I remember the first time I heard a Tim Dillon podcast on Spotify. Didn’t look at him, didn’t see him, just heard him and thought he was a psychopath. I couldn’t figure out for the first 40 minutes whether he was serious or not. Haven’t stopped listening since 😂
Tim hit it on the head. It is incredibly rich that after these guys will tell us after they've hollowed out every industry in this country, destroying families and communities in the process, that since kids growing up in opioid dens didn't learn to code they get to work at Denny's and we'll just import rich kids from other countries to do well-paying jobs instead of educate Americans.
They aren't importing them because they are smarter. They are importing them because they are cheaper and work insane hours because if they get canned, they go back home.
These Rich Tech people have their heads up their Asses ! We already Educate these mofos ! Get them graduated and put to work or get them out of Our Country !!!
Legitimately insane they haven't reached out to pay him. I've heard other comedians start shopping there because "It looked good on Timmy D" and I'm sure his fans have as well.
people did that to society, lack of accountability did that to society, tools are tools and the fact that people think they can or should be on their phone 10 hours a day is insane
@@Eggs-n-Jakey lol there is less then 1% of the population that has the wherewithal to control themselves. The majority are stupid and follow the herd. Tech knew that and manipulated it. That’s the business model which is well documented.
Vivek didn't know his "Saved by the Bell" trivia too well. Zack Morris scored 1502 on the SATs, which was higher than Screech. Screech was a spaz, not a true nerd. Zack was a very smart and clever kid, which is how he was able to manipulate space and time around him at will...
Damn bro, there's probably a really deep metaphor in there somewhere that I could figure out, but my door dasher just delivered my taco bell and I gotta go eat. Toodles!
Everyone knows Zack was a cheat and scammed/bribed/hacked his way to that SAT score. Zack was a terrible human being who made everyone in his orbit miserable and less successful versions of themselves.
@@DrJ8008this is simply not true they’re cheaper but not more qualified for the position. I know we love to shit on American education but when it comes to tech and engineering we have some of the best colleges in the world. There’s reasons why we invent so much more than other countries.
@@Hoodiewitdaboogie really? 20% of American workers are functionally illiterate and 50% are just at 6th grade. Its more than edu its also a culture of laziness and instant gratification. American workers ON AVERAGE are low quality
@Hoodiewitdaboogie They do this in Australia too and then the Australian workers are working overtime to fix mistakes made by workers who have a known propensity to use forged documentation that says they are qualified.
Tim dillon made me feel comfortable with who i really am.he made me realize i can just be myself. I found a boyfriend we were together for 2 years. It was the best 2 years of my life through the good and the bad.but he recently overdosed on his pills and past away 8 days before his 24th birthday. We use to watch your show together every week. Now you're the only joy i have left in this world. The only thing that can make me laugh and feel a little better and i really appreciate it .
Oh, that is sad. But you have known love once and tragically lost it. Sounds like you are still in your early twenties. That is very young. You will surely find a new love. Keep your heart free and brave to face what life will bring you. Wishing you joy and many blessings.
For sure. I wanna see Elon vs. Tim on Rogan. Let’s see who wins in the battlefield of ideas like how pool went after Dorsey. Does Elon have the balls that Dorsey does? Or will he just ban them all from twitter and pay Spotify a kajillion mars dollars to bury the episode?
Tim is speaking to a truth i have seen as a software engineer for a long time. The most normal company i worked for is an insurance company in a small town - they loved America for the most part.
I enjoy living in smaller towns myself. I lived near larger cities and it even though there are a lot of people they don't tend to treat each other well.
@CoolAdam247 Oh yeah? How many poor Tesla employees do you know? Lol. They’re very, very well compensated for their work. It’s incredibly difficult to get a job there and there’s no shortage of applicants. (Just dig a little deeper before your thumbs start wagging)
I was on H1B for a while. It’s not that Americans can’t do the jobs. We work harder because if we lose our job we get deported. We don’t want to be labeled as problematic for the same reasons and therefore won’t ask for as many wage increases or promotions. It’s not that highly skilled foreign workers get dramatically underpaid in tech. On the long run it saves companies money, it looks better optic-wise than saying “We’re moving half our offices to Bangalore”, and it helps bring down wages overall…which impacts the American workers who are facing unfair competition. Oh and also there are enough qualifier engineers. I’m gonna get called a commie but their goal is to flood the market with millions of developers because the more desperate people become to find a job the more likely they are to accept a lower salary. This whole system became crystal clear to me pretty quickly after I started working as an H1B back in 2015, and those tech CEOs are full of shit imo.
As an Australian I feel like we're kind of diet Americans. Just take away the guns and school shootings and add a funny accent and were basically the same.
My autistic nephew who thinks everyone is his friend invited his alcoholic neighbor who’s 30 years older than him to our family Xmas eve gathering. The guy proceeded to call everyone he knew on speaker and walk around our house having conversations, openly hit on my wife, and threatened to shoot my brother in the head, who by the way is always carrying. My nephew who is completely oblivious then goes, and I kid you not, do you think I made a mistake? He’s a pretty good guy I think…so that was my Xmas eve this year in Chicago.
We aren't talking about average people either way, so that dig is irrelevant. The average people in every country are lazy and degenerate. We're talking about the best and brightest, and as a physics professor I can tell you that there is no shortage of talented minds in America, the kind of person who launched my career by teaching myself calculus at 16 (not that that's impressive, we need thinkers, not calculators), all this immigration is just to suppress wages and sustain the debt scheme. Elon and Vivek are smooth brained business people who talk about "tech skills" without the slightest understanding of what higher STEM is.
Actually this felt like the first real Christmas since Covid. Everyone was happy, kids all got decent gifts, ate a lot of cheese, nephew broke my toe, pretty midwestern perfect
Now that I think about it, I didn’t get a single ad during this episode (don’t have RUclips premium) 😂 you were right Tim, you hit a little too close to home on this one to be monetized
@@calliknowswho I know it's hard to believe, but many years ago, there was a different Rogan who didn't just bring shows to a screeching halt by slowly struggling to read articles on the air. He would actually try to make jokes and not just do a fake wheeze-laugh at everything. This would have to be like a decade ago
They are "snow" goggles alright. There are two types of "comedians in recovery." The theo von type and the tim dillion type, i'll let you fill in the blanks
I am not extremely religious but I feel like ever since Christmas got super secular in the mid 2010s it doesn’t feel like a celebration or a festive time. It just feels like green and red season where we get to have off of work. It really feels like there is something major missing and I think it is that overhanging religiousity of Christmas
Outside of Fox News fantasies, Christmas is as Christian as it was in 1994, 2004, or 2014. It's just placebo effect of being told "it's just not Christmas anymore" for twenty years straight.
@ yeah sorry but I have eyes and ears and can see the world around me, I don’t watch Fox News so I don’t know what you mean. It is clearly more secular now than it was 10-20 years. Just watch any Christmas movie from the 80s 90s and even the 2000s. There are very prevalent themes about the religious meaning of Christmas. For example, Home Alone has a very prominent scene that takes place in a church. The only major Christmas movie I can think of from that time that doesn’t feature these themes is Elf. It’s also evident by what they play on the radio. I live in Philly and many of the major radio stations stopped playing any religious songs for Christmas and that was in the 2010s when they did that. And a lot of the secular music is just tepid crap that could be any other pop song. Christmas music has a very distinct sound to it and it is being replace by generic sounding music.
@@calvinhobbes7032 I'm much father from the Bible belt and up in Boston our radio stations were chock full of hymns. I heard a "Come all ye faithful" top ten. You're right, Frosty the Snowman, The Grinch, and Santa Claus is coming to town are just chock full of religious dogma. You don't actually have to watch Fox or MSNBC to be infected by their brain rot, you hear their sentiment repeated enough times, you start to believe it. It's similar to people being upset about a billion dollars in shoplifting while ignoring the trillion dollars in wage theft. It's because one of them is presented as a rising problem, the other isn't.
Vivek is literally saying, “Leftism and corporatism destroy American ingenuity and the culture has suffered….but I’m going now blame the culture and use it as the reason we need more corporatism and Leftism.”
Bro, if by leftism you mean neoliberalism then yes. Leftism is fundamentally opposed to corporatism man. Please read a book. Leftists want more dead CEOs bro.
@@wardy4903 Compared to who?? What’s “American culture”…..the Hollywood examples created by people who have worked for decades to destroy popular culture? Is popular culture real or manufactured? Do everyday Americans value these “cultural” examples like the ones Vivek cites? “Saved by the Bell”???? Are you frick’n serious???
Indeed, it's no coincidence two people who massively benefitted from migration to the States are allying against MAGAs 'America First' policy. Vivek was a fraud all along and he outted himself before even being given his new government job. The real question to ask was who decided to dumb down the American education system to make it completely uncompetitive against Europe, China, South Korea, India and Japan? It only excels at college level with the gold standard Ivy League universities. The argument then could be made that the best students are from abroad and need to be offered visas to benefit corporate America @MrJimmy1717
As far as I see it we have two options. Either accept authoritarianism from our one party system. Or stand together as a class and have a sequel of France around the 1780s
As someone who was affected by the H1B visa program, what happens is it incentivize as large companies to pay lower wages for a job and just state that they couldn't find any American to fill the job. Yeah we couldn't find anybody to fill this position that we only want to pay $86,000 a year for with no benefits on a 1099 so we had to hire an Indian when if the job were an American job they would have to pay 150 full benefits. It allows the companies to offer jobs at a much lower rate than any American would take
And keep them on a two year contract so they can’t move. Same thing in healthcare in Ireland. They are bullied by the senior staff, and some are completely unsuited to the work. They struggle to find a place to live. It is exploitation refined to purpose.
Yep. My field is a bit more niche (Aerospace), which usually requires citizenship and multiple security clearances---but if I decide to go anywhere near the "other" side of tech, the competition suddenly becomes insane because you have so many people who are willing to work at any FAANG company for free. The crazy part is, if you one day decide to pack up and go to a different country as an American--a lot of companies won't even glance at you and it will be a constant legal uphill battle. Yet we're making it easier for them to come over here. Skilled labor is basically on its way to becoming "outsourced" now.
A couple of days ago the cost of a dozen eggs was 7.00, the cheap store brand eggs was 5.00. ??? If we were to go into a depression, we wouldn't be able to afford depression food. That thought kinda put a damper on Christmas. Nothing feels good right now because we are teetering on a level of pain we've never seen before. I'm sure it will be ok.
I live in the uk and I still can’t get over how fucking spot on Tim is about the boomers hanging on to huge houses just for the sake of it! All the big houses are like that by me! Once you see it, you can’t un-see it! It’s crazy!
I am 59 my kids moved out ,my wife and I want a smaller house, everything we look at is a piece of crap and wanting top dollar, new houses are made like crap and prices are insane.
This year was the best Christmas I have had in years. I highly recommend having children, they bring a great amount of joy into your life that you would otherwise go without were they not there.
Got the kids an oculus 3 to share, can't use the credit card until July, it's good 👍 I just hope they don't EMP us so they can play with it for awhile 😀
Both are true. We do have a culture problem of fat laziness. Also Americans should always come over foreigners, no matter what. That the truth. Everyone seems to forget what happens when nations do this. The collapse. Minorities wants equal treatment until they are the majority. Then they want to rule. Look at the Muslims in Europe
They aren't rightwing. They're libertarian corporatist scum. Every political position they take benefits themselves damn the cost to the culture or country. In a way they are a more dangerous enemy than the leftists.
its genuinely scary hearing vivek talk down to the American people like that. It isn't what I voted for, and him saying we can just hire people overseas is such a slap in the face as a working class American.
Maybe it’s so us Americans get some urgency about ourselves, this is the laziest generation and I’m apart of it, I’m 28. Everyone expects things handed to them, even from their job. It’s not sustainable, and that’s in every single state
@@ConmanHothandspainting with broad strokes are we? how about instead of commenting on RUclips, go to work and stop being lazy (if this country were as lazy as you say it is it would of already collapsed by now, everyone says the same exact thing you say about every generation that's ever existed lol) now im gonna go do what musk does with his time, post on Twitter and play diablo all day while high on ketamine
@@jahirvasquez2215 Its the xenophobe's wet dream. How delirious are you people? Those central americans are in no way higher educated than you the average U.S citizen.
They want to give them high paying jobs but pay them less than half for it. That’s the issue, for the immigrants they will have no problem and take it but it will force out many Americans from having jobs.
You arent already sending a seasonal catalog to his production company, with a carte blanche ordering limit? And a personalized brand rep to make sure he is always happy? If not, someone needs to be fired in your rep/marketing department.
It's the economy. People do not have "Disposable Income" like they used to. Party City closing among others(Fridays, Lumber Liquidators, Rubios...) Just food and living expenses (Electricity, Heating, Gas...) are taking up peoples income. I understand restaurants and small businesses are hurting because people aren't coming like they used to.
Yup a lot of it comes down to economy. The biggest common issue in relationships is financial problems so that leads to higher divorce rates breaking down the family structure and that is if people are even having kids. Many are opting out of it or waiting later in life as they see it as unaffordable. You know your country has failed you when people see having children as a burden and would rather abort them than face the financial burdens.
All the middle and high paying jobs are reserved for foreigners. CEO pay has increased 3000% while avg worker pay increased 12%. companies are pulling record profits and continue replacing Americans with H1B.
The torching of 2024 was great, you did great, all the comedians jokes were on point, you can tell it was a last minute thing, I wish they were giving a bigger budget and I wish it was longer then 42 mins
Yea he’s such a smuck but you must be smarter than him right? Ask the 16 scientist that couldn’t fix the engine problem on the rocket. And Elon solved it in one night. He’s not that smart!
I think Christmas was kinda whatever this year mainly because the financial burden so many are feeling because of how bad off many of us are. So many of us are broke and can’t afford anything and this whole year has hit people hard to where the joy is simply gone right now
This was for sure some old skool Tim. So damn funny, "You will HIRE MY PIG FRIENDS!" Episodes like this really remind why Tim is IT for me. Loved this one! And a great episode the end the year. Happy New Years pigs I wish you all well!
Tough times cause more people to focus on education to escape their situations. We’re too complacent and lazy. Even lower class Americans have smartphones, a solid roof over their heads, and eat 2-3 meals a day. The majority of homeless are there by choice and/or because of mental issues.
@@Reginald_HarrisonH-1B is literally hiring strippers, cashiers, plumbers and entry level positions of all kinds. You’re either under educated about this subject, dishonest, unintelligent, or some combination of the three.
Christmas should always be joyous for the children. Its the responsibility of the adults to always make that so. Adults who complain about it not feeling like Christmas need to make sure it still does for their children. If you dont have or want children, Christmas will never feel like your childhood, and thats ok. Be kind and give something. Does wonders for this christmas spirit problem 🎉
My son just turned 1 and this Christmas was awesome. Children really do have a way of bringing happiness into our lives just by being there and being so new to the world everything is magic to them it’s amazing
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I remember the first time I heard a Tim Dillon podcast on Spotify. Didn’t look at him, didn’t see him, just heard him and thought he was a psychopath. I couldn’t figure out for the first 40 minutes whether he was serious or not. Haven’t stopped listening since 😂
The first pod I ever heard he was suggesting we torch the homeless 😂
He is a psychopath but one who loves us
Hes our psychopath
He's the psychopath we need!
Is Uncle Timmy America’s most lovable psychopath? Yes or Yes?
Tim hit it on the head. It is incredibly rich that after these guys will tell us after they've hollowed out every industry in this country, destroying families and communities in the process, that since kids growing up in opioid dens didn't learn to code they get to work at Denny's and we'll just import rich kids from other countries to do well-paying jobs instead of educate Americans.
They aren't importing them because they are smarter. They are importing them because they are cheaper and work insane hours because if they get canned, they go back home.
What a senerio. Analogy of your perception,🤔 by Joe, your right. Imo.
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America will have further and further wealth stratification until it's unrecognizable from Brazil
Don’t forget how much we all care about going to Mars. ☄️🙄❌
These Rich Tech people have their heads up their Asses ! We already Educate these mofos ! Get them graduated and put to work or get them out of Our Country !!!
Christmas shopping this year was so easy because of how little I cared
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Not what you should care about anyways, or the people around you besides young children.
Hahahaha
Yep that was the mood fr, look at the Christmas move we got this year it’s titled “Satan” not the best pick me up.
I didn’t buy people shit and i feel okay about it.
Tim’s best episode in a long time. Earnest and honest with no apologies.
💯 YES!
@@grayalex73 Tim , hate to agree on this one.
I think I've seen him on Rogan before and it was a pass
Then found this show by accident f'n brilliant I'll be checking back.
“How about too many Indians” is a top tier rant, I won’t hear otherwise
@@Thehouse718 ong 💯
Never too much of a good thing.
Come to Canada and you won’t be joking
Top-tier all the way! So fckin good!
@@sleepingduty2987 unless it's Indians, then it's too much
Tim making jokes about Palantir, Peter Thiel and the Bildeberg Group.
We wish him well. 🏌️
Jew Palantir robots will be the end of us all.
Tim's trying to get Ghislane's old job.
LOL
Banks, media, politics.... and comedy
“Life in the big city” 🥤 🕺
Tim is my favorite plus size polo model.
Elon is the grintch that stole the holidays and gave it to the indians and joos
Legitimately insane they haven't reached out to pay him. I've heard other comedians start shopping there because "It looked good on Timmy D" and I'm sure his fans have as well.
Hilarious. It's full figured 🤣🤣🤣
That is some funny shit, I see what you did there.
Lizzo couldn't be more jealous
After seeing what social media has done to society, I’m gonna have to say, no, we shouldn’t hand the country over to tech people.
people did that to society, lack of accountability did that to society, tools are tools and the fact that people think they can or should be on their phone 10 hours a day is insane
They'll end up hiring spies who'll go running off telling everyone our shit that we don't want them to have 😅
@@Eggs-n-Jakey people in tech also did that.
Vivek is a snake
@@Eggs-n-Jakey lol there is less then 1% of the population that has the wherewithal to control themselves. The majority are stupid and follow the herd. Tech knew that and manipulated it. That’s the business model which is well documented.
So you're telling me the silicon valley billionaires DON'T have my best interest in mind????
Please don’t say it’s true 😭😭
LESS INDIAN BABY
I just can't understand why tech billionaires and MAGA voters aren't ideologically in lock step....... 🤔🤔🤔
.....perhaps a 'party' that's one common value is to hate on the 'lib-tards' might be in for a rocky ride once said enemy was defeated. Oh dear 😂😂😂
silicon valley billionaires whose channels Podcasters use to make money
Last Christmas I gave Tim my heart
The very next day, he ate creme brulee
@@jlshel42 This year, to save me from tears
I'll order the Blue Plate Special
😂😂😂
The pig.
...and every day since
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A face on a lover with grease in his heart
A man under cover tore that chicken apart
Vivek didn't know his "Saved by the Bell" trivia too well. Zack Morris scored 1502 on the SATs, which was higher than Screech. Screech was a spaz, not a true nerd. Zack was a very smart and clever kid, which is how he was able to manipulate space and time around him at will...
And break the 4th wall by talking ti thd audience 😊
Damn bro, there's probably a really deep metaphor in there somewhere that I could figure out, but my door dasher just delivered my taco bell and I gotta go eat. Toodles!
That’s correct! ☝🏽 And he wore his Z Cavariccis well.🤗😎
Everyone knows Zack was a cheat and scammed/bribed/hacked his way to that SAT score.
Zack was a terrible human being who made everyone in his orbit miserable and less successful versions of themselves.
He also pretended to be Jewish just to go to a baseball game.
I don't think JRR Tolkien would love the fact that all these defense contractors are naming their companies after stuff from Lord of the rings lol
I don’t think Tolkien would love ANYTHING that’s going on with LoTR today
Raytheon is by far the coolest sounding one
Mordor aka Hell has purchased the rights to lotr
Tolkien loved religious authoritarian regimes
No, quite the opposite. @@zenape619
To people like Elon, countries are nothing more than economic zones.
That's how they should be viewed
@@bryananderson3772 gay
@@bryananderson3772oh yeah? What makes China different than the U.S ?
@@bryananderson3772no that’s sick
And to other's they are like the white only suburbs from the 'good old times'.
“Vivek Ramalamala” got me 💀💀
He looks like Bevis
Didn't know it til you said it, but yes he sure does.
Props to Timmy from not sucking up to Elon. The man's hatred of Austin surpasses his own survival instincts.
he waited till right after his recent rogan appearance because elon has obviously told rogan to never let him on his show again now.
No HB1 is all about hiring people at half the rate. It’s not just engineers they hire accountants for 30k look at the books
Facts since 2009 in tech reports also... i know it well
its h1b and actual weed farms use h2b in Oregon, i would know as i did weed after tech h1b ruined jobs in tech in Florida 2012
@@DrJ8008this is simply not true they’re cheaper but not more qualified for the position. I know we love to shit on American education but when it comes to tech and engineering we have some of the best colleges in the world. There’s reasons why we invent so much more than other countries.
@@Hoodiewitdaboogie really? 20% of American workers are functionally illiterate and 50% are just at 6th grade. Its more than edu its also a culture of laziness and instant gratification. American workers ON AVERAGE are low quality
@Hoodiewitdaboogie They do this in Australia too and then the Australian workers are working overtime to fix mistakes made by workers who have a known propensity to use forged documentation that says they are qualified.
Tim dillon made me feel comfortable with who i really am.he made me realize i can just be myself. I found a boyfriend we were together for 2 years. It was the best 2 years of my life through the good and the bad.but he recently overdosed on his pills and past away 8 days before his 24th birthday. We use to watch your show together every week. Now you're the only joy i have left in this world. The only thing that can make me laugh and feel a little better and i really appreciate it .
Many such cases… sad!
Can relate 💔 rip to your beloved
Taylor sounds like a male name
Unironically, we wish you well
Oh, that is sad. But you have known love once and tragically lost it. Sounds like you are still in your early twenties. That is very young. You will surely find a new love. Keep your heart free and brave to face what life will bring you. Wishing you joy and many blessings.
Father Tim orchestrating another timeless sermon
For sure. I wanna see Elon vs. Tim on Rogan. Let’s see who wins in the battlefield of ideas like how pool went after Dorsey. Does Elon have the balls that Dorsey does? Or will he just ban them all from twitter and pay Spotify a kajillion mars dollars to bury the episode?
It was okay but still lacks passion it use to have
Amen
Hearing Tim’s rant at 30:03 is the most patriotic I’ve felt since 9/11
LFG
It's the one of the most based things I've heard.
In dark times, Tim is the light we need
Dark times 😂😂😂😂😂 you beta
It’s not even dark yet, just wait 😂
In dark Tims. Time is what we need.
The only glimmer of hope we as Americans have left these holidays
The voice of a nation
Tim is speaking to a truth i have seen as a software engineer for a long time. The most normal company i worked for is an insurance company in a small town - they loved America for the most part.
I enjoy living in smaller towns myself. I lived near larger cities and it even though there are a lot of people they don't tend to treat each other well.
Fellow soft eng here. I approve your message brother!! Cheers from "Austin TX" or California same thing now 😂
Tim dillion you r one of the only podcasters that deserves having one.
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True statement
His Boomer rants are the best .. I could watch those 7 days a week & never have a dull moment
A rootless rich dude with no hard ties to their host nation defends a policy which keeps worker wages down? Inconceivable!
@@MuhammedMuhammed-xd7qo what? Please explain. Help me understand 🙏..
@@MattyExtrordinairIndeed-rp1mkElon Musk in a nutshell
@CoolAdam247 Oh yeah? How many poor Tesla employees do you know? Lol. They’re very, very well compensated for their work. It’s incredibly difficult to get a job there and there’s no shortage of applicants. (Just dig a little deeper before your thumbs start wagging)
This guy nose what's up.
@@dont_hit_treesHow many Tesla employees were poor before they were hired?
I love blasting Tim Dillon in my car while I deliver on DoorDash . Customer reactions are priceless
I live in the Silicon Valley and what Tim is saying about the techies is true 💯
got any applications for a dobby like role in your household? im looking for work
@@trashboat_gonna need 12 references and 100 years experience. Pays 1$/hr
I don’t live there and it’s true
The majority of Americans don’t vote its not just a tech thing
@@trashboat_there’s a position for “slob on my knob, like corn on the cobb..”
People seem to be giving up on everything. Well said Tim
My husband said "just let the bombs drop " the other day. I had to go get him some decent weed and it turned him around completely.
I gave up on giving up years ago, its really emotionally draining and I honestly cannot be bothered.
Tim's tombstone will read: He wished us the best
He wished us well, you mean
He's one of the biggest nihilists in the country.
@@chrisalton1Americas version of Ghandi, some might say!
@@stephenholmgren405 if that were true ,I'd be living in a home in his neighborhood. He is/ was quite the home salesman. Him and Trump... the best👌
@@BillyWood-u6z that's a stretch.
My Guinea pigs really love listening to Tim Dillon. They also positively respond to The Bloodhound Gang.
I was on H1B for a while. It’s not that Americans can’t do the jobs. We work harder because if we lose our job we get deported. We don’t want to be labeled as problematic for the same reasons and therefore won’t ask for as many wage increases or promotions. It’s not that highly skilled foreign workers get dramatically underpaid in tech. On the long run it saves companies money, it looks better optic-wise than saying “We’re moving half our offices to Bangalore”, and it helps bring down wages overall…which impacts the American workers who are facing unfair competition. Oh and also there are enough qualifier engineers. I’m gonna get called a commie but their goal is to flood the market with millions of developers because the more desperate people become to find a job the more likely they are to accept a lower salary. This whole system became crystal clear to me pretty quickly after I started working as an H1B back in 2015, and those tech CEOs are full of shit imo.
Exactly what I always suspected was happening in the country.
This was the best christmas for my family since before covid. Thankfully, we needed it
Same here buddy, we’re starting to heal just now after 4 years of this shit
@@quiche_winchestertell us all about your shit,and let’s us watch it get multiplied 10 times in the next year.The shits out of control as I speak
Same
@@ValdaPeacock🤡
Thank you, Joe Biden!
We wish Tim well at the Golden Corral Awards 🏆
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Tim gets me riled up about the state of a country i don't even live in!
😂 a call to arms brother!!!
At the end of the day we are all Americans. God bless and good luck.
As an Australian I feel like we're kind of diet Americans. Just take away the guns and school shootings and add a funny accent and were basically the same.
@@Nkzta Australians think our accents are funny too?
My autistic nephew who thinks everyone is his friend invited his alcoholic neighbor who’s 30 years older than him to our family Xmas eve gathering. The guy proceeded to call everyone he knew on speaker and walk around our house having conversations, openly hit on my wife, and threatened to shoot my brother in the head, who by the way is always carrying. My nephew who is completely oblivious then goes, and I kid you not, do you think I made a mistake? He’s a pretty good guy I think…so that was my Xmas eve this year in Chicago.
But is your wife happily married?
Sounds like a Griswold's Christmas.
As long as you have the equalizer.
The alcoholic Sounds like a real jerk!
Sounds awesome
This was a fantastic take by Tim on the tech interests
Nothing like railing against Vivek's assessment of Americans being lazy and degenerate then immediately diving into an online gambling ad read.
17:00 is why we all came 😅
We aren't talking about average people either way, so that dig is irrelevant. The average people in every country are lazy and degenerate. We're talking about the best and brightest, and as a physics professor I can tell you that there is no shortage of talented minds in America, the kind of person who launched my career by teaching myself calculus at 16 (not that that's impressive, we need thinkers, not calculators), all this immigration is just to suppress wages and sustain the debt scheme. Elon and Vivek are smooth brained business people who talk about "tech skills" without the slightest understanding of what higher STEM is.
The first few minutes of the show was talking about everyone being lazy and giving up 😂
street sh1tters with garbage rivers will set us straight!!
its not americans doing this, its like vivek blaming americans for the TV shows that AMERICANS dont even make
There’s enough sh*t in the street in San Francisco don’t need to bring the pros in.
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂
keep yo mama locked in then
Humorous
You misspelled poos.
Don't you realize people like you are the reason America is at such chaos.
Actually this felt like the first real Christmas since Covid. Everyone was happy, kids all got decent gifts, ate a lot of cheese, nephew broke my toe, pretty midwestern perfect
No snow and warm weather in the Midwest this year. I had a fantastic Christmas this year, but ill blame climate change
You live in nowhere land that's why
@@QuixoticCampaignclimate change ? Like the naturally occurring change of climate on earth? Or the fake scam the leftists push, “climate change”?
@@avatar2xl my trailer caught fire from the cook.
@@avatar2xl Midwesterners still have souls. I found this out when I moved from the east coast
Tim is in The Zone. Brilliant. A veritable ballet of the mind. Complex Sentient Comedy. Im a big fan.
Now that I think about it, I didn’t get a single ad during this episode (don’t have RUclips premium) 😂 you were right Tim, you hit a little too close to home on this one to be monetized
Literally BEST part of the Roast of 2024. Fast forward to Tim.
"How about more white people and less Indians," lol. Funnier than anything on Rogan or MSSP these days
what happened to MSSP
@@JuliusTotzek16 shane is gone
@@ankushmamgain8227 he doesn't go on the show anymore?
Rogan, funny?
@@calliknowswho I know it's hard to believe, but many years ago, there was a different Rogan who didn't just bring shows to a screeching halt by slowly struggling to read articles on the air. He would actually try to make jokes and not just do a fake wheeze-laugh at everything. This would have to be like a decade ago
Tim looks he’s calling out Bingo numbers for seniors on a Hawaii Cruise! 😂
B4 he reveals its a a FAKE bingo game??? 😅
@@consciousmachine413BINGO!
BINGO!
He is.
He looks like a DJ at a bar mitzvah
Could it be? Someone who has made it but not sold out their ideals? This truly could be the beginning of a new era.
Went to the movies and saw people wearing their pajamas to the theater and I'm talking whole groups and families, I couldn't believe it.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Years Timmy you beautiful man
Well said
The funniest thing is watching Tim wearing practically snow goggles in studio.
Tim is Yoko!!!
They are "snow" goggles alright. There are two types of "comedians in recovery." The theo von type and the tim dillion type, i'll let you fill in the blanks
Tim needs some drones flying by in the back drop 😂
gold idea.. do it Tim man!
@@TheNewEnglandah hahahaha 😆 🤣 Tim, where's the drones? What is that. Show them your junk. They'll go home.
Best episode in a long time. Welcome back to the top of the heap. Keep it going.
Yes Tim yes this is why you are the social commentary goat of podcasting
Ok it wasn't just me.... there was no Christmas feeling for me this year
Neighborhood barely had any lights up. Symptom of the decline of the mind
I think its just you and the same people that never like Christmas say the same thing every year
Didn't "celebrate"...
Free Palestine.
Period.
✌️💚🍉
Best Christmas ever
I think is too hot. It doesn't feel like winter, at least here in Texas
I am not extremely religious but I feel like ever since Christmas got super secular in the mid 2010s it doesn’t feel like a celebration or a festive time. It just feels like green and red season where we get to have off of work. It really feels like there is something major missing and I think it is that overhanging religiousity of Christmas
I went to Christmas mass this year for that exact reason. It was really nice. Lots of young families.
Outside of Fox News fantasies, Christmas is as Christian as it was in 1994, 2004, or 2014.
It's just placebo effect of being told "it's just not Christmas anymore" for twenty years straight.
@ yeah sorry but I have eyes and ears and can see the world around me, I don’t watch Fox News so I don’t know what you mean. It is clearly more secular now than it was 10-20 years. Just watch any Christmas movie from the 80s 90s and even the 2000s. There are very prevalent themes about the religious meaning of Christmas. For example, Home Alone has a very prominent scene that takes place in a church. The only major Christmas movie I can think of from that time that doesn’t feature these themes is Elf. It’s also evident by what they play on the radio. I live in Philly and many of the major radio stations stopped playing any religious songs for Christmas and that was in the 2010s when they did that. And a lot of the secular music is just tepid crap that could be any other pop song. Christmas music has a very distinct sound to it and it is being replace by generic sounding music.
@@calvinhobbes7032
I'm much father from the Bible belt and up in Boston our radio stations were chock full of hymns. I heard a "Come all ye faithful" top ten.
You're right, Frosty the Snowman, The Grinch, and Santa Claus is coming to town are just chock full of religious dogma.
You don't actually have to watch Fox or MSNBC to be infected by their brain rot, you hear their sentiment repeated enough times, you start to believe it.
It's similar to people being upset about a billion dollars in shoplifting while ignoring the trillion dollars in wage theft. It's because one of them is presented as a rising problem, the other isn't.
@@MistahJigglahnot at all. Church attendance has plummeted over the past 10 years- many didn’t return after Covid.
Vivek is literally saying, “Leftism and corporatism destroy American ingenuity and the culture has suffered….but I’m going now blame the culture and use it as the reason we need more corporatism and Leftism.”
Bro, if by leftism you mean neoliberalism then yes. Leftism is fundamentally opposed to corporatism man. Please read a book. Leftists want more dead CEOs bro.
@@jacobkessler9792bro please bro educate yourself bro please bro.
Saying there aren't enough incredibly smart Americans and that Americans do not culturally value them enough is not controversial.
@@wardy4903 Compared to who?? What’s “American culture”…..the Hollywood examples created by people who have worked for decades to destroy popular culture? Is popular culture real or manufactured? Do everyday Americans value these “cultural” examples like the ones Vivek cites? “Saved by the Bell”???? Are you frick’n serious???
Indeed, it's no coincidence two people who massively benefitted from migration to the States are allying against MAGAs 'America First' policy. Vivek was a fraud all along and he outted himself before even being given his new government job. The real question to ask was who decided to dumb down the American education system to make it completely uncompetitive against Europe, China, South Korea, India and Japan? It only excels at college level with the gold standard Ivy League universities. The argument then could be made that the best students are from abroad and need to be offered visas to benefit corporate America @MrJimmy1717
Preach! Great articulation of how many of us were feeling about the feud. I love you for this!
“Get the drones out of the sky, it’s the HOLIDAYS” (sips Star bucks with shades on) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was great!😂
Oh Timmy, ya gotta do it live. The man's melted down in even grander fashion since you recorded the episode.
Who?
Joe? 😂 thank him
Every Silicon Valley venture capitalist who jumped on Trump's coattails at the last possible minute.
Yes, election hangover, plus the inner belief that we all have a year (at most) left to live. But Happy New Year!
nailed it
As far as I see it we have two options.
Either accept authoritarianism from our one party system.
Or stand together as a class and have a sequel of France around the 1780s
The French Revolution probably isnt the best scenario to aim for though. They ended up with a dictator after a killing frenzy. @roscojenkins7451
🎯🎯🎯
@@roscojenkins7451 sociopaths and murderers made it to the top of those power vacuums too. Not sure anarchy is as constructive as you think it is.
Tim, please be Speaker of the House
One of the best episodes
Crazy that the answer to making it "great again" is to import that greatness, not inspire it.
Vivek was obviously bullied in school.
He literally got bullied so hard that he supposedly had to have hip surgery after being tossed down stairs. The guy has a villain backstory lol
@BenitoSaladczar Sometimes, the nerds in school get beaten up because they won't stop with the verbal irritation and abuse that they dish out.
@@sven-numbersounds like something a nerd would say. We wish you both well
Intellectual narcissists get bullied in school. Also, water is wet. More at 11.
@Joe_S.s sounds like something a schizophrenia patient would say. Good luck with yourselves.
“Put that cigarette out, things are getting betterrrr”
As someone who was affected by the H1B visa program, what happens is it incentivize as large companies to pay lower wages for a job and just state that they couldn't find any American to fill the job. Yeah we couldn't find anybody to fill this position that we only want to pay $86,000 a year for with no benefits on a 1099 so we had to hire an Indian when if the job were an American job they would have to pay 150 full benefits. It allows the companies to offer jobs at a much lower rate than any American would take
And keep them on a two year contract so they can’t move. Same thing in healthcare in Ireland. They are bullied by the senior staff, and some are completely unsuited to the work. They struggle to find a place to live. It is exploitation refined to purpose.
Yep. My field is a bit more niche (Aerospace), which usually requires citizenship and multiple security clearances---but if I decide to go anywhere near the "other" side of tech, the competition suddenly becomes insane because you have so many people who are willing to work at any FAANG company for free.
The crazy part is, if you one day decide to pack up and go to a different country as an American--a lot of companies won't even glance at you and it will be a constant legal uphill battle. Yet we're making it easier for them to come over here. Skilled labor is basically on its way to becoming "outsourced" now.
Wow all respect for Vivek is gone
Why did you ever have respect for him? We are all fucked. These billionaires don’t care about anyone except rich people
Anyone who didnt see this coming from a mile away is a fool
Vivek is an indian from that god awful country
A couple of days ago the cost of a dozen eggs was 7.00, the cheap store brand eggs was 5.00. ??? If we were to go into a depression, we wouldn't be able to afford depression food. That thought kinda put a damper on Christmas. Nothing feels good right now because we are teetering on a level of pain we've never seen before. I'm sure it will be ok.
I live in the uk and I still can’t get over how fucking spot on Tim is about the boomers hanging on to huge houses just for the sake of it! All the big houses are like that by me! Once you see it, you can’t un-see it! It’s crazy!
I am 59 my kids moved out ,my wife and I want a smaller house, everything we look at is a piece of crap and wanting top dollar, new houses are made like crap and prices are insane.
This year was the best Christmas I have had in years. I highly recommend having children, they bring a great amount of joy into your life that you would otherwise go without were they not there.
Honestly I felt like this Christmas was amazing and it had the most Christmas energy in a while.
0:12 He's already talking about houses! 😂😂😂
Just wait till he talks about me, which will never happen!
house music, will never die.
The man appreciates a proper and well-maintained estate.
It’s a stunning estate
“No one fights wars to have more nerds”
How does Tim Dillon manage to stay so in tune with the “common man,” even as his fame skyrockets? It’s honestly astounding.
Not everyone is feeling so down and glum. I for one enjoyed Christmas and had wonderful time with friends and family. Guess I’m one of the lucky few.
Agree!
Tim is surrounded by cynical comedians. He probably doesn’t have many, or any, down to earth normal friends to enjoy Christmas with.
You were wished well and lucked out.
I did too it just didn’t feel as Christmas-y, maybe that’s what ol Tim was gettin at
Got the kids an oculus 3 to share, can't use the credit card until July, it's good 👍 I just hope they don't EMP us so they can play with it for awhile 😀
Right Wing tech billionaires telling a bunch of MAGA voters they have a culture problem is a late contender for funniest moment of the year.
Both are true. We do have a culture problem of fat laziness. Also Americans should always come over foreigners, no matter what. That the truth. Everyone seems to forget what happens when nations do this. The collapse. Minorities wants equal treatment until they are the majority. Then they want to rule. Look at the Muslims in Europe
They aren't rightwing. They're libertarian corporatist scum. Every political position they take benefits themselves damn the cost to the culture or country. In a way they are a more dangerous enemy than the leftists.
Welcome to Trump 2024 😂
That’s why we voted for them bro 😭😭😭
Trump said “America first” not “Americans first” 😂
its genuinely scary hearing vivek talk down to the American people like that. It isn't what I voted for, and him saying we can just hire people overseas is such a slap in the face as a working class American.
That's why voting is the dumbest shit you could do top down power structures will never ever ever ever represent the people at the bottom
Maybe it’s so us Americans get some urgency about ourselves, this is the laziest generation and I’m apart of it, I’m 28.
Everyone expects things handed to them, even from their job. It’s not sustainable, and that’s in every single state
Its exactly what you voted for you were just too stupid to realize it. and maga base voters will never realize it.
@@ConmanHothandspainting with broad strokes are we? how about instead of commenting on RUclips, go to work and stop being lazy (if this country were as lazy as you say it is it would of already collapsed by now, everyone says the same exact thing you say about every generation that's ever existed lol)
now im gonna go do what musk does with his time, post on Twitter and play diablo all day while high on ketamine
Did you really think that loser gave a shit about you? I got bad news for you. Trump doesn’t care either.
I love when Tim starts singing like a theatre kid 😂😂😂 13:30.
Tim we really really depend upon you!!! Thank you
Giving high paying jobs to 1 million immigrants while 70% of Americans can’t afford their first home
High paying😂
@@jahirvasquez2215 Its the xenophobe's wet dream. How delirious are you people? Those central americans are in no way higher educated than you the average U.S citizen.
They want to give them high paying jobs but pay them less than half for it. That’s the issue, for the immigrants they will have no problem and take it but it will force out many Americans from having jobs.
@@I61void because they hold the threat of temporary visa over their head. Blackmail and coercion from the top down and the bottom up
They also got crazy good degrees and background
“You have to give my disgusting moronic friends jobs at Apple!”
Thanks Tim!
Tim 100% spot on with this.
Polo Ralph Lauren person here…thanks for your dedication to our brand Tim, you’d be an amazing plus size model for RL. Xox
You arent already sending a seasonal catalog to his production company, with a carte blanche ordering limit? And a personalized brand rep to make sure he is always happy? If not, someone needs to be fired in your rep/marketing department.
Had a beautiful Christmas! 🎄☃️So sorry your Christmas was lousy:( Very Merry Happy New Year! 🇱🇷✝️🎄☃️
Tech bros haven’t even ended their love affair with censorship, now they require foreign scabs for entry level work 😂
It's the economy. People do not have "Disposable Income" like they used to. Party City closing among others(Fridays, Lumber Liquidators, Rubios...) Just food and living expenses (Electricity, Heating, Gas...) are taking up peoples income. I understand restaurants and small businesses are hurting because people aren't coming like they used to.
Yup a lot of it comes down to economy. The biggest common issue in relationships is financial problems so that leads to higher divorce rates breaking down the family structure and that is if people are even having kids. Many are opting out of it or waiting later in life as they see it as unaffordable. You know your country has failed you when people see having children as a burden and would rather abort them than face the financial burdens.
All the middle and high paying jobs are reserved for foreigners. CEO pay has increased 3000% while avg worker pay increased 12%. companies are pulling record profits and continue replacing Americans with H1B.
I’m watching this in my pajamas, it’s 11:30 am. I did not go to any Christmas get togethers and I kept saying “this week is a wash”.
Samesies!
🤗
Tim's best work ever. The rich don't have countries, they have playgrounds.
The torching of 2024 was great, you did great, all the comedians jokes were on point, you can tell it was a last minute thing, I wish they were giving a bigger budget and I wish it was longer then 42 mins
It’s my birthday today! I feel so happy that I get this as my present. Really. ❤
Happy birthday!🥳
We wish you well
I feel the same
Happy bday!
We wish you well
A South African nerd who wasn’t able to get laid until he had money shouldn’t be making decisions for our country.
Vivek too, he's a Rishi Sunak in a maga hat disguise.
But but but Joe rogan says they're so smart!!!!!
He is not.. it is a consulting position
@ don’t need him for that either.
Yea he’s such a smuck but you must be smarter than him right? Ask the 16 scientist that couldn’t fix the engine problem on the rocket. And Elon solved it in one night. He’s not that smart!
I think Christmas was kinda whatever this year mainly because the financial burden so many are feeling because of how bad off many of us are. So many of us are broke and can’t afford anything and this whole year has hit people hard to where the joy is simply gone right now
Fantastic episode to close out the year. Long live Timmy D
This was for sure some old skool Tim. So damn funny, "You will HIRE MY PIG FRIENDS!" Episodes like this really remind why Tim is IT for me. Loved this one! And a great episode the end the year. Happy New Years pigs I wish you all well!
If foreigners are so advanced why aren’t there homelands ?
Syrians getting mad at being asked to remigrate like their country doesn’t need to be rebuilt
Their* homelands. Their countries suck because of the culture that Elon and Vivek are clamoring for.
That’s a good point.
Tough times cause more people to focus on education to escape their situations.
We’re too complacent and lazy. Even lower class Americans have smartphones, a solid roof over their heads, and eat 2-3 meals a day. The majority of homeless are there by choice and/or because of mental issues.
@@Reginald_HarrisonH-1B is literally hiring strippers, cashiers, plumbers and entry level positions of all kinds. You’re either under educated about this subject, dishonest, unintelligent, or some combination of the three.
innocence and happiness is gone
I’m enjoying this episode very much :)
What a tremendous comment!
@@jamesmillward I’ll be ya Doug
Imagining friends being Chinese and boy meets world 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t even !!!!!!! Tim is the best!!
This is one of the best episodes
If it wasn't for this show I would be even more depressed!! Yay Tim!! Love the show
Christmas should always be joyous for the children. Its the responsibility of the adults to always make that so. Adults who complain about it not feeling like Christmas need to make sure it still does for their children. If you dont have or want children, Christmas will never feel like your childhood, and thats ok. Be kind and give something. Does wonders for this christmas spirit problem 🎉
My son just turned 1 and this Christmas was awesome. Children really do have a way of bringing happiness into our lives just by being there and being so new to the world everything is magic to them it’s amazing
It didn't feel like Xmas he's right!
Thank you for another year of great content, Tim! Merry Christmas & Happy New Year💛
Listening to this and Sam Hyde’s rant to Elon back to back is a crazy feeling