Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue - Trump Golfs & Pool Parties in the Ozarks
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- Опубликовано: 25 май 2020
- In today’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about Donald Trump playing golf over the weekend, his response to Joe Biden wearing a mask at a Memorial Day event, a giant pool party taking place at Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri and beachgoers in Alabama not wearing masks or adhering to social distancing guidelines, a viral video of a woman being yelled at by fellow shoppers for not wearing a mask to a grocery store in Staten Island, and our “Unintentional Joke of the Day” courtesy of Dr. Deborah Birx.
Jimmy is making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today our guest Lisa Kudrow chose Feeding America. Please help them bring food to communities that need it around the country. Go here to donate - www.feedingamerica.org
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3:50 so she says it doesn't make sense that Joe doesn't wear a mask INSIDE, but that he does wear one OUTSIDE.
Yep, it's pretty clear how she got that job. Perfect for Trump.
I'm sorry, but I'm still trying to process what she just said.. Did she really just say that? Make it make sense. Is she for serious?
@@Arydia This really is happening. Watching Kimmel make it more bearable, just for a moment.
Ok I did hear that right.
pepperpepperpepper it’s gotten to the point where I have to take my news from satire channels like Kimmel, Trevor, Colbert, and Oliver just to make it go down smoother. I didn’t come to this country to work as a nurse just to find out that it’s going to be like running a laissez-faire daycare for adult toddlers.
@@MaverickRiou I really hoped that Trump would stop dividing us at least during a deadly pandemic. It's unreal.
"Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid.”
― Ricky Gervais
What British Steve Carell says.
Or was that Abe Lincoln?
VOTE Blue and the trump swamp gop goes away
Absent from the body, present with The Lord. You definitely know when you're dead. Death is never painful for others who KNOW they'll be reunited in Heaven. Ricky Gervais is a child still TRYING to convince HIMSELF God isn't real. On some level or another he knows he's wrong. That's why he cannot stop talking about it. Remember: there's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. Put a gun to Ricky Gervais' head... I promise the only thing out of his mouth will be prayer and cries to God.
Keith Riley ok, what's your point? Does your blabbering make anything he said untrue? Does being an atheist mean he is wrong? And no, some people will have different beliefs. Maybe some of us don't live in fear. See, I believe we could live in a world where there are no foxholes and no one should have to worry about having a gun pointed to their head.
Am I the only one who's going to miss his daughter's intro and outro once everything goes back to normal? So sweet.
No, you sure aren’t the only one! I love that opening, it always makes me smile. Jane sounds like she’s really enjoying herself too.
I’d like to see a father/daughter segment or another announcement. All written and drawn by Jane the artiste.
I love the "From his house" portion.
Pedos
Jimmy... you make doing your show from home look so normal!! You've got this down pat. You are extremely funny and spot on... without an audience for feedback. Seriously. I only truly discovered you because of the COVID-19 shutdown. I was strictly Colbert up until then. You're a "natural" at this work from home business!! BRAVO!!
Makes my blood boil when I listen to the hypocrisy of all those clowns.
TIME TO VOTE THE DOTARD OUT
Yup. Don't be fooled by these liberal echochambers. The majority of people recognise bullshit when they see it.
Gloominusdm plus 1
“If god wants me to die because I refuse to wear a mask, then I guess it’s my time.”
Especially the clowns named Kimmel, Colbert, and Sethie. They are individuals that don't have the courage nor the intellectual prowess to discuss issues and disagreements with the President. They are three of the biggest cowards and liars and bullies towards a group of people and towards a certain individual. Simply because the President and certain people disagree with their politics they see fit to ridicule, use sophomoric tactics to disrespect, and misrepresent words and actions in "late night showville". It's not funny--- it's very sad that their hatred is non-stop.
The satire is off the chain Jimmy😂😂👏🏽 I live in Dubai and if you leave the house without a mask, it’s a fine of 3000 dirham, roughly 1000$. Am shocked people in the states are living so freely😅 like there is no virus
I'll say let darwin do his job...
The United States had been lawless for the last 4 years!
We tend to be idiots when we are frightened 🤷🏻♀️
"If you don't care about my well-being, you're not allowed to care about your own." That's the jewel.
Right? That one got me too. This monologue was gold
The “Jimmy Kimmel Live” intro makes me smile every time I hear it.
Really? I usually skip it, because I find it too forced-cutesy. I also stopped watching Fallon, because I found his kids too annoying. Seth Meyers' kids are great, though - he has them appear in more sensible doses, and integrates them into his jokes.
I don't know about everyone else, but it has become a habit for me to sing along to the intro
I cringe watching Fox. They are partly responsible for this mess we are in that is Donald Dump.
Fox literally criticized Obama for golfing during a pandemic when Trump is doing the exact same thing and they’re labelling him a hero. What was that about brainwashing?
@@13stierney Right, CNN, ABC,CBS,PBS, NBC, they're all wrong and fux, and alex jones, rush limbaugh, are all trying to save America. I mean did you even graduate kindergarten?
They encourage the idiot.
You forgot CNN and MSNBC were downplaying this virus even when Trump was closing the border. Pitiful.
@@dr.emilschaffhausen4683 THAT WAS MONTHS AGO A$$HOLE.
One of the best monologues ever. Thank you Jimmy!
I've been trying to socially distance myself my entire life. Finally, at age 72 no more guilt!
"The world has loved, hated and envied the US. Now, for the first time, we pity it." Fintan O'Toole
Yeah 😂😂 no one envies the American people.
Love the nature. Hate the peopel.
Ouch! But true.
China owns Trump
Russia owns Trump
Saudi Arabia owns Trump
Turkey owns Trump
India owns Trump
North Korea owns Trump
Israel owns Trump
@@maynunal I thought US Citizen are patriot 🤣🤣 Look like they are stupid just like you
@@quanglen2984 Good comment comrade. More rubles for you.
Wow, watching this makes me feel even more blessed to be a New Zealander. Really hope you guys pull through this! 😬
Kimmel to the press secretary" your willingly ignorance woman" spot on Kimmel!!
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
― George Carlin
His morbid obesity isn't nearly as dangerous as his morbid stupidity.
I believe that liberals are known to gather together in large group to protest almost anything and everything, so yeah I agree.
George Carlin also said our freedom of choice is an ILLUSION. These illuminati puppets don't oppose Trump. They're all in the same Satanic cult. Wake up America. Their goal is to create division and cause civil unrest and it's WORKING!
lol we've had a sign with that quote for 10 years or so... little did we know how true it'd become
I love GC
Standing ovation Jimmy! You hit it on the head every night!
I absolutely LOVE Jimmy’s very thinly-veiled HATRED of the RUMP! And I share it!
That kid saying 'our family decided we'll deal with this as a family' is also going to be dealing with some serious sunburn too.
and a 200,000 hospital billed per person. which the one who survive have to pay.
I was thinking the *same thing.* Do they also pass on seatbelts?
@J Bruce Where'd you pull that statistic from?
@J Bruce Um... If that's actually true, it's NOT a good thing. Those people SHOULD be sent to the hospital.
Those Ozark partiers are pathetically clueless. So maybe their families won’t come down with the virus-they’ll all just pass it along to other people they come in contact with, without ever knowing it.
Can’t get any more selfish than that.
So if everyone is being urged to “open up America” why then are Fox and Fiends broadcasting from 3 separate locations????? Get ‘me all back into the studio sitting inches apart !!!
Fox is designed to be hypocritical. Why change now? Oh yeah, because they upset the orangutan in chief
And back in tightly packed churches, and trump rallies. We need some good nominee's for the Darwin Awards
I feel it's time to end the separation of church and state. Trump should open the White House and invite the masses to celebrate a day of unity and praise to God. I'll stay home and let it all play out.
Jimmy: You deserve a standing ovation, so here's my part of it: *applauds*
When Jimmy's Satire starts to sound like a Public health warning for his country.....
We need it where we can get it, honestly....
Screw jimmy
Guy Guy: You first.
"Kylie Macaroni" I choked on my coffee 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
"Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Mark Twain
"Trump thinks he's in the US open when the U.S. is closed"🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was brilliant☺
He is surrounded by disinfection & bunker. WHY DOES HE WORRY?
You crack me up Jimmie. So glad you are out there for us, nothing gets by you. I love it please keep on doing your hilarious comedy.
Gloria Hohman whose is “us?” What are you?
"The Staten Island Goodbye" is the greatest thing I've seen. "Get out!" Once I go back to work I will use it often and with great relish.
my mind knows this is a comedy show but it just feels so depressing how people are so stupid, ignorant and selfish.
Its not Funny anymore!!!
💯 agree.
By people you mean Donald J Trump
Yeah this show really is a joke
@Ana Martins what?
They should get stamped/tattooed saying they just want to party on there foreheads so the nurses can treat them as such
It's well documented...
75% of Obama's golf was at military bases with built in security. It also allowed him to pay a visit to active service personnel.
90% of Trump's golf has been at his own or other private courses requiring additional security and logistics. But it does allow him to take selfies with his wealthy donors.
and costs the taxpayers tonnes of dough to stay at his hotels for his team and secret service personnel.
Cite a source please
If the President is not doing something in service to his nation, his nation should not be paying for the secret service detail. Own time, own dime.
@@YoungManDub There's a website devoted to tracking trumps golf outings. Google is your friend.
@@donb6897 Google is NOT your friend. Don't be a sheep. Have you heard of what's going on in the world? Wait, no, Google is YOUR friend lol. You're a joke
Those Ozarks folks were reminiscent of a herd of wildebeest crossing that river full of alligators.
Dam that's not a good look 🚩
5 26 20 Hey Ted cox, Terrific analogy. I'm waiting for the June infection stats to come out. Stay safe, keep calm, & be well. v
God...will you stop laughing at the United States and the hillbillies who reside in the White House.....and finish these morons already.
Ted cox 🤣😂 it would just be the Corona virus I’d be worried about in THAT pool. 🤢
Thank you for being the only late night host I enjoy watching while everyone else is on break 🙏🙏
BOOM!! This was savage Jimmy! loved every second!
I like you because you call it like it is jimmy!
"A Staten Island Goodbye", OMG, dying and crying 🤣
“The Staten Island goodbye” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am so excited that you posted the "The Garden of Earthly Delights" by Heironymus Bosch. My favorite painter of all time! Thank you Jimmy for making my day!
I honestly believe that comparison was spot-on! However I would say I would have waited a week later after with all this protests and riots going on that that painting of hell matches right on with what's happening right now! I'm an artist and have studied artists like Hieronymus Bosch. I believe the things that he saw in the world around his time is exactly what I see right now.
Thank you for working this week and giving us all some much needed humor. Much appreciated and increases my loyalty to the show
God I love your realistic humor! Thanks Jimmy!
Thank you Jimmy, for continuing to entertain us through this period of lunacy.
I SAY IT EVERY TIME ,..LOL That opening jimmy Kimmel live is adorable a must keep when this over ,..i always smile at the giggle at the end.
Jimmy's daughter laughing and saying "It's ridiculous," needs to be the official US motto. This place has become such an embarrassing joke.
Trump and Fox News have nearly destroyed this once great country.
I wonder if Kimmel shows his daughter a picture of him dressed as a black athlete and says:
"Hey, honey. This is your dad, the hypocrite.
While I stand on stage, trying to come up with a punchline; my audience is completely ignorant to the fact that I'm a closet racist. Yah me!"
@@firestream93 I love how trump supporters prove how stupid they are at every single turn
Jane saying "rediculious" is literally the highlight of my day. "From his house!"
@@afn3899 If you ask people why they support someone so disgusting, they usually don't have an answer and just lash out with insults and attacks. I have yet to meet or speak with anyone who has a single valid reason why they voted for this trash. No one can even name a single thing he's actually done in office either.
Jimmy, thank you for continuing to do this. We NEED it!!! Love you
Jimmy Kimmel knows nada
@@ryanwilliams6206 true that brother. People here don't need Jimmy lol..they need some critical thinking skills.
You speak for many of us,Jimmy! Bravo.
Best opening ever! Love it! Thank you Jimmy.
I was just waiting for today's show before I sleep. God Bless you and your show, Jimmy.
Jimmy you're hilarious! "Hell looks cleaner than the pool party" lol
When that guy on the beach said "mindset" that was funny
He said it like it was a perfectly sane mindset as well 😂😂
Love ya Jimmy. Thank you for always lighting up my day.
Oh, Missouri. Your work as Florida's understudy has certainly brought you closer to the title of Most Florida non-Florida state.
Lol, I live in MO. It's so true. At least in the non St. Louis and non Kansas City parts (aka the Ozarks)
This is so true! Only here we pronounce it Missoura. JK, it's just Misery
I live in Missouri and it's not called the Show Me State for no reason. Lockdown was a joke here.
@@americanpopprincess8 I live in the KC area and it's sad how many ignored lockdown.
In Alabama. Sad when you're kind of proud that *most* of the people coming into a freaking doctors office are wearing masks (I had to wonder why the UPS guy wasn't required to...) Every doctors office sterilization everything after use down to the pens and some people won't even throw on a bandana and rubber bands. So frustrating.
Press secretary needs to go back to ruining someone’s bachelorette party. And thank you for the grocery clip...as a nurse, those people yelling at the selfish are my spirit animals 🦁 🐻 🐯
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼Thank You for helping those of us in Need! You ARE a Hero!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🧡
She’s an airhead from an episode of Wild On Pensacola
Wait, but they are human. 🤔
all4114all Ha Ha! Good one!
all4114all make sure you mention that when you go to your next appointment or get admitted to the hospital. The nurses will take good care of you. Trust me.
The president desperately needed a win. I am sure his golfing buddies were trying very hard to lose.
Bill Pii ikr no flaws
I enjoy your opening with your daughter.
I get to smile before work.
Stay healthy Jiimy and family.
The Staten Island Goodbye was pure gold. Never heard so many bleeps.
“People say he’s unfit to be president, they forget he’s barley fit to play golf” 😭😭😭
Trump’s so overweight and out of shape, he gets winded riding up the escalator.
He's, simply put, just pure Evil.
@@chriszerkel5874 I think he believes he's a reincarnation of the James Bond villain Auric Goldfinger, honestly.
It occurred to me; why go to all the bother of impeaching him again when may only need so serve an eviction notice. The American Citizen is the lawful landlord of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., yes? Oh what the hell let's do both; it's a free country ✌️😷👍
In times of uncertainty, I look forward to Jimmy Kimmel's monologues in the evening. Thank you for making this quarantine bearable.
Unfortunately, you can’t fix stupid.
When this is all set and done. Jimmy will be on the right side of history as he is standing with truth and facts and not fake clown. 😂
Wrong
Truly he will. I’ve never seen someone so threatened by a former president. It’s hysterically funny. Then again maybe he himself misses Obama as well or it’s karma for him belittling Obama for so many years about his birth certificate & now he realizes the job isn’t all the power he thought it’d be!~!
@@ryanwilliams6206 So you don't like Jimmy? So why are you here?
@@kbanghart who said I don't like jimmy?
A “willfully ignorant” woman is too nice for Kayleigh Macaroni
Hollywood Tonight, that's what I've been calling her too! I liked it when Jimmy called her Kayleigh Macaloony in another episode too :)
lol can’t take someone seriously whose name is macaroni... who’s next? Jimmy spaghetti?
VOTE Blue in november and the trump swamp gop goes away
She's a total moron I feel bad for macaroni being added to her name
Hollywood Tonight Kayeigh McE"NINNY" is more apt. The dictionary defines ninny as a fool or simpleton.
This is less herd immunity and more herd mentality
more like herd stupidity.
@@benzaiten933 took the words right out of my mouth. Definitely herd stupidity. Nice comment 👍🏻.
As you yourself engage in herd mentality, how ironic. You probably feel you have a moral right because you're part of a brainwashed herd mentality. Why do I even bother?
@@benzaiten933 lmao I was just going to say this
@@christ5807 No one knows why you bother🤦😑
I love when those kids on the beach were being asked about wearing masks and the girl in the bikini did the epic Trump move and shouldered herself right in there.
Trump thinks he’s at the US Open though the US is ‘closed’! Brilliant writing 🤘🏻😆
Its opening up fast
“I’m the best at golf, nobody know golf better than me”
Trust me.
John Tao You can ask anyone, they’ll say “ oh that trump guy, he knows golf. might even be better than tiger woods, that guy.”
"And no one is gunna contract this virus as well as I will."
Not even Tiger...
No wonder the Scots hate him.
After the virus is all clear I’m gonna take a trip to watch jimmy live. Love you so much!
God, I am embarrassed to be an American right now.
Just right now?...wow
Not to be rude ,but this is karma for America
@Thelionfox Dude I'm glad you are not as well.
Why are you embarrassed? Are you acting like the the rest of the idiots out at the riots and looting? If not you then you should be very proud of yourself and about being an American! Just my opinion.
Jose Chavez So, are you guys in the right for refusing to wear masks, storming government buildings with assault rifles because the virus is being unfair, and screaming racist and white supremacist things in the process of your anti quarantine protests? Why aren’t we in the right for fighting for peace and justice? You clump looters and protestors into the same category. Protestors are fighting for what is right, looters are only there to steal and get things for themselves. You clump them all into looters and rioters because you’re head is too far up your ass to know the difference
gosh， 70% Americans need to go back to school
i believe that's where the problem starts.
To learn how to write legible sentences?
Back to school...
In a different country.
70% is a very generous estimate. My estimates are closer to 99.95%
We are in fact a nation of high school graduates.
1:00 - That's some pretty impressive golf skills. He almost hit the ball some of the time.
bone spur was acting up, telling him he was at war and needed to dodge the draft
Hahaaaa!!!
OMG Jimmy! You are so good! ❤️ Trump is making ur job easy, lol! This fool is giving u material for daysI 😆😆😆. I know I already said it, but you give the BEST monologues/commentary EVER! I'm loving it! 💯 😎👌🏾.
The pool party actually had like 62 Covid'19 cases
They should have the health professionals(nurses, doctors,etc.)show what intensive care for COVID patients looks like, then let them vent their rage at careless people who make their jobs so relentless.
Amy, don't bother. There's no point. They'll just keep twisting and contorting the truth and keep moving the goal posts no matter the facts.
I want them to, but I have feeling that there will be people who will stupidly think it's all fake
@@slothyy9503, yep, they'll swear it's actually some other condition thsts the problem or, the lowest of the low, that theyre paid actors. It wouldn't be the first time for either accusation.
Amy Nicolas it’s such a horrible death may they Rest In Peace. Stay safe.
Or how according to the CDC the death rate is .4%???... like the flu...
The me generation needs to wake up .
It’s the Republicans really
Way to late , generations of neglect an inbreeding founded on a genocide ???? What else would you expect . America is the most toxic place on earth even the people are toxic. Look at the indigenous people of America ! Forgotten and look at you know . No hope
That pool party needed sand, gravel and cement.
Oh America, my favorite country, replete with smart ppl!
“He thinks he’s at the US Open while the US is closed” - “the point Lie-ger Woods seems to be missing is.... “ Jimmy has the best and wittiest writers 👍😂😂😂 Thanks for the comic relief
Prime minister Trudeau spent the weekend trying to pass protocols to allow all Members of Parliament to participate safely. Your President spent the weekend opening churches and golfing? Do we even live on the same planet here? Lol
Not my president, I didn't vote for that ass clown.
Long live president Obama
How you guys are neighbours is wild to me
May you share your PM with us please ?! We desperately need a decent leader 🤦🏽♀️😖☹️
Well the difference is that Trudeau has a functioning brain. And a sense of responsibility. And...he doesn't ride around in an electric cart for 'exercise'.
So grateful for you, Jimmy. Your commentary is the best.
Thanks for the laughs, Jimmy. So many things are absurd and scary right now. But you put that funny slant on what could otherwise be quite upsetting. You smooth things over with your humor and intelligence. You’re the best!
5:14 “ we’re just gonna get it and then get over it” 🤣🤣🤣 yea ok 🤣🤣🤣 5:42 - yes everybody like YOU has gotta go somehow🤣🤣🤣
Trump forgets everything he says is recorded, and he expects us to forget as well.
Fortunately his base has the memory of a goldfish
He just gonna say it was tampered with
@@user-md4di6yg2p 🤦🏾♂️
I bet you drive by yourself with a mask on lol
YoungManDub what?
Just Love You You Make Me Laugh LOVE AND LIGHT BROTHER 😂😂❤😂❤😂😂😂😂❤❤❤👍👍👍👍
This video is perfect and absolutely true in every way.
YOU ARE RIGHT, I LITERALLY HAVE NO WHERE ELSE TO GO BUT I STILL ❤ U JIMMY
A family that lives together, dies together.
Pray to God there aren’t any oldies in the household.
And they'll feel no guilt in having murdered a family member because the survivors will all say 'it's God's will' and absolve themselves of any part in it. Sick. And people wonder what my problem is with religion.
Apathetic fatalism. I’m not gonna say that being religulous taught them that kind of thinking, but it definitely didn’t teach them NOT TO think so dimly. Yea, we’re in trouble.
Speaking of families, is wife cheater Jesse Watters still banging the Fox News office skank Emma DiGiovine while his wife and beautiful twin baby daughters wait patiently for him to come home for dinner? Asking for a friend.
@@marvelouslife1309 okay what's your problem with religion. Because some stupid people believe in it too?
What is wrong with you? Jesus
Jimmy’s skits having gotten better during this quarantine.
3:12 “They have no shame and no youtube”😂
I hope the clip of 'if he's not wearing, I'm not wearing' goes around because this won't make Donnie look to good
Sadly I think it will have the opposite effect, it will make him look more powerful that people will do whatever stupid thing the orange idiot says or does, regardless.
Trump’s face doesn’t make Trump look good.
“You are a willfully ignorant woman “ 😂🤣 Jimmy, that’s not nice. 🤣😃
Best burn of the monologue
But true
it's just to bad that he couldn't actually say what he wanted to say i'm sure cause he would have gotten bleeped anyways
The truth is never nice.
PS: the word 'nice' is rooted in the Latin word 'nescius', which means 'ignorant'. Its first English usage, in Shakespeare's time, meant 'stupid'. It change over time to mean petty, or nitpicking, and eventually became a description of precision, since most stupidly ignorant petty sniveling fuckwads are very precise, aren't they?
Today you've learned something real and true. For once, you have not wasted the day.
Carl Bailey - Thank you for the history of the word ‘nice’. I never looked it up, and I find the history fascinating.
Kayleigh Macaroni literally trying to start a scandal out of nothing lol
I just want to thank you Jimmy Kimmel for all the funny AND serious videos! THANK YOU💔
The USA is in sooooo much trouble !!!
I love this show I always watch Jimmy Kimmel show keep it up good job 👏
"Leading the way" by being out golfing.... And he said that whilst keeping a straight face.
This is pure gold. Oh my god. Kimmel and his writers are such geniuses.
Im a christian. My family go to church every sunday, my mom goes to church every tuesday and thursday while me and my brother go every friday as well. During quarantine, all churches are closed and we dont complain. My entire family joins a live church every sunday while me, my mom and brother joins a groupcall for other daily worships. Being in this pandemic is not an excuse to reopen churches.
The Temple of God is within.
If only all Christians were as smart as you
Lmfao, "No you don't, you're a willfully ignorant woman," hahaha, Jimmy Kimmel is killing it on youtube!! 😂🤣
You just earned a fan and a subscriber Kimmel. Thanks for exposing them and slowly making a change.
Tump sounds like Judge Smells when he says GOFF!!
The great Mike judge warned us of this incoming idiocracy.......
His prediction of idiocracy is happening several hundred years early and it’s happening right now.
Go away! I'm 'bating in here...
That is absolutely untrue!
For Idiocracy to be happening, we would have had to elect a reality star, as President, and that person would have had to fill their Cabinet with unqualified idiots and yes men... /sarcasm
President Camacho not only had the intelligence to put someone smarter in charge, but by all appearances cared about the well-being of his people. The current president does neither of those things.
"The point liger wood seems to be missing is that..." 😂😂
I’m so glad Kimmel is doing shows this week when Stephen Colbert is taking the week off.
I completely agree, Kimmel is one of the very best!!! Love what he does!