I fell asleep watching the VOD and had the wildest dream. I dreamt that Charb got exposed online for lying about being American and he was actually Canadian, which shocked a lot of people. He kept denying the allegations and it made his Canadian viewers so mad that the hashtag CanadaHatesCharborg became a thing, calling for Charbo to be banned from Canada. I forget the rest of the dream, but it did end with Charb never being allowed into Canada.
They decide to make a new update that ties the anxiety to your heart rate irl, so when you get nervous irl your anxiety in game raises, and it injects canibis directly into your bloodstream when you smoke to calm you down, and actually makes you nervous with some other drug when you raise anxiety in game to be more immersive 🧌
How in the hell did I just start playing this again last week before you even posted this. What kind of mind controlling serum are you putting in my maple syrup
Fun fact, the place that inspired the village in Mon Bazou is where my geography teacher lived in his childhood (Saint-Édouard), he even told stories about how the field close to his home always smelled like shit because the person who owned it used organic fertilizers(shit) and how that brang hundreds of flys around his house
@@Umbra_-wj4ce Je suis pas vraiment censé parler de t'ça mais la majorité des viewers de chrbrg sont en faite des québécois undercover... Pour l'instant je peux pas t'en dire plus. Surtout, parles-en pas à chrbrg passque ça pourrait compromettre notre enquête! Over.
I went to Ontario once (It's not Quebec but it's right next to it, there's french there too though) and stopped at a gas station, got out and started pumping gas, and a guy came out and started yelling at me in French. Like wtf, if you don't want people pumping their own gas then put up a sign so I know not to stop there. Some of the rudest people I've ever seen besides FIPs.
You described it perfectly. He also jinxes himself like crazy in the VOD. I know they try and keep the runtime on these low, but there was sooo much grear content he skimmed over in this intro.
I fell asleep watching the VOD and had the wildest dream. I dreamt that Charb got exposed online for lying about being American and he was actually Canadian, which shocked a lot of people. He kept denying the allegations and it made his Canadian viewers so mad that the hashtag CanadaHatesCharborg became a thing, calling for Charbo to be banned from Canada. I forget the rest of the dream, but it did end with Charb never being allowed into Canada.
You call it a dream, i call it a premonition
#CanadaHatesCharborg 😤
this actually happened wdym
its been so long that i didnt even know this was a “second” channel 😂
As a Canadian fan, I would absolutely cancel him for pretending he wasn't Canadian 😤
I feel like the anxiety bar should be at max when he goes up to the window and sees he has to wait another 5 hours
They decide to make a new update that ties the anxiety to your heart rate irl, so when you get nervous irl your anxiety in game raises, and it injects canibis directly into your bloodstream when you smoke to calm you down, and actually makes you nervous with some other drug when you raise anxiety in game to be more immersive 🧌
But I can't even reply to my OWN comments worst of all.@@beefjerkybros
Realizing now that a lot of Charborg moments radiate strong Charlie Brown energy. Dude can't catch a break lol
When he stars saying "Oh Brother" and wearing a yellow shirt you know he's gone down hill bad!
Every time charbo plays a game with cars, he always fucks something up. I can only imagine this is how his real life is like.
It's sad to see char enter his walter white druglord phase now that he's gone bald. So long heisenborg
Criken would be Jesse
@@BierBart12Crisse
@@BierBart12 And buck would be gus
@@Salah.Ad-Dinbuck is probably a better tuco
@@Salah.Ad-DinBus
I love how every time he plays this game, it’s like he’s the main character of a sitcom where anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
"I accidentally smoke another joint and now I can't.. I can't get in my car door."
Just like real life....
"ruin has come to our fridge,do you remember our venerable syrup?opulent and delicious?"
How in the hell did I just start playing this again last week before you even posted this. What kind of mind controlling serum are you putting in my maple syrup
Fun fact, the place that inspired the village in Mon Bazou is where my geography teacher lived in his childhood (Saint-Édouard), he even told stories about how the field close to his home always smelled like shit because the person who owned it used organic fertilizers(shit) and how that brang hundreds of flys around his house
I'm so happy that our Bald Little Furry gets to finally live out the Canadian life of his dreams!
so true
Im so proud of our Furry baby
6:48 I'm high as shit and this video is very immersive, I thought the exact same thing lmfao
I've never been high, and I also thought something was running at him
bro is nobody gonna make this dude upload to his main channel. im almost convinced he abandoned it.
Wdym this is the main Channel,that other one was just a collaborative paranoia we all had.
I sent a guy to check on him and his house is abandoned I don’t think this is the same guy anymore
The charborg golden age where he used to airdrop cinematic masterpieces every six moons is pretty much over
Ok but seriously why doesn't he upload on that channel?
THERES ANOTHER CHANNEL?
I hope Charborg never closes his funny syrup store I love his funny syrup so much
6:47 That sign and the smoke do combine *perfectly* to look like something running at you
I’m from Quebec and this looks exactly like a normal day in my life.
Tellement contente de voir un autre québécois apprécier charborg !!!!
@@Umbra_-wj4ce
Je suis pas vraiment censé parler de t'ça mais la majorité des viewers de chrbrg sont en faite des québécois undercover...
Pour l'instant je peux pas t'en dire plus. Surtout, parles-en pas à chrbrg passque ça pourrait compromettre notre enquête!
Over.
I went to Ontario once (It's not Quebec but it's right next to it, there's french there too though) and stopped at a gas station, got out and started pumping gas, and a guy came out and started yelling at me in French. Like wtf, if you don't want people pumping their own gas then put up a sign so I know not to stop there. Some of the rudest people I've ever seen besides FIPs.
@@RT-qd8yl Sorry to hear that :/
"Is dee-manchee Sunday?"
- Craig Charborg, 2023
Either that weed is the worst thing ever grown or this mans tolerance is godly.
He's smoked so much that it's become part of his biology.
Its crazy how he manages to do nothing in this game whenever he plays it lmao
The living embodiment of Murphy's law
You described it perfectly. He also jinxes himself like crazy in the VOD. I know they try and keep the runtime on these low, but there was sooo much grear content he skimmed over in this intro.
this game is an accurate representation of being an unemployed weed grower
"Dimanche is March?" gave me flashbacks to grade 4
Bro bought the most expensive gas at the gas station after the dude told him to put regular in
With all the weed smoke this must be in the poop killer universe.
The Stardew Valley music in the background almost distracted me from the chaos he was describing
that smoke cow thing moment at the gas station SCARED ME
as a french hearing you say « dimanchey » is so funny to me
As a canadian, i can confirm this game 100% replicates our day-to-day lives
"Osti d'criss de côliss de tabarnack!" (Rince and repeat)
6:49 I thought the smoke was some kind of monster coming up to him too LMFAO
the tree blocking the car door got me pretty good
every time charborg uploads i scream my lungs out
That was the worst Sunday ever
6:48 WHY DO I SEE IT?? AM I GOING INSANE I SEE IT SO CLEARLY
6:48 I thought it was some hunched man...
as a Canadian we do die if we don't sleep in a bed
No wonder they give you guys free healthcare.
Thanks chorb, needed something to watch while eating
Yo chrbrg is hip with that micro hit. It really be like that too XD
Got a ad for Canadian canabis while watching LOL 😂
I’m itching for some of that syrup
Bro was scheduled for a 1 hr shift😂
The Bear and breakfast music in the begining gave me ptsd from having my tenants starve constantly
god forbid he gets a flat tire irl
This looks like a game that is fun to stream and make videos for but entirely soulless to play alone
NOT THE SYRUP STORE I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THE SYRUP STORE
I’m am from Quebec Canada as a French canadien this is so fun to watch our culture being represented
2:21 the FREAK shuts his TRAP
My summer car at home:
syrup moment
9:01 call that a one hit wonder
I love u weird fish guy
as a Canadian, I can confirm we cannot live without poutine. (I’ve had poutine 2 times in my life)
Yes i love mon bazou!! probably my favorite game bald has played
20 minutes of charbgorg proving that this is the bleakest game on the market
Goddamn, the Stardew Valley music made me feel so at home
Lethal Company with mods is so fun. Even vanilla, it's fun.
5:40 hes really smoking right next to the gas pump 0.0
The return of a classic!
i love when the eldritch omnipotent horrifying being beyond mortal comprehension posts 😊😊
Ive been looking to get mon bazou for a long time but this was really the pust to get it
I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY SMOKING JOINTS
The smoke also jumpscared me
5:02 he’s playing Ricky simulator
my boy loves to tinker
"you only need one bad day"
is the beginning music from Eco?
dies from sleepiness
this was too real
0:58 pucci
Anyone know what the name of the song is in the beginning? I know it’s from Stardew Valley, but I don’t remember where it plays.
Fall (Ghost Synth) is the track! just got my first day of Fall today before this upload so this video's opening totally threw me off lmaooo
I got my weed face on
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE SYRUP
hello chibble gibble
I love canadian My Summer Car
Just the title alone killed me
Thanks for the video cardboard
no no that's my emotional support roach
Where did the other 7 cents go lol😂
Play more of this please.
Love the vida charborg
Rip rotisserie
this is how it feels buying gas in Canada nowadays
longest intro before video starts so far, in my opinion, wait i can't have that...
we need my summer car
$0.88 cents of gas
As a French Canadian, I can agree that this game is 100% accurate
Love the stardew music
Finally I love this game
why is there a "french slur" control in the controls menu
To say a french slur
@@hansvonflammenwerfer2817 understandable, have a great day
Oh this is the stream we lost the weed seed in this was my first Stream🎉
Big lean boy
I was just playing this game half an hour ago
I LOVE TACOS
the zaza garden
This is so depressing to watch lol
mmm syrup
Holy shit I remember you playing this 🤣🤣
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Its over
Yum diabetes
My summer car easy mode