Best part is Nick doesn't know fire departments actually do use animals to enter burning buildings, and it's dalmatians cause they're too stupid to know that they can burn to death. He's giving retards named Nick a bad name.
oh my sciencerino!!!!! watching this drinking a 10 dollar ipa in my exposed red brick basement i turned into an ARCADE but its a BAR for ADULTS!!!! SO TRUEEE!!!!!!!
As a German Military Veteran and now K-9 Handler for the Bavarian Police (and on top of that from the Town of "Berchtesgaden" which was the Austrian Painter with a funny Moustaches Holiday Retreat) i did really enjoy this Standup. Obviously it's not accurate in many Cases (at least in Germany, this is obviously about the USA K9) but despite being a German myself, i understand that Comedy about Stereotypes has to be exaggerated, and trust me, we Germans (including our German Shepherds) suck at doing and understanding Comedy. But this definitely made me laugh and i appreciate it! Comedians should make fun of absolutely everything, no Limits! Especially Stereotypes! Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps and my 2 German Shepherds (who worked as K9) Frieda and Hansi would probably also laugh at your Standup if they could understand English, or well Human
Es dauert noch ein bisschen bis die Witze gegen euch aufhören werden. Aber wie man sagt: Aller guten Dinge sind drei. Also, viel Glück für das nächste Mal und vill könnt ihr dann 100 Jahre lang Witzerache haben.
I love that you can tell by the laughter that the audience is almost completely male. feels good to be a gay guy with my close personal friend nick millions
im actually glad nick's back into standup, the podcast riffs are god-tier, but I just want to see him get a traditional Netflix special and sketch show like "Tires" so I can see Steve Harvey handling the Nuremberg Trials in HD
enough. no more thought out bits. just sit on the stool and do gay michael douglass without turning to face the crowd or acknowledging the audience in any way. transcend stand up.
Nick Mullen said he'd swing on anybody yelling Redbars watching at his show, now there's a $5000 bounty for first person to do it and record. This will be funny.
I thought this bit was going to be about police dogs observing police commit dog genocide and start to rethink their allegiance to their coworkers (i.e. the human police officers).
If Nick keeps this up for several more years, he might be able to open up for Tom “A Comedian” Myers.
Well, he's got to get that very specific transplant surgery first.
has anyone even seen tom lately?? hes got a lil shelly miscaviage kinda vibe
people only know who Tom is because of nick
@@kniivessif only he got that damn gps for his birthday
How dare you sir how dare you. We both know that could and will never happen. Mr. Tom Myers is a national treasure to be lost and never found
He 100% reverse engineered this whole joke from the penguin helmet thing
Penguin in the helmet definitely sounds like something he saw in Wallace and Grommit.
@@michaelrfalkowski2446 Bruh, when your chicken is actually a penguin
Best part is Nick doesn't know fire departments actually do use animals to enter burning buildings, and it's dalmatians cause they're too stupid to know that they can burn to death. He's giving retards named Nick a bad name.
@@michaelrfalkowski2446 he's definitely thinking of Wallace and Gromit. Penguins don't have pointy heads in real life
Just thinking the same thing
"Oh this is bad news" is an all timer
oh my sciencerino!!!!! watching this drinking a 10 dollar ipa in my exposed red brick basement i turned into an ARCADE but its a BAR for ADULTS!!!! SO TRUEEE!!!!!!!
100%
Caught me off guard 😂
He meta bait and switched us with that one
audibly laughed at that one
You know it’s gonna be good when he can’t stop touching his nose
nasal gazing
Nasal glazing
thats the kratom lol
Same complexion as Casper the Ghost, hasn't seen a ray of sunlight since sometime last fall
Sure kratom. Yeah totally kratom bro@@hamig306
Nick is the Steven Hawking of being gay
im gay
A Brief History of Being Gay
Nick is the Stav of being Adam
@@axyheaveBooooo!
The penguin bit his hilarious.
I actually laughed hard af at "It smells like Popeye's, he's dead."
Mullen is so underrated. Every line is a killer
If my understanding of Pokémon is correct
the penguin is 100% a wallace and gromit dogwhistle
best vilian EVER.
I mean dogwhistle. Fuck my gay ass life
*gromitwhistle
I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately understood that imagery.
The influence of Wallace and Gromit looms large in the pantheon of Nick’s vibrant imaginarium
What if it was a gay-9 unit?
What would that be like?
beautiful
Same-same: loads of crotch sniffing, humping and submissive bitches.
I think it would go ... a little something ... like this
Think you should start by cloning the cast of Cumtown twice.
oh now were cooking
Stav laugh was in the audience and it provided a 10% comedy buff
Hell yeah, dude
Faba beans?
WOOH
triple deck fucking burgers
"Oh this is bad news" lmao 💀
I REMEMBER THAT PART OF THE VIDEO!!!!
Little bit of a bait and switch lmao
@MinorityRespecter88 well it's a 3 minute video so you should
Nichard Mullen, a comedian.
Sounds like something a Nicker Muller would say
@@BTM8109 I'm losing my shiiii just reading this 👀😅👀😂
Nickardo Mullenza strikes again!
I do not associate with Nichards
Love the physical comedy with the mic stand.
2:50 the inclusion of twitchy finger movements was genius and truly drove the bit home. Great joke Nicholas!
This laughtrack is very authentic
Ooh my man said I’m wearing my hat on AND off
Very good work
Awful audio, keep it up 😂
Firefighter Penguin is the Saturday morning cartoon we deserved
insane how he can create such a hilarious and well structured bit out of “penguin firefighters”
Just keep uploading man, your honestly my favorite and got me into comedians in general
No one does it like the REAL Puerto Rican rattlesnake
Very good Mr Mathew’s
Ben Shapiro said Tim Walz is not Mr Feeny
That’s a cute little hat you’re wearing, Mr. Shapiro…
Oh Mr. Shapiroooooooooo
Thats a nice little hat your wearing mister Shapiro 😂
“Come out of the pool”
As soon as that hat came off "Oh, great, gayer Carrot Top"
Carrot Botttom
@@aero0637 Hell yeah, man
This bit is gonna red rocket right to the top
Last time I was this early, I wasn't even gay yet.
I guess the Mulldog is one of those drug sniffing dogs
That twitching hand though.
I wish he’d sniff some drugs again, Jesus, tafs is like one of those rain sound videos you play to fall asleep.
@@cat_city2009looking like dr strange lol
It's the Kratom, no need to be hating. He's one of the finest in the department
He's just Brian from that Family Guy 2-Parter where he gets addicted to coke and later goes to Hollywood to direct pornos
ice types aren't strong against fire types in pokemon nick mullen
Piplup is water type and I'm gay as hell
@@harrydavey9884Delibird.
My best friend telling his jokes again
Nice one pal i can spot a laugh track when i hear one
Great audio quality Mulldog! I love listening to the isolated audio of the echo of a joke!
I never thought I'd laugh at a dog fighting joke, but my friend Nick proved me wrong!
If Nick were a police dog, he'd be named "Nick Grrr."
Alt tight strikes again.
🎯
@@harrydavey9884 let that sink in!
He’s got kind of a Stavi delivery. Love it
Most people think a hat is just a hat, but not my good friend Nick.
Imagine nick as a cop.
White Chris Dorner
Most negligent cop in history
"Mediocre Lieutenant."
Like Derek Chauvin but gay. Knee on your balls. "I can't pee"
The black community would be in danger.
Girl he geeked up
more like 5am unit
Keep grinding, nick is one of the few truly effortlessly funny people in the comedy scene.
What about Thesaurus Von? The way he tells stories about knowing a dude in his hometown who did something quirky and had a silly name? Never gets old!
As a German Military Veteran and now K-9 Handler for the Bavarian Police (and on top of that from the Town of "Berchtesgaden" which was the Austrian Painter with a funny Moustaches Holiday Retreat) i did really enjoy this Standup.
Obviously it's not accurate in many Cases (at least in Germany, this is obviously about the USA K9) but despite being a German myself, i understand that Comedy about Stereotypes has to be exaggerated, and trust me, we Germans (including our German Shepherds) suck at doing and understanding Comedy.
But this definitely made me laugh and i appreciate it! Comedians should make fun of absolutely everything, no Limits! Especially Stereotypes!
Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps and my 2 German Shepherds (who worked as K9) Frieda and Hansi would probably also laugh at your Standup if they could understand English, or well Human
Fuck yeah dude! That rules!
I'm imagining your dogs's great grandparents sitting at the Nuremberg Trials and listening to a human to dog translation through an ear piece
Es dauert noch ein bisschen bis die Witze gegen euch aufhören werden.
Aber wie man sagt: Aller guten Dinge sind drei. Also, viel Glück für das nächste Mal und vill könnt ihr dann 100 Jahre lang Witzerache haben.
Oh my god shuuuuuuut uuuuuup
This is a very German response
Finally gave Nick a chance. This is awesome
Another great comedy video from our friend, Nick Mullen
nick is actually one of the great there is so much content displaying his comedic genius and this bit is awesome
This was really good. I think maybe his best stand up. He’s getting better at translating his raw comedic genius onto the stage
Blessed with the signature Mullen coke nostril wipe off the rip. I know what it looks like because I'm gay
Stav saying "Ohhh shit" at 2:00. Nice to see two gay men supporting each other. Also I'm gay.
Look at all the comedians in this comment section
Everyone is so creative!
I can't wait for the next special. It feels like it's about to be Year of the Mullen
I love that you can tell by the laughter that the audience is almost completely male. feels good to be a gay guy with my close personal friend nick millions
Well here's to you mrs. Robinson
Do you have-a the brain damage?
@@xjamesxreedx yabba dabba doo
@@BillyKraut Yeah don't ring this guy up
Kings of Comedy inspired mic work in this bit. Now thats my Mulldog right there
Dudes Rock 🎸
Such a great comedian, man's gifted.
Nick's pokemon reasoning is solid, except he didn't realize penguins are actually ice type which is weak to fire.
im actually glad nick's back into standup, the podcast riffs are god-tier, but I just want to see him get a traditional Netflix special and sketch show like "Tires" so I can see Steve Harvey handling the Nuremberg Trials in HD
6 million?! Child, in my Germany??
We need the full special of this
Keep posting here brother
Yoo, this is one the elusive bits I saw live years ago. Been waiting for this one to go online.
How does that man make friendly chops and a fisherman bucket hat look so good?
I still can't get over Nicky Boy being on Cheek Clappers, the #1 Comedy Podcast in The World
I will never forget where I was on 9/11, because that is also where I was when I heard Nick on the Cheek Clappers podcast for the first time
nick i quit the adam friedland show but if you upload your own shit here ill watch all of em
MORE CLIPS EVERY DAY PLEASE
Nick should have 1M subs, but he's actually funny so ...
Mulldog is underrated.
Nick on Cheek Clappers Podcast changed my life
That joke guy is a close personal friend of mine.
the first time I heard Mullen on the Cheek Clappers podcast, I thought I had died and gone to heaven
great audio as always kid
Phenomenal mic stand work
can't wait for nick to work this stuff out and make it funny.
enough. no more thought out bits. just sit on the stool and do gay michael douglass without turning to face the crowd or acknowledging the audience in any way. transcend stand up.
Mull Dog rocks.
This clip is like a diorama of an atrocity exhibition
Perfect!
“Is the dog LEAD investigator!!” As I get stuffed into the back
So glad my boyfriend is posting more RUclips videos ❤️❤️❤️
nice glass lol
best comedian!
I wish he had kept the part where he joked about K-9 units racially profiling Asian people.
Everyone knows Ice-types are weak to Fire moves, that penguin didn't stand a chance
Nick, did you just do an act out using the mic stand??
My man just has covid all the time now
Great set
These are great jokes.
Nick Mullen said he'd swing on anybody yelling Redbars watching at his show, now there's a $5000 bounty for first person to do it and record. This will be funny.
What is redbars
@@shinobi-no-bueno give it a year
@@BananaPhoPhillyredbar is truly the definition of a ghoul.
@@CoolAdam247 Give it a year
please MAKE another special
1000 island stare
I think it’s about time society apologizes to Michael Vick.
MOAR MULLEN!!!!!
We did it folks, 3 full minutes of comedy without even once alluding to the n word.
Nicky boy, I'm so proud of you 👍
Nick, you're doing good.
1:50 i also hate getting tricked
31k views within the first 12 hours of posting? Couldn't be my actual best friend, Nick Mullen.
He's obscure, which is why I, and only I, love him as a bff.
Really great bit.
MASTERY. 🙌
Good shit Nick. Had me dying.
Doing prop comedy now, are we? The penguin but was hysterical
You start talking about firefighting penguins I'm gonna think you had a bong-hit transplant.
hell yeah brother
Pretty genius stuff here
Damn Nick, you gotta slow down. There’s more jokes in this 3 minute clip than Adam’s entire 18 minute special.
Errmmm ACKCHYUALLY ice is weak to fire in Pokémon.
I thought this bit was going to be about police dogs observing police commit dog genocide and start to rethink their allegiance to their coworkers (i.e. the human police officers).