    @croodhart 7 лет назад +26

    you know what heath care is also free and easy
    Canada's

  • @Chronoflation
    @Chronoflation 7 лет назад +11

    I just want a pet rockruff, though I can't deny that I wouldn't love hoopa warping me to work, the gym, the bank or grocery store. No gas bills would be wonderful and all the time I'd save not traveling would be awesome. That's like, 10% of the time I spend alive. Then again, Haunter makes me immortal... then again again, Jirachi makes wishes come true, and I can wish for either eternal life or the exact type of afterlife I want. That'd be awesome, no more crippling fear of death, yay

  • @batbunny3214
    @batbunny3214 7 лет назад +59

    Finally, I can escape prison....
    ...Wait, wha-? No, no no Mr Prison guard I was not looking at a youtube video to get free spoons instead of a skeleton key... hehe :)

    • @Amber7H
      @Amber7H 5 лет назад +1

      me: **in prison**
      me: Jirachi, summon a clefki.

    • @xaropevic7918
      @xaropevic7918 4 года назад +1

      You should wished an Alakazam to do that in a way of being not accused or in a honest way.If it was to be rich, you may wish a meowth would avoid the prison in first place anyways

    • @robertlupa8273
      @robertlupa8273 2 года назад

      @@Amber7H why not just wish for teleporting you out of prison

  • @LRBowas
    @LRBowas 7 лет назад +14

    What about Dialga in Mystery Dungeon 2 where he returns the main character from not existing at the end of part 1?

    • @lcave0543
      @lcave0543 7 лет назад +1

      Bowas or the Pokemon movie arceus and the jewel of life 💎

  • @thenerdbeast7375
    @thenerdbeast7375 7 лет назад +56

    Also isn't all time travel evil because you unsettle the universe, make sure billions of lives are never born and ultimately create an unsustainable paradox that does more harm than good?

    • @Artictoyo
      @Artictoyo 7 лет назад +10

      The Nerd Beast who gives a fuck everyone is selfish and full of greed anyway

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 7 лет назад +12

      In the one movie I´ve seen where Celebi appears, its time travel didn´t change history at all, despite it taking people from the past into the present or people from the present back in time, don´t know which way it went, all I know is that Ash met Professor Oak, but Oak was Ash´s age.
      Celebi´s time travel abbility obviously prevents paradoxes, and even if you would accidentally cause one, Dialga is there to step in and save time. Or Giratina just pulls the problem into the Distortion World, where it wouldn´t be a problem anymore. Or Arceus creates a second universe.
      Speaking of which, Arceus obviously created Celebi, so it knew what could happen, and most likely put in a failsafe to prevent Celebi from destroying the universe t created.

    • @mezasepkmn
      @mezasepkmn 7 лет назад +4

      The Nerd Beast Nope, Multiverse theory.

    • @Car-rp8dg
      @Car-rp8dg 6 лет назад

      You are right theriomancer

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 7 лет назад +7

    Someone: Jirachi i want a better number 1
    Me: YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!

  • @Volcanic_Rave
    @Volcanic_Rave 7 лет назад +36

    Wouldn't the meowth thing cause inflation, ultimately making that currency useless after x point? (I may be wrong, I'm no economical expert or anything)

    • @armorchompy2647
      @armorchompy2647 7 лет назад +4

      Mariomaniac88 It would take an absurd amount of Pay Day to inflate the currency this much.

    • @apotato2478
      @apotato2478 7 лет назад +2

      says the person who has a game based on him and money

    • @justas423
      @justas423 6 лет назад +4

      Mariomaniac88 if you use it wisely it won't make infinite inflation

    • @karendoesstuff344
      @karendoesstuff344 6 лет назад +1

      Keep the only meouth to yourself

    • @Car-rp8dg
      @Car-rp8dg 6 лет назад +1

      You could not get infinite money because you would make money useless and someone would probably try stealing the meowth

  • @firefoxyt6600
    @firefoxyt6600 7 лет назад +11

    loved that honedge reference...
    you two are great!

  • @knoxgarfallen3355
    @knoxgarfallen3355 7 лет назад +42

    Actually Dialga controls all forms of time. As well as: Yes it can bring people along. *cough* arceus movie *cough*

    • @chrishanson5846
      @chrishanson5846 7 лет назад +1

      robloxfan2005 it still is a movie you genwunner.

    • @chrishanson5846
      @chrishanson5846 7 лет назад +1

      Aldrin Rocky genwunner

    • @chrishanson5846
      @chrishanson5846 7 лет назад +2

      Aldrin Rocky I think you don't know what a bait is.

    • @DrRoomfoam
      @DrRoomfoam 4 года назад

      these people

    • @trent800
      @trent800 4 года назад

      @Justin Lopez I mean its heartbeat keeps time going so I am sure it will be fine

  • @bolbyballinger
    @bolbyballinger 7 лет назад +40

    When you think about it Meowth is probably one of the most dangerous Pokemon ever conceived. The inflation rate it can cause would result in everything costing a shot ton, negating the extra money, and force everyone without a Meowth into extreme poverty as they literally couldn't afford anything.
    Meowth is terrifying.

    • @firefoxyt6600
      @firefoxyt6600 7 лет назад +4

      it will only be ONE meowth...

    • @bolbyballinger
      @bolbyballinger 7 лет назад +1

      They talked about making Bill Gates look poor though. I haven't run the math but I assume that conjuring up enough money to make one of the richest people on earth look poor would lead to some nasty inflation.

    • @shaymatayo7595
      @shaymatayo7595 7 лет назад

      Bolby Ballinger but tbh how easy is it to find Meowth and catch. Heck you find a Meowth in the gutter in the anime and it can also fix poverty if there was only one meowth in the world use Pay Day get money pay for flights go to poor countries use pay day make them rich.

    • @pepe2veces
      @pepe2veces 7 лет назад

      Meowth is way too slow making money for this to be a problem, for example you should use this move continually for about 6 weeks just to buy a bike... so it's really useless

    • @jacobimel3553
      @jacobimel3553 7 лет назад

      True.

  • @scarzgaming411
    @scarzgaming411 7 лет назад +18

    9:14 uhhh....thought it said somethin else 😂

  • @JopStoffels
    @JopStoffels 7 лет назад +46

    Why isn't Torchic in Darumaka's place? I mean, it keeps you warm too, but instead of putting it's poop in your clothes you hug it. And let's be honest, who wouldn't want to hug a fluffy little chicken?

    • @a.r.d.project4986
      @a.r.d.project4986 7 лет назад +8

      Jop Stoffels make nuggets with it

    • @drewbydoo8945
      @drewbydoo8945 7 лет назад

      Nah too tiny, I think combuskin would be better :)

    • @loveruwi
      @loveruwi 7 лет назад

      Drew Groeling-Stanford you wanna hug a cute little chick in puberty before it beats puberty and become w awesome fighter chicken

    • @drewbydoo8945
      @drewbydoo8945 7 лет назад

      Hisashi Ishiguro I was talking about eating combuskin, i'd rather hug torchic, but combuskin i'd rather eat lol, he looks so delicious.

    • @loveruwi
      @loveruwi 7 лет назад

      Drew Groeling-Stanford ohh lol

  • @awesomeowl2k
    @awesomeowl2k 7 лет назад +10

    Also Alicazam could do your taxes and homework

  • @arnodoesyoutube
    @arnodoesyoutube 7 лет назад +11

    Alex:Are you always unpopular? Well now you have a fan!
    Me: *cringes*

    • @Account-1536
      @Account-1536 7 лет назад +3

      Arno Cuppens GOD DAMMIT BARB!!!

    • @shaymatayo7595
      @shaymatayo7595 7 лет назад

      Arno Cuppens well I supposed that was a bit *overcooked*
      *BADUM TSHHHHH*

    • @shaymatayo7595
      @shaymatayo7595 7 лет назад

      Arno Cuppens well I supposed that was a bit *overcooked*
      *BADUM TSHHHHH*

    • @shaymatayo7595
      @shaymatayo7595 7 лет назад +1

      Well I suppose that pun was *overcooked*
      *badum tsssss*

    • @shaymatayo7595
      @shaymatayo7595 7 лет назад

      Im legendary

  • @lemon_juice0925
    @lemon_juice0925 7 лет назад +34

    Blastoise is Useful
    Because I need a friend
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    liek if u cri evrytiem

    • @warmbagvevo9777
      @warmbagvevo9777 6 лет назад

      lol nice reference

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 6 лет назад

      This is the "if Blastoise was my dad, things would be different around here", right?

  • @victikirby15
    @victikirby15 7 лет назад +15

    Yo when is top ten op gen 5 legendaries

  • @droppe3405
    @droppe3405 5 лет назад +4

    The thing with the honedge was very clever

  • @Mizari27
    @Mizari27 7 лет назад +17

    is that crash soundtrack it the end

    • @ArchinaGM
      @ArchinaGM 7 лет назад +2

      That sounds like the Mr Dark theme from Rayman to me. watch?v=4VaORfVGok8

    • @Mizari27
      @Mizari27 7 лет назад +1

      nope it is crash bash theme i heard mr dark theme it is close

    • @ArchinaGM
      @ArchinaGM 7 лет назад +3

      I heard a crash theme before #1, yet the last two minutes of the video is Mr Dark's theme.

    • @TheUntitled100
      @TheUntitled100 7 лет назад +2

      There was the sewer level music from Crash 2 during Number 9's entry.

    • @AlmightyMandals
      @AlmightyMandals  7 лет назад +2

      It's the Mr. Dark theme from Rayman

  • @Kawaiitwo
    @Kawaiitwo 4 года назад +3

    8:10
    **Looks of disapproval from MandJTV.**

  • @kuyajayden8442
    @kuyajayden8442 7 лет назад +11

    Hehehe, ik where the honedge is

  • @jacinsertnamehere8407
    @jacinsertnamehere8407 7 лет назад +5

    Wow I see how you linked the two videos. Kudos.

  • @paulgirtu2463
    @paulgirtu2463 7 лет назад +2

    Looool, the reffrence with da' hoopa in the other vid xD

  • @nexirall3431
    @nexirall3431 7 лет назад +6

    7:40 or whatever: I almost NEVER consider such things in the anime canon. Just sayin', ya know I'm sayin'?

    • @werisekk3
      @werisekk3 7 лет назад +2

      X-Linn Maybe that's why Team Rocket always had enough money to build/purchase crazy machinery, robots, submarines etc!

    • @nexirall3431
      @nexirall3431 7 лет назад

      Ruby Clarie and how? I don't understand your point? :/

    • @werisekk3
      @werisekk3 7 лет назад

      X-Linn Aww damn. You were talking about Haunter. For some reason, the time took me to Meowths entry. I thought you were talking about the eternal money possibility. Sorry, my bad.

    • @nexirall3431
      @nexirall3431 7 лет назад

      Ruby Clarie Oh. OK.

  • @RevengeRaptorREAL
    @RevengeRaptorREAL 5 лет назад +2

    Here's some bonus Pokemon you could probably put into its own "Honorable Mentions" section:
    *Minccino,* the fluffy little chinchilla that actually deliberately helps you clean wherever it goes! It's LITERALLY a sentient feather duster. Not much more uses than being a sweeper, duster, and a cute companion, but it's perfect enough in my book and saves me the trouble of having to do some of my chores.
    *Any Pokemon that has Teleport,* hands down. I don't need to get into the fine details, because using your imagination is the pure fun of it all. Just think of the possibilities.
    *Milotic* is a Pokemon that, while not only drop-dead gorgeous, can actually end any conflicts that ails you or others with a peaceful resolution. This twenty foot long (or six meter long) serpent is described as having the ability to calm feelings of intense anger or conflicts by releasing a wave of energy to calm them. It's the best way to solve things in a reasonable way, hands down.
    *Jigglypuff* is a LOT better of a Pokemon than you might think it is, and here's why: You're having a stressful night, running on no sleep for any number of reasons (maybe even insomnia), but your buddy Jigglypuff has got your back, and you'll have a nice rest in no time thanks to the lullaby. This can be nice for anyone suffering from sleep problems.
    *Meloetta* is an alternative for people who aren't looking for resolving their sleep patterns, but still want something musical by their side. Both graceful and cute in its own way, Meloetta is purely the Pokemon of song, and that's it. But that, alone, can be its own marvel to appreciate. If you're a heavy music nerd looking for inspiration, tips, or even just a partner to play alongside, then Meloetta is the best partner for anyone of that criteria.
    *Gogoat* separates itself from other rideable Pokemon for a number of reasons: It's not physically dangerous to sit on or stand near (like Rapidash), it isn't too overly large (like many others), and it actually shows a sense of empathy that most Pokemon don't show in the same way. Not only is it a great ride partner that could probably take you effortlessly anywhere at a relatively nice speed, but it's also described as being able to very closely understand how you are feeling, therefore showing close-bonded empathy for you. It's a goat that cares!
    *Xerneas,* and I have reason why. I know you just said that Haunter is _somehow_ better than Xerneas, but hear me out. Xerneas is the GOD of life, and this means it can revive your dead plants, bring back your dead relatives or friends, or even just overall be your undoubted life support. I like to see Xerneas as the perfect motherly figure, in the sense that, if you or something else happens, "she's" there to help you out. And I think, in my opinion, that is just the best kind of partner to ever have in your life. No pun intended.

  • @kyrakia5507
    @kyrakia5507 7 лет назад +7

    Do you know where else you can find free and easy healthcare?
    Litterally anywhere but the US (or N Korea I suppose)

    • @jonathanphoniex2909
      @jonathanphoniex2909 7 лет назад +2

      What about mexico? here doctores don't do anything

    • @Account-1536
      @Account-1536 7 лет назад +3

      Jonathan Phoniex or Brasil

    • @leusher9024
      @leusher9024 6 лет назад

      At least there the healthcare works. Here in Brazil even if you pay it kinda sucks XD

  • @jilloliver6685
    @jilloliver6685 5 лет назад +3

    2:25
    The pokemon at is the savior of homeless people

  • @jannicksmid8131
    @jannicksmid8131 7 лет назад +6

    Uhm, maybe I'm mistaken, but ever watch the movies of the fourth gen? Especially the one about the jewel of life. Where Ash, Dawn, Brock, and that other girl who's name I forgot are sent back in time, by Dialga, to stop the betrayal on Arceus and bring back the jewel? That, although it is the anime, proves that Dialga can let others time travel too.

  • @legomanwhohateskpop1532
    @legomanwhohateskpop1532 7 лет назад +1

    me:celebi bring me back in time.
    celebi:?
    me:Finnaly I get to eat that burrito again

  • @James-sy8nx
    @James-sy8nx 7 лет назад +4

    4:33 um the arceus movie?

    • @James-sy8nx
      @James-sy8nx 7 лет назад

      Yea but he was in the movie bringing them to the past

    • @James-sy8nx
      @James-sy8nx 7 лет назад

      But he was saying that dialga coundent because he cant teleport others

  • @nohatmortis5911
    @nohatmortis5911 5 лет назад +1

    Me: jirachi i wish for a mega stone
    Jirachi: k
    Me: alakazam mega evolve
    MegaAlakazam:more spoon for you

  • @Helm-0
    @Helm-0 7 лет назад +7

    "Mega stones don't exist in the real world" neither does pokemon.

    • @Zoroark_Master
      @Zoroark_Master 7 лет назад +3

      this video talk about a pokemon appearing in the real world

    • @avinashcalidas2055
      @avinashcalidas2055 7 лет назад +1

      zoroark MASTER Right, but if they're describing a hypothetical situation anyway, why not also assume that a mega stone will appear in the real world.

    • @tipjrjr326
      @tipjrjr326 6 лет назад

      Helm-0 shhhhhhhhhhhhhh urbno phun

  • @SilentImmortal-
    @SilentImmortal- 7 лет назад +2

    Well as it said on Honedge's Dex..
    "Drains life force out of anything when touched."

  • @ninjiinc.8883
    @ninjiinc.8883 4 года назад +3

    Haunter can let you .... G O I N T O T H E G I R L S B A T H R O O M

  • @jazyangelargueta8144
    @jazyangelargueta8144 3 года назад +2

    Now that I think about it, lugia and tornadus can give us ultimate wind power.
    Calyrex could help starving nations because they will surely believe in him as soon as the see what he can do.
    And there are so many positive things like how child kidnapping could be dramatically reduced, firefighters could help any body out, heck even people in the science industry can help find so many things! (If only they were real....)

  • @AhmedHussain-ju6xd
    @AhmedHussain-ju6xd 3 года назад +2

    3:55
    This is actually true and not sarcasm. If an alakazam trusts you it gives you one of it's spoons and anything you eat with it will be delicious

  • @thanos6635
    @thanos6635 7 лет назад +1

    Subscribe just cause of the puns xD. I am now, a FAN of you xP

  • @justjohn05
    @justjohn05 7 лет назад +2

    There is a new game called Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon coming in November 17,2017!

  • @commanderpeashooter2247
    @commanderpeashooter2247 5 лет назад +1

    i would think uxie would be very useful. think about it, its a bringer of knowledge so it would make us really smart. just don't look into its eyes when it decides to open them for some reason.

  • @alexlee8353
    @alexlee8353 6 лет назад +2

    What about Victini?
    HA! VICTORY IS MINE!

  • @XxTheCupidKidxX
    @XxTheCupidKidxX 6 лет назад +1

    Now let me bring up something I just thought of for Hoopa. Yes confined form can still use the hoops, but for the full potential, you don’t have access to the Prison Bottle. This is mostly because you put the unbound form in for the hoopa spot tho since I’m sure confined can still be just as useful.

  • @MellowL
    @MellowL 3 года назад +1

    A combo of Ditto and Alakazam would be extremely useful. It could teach Ditto ANYTHING that's possible.
    Forgot your book at home? Alakazam memorized it easy and taught it to Ditto in it's entirety! (The reason I say it would sound easy is because it's possible that Alakazam, if it had the right psychic move, could probably transfer it's knowledge to anyone or anything in seconds)

  • @crimsonbunnyscratch1332
    @crimsonbunnyscratch1332 7 лет назад +1

    Alakazam's entry on this list just re-confirms my reasons for wanting one however, I will defend the fact that for the same reasons plus metagross serves the same functions and may even be better for real life. Metagross is literally a supercomputer, is physically stronger than poor alakazam is and um.... it's death wouldn't be slow gruesome and brutal like an alakazam's (Seeing as alakazam's brain grows until basically it's head bursts) so um... yeah metagross too. Or Abra itself is just like having a cute little cat that sleeps all day and has telekinesis and some amount of telepathy and I could live with an abra too X\\D just bring it to class and have it float all of my art stuff above us with telekinesis. not to mention the fact you could also use it to just... teleport, anywhere. Who needs endless cash if you only have to spend enough money to clothe yourself and find clean enough water to drink? you could teleport to places all over including deserted islands where you can get free food if you're skilled enough (At the very least fruits), you'd never ever have to spend money on travel even to your place of work, you'd always be early or at least on time, so you'd end up like the employee of the month, better travel environmentally than any form of vehicle, honestly abra is a 2 in one package seeing as it would be one of a few pokemon capable of evolving in the real world (just give it a gba link cable as a kadabra if you really want to and send it to spend the day with a friend) and you'd honestly never even have to evolve it to benefit from a pet abra XD which means no exploding brain. I'd totally have a pet abra and just.. keep it as an abra

  • @kawaiidevil15
    @kawaiidevil15 6 лет назад +1

    In the pokémon movie "Arceus and the jewel of life" Dialga is shown to be able to send other to the past. But I agree on Celebi being a better choice, since in real life the crystals in the pokéball do not exist, meaning that pokéballs wouldn't be able to fulfil there purpose in the real world.
    Nice video :)

  • @rudybakin5070
    @rudybakin5070 6 лет назад +1

    Pretty sure one can argue the Jirachi point. In the anime, which you said you were using, Jirachi gets tired after granting wishes, which, if your wish had unintended side effects, could be a huge problem; they got off easy in the anime with putting the candy back. This makes a nice segue into wishes. In the anime, it is explained that Jirachi isn't actually granting wishes so much as using his psychic powers to fulfill the desire as best as he understands it (which doesn't mean good for you; May in the movie). Since psychic power is clearly limited, there will be a limit on what those wishes will bring you.

  • @kriz2432
    @kriz2432 3 года назад +1

    No Victini?? He makes you just WIN everything... not saying it should overthrow Jirachi, but maybe 2nd place?? Lol.

  • @EdenBluefire
    @EdenBluefire 6 лет назад +1

    Celebi would definitly not be better than Dialga . Lil reminder : Dialga CONTROLS time . He is litterally the reason why time even exists !! Also in the 12th movie we see him sending people back in time .

  • @encyclopedia7116
    @encyclopedia7116 7 лет назад +1

    The problem with Hoopa (Unbound) is that it is a very destructive monster. Now, if we got Hoopa in its confined form without needing the Prison Bottle, this would be much safer, since it doesn't have any evil intentions and can't bring as much destruction.

  • @MasterJason17
    @MasterJason17 6 лет назад +1

    Alakazam's spoon makes everything Delicious

  • @therealchristian1
    @therealchristian1 5 лет назад +1

    What about landorus and Tapu Bulu bringing back the trees. Send Kyurem to the South Pole and send regice and articuno to the north. We could solve a lot of problems. Get ho-oh to make like 10 suicunes and have them do their roaming legendary thing and clean up the earth.

  • @Umbraminf
    @Umbraminf 5 лет назад +1

    Guys, how much PP can pay have? You would need lots of ether, by the way, do you think the money is stolen? Or meawth hurt itself to make money? Like, when the coin from it's head is taken in the anime it was no good.

  • @purpleproductions4744
    @purpleproductions4744 7 лет назад +1

    I would personally want a Goodra as a pet!
    They're so big and cuddly, and extremely powerful, and very caring for their trainers!

  • @masters1066
    @masters1066 6 лет назад +1

    Bro victini is so much more useful just buy a lottery ticket and you win victini makes you win everything you would win life and have the best life possible at least make it number two!

  • @pokemonmaster4339
    @pokemonmaster4339 7 лет назад +1

    In Arceus and the Jewel of life, Dialga sent Ash, Brock, and Dawn back in time. Celebi isn't the only one who does it.

  • @itsthenewisaiah12
    @itsthenewisaiah12 5 лет назад +1

    If you had a Jirachi you could wish for another Pokémon lol how did you miss that 😂
    Also just saying not trying to be rude.

  • @constellious
    @constellious 6 лет назад +1

    I wish for....:
    Getting straight As on school
    Make my parents proud
    Defeat my mortal enemies
    Marry a hot ass chick
    Be imortal
    Be the new goverment
    Rule the world
    Kill my newest enemies
    And more

  • @doukzu
    @doukzu 7 лет назад +1

    I honestly would have thought Zorua or Zoroark would have taken ditto's spot because it's been shown Zorua can talk without the ability telepathy. That and it _seems_ more... Emotional than ditto?
    In any case I liked the list!~

  • @kylehagerty1582
    @kylehagerty1582 6 лет назад +1

    but see, the pp of payday would run out, and in the real world there are no pp restoring items or pokemon centers
    so FUCK that

  • @trishenriquez0908
    @trishenriquez0908 5 лет назад +1

    How about the Timber line. Aren't they builders, so they can fix any building.

  • @farahahmedkarim377
    @farahahmedkarim377 3 года назад +1

    What about Azelf, Uxie and Mesprit? Willpower, emotion, and knowledge. Best combo ever

  • @TheRichmaster24
    @TheRichmaster24 7 лет назад +1

    I wouldn't mind having Shaymin or Suicune; healing nature would probably be worth a lot

  • @twomuchcoco2764
    @twomuchcoco2764 6 лет назад +1

    Gardevoir is basically a bf/gf and it can heal you plus the fact it isn’t affected by gravity so it can fly

  • @arcom9944
    @arcom9944 5 лет назад +1

    But Victini... You can literally never lose at anything ever again, also infinite energy

  • @unmazkd6767
    @unmazkd6767 5 лет назад

    Except for the fact that Jirachi only wakes up once every 1000 years

  • @alesandrodemoor
    @alesandrodemoor 6 лет назад +1

    I think the most useful pokemon is Arceus, because it can create any pokemon you want, when you want!