@@mtmind3875something that seems insignificant in the beginning of the plot turns out to be a major thing . the necklace was kinda unimportant but in the end her putting it through the letterbox represented the end of their relationship
@@mtmind3875it comes from the world of cinéma :) if you put a gun in the earlier scene of a movie, it has to have some kind off importance or relevance later in the movie, its a rule
@@ShawnCeeLIVE You literally bought $250 worth of listerine, filled your bathtub and dipped your nutsack into it. You can’t talk about other people having serious issues 🤣
Shawn the greatest storyteller ever I swear to god. All the story times are great but he also leaves a hint to a differ story that he tells some other time. He hinted towards the credit card backstory some time ago and now we got the story. Big bro really a director.
Idk why hearing stories like this makes me cringe just a lil bit cause apart of me is always like “why are they telling us this?” But at the same time I can just click off the video but I don’t 😂
43:48 I’m playing replaying red dead redemption 1 on ps5 hold on this got me cracking up because for those of you who never played it or haven’t recently this game has a theme in the world around brothels and hookers, there’s brothels in Texas and Mexico and the hookers regularly flirt with you in towns, there were no condoms and there’s even a side activity in the game where you can talk a married man out of hooking up with a hooker at a brothel because you believe he’s better than that, I can’t tell if it’s satire half the time but I think it’s funny as hell regardless 😂
This shit is the funniest shawn video ive ever seen. My ass been dying for 20 minutes. just a crazy story. 😂 but damn. Sorry for your loss, dawg. Thats a rough ending. Weve all fumbled that one bad bitch in our lives tho. Yours was just an unfortunate case of the most random shit going wrong. 😂
Nephew is gonna see this years later and be like "damn, unc was wildin"
It’s gon be on meet the Grahm’s type timing lmao
@@Kaquince15 meet the ceemen
I was thinking “damn unc was riding dirty” 😂
The Ceeman keeps proving he’s the best storyteller of our generation 😂😂😂
The Forever Story
This is why sex education is so neccessary....
What is wrong with this man dawg 💀
“Shawn was smashing to Lil Dicky Brain album” 😭😭😭
Shi killled me
shawn capping in the title, it was his own dumbassery lmao
Preciate the warning
the punchline😭😭daaaamn...
the necklace move was a chekov's gun
I don’t get this explain please
@@mtmind3875something that seems insignificant in the beginning of the plot turns out to be a major thing . the necklace was kinda unimportant but in the end her putting it through the letterbox represented the end of their relationship
@@mtmind3875it comes from the world of cinéma :) if you put a gun in the earlier scene of a movie, it has to have some kind off importance or relevance later in the movie, its a rule
Damn lost his girl and two sack skins
☠️☠️
😂😂😂
This was beautiful Shawn, you should write children books
you bugging Neil chill out
@@neilspringer8853dawg y’all have serious issues, i liked this post then looked again & found you talking to yourself. ima pray.
@@ShawnCeeLIVE😭
@@ShawnCeeLIVEno fucking way 💀
@@ShawnCeeLIVE You literally bought $250 worth of listerine, filled your bathtub and dipped your nutsack into it. You can’t talk about other people having serious issues 🤣
I listened to this with the meet the grahams instrumental
i listened to this with the We Cry Together Instrumental
all that Listerine wasted when he could've went to planned parenthood 🤣
moral of the story is get tested and talk abt using protection with your partner yall stress me out 😭😭😭
Shawn the greatest storyteller ever I swear to god. All the story times are great but he also leaves a hint to a differ story that he tells some other time. He hinted towards the credit card backstory some time ago and now we got the story. Big bro really a director.
we got the spoiler during the kris vid
Nah ts was hilarious on stream fs 😭
“She could have cheated on me and would have tried to rationalize it” damnnn I had one of those too. Fawkkk😂
This was the most wild thing I’ve listened to I was at work when I heard this live 😂 , dude took a bath in mouthwash
Bro dam near unsheathed a sword and shield to defend his snowbunny addiction 9:00 💀 it’s what MLK died for.
LMAO
THE SERIES RETURNS…
“A man put 7 bottles of listerine on his shit, here’s what happened.”
see the virginity story was fine, the std story on the other hand is ridiculous
him getting his meat stuck in his zipper still the craziest thing i ever heard live 💀💀💀
I think the only thing what’s worse than burning someone and knowing. Is accusing someone of burning you and that wasn’t even the case….
bro what a story omg
sad ending tho
You HAVE to wait for test results to come back before you confront anybody 😩
15:52 Chasing like a Scooby Doo hallway
This was so stupid but such a funny story bro
You had me in the first half, but I’m glad this didn’t end up worse than it seemed. Cause it was looking grim man
this is top tier storytelling ngl 😭
I almost busted out laughing at work from te story so many times lmfaooo 😂😭😭
Dropped this vid right on time, I’m currently awaiting these gonorrhea test results 🔥
Top 3 podcasts to listen to at work
Nasty work 🥴💀😭
This aint cinema, this is "ceenema" (yeah my fault imma leave😂)
Ceemena literally
It's those damn Frozen Chase cards💀
Shawns beef with his chat is legendary
"Minty Fresh"
Storytime always delivers, the dead silence at the end 😭😭
this dude is insane lmaooo. was not expecting the ending
STD origin story is crazy
Bro could’ve got tested after it started itching solved this whole ish 😂
was just rewatching the taxi confession and now i get the epilogue quite possibly 😭
naw this was the fumble of hell 😂
If he weren't wearing rubber we would've had a baby shawn
Oh these storytimes are a treat
tea baggin listerine is craaazy
He wanted to tell her stop running 😂
Listerine Cee is insane!
43:01 nahhhhh wtf “save the sheddings”☠️☠️☠️
Shawn’s stories are just as wild as SoLLuminati fr
This is the best sex ed you could give
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😂😂😂 it almost hurts
I need to up my story-telling game. You're too good, it's inspirational.
Shawn story times are the greatest videos on this platform ong
Idk why hearing stories like this makes me cringe just a lil bit cause apart of me is always like “why are they telling us this?” But at the same time I can just click off the video but I don’t 😂
"flame on" 😭😭😭
This Whole Story Had Me Cry Laughing Bro Omg
This entire live was a movie man lmaoo
I dont even be watching twitch but i gotta come subscribe after this. Im in the car crying😂
Shawn is never using Listerine ever again
Jock itch is the worst
I had it so bad one time i was almost in tears
Nah Shawn got me dying bro 😂 20:42
Sean Mr beaches Cee man Returns 😂
Yayyy stories with shawn is back
i know exactly whatchu mean foo when you said its IIGHT LMAO
oh my god this took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMFAO, yeah he had to get through the Burning alright.
Lmaoo brooo I'm halfway through this and I'm almost in tears 😂😂😂
they should nominate u the perseverance award for this performance
Grade A storytelling.
you gotta do these more often bro
Nah this is crazy I would take this to the grave there's no way
LMAAOOOOO YO SHAWN IS DUMB FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂
Damn, she was the one too 😢
Shawn you a LTG Freaky version on my mama you got that storytelling from him
i used to pray for times like these🙏🙏 new storytime lets go
Damn, these stories good af.
Lmao Cee triggered is epic funny
No worse feeling then when u fumble a shawty that you know was a freak
Im saving this I’m gonna listen this again 😂😂😂
this man shawn is hilarious
Story times are the best vids
I fell asleep during this, woke up to something crazy and was mad confused
Someone in the chat wrote “‘IM GONNA GETCHA’ FACE ASS” 💀
LMFAOOOOOOOOO thank you for this laugh Shawn okfg balls soaked in Listerine😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Jesus Christ
the foreshadowing is crazy I thought bro was talkin bout being butt ass on the bed for no reason
43:48 I’m playing replaying red dead redemption 1 on ps5 hold on this got me cracking up because for those of you who never played it or haven’t recently this game has a theme in the world around brothels and hookers, there’s brothels in Texas and Mexico and the hookers regularly flirt with you in towns, there were no condoms and there’s even a side activity in the game where you can talk a married man out of hooking up with a hooker at a brothel because you believe he’s better than that, I can’t tell if it’s satire half the time but I think it’s funny as hell regardless 😂
Doc called and said he had Nikola Jokic on his nuggets 😭
This shit is the funniest shawn video ive ever seen. My ass been dying for 20 minutes. just a crazy story. 😂 but damn. Sorry for your loss, dawg. Thats a rough ending. Weve all fumbled that one bad bitch in our lives tho. Yours was just an unfortunate case of the most random shit going wrong. 😂
I'm actually crying 😭😭😭
Crazy thing is this story ain’t even from the past shit just happened to em
Jock itch don’t have discharge though 👀
FINALLY MORE STORIES!!!!!🎉🎉🎉
god what a good fucking story
Damn. I was hoping for a happy ending.
Your stories always have me dying
NEW STORYTIME, LOOK AT GOD 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
Her siri!. Play Drips by D12
Bro coulda just fixed that shit with some ketoconazole 😭.
Peak entertainment
Listerine Cee
43:00 😭😭😭