The $150 Rich People Crystal Water Bottle

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  • Опубликовано: 7 окт 2023
  • "i decided to experiment and waste $138"
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  • @-huma
    @-huma 9 месяцев назад +11449

    Who else just randomly found him and can't stop watching him

  • @IRINUK26
    @IRINUK26 9 месяцев назад +3889

    I love that she spent 100 dollars on a water bottle but used tap water 😂

    • @orangepeelqueen2787
      @orangepeelqueen2787 9 месяцев назад +104

      tbf in a lot of places tap water has more regulations than bottled water for cleanliness.

    • @Ohfr_
      @Ohfr_ 9 месяцев назад +153

      ​@@orangepeelqueen2787 Wait, If that's the case...there's no point in buying the $100+ water. They're just scamming themselves, wth

    • @sandraliten7665
      @sandraliten7665 9 месяцев назад +23

      But don't the bottle clean the water.?????

    • @Ohfr_
      @Ohfr_ 9 месяцев назад +58

      @sandraliten7665 It doesn't look like it has a filtration system since the tap water she poured in isn't cycling around. The only thing the bottle is doing is adding money towards the seller's bank account and providing buyer's the smugness of knowing they can spend $100+ for a mineral to just sit in their water 😭

    • @drivethrupoet
      @drivethrupoet 9 месяцев назад

      That tap water is probably clean but it's the chemicals that make it clean which you want to avoid. Also it depends on where you live, tbf.@@orangepeelqueen2787

  • @EggoBeggo__
    @EggoBeggo__ 9 месяцев назад +984

    2:03
    This statement is completely true.
    My tap water has been really mean to me lately, but once I got this water bottle my water started complimenting me every day! Works so well.

    • @TheLoveMiku
      @TheLoveMiku 9 месяцев назад +23

      🤣

    • @ooreofebalogun8624
      @ooreofebalogun8624 2 месяца назад +14

      damn ur lucky,every since i got this water bottle my tap water always yells at me😢

    • @FIZZAR0LLI-Milkylove
      @FIZZAR0LLI-Milkylove 27 дней назад +1

      Orrrr buy normal bottled water?

  • @veg4life.
    @veg4life. 9 месяцев назад +802

    Imagine the toxic chemicals on the inside of the water bottle like glue and paint used to make the fake rock and people drinking it

    • @zenleeparadise
      @zenleeparadise 9 месяцев назад +66

      I mean I doubt it's a fake rock.... that would probably be harder to make than just finding a real one. Like, amethyst or whatever isn't hard to find. It's pretty common. I mean I'm sure it's safe it's just overpriced and silly.

    • @youresinningtoo3996
      @youresinningtoo3996 8 месяцев назад +24

      I have one and the crystal has a hole in the bottom and it's held on by metal wires, you can take the crystal out because it's real.
      Edit: typos

    • @younce-davis952
      @younce-davis952 8 месяцев назад

      The crystals industry is literally based on mining companies trying to sell their pretty 'junk' rocks. That being said, they appropriated cultural beliefs of crystals to manufacture their pseudoscientific marketing on their magical properties.

    • @edie4321
      @edie4321 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@zenleeparadise , They are fake. That's why it broke like he said. Learn how to tell faked crystals. Hint: it's made in China.

    • @wandabunny8199
      @wandabunny8199 6 месяцев назад

      ​@youresinningtoo3996 can confirm that its held by medal wires

  • @teapartytaIes
    @teapartytaIes 9 месяцев назад +1920

    they shouldve spent the money on braincells

  • @Lillostkitten16
    @Lillostkitten16 9 месяцев назад +1370

    Girl....I saw this same bottle on Amazon for like $15. These influencers are crazy 😂

    • @Meowth_HMC
      @Meowth_HMC 8 месяцев назад +82

      Yeah exactly because its a cheap stone they make it sound expensive but it just isnt

    • @digital_pokemon
      @digital_pokemon 8 месяцев назад +8

      Xd

    • @wright4599
      @wright4599 7 месяцев назад

      fr! i went to joann's fabric last week and saw one for $20. had no idea what the hell i was looking at but i still thought it was a scam

    • @edie4321
      @edie4321 6 месяцев назад +21

      I used to have some. They are around 15.00 and made in China. I did not feel they were safe as the crystals have to be fake, so what are they made of?

    • @aliway4136
      @aliway4136 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@edie4321you can get a chunk of real rose quartz for $10

  • @Cwqrvz
    @Cwqrvz 9 месяцев назад +298

    unless the water bottle can walk, talk, drive me to work AND pay the bills then it’s worth 138 dollars💀

    • @kygal
      @kygal 9 месяцев назад +19

      But if it pays the bills would you still need it to drive you to work? 🤔

    • @-.noah.-1632
      @-.noah.-1632 9 месяцев назад +8

      Still need money😭

  • @Katimulator
    @Katimulator 9 месяцев назад +450

    As a geologist, this trend really drains my soul

    • @mrpickles-hb6zx
      @mrpickles-hb6zx 9 месяцев назад +44

      Take the chance to scam em

    • @absolutelyridiculous6743
      @absolutelyridiculous6743 8 месяцев назад +15

      Rocks for Jocks was one of my favorite classes.

    • @camerynr8344
      @camerynr8344 8 месяцев назад +12

      i love rocks

    • @kraziecatclady
      @kraziecatclady 7 месяцев назад +25

      I saw those tiger's eye face roller things in the store and couldn't stop thinking about how tiger's eye has asbestos in it. I mean, you'd probably have to grind it up in order to cause yourself problems, but I still found it amusing.
      I was studying Geosciences at the time. If I ever go back to college I'm only a few classes from wrapping up my degree, but I'm considering switching to agriculture because I have an unused G.I. Bill to go towards it instead.

    • @Katimulator
      @Katimulator 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@kraziecatclady I'm actually taking a gap year to work in a relavant field but I still want to go back to finish my degree. You still have the experience of doing geosciences under your belt so if you want to go into agriculture go for it, you can always go back to do something geoscience related but its better to have more skills you can use if its what you enjoy

  • @edayavuz1667
    @edayavuz1667 9 месяцев назад +490

    Not only does this purify your water but also your bank account😂

    • @-_Sara_-.
      @-_Sara_-. Месяц назад +3

      it cleans your energy and also your bank account, accurate

  • @deadhand8819
    @deadhand8819 9 месяцев назад +789

    I am a crystal collector and I have some of these Crystal water bottles and I can tell you right now they don't do nothing besides just look pretty.✌🤙

    • @cattacake
      @cattacake 9 месяцев назад +145

      and some of them actually toxify the water if they're mixed with it, and have no barrier 💫🤪

    • @hotmilo
      @hotmilo 9 месяцев назад +97

      Just like Himalayan salt lamps. They look cool and that's about it.

    • @absolutelyridiculous6743
      @absolutelyridiculous6743 8 месяцев назад +48

      ​@@hotmiloThe lower light is relaxing, too but the salt itself does Nada! 😂

    • @hotmilo
      @hotmilo 8 месяцев назад

      @@absolutelyridiculous6743 FAX

    • @deadhand8819
      @deadhand8819 8 месяцев назад +23

      @@cattacake yes that is true malachite is one of them

  • @Mr_blue_7777
    @Mr_blue_7777 9 месяцев назад +299

    The funny thing is that someone literally sat down one day and thought it was an idea to glue a crystal inside a water bottle and sell it 😂😂😂😂

    • @zenleeparadise
      @zenleeparadise 9 месяцев назад +22

      Surely it's fixed in there some other way??? They did NOT just GLUE it to the bottom of the bottle, did they? 🤣 if they did this is even dumber than I realized

    • @gjmarin2004
      @gjmarin2004 9 месяцев назад

      Yes because they know how vacuous the human race is

    • @younce-davis952
      @younce-davis952 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@zenleeparadiseprobably, I dunno, wouldn't doubt it

    • @user-qk4co4pg9t
      @user-qk4co4pg9t 7 месяцев назад

      They need to use common sense. And think about it first

    • @ayoayo1044
      @ayoayo1044 6 месяцев назад

      Profiting off dumb people.

  • @amuletstar6605
    @amuletstar6605 9 месяцев назад +134

    For 130 dollars for a crystal in a water bottle, it better better give me superpowers

    • @randomfan4966
      @randomfan4966 7 месяцев назад +8

      Fr. I better be richer than Batman and Iron man

  • @hotmilo
    @hotmilo 9 месяцев назад +294

    You can spend 1 dollar for a crystal and put it in a plastic cup with water. Boom.

    • @s1mplymegan
      @s1mplymegan 9 месяцев назад +23

      All fun and games until you swallow it 😂

    • @hotmilo
      @hotmilo 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@s1mplymegan hell yea!

    • @poodletinky
      @poodletinky 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@s1mplymeganfinally I’ll be worth something

    • @hotmilo
      @hotmilo 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@poodletinky feels

    • @stephanietip
      @stephanietip 4 месяца назад +1

      Or a fruit infusion bottle I got at dollar tree for a buck twenty five

  • @Sana-zainab
    @Sana-zainab 9 месяцев назад +463

    First alive water, now this 💀 Next is toilet purity water

    • @nameless.402
      @nameless.402 9 месяцев назад +35

      Don't give them ideas

    • @H3llo00
      @H3llo00 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@nameless.402lmai

    • @areswalker5647
      @areswalker5647 9 месяцев назад +18

      Next week on "too much internet for today-" stay toned

    • @Alwayshungryperson
      @Alwayshungryperson 8 месяцев назад +12

      then it's mixing drinks with piss 💀

    • @Alwayshungryperson
      @Alwayshungryperson 8 месяцев назад +8

      saying that it's 100% good for ur health and is refreshing

  • @wolvie1618
    @wolvie1618 8 месяцев назад +69

    I mean I fully believe crystals have the power to make you feel better. When having a rough time, pick one up, look at it, go "nice, pretty rock" and you feel better because you have a pretty cool rock. If someone in your life is causing you stress, pick up a large one, and chuck it as hard as you can at them until they leave. Boom, no stress thanks to crystals.
    Ok the first half was serious but the second half a joke, don't throw crystals at people, you might damage the crystal.

    • @mif_sovremennosty
      @mif_sovremennosty Месяц назад +9

      "Don't throw crystals at people, you might damage the crystal" 💀

  • @pearlescenttea
    @pearlescenttea 9 месяцев назад +83

    him calling the gua sha just a heart shaped rock got me dying

    • @_.bLu3._.j4Y._
      @_.bLu3._.j4Y._ 3 месяца назад +3

      i was looking for this comment.

  • @dazaiosamu9835
    @dazaiosamu9835 9 месяцев назад +605

    im genuinely in love with this man, he has the same kind of humor as me. cant stop watching his videos

    • @IloveKurtCobain-z5k
      @IloveKurtCobain-z5k 9 месяцев назад +28

      His reactions are epic.

    • @nol0nger_humxn
      @nol0nger_humxn 9 месяцев назад +11

      SO TRUE FELLOW BSD FAN

    • @rdnrmnvch
      @rdnrmnvch 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@nol0nger_humxnomg bsd fans 😋😋😋

    • @ScarlettOHara0087
      @ScarlettOHara0087 9 месяцев назад +14

      You arent the only one😂😂😂 He's so funny. I could watch his videos all day.

    • @LofiiCow
      @LofiiCow 8 месяцев назад +4

      this is so real lmaoo

  • @GreekPatata
    @GreekPatata 9 месяцев назад +125

    Do y’all remember the “alive water” and it just ended up being overpriced tap water 😭😭😭💀💀

  • @angellane1848
    @angellane1848 9 месяцев назад +402

    I am having a very stressful day and your content feels like wrapping myself in a big warm blanket

    • @stickshiftstarship
      @stickshiftstarship 9 месяцев назад +11

      I hope things get better for you.

    • @hotmilo
      @hotmilo 9 месяцев назад +9

      It's really comforting seeing how people can be so stupid. Slayyy

    • @nativewarmask9861
      @nativewarmask9861 8 месяцев назад +4

      I really hope that things do get better for you, and I hope that you're able to have a real big warm blanket to go along with the humorous figurative one, truly have a blessed day.

    • @janebeach111
      @janebeach111 3 месяца назад

      same! I have to [I don't know anymore] with my nephew
      [not the actual person]

  • @user-ob4wm5rg3b
    @user-ob4wm5rg3b 9 месяцев назад +68

    “For the small price of your left titty” had me on the floor 💀

  • @egyphon
    @egyphon 9 месяцев назад +109

    In France influ-thiefs who do these kinds of ads are now banned by law from advertising crap without telling you it's an ad, so the whole influencer/brand model is collapsing.

    • @WindTurbineSyndrome
      @WindTurbineSyndrome 4 месяца назад +3

      FTC in USA have a law if you hawk a product you have to use it and influencer can't hawk a product without disclaimer: being paid to do so. Believe me a lot of women buy the whole metaphysics idea. It's a huge money maker.

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 4 месяца назад +1

      Don't french influencers also have to announce the filters they are using?

    • @embroideredragdoll
      @embroideredragdoll 3 месяца назад +1

      I lowkey really like French social media laws

    • @zocha5174
      @zocha5174 2 месяца назад

      Isn't it UE law tho? Because the same thing came out in Poland recently

  • @TvM_edits
    @TvM_edits 9 месяцев назад +52

    If that stone is purifying water then where is the bad water go💀💀💀☠️☠️

  • @stanleycostello9610
    @stanleycostello9610 9 месяцев назад +78

    I thought that crystals were a 90's thing. It just goes to show you, what goes around, comes around.

    • @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380
      @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380 6 месяцев назад +9

      They've been a thing since the 1960s.

    • @deathstinger13
      @deathstinger13 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@cleoldbagtraallsorts3380 probably longer too, just in slightly different contexts. The history of pseudoscience is a long one

  • @thiagokawano1618
    @thiagokawano1618 4 месяца назад +18

    6:31 Also, it the crystal gets damaged, you could be swallowing razor-sharp silica (SiO2) shards, which I'm pretty sure are dangerous.

    • @SuneaterAmajiki
      @SuneaterAmajiki 4 месяца назад +5

      Yeah and silica is the same stuff they use in the do not eat packets

  • @hyena_theshyvampire
    @hyena_theshyvampire 4 месяца назад +12

    Most of this crystal stuff is spirituality based. I collect crystals because they are my "religion", theyre my beleif system and help me get through the day. Beleiving the crystals give modicational benifits and stress releif is my placebo effect to not rely on medications for my depression and anxiety. To purify in this case means to cleanse your energy, clear away negative thoughts. I dont own this water bottle nor do i advise anyone buy it, but i do simmilar things this water bottle performs by placing my water safe crystals like rose quartz and amythest in stainless steel capsules and placing them in my water to set for a few minutes before i drink it. Its more or less a daily ritual thing rather than what youre explaining it as. Im glad to educate✌️

  • @havefunidareyou3480
    @havefunidareyou3480 9 месяцев назад +105

    The award to the funniest man goes to you!

  • @ronakghavampour1077
    @ronakghavampour1077 8 месяцев назад +26

    "It also purifies your bank account" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Coralakaxcutezicxralx
    @Coralakaxcutezicxralx 9 месяцев назад +32

    rich people are hella confusing 💀💀

  • @fairyooofx7860
    @fairyooofx7860 9 месяцев назад +29

    Oh my gosh I love infused water with natures posay juice😍

    • @moniqueabundance
      @moniqueabundance 9 месяцев назад +2

      Best line 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Skincare-with-ally
      @Skincare-with-ally 23 дня назад

      Omg yes ma'am! Give me some posay juice!😍😍😍

  • @Ly1dia
    @Ly1dia 9 месяцев назад +25

    People on TikTok have lost so much brain cells it’s not even surprising anymore 😭

  • @AlwaysAndForever0V
    @AlwaysAndForever0V 5 месяцев назад +14

    13:22 I’ve been traumatized 😭😭😭

  • @LucasSanchez-os5gy
    @LucasSanchez-os5gy 9 месяцев назад +24

    Love that you have to have a $150 WATER BOTTLE WHEN YOU CAN GET A NORMAL ONE FOR LIKE 2 BUCKS AT WALMART

  • @simranpathak3275
    @simranpathak3275 9 месяцев назад +64

    His acting, his humor... Damnn i am dead 😭

    • @Userxx-gyhzziilq
      @Userxx-gyhzziilq 9 месяцев назад +2

      Finally someone from my community😂. 🥂

    • @simranpathak3275
      @simranpathak3275 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@Userxx-gyhzziilq Ikr😂✌

  • @CRISMASWMADDI
    @CRISMASWMADDI 9 месяцев назад +21

    The title to that water is longer than my finals essay 😭

  • @sunethraranasinghe3445
    @sunethraranasinghe3445 4 месяца назад +4

    I'm in Sri Lanka, where there's a Rose Quartz mountain and many varieties of gems. No one knows about the benefits of drinking water in which these stones have been immersed. Someone here would have found out if there was such a thing. 😅

  • @Akajsjsjsjj
    @Akajsjsjsjj 2 месяца назад +15

    8:28 Lazy thats gua sha 😂

  • @ems4596
    @ems4596 9 месяцев назад +19

    Lost it when he ascended with the board and getting sent to space😂🤣

  • @CircusPeanut-si4yz
    @CircusPeanut-si4yz 9 месяцев назад +60

    It's so good to see how he's changed throughout the years but still being able to funny ad sh-

  • @andzelina
    @andzelina 9 месяцев назад +110

    Paying for a rock in a water bottle is the epitome of todays society

  • @vickylevililreddressexpres425
    @vickylevililreddressexpres425 9 месяцев назад +35

    I frigging love his content never let's me down always a laugh and a half with thus guy

  • @foivechan
    @foivechan 9 месяцев назад +49

    😂😂I’m always happy whenever I receive a notification from this channel . Yep another poor people repellant 😂

  • @Heart.Cookie-xt2om
    @Heart.Cookie-xt2om 3 месяца назад +9

    0:01 it starts to be chaos!!!

  • @AroNekoArts
    @AroNekoArts 9 месяцев назад +27

    Little story of myself
    At some point i was in a clinic cause of my depression and we had double bed room and my roommate always drunk those shit and claimed it helps with her depression. I was just like "sure that 100% worked out just fine" 💀

  • @loveme7239
    @loveme7239 9 месяцев назад +28

    I love how his channels are growing! Been here for a while and it’a nice to see he’s getting the recognition he deserves 😍

  • @Crocady1
    @Crocady1 9 месяцев назад +380

    I've been wearing an amethyst necklace for the last 16 years and I still get headaches and visual migraines so... What rubbish. I wear it because I'm aquarius. That's enough reason for me. I love the word salad that these influencers gush over. You even get a crystal that women can stick up their you know what... For all day s*xual pleasure... Only $50 for an egg shaped rock that can get lost in your womb... Polite pass.

    • @user-ht7md7yj5m
      @user-ht7md7yj5m 9 месяцев назад +15

      Do you clean your crystal tho?

    • @justakpopperandgenshinfan
      @justakpopperandgenshinfan 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-ht7md7yj5msame question

    • @BlueberryFundip
      @BlueberryFundip 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-ht7md7yj5m
      No

    • @zenleeparadise
      @zenleeparadise 9 месяцев назад +91

      The fact that you're calling out this obvious silliness but still think zodiac signs are a real thing that means something is the most unintentionally funny shit I've seen seen all day, man.

    • @savebandit1017
      @savebandit1017 9 месяцев назад +9

      That crystal allows evil spirits into your life.

  • @moongirl9914
    @moongirl9914 9 месяцев назад +10

    "is the water gonna pay my bills?"
    Water bottle: *come to life and shit money*

  • @Ross_26
    @Ross_26 7 месяцев назад +8

    14:34 the way he just called me out 😭

  • @Welcome_Internet
    @Welcome_Internet 9 месяцев назад +14

    This needs to be a new series
    ✨totally not a scam magic things✨

  • @LofiiCow
    @LofiiCow 9 месяцев назад +18

    layze your videos make me laugh and smile so much lmaooo thank you for making my bad day better! your my fav content creator fr

  • @Ilv.Y-wu5gs
    @Ilv.Y-wu5gs 3 месяца назад +7

    5:08 but like….where did that wood come from ?😂😅

  • @lillymurray8408
    @lillymurray8408 9 месяцев назад +13

    We all do have a 3rd eye. But no crystal water bottle is going to open it. Working on yourself and becoming the best you, you can be is what opens your 3rd eye.

    • @moniqueabundance
      @moniqueabundance 9 месяцев назад +5

      Where exactly is your 3rd eye located? 👀😂

    • @Looshfarmer
      @Looshfarmer 8 месяцев назад +1

      It calcifies naturally as we age. Maybe it has to, to some degree-since we have to actually work, raise families, study or other more pertinent activities. Not everyone can, or should devote their lives and the time required to living an ascetic lifestyle.

  • @Straykidzz_
    @Straykidzz_ 9 месяцев назад +100

    Literally this is a fact he never disappoints us 👏

  • @mikuenjoyerXD
    @mikuenjoyerXD 9 месяцев назад +9

    5:39 i love how much effort he puts into his jokes in editing lol

  • @Kamiis1STson
    @Kamiis1STson 3 месяца назад +7

    4:34 Amethyst is a type of quarts, and quarts has a DEATHLY amount of silica so like dont be a rere next time 😭😭😭😭🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @kattieSkyNinja13
    @kattieSkyNinja13 9 месяцев назад +4

    The effects are ON POINT!!!! Youre getting so good! ❤

  • @embroideredragdoll
    @embroideredragdoll 3 месяца назад +4

    I got one of these off of ebay for £20, a really nice one with a moonstone column in. It was so pretty, but a pain to clean and honestly slightly dangerous too as I swear I kept drinking small shards of crystal, I don't use the water bottle anymore but the moonstone pillar makes for a really cute decoration piece in my room.
    My point is that spending a hundred odd on these bad boys is so silly, I would not recommend buying them. But if you really wanted one they go for a LOT less on ebay.

  • @xX-Strawberry-Xx
    @xX-Strawberry-Xx 9 месяцев назад +7

    13:51 it took me a while to understand....

  • @Dessamator
    @Dessamator 9 месяцев назад +3

    Those crystals are not even coming into contact with the water. So, even if it were to do something to the water... it can't. It's under a glass bubble.

  • @emmmahezw
    @emmmahezw 8 месяцев назад +5

    Don’t you DARE accuse me of not being subscribed!
    I love your humor so much. You are actually my favorite person to watch.

  • @urfavskhloee.
    @urfavskhloee. 9 месяцев назад +7

    Dario ur channel is the only channel that i can watch without getting bored

  • @jeniseclark3672
    @jeniseclark3672 6 месяцев назад +5

    I own a $100 water bottle. But I saved up and it will last for years. It is a camping filtered water bottle. So that water from out doors is safer to drink. My parents and I talked a lot before buying it. With the traveling I will be doing to other countries. It was just a wise investment. Plus now all I have to do is buy more filters when needed. These crystal bottles, why??? You could literally buy a crystal at a store. Stick it in your bottle and now you have one. Thank you for these

  • @mushroom729
    @mushroom729 2 месяца назад +7

    8:23 that is something used for skincare

  • @MayaYasharahla
    @MayaYasharahla 9 месяцев назад +7

    THIS IS SO 2020 😂😂😂😂 when almost everyone on TikTok went through a “spiritual awakening “ and was scary obsessed with crystals, energy and manifestation 🤣. They even was going crazy over the CRYSTAL WATER BOTTLE AND NOW 3 YEARS LATER ITS BACK ON TIKTOK 😭😭

  • @annikaa.1
    @annikaa.1 9 месяцев назад +6

    It’s so crazy how fast this channel grows. and the main channel ofc
    I love it :)

    • @Evil_babies
      @Evil_babies 9 месяцев назад +4

      ikr i remember when they both had 18k lol

  • @Cj1Bro-no4in
    @Cj1Bro-no4in 9 месяцев назад +11

    How people even come up with these whole water things?! that's the crazy part😭🤦🤷

    • @niklasahrens2969
      @niklasahrens2969 9 месяцев назад

      Cause stupid people keep buying shit like this,if I'd be retarded and have nothing to do I'd buy this shit too.

  • @shannonsmith8149
    @shannonsmith8149 Месяц назад +1

    I love your reactions 🤣 you are definitely my favorite youtuber right now. currently binge watching your videos and cant stop laughing. keep up the good work 💕

  • @kraziecatclady
    @kraziecatclady 7 месяцев назад +2

    Imagine thinking the crystal purifies and then getting Giardia because you filled it up with pond water.

  • @CatsEverywhere33
    @CatsEverywhere33 9 месяцев назад +6

    I LOVE YOUR INTRO KEEP THE CREATIVITY UP I ALSO LOVE YOUR HUMOR DUDE AND I HAVE SO MANY FAVORITE VIDEOS FROM YOUR CHANNELS ILYSMM HAVE A GREAT WEEK!! AND GIMME STORMI I WANNA SEE HER

  • @Plvsh_fox
    @Plvsh_fox 9 месяцев назад +7

    if you want ACTUAL "alive" water with good nutrients you can find a natural spring depending on where you live :) I've had spring water from streams in Shasta and national parks, it's actually cold and quite refreshing!

  • @axgelwxngzzz
    @axgelwxngzzz 9 месяцев назад +1

    how am i already obsessed with you i just started watching like 2 weeks ago omg ily

  • @NoodleSoup6
    @NoodleSoup6 8 месяцев назад +2

    Omgg I’ve been watching all your old videos and I love seeing how much your channel has grown you deserve it!❤

  • @crowhold6715
    @crowhold6715 9 месяцев назад +6

    People connect crystals with traits and special effects, that’s fine. But if you want to drink water and have the effects of a crystal, just buy a small crystal and keep in your pocket. Sometimes two things together isn’t better 😭

  • @derpderp8392
    @derpderp8392 9 месяцев назад +4

    The water bottles literally are just those ones with the compartment for less than $20, and some of those gems are just a few dollars.

  • @WowUrFcknHxC
    @WowUrFcknHxC 7 месяцев назад +2

    Amethyst often contains small amounts of transition metals like lead and mercury in the form of water soluble salts. So don't drink water you've had an amethyst in

    • @user-rj5hz2ct6x
      @user-rj5hz2ct6x 6 месяцев назад

      Not only that, but amethyst itself has been linked to causing liver tumors if put inside small bodies of water

  • @melanieturquoise1111
    @melanieturquoise1111 3 месяца назад +2

    About 8 years ago when I had severe anxiety, I started collecting crystals and bought one of those bottles for £30. I always chose crystals with properties of 'calm, grounding, helps with anxiety' etc. Being desperate for comfort I actually found great solace using them... and it probably WAS a placebo effect... I carried them around like a kid with a blanket. I'd keep them in my pocket and in times of great stress I'd squeeze it in my hand. AND, today I still use that same crystal bottle😊 More because the stones look gorgeous than it making me feel better.

  • @sharonszatanek763
    @sharonszatanek763 9 месяцев назад +5

    Found this channel by chance and I’ve binged every video!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MorningStarMSE
    @MorningStarMSE 8 месяцев назад +4

    Also, crystals in those couple of water bottles that were in a plastic case- First of all, how can it do ANYTHING to the water at all if it's literally sealed off in a different compartment? And they probably used super glue or something to glue the bigger ones in. And even if you don't choke on the bigger ones, its a chiseled crystal (or not a real crystal at all) and it has a sharp point aiming directly at the back of your throat, so it can go into your gums and such and get stuck, and it might even chip a tooth if it's a real crystal.

  • @anerm285
    @anerm285 6 месяцев назад +2

    Small fragments can splinter from those crystals and lacerate the stomach wall. it could lead to majour complications.

    • @user-rj5hz2ct6x
      @user-rj5hz2ct6x 6 месяцев назад +2

      As well as the fact that if that Crystal is actually amethyst, amethyst can cause liver damage and liver tumors

  • @user-ft7jd4lb3d
    @user-ft7jd4lb3d 9 месяцев назад +5

    come on layze....🤣🤣🤣how come you can cure my migraine with all these funnies you do🤣🤣🤣🤣love you so much....

  • @tsmi24
    @tsmi24 9 месяцев назад +3

    You always make me laugh I've been watching you so much since I discovered you yesterday.

  • @Dariakll
    @Dariakll 9 месяцев назад +1

    Omfg i LOVE your videos Dario. I just found you one day and you've been stuck on my watch later playlist ever since ❤

  • @Savarode
    @Savarode 8 месяцев назад +1

    they misunderstood the phrase "crystal clear" and took it literally

  • @sillzyy
    @sillzyy 9 месяцев назад +8

    Congratulations dude for getting 200k on your other channel and 105k on this one!

    • @Moi_81
      @Moi_81 9 месяцев назад +1

      🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @areswalker5647
    @areswalker5647 9 месяцев назад +6

    "It gives the water good energy and purify water"
    😂😂😂 the audacity

  • @Shannanagins14
    @Shannanagins14 9 месяцев назад +6

    I laughed so hard when the water opened your third eye, that it opened MY third eye. 👁️

  • @misubliminalx
    @misubliminalx 9 месяцев назад +5

    Layze when I see your videos you make me smile and also my day when I'm sad I just see ur videos and forget my problems I know it's dramatic but I wanted to say that:D

  • @ronakiti12
    @ronakiti12 Месяц назад +3

    4:51 when the 3rd eye opened, i actually got convinced so i got it and now i have a 3rd eye, thank you for giving me a 3rd eye because i am blind in both two eyes! 🥰 my vision looked like as if i am extremely tall, but still. Atleast i can see the world and float and become magic and ascend! 😊 I can finally go and cross my legs and open my 3rd eye so i can float and ascend and see the secrets of space and the universs and ascend and finally become a "greek goddess" !! 😁

  • @spleenforsoul
    @spleenforsoul 9 месяцев назад +12

    I really wish I thought of putting crystals in a water bottle. So many gullible people I could've made money off of. Ugh, I'm always so late. Anyone got an idea, go in halfsies with you? 😅

  • @jakaradoyle9552
    @jakaradoyle9552 9 месяцев назад +5

    ok but like last year, I brought one of these from a crystal festival, except it had obsidian, it was supposed to cure anxiety. The bottle broke before I could use it. I’ve also had alkaline water from a friend, tasted normal 😭😭

    • @daniellelopez3342
      @daniellelopez3342 4 месяца назад

      Hopefully you won't be so gullible next time.

  • @Mei-dc6ff
    @Mei-dc6ff 9 месяцев назад +50

    This guy needs to become a comedian one day😂

    • @Mei-dc6ff
      @Mei-dc6ff 8 месяцев назад

      @@user-ph4fv1wl8r true

  • @pikawolf1379
    @pikawolf1379 9 месяцев назад +13

    I love these vids...... I'm having a bad day and when I see and watch Lazy my life lights up a little bit.... and he one of the many people I would watch for hours and real laugh. Thank you for being your wild and funny self Lazy❤.... p.s if you ever see this I think you are absolutely fabulous with and without those wigs , and your cat is adorable I have 4 cats..... also the people in these vids you react to need brain cells😂😂💀

  • @GoAwayMyGuy
    @GoAwayMyGuy 8 месяцев назад

    Much love bruh, just found your channel and you're a vibe! Keep it up!

  • @ms.ashley
    @ms.ashley 9 месяцев назад +2

    I discovered your channel one day when I was high, and I never laughed so much in my life lol

  • @hsyco3851
    @hsyco3851 9 месяцев назад +6

    Imagine spent $138 to drink from a bottle that have "rock" inside it😂

  • @horsefuntinitan8274
    @horsefuntinitan8274 9 месяцев назад +4

    The way you can buy Amethyst for 3 dollars and put it in a bottle, lmao

  • @mikeoxmallasfuck
    @mikeoxmallasfuck 9 месяцев назад +1

    ILYSM THANKS FOR UPLOADING YOU MAKE MY DAY!!!

  • @imaditighosh
    @imaditighosh 9 месяцев назад +1

    About 10 days ago I accidently found your channel and been binge watching since that holy day🤌. Also subscribed to both of your channels! Glad our humour matches. 😭🥂✨

  • @andrewwashere
    @andrewwashere 9 месяцев назад +6

    I feel embarrassed to have a rose quarts necklace now 😂should have just opened my chakras with some water

  • @Preshii
    @Preshii 9 месяцев назад +6

    I collect stones, and people putting them in their water bottles makes me want to cry.

  • @klutzycutie
    @klutzycutie 8 месяцев назад +2

    Your videos make me laugh love them! Don’t stop making amazing videos! Also the heart shaped rock is for puffiness but I think they’re usually like$10 or something or even cheaper. It’s just to prevent swelling I think lol.