Robot Defense Simulator
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- After Playing Mann versus Machine for about a week, this is pretty much what seems to happen every single round.
I am not sure why the Sentry Buster was black In gmod but I kept it since It looked cooler in my opinion. Like a Sea Mine
All music is from the mvm music folder in TF2
ALERT! a 6-year-old CoD player Has entered the area!
If he gets a microphone, All is lost!
Watch out, adults!
reminds me of somethingi said in a 2fort map s few days ago
me: ALERT! a underage CoD player has joined the server kick him before he starts calling people hackers!!!
*Insert Ratharbdhjkcvkhujvyvua meme here*
YOU FAILED! Don't dare to fail me again
PH0T0N why is cod players a meme
Protect mann c.o!!
MvM engineer in a nutshell
1) Wait an hour for a server
2) Put sentry down
3) Wait 150 seconds
4) 50 sentry busters appear
5) Blow up
6) Lose
7) Called a bad engineer
8) Kicked off
9) Repeat
You would be pretty inexperienced at MVM to not know how to deal with sentry busters
No
1.engie comes
2.everyone press f4
3.engie didnt build up
4. engie leaves
Kuba 123 except you can literally start a vote to restart the match
Eh, not always the case for me. I've actually managed to teach a fellow Engie on how to counter a Sentry Buster. It's not so hard once you know how to defeat it. Once you know, you will instantly be the MVP. Only on a few occasions were where I've encountered an Engie who didn't know how to play the Engie, didn't buy Canteens and kept dying. Even putting a teleporter in the worst spots.
@@TheParanormalist0601 when I'm engie, the only canteen that I buy is building upgrade.
How the fuck did he get votekicked.
Because people are dicks to kids on tf2
community.mp4
+Aaron Davidson Exactly
I am a kid i dont understand why people are nice on mvm all of the sudden
> join mvm match
> lose
> noob team
> all players leave game
That, that also happend to me,
well... i'm not alone
Redmond Mann Happens to me EVERY SINGLE TIME, and most of the time the team is full of Snipers or Spies.
Lol 99 likes
Me too
The laggy pyro deserves a series all to himself.
I hope he hav a bakstory (pyro's prologue) before
That's weird. Dr. Face put out some actual gameplay footage instead of a Gmod video. Huh.
King Harky DR FACE IZ SPY!!!!
+King Harley Is what you said implying how smooth Dr Face's animation is? Or how that is how every MVM match is like?
The latter.
King Harky Badum shhh
Oh look it's King Harky.
You forgot about the one player that always doesn't ready
Because there's 5 people who didn't ready
5>1
yea but in reality its always exactly one
Hats true
Rednidedni I can only confirm that.
I was stupid. Instead of pressing F4, I pressed F and 4 at the same time...
>Mvm
>Normal match
>No mic spam no bad noobs
>Fun
>6 year old russian call of duty player with a microphone joins
@@Bracken40 >kid use sniper and fails
>kid cries and complain about team being bad (while they actually shred bots)
>kid votekick the only engie/med in team
Whats wrong with noobs? They are the reason TF2 is still alive.
@@TheDormantP i think he is talking about those who are bad, you know, rhe toxic new players
@@Japonezul75 owo
It sadden me to see so many engineers just try to kill the Sentry Buster instead of just bait it to explode.
It's not hard, people.
Explosion radius is like a bombcart for the sentry buster,and engi doesnt move that fast,ive avoided some busters,but there are times i fail
Milkninjas You only need to pick up the Sentry, run at the Buster as it run at you. Bum into it AND KEEP going pass it. Don't turn around as it will cost time. Easiest way is using Rescue Ranger. Just time as soon as the Buster stop and start the detonating animation.
If you do everything right, the only ways you could get blow up are: Lag that make you stop for a moment, some other robots or obstacles that block your path, robots that shoot and cause knock-back, some bs glitches thank to Lord Gaben...ect...
Shinigami Sama,well,those are some nice tips,thanks for those tips
Milkninjas Oh Please I already knew it ever since I played MVM.
Probrably one of the unwritten rules of MVM. BTW Shinigami Sama If you have good teammates and good tactics you can kill a Sentry Buster(Best Classes:Pyro,Soldier,Heavy and some other classes[sorry I forgot])
***** Sure, you can easily kill a Buster if everyone know what they are doing. But it is way easier for the Engie to bait the Buster, than to have the people focus on it instead of other more prioritized targets.
It take way less time, effort and waste no ammo.
how can such a normal replay of a mvm game be so popular?
GMod, not Replay...
jeromegid
you dont get the joke... right?
Oh...
My comment start to be popular
5 years later
Nobody remember MvM now and it's my favorite game mode ;-;
And sometimes there's that 12 year old on your team who thinks he's in charge of the whole team.
***** BS.
***** like its possible to make kids under 16 to play
sure mic users would get banned but smarter ones would not use it at all.
BaronNedTheFirst well it's kinda easy to spot younger kids by the way they type in the chat
Nanuk Nightmares again, they could ignore chat, or very rarely have proper english
Relatable
>Join MvM match
>Play MvM match without encountering any douchebaggery or grand idiocy
>Have a good time
Am I the only one who this has ever happened to?!
YossarianVanDriver I remember when i had a ticket last year and then on decoy rust tour as i was new since times passed i passed by a GREAT team. We had good teamwork and we learned mistakes that we did on waves and thats how i won my first tour. Man it was great and i felt happy after that.
Same but I was doing the australium one
Actually, not all people are that bad, when i've played mvm mann up mode, my teammates is actually not complaining about me being new to mvm and due to our teamwork, we got every round finished with no problems.
YossarianVanDriver
Yes. :|
Happyleen Larson *looks up at three replies above you* Evidently not.
Oh god, I believe that I'm the laggy Pyro. I had a computer that had a lot of junk on it, I would still play TF2 even though I would get low fps, I did play Mann vs. Machine a lot when it came out. Every time I'd look at this I can't help but to feel that I am the Pyro.
I was about 2 say dat. wots ur steam
+Mr-Coolesta 2 months ago buttfuck it. Use ccleaner. It cleans up ALL unnecessary junk in your computer. It even deletes unused/empty files.
Sad
Did you download porn/ go on a porn site? That usually has a virus...
Same, I remember lagging so bad in mvm I was like a rhyno, I was using sounds to move and shoot more than my eyes, I was on like 1 frame every 4 to 10 seconds, in casual people would joke about my lag often
i dont know if this is real gameplay or made in Gmod
no... its too good, it HAS to be real gameplay
Kai Banyas so, you don't know, who is Dr. Face
DOES ANYBODY HERE UNDERSTAND SARCASM?
Kai Banyas ***** lol xD
Nobody does does flip thingies and stuff, so this is gmod.
This really happened.
>Joined TF2 2 months ago
>Plays MvM
>Chooses Phlog Pyro
>Is M.V.P. for wave and tank
>Some dildo kiddie joined
>Votekicks me for using Pyro
>Gets kicked
>Joins using other name
>Watches former team die because they lost me.
How the hell can you get kicked for being a pyro? How are there THAT MANY IDIOTS on the same server? Pyro is the most stupidly unbalanced class in the game! And in MvM, you could probably win by a landslide if your whole team went pyro.
Ya. True.
Dang I was playing mvm two cities mode and this kid who said he was 14 even though he had a mic thought he was pro we got fed up with him and I told him there is no leader your ruining the fun after a well balanced argument he begged me to kick him because he didn't want to be on the server anymore true story we won without him XD
That's *EXACTLY* what happened to me one time!
WooHoo! Yeah, Jack!
This actually happened to me
1) Chose Medic
2) Uses Kritzkreig and Ubersaw
3) Buy Shield
4) Goes on an Ubersaw rampage and kritz soldier for 4 winning waves
5) Little kid joins
6) Loses wave
7) Kid cries
8) Kid yells team to ban me for being a noob (was the most useful)
9) Kicked
I had something like that happen to me i was playing soldier and doing really good. I was on wave 4 when some kid joined and said "OH MY GOD SOLDIER IS NOOB KICK HIM!" And then i was kicked after being the best player on the team....
Melissa Marden mah profle pikture11
SCP- 049 WE DUEL
Melissa Marden In TF2?
SCP- 049 NO IN COMMENT I WIN
I'm not sure if it was a glitch but I taunt killed a tank with the heavys pow taunt
mariogalaxy64100 probably the tank had low hp
Heavy pow does 300 damage
@@thelatvianlikeaboss5078 500hp
@@thelatvianlikeaboss5078 like every other taunt
@@AtomDarkheart Yeah. But still , this is a 5 year old comment. May have just been a bug... considering that even then valve didn't give a shit about tf2.
>Joined server
>All of them were kids like me
>I play pyro and basically doing the best on my whole team
>A kid switches to engineer next wave and we all die due to his sentry getting destoryed
>Kid blames me and starts a vote kick
>Doesnt get kicked
>Make a vote kick for him
>He gets kicked
Achievement Unlocked: Weaponizing the vote kick.
New item! Kicker's Hat. For those, who used votekick option to kick a scrub that tried to kick you
Anvil115 I realy hate people who votekick you because you have no tours LET THE GUY/GIRL PLAY SO HE CAN GET A TOUR YOU IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T GIVE SOMEONE A CHANCE TO GET A TOUR YOU DINGUSES
+Anvil115 While pyro is a very important class in MvM, it does not have the damage potential. Your job as a pyro is to protect that sentry with your LIFE. If you are only resetting the bomb and killing 'bots, you have done something wrong. On the other hand, all engie is a very viable strategy
Dullahan2
The problem was that the kid put his sentry right on the tank tracks, were it got destroyed by a tank in later rounds.
>Join MVM match
>Then automatically hears a 10 year old squeaker that has a 10 dollar mic
>Round starts
>Giant soldier is so close to bomb site
>Airblasts away
>Kid says "DONT WORRY *static* GUYS *static* I STOPPED THE BOMB
>I type in chat "wtf I air blasted the bomb away"
>Kid says "SHUT THE *static* FUCK UP U 8 YEAR OLD F2P U MUST SUCK AT TF2"
>looks at Kid's soldier
>has gibus and pyrovision googles, with ROCKET JUMPER (yes a rocket fucking jumper) , a RESEVE SHOOTER, and a MARKET GARDENER
>he can't even rocket jump.
>attempts to vote kick me for "idling" even though I'm top scoring
>vote kick fails
>vote kick him
>vote kick works
>Pro joins with unusuals
>fucking destroys everything
>he wins with an Aussie sniper
>I win specialized kill streak revolver
+Johnny Nguyen lol
Spec.killstreak revolver is better than a bad stuff(normal killstreak),For somewhat idea you should prefer a Pro killstreak
No, A pro with a 200$ unusual joins and tries to votekick everyone for being "bad"
Mario28795 I wonder if there is an Operation:Meta breaker(Cannot do all meta and limit meta class to 3)
Reward:Robotical items(Super rare like aussie) and Tactical Decoration(common)
Will he still kick them cuz no meta?
P.s. This operation look interesting to show how to not meta anf victory
Striker Alexandra J theres many of people who Dont do a meta,But also dont being a f2p noob(not f2p pro)
love laggy pyro XD
Divine_Darkness me in a nutshell. Whenever I go Mann up I get serious lag. Ping increasing and decreasing every two seconds.
Sentry busters are like Creepers.
They only have legs and no arms
They are terrifying
You KNOW one's behind you when they do their sound
They explode
Only difference,explosion raduis is HUGE.second,there footsteps sound like king kong getting angry at a tree
Another difference: BOOPBEEPBOOPBEEPBOOP
Well they AREN'T really creepers, they go for the engis buildings, unless they add a people buster. It would be a creeper. 9/10 for effort though.
there should be a buster buster (:P ). it would replace the teleporters, and it would be an upgrade. it would cost 300 credits, and when deployed, it goes after sentry busters.
gerrit strabbing
not many engies would really need a buster buster, a rescue ranger is like one out of many ways to eliminate a sentru buster
Join game lose 1 round everyone leaves
Yup like usual
Kuma que o
Kuma m
lmao yes
Yeah...
>Joins MvM
>Goes Scout
>9year old kid in chat:''Ekip milq kidd''
>dosen't have milk
>kicked.
Thx Gaben
There more like 7 yr olds for example some 9 yr olds got taught English like me
I hate it when kids call other players kids. It so infuriating and cringey, and I'm even a kid.
awfulytchannels3A7 13
Heavy update is never coming
THANKS LORD AND SAVIOUR GABEN
@@awfulytchannels3a729 a
> Joins a server
> Kid screams in chat with a mic out of a garbage can
> Kid tries to rocket jump without crouch jumping or even jumping
> Blames me for "Hacking him making him unable to rocket jump"
> Kicks me
> I rejoin after 3 hours via his profile
> He's all alone because of kicking everyone
> I kick him
> People that can actually team up join
> We win and I get a hat drop :)
Lol nice.
+michaelthewither The kid is a total idiot. How can anyone hacking prevent him from rocket jumping?
- 1 Point for Humanity that day.
+michaelthewither That kid is a noob
+michaelthewither What hat?
> Joined match on Mannworks
> Went Pyro with Backburner/Reserve shooter/Power jack
> Was wearing a gibus and pyro vision
> Team didn't give a fuck as they didn't keep their heads up their arses
> Got to wave 3
We were working well as a team and having a laugh until a tryhard joined:
> He saw me and attempts vote kick for noobishness (I was top of the leaderboard)
> Fails
> Giant demoman attacks, tryhard gets mad since he keeps dying.
> Went up behind demo, effectivley insta killed him with backburner crits
> Tryhard claims he was the one who did all the work that round and accuses me of doing nothing.
> Ended up being vote kicked from match (it was Mann up too).
I was kicked before for not using the mvm “meta” because I don’t have a Scottish resistance
>chooses sniper
>gets machina with full recharge
>7 year old rages because his favorite class is pyro so clearly everybody should be pyro
>said 7 year old invites all his friends
>said group vote kicks me for not using pyro
>joins under different name
>watches as a mega soldier curb stomps them brutally
>laugh as you rejoin and do massive damage with machine
>get kicked again for not doing any damage because they think they did all of it
This is why kids shouldn't play MvM !
I'm a 13 year-old and hey, we're not all senseless idiots.
Kapanyo i'm not talking about 13 years old people, i'm talking about these 7 year olds kids
Blast Matrixian Callab X Technically, it's now rated 13+ by Valve, but either way, they shouldn't be playing anyway.
Pudim Craft, hey look, I play TF2, hate those winers, and wish they went back too thier stoopid CoD.
>Goes to Mvm server
>Plays Medic
>Buys an Upgrade
>Voice Chat freaks out
>Gets vote kicked
true story
Sadly that's the truth.
Why is everyone doing this?
+A HAM IN SPACE because a huge part of the tf2 community is full of retards who think the Meta is a good idea
The Falco Punch oh
mvm in a nutshell
>Joins mvm server
>Gets called a f2p for wearing a gibus and using the default grenade launcher
>WAS using splendid screen and cleadaheim (idk how to spell it)
>was threatened to be banned from server If I didnt give a classic sniper rifle
>Was going to get vote kicked
>Called the owner an idiot and left
Claidheamh. That is how you spell it.
Gottam The Engie Thanks
+Pie Are you pie flavored owo
Scruffy Gamer If he is, I call eating him
Try to use the Scottish resistance instead of a shield in MVM
>I play random MvM game
>I pick spy
>I am doing pretty well
>Tank appears
>Everyone onloads all their ammo into the tank
>Tryhard: "Omg, why the fuck are you playing spy when the tank has no back."
>Me: "You know I still have a revolver, right?"
>Tryhard: "But you have The Ambassador and the tank doesn't have a head!"
>Guy joins game
>picks scout
>Tryhard: "Omg you idiot scout is a rubbish class does 0 damage."
>Tryhard returns to me.
"Aahhh I know everyone on this server I'm going to kick you because we have to make up for all the damage you are not doing!!1!!"
>Me: "Well you will have to do more damage" and then leaves game.
I can only imagine the guy snapping his mic in half with foam spewing out of his mouth.
#rekt
Well, if you have a Diamondback and some stored crits, that solves that problem lol (at least, as long as your team is helping)
Foam spewing out of his mouth really got me.
I join an Mvm server and what happens?
people say: do you belive in god?
me: (I thought they said do you belive in dog?) so I guessed and said no
people: *gasp* YOU ARE THE CHILD OF SATAN bLAh BLAH BLAH
me: (before I could even say I didnt understand you I was kicked and my game crashed so I cry for a while and stop playing Mvm for like 2 weeks)
Don't want to start a religion arguing but some people *(not me)* don't believe in god.
Wait, get kicked by religion?
le people: *Your proffile pic*
whats wrong with my profile pic? everyone keeps asking
oiuifhnf9igiuagoiuifki It is a weird papyrus face. Just look at it it's *FUNNY*.
Btw i have a questin what does F4 do in tf2?
oh I dont know..lemme check v_v
oiuifhnf9igiuagoiuifki Umm i got it it makes you ready in MvM.
> Join MvM Server
> Choose Pyro
> Get kicked for no reason
Alternate;
> Join MvM Server
> Press F4
140 seconds later
> Get kicked for no reason
+Furkan Erdemir
For me:
> Join Server
> Play as the scout to get some money for us, since we had no scout.
> Gets vote kicked.
> "WHAT THE CRAP MAN?"
>join MvM server
>Be soldier with another market gardener soldier,Good engie,demoknight,Pocket medic and Sandwich heavy
>Good engie got kicked
>pocket medic replace with Good sniper
>I be engie
>Sniper got kicked
>MLG spy and Spyro join game,spy got kicked
>Then i ragequit
The saddest part is... It's a true story.
Kenneth Chou That's why i play steeltrap or mecha engie
I play as Engi, after the round I get votekicked.... I was the only one with real hats...
press one = build buildings
press two = have afk players join
press three = hate all the doctors
press four = kill medic
press five = to pow
press six = unleash sentry buster
press seven = save engi from blast
press eight = imitate robot
press nine = "IM A GONNER"
Press ssix to sentry buster
Press seven for "Phew! That was close"
Press eight for "Khmn, Beep beep boop"
Press nine for "I am a gonored! =("
cat command Press five = soldier epic fail
Press zero = replay
press 5 for POW
9
Press 9
>Uses Tour of Duty pass
>Mains Engi
>Started off as Engi
>New Squeaker who cannot even speak English in a comprehensible manner tells me to change classes
>I change to Demo
>They tell our team that they need a new Engi
>Poker Face
>Tells me to change to a Pyro, while they change to Spy
>I start making fun of the little nugget as they get murdered multiple times.
>Tries to give him some Spy tips, doesn't believe me
>I ragequit with my friend after fifteen consecutive losses and not being able to kick him(other players felt pity for him).
pity for retarded squeakers
THIS is why p2p's are so obnoxious because all the squeaking noises drove them insane so they killed everyone who got the game for free and didn't buy anything
In my pov, I've seen so many different players who have pissed me off, I'm not saying I'm good, but I know how to communicate with my team. You have the inexperienced players who think they know shit just because they have a strange hat. You have the people who kick you because they think it's funny. You have the people who kick you because you tried to kick them because they wouldn't try to help, but when you don't get to kick them they retaliate. You have the people who literally sit there doing a taunt the entire time. You have the people who don't speak English, typed or spoken, and while I don't really care, it inhibits communication. You have the people who play like they have no mouse. You have the hackers that cannot even hit a target(the heavies that bunny jump and spin their barrels at the sky). Etc.
I hate when people don't listen. I often run into people who want to play Spy or Sniper in MvM and most of their time is spent in the upgrade area because they keep dying. Or you have the Scout with the bad setup who won't switch out and is not even collecting the money. Then you have the Buffalo Steak Sandvich melee Heavies and the DemoKnights always getting killed and complaining that the Medic isn't on their asses 24/7 (mostly because doing so gets the Medic killed) or even worse, the Battle Medic not even bothering to heal, pick up, or Kritz those who need it.
In MvM, you can't just play a class because you're 'good at it', you need to be what helps the team. If the only classes available are ones you're poor at and you think you'll be a burden more than an asset, talk to your other team mates. All else fails you can leave and queue up again and get a better outcome.
That's 99 cents you're never getting back.
Nah, you always get the ticket back if you don't complete the match
I must be honest, I'm a pretty good Spy in MvM. The thing I like to do is sap the Robots and then backstab them to rack up some crits for my Diamondback. Then I just use my stored crits to pick them off... works like a charm.
But then there's those idiots who say "OMG SHPEE IZ USELESS STAHP USEIN IIT!!" and votekick me off, all because I'm playing Spy.
Seriously, they just can't get it into their thick heads that I'm helping ALOT. Not only does my Ap-Sap disable them, it also slows down Giants and stops the bomb carrier. The times I've saved the hatch from detonation..
Just today I was playing spy in mann up mode and I shot a giant scout who was on the hatch with the diamondback and killed it and immediately after the medic tells me to change to anything but spy or sniper. Oh yes the medic who is the one class that is not needed in a good team telling a spy who just stopped a super scout to change.
Kori Kitsune That Medic is a perfect example of a OWMAHGAWDSHPEEANDSNIPAHISUSELESS tryhard.
Kori Kitsune
Actually, the kritzkieg Medic is the most important class in MvM if you want to win.
Ryoga Hibiki Wrong, you're useless without money, that's where Scouts come in. No class is more important.
Ryoga Hibiki Besides, we don't NEED Kritzkrieg Medics if we have Crit canteens that are always full.
TF2 Cycle
1) Choose team
2) Choose class
3) Die like all the time
4) ???
5) PROFIT!!
6) Repeat
You forgot the team balance
Scott Renfrew does your team suck? then no balance.
Once I was playing Mann Up and I was defending the bomb site as an engineer, and the announcer said look out for sentry busters, I wasn't paying attention, and I heard beeping, I thought it was a medic's syringe gun, and I turned around to see a giant bomb on legs just millimeters away, charging it's attack, and I thought: "if it had face, it would be giving me a shit-eating evil grin" Scared me to shit lol.
1:08 Doom's rocket launcher in a nutshell
Not at all
More like Quake's rocket launcher.
stickymaggot252345 cake* i'm kidding xD
Fetnaci# Sofiane#
lol
>Does MvM match
>Rolls out as heavy
>Realizes his team suck and goes demo
>carries the team most of the way
>scout ain't getting his money
>teammates ain't helping with money
>soldier keeps popping medics
>all others leave after failed attempts
>others join and the cycle continues.
Welcome to MvM in December!
10/5 not enough dogs
Laserferret _
Oh and dogs too
I've never got a Mann Co ticket before but can you just wait until after Christmas to go on the tour of duty
Needs more Übercharged Rapid Fire Soldiers deploying the bomb.
Y'know.
Because that's fair.
Sadly, I do....
Don't forget the charged ubered rapid fire soldier
Teh Engineer Remember the bomb carrying charged almost constantly ubered tank heavy
Ubercharged super force-a-nature scout with the bomb with out having a good scout or blocking heavy on our team
Nightmares
Or worse, the Heal On Kill Heavy with 5 giant uber medics and 100 of each banner soldier up his bum at all times.
There's this guy I know who absolutely refuses to press F4 in an MVM match
Jampolo IKR
I just want to know why?
I once played with a person who claimed that his F4 key broke.
Tommy Thach that was probably me then i toggled it to a different key
What does F4 do?
Fatmeatball It signals the server that you're ready to start the next wave
If everyone says they're ready the wave starts immediately
How's the heavy supposed to get ammo with that dispenser spot?
Late response, basically all classes now use ammo refill boxes that spawn literally everywhere on the map and not the dispenser is just a port medic and metal honey hive for engies.
funny story,
join mvm server with 3 friends, then a guy with starter weapons joins, and starts complaining that I was spy, I said well there can be more then 1 spy, he keeps complaing, I change to soldier, he starts complaing that he wants to be soldier now, and kept screaming in his mic, and so I told him to stop, I muted him, and he kept sending kick votes for 40 mins straight, didn't get kicked, I vote for him, within the first 5 secs he got kicked, then another guy joined, and said he was his brother, and it all happens again,
so if he joins ur server kick him, he is annoying as f### and is a freaking noob.
username:punchdl91.
Sheesh, on the first wave. Just imagine wave 666.
I'm pissed off at people who play MvM now. I haven't played it since the Mecha Engineer update, so I'm not familiar with the new missions, maps.......and "meta". It's either you get into a server with kids or people who have no common sense, or you get in with all these bossy know-it-alls that immediately harp on your upgrade and class choices as soon as you make them. No patience or open minded acceptance for someone who knows how to play well, but isn't familiar with all these deemed optimal strategies in the metagame. Fuck that. When MvM was new, you were encouraged to try anything to beat a mission. And, you'd be surprised at how effective some strategies can be. But no, if I think that my usage of Spy or Engineer can work in the situation I'm wrong and get yelled at or kicked.
Ugh, this awesome mode is pretty much ruined for me and I have a bunch of tickets that I still have to use.
mvm just follows meta-game now it's common to join a round with a jackass with 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 tours who thinks he's MLG pro at mvm
then you have the people who have no idea wtf there doing and just camp at spawn the entire game
it's pretty common you join a bootcamp with 4 gibus snipers and the rest are engis
On the bright side,
>Buy a MVM ticket
>Play MVM with premium users
>Have acutally fun
EZIC Name Alternatively:
>Buy MannUp ticket
>Half your team is competent
>The other half are those using their free Christmas ticket and have no idea what to do
>Can't kick the incompetent players for 2 more minutes
>Inevitably fail
>Competent players lose patience and leave
>Nobody matches in after half hour
>Leave since you have other things to do
Kai Li Kwoh
then..
>Ask valve to give christmas tickets to p2p players only
>Wait
>Die
Fuck im doomed
P-WingBlade You could sell the tickets. Each of them is worth around 8 refined metal.
1:00 me playing with the Beggar's Bazooka for the first time, thinking that it's awesome. 1:09 end result with me using the Beggar's Bazooka
Xtremis XD
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I fixed the non-capital "I" if that was your problem, but what other mistake is there?
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Nigel Higgins McCane The Ninth What if I told you
This has gotten out of hand
Couldn't agree more. Also, there was once where i joined a MVM server as Heavy and the others on the server said that i had to choose a different class due to that they think Heavy is too " OP ". Seriously? The Heavy is one of the best in MVM. In a way, he's a part of the backbone of the whole team. So i just said to them: " Good luck and you'll get a ass whoopin' ".
If he was too OP why would they want you to switch?He wouldve helped the whole team win
lyfin chea
Well, its their opinion. But seriously. Just imagine lets say 3 heavys that each got ammo refill powerup, maximum ammo capacity and several other weapon and character improvements. That can end each round super fast.
I am f2p payer on tf2 but I am not a little kid, in fact, I feel like a old hag being 28 years. The thing is I love the game but, same as you say, i am staring to get annoyed by little kids shouting which class and which weapons I need to use. And if I don't have the weapons they want to I get vote kicked! The funny thing is when I get in to teams that don't impose what you need to be and what to use, we always win, because each player plays with things he/she is most used to and best with. For example I can carry a whole man up MVM with medic with quick fix and no one will have to wait one sec to respawn, I am like a crazed necromancer. But now I have to use ktitz, because kids want to, and we loose sometimes. Btw Medic is most abused class there :D and engie :D So you end up playing some class you don't actually love that much because they don't question it, like demo... I can imagine how it must be for the players that purchased the game and was with it for all these years, tough man, tough! I wish I could round up some good people there and get in the team and block the dam kids!
DuneDemon8 I feel the same way dude once i went on an mvm server and a bunch of 3 year-olds with mics started screaming BE SCOUT,WE NEED A SCOUT,C'MON BE A SCOUT! when they think the best mvm classes like engineer and heavy are "too OP" I understand dude
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O man, don't remind me, my ears are still bleeding from some of the mic users. I once endured 45 min of a kid talking to him self, commenting his every move!!! And you can even recognize them right away, they are medic healing each other and taunting like crazy, scouts running like maniacs all the damn time, even between waves, and hitting stuff continuously, or a sniper that you see running with you head on to a wave of robo soldiers :D
every. single. time.
Which is why I stopped playing MvM. It was just some "pro" ass-hat kicking you from the server in the end.
MvM engineer nutshell:
1.Places camp where bomb is going
2.Moron teammates tell me to move where the bomb isn't coming
3.Nope.avi
4.Moron teammates: VJTFGHKIHNNNNNGGGG
5.Kicked.
PK Nathan! Same thing happens to me but I did move it
1:52 how i play spy
HAHAHA! XD I can relate
-start tf2
- grabed some freinds
- none of them joined so i get randoms
- all but one of them goes engie
- the one who doesnt go engie goes heavy while i go medic
- the heavy yells at me for not healing him (even though i CLEARLY was and it was my job as a medic the revive others
- i get kicked not for being a pocket
Sometimes i still wonder why valve hasnt given up on MVM yet.
Just goes to show alot of people are nothing but whiney assholes
MvM really is difficult without a well balanced team and experienced players.
I've played it a lot, but have only "won" about 3 games, because a lot of times people will drop out mid-game and get replaced by a noob who has no idea what the hell they are doin. Also, peeps ALWAYS try to restart the game if you lose the same round more than 3 times. I fucking hate that. You get all the way to the last round, and some whiny idiot wants to restart the WHOLE thing because we lost a couple times.
I also play exclusively Heavy (sorry, I kinda suck at about every other class and I'm very good with heavy class). For some reason, people think it's stupid to use a heavy in MvM. WTF??? Heavy class is possibly the most necessary one for MvM.
I remember one time i was on the second to last wave we won the wave and started the last one but some guy said "ERMAHGERD SCOUT DIDN'T GET THE MONEY RESTART!!!" i screamed NO!!!!! but everyone voted to restart the ENTIRE THING i'm done with MVM.
YES.
One time a buddy and I got all the way to the final round of an MvM game on the highest difficulty. After about 4 losses and no one listening to my or another player's critique, someone voted to restart. I was soooo pissed.
I also found a glitch (don't know if it was fixed) to block the giant heavies (and I think giant scouts). You just stood directly underneath them and nailed them in the face. For some reason they couldn't shoot you. I kept using the glitch and everyone else was dicking around and like "how do we beat the giant ones?", of course, no one would listen to or notice me using the glitch.
Fenix Archer Hmm i might need to try that glitch out some time, Hey have you ever had a glitch where everything starts lagging and the only thing you can do is quit?
Yes. Also had it just simply quit, before.
ShadowToast I am Russian and I don't get why are there so many Russians in Team Fortress 2.
This is what happens in MVM
EVERY.
SINGLE.
TIME.
I love how spy is the only one aside from Engie who did anything that was even remotely helpful, and even then he only killed a single robot.
Mann vs Machine in a nutshell xD
No fucking shit
1:02 And thus, x10 servers were born.
This is scientifically correct.
Turret 3471 lgnas123
Turret 3471 ii
no its x11 servers were born
IDIOT!
Turret 3471 щщзы
What's with the medic and money?
it's a meme
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
1) join on some MvM server
2) notice 3 f2p kids (sniper,engineer,and spy)
4) select soldier with beggar and carry the game
5) you lose one wave cause of one robotic scout and useless team and everyone trying restart wave even that you're all on last wave
6) then get's votekicked for being hacker even that you have 4k hours
7) proofit
But...
Being F2P doesn't automatically mean you are bad, but yes, littlies always lose.
Most f2p's players are kids who only crying or micspammig and tryhard is their gameplay and i don't like f2p kids yes some f2p are cool and i have them in friendlist but only few people in tf2 are like that
infact TF2 is PEGI 16+
Pancombine18 try to explain to 13 year old CoD fanboys.
Sadly how Valve changed from legendary company to bad clone of EA and using their PAY 2 WIN system
You used gameplay not GMod how dare you.
Its gmod durdadur gosh do u even play tf2?
Milkninjas jesus christ i was being sarcastic
Tamama McGuffin ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC
lewis gray MAYBE I AM
Tamama McGuffin,WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS BEING SARCASTIC,Dun DUN DDDDDDUUUUUUUUNNNNNN
I remember... Back in the days, THIS video made me start playing TF2.
I was so intrigued for what the hell was happening here, specially for the engineer's buildings
The computer should come up with a way to detect bad players and play "Wave lost, you imbeciles..." whenever they fail rather than simply "wave lost"
oron61 GLaDoS sound pack mod..?
>Join MvM map
>Start off well
>Pwn the robots
>f2p comes
>Kills tank with 78% Damage dealt
>F2P claims he did everything
>F2P Tries votekicking
>Fails
>Final wave
>Airblasts the bomb
>F2P claims he saved the bomb
>Leaves after claiming my loot
1:16 - 1:19 is an accurate reaction for most engineers on launch day.
If you don't mind taking a break from saying RIP, I'm currently looking for voice actors for a new Spyro themed project www.castingcall.club/projects/spyro-animated-short
HES ALIVE
can a medic revive you?
+Dr. Face We need people to upvote this so people know what's up.
+Julian Rodriguez medic can revive you
You should make some more vids well i mean im not telling you to its just that i dont see that much vids
1) Join MVM Server
2) You play 1 round and lose
3) Get vote kicked because you weren't playing as whatever they want you to play as
4) The process starts again
2:06 "Now that is what I wanna-"
*The communities' reaction to crits*
Funny... usually everyone else toggles ready before the Engineer has a chance to set up, and then everyone yells at him
Guys lets do a vote.
Who is more noobier. A man that wears no hats
Or a man that wears a gibus.
gibus
Depends, plain gibus, variation of gibus, or painted gibus?
The person with no hats because i'm sick of people saying "Stupid Gibus Noob!!!" just because their wearing a hat thats easy to get
No hats.
They basically have no skill. Cant even dominate people.
I dominated a Spy wearing a Gibus. He was just standing there! LOLOLOL!
Hats don`t have an influence upon skill.
1:57 This is the part where I yell at the screen: "You can just move the sentry, engie! It's not that complicated"
Ikr!
>Join MvM game.
>Have genuine fun.
>Lose a few times but win in the end.
>Quit.
Am I just lucky?
YUSH
Yeah I got lucky that theres no 7 year old encountered in mvm
0:00-0:20 me playing MVM in a nutshell.
My MvM experiences have been pretty fun, only once did I get a bad team.
This is what happened with the bad team...
>joins
>tells me to play scout
>plays scout
>misses 10 cash
>gets kicked
scout has to do allot.
you cant rush him.
he has a lot of dicisions make.
2:06 Uncle Dane Reacting To Buffs And Nerfs
1:58 That's why we have dead ringers.
+Halopro895 yea.
>Join MvM match
>Medic is friend who just recently learned the basics of TF2
>Medic pockets you
>Scout down
>Engineer down
>Demoman down
>Soldier down
-join mvm
-be soldier with beggar's buff(u know da mean)
-medic not a pocketeer
-pybro burn robot ass
-engineer that know how to troll the SENTRY BUSTAH!
-scout that lead rank A/A+ cash
-random trashtalk kid join server,and i cant even convert his words(Not my native language+Kid squeaking sound+earrape+Middle tier Eng knowledge=Chat pls)
-I beg him to use chat
A:He dont do it
B:He use it,abd freaking spammed
-We lose da round
-He try to kick someone,and i was a victim because i'm wearing mann co. hat(dat kid wearing a f2p hat)
-Vote failed(Joke:Becuz i Do a money sacrifice to gaben)
-He raping votekick
-Scout was quicker,he steal vote kick and we gangbang him with flawless votekick
+ภูพาน เมืองขวา so touchin :')
0:45 THIS IS WHY SENTRY BUSTERS EXIST
My experience:
-Go on an unofficial server because I'm not another credit card thief enticed by digital hats or gold weapons
-Select Medic
-Spend set-up overhealing my teammates until my Ubercharge is ready
-Uber fighting class closest to the robots
-Frantically run around trying to revive dead teammates
-Try to shoot robots with Mad Milk syringes
-Die
Seems accurate
Every medic in MvM.
The moral?
If you want to play this mode well, PLAY IT WITH FRIENDS.
With friends you can:
Coordinate with the others to make a good strategy;
Screw it, we do derp things because wanna have fun, because none of us care about winning.
*Everyone as Heavy saying POOTIS*
yaeh
>Join MvM match.
> Pick Engie.
> Build Teleporters close enough to the fight but far enough away so they don't get destroyed and it's a short/moderate walk away from the bomb at any given time.
>Build Dispenser behind some rocks where my buddies can replenish their health and ammo but where it won't easily get destroyed.
>Build Sentr-
> Sentry busters which were completely nonexistant earlier hop out of the gates, the walls, the floors, the sky, the ammo boxes and health kits, that heavy's unusual, and your own hatred towards sentry busters and all sprint like Sonic the Hedgehog at your sentry.
1:11, Any reason in particular you stopped the rocket loading at 9/11?
Firstly, it was 11/9. Second, the Beggar's Bazooka has a maximum capacity of 11 rockets after clip size is fully upgraded.
On top of what Alex said, you can only carry 20 unloaded rockets for the Bazooka if ammo capacity hasn't been upgraded. So if you haven't picked up anything that restores ammo while loading your rockets, once you've loaded the maximum 11, you will have 9 remaining in reserve.
I like how the replies didn’t even get the joke
>Joins MVM Map
>Chooses Heavy
>Gets starter upgrades
>Everyone except Engi is ready
>Players yell at Engi to press F4
>Game starts after long countdown
>Each round gets a bit harder.
>Team fails a round
>Player votes to restart game
>Most team says yes
>Game restarts
>I leave the game.
Alt:
>Attempts to join MVM game
>Leaves after an hour of searching
This will always be a work of art to me
This was the first time I saw or heard about TF2! And introduced me to it
Hey soldier!!! This is not x10!!!!!!
Y'know there are upgrades right?
Gotta love that laggy pyro.
> Joining a *MvM* server <
> Choosing Engi <
> *ROUND 1*
> There was some idiots in a game... But i was good and pretty much *NOT USELESS* In a game (At the top of score) <
> *ROUND 4*
> 1 kid typed in chat: "wai y not hav milk?" <
> Said: " What milk? I am an ENGI! Not scout <
> " U hav it ai know" <
> He sends a votekick to me <
> *SUCCESS* <
> Then i rejoined after some hours, all players still in place, but now last round, he now talking in microphone... < (no weird text *(((* )
> "AGAIN YOU? GO AWAY! WE HATE YOU!" <
> "Seriously? I was in top of score! You in last place... Even thought i just joined... Wait... YOU HAVE 14 DEATHS AND 0 KILLS? WTF! ITS JUST ROBOTS! KILL 1 OF THEM!" <
> *Votekicks him* <
> *FAIL* < ( 1 To KICK Him (mine) 5 NOT TO KICK him )
> *Votekick me* <
> *Nearly success* < ( 3 TO KICK ME 3 TO NOT (also me))
> "Guys... Why? Really? He did nothing to you! He just sitting in taunt "Texaso Relaxo" ( or whatever is it ) and watching fight...
Please... Kick him.. I better than him.. <
> *Someone votekicks me* <
> *FLAWLESS!* < ( 1 To not kick me (me) 5 to kick me.. ) <
> Dat kid: " YEESSS GUYS! WE KICKE... (Last didnt hear...)
Results: MvM is worst COOP ever. -2\420
+Papyrus The Skeleton Probably a *private match* where they wanted to play without random people. Or it where dumb kiddies who couldn't see that u where an engineer.
***** put sentry lvl 3 sentry and other stuff to the spawn of robots, done.
+Papyrus The Skeleton Wow, fucking dicks, i hope their tickets and hats get deleted.
1:45
I never gave you permission to use a clip of me playing as spy
>joins mvm
>select sniper
>after a round kid spamming for medic in voice and punches E
>votekick him
>fun time
My normal server:
1) Wait at least 5 minutes to find a freaking server instead of clicking one like 2 fort or dustbowl
2) Choose class that is not available
3) Upgrade
4) See 2 people being the same fucking scout that we don't need
5) Ask one of them to change, and obviously they won't listens
6) Wait 150 seconds, and obviously one person don't know how to press a single button clearly says F4
7) Either a demo or soldier kills himself during a setup for no reason
8) Hear a 12 year old being annoying with a shitty ass mic
9) Play the round
10) Hearing the 12 year old screaming all over the damn place
11) Mute that kid
12) Got killed by a heavy, medic won't heal me back to life because he is blind
13) Another person joins the game, and chooses to be a spy (really? -.-)
14) A scout then go afk for the rest of the game
15) Spy is shitty, then telling everyone to restart (we all clicked no)
16) The bomb has been deployed and loses the game.
17) Half of the team quite because of their shitty skills, too scared to face them again, shouldn't have 2 scouts and a fucking spy,making me do almost all of the work.
18) Quite
I have some interesting story about playing engi too. 2013 year. First months of the Mecha Engie tour existance.
>Joins mann up on big rock
>Pics engineer
>Does not fuck a single time throgh 5 waves
>Listens to shitty translated on google translate insults caused by me being russian
>Prefers not to answer due having huge problems with english at the time
>Broughts more damage resitance for sentry instead of two way teleporter
>Broughts a fucking two way teleporter at the middle of the 6th wave for them to finaly shut the fuck up
>Being kicked at the 7th wave's last boss
Anyone who thinks this is okay, please go make yourself a fucking melted lead enema.
***** Well, the best we can do is avoid this people. And in a situation of meeting then FUCKING REPORT THEM FOR THEM TO BE FUCKING VAC BANNED FOREVER! Anyway, i appriciate your kindness. Be good.
At least my first match wasn't that bad
The first time I've played MvM was a few days ago, since I'm a complete noob and the other players had unusuals and all, I did what they told me. They told me to be a Phlog Pyro, buy speed upgrades and resistances. and we won! A guy ended getting a Gold Botkiller Stickylauncher :D I only got a Market Gardener :( Anyway I was wanting to get one to do rocket jumps with it, so it wasn't that bad
***** Well, it's not like this happpend to in my first time.
+Thiago C. Fuck yes, phlog pyro with speed and resistance is everything for mv.
Two-way teleporters are vital in Big Rock. You were a bad engi.
Those Engie eyes need to be a real hat, like TexanVision or something.
It is a hex on GMod
0:43 me and the boys after the teacher give us the correct answers of the exam
0:06 What is the sound when the engineer salutes?
tf\sound\ui\hint.wav
:)
Thanks!
Mag Magnet Well hello there from your subscriber, Mag Magnet! Even though you don't know me and this comment of yours was left 3 months ago, I still wanna use a chance to greet you! So hello there! :3
Hi Vasya! What's crackalackin'?
(And really, you don't need an excuse to greet me! I'm always happy to say hi :D)
Mag Magnet Nnnever mind then.
and you get golden fryng pan :D
Unless you don't play Mann-Up because you refuse to spend real money on a free game.
1:51
Literally every spy i know dies after 1 stab in mvm
That engie waited 150 seconds. That's true patience
things i know about you
--you reading this comment
-you play tf2
-you watch DR.face video
-you not die
-you played engie
-you play mvm
-you angry about meet your match update
-you healed heavy
-you have gibus hat
-you suck at sniper
-you noticed me that i play tf2
-you have heart
-you have computer
-you have mini computer(phone)
-sometime you ragequit
-you have steam
Am i true?
No. I don't have a gibus.
I don't hate meet your match! hah!
i deleted my gibus... there goes my f2p joke
I deleted my gibus and i dont have a phone v:
Man, the dark days before the Two Cities update.
What happens to me,
Join a server with 5 f2p kids
They force me to change class as soldier. (WTF? THEY DONT NEED A MEDIC? cuz i was the medic)
Win a round
Little kid wasn't enough killing.
Kick me out
Vinna Fu but another one:2 f2ps 3 P2Ps
Lost a round
They started to say: Don't worry, we'll get perfect upgrade and defeat them.
Win like 5 round to the final round
When the giant robot is getting near to bomb place, F2p says: OH NO WERE GOING TO LOSE!
I use wrangler to kill de robot
We wins and get rare loots.
F2ps isn't rage now
What a strange paragraph? (It isn't Paragraph i know XD)
Vinna Fu Considience? I think not.
Ислам Лапиденов Meh too
brockrumable Yeah. Piece of crap noobs.
True
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