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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • / shawncee

Комментарии • 182

  • @wandile.dlamini_
    @wandile.dlamini_ Месяц назад +549

    Nephew is gonna see this years later and be like "damn, unc was wildin"

    • @Kaquince15
      @Kaquince15 Месяц назад +38

      It’s gon be on meet the Grahm’s type timing lmao

    • @ahmetyegenaga
      @ahmetyegenaga Месяц назад +28

      @@Kaquince15 meet the ceemen

    • @RebelliousDixon787
      @RebelliousDixon787 Месяц назад +1

      I was thinking “damn unc was riding dirty” 😂

  • @noiseintercom2737
    @noiseintercom2737 Месяц назад +340

    The Ceeman keeps proving he’s the best storyteller of our generation 😂😂😂

  • @kethergriffin1901
    @kethergriffin1901 Месяц назад +144

    This is why sex education is so neccessary....

  • @JDotThe1st
    @JDotThe1st Месяц назад +202

    What is wrong with this man dawg 💀

  • @diorgasmask
    @diorgasmask Месяц назад +87

    “Shawn was smashing to Lil Dicky Brain album” 😭😭😭

    • @jay9956
      @jay9956 Месяц назад +1

      Shi killled me

  • @mayo692
    @mayo692 Месяц назад +143

    shawn capping in the title, it was his own dumbassery lmao

    • @solomonpnq
      @solomonpnq Месяц назад +2

      Preciate the warning

  • @ibearlymadeit6237
    @ibearlymadeit6237 Месяц назад +56

    the punchline😭😭daaaamn...
    the necklace move was a chekov's gun

    • @mtmind3875
      @mtmind3875 Месяц назад +2

      I don’t get this explain please

    • @gheneokokoro564
      @gheneokokoro564 Месяц назад +10

      @@mtmind3875something that seems insignificant in the beginning of the plot turns out to be a major thing . the necklace was kinda unimportant but in the end her putting it through the letterbox represented the end of their relationship

    • @kierokierosene
      @kierokierosene Месяц назад

      ​@@mtmind3875it comes from the world of cinéma :) if you put a gun in the earlier scene of a movie, it has to have some kind off importance or relevance later in the movie, its a rule

  • @Bpinardi
    @Bpinardi Месяц назад +266

    Damn lost his girl and two sack skins

  • @neilspringer8853
    @neilspringer8853 Месяц назад +147

    This was beautiful Shawn, you should write children books

    • @neilspringer8853
      @neilspringer8853 Месяц назад +115

      you bugging Neil chill out

    • @ShawnCeeLIVE
      @ShawnCeeLIVE  Месяц назад +305

      @@neilspringer8853dawg y’all have serious issues, i liked this post then looked again & found you talking to yourself. ima pray.

    • @ConorOG
      @ConorOG Месяц назад +29

      @@ShawnCeeLIVE😭

    • @lucacippitelli508
      @lucacippitelli508 Месяц назад +15

      @@ShawnCeeLIVEno fucking way 💀

    • @panashe5268
      @panashe5268 Месяц назад +1

      ⁠@@ShawnCeeLIVE You literally bought $250 worth of listerine, filled your bathtub and dipped your nutsack into it. You can’t talk about other people having serious issues 🤣

  • @neilspringer8853
    @neilspringer8853 Месяц назад +48

    I listened to this with the meet the grahams instrumental

    • @Ty_Dews
      @Ty_Dews Месяц назад +9

      i listened to this with the We Cry Together Instrumental

  • @drockdagawd-p2n
    @drockdagawd-p2n Месяц назад +186

    all that Listerine wasted when he could've went to planned parenthood 🤣

  • @joyfully_joyful
    @joyfully_joyful Месяц назад +52

    moral of the story is get tested and talk abt using protection with your partner yall stress me out 😭😭😭

  • @hemsi232
    @hemsi232 Месяц назад +32

    Shawn the greatest storyteller ever I swear to god. All the story times are great but he also leaves a hint to a differ story that he tells some other time. He hinted towards the credit card backstory some time ago and now we got the story. Big bro really a director.

  • @spikyturtle54
    @spikyturtle54 Месяц назад +128

    we got the spoiler during the kris vid

  • @cowboyjanaki
    @cowboyjanaki Месяц назад +17

    “She could have cheated on me and would have tried to rationalize it” damnnn I had one of those too. Fawkkk😂

  • @averellS
    @averellS Месяц назад +51

    This was the most wild thing I’ve listened to I was at work when I heard this live 😂 , dude took a bath in mouthwash

  • @firstlast9846
    @firstlast9846 Месяц назад +172

    Bro dam near unsheathed a sword and shield to defend his snowbunny addiction 9:00 💀 it’s what MLK died for.

  • @langschwerts
    @langschwerts Месяц назад +145

    THE SERIES RETURNS…

  • @dylan8400
    @dylan8400 Месяц назад +25

    “A man put 7 bottles of listerine on his shit, here’s what happened.”

  • @lucacippitelli508
    @lucacippitelli508 Месяц назад +85

    see the virginity story was fine, the std story on the other hand is ridiculous

    • @charmmesilly1000
      @charmmesilly1000 Месяц назад +50

      him getting his meat stuck in his zipper still the craziest thing i ever heard live 💀💀💀

  • @alistaree
    @alistaree Месяц назад +18

    I think the only thing what’s worse than burning someone and knowing. Is accusing someone of burning you and that wasn’t even the case….

  • @josuecharles8062
    @josuecharles8062 Месяц назад +20

    bro what a story omg

  • @monicarenee7949
    @monicarenee7949 Месяц назад +6

    You HAVE to wait for test results to come back before you confront anybody 😩

  • @rogerr472
    @rogerr472 Месяц назад +23

    15:52 Chasing like a Scooby Doo hallway

  • @simplycvrsive
    @simplycvrsive Месяц назад +37

    This was so stupid but such a funny story bro

  • @PanPanokola
    @PanPanokola Месяц назад +11

    You had me in the first half, but I’m glad this didn’t end up worse than it seemed. Cause it was looking grim man

  • @asapsavant
    @asapsavant Месяц назад +4

    this is top tier storytelling ngl 😭

  • @amuchen9609
    @amuchen9609 Месяц назад +13

    I almost busted out laughing at work from te story so many times lmfaooo 😂😭😭

  • @Magoo7956
    @Magoo7956 Месяц назад +27

    Dropped this vid right on time, I’m currently awaiting these gonorrhea test results 🔥

  • @uzo4718
    @uzo4718 Месяц назад +6

    Top 3 podcasts to listen to at work

  • @robertowilliams6354
    @robertowilliams6354 Месяц назад +31

    Nasty work 🥴💀😭

  • @yourlocalusername392
    @yourlocalusername392 Месяц назад +42

    This aint cinema, this is "ceenema" (yeah my fault imma leave😂)

  • @NightGlock
    @NightGlock Месяц назад +23

    It's those damn Frozen Chase cards💀

  • @mike04574
    @mike04574 23 дня назад +1

    Shawns beef with his chat is legendary

  • @ruzh9669
    @ruzh9669 Месяц назад +19

    "Minty Fresh"

  • @kristofermccormack6
    @kristofermccormack6 Месяц назад +5

    Storytime always delivers, the dead silence at the end 😭😭

  • @fromjahwluv
    @fromjahwluv Месяц назад +7

    this dude is insane lmaooo. was not expecting the ending

  • @BNA_Est.1988
    @BNA_Est.1988 Месяц назад +5

    STD origin story is crazy

  • @CJJay-mz7ey
    @CJJay-mz7ey Месяц назад +5

    Bro could’ve got tested after it started itching solved this whole ish 😂

  • @haydenlmayo
    @haydenlmayo Месяц назад +4

    was just rewatching the taxi confession and now i get the epilogue quite possibly 😭

  • @RaeOnealYT
    @RaeOnealYT Месяц назад +5

    naw this was the fumble of hell 😂

  • @JamesonWilcox
    @JamesonWilcox Месяц назад +8

    If he weren't wearing rubber we would've had a baby shawn

  • @Slappybag46
    @Slappybag46 Месяц назад +3

    Oh these storytimes are a treat

  • @kaiman8569
    @kaiman8569 Месяц назад +3

    tea baggin listerine is craaazy

  • @xbilliamsx
    @xbilliamsx Месяц назад +2

    He wanted to tell her stop running 😂

  • @NevTheStampede
    @NevTheStampede Месяц назад +6

    Listerine Cee is insane!

  • @ruthless3277
    @ruthless3277 Месяц назад +4

    43:01 nahhhhh wtf “save the sheddings”☠️☠️☠️

  • @roseTKz
    @roseTKz Месяц назад +1

    Shawn’s stories are just as wild as SoLLuminati fr

  • @flmc9423
    @flmc9423 Месяц назад +7

    This is the best sex ed you could give

  • @hp05123
    @hp05123 Месяц назад +3

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😂😂😂 it almost hurts

  • @dontlookup25
    @dontlookup25 Месяц назад

    I need to up my story-telling game. You're too good, it's inspirational.

  • @NarutoJK-jh7tr
    @NarutoJK-jh7tr Месяц назад

    Shawn story times are the greatest videos on this platform ong

  • @ajthecipher1588
    @ajthecipher1588 Месяц назад +4

    Idk why hearing stories like this makes me cringe just a lil bit cause apart of me is always like “why are they telling us this?” But at the same time I can just click off the video but I don’t 😂

  • @nuhwannnun
    @nuhwannnun 16 дней назад

    "flame on" 😭😭😭

  • @zentheghoul
    @zentheghoul Месяц назад +1

    This Whole Story Had Me Cry Laughing Bro Omg

  • @cococollazo
    @cococollazo Месяц назад +1

    This entire live was a movie man lmaoo

  • @marcthegod9990
    @marcthegod9990 Месяц назад +1

    I dont even be watching twitch but i gotta come subscribe after this. Im in the car crying😂

  • @saibot9595
    @saibot9595 Месяц назад +3

    Shawn is never using Listerine ever again

  • @Kobe-jz2zz
    @Kobe-jz2zz Месяц назад +3

    Jock itch is the worst
    I had it so bad one time i was almost in tears

  • @jaybucks4121
    @jaybucks4121 Месяц назад +2

    Nah Shawn got me dying bro 😂 20:42

  • @othman.abshir
    @othman.abshir Месяц назад +2

    Sean Mr beaches Cee man Returns 😂

  • @dxger
    @dxger Месяц назад +2

    Yayyy stories with shawn is back

  • @GhosttoCoast782
    @GhosttoCoast782 Месяц назад +2

    i know exactly whatchu mean foo when you said its IIGHT LMAO

  • @heavensgone
    @heavensgone Месяц назад +3

    oh my god this took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chancemitchell4147
    @chancemitchell4147 Месяц назад +2

    LMFAO, yeah he had to get through the Burning alright.

  • @GOLDEDLEADER
    @GOLDEDLEADER Месяц назад

    Lmaoo brooo I'm halfway through this and I'm almost in tears 😂😂😂

  • @kicksmygame
    @kicksmygame Месяц назад

    they should nominate u the perseverance award for this performance

  • @ChozKetchum
    @ChozKetchum Месяц назад +2

    Grade A storytelling.

  • @TheoSeduledi
    @TheoSeduledi Месяц назад +2

    you gotta do these more often bro

  • @Mangafrita533
    @Mangafrita533 Месяц назад +1

    Nah this is crazy I would take this to the grave there's no way

  • @_MYSTICWOLF
    @_MYSTICWOLF Месяц назад +1

    LMAAOOOOO YO SHAWN IS DUMB FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂

  • @teonojackson3166
    @teonojackson3166 Месяц назад +1

    Damn, she was the one too 😢

  • @malarkeykej2483
    @malarkeykej2483 Месяц назад +1

    Shawn you a LTG Freaky version on my mama you got that storytelling from him

  • @obscurejade
    @obscurejade Месяц назад +2

    i used to pray for times like these🙏🙏 new storytime lets go

  • @Loi_of_Earth
    @Loi_of_Earth Месяц назад

    Damn, these stories good af.

  • @antiembishop07
    @antiembishop07 Месяц назад +2

    Lmao Cee triggered is epic funny

  • @Vampcamp993
    @Vampcamp993 Месяц назад

    No worse feeling then when u fumble a shawty that you know was a freak

  • @averellS
    @averellS Месяц назад +1

    Im saving this I’m gonna listen this again 😂😂😂

  • @anonchalantboy
    @anonchalantboy Месяц назад

    this man shawn is hilarious

  • @satisfyingvideosandclips2956
    @satisfyingvideosandclips2956 Месяц назад

    Story times are the best vids

  • @sashagirl38
    @sashagirl38 Месяц назад

    I fell asleep during this, woke up to something crazy and was mad confused

  • @EleanoRa99
    @EleanoRa99 Месяц назад

    Someone in the chat wrote “‘IM GONNA GETCHA’ FACE ASS” 💀

  • @tomboyinrecovery
    @tomboyinrecovery Месяц назад

    LMFAOOOOOOOOO thank you for this laugh Shawn okfg balls soaked in Listerine😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Jesus Christ

  • @realer2748
    @realer2748 24 дня назад

    the foreshadowing is crazy I thought bro was talkin bout being butt ass on the bed for no reason

  • @EdWedgie
    @EdWedgie Месяц назад +1

    43:48 I’m playing replaying red dead redemption 1 on ps5 hold on this got me cracking up because for those of you who never played it or haven’t recently this game has a theme in the world around brothels and hookers, there’s brothels in Texas and Mexico and the hookers regularly flirt with you in towns, there were no condoms and there’s even a side activity in the game where you can talk a married man out of hooking up with a hooker at a brothel because you believe he’s better than that, I can’t tell if it’s satire half the time but I think it’s funny as hell regardless 😂

  • @seventyNG
    @seventyNG Месяц назад

    Doc called and said he had Nikola Jokic on his nuggets 😭

  • @thedelbanator4146
    @thedelbanator4146 Месяц назад

    This shit is the funniest shawn video ive ever seen. My ass been dying for 20 minutes. just a crazy story. 😂 but damn. Sorry for your loss, dawg. Thats a rough ending. Weve all fumbled that one bad bitch in our lives tho. Yours was just an unfortunate case of the most random shit going wrong. 😂

  • @lorehound480
    @lorehound480 Месяц назад

    I'm actually crying 😭😭😭

  • @Burnerburner588
    @Burnerburner588 Месяц назад

    Crazy thing is this story ain’t even from the past shit just happened to em

  • @ananiaswilson2047
    @ananiaswilson2047 Месяц назад +1

    Jock itch don’t have discharge though 👀

  • @BlueBear13
    @BlueBear13 Месяц назад +1

    FINALLY MORE STORIES!!!!!🎉🎉🎉

  • @Emilmode
    @Emilmode 17 дней назад

    god what a good fucking story

  • @BuddhaGhost
    @BuddhaGhost Месяц назад

    Damn. I was hoping for a happy ending.

  • @cdskilla
    @cdskilla Месяц назад

    Your stories always have me dying

  • @brandoncosbyjr.7097
    @brandoncosbyjr.7097 Месяц назад

    NEW STORYTIME, LOOK AT GOD 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

  • @UberWolf712
    @UberWolf712 Месяц назад

    Her siri!. Play Drips by D12

  • @suvratpandit5701
    @suvratpandit5701 Месяц назад

    Bro coulda just fixed that shit with some ketoconazole 😭.

  • @cash5512
    @cash5512 Месяц назад +1

    Peak entertainment

  • @milesoyasumi
    @milesoyasumi Месяц назад +2

    Listerine Cee

  • @nickgamble280
    @nickgamble280 Месяц назад +1

    43:00 😭😭😭