As a non native english speaker I have to tell you that when you learn english it is in your best interest to not question why some word is pronounced the way it is
English is an Amalgamation of other languages, that is why it is the most descriptive, because you can express words whose meanings were formed in nearly every place that thought exists. That is also why it doesn’t seem to have a simple phonetic scheme.
@@matthewwaller8784 I wouldn't call english the most descriptive language but I get what you are saying. My native language is Polish and I can assure you there are much more grammar rules, diminutives and forms of verbs than in english. Sometimes you have over 30 variations of the same verb which may be also very confusing, but we don't write and speak in two different ways.
I feel like Ghoti doesn’t work, because isn’t ti only pronounced “sh” when it’s tion And maybe same with t being “ch”, because it only really does that when it’s ctu, since ch is easier to pronounce that ctu Maybe I’m wrong though
@@WolfgangDoW hide your vocabs, hide your verbs. Hide you adjectives and hide in your tolot. For English is coming, it will be here soon. in the dark alley, under the moon. It riffles and trifles, steals and plunders. Tis the language, spoken down under. English is coming, it will be here soon. English is coming, it’s coming for you.
@PURGE It is a unnatural being from the stars of the cosmos. Its intelligence is too strong for us mere mortals to comprehend. We must bow before the VSauce, for he knows all and will guide us into the future.
Monstrous!! (That's the first M in mnemonic, the second O in chocolate, the N in damn! the S in apropos the TR is true the OU in coup the S in bourgeois)
"Well, considering that cannibalism is known to cause problems, and newborns would be lacking in nutritional value, the answer is, of course, no... HOWEVER..."
@@marvikgjhhh "... is it really cannibalism if all it's eating is itself. Which begs the question: 'am I a cannibal if I chew my nails?' How about, if I chew YOUR nails? Just what are nails anyway? The earliest known nails were not made of metal, but were wooden dowels used..." Meanwhile we're sitting here both 🧐 "Mmmhmm. Yes, I see." and 😵💫 "Whaaaa...???"
Everybody that learns english as 2nd or 3rd language knows its a fucked up language. An i say this with swiss german as first and french as second language.
@@parsley8188 yeah but they make sense because unlike English, French has spelling rules, combination of letters form new sounds, etc... Learn the rules and you can generally spell most words. In English meanwhile, there is none of that, they just borrowed words without taking into account the spelling logics English had. Probably related to the fact that English never had an official spelling/institution in charge of standardising the English language. Sometimes in English an entire set of letters are skipped in the middle of the word for no explanations. There are also words borrowed from French that originally had no silent letters in it that English added for some reasons.
There is something kinda close. Spoken accents transcribed by phonetics instead of the proper English words. A few older books did it like Finnigan's Wake and Paradise but it's making a comeback with memes about mumble rappers, politicians, and some other stuff where the target's lack of proper pronunciation is transcribed as the phonetics.
@@gwen9642 He already made a video so many years ago explaining why a flat disk with the mass and density of a whole planet would be physically impossible, the laws of physics would just cause that mass to collapse on into itself, creating a spheroid.
My favorite thing to come out of the Norman conquest is that "peasant" meat like chicken is just called chicken, while we *still* use French terms for things like beef because of the Norman nobility
@@rorysmith1709 Usually a reform happens when the letters written are no longer the letters spoken, so a reform brings them back to how it should be so each letter in a word sound like the local speaker pronounces them.
@@rorysmith1709 You basically take every word in the language and give them new, consistent spellings. You find them in languages that have a central authority, like French. English doesn't have a central authority. We had some partial spelling reforms in the 1800s in the United States. As dictionaries became more common, some publishers changed the way words were spelled to make things more consistent/similar.... like removing u from colour to make color
@@rorysmith1709 it's when America changed colour" to "color," "centre" to "center," "defence" to "defense," "plough" to "plow," "draught" to "draft" and "gaol" to "jail." Webster's became different from Oxford's.
"Give a Monkey a Typewriter, and it'll eventually Write the Words of Shakespeare" "Give a Cat a Piano and it'll eventually play the Movements of Stravinsky's Septet"
@@dutch_and_dimessomeday day will get the results we need. Then somehow give a hamster a calculator and it’ll somehow crack the code from the cia building or something
Like 15 years ago my cat typed a legit sentence while I was playing world of warcraft. She typed it in the guild chat, and everyone was really confused. Almost no one believed it was my cat. It was just a simple sentence like "this is it" or something similar to that. Still blew my mind though lol.
I need an entire language crafted out of this sort of insanity. It sounds like perfectly fine English when spoken, but when written, it looks like a code even Alan Turing couldn't've cracked
@@ericburton1244incorrect. We can use clocks to perceive time, see time pass us by via days/weeks/months/years but not centuries and longer. 4th Dimensional entities can see *and* control time itself. They can easily move themselves from the beginning of the starting line to the finish line in what we would see as less than a second while we are still running along the track, like we would if we had the technology to break into lower dimensions.
Hard mode? No, this is like opening the board game Sorry, reading one rule that says “you can attack other players from your start and take their place” and just doing that Willy nilly. Those letters make unexpected sounds because of the entirety of the world manipulates their sound. Pulling them out of context removes that.
@@vogelfaenger6830xcept that those are not rules, you just memorize each case. Those are exceptions to the rules, and English has far more exceptions than rules
Hey Vsauce sans here! Where is my brother? well to anwser that a human child murdered him because they are what is known as a genocider, now a genocider is a person who kills out of fun, which is Sans-ational towards them... (oh wait i can't stop smiling...)
Lmao these pronunciation inconsistencies surprisingly weren't a problem for me, guess it's because I've been learning English since I was 3 but your point makes a lot of sense
@@Cantripping correct answer, people act as if English is this extremely crazy language with no logic and use the ghoti example, but it's just a misunderstanding of how context can change the way letters sound
Let's be honest, English doesn't make sense. You write cat and prenounce KAT. But you also write Celsius and you prenounce C correctly. Then you write Crocodile but you prenounce KROKODILE. There's many examples and I think it's because of lack of letters for specific sounds you want to make while speaking English.
@@filipnowak3748 the reason is history. The English were influenced by the cultures of Europe and learned to write from them, but, unlike German, they kept all the baggage that came with it. Then, on top of that, they had their own changes that happened to the language over time and didn't change their spelling. That and loanwords are how we got to where we are now.
@@blulikefriendlyhit1213 only one precedes an i. A Giant Ginger giraffe named Georgio: Gibberish. GIF. Also, it doesn't even matter anyways. As shown in the Vsauce video, letters can have insane pronunciations. But it's a fact that GIF was literally named after the peanut butter. "Choosey animators choose GIF." was the tagline from the creator. Lol
Oed the gh?
Translation pls
I like turtles
Of course Vsauce pins this comment lol
Where is my dictioanryyy
The is gonna blow up so i comment
As a non native english speaker I have to tell you that when you learn english it is in your best interest to not question why some word is pronounced the way it is
Just forward all complaints to the french, its 90% their fault anyhow
English is an Amalgamation of other languages, that is why it is the most descriptive, because you can express words whose meanings were formed in nearly every place that thought exists.
That is also why it doesn’t seem to have a simple phonetic scheme.
@@matthewwaller8784 I wouldn't call english the most descriptive language but I get what you are saying. My native language is Polish and I can assure you there are much more grammar rules, diminutives and forms of verbs than in english. Sometimes you have over 30 variations of the same verb which may be also very confusing, but we don't write and speak in two different ways.
Same
I've been learning english since I was a child so I'm kinda accustomed to it actually
Forecastle
I want an entire book filled with the stupidest spellings you can imagine
I am quite sure Michael is already working on it! Wait for the next Curiousity box.
Me too.
There already is...
The English dictionary
How would you spell hello with this method?
@@srikrishna_97 Good one lmao
petition for this man to play the riddler in the next batman movie
could play a solid lex luthor tbh
@@cement_eater ooo ..interesting
He would give Batman an existential crisis
Poor Batman 😢
- Hello Batman, Riddler here... or am I?
This the official excuse after losing marks for spelling mistakes in English exam
Dude broke the fifth wall and talked to the language creators for this one
fax :skull:
@@just_a_normal_nut wouldnt that be a bit hypocritical coming from you though
@@see-ya-later r/woosh
@@waffledog7756 oh was that a joke 💀
The language “they fear!”
Man's about to make the most confusing coded language
Here before this blows up
Also here
It's called english 😂
I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!
yooo same picture
this is exactly what an english teacher's nightmare is
Bro this is *my* worst nightmare
@@owenhopkins4239 this is *our* worst nightmare
and also a non native english speaker trying to learn English.
My english teacher last year was so cool. He showed us these words and didn't mark someone down for using one in their assignment
Ew, whats that pfp?
I dare anyone here to write an entire book with a great story using forbidden spellings like these.
Tallingj exepedyt (Challenge accepted)
@@no-one-1 Great send me the book when its finished :)
@@vinnietheking Did you ever get the book?
As a non-native speaker, this hurts.
As a native speaker with a grudge against their own language this hurts
@@gungrave6923 sorry about my bad English, it's my first language:(
@@osheridan Sorry about my bad first language, it's English.
As a native speaker, this hurts.
@@Gizzardx0 Cooloe ubaot mi bat gherct langwij, itc Inglish
"Don't worry, the spelling exam won't be that hard."
*The spelling exam*
I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!
yea bro just probably created a synonym for every word
That exam really is like that
@devam8192 that what a really creative comment!😂 I love it🤣
I feel like Ghoti doesn’t work, because isn’t ti only pronounced “sh” when it’s tion
And maybe same with t being “ch”, because it only really does that when it’s ctu, since ch is easier to pronounce that ctu
Maybe I’m wrong though
Teacher “Do you want to learn Spanish?”
Me “No, I’m going to learn Vsaucish.”
That random dumb kid that overheard the conversation: did someone say SAUSAGE!?!?!?
Congrats, vsauce, you turned English into Eldritch
*Unintentionally* summoning an Outer God.
Or IS he?
English is 3 languages stacked in a trenchcoat, it stalks other languages in dark alleyways and rifles thru their pockets for loose vocab
he turned it into ianglase
@@WolfgangDoW hide your vocabs, hide your verbs. Hide you adjectives and hide in your tolot.
For English is coming, it will be here soon. in the dark alley, under the moon.
It riffles and trifles, steals and plunders. Tis the language, spoken down under.
English is coming, it will be here soon.
English is coming, it’s coming for you.
@@robertnett9793 no thanks
Vsauce could literally start spitting out flat out false facts but everyone would believe him as he watches himself burn the world down
At least we'd have waffles!
Are you the one who keeps Waffle House open?
I mean that is pretty much what’s happening in this video lol, it’s not technically accurate
Yeah I can’t even believe this. So dumb
@@Zybuki I meeaaan
VSauce doesn’t age. It simply continues existing
I like how he's just referred to as "it" here
@@purge2481 it's a higher level being...
@PURGE It is a unnatural being from the stars of the cosmos. Its intelligence is too strong for us mere mortals to comprehend. We must bow before the VSauce, for he knows all and will guide us into the future.
I've been watching them for over 10 years now, and yes they're still the same
(this is a good thing)
@:mood. or is it?????????
I love this dude, this one really messed up my brain and gave me anxiety.
At this point, Vsauce can make you believe anything.
"we all exist. Or do we? "
WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?
He is a professional gaslighter
it's michael, we are vsauce.
Tbh anyone with like basic linguistic knowledge can be like "wtf he on about"
Bro's brain has ascended to an unexplored dimension.
yea
Actually, the letters make the sounds cause of the letters next to them
So he's technically wrong
@@legoshorts7818 bro is the definition of 🤓
he ran out of things to talk about from this dimension
If you realize that silent letters are a thing, you can basically write any combination of letters and spell it however you want.
You just hacked the universe.😮
What did you say about my mother?!
Monstrous!!
(That's the first M in mnemonic,
the second O in chocolate,
the N in damn!
the S in apropos
the TR is true
the OU in coup
the S in bourgeois)
@@fragglegoth so, you’re saying “Trou”?
@@TheEpicNoob he’s saying true
Spelling contest:- Spell "Church"
Vsauce:- Tolot
Don't share this to English learning people, they might quit immediately.
nah, dat's ok
there's much, much worse
@@Thought.Strings worse*
@@NX-Delta thx, the irony though XD. I swear it was auto correct
Every ignorant native speaker ever:
This is the moment Michael truly started questioning his actions.
He began asking the real hard hitting questions
Love ur pfp lol
Or did he?
HE BEGAN ASKING
HO 😮
As someone that speaks malay, i would say malay is a phonetically consistent language despite it using the same alphabet as english
Dudes teaching us how to decode Soviet Cyphers at this point
"your new born baby is healthy, or is it?" *intense vsauce music starts playing*
"Your bed is pretty clean or is it" intense vsauce music radits from your bed
"Well, considering that cannibalism is known to cause problems, and newborns would be lacking in nutritional value, the answer is, of course, no... HOWEVER..."
"... babies also have soft spots, which need to harden from nutrition, which means your baby could be a cannibal, BUT..."@@taitano12
Gh can make the f[u]ck sound
*intense vsauce mucis starts playing*
@@marvikgjhhh "... is it really cannibalism if all it's eating is itself. Which begs the question: 'am I a cannibal if I chew my nails?' How about, if I chew YOUR nails? Just what are nails anyway? The earliest known nails were not made of metal, but were wooden dowels used..."
Meanwhile we're sitting here both 🧐 "Mmmhmm. Yes, I see." and 😵💫 "Whaaaa...???"
VSauce is creating his own language
Wdym? He’s just showing us the side of English that is already there, but no one wants to see.
Except for me tbh.
@@generalgrievous8311 i mean, it's english, just used incorrectly. you COULD make your own language based off of that
@@generalgrievous8311 damn we got the Language Lieutenant here
i already did it and its been like 10 days I've been using that
@@jacob6360 I think you meant to say, “Ah yes, the negotiator.”
English Teacher: Spelling rules!
Vsauce: But what if…
English Teacher: Who let him cook again?
But what are grammar rules?
@Dont_click_this_profile I gotchu bro, I wont read your name, dont worry
You mean spelling rules?
@@mdoerkse good point 😅
I love that with every 'Sauces videos, I didn't know I needed it until I see it 😂
Send this to your friends that are learning English as their second language. They will never sleep again.
English is my first language and I’m still never sleeping again
Everybody that learns english as 2nd or 3rd language knows its a fucked up language. An i say this with swiss german as first and french as second language.
r/foundsatan
i have english as a second language and this is kinda dumb
bro, it is my second language, and yep, i will never sleep again, i was like :o wtf, was i wrong all my life?.
This could put an English teacher into a medical coma
Awh hell naw man-
oh shoot.
i hope it puts mine in one
this is truly an english moment of all time
It’s not solely English. French has a boatload of silent letters and different pronunciations.
PAIN
@@parsley8188 nice try. We all know the French don’t exist
The fact this regurgitated shit is still getting thousands of likes gives me secondhand embarrassment
@@parsley8188 yeah but they make sense because unlike English, French has spelling rules, combination of letters form new sounds, etc... Learn the rules and you can generally spell most words. In English meanwhile, there is none of that, they just borrowed words without taking into account the spelling logics English had. Probably related to the fact that English never had an official spelling/institution in charge of standardising the English language. Sometimes in English an entire set of letters are skipped in the middle of the word for no explanations. There are also words borrowed from French that originally had no silent letters in it that English added for some reasons.
First time I see a genuine laugh from this man
Vsauce really shouting "WHY?!" while holding a piece of cardboard saying "HO" 💀💀💀
Isn't that how we call our Ho's? With a why.
Fuck that makes little sense.
Hose
Gonna be great for the next vsauce out of context video
It's actually a commentary on choosing to be a ho. Why be a ho? Why!? lol
@@knaughta.masso-kist5944'cause money!
Someone should make an entire book written like this.
There is something kinda close.
Spoken accents transcribed by phonetics instead of the proper English words. A few older books did it like Finnigan's Wake and Paradise but it's making a comeback with memes about mumble rappers, politicians, and some other stuff where the target's lack of proper pronunciation is transcribed as the phonetics.
I’m gonna report you for horrible ideas 😂
That would end up being complete gibberish but if it had hard set rules at the beginning or end listed it would be interesting
That would be the only book that should actually be banned
I'm gonna do that
there isnt a more iconic man on the internet than vsauce
Rwally he's the only RUclipsr my grandma knows
Chris Chan
Or is it?
So iconic you call him "vsauce" and not his actual name Michael
@@Stod1988 Oh is there?*
BRO IS ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL 😳🇺🇸🦅🤫🧏♂️
Vsauce finally reveals his native language
Broo 💀💀💀
Hahahaaa
VSauce seems to be only guy who could explain flat earthers that Earth is a sphere.
He would rather explain spherists why Earth should be flat.
@@gwen9642 He already made a video so many years ago explaining why a flat disk with the mass and density of a whole planet would be physically impossible, the laws of physics would just cause that mass to collapse on into itself, creating a spheroid.
@@Im-BAD-at-satireso flat earthers are not completely wrong just outdated in that The Earth WAS a disk and it collapsed turning into a sphere lol
@@YoureRightIThinki will believe, for my sanity, that you said that jokingly
@@lekirbgames1644 my exact reaction HAHAHAH
That's what happens when your a germanic language and you adopt French spelling rules.
Underrated comment
My favorite thing to come out of the Norman conquest is that "peasant" meat like chicken is just called chicken, while we *still* use French terms for things like beef because of the Norman nobility
3 languages in a trench coat moment
@@brrrrrr Ah yes, English + German + French = International Language Of Communication
@@colbyboucher6391 Poultry?
"Or is it?"
"Creepy music plays"
Private Language teachers when your card declines:
This is what happens when you haven't had a spelling reform for over 500 years
What is a spelling reform?
@@rorysmith1709 when nations realize their language is poop so they alter/change it
@@rorysmith1709 Usually a reform happens when the letters written are no longer the letters spoken, so a reform brings them back to how it should be so each letter in a word sound like the local speaker pronounces them.
@@rorysmith1709 You basically take every word in the language and give them new, consistent spellings. You find them in languages that have a central authority, like French. English doesn't have a central authority.
We had some partial spelling reforms in the 1800s in the United States. As dictionaries became more common, some publishers changed the way words were spelled to make things more consistent/similar.... like removing u from colour to make color
@@rorysmith1709 it's when America changed colour" to "color," "centre" to "center," "defence" to "defense," "plough" to "plow," "draught" to "draft" and "gaol" to "jail." Webster's became different from Oxford's.
Only Michael can make sense of a cat accidentally walk across the keyboard
"Give a Monkey a Typewriter, and it'll eventually Write the Words of Shakespeare"
"Give a Cat a Piano and it'll eventually play the Movements of Stravinsky's Septet"
hello cat
@@dutch_and_dimessomeday day will get the results we need. Then somehow give a hamster a calculator and it’ll somehow crack the code from the cia building or something
Cats hold the forbidden knowledge
Like 15 years ago my cat typed a legit sentence while I was playing world of warcraft. She typed it in the guild chat, and everyone was really confused. Almost no one believed it was my cat. It was just a simple sentence like "this is it" or something similar to that. Still blew my mind though lol.
Reminds me of my class whenever we have trouble spelling a word that has i and e next to eachother.
"i after e, except after c and in other cases"
I need an entire language crafted out of this sort of insanity. It sounds like perfectly fine English when spoken, but when written, it looks like a code even Alan Turing couldn't've cracked
Aren't many languages like this? Though they don't use the same alphabet.
@@HL1_EP1 №²
Fr like someone reads it out to you and it sounds fine, but you try to read it and it looks like absolute gibberish
Danish
This is just English if you're not a native speaker
Bro turned English into a calculus problem 💀
And made the wavy shape on the graph into an amogus 💀
Kaokyulits
oed
Tutorial on how to give a Non Native speaker a headache:
native sparkers too, not just the non-native speakers
69th like :)
As a non native speaker, I can confirm
As a native this makes me want to cry
@@Zlegotube I was just about to say the same thing 😂
This reminds me of the comedic cleverness of my favorite Cartoon Network show, T T n' To
Michael has come into contact with beings of a higher plain of existence and can now spell in 4D
Oh no! Michael come back to us! ❤
You’re spelling in 4D right now. Length, width, depth, time. We’re 4 dimensional beings already. He would have to be spelling in FIVE (at least!) 🤣🤣🤣
@@ericburton1244incorrect.
We can use clocks to perceive time, see time pass us by via days/weeks/months/years but not centuries and longer.
4th Dimensional entities can see *and* control time itself. They can easily move themselves from the beginning of the starting line to the finish line in what we would see as less than a second while we are still running along the track, like we would if we had the technology to break into lower dimensions.
All I can say to that is _Anuk Su Namun…_
Plain
Imagine if English was phonetically consistant
AHHHHHHHHHH
Uh.... NOPE
Then it wouldn't make any cents
@@FriedrichTheGreatestahhhh I sea what you did there
English needs to be phonetically INconsistent because Oxford and numerous English schools are making heck a lot of money from it.
Man really started going insane in the end
" Why why WHY *WHY* " 💀💀
Ho ho HO HO*
@@dawnstag7267 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@dawnstag7267
is that what santa says when he reads the wish lists?
@@marisakirisame1st yes!!! I now truly understand Santa's feelings towards humanity existence. "HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!" 🤣🤦♂️
@Dont_click_this_profile_ Ok 👌👍
Bro just made me question everything I learned in school
This is how the Irish name their kids
what do you mean!? Caoimhe is a totally normal spelling for a name!!!
Welll- Seán and Sinéad are aren’t THAT bad
Kauywerlei is the name of my irish friend LMAO
Every time I see “Sinead” I immediately read it as “Sine wave”
Polish people just write random letters for example
Grzegorz brżęczyszczykiewicz
⏫
Perfectly normal polish name
“The GH makes a FU- sound.”
Ghuck
F***
Ghk
Ghuque
french: phoqe
Only Michael is capable of unlocking English Hard Mode.
This isn't hard mode, this is something worse.
@@Dexter_Copier it's the heavens fear it's self. The mode "nightmare"
@@TheHopperq He's playing freeplay mode.
Hard mode? No, this is like opening the board game Sorry, reading one rule that says “you can attack other players from your start and take their place” and just doing that Willy nilly.
Those letters make unexpected sounds because of the entirety of the world manipulates their sound. Pulling them out of context removes that.
we're all playing on hard mode already, this is lunatic mode
this video showing up in my feed always makes me laugh seeing michael holding a TOLOT sign
Micheal, look at me Micheal. You don't have to do this. DON'T DO IT MICHEAL
Michael*
@@Michael-js6gp Mykle
@@osheridan emikl
*Mbeyequyl
(Mb from limb, eye from eye, qu from quiche, yl from Pennsylvania)
MICHAEL! *COUGH COUGH GASP* MICHAELLL! DON'T LEAVE ME HE- *COUGH* MICHAEL!
This is what people do whenever they're trying to come up with a new baby name.
Is it just me or do white people come up with the weirdest names?
Or a new gender
dont show this video to elon musk!
y? @@Brugarune
Mans is creating arguments for every kid going to english class.
he isn't
in every language, their are rules when to use which sounds. Or when not to use any sounds.
@@vogelfaenger6830xcept that those are not rules, you just memorize each case. Those are exceptions to the rules, and English has far more exceptions than rules
@@vogelfaenger6830 bro, he's just joking 😐.
@@saiko-no-kami give proper answer like Fryuni. "its just a joke" is not a proper answer.
@@vogelfaenger6830 not mine. We read letters as it is.
Not even scientist will be able decode this 😂😂😂
“If you give a man a ghoti, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to ghoti, you feed him for a lifetime.”
Bro this funny af
Frfr
Ho did you make this
Oed the ghoch?
Why is this making me laugh so hard lmao
How to Vsauce:
1. Ask a question
2. Answer it
3. Make a dad joke
4. Stop smiling
(Do not forget to stare into the persons soul)
fr
Hey Vsauce sans here! Where is my brother? well to anwser that a human child murdered him because they are what is known as a genocider, now a genocider is a person who kills out of fun, which is Sans-ational towards them... (oh wait i can't stop smiling...)
@@AuiryAnimation 😳
@@AuiryAnimationrealistic impression
@@AuiryAnimation epic reference.
Alternate universe:
“This is how I spell church. Heh, it’s wrong”
*video ends*
omg xD
Lol
Underrated
That's funnier than it should be
Lol
This man knows every word in the English dictionary, and knows every sound of every word 💀💀💀
Santa has just been saying “why why why” all along
Santa is in pain
ts makes perfect sense, cus hes tired of delivering presents each year to billions of homes
Santa is the ultimate philosopher
@@Silent-fire1308😂😂😂
underrated comment lmao
"The GH makes a fuck sound."
the way vsauce says it is so funny lol
oed the ghoque?
gh=enough
o=done
que=unique
@@鉨
bi-bisexual
bi-bisexual
bibi now means bye bye
@CalvinIsA4YearOldBabyBoyIRLhe is just joking
I READ THIS COMMENT AS SOON AS THAT PART WAS SAID LOL
I didn’t know santa’s “Ho ho ho!” Is a cry or help
Do you know people laugh if they say .
5555555555 INKT
same pfp W
"Why why why!"
That's what delivering 8 billion gifts in 4 hours does to a mf
@@bunny6820🤣
Bro I started laughing so hard when he said “GH makes the Fu- sound😂
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you make an uncrackable code
My man here giving Ideas
Deadass😂
Codes for days
"uncrackable"
Ah yes the codes even you can't crack .....
''you know what that means...
G H O T I''
-you, me, gas station guy
you, me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner?
Sushi ofcourse!
uh oh, there was a rupee inside of our gas station sushi!
We pass out and wake up in a sewer
we're surrounded by fish
You made every linguist in the world have a collective stroke
I think linguist would rather laugh about it because it's relatable
@@piiinkDeluxe Its both.
they would do both
Its happening in every langage.. in french we have many "old" langage mixed with new age langage.
Lawful good linguists are crying, lawful evil linguists are laughing maniacally, lawful neutral linguists are adding to the chaos cause it’s funny
The English language is a linguistic hellhole
Would hit hard as an encryption
bro's making a whole new language💀
Frr
He is speaking with his galactic might
Only those with infinite knowledge understand it
Nah, bro fixing the English language
Or is he?
Really?? What’s it called
Proof that English is legit formed from the Eldritch beings.
Nobody knows he's gradually summoning Cthulu.
Arabic spelling Looks like something an eldritch being would write if you don’t know what it means
@@Occycatlove it or hate it. Arabic has the most logical spelling
@@Occycat ماذا تعني يا صديقي؟ إنٌها لا تبدو كذلك، بل إنّها كذلك.
This is going to be a terrible night
@@naouelsouilah1828 all these comments making the air around me cold and make me feel like theres vibrations deep below.
Bro created his own language 💀💀💀💀💀
372 comments and no likes? Wait-
fax
Nah man, you could 100% make a written and maybe spoken fully coded secretly language by doing this and people would be certain you speaking gibberish
I mean he remixed english 💀
@@kkbad4009 *remixed
Most normal vsauce video I could find
Micheal picked up the Ghoti cards and he's gonna teach those fish to Synchro Summon
I was looking for this comment
AGIDOOOO
Yugioh players, assemble.
MBT viewer spotted
Yu GI oh players represent!
"The gh makes the f*ck sound"💀
Ghch gh is fff sound and ch makes k sound like in enoch.
So ghch it.
My dirty mind heard that too 💀
🥨
Bro really copied me and got more likes 😭
@@aidannodomm bruh i didn't even see your comment
the FUGH sound is the closest we're going to hear him curse
He has sworn lol😊
I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!
you obviously haven't watched his video about swear words, or his collabs with iDubbbz
Ye
@@InstagramUser2☝️🤓
If we ever go to war, we will communicate like this... Thank you Micheal
Imagine Santa pulling up and screaming WHY WHY WHY!
Sounds like nightmare
AoT under the tree
Bro contiplating his life
@@deeperssjskcontemplating just in case you wanted to know for future uses
@@cleanclean4031 thanks clean^2
English being the most phonetically consistent it can be:
Stop please
True
@@renato7184 tut up
so true
@kitty fangz Same
I’m desperately fighting the urge to be like “Um actually it’s still incorrect because English isn’t phonetic 🤓”
we just gonna ignore that he held up a sign to call us all a ho?
bro 💀
Ye, ho did he do that
I know what I am.
🤣🤣
Hold on a sec-
This is not OED, the Oxford English Dictionary....
Yeah it's been murdered here 💀
*"Its wrong, or is it..."*
*moonmen starts playing*
-Vsauce
@LoLv28221
-*Michael Stevens-
Also, didn't know it had a name, lol
You are currently a living, breathing human. Or are you??
@@MARKUSLOVESEVERYONE
vsauce murderer
Moon Men by Veritas.
Thanks
Rick and morty
"English isn't a language, it's 2 languages in a trench coat pretending to be one"
Vsauce:
More like 3
@@axelprino plus its pockets full of at least 50 other languages' homework.
Michael*
@@GrooveScorpion *Mneeyechhull (MNEmonic, EYE, yaCHt, HULL)
@@edwinmaster7326Nichael
how to develop dyslexia within a month:
Dyslexia speedrun any %
what mean that? confuse that me
I have dyslexia and this video gets Harder to understand the more I watch lmao
As a dyslexic person , this video genuinely gave me existential crisis
@@lemondrop8203r/wooooosh
“You don’t see how” aaah video.
I had a librarian in middle school that would set up puzzles like this for people to solve. He was cool really miss the dude
Aww, that sounds awesome! ^^ Thanks for sharing!
I wish my librarian did that.. she retired when I left. I miss her, she was so nice to me! 😢
Cool dude
We need an entire dictionary of these.
I need to confuse my English teacher for when I’m back in school
Did you mean dhicchenerie?
We should make a language where we still use the same alphabets and same words but actually write them down the way we pronounce them ☠️
Eauk
English is a perfectly balanced language with no exploits
Based reference 👑
*sips tea bri'ishly
I’m getting wobbled in my favorite language, what should I do
It’s not a big it’s a feature
a queensman here, through and through
fantastic video 🎉 i will watch any chess content from you! i believe in you man!!!! good luck from america!
If you're not on a list somewhere, someone's not doing their job.
Somehow I find this as a motivational quote.
finally, ive found my motto
@@ursimp7774 and thus this quote I stole now becomes a copypasta.
I imagine that this would be a 5 year old Michael at a spelling bee
Judge says you spelled wrong michael says or is it vsauce music plays
@ROHIT Punctuation is your friend, please use it.
@@DDadams0 Judge says "You spelled it wrong", Michael says "Or did I?", *Vsauce music plays*
@Hpmanen At least that's understandable the first time around.
The original version took me about 4 readings to understand.
THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD BE VERY KIND TO PEOPLE WHOSE FIRST LANGUAGE ISN'T ENGLISH 😭
XD
Thangx for the kines (thanks for the kindness)
whose*
@@XenteBR thank you.
English is ridiculously easy
a lesson in taking things out of context
And THIS is why learning English as a second language can be hell
Why am I better at it than my own language? WHYYYYYY??????
This and phrasal verbs
As a native speaker it’s still hell. Even if you speak it, it still doesn’t make any sense.
Lmao these pronunciation inconsistencies surprisingly weren't a problem for me, guess it's because I've been learning English since I was 3 but your point makes a lot of sense
English is one of the top 3 easiest languages to learn according to linguistics and data pulled from language learners
As an English teacher, this is always a pain in the ass to explain to non-native speakers.
I'd say placement impacts which phones are actually realized, though. So that wouldn't actually work.
Even native speakers who are learning to read... nearly nonsensical. Then they start applying the incorrect logic elsewhere and it confuses them more!
@@Cantripping correct answer, people act as if English is this extremely crazy language with no logic and use the ghoti example, but it's just a misunderstanding of how context can change the way letters sound
Let's be honest, English doesn't make sense. You write cat and prenounce KAT. But you also write Celsius and you prenounce C correctly. Then you write Crocodile but you prenounce KROKODILE. There's many examples and I think it's because of lack of letters for specific sounds you want to make while speaking English.
@@filipnowak3748 the reason is history. The English were influenced by the cultures of Europe and learned to write from them, but, unlike German, they kept all the baggage that came with it. Then, on top of that, they had their own changes that happened to the language over time and didn't change their spelling. That and loanwords are how we got to where we are now.
“Wanna Go Ghotiing Tomorrow?”
“No I Have Tolot Tomorrow.”
“Oed, Ho?”
“My Mom Said So.”
"Onni go ghotiing 2marreau?"
"No, sorry, I chamh Tolot."
"Oed, ho?"
"My mum cet ceau."
@@liamoscosc pfp spotted
@@liamosc that apparently translated to actual words in some different language
@@liamoscx but labeled an integer
That's basically just gaeilge way of being lmao
Okay this is a really cool way to use different pronounced letters
The only person who can solve GIF pronunciation
its pronounced like the g in gigantic
@@hihello8601 There are two gs in gigantic, both pronounced different
It's pronounced like Jif the peanut butter.
@@blulikefriendlyhit1213 only one precedes an i. A Giant Ginger giraffe named Georgio: Gibberish. GIF.
Also, it doesn't even matter anyways. As shown in the Vsauce video, letters can have insane pronunciations. But it's a fact that GIF was literally named after the peanut butter.
"Choosey animators choose GIF." was the tagline from the creator. Lol
The creator already did and since it's an acronym and not a word, no made up English rules must apply to it