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  • Опубликовано: 8 июл 2021
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @HennesseyPerformanceF5
    @HennesseyPerformanceF5 2 года назад +11335

    MO POWA! Get to Home Depot even faster in the HPE1000 Durango.

    • @lkv0315
      @lkv0315 2 года назад +598

      Yooo it’s hennessey 🤙 love what y’all do!

    • @rob5792
      @rob5792 2 года назад +475

      Can y'all slide a Venom or two my way please?

    • @dylantobler1135
      @dylantobler1135 2 года назад +406

      I can afford is a 5th of whiskey and a Powerade. Mix em’ together and I can get a literal taste of my very own : Hennessy Performance, Broke Boy Edition

    • @rob5792
      @rob5792 2 года назад +101

      @@dylantobler1135 Bro, you wildin

    • @notsubz3r067
      @notsubz3r067 2 года назад +10

      YOO

  • @davidmfr3y
    @davidmfr3y 2 года назад +411

    "Cause you know what comes after 3..."
    "4?"
    "Twwwoooooooooo"
    Dang, got me again

    • @b0b0_
      @b0b0_ 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pinkmilka
      @Pinkmilka 2 года назад +3

      Thats some Valve Stuff.

    • @mirthenary
      @mirthenary 2 года назад +3

      And an unskippable ad, thanks RUclips

    • @ejcross8713
      @ejcross8713 2 года назад +2

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @robm9772
      @robm9772 2 года назад +1

      Glad I wasn't the only one. I went, "wait, what? oh, right".

  • @mayank2564
    @mayank2564 2 года назад +497

    you know what comes after three
    James : "two"
    me : "fou....two"

  • @jmackinjersey1
    @jmackinjersey1 2 года назад +50

    Brabus: When you absolutely have to get your troops to their destination before the ink on their orders is even dry.

  • @confuzionn4843
    @confuzionn4843 2 года назад +558

    "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."

    • @rastomasstanford7708
      @rastomasstanford7708 2 года назад +2

      JP

    • @TheNuclearBolton
      @TheNuclearBolton 2 года назад

      Didn’t he say this in another one of his videos? 😂 or did someone comment that on a video about people’s proffered learnings methods? VARK... visual, auditory, kinesthetic, and reading? I think

    • @andredeketeleastutecomplex
      @andredeketeleastutecomplex 2 года назад

      Jeff Goldblum.

    • @harrykoyl3784
      @harrykoyl3784 2 года назад

      I can almost hear the theme song!

    • @tyrel7185
      @tyrel7185 2 года назад

      This comment is best when you know the original source! (Hint: you’ll find it in a history book).

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 2 года назад +4447

    I feel like we're in the 60s muscle car era for SUVs

    • @edim108
      @edim108 2 года назад +375

      Just in time for the next "Oil Crisis" to mess everything up. Enjoy the madness whilst it lasts...

    • @agentpuppy2271
      @agentpuppy2271 2 года назад +54

      I would like but you got 69 likes so.....yeah

    • @larrydaberry8717
      @larrydaberry8717 2 года назад +8

      I saw you in ksi's comments lol

    • @adamdomonski1619
      @adamdomonski1619 2 года назад +1

      Exactly

    • @zachaliles
      @zachaliles 2 года назад +50

      When were 60's muscle cars going 0-60 in under 4 seconds?

  • @jaredasa626
    @jaredasa626 Год назад +20

    Easily the funniest video put out by Donut Media. James' presenting is on point, and the editing elevates it to instant classic status.

  • @DeadSync_is_noob
    @DeadSync_is_noob 2 года назад +6

    2:59 Not only in Japan but also in India it is known as the Pajero. Right now we have in India, the Pajero Sport.

  • @blackheart1842
    @blackheart1842 2 года назад +1016

    Imagine a mom late for her kids soccer practice she quickly load the kids into the hennessy hpe 1000 and floors it until she reaches the practice field unload the kids but wait, now she is late for her yoga class so she floors it to catch up to her class. Now if unnecessarily fast suv didn’t exist that poor mother will be late for her kids soccer practice and her yoga class. THINK JAMES. THINK

    • @kevyriverside8082
      @kevyriverside8082 2 года назад +53

      If i actually saw an ad like that i most definatelly wouldnt be mad at it😂😂😂

    • @zaarifhossaini6467
      @zaarifhossaini6467 2 года назад +31

      They do reach FOOTBALL practice but dead.

    • @mirthenary
      @mirthenary 2 года назад +19

      AND she can do burnouts the whole way😆

    • @yiocho220
      @yiocho220 2 года назад +5

      Than the mom jumps the river doing 150 to make it to the store before it closes 😂

    • @mudundisivaramaraju4640
      @mudundisivaramaraju4640 2 года назад +1

      No she will go to Jail if she floors a 1000hp SUV

  • @ChrisN06999
    @ChrisN06999 2 года назад +366

    "Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio. No, it's not just the pasta."
    I felt that.

  • @b.s.adventures9421
    @b.s.adventures9421 2 года назад +17

    Typhoon held that title for 14 years according to you info.
    That’s a pretty good run.
    They were quite fast in the era.

  • @ASTRNetwork
    @ASTRNetwork 2 года назад +25

    The Aztek had a 9.2 second timing (Comparing to the Miata's 9.6)

  • @jamessizemore7103
    @jamessizemore7103 2 года назад +2273

    Between the camo hat and the polo shirt, James looks like a full on dad

    • @JamesD401
      @JamesD401 2 года назад +20

      My dad

    • @proxyhx2075
      @proxyhx2075 2 года назад +6

      And he is

    • @johnjohnson9431
      @johnjohnson9431 2 года назад +16

      He needs a lip and a light beer

    • @ali_tdi2440
      @ali_tdi2440 2 года назад +17

      Ironic since he doesnt know where his is

    • @ert-wert
      @ert-wert 2 года назад +4

      Your mom looks like your dad

  • @Focarrolo
    @Focarrolo 2 года назад +407

    Fun fact: The pajero changed it's name to Montero in Spain because it means, literally, Wanker.

    • @MYwinters1945
      @MYwinters1945 2 года назад +18

      also in latin america

    • @baddas380
      @baddas380 2 года назад +23

      Hahaha True, in every spanish speaking country it means wanker

    • @iinmywoorl
      @iinmywoorl 2 года назад +7

      I was about to comment this! Same thing in Argentina

    • @Josh_Quillan
      @Josh_Quillan 2 года назад +4

      In the UK it's a Shogun. Because...no, I have no idea, beyond some baseless accusations of selective racism.

    • @iinmywoorl
      @iinmywoorl 2 года назад +15

      @@Josh_Quillan Well, that's a more fitting name considering it's a japanese car

  • @gustavohp3439
    @gustavohp3439 2 года назад +4

    17:14 Chreap Chan Chreochtee

  • @oranjedrurgen8934
    @oranjedrurgen8934 2 года назад +48

    donut's easily this generation's top gear. love it, never change

  • @bluekeys7661
    @bluekeys7661 2 года назад +405

    "Maybe Connor needs to get to lacrosse practice faster."
    That right there.

    • @user-up1ku4qz5h
      @user-up1ku4qz5h 2 года назад

      Pen is

    • @rastomasstanford7708
      @rastomasstanford7708 2 года назад +1

      That's my boy

    • @lil._.t4425
      @lil._.t4425 2 года назад

      I was reading your comment the second he said that in the vid so it easel like he was narrating my thoughts lol

  • @FinancialShinanigan
    @FinancialShinanigan 2 года назад +1614

    Grand Cherokee making more appearances than James' dad in his life.

  • @phillipstraus
    @phillipstraus 2 года назад +2

    14:36 and we’re still not done!!! Yooooooo!!! 😆😆🤣🤣🤣

  • @cooolboysid24
    @cooolboysid24 2 года назад +3

    17:09 i totally lost it on that gag reflex

  • @josecardenas2197
    @josecardenas2197 2 года назад +1525

    I progressively started to loose my shit every time he said "This isn't the last jeep on this list" XD

    • @sMASHsound
      @sMASHsound 2 года назад +8

      cause it was literally worth waiting for.... those shiz were fast.

    • @Mr-P1
      @Mr-P1 2 года назад

      Lmao. Bro. Same.

    • @keydasagittarius9505
      @keydasagittarius9505 2 года назад +2

      Everytime I just had my mind saying I can't wait to see this thing stats

    • @jonathanvillalba3214
      @jonathanvillalba3214 2 года назад

      The yeeeeps make people drop down a good house down payment in a depreciating asset

    • @TTV20209989
      @TTV20209989 2 года назад

      Don’t hate on that jeep

  • @mitchellmeyer4177
    @mitchellmeyer4177 2 года назад +413

    Whoever edited this video; give them more. The editor did a phenomenal job on this! Pumphrey and this editor: just give them their own show. The pumphrey and unnamed editor show

    • @moldyskittle
      @moldyskittle 2 года назад +7

      Wait... this... THIS IS THAT SHOW! WHOOOOOO!

    • @mitchellmeyer4177
      @mitchellmeyer4177 2 года назад +2

      @@moldyskittle I was making a joke. Editor did a great job and wanted to see them get some recognition for it. May e a "good job" from the boss man

    • @calholli
      @calholli 2 года назад +9

      @@mitchellmeyer4177 Well you see.. then he made a joke about your joke, in that he's saying that your joke already exists, because this show actually is just James and the editor.... and that's the joke.

    • @moldyskittle
      @moldyskittle 2 года назад +3

      @@mitchellmeyer4177 I was too!

    • @moldyskittle
      @moldyskittle 2 года назад +3

      @@calholli LOL thanks man

  • @SoloSailing77
    @SoloSailing77 2 года назад +3

    They designed that Lambo to be able to run 118 mph on the beach. The front spun 15% faster than the rears did, I believe. Remember reading an article in Car and Driver about it back in the 80's. Probably still have it actually.

  • @joshuajohnson6964
    @joshuajohnson6964 2 года назад +9

    “Coolest car named after a wave.”
    That’s the type of sayings brochures should be printed with.”

  • @deathi
    @deathi 2 года назад +424

    hennesy execs be like:
    -snorts line of powder-
    get this, 1000hp prius

    • @ShawnD__
      @ShawnD__ 2 года назад +34

      They probably have enough hellcat editions to steal parts off of to put into a prius

    • @aphex14
      @aphex14 2 года назад

      lol!!!

    • @zero01grimreaper
      @zero01grimreaper 2 года назад +5

      I would actually pay for that. 😹😹

    • @kresshmusic
      @kresshmusic 2 года назад +12

      yo that bitch would fly

    • @faterevelation
      @faterevelation 2 года назад +11

      Don't forget not delivering to their customers

  • @lawnmowerdude
    @lawnmowerdude 2 года назад +193

    15:15
    James: “Do you know what comes after 3”
    Me: “4?”
    James: “2”
    Me: “oh”

  • @mustafashamsi6426
    @mustafashamsi6426 2 года назад +1

    7:50 the chevy trail blazers pss pss got me hahahahah

  • @Boosty_Boost
    @Boosty_Boost 2 года назад +6

    man i just love this channel. best car show in 2010's and so far in 2020's - quite frankly this video was epic. and im not a suv guy. but now i need one ofc .. :,D

  • @brendanshaw7026
    @brendanshaw7026 2 года назад +566

    “Jreep Tran cheritee”- the wise words of James

    • @scottsinclair7735
      @scottsinclair7735 2 года назад +22

      "lambor gine mashine" - james pumphrey 2021

    • @Someone-vj3lj
      @Someone-vj3lj 2 года назад +1

      So true

    • @Abyss955
      @Abyss955 2 года назад +3

      I though it was “ Nail in bunghole “.

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 2 года назад +4

      Ahh the Vietnamese made Jeep Tran Cherry Tee

    • @protogaming4295
      @protogaming4295 2 года назад +2

      They mentioned the Mach-E and i vomited in my mouth

  • @scottyscorch6217
    @scottyscorch6217 2 года назад +1136

    Hennessey: Makes fast cars.
    Their customers: Receives fast cars slowly.

    • @human_organ_lover96_gamer
      @human_organ_lover96_gamer 2 года назад +18

      Mean while grandma and her Hennessy

    • @Sandi_shores_lands_fish
      @Sandi_shores_lands_fish 2 года назад +3

      Their competitors: sees hennesee tailights VERY quickly

    • @scottyscorch6217
      @scottyscorch6217 2 года назад +4

      @@Sandi_shores_lands_fish and wonder how long ago they paid Hennessey for the car. 2 years and they're still waiting

    • @Sandi_shores_lands_fish
      @Sandi_shores_lands_fish 2 года назад +2

      @@scottyscorch6217 that sux.. do they at least get a calendar or even a novelty pen to cool things off

    • @eur0be4t3r
      @eur0be4t3r 2 года назад +3

      666th like, cool

  • @unfa00
    @unfa00 Год назад +4

    James, this was an amazing performance. Your energy and acting are extremely entertaining. The editing only emphasizes that. This was an incredibly fun video to watch. Thank you!

  • @wyattboothby5285
    @wyattboothby5285 Год назад

    My uncle bought a used black on grey '93 GMC Typhoon back in '96-'97ish. Purchased out of Robb Report magazine (like a cross between Maxim magazine and the old buy/sell/trade, except it's pretty much just for rich people). Price tag exceeded $40,000! and had to go to another province to get it. Driving that thing was quite an experience. I've only been in a handful of V8 powered cars that could match the performance of that little turbo'ed V6 because of all the GoFast GMC bolted on, plumbed in and filled it with (special pistons, rods, heads, valves etc.. - from the factory!)
    Absolutely ridiculous to drive- in a good way. Because it was all wheel drive and had about 12" wide tires front and rear, it cornered like it was on rails, and went like a bat out of hell, even in the rain.. And if you wanted to test that 0-60 time, grab a foot full of throttle and the off the line acceleration was like somebody attached a cable to it at a red light, and tied the other end to a dump truck doing 55! Unfortunately parts weren't cheap or plentiful. T-case blew one day and it sat at the shop for about a month, waiting for its new unit to show up.
    Sadly, It went to the dealer for some work on another occasion, and the service guys didn't put it inside at night and somebody decided to steal it.. T'was never seen again.

  • @sendingit2601
    @sendingit2601 2 года назад +286

    Seeing James slow decent into madness as he goes through the list reminds me of old up to speeds. Happy to see donuts writers can keep with the old energy and chaos

    • @lrrowley
      @lrrowley 2 года назад +17

      I was thinking the same thing! Pumphrey at his best when he becomes unhinged lol

    • @sendingit2601
      @sendingit2601 2 года назад +4

      @@lrrowley agreed 🤝

    • @calholli
      @calholli 2 года назад +5

      yeah.. that ain't the writers

    • @dimitrijekrstic7567
      @dimitrijekrstic7567 2 года назад +3

      @@calholli that's raw James energy

    • @sendingit2601
      @sendingit2601 2 года назад +1

      @@calholli I kinda agree. But gotta give some credit to the writers

  • @OnlySourSauce
    @OnlySourSauce 2 года назад +1645

    Half this episode is James saying "WhYyYY tHouGH?!?!" and the rest is "not the last jeep you'll see" 😉
    Loved every second of it
    Edit: damn this is my most upvote ever, thank y'all. God I love this donut community, y'all way too good haha

  • @teligon
    @teligon 2 года назад

    Man.... I just LOVE your videos. Informative, factual and HILARIOUS!

  • @imjusdf7107
    @imjusdf7107 2 года назад +3

    This video was legendary 🔥🔥from the commentating to the suspense classic shit 💯🙌🏾

  • @jlsgarage872
    @jlsgarage872 2 года назад +97

    I about died when he said "wHy Do YoU nEeD tO gO tO hOmE dEpOt So FrIkKeN fAsT"

  • @mastersphax7993
    @mastersphax7993 2 года назад +406

    Little notice from a german guy: A-B-T is the family name of the owners so it's Abt. One word. Thanks for reading :D

    • @sebyfloristean9514
      @sebyfloristean9514 2 года назад +7

      Nice rs3 clubsport pfp 😳

    • @nothing9271
      @nothing9271 2 года назад +2

      Ugliest quattro on the grill

    • @oneminuteerik584
      @oneminuteerik584 2 года назад +2

      So isses junge. Ich habe mich auch gewundert.

    • @apuhnahasa4119
      @apuhnahasa4119 2 года назад +1

      Wir Deutschen können nicht anders.
      Danke :-)

    • @mikemhz
      @mikemhz 2 года назад

      There's no way to pronounce "Abt" in English

  • @kurdoamin5163
    @kurdoamin5163 2 года назад

    Amazing , bro your videos are great I really enjoy it thanks

  • @rraawk00
    @rraawk00 2 года назад

    amazing!! James is so perfect behind the camera. i could watch these videos for hours

  • @obi-wancanoli8236
    @obi-wancanoli8236 2 года назад +771

    Watching James lose it for almost 20 minutes over a bunch of SUVs was... quite the experience

    • @macelius
      @macelius 2 года назад +1

      "I DON"T KNOW WHY!?!"

  • @fourscinmcgee3703
    @fourscinmcgee3703 2 года назад +174

    Imagine if Koenigsegg took their new hybrid and shoved it into an in house designed wide body suv. That would make numbers invalid.. probably.

    • @xeus2eme
      @xeus2eme 2 года назад +8

      "Imagine if Koeni... " NO. BIG OL FUCKING NO.

    • @gaara4667
      @gaara4667 2 года назад

      @@xeus2eme something wrong?

    • @TheCarpenterUnion
      @TheCarpenterUnion 2 года назад +3

      Some of these "SUVs" are basically sedans or hatchbacks anyway. Might as well just call it Fastest 4+ Seaters

    • @xeus2eme
      @xeus2eme 2 года назад

      @@gaara4667 oh my ! You're the real Gaara !? I'm a biiiig fan, oooh yes.

    • @fourscinmcgee3703
      @fourscinmcgee3703 2 года назад

      @@xeus2eme well yes, unlike a robot I can imagine.

  • @danielhussain2900
    @danielhussain2900 2 года назад +2

    15:24 Holly Shit I laughed so hard.... why? Because I have it in the garage, and she's sleeping 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @olavisau
    @olavisau 2 года назад

    One of the best videos I have seen on cars :D Crazy hype well executed.

  • @gabemitchell4477
    @gabemitchell4477 2 года назад +297

    I love just watching James slowly slip into madness during this

    • @nepttune710
      @nepttune710 2 года назад +2

      Dude...nothing makes me laugh until I cry more.

  • @carlosgd2609
    @carlosgd2609 2 года назад +653

    James (15:18): "You know what comes after 3"
    Me: "4"
    James: "2"
    Me: "...."

    • @KaceyGreen
      @KaceyGreen 2 года назад +16

      I exclaimed 2 in the silent gap he left us

    • @aaronb7990
      @aaronb7990 2 года назад +2

      🤘🤣👍

    • @lyteyearz5810
      @lyteyearz5810 2 года назад +1

      Lmfaooooooo 😭😭😭😂💀💀💀

    • @leafertYT
      @leafertYT 2 года назад

      pfffff

    • @beedeebee13
      @beedeebee13 2 года назад

      Yeah, sometimes I am lost for words when I get it wrong too.
      ...
      It's ok boo. It will pass. *entirely in monotone*

  • @matt_neo
    @matt_neo 2 года назад

    When I was a kid my family was able to get a company car because of a move my dad negotiated that diesel q7, in a nice ass dark brown and matching leather interior... was by far our favorite car thing ripped, our actual family car and what we still had by the time I was able to drive was a 5 speed 2007 corolla, but the Rockin' Rolla was still fun (for my still young probationary license ass) and that fucked up clutch got me good for anything that's thrown at me lmao. After airborne porch furniture and other debris took my one and only partner as a write off in a gnarly storm, we were able to get a 2017 5 speed Jetta and I'm sorry corolla I miss you, but I'm in love with another transmission now

  • @NicheEscape
    @NicheEscape 2 года назад +4

    the editor of these videos is top notch :')

  • @AguSWAG4876
    @AguSWAG4876 2 года назад +105

    Automotive engineers be like:
    -Yeah, lets make a 6000 pound beast go under 3 secs, that seems reasonable.

    • @TheDenigreur
      @TheDenigreur 2 года назад +25

      Yeah, because the average person couldn't even handle a 200 hp mid size sedan properly, now everything have to get 500 hp and people are still looking at their phone while driving lol.

    • @AguSWAG4876
      @AguSWAG4876 2 года назад

      @@TheDenigreur basically lol

    • @phiillzzz807
      @phiillzzz807 2 года назад +14

      @@TheDenigreur the problem with these over powered suvs and mini vans is they have so much torque steer is fucking unreal.. i drove my buddy's dodge caravan for a day while my car was in the shop.. that thing is a v6 pushing a whopping 280hp and i shit you not i floored it off a standstill and the thing was steering all over the place.. how the hell did this even pass on safety regulations?? Lmao

    • @charliemoomoo7200
      @charliemoomoo7200 2 года назад +6

      @@phiillzzz807 that might be because the caravan is a fwd which would explain the torque steer. The majority of suvs on this list are either rwd or awd making torque steer nonexistent

    • @phiillzzz807
      @phiillzzz807 2 года назад

      @@charliemoomoo7200 ah yes i forgot to mention about these being fwd

  • @man_on_wheelz
    @man_on_wheelz 2 года назад +388

    "What'ya gotta go to Home Depot so fast for?" Because I keep forgetting shit!!!!

  • @mr52e73
    @mr52e73 2 года назад +1

    I love how once you entered the 3s category you just lost your mind more and more why, WHY NOT

  • @thikhor8230
    @thikhor8230 2 года назад

    I love what you did with the jeeps there, you are amazing!

  • @gabrielriveros4284
    @gabrielriveros4284 2 года назад +451

    Donut: SUV’s need to chill out
    Me: and you need to listen the request of PaganiGaming

  • @niedarb
    @niedarb 2 года назад +240

    ah, yes, the PAJERO, named in japan and one of the most famous reasons of why now manufacturers have local people to name cars: imported to spanish speaking countries where PAJERO literally means WANKER ... you should really do a video about names

    • @kankanmwah
      @kankanmwah 2 года назад +7

      That is true tho, my uncle (a native Spanish speaker currently living in Brazil) owns a 2009 TR4 and he always makes pajero jokes

    • @Skullbrothers
      @Skullbrothers 2 года назад +3

      Like the Kona in Portuguese speaking countries.

    • @BeeaReyoU.
      @BeeaReyoU. 2 года назад +1

      @@kankanmwah does is mean bird?
      In Spanish pajaro or pajario are used as a word to describe your penis but are actually the word for bird and birdie.

    • @benjaminjoseph285
      @benjaminjoseph285 2 года назад +1

      It is called pajero in India also

    • @purpleneons
      @purpleneons 2 года назад

      Hyundai is selling the Kona in Europe, but there's a catch: "kona" means "is dying in pain" in Polish so for a Polish person the whole name sounds like Hyundai is dying in pain lmaooo

  • @ifartedalittle3501
    @ifartedalittle3501 2 года назад +2

    8:25 i saw one of these car once, exiting out of a car park.

  • @Chowyanh
    @Chowyanh 2 года назад

    Absolutely dope presentation man. 🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @rythefryguy6304
    @rythefryguy6304 2 года назад +480

    The worst feeling is seeing a sporty lookin suv behind u and you think it’s go time but when they go next to you it’s a mom on her phone goin 120

    • @TwinTurboOnly
      @TwinTurboOnly 2 года назад +55

      It’s always a woman on her phone. Every single time

    • @jorgewuzhear
      @jorgewuzhear 2 года назад +44

      Worst part is it fucking has HANDS FREE capabilities lol why are you holding your phone? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @jarlevanlandeghem8595
      @jarlevanlandeghem8595 2 года назад +7

      @@jorgewuzhear I know right I see it all the time

    • @heybuddy7410
      @heybuddy7410 2 года назад +1

      @@jorgewuzhear absolutely

    • @thatguy3745
      @thatguy3745 2 года назад +7

      Sounds like some deap trama man

  • @devinbaker8707
    @devinbaker8707 2 года назад +151

    "The one that looks like a Kangaroo's head" - Welp, never gonna unsee that one.

  • @austindurfee2385
    @austindurfee2385 2 года назад

    Love the content and edits!!!

  • @Invis_Space
    @Invis_Space 2 года назад +1

    Where was the BMW X3 M Comp!?!? That car easily does 3.2! 🚙 💨
    This video was both hilarious and informative! Awesome 🙏🏻

  • @pyrogic8802
    @pyrogic8802 2 года назад +130

    15:14 " What comes after 3 "
    my brain: 4
    James: 2

  • @heytelesc
    @heytelesc 2 года назад +64

    As a resident of the "drives their cherokee like a fckin rally car" association, I appreciate this episode. Thank you James 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

    • @harvestblades
      @harvestblades 2 года назад +1

      only way to drive a xj, well and over rocks & through mud.

  • @repechhi8928
    @repechhi8928 2 года назад +1

    amazing editor, one of the best edited videos i've watched in my life

  • @antm7506
    @antm7506 Год назад

    I freaking love this channel. So many laughs and I’m learning 😅

  • @bonelesswatermelon420
    @bonelesswatermelon420 2 года назад +163

    Finally, a D-List hosted by James' dad

    • @anydaynow01
      @anydaynow01 2 года назад

      Lol yep, he was wearing his old Nismo shirt and rolled out in his Z31 300zx, James has such a cool dad!

  • @m.a.d.pandagaming6895
    @m.a.d.pandagaming6895 2 года назад +67

    "Lemme tell you something....this won't be the last time you see the Grand Cherokee on this list"
    *Trackhawk noises intensify*

    • @mattroyce
      @mattroyce 2 года назад +2

      facts eh

    • @sauditate4562
      @sauditate4562 2 года назад +2

      Vroom Vroom in the distance...

    • @m.a.d.pandagaming6895
      @m.a.d.pandagaming6895 2 года назад +2

      @@sauditate4562 more like "WAAAAAAAAAAAH"

    • @KAAD98
      @KAAD98 2 года назад

      You're right, can't believe so many people are buying these crazy fast SUV's. BTW I think I solved the problem, one gas powered vehicle & one electric

  • @deundra31
    @deundra31 2 года назад

    I don’t think you realize just how funny you are 😂😂 I’M HERE FOR IT. Dank content as always

  • @garrettmitchell5657
    @garrettmitchell5657 Год назад

    I watched the video this morning before I went to work. Not four hours later did a Pajero Evolution roll in on my lunch break. Totally made my day

  • @MrBlue-ib7oi
    @MrBlue-ib7oi 2 года назад +271

    in my house, we all say herspers now. james, you've changed our lives...

    • @oliverallen5324
      @oliverallen5324 2 года назад +5

      How else do people say HP?

    • @GaneshrajP_
      @GaneshrajP_ 2 года назад

      @@oliverallen5324 xD

    • @fizfilet5640
      @fizfilet5640 2 года назад +1

      in Indonesia we say DK instead HP

    • @mikukumiku
      @mikukumiku 2 года назад +1

      Get ready, ya’ll are gonna start calling it the “cheept tranchdt cherutchee”

    • @jesuschristislord7754
      @jesuschristislord7754 2 года назад +1

      Same lol

  • @thehomiejw6714
    @thehomiejw6714 2 года назад +161

    "What are you gonna freaking go to home depot so fast for?"
    this line killed me LMAO

    • @iosgaming2824
      @iosgaming2824 2 года назад

      Soccer practice too lol

    • @nTrylo
      @nTrylo Год назад

      this is easily the funniest video i've ever seen on this channel

  • @Adam-FR
    @Adam-FR 2 года назад

    9:04 that chuckle in the background killed me 🤣

  • @angelmora1952
    @angelmora1952 Год назад

    “ no it’s not just a pasta “ killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brandonswinson3033
    @brandonswinson3033 2 года назад +229

    So who’s gonna tell James that a typhoon is a storm and in fact, not a wave?

    • @anthonyruddell3969
      @anthonyruddell3969 2 года назад +31

      Came here just for this... was thinking "I think your thinking about a tsunami bruh"

    • @calholli
      @calholli 2 года назад +4

      It's not only a storm... It's a hurricane with reverse.

    • @julesiebear
      @julesiebear 2 года назад +10

      @@calholli Hurricane = Atlantic
      Typhoon = Pacific
      That’s the only difference

    • @PaulBlamey
      @PaulBlamey 2 года назад +2

      @@calholli it's just a hurricane in north west pacific.

    • @calholli
      @calholli 2 года назад

      @@julesiebear I know... I was thinking north and south too though.. lol

  • @FutureVision11
    @FutureVision11 2 года назад +100

    "What comes after 3? ... 2!" Would definitely be a shirt car guys would rock tf out of lol

  • @dpajc056
    @dpajc056 2 года назад +2

    I freaking hate the SUV popularity because a sedan drives much better and with a station wagon you got the SUV practicality. HOWEVER, I can see why the SUVs have taken over (at least in Canada) First, you can’t even freaking speed anymore: Traffic jams, speed cameras, shitty roads, etc. Then, the SUVs these days have very comparable fuel efficiency as regular sedans, and they’re much easier to get in and out of. They have better ground clearance against snow. In the days when almost every vehicle in front of you is a van, truck or an SUV with tinted windows, it really helps to have a higher vehicle to see the road ahead. So yeah, as a daily driver I reckon an SUV is best here

  • @kyleadams4605
    @kyleadams4605 2 года назад

    I love how James slowly builds up the excitement and anger after each car.. Also, I have 3 Cherokee's (96' 4.0L, 98 5.9L , 2018 5.7L) so it was dope to see the junk yard I have outside competing on the D-list. LOL

  • @danielhast7214
    @danielhast7214 2 года назад +262

    “A ZJ? What’s a ZJ?”
    -“If you don’t know, you can’t afford it.”

    • @sunofabob
      @sunofabob 2 года назад +4

      Underrated comment.

    • @trillnix3043
      @trillnix3043 2 года назад

      🍺 fest. Classic

    • @mertd7702
      @mertd7702 2 года назад +6

      Can’t afford shit these days

    • @miloslogic
      @miloslogic 2 года назад +2

      @@mertd7702 I feel ya bro

    • @stevekenilworth
      @stevekenilworth 3 месяца назад

      if your lucky you may find it in anther brand of car for reasonable price

  • @tc2241
    @tc2241 2 года назад +62

    Jeep: We heard you’re a dad going through a midlife crisis, but you want to keep it in the low

  • @wpanik
    @wpanik 2 года назад +2

    That Stelvio gets even more impressive when you start looking at what cars it's beats around The Ring…

  • @nickwestfield
    @nickwestfield 2 года назад

    LOL " this isnt the last time you'll see Jeep Cherokee on the list..." killed me lol

  • @HighSpeedLowDrag
    @HighSpeedLowDrag 2 года назад +83

    James, it’s time we talked about weather patterns. Typhoons are storms.
    I love you

    • @bruceleeman
      @bruceleeman 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, that was getting to me too haha.

  • @JoeyLehotsky
    @JoeyLehotsky 2 года назад +129

    James looking like he’s the President of the Lonely Drivers Club

  • @ripper12322
    @ripper12322 2 года назад

    Getting more crazy the lower the seconds become - hahahaha - love it!

  • @sendercorp
    @sendercorp 2 года назад +2

    0:44 fantastic jacket !

  • @m33p0
    @m33p0 2 года назад +47

    james: "what comes after 3?"
    me: 4!
    james: "2"
    😐

  • @jerlaine1638
    @jerlaine1638 2 года назад +130

    I love how many times he had to say "this isn't the last Jeep on the list" 😂😂😊

    • @bilinasmini3480
      @bilinasmini3480 2 года назад +4

      Everytime he mentioned a jeep then said it wouldn’t be the last with that damn wink got me 🤣😅

  • @Gkitchens1
    @Gkitchens1 2 года назад +1

    I didn't even know they made a hellcat Durango until I was behind one in my 1 red-light town the other day. That was interesting. I've seen it 3 times since and my mind, well it's still bottled.

    • @schylersmith1223
      @schylersmith1223 2 года назад

      Yep 1 year only. I picked one up as my daily and love it

  • @Sinancan93
    @Sinancan93 2 года назад

    I love this channel LMAO ! Awesome video. Love the humor

  • @noruea1774
    @noruea1774 2 года назад +35

    Fun fact:
    Mitsubishi's Montero was first sold in Spain with the Pajero name.
    It was shortly after changed to Montero because pajero in Spanish means... well, wanker.

    • @gymusen
      @gymusen 2 года назад +5

      It's funny cuz, in Brazil it was still called Pajero when sold here

    • @ShawnD__
      @ShawnD__ 2 года назад +1

      Spanish is a broken language where a word will have a different meaning in every country it is spoken, makes it difficult to learn for me and working with people from the DR, Ecuador, and other countries LOL

    • @mrsmiastef
      @mrsmiastef 2 года назад +3

      @@gymusen they speak Portuguese in Brazil not Spanish.

    • @noruea1774
      @noruea1774 2 года назад +5

      @@mrsmiastef Still, I'm from Spain and I wouldn't understand any word from an ecuatorian.

    • @Dsilver024
      @Dsilver024 2 года назад +1

      @@noruea1774 well Spain is the one with the funky Spanish..... It's like England's English vs America's English; supposedly the origin but wrong lol..... naw jk im Brazilian/Colombian in miami so heavy Cuban Spanish mixed in and in Colombian and Cuban pajero means wanker/jack off.. the mental pic in my head hearing James say it while I translated was funny

  • @unnamedracer9757
    @unnamedracer9757 2 года назад +35

    My top 2 dream cars I will probably never get:
    GMC Syclone
    GMC Typhoon

  • @drewpeacock2762
    @drewpeacock2762 Год назад +1

    by secure the contract at 2:15 they meant they didnt win the deal. It wasnt a paperwork issue, the buyer just chose a different manufacturer before a deal was made

  • @erickotapish7842
    @erickotapish7842 2 года назад

    I used to have an 80s 300z like that ....its was killed by a money shift into 3rd doing about 85 ....

  • @ranjan_v
    @ranjan_v 2 года назад +569

    Loved your way of explaining

    • @tscript8109
      @tscript8109 2 года назад +4

      Yh bro he’s good, but still thi he called the x6 m an x5 lol😂

    • @thatguy3745
      @thatguy3745 2 года назад +1

      @@tscript8109 I'm gonna need a whole new Rosetta stone for this shit man

    • @thatguy3745
      @thatguy3745 2 года назад +1

      @@tscript8109 cant tell if its epilepsy or elon musk's Twitter account...
      Gosh damn

    • @tscript8109
      @tscript8109 2 года назад

      @@thatguy3745 lol

    • @Byna354
      @Byna354 2 года назад +1

      @@thatguy3745 Thank you for saying it, I felt like i lost brain cells trying to watch this. I mean the man is clearly smart, why can't he just talk like a normal person?

  • @Emersonbmx16
    @Emersonbmx16 2 года назад +244

    Alternative Title: Grown man has meltdown over fast SUV’s 😹

  • @anshulkadian1761
    @anshulkadian1761 2 года назад

    I loved his emphasis on the word WHY??!!! 😂😂

  • @barnykirashi
    @barnykirashi 2 года назад

    2:57 My dad owned one. It was a really good car. Also, we call it Pajero with J like in "Jet".
    That was the car that really pushed me into the rabbit hole of Japanese cars...
    That exact Pajero is not sold......or at least, not everything of it.....It still sits in my father's backyard....in pieces.

  • @armansingh6293
    @armansingh6293 2 года назад +21

    The idea of going from 0 to 60 mph in 3.7 seconds inside a G Wagon sounds absolutely terrifying

    • @kylecope4412
      @kylecope4412 2 года назад

      You mean amazing?

    • @lime3324
      @lime3324 2 года назад +3

      @@kylecope4412 i mean if you’ve been into one, it’s literally a coffin.

    • @zerocool5395
      @zerocool5395 2 года назад

      One of the dumbest vehicles ever made.
      Change my mind...

  • @Azeazel.
    @Azeazel. 2 года назад +146

    Donut has the best ad integrations ngl worth whatever they pay y’all

    • @the876ceo
      @the876ceo 2 года назад

      BIG Facts

    • @jordonsmith1371
      @jordonsmith1371 2 года назад +4

      You need go check out my boy Trap Lore Ross he's the only man out here rivaling these guys for ads

    • @toastcat1883
      @toastcat1883 2 года назад +1

      I don't know man Internet Historian has some really good ad reads

    • @Azeazel.
      @Azeazel. 2 года назад +1

      @@jordonsmith1371 lmaooo I know whatchu mean those off beat songs slap ngl

  • @junaobraga
    @junaobraga 2 года назад

    LMFAO!! You're the best, man! Funniest and the best car show guy on the internet!

  • @LiLBrotato
    @LiLBrotato 2 года назад +2

    The pressure really builds up whenever he stated "guess what this ain'ty the last jeep beep Cherokee you'll see on this list" 🥴