i showed my mom this video (right after the merch thing ended) and she legit thought it was a cooking show because of how finely grounded the things were... she got scared at the end of course...
That man has a white shirt on that says how to basic and a picture came out of that white camera and he is writing down the word egg on it and the HTB guy is putting a butter all over his legs while he is in the bathtub and then he turns the water on.
Dude I hard fell for the ramen one even with the intention of running out to get the ingredients afterwards. I was so confused untill I saw the endless supply of noodles and had to check the description when I saw it was a howtobasic vid. Got me so good.
They all came together to make this channel for extra money since they knew RUclips would demonetise everyone but now this channel is hit too BUY THE EGGS
Vsauce is how to basic. Think about it, he is just distracting us as he things that if he presents himself as how to basic no one will believe him. And he is doing it.
if you look closely, michael has black forearm hair, and the hair extends to the tops of his hands, but the man behind the camera is blond and the hair stops at his wrists
@@MissMeepsALot i moved out of australia about a year ago and im seriously considering importing black swan guacamole into sweden cause i miss australia so fucking much :(
On April Fools' Day, I want a completely normal video from HowToBasic....a normal video where he originally cooks something perfectly just the way it should be following every basic ingredients.
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Egg bundle has already sold out. Thank you for the support!
Shirts and egg plushies are still available!
Get yours today
HowToBasic hey , do you have an eggciting day?
no
Egg
Yes yer
Hi daddy
i showed my mom this video (right after the merch thing ended) and she legit thought it was a cooking show because of how finely grounded the things were... she got scared at the end of course...
lol why would you show that to your momm
Broooo lol
ThatGuyAgain665 I just sent it to my friend, it's way late so I'm hoping to get a WTF text in the morning
That man has a white shirt on that says how to basic and a picture came out of that white camera and he is writing down the word egg on it and the HTB guy is putting a butter all over his legs while he is in the bathtub and then he turns the water on.
lol me too i did it to my wom witht he one with curros
Vsause can figure out the password to HowToBasic’s channel but not his own
Vsauce does knows his youtube password, but he doesn't know where his fingers are
or is it?
ye
*Read more*
@@jessecultee4443 huheuehueheueuh Read more
U knOw WahT tEh liBarian saiD t0 tEh k1d?
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We know youre not howtobasic, vsauce. He has infected you.
He has infected your mind.
*_FIGHT BACK_*
No
No its in reverse... Howtobasic possessed vsauce
the strange gentleman 404A dude that’s what he said
Mind must be master of the body (From Johnny English Reborn 2011)
Or did he?
Imagine walking by the public pool and seeing a mad man fighting a chiken underwater with a camera
Pfft. That's just an average Thursday.
What do you mean that was his bathtub
That was his own pool
@@user-rz4lz5gi7e no it's his bathtub
also naked
Boris: creating a video about how to make Kiev Chicken
How to Basic: challenge accepted/free real estate/this is where the fun begins
I live in Kiev :D
Shame on you how to something 🤔
I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR
You know I feel like whoever how to basic is he’s probably a really good cook because his vids always start off so professional😂
also the camera quality and editing. 👌
it's over 9000x than Pewds.
only now. his older vids started off with disasters lol
He's probably gordan ramsey all along🤔
not really..his knife and chopping skills are really bad.
Thulium ruclips.net/video/3UZ4pvcj2Lk/видео.html How to basic is the guy in the red shorts
This man is making the local grocery store's payday come early
**here domes the money meme songs starts to play in the distance**
I sometimes imagine to be locked in a room with this guy
He'll slap your leg using his egg
@@joooooooood yea it hurts when he smashes me with his hands....
But do not let this distract you from the fact that I post videos of eggs every day
What the fu.....
I don’t even want to think of that
What does he look like
Instructions unclear.
Accidentally made Chicken kiev
no no
You got it right
@@antolimakrov5925 consume an egg in front of my damn face casual
Dumb dumb
Eggs deploy!
So you want to make Chernobyl?
I feel HowToBasic could be a great chef if he actually made food
It is food wym? Looks delicious might i add
He sadly tried to do real cooking tutorials but sadly it went nowhere :(
Perhaps he IS a great chef irl, he just make videos at the same time
@@casplays2318 Link
Egg is good
3:35
I just can't stop laughing at what sounds he do while throwing plush eggs
😂😂😂 It sounds like he is saying egg everytime he threw a plush egg XD
Man sounds like Quagmire 😂
@TheStimerGames I like your pfp
*bean* *bing* *bean* *bing*
@👛Beanbing
3:35 You do realise that's how he's actually going to deliver the products...🙎
he he probably but without the milk
Lol
Who are you face palming to and saying this to? Nobody said he wouldn’t..
Everyone: you do know how to make regular meals, right?..
HowToBasic: *well yes but actually no*
Someone else who sees through his content's facade.
Well, HowToBasic already did a normal meal
I only gathered one thing from this video
He lives in australia.
And possibly he is the one who put NewZeland on Ebay
And he's Vsauce
@@ghostieboobs its better not to know...
And that's well known
Christian Lorrain but wouldn’t the video be upside down?!?!?!
Nobody:
Sees "chicken" in the title:
Every fan of HTB: "oh no"
Jim More like oh yeah
Chicken Barbie is coming.
Australia: all videos must be upside down
HowToBasic: uploads right side up
Australia: wait that's illegal
HAHA SO FUNNY! IM LITTERALLY CRYING ANDF SHAKING RIGHT NOW! GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL FOR ORIGINALITY!!! LMAOOOOO XDDDDDDD
Why i see you everywhere literally
@@MCtechh ha ha ha I know right
Fuck you
Imagine watching this with your parents, thinking it's a real tutorial on how to cook
Once when I wanted to make popcorn chicken I actually thought that his tutorial was real
@@briz8858 that was a mistake
what do you mean this is a real tutorial on how to cook
I did that with the how to masterbait one
Dude I hard fell for the ramen one even with the intention of running out to get the ingredients afterwards. I was so confused untill I saw the endless supply of noodles and had to check the description when I saw it was a howtobasic vid. Got me so good.
Just imagine Vsauce actually being the crazy animalistic person behind the camera
What are you talking about? That is AcTuAlLy HiM
no
@@azielkhong6865
Hassan Tech and Gaming Studios r/wooosh
@@hassantechandgamingstudios6823
Um, don't you know Vsauce is How To Basic???
No Michal lives in California and how to basic has a house in Australia so unless Michal has two houses he is not how to
It blows my mind that this hasn't gotten stale over the years, not only that, the channel keeps growing.
His face says it all
I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED
Omg 🤣
Omg 🤣
Omg 🤣
I want to comment but I don't want to ruin it, wait...
But is it really HIS face though? 🙄
Nobody :
Howtobasic : Let's Rick Roll everyone again.
Oh yeah yeah
@@zionfernando2830 no
wtf
@@doodoofart79 what
@@jimmysaville1929 wtf
Actually. The truth is just HowToBasic is just the mix of all RUclips Legends in one.
They all came together to make this channel for extra money since they knew RUclips would demonetise everyone but now this channel is hit too BUY THE EGGS
No actually Im howtobasic
@Agustinus Reynaldi
That's literally what I just said right?
@@futuf2265
No. I'm HowToBasic!
3:34
That explains why my package arrived destroyed ...
Wait it isnt supposed to be destroyed?
at least you got free milk with it
Chicken kiev : Exists
How to Basic: I’m about to end this man’s career.
Actual legitimate tutorial: Exists
How2basic: I’m about to end this mans whole career
What career
This career meme is so much grossing, I have seen it on so many videos. But its funny
Mememakers be like:
The dislikes were mums thinking this was a real tutorial
U stole my comment
Yep
@@dongoisdumb Listen if you make a comment like that it's not like nobody else can.
@@dongoisdumb welp it's not like nobody else can make the same comment
STOP
I haven’t heard Micheal say “hey vsauce” in such a long time.
It warms my heart ❤️
is vsause how to basic or do not know ?
KJB65 I’m pretty sure their just joking haha
@@victoriar7867 grate because that would have HORRIBLE form knowing that vsauce is making wired noises and getting in to a bath with chicken
KJB65 yeah, I would be weirded out too 😂
Vsauce is how to basic. Think about it, he is just distracting us as he things that if he presents himself as how to basic no one will believe him. And he is doing it.
"RUclips doesn't take kindly to my form of education."
I wonder why.
Why not!?
I have no idea
RUclips is just not a fan of eggs I guess
The beginning was very accurate ;DD
Romas and MO ruclips.net/video/gYs-B7XVOPU/видео.html
You mean eggurate 😂
Yeah, but this is how to basic,
It's too accurate...
@@beekeeperq3224 Everything's about eggs nowadays. World record egg, Egg Boi, egg-words ;D
@@esra-mn7cy not sure about that ;D
Michael, have you remembered your vsauce password yet?
guess he's busy playing with his DONG
@@AxxLAfriku shut up bot
AxxL stop promoting yourself
@@AxxLAfriku your two girlfrineds are lesbians and your incest
My password is megapussy123
If how to basic sold that bath water... imagine
*S T O N K S*
Yes
u buy htb bath water then u notice an egg floating in it
there'd be dna from him being in it so nah he wont
Just... make your own, follow his tutorial on How to Make Ramen
Egg water
I like how he told us to be careful when capturing the wild chicken. That's so sweet
Michael: hasn't uploaded anything in 2+ months
Also Michael:
*Michael hasn't uploaded normal content in 1 year
*Normal meal : exists*
*HowToBasic (or vsauce whatever) :*
*Well yes but actually no*
That doesn't work
unfunny redditor go away
This is so bad
This is good but actually bad... or is it?
He isn't actually howtobasic lol
How much eggs do u want?
HowToBasic: Yes.
you spelt ALL OF THEM wrong
Eggs are not a number, it's a state of mind.
@@slowpokejpg Jesus. this is getting even worse...
3:35 I love the sound he makes while throwing the egg plushies lol
As a person who lives in Ukraine, I approve this recipe.
Put me down for one of those box sized egg mixture merch! 🐓 🐓 🐓
Слава Україні
@@FrankMalhoy Героям слава!
@@FrankMalhoy Героям Слава!
@@FrankMalhoy Слава Нації!
On april fools he should upload a normal video where he actually finishes the video normally
He did already
He did from the last april fools
Yeah... he already did...
@@nicolasdangelo3485 the vegan curry one?
what do you mean, "normally"?
You know before he screws everything up, the food actually looks pretty good
wtf? food looks good the whole time!!!
palm tree man then eat them
bakterryYT But he said food?
Ikr
Ikr
3:43
Ahh, there it is.
Thank you! 👍
why didnt i get any milk in my package ??
Nobody:
How to basic: let me do a cleaning video
*HowToBasic :* "Make a new video and destroy the house"
*His Maid :* Am I a joke to you?
Man, you stole that joke from the guy right below you
@@doomsday9831 Actually no, because his joke is different
•Subscribe to Pewdiepie• he does t have a maid, he just buys a new house every time XD
@@titioassis aCcShuAlLy No
@@kevbri11 ???
if you look closely, michael has black forearm hair, and the hair extends to the tops of his hands, but the man behind the camera is blond and the hair stops at his wrists
Dumbicus Maximus what does it say it’s not letting me zoom in
@@TheRealMurphyy same
@@McSpicyYT it says "one day at a time" i think its just a tattoo
Bro theyre 2 diffrent people.. The whole vsauce thing is a way to communicate to his fans
You must be new here.
Fresh parsley turned into dried when chopped finely enough, and fresh garlic turned into garlic paste.
This man is an amazing chef.
After watching this video:
Me: Mom I know a way we can get free eggs!
Yeetus thefetus
Mom: oh really? How?
You: well we just have to buy a hoodie for 100$
@@kylo2623 you get me
😁😁😂😂😂😂LoL
غبي
3:44 It’s confirmed bois howtobasic is Australian
John Trieu mate no the Woolworths homebrand butter gives it away
@@MissMeepsALot You can import butter to your country,but not really it works with a post!
My fav word from that place is cunt
@@MissMeepsALot i moved out of australia about a year ago and im seriously considering importing black swan guacamole into sweden cause i miss australia so fucking much :(
Now all we have to do is find the store where he buys eggs
Mmmm, this was very helpful and informative about how to make a chicken kiev. In fact I had one for dinner tonight. -Excellent- Eggcelent guide. 👍
Oh hello
HELLO!!!! LOVE YA MUSIC
what the hell are you doing here
WTF are you doing here you piece of shit?
Didn't know you liked weird things
The music is really great!
Who else misses when howtobasic collab with filthy frank, max mofo and iddubz
Gud ol hair cake
My fav was how to save a baby from drowning
Doyouknow theway that vid made me die of laughter
Todd Howard VEVO I miss him
Joji
*A how to basic box with milk and eggs delivered by how to basic naked...*
*Sign me up*
damn right
:D
Neil BB nah I’m good
Yeah I know SMH can't even give proper instructions
*Show less*
The wild chicken was aggressive
I couldn't catch it😂
At 0:10 at 0.25x speed anybody realize a pause sign and a cut to show vsauce
What
The
@*#!
Love this recipe! so does my family! They've been asleep for a few days now, is it because of the chicken?
Do they wake up?
@@iluvminatozakisana1330 idk
F
Im sure you family is happy. in heaven.
Wait so they beat up random raw turkey they find?
2:50 top best anime battles.
one of the best ones
XD
The best anime battle
And if the chicken isnt tasty enough?
Well, add some Vsauce
fromage roquefort genius
Who the fuck puts sauce on a chicken
2:48 this is the most intense action sequence ever.
I can always imagine someone actually thinking these are actually helpful videos 😂
I know right
Litteraly I was looking up Kiev recipes and this cake up
They are helpful videos
Watch his face reaveal
What do you mean? They are helpful videos. RIGHT?
Mmmm, I love chicken kiev
... or do i
*VSAUCE MUSIC PLAYS*
u didnt needed to add the *vsauce music plays*
@@overthehedge7591 ,you fucking do! You dummy
Instructions unclear.
I ended up inside the wild chicken.
Weird i some how got my foot stuck in the ceiling fan.
Well Im stuck in a door right now
Could anyone help....
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
I wouldn't be complaining
Kinky
Michael being howtobasic is still making my head smoke
Claro Rillo he’s not
On April Fools' Day, I want a completely normal video from HowToBasic....a normal video where he originally cooks something perfectly just the way it should be following every basic ingredients.
He did that
That's been done before
Are you crazy
Lol whats it name?
Then it goes to hell in the last 5 minutes and he says April fool's folks
Thank you so much Michael, this tutorial helped so much!
Nobody:
DONG: has this man entered your dreams?
How2basic: *throws an egg at a wall*
RUclips:*PIPPTY POPPITY YOUR MONEY IS MY PROPERTY*
*Never thought i would get jumpscared by Vsauce in a HTB video*
Real how-to:exists
How to basic:
*I'm about to end this whole mans career*
*sees thumbnail*
Me: wow that looks yummy
*sees channel name*
Me: oh no
the 3.3k dislikes are from the moms who were actually trying to make this
😂😂😂
Hah
LOL
@@NoName-qj6of Lmao
And dad's. My dad was looking at recipes since he was cooking dinner and saw this then showed it to me 😂
How to sauce: What is, an egg
... Or is it?
Is Basic... even?
Hey HowToBasic, can you tell Vsauce to make a face reveal please?
#ComedyGold
#Comedygold
#Comedygold
#Comedygold
#Comedygold
A howtobasic video without egg
Wait that’s illegal
He did throw an egg while coughing...
but there is egg
What do you mean? There were plush eggs in the beginning being sold with T-Shirts! I'd know cause I got like 6.
He spat out egg yolk and threw a bunch into the bathtub
I didn’t say that this video has no eggs in it
No one gonna talk about Max's juggling skills at 0:25?
Lol
Just another wahmen dam! He’s so cool!
No.
0:47 why is HowToBasic so buff? 👀
I'm asking me every day:
WHO IS CLEANING HIS MESS??!!
that's no mess you should see my room
His Mongolian sex slaves
@@mandi7967 We-
guess its jake from vsauce3
They say that he doesnt mind cleaning the messes himself. He loves doing it actually lmao
Person: How many times have you gotten salmonella?
Howtobasic: GURRREHGHKKRRR
*Shits violently into toilet and throws some eggs in*
😂😂😂😂😂
Puppet Man why tho
Considering that salmonella can cause brain damage if it passes the blood brain barrier that could be a real response to a question
* shits in egg *
Damn at least the video is well edited... the transition of bath tub to the pool is perfect
You could also go to the Pool through the Toilet btw :)
HowToBasic: *walks into store for eggs*
Cashier: ah shit, here we go again
Lmao
ME: hey dad can i get a plush egg
dad: a plush.... what?
I need egg plush too
EGG~~~~
why did this get so many likes
plush egg
( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)
Me: 0:00 this looks like it's going to be a normal video
2:32: nope I was wrong again
Edit: wow
what do you mean? it IS a normal howtobasic video...
Jordan Hezekiah it is a normal video for this channel
his videos are the same concept, nothing new
_CLICKBAIT_
Jordan Hezekiah, how can you not realize that it’s a how to basic vid after vsauce advertising howtobasic merch?
Instructions unclear .......
Actually made Chicken Kiev
Hello brother how ya doin?
@@yaseen_7788 yo bro
Tasted great! Will make again soon! Sharing this recipe with my friends.
Life of Boris: makes a recipe
How to basic: I'm about to steal this debil's whole recipe
My only regret is that I have but one like to give to this comment.
Time to bring in Svetlana.
Котлеты по-киевски появились в 20 годы 20 века, когда на Украине был голод и деликатесы были непозволительной роскошью, I lold
Michael! Blyat!
Life of Boris: How to make Chicken Kiev? Hah! You don't. Chicken too expensive.
I wonder how many times this guy goes to the grocery store just to make one video lol 😂
Once
He goes once
I wonder how long it will take you to understand simple concepts.
You could say that you wonder how much money he spends on one video.
Moms be like:
We don't have a bath
Smoothie Unnie ahhhh Dahyun !!
Whoa.. Hey Dubu.
Bish *_whuh_*
@@dudeman1983 idfk
Kpop? Again? This time it's overdressed girls?
2:51
Capture wild chicken (be careful)
Imagine the adults actually trying to find the real recipe 😂
Oh my god poor 100000 Grandmas' who were just trying to find a recipe...
All those Ukrainians who thought they were going to have chicken Kiev
and then they end up with this.....
Life of Boris joins the party
Aaron Lor Life of Boris leaves the party
Article 13: exists
How to basic: Guess what it's merch time!!!
Australia isn't in Europe.
fuckin hell m8
@@Brooo007MC ya but article 13 is going plases within the next 2 years
@@kevinjorgeson2548 this fucking article will be available only in europe
@@timoteimoldovan7812even if they aren't in europe almost all youtubers have european viewership so it still affects them
Thanks for make this vídeo How To Basic, now all my family after the dinner is in the hospital
You english good really
No, America, all free meme good english, good very grammar, me want learn to from you
Serious very I am, joking why would I do?
@@kurnooob7094 yoda is that u?
@@kurnooob7094 what
Make a chicken chernobyl and i'll consider purchasing the merch 🥚
Howtobasic: *Enters Local supermarket*
Cashier: *Ah, shit here we go again*
Acacolex AX basically.... 1000 eggs in the receipt
Lol bro i really blow up woth this reply when he get 1000 eggs 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think he orders his eggs in bulk, online
egis kvederys actually he has a friend that works at the store he goes to that lets him have the old food and stuff
2:35 that's 22 eggs, not 12 eggs!
False instructions!
VuXtriX [GD] there were actually 21 eggs smh
@@user-xv6mp6vj7y you are right
No.
It's 12
@@burntrice4418 2:35 watch it on 0.25 speed and count eggs
@@ДимаСтепаненко-н6й sorry.... I didn't think about that...😟😕🙂🤣
Friend: Oh, you do RUclips? What do you do on your channel?
HowToBasic: *yes*
I love those.
The part where he went deep down in the bathtub and ended up in another place and started fighting that fucking chicken had me dying. 😂 😆
Best chicken fight scene ever!
Sounds like an scp
Nobody:
JK Rowling: HowToBasic was actually Max all along
Ummm... why u here
What for me it read
Mark
Mark:why is its head too tiny
Wade: maybe because it is anti markiplier
That is what it read for me
NOBODY: AxxL is the 2nd unprettiest YTer ever
I AM ACTUALLY THE UNPRETTIEST RUclipsR EVER!!!
Nobody:
HowtoBasic: Starts his merch at 13M subs
At
Ewwww grammar *mitsake*
@@aqrmzzn *mistkae
Learn to spel
@@agaii1630 spoll*
Lern to spoll
@@Smellwin lyrn*
OMG! I actually thought this was a real
Tutorial 😂😂😂 made my day though 😂😂😂 x
"RUclips doesn't take kindly to my form of educational videos" Lmao
Finally we found out who is the real how to basic.
I am HowToBasic
ελα ρε ελληνας!
Ωρέ HowToBasic, please make an αυγολέμονο recipe, thanks.
I am από την Ελλάδα
Γιάννη είναι τρία διαφορετικά άτομα
Lol
"There he goes again, what's he up to this time"
*HTB throws box into the mailbox*
"Classic"
Finally we got some HowToBacic merch.