Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
This is great because it teaches you the life lessons through trial and tribulations and that even if you try hard, life won't be kind to you in most cases.
@@yonixuiii si se puede traducir en español lo de ingles lo de español se tradice al ingles emm bueno primero te reiste porque si segundo me rei sabiendo que te reiste por eso me rei porque el rio y tambien me rei por se rie y yo me rio fin
am I the only one who completely forgot that this channel existed until now and started remembering all the *high quality* videos this dude made like 5 years ago?
the fact that this is actually an accurate tutorial in the beginning, the only issue was that the sugar wasn't slightly cooled down yet before imprinting xD People who actually thought this was a proper tutorial can just wait like 5 more seconds during the first shape imprinting part and get a dalgona :D
Very real I love how in the beginning he was careful and caring but slowly he goes insane and angry which is honestly the most normal thing this man has done in interpreted cooking behavior
Seems like you're new here, this is how it's usually goes (well, not always): at first he's giving you a doable recipe with steps, and at some point it's all just an "unexpected" mess. This is exactly why you love him.
That's the whole point of his channel, to show how to do basic stuff. He also once made a Ramen video where he made Ramen for 8 minutes without mistakes.
For anyone really searching for how to do it here It goes: How to basic added the baking soda too fast, so it burnt besides the sugar didn't cook enough, you hace to make a blonde caramel first with just sugar, you will know that it is blonde because it will be light golden, after that add the baking soda, when it starts to puff, flatten it down with an oiled dish, wait for 5 seconds, use the (oiled) cookie cutter, press it really light for 2 seconds and remove it, it is really easy, if you don't succees just adjust the time or cook it more or less, depends on how fast it solidifies and the color
That's what makes the candy kinda difficult. Wait too short and you mess up the whole thing, wait too long and the candy is too hard and dry to actually make an imprint and the difference (the time window in which you're actually able to make an imprint) is like 5 seconds.
That.. that was me, fam… I’ve never seen a how to basic video, so I busted my gut laughing when the frustration kicked in. I then proceeded to show my mom this so she can make some, she didn’t find it all that funny, she said she was genuinely concerned for the youtuber and should seek help… 😂🤣
Ammonium nitrate (not less than 32% nitrogen) Fuel oil or gasoline and motor oil 1:1 ratio Two flatboards Bucket or other container for mixing ingredients Iron or steel pipe or bottle Blasting cap Wooden rod ~ 1/4 inch diameter Spoon or similar measuring container Step 1: Spread a handful of ammonium nitrate on the large flat board and rub vigorously with the other board until the large particles are crushed into a very fine poweder that looks liek flour (approx. 10 minutes) Step 2: Mix one measure (cup, tablespoon, etc.) of fuel oil with 16 measures of finely ground ammonium nitrate in a dry bucket or other suitable container and stir with the wooden rod. If fuel oil is not available, use one half of measure of motor oil. Store in a waterproof container until ready to use Step 3: Spoon this mixture into an iron or steel pipe which has an end cap threaded on one end. If a pipe is not available, you may use a dry tin can, a glass or a heavy-walled cardboard tube (NOTE: Take care not to tamp or shake the mixture in the pipe. If mixture becomes tightly packed, one cap will not be sufficient to initiate the explosive Step 4: Insert blasting cap just beneath the surface of the explosive mix (NOTE: Confining the open end of the container will add to the effectiveness of the explosive
If you want to make perfect ones........ Step 1 : Follow all the steps until adding the baking soda Step 2 : And it on to the backing paper Step 3 : Let it sit for exactly 30 seconds Step 4 : Press the cookie cutter gently Step 5 : Don't remove the cookie cutter let it sit for 30 seconds Step 6 : remove the cookie cutter gently Step 7 : Voilá
It still might stick but here's a easy or something recipe Step 1:ready a metal pan with sugar Step 2:grind the sugar Step 3:put 1 full spoon of sugar and put have sugar Step 4:mix the side carefully Step 5:when it looks yellow or some thing mix it evenly Step 6: but a super pinch of baking soda Step 7:put it in the pan with sugar Step 8: press it care fully Step 9:press it with a cookie cutter Let it sit Then voilá
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
This video shows how to actually make it except until the cookie cutter part. All you have to do is wait for about 15-30 seconds for the cookie to harden up and then use the cookie cutter and remove it.
But... He made a good use of It. Entertain us while we watch him try and try, but never succeed. While we watch him fall to a void where all Hope is Lost and all we do is just laugh at his constant failure.
HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening wo
@McFlickers yea kinda , but koreans that ive seen call them dalgona even before squid game , but the ingredients are alike the color , it can be called caramel .
I'm dying of laughter x'D Your "narration" always gets a update, upgrade or anything thing you want as soon as it means "different" and it's always hilarious. The sweet voice of the narrator in echoes or repeating in the well chosen moments had me rolling on the floor x'DDD
I'm actually surprised he got the right colour and consistency of dalgona at some point cos all the videos I see is just him throwing eggs at everything lol
i remember watching your videos back in 2014 and when i checked it out today for the first time in 7 years i really thought this was one of those basic cooking and baking videos but im glad to see it didnt change as much and its so nice to watch these
SAME LMAO. HAHA I WOULD ALWAYS SEARCH HOW TO WHENEVER I WAS LOOKING FOR HOW TO DO SOMETHING IN A GAME AND NEVER BOTHERED TO LOOK AT HOW TO BASIC AND NOW I SAW A VID FROM RACKA RACKA (you should go check him out, he's funny) THAT WAS A PARODY OF HOW TO BASIC AND HE COMMENTED ON THAT PARODY AND I WAS LIKE, WAIT, IS THIS REALLY WHAT HOW TO BASIC IS?!?
![BRASIL vs. URUGUAY [1-1] | RESUMEN | ELIMINATORIAS SUDAMERICANAS | FECHA 12](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-hWBAuxF1eY/mqdefault.jpg)
Best cooking channel on RUclips.
Agree
shut up kid
Agred
Agreed
@Тоmmylnnit 🅥 shut up self promoter
Can we just appreciate that he actually had to slowly melt sugar, clean the pan and repeat for each cut?
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Why would we appreciate that?
Thank you for the clear and concise instructions. Been looking for a guide on this for a while
Agreed
Yooo Adam is my name :D
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
@Revita stop promoting your own channel in the comments
@Revita bad
As a squid game worker, I can confirm this is actually how we make our dalgona.
*i find you guilty..*
of nothing!
*the sentence is death*
@@pixelatedluisytoh no
@@pixelatedluisyt But that doesn't make se- *dies*
How did sang woo lick it off if it was paper?
@@ErmineProductionsit was edible
This is great because it teaches you the life lessons through trial and tribulations and that even if you try hard, life won't be kind to you in most cases.
Why did I laugh?
@@yonixuiii si se puede traducir en español lo de ingles lo de español se tradice al ingles emm bueno primero te reiste porque si segundo me rei sabiendo que te reiste por eso me rei porque el rio y tambien me rei por se rie y yo me rio fin
@@Alextg774 lmao
@@Alextg774 ª
Yes
I forgot how to basic existed, and I am so happy to see hes still at it, and its still as beautiful as the day I stopped watching
SAMEEE
@@holychrollo DEIMOS -dedmos
We are the algorithm puppets, why even bother subing to a channel anymore?
Lmao I didn't even realize it was him until the eggs came.
indeed
This is the first baking tutorial that is actually realistic.
You have my sympathies.
And probably the last
He actually has about 2 others
Any result of the candy is MY results
Theres actually a sandwich one where its realistic in the 1st scene
1:15 Perfect, that looks so goo- 😂😂😂😂
TRUE
The paper he printed is probably the most edible thing he has ever created.
Ive tried to eat paper
@@RedMango. ..
*I tried it, its very tasty*
@@daneilgame123 yeah, deeeefinitely the most tasty thing ever....!
Technically the krabby patty did get at least partially eaten
@Forced_Altory but its very tasty
I didn’t realise that it was howtobasic until he duped a comically large amount of sugar onto the pan
For a moment i thought he sold his Channel
i realized at 1:15
It's a papel!?!
@@me1prono238 1:18
🧢
Dalgona Recipe: No eggs
HowToBasic: *Ima pretend I didn't hear that.*
Lol
*y e s s i r*
@@Its-Still-Screw *y e s s i r*
*Dummie:D*
*ruclips.net/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/видео.html*
@@IdkPotatoes *y e s s i r*
Him getting slowly impatient is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
It is 😂😂😂
watch your mouth
@@JTCRYTMC NO ONE CARES KID
@@JTCRYTMC he just swore, it's not the end of the world
"Dalgona candy from Squid Game"
Koreans : " Tf you say?"
Wow Korean people from squid game
I have aids
@@maxanderson6216 😟
Yes
I'm getting "OMG TRICKY FROM FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN" vibes.
This is just a more accurate version of what happens when you actually try to follow legitimate cooking recipes.
lmao soo true
every time
@@johnfran3218 Thanks, but that's Irrelevant and Spam
@@johnfran3218 Cool story bro
@@johnfran3218 !?....
Finally i can make dalgona
Holy sh, verified comment! I must reply
Gud. How does it taste?
Ok checkmark
Checkmate
Epicco
Let it dryyy let it dryy...
Let it SHRIBBLE UP and dry!
I’m actually impressed that it looks like real solid attempts were made.
Make squid game
This just shows the difficulty of making dalgona. Best tutorial ever and the most relatable one
I made it myself and it looks okay, but I didn’t have a cookie cutter :P
Ik right I showed this so someone
ruclips.net/video/fTXAADz3Htk/видео.html
Rip to those who thought the tutorial was real...
Yeah lol
Lol
who did this tutorial? 🗿
I didnt think i would see you here-
Ikr
OMGGG SO HELPFUL TYYY❤❤❤🎉🎉 (OMG IT TASTES SO GOOD AHHHHH!!!!!) 💕💕💕💕💕
The best part that his videos are getting more professionally and professionally edited to trick people.
the best part of this video is 8:08
@@marcosavarino183 old meme, nice reference
At first I thought he changed ;-;
3:08
@@mrdxlphin2345 3:09
As a Korean, this is 100% accurate tutorial
사실! 나는 다음을 사용하여 내 달고나 컵키를 만들었습니다 티아 레시피!
@@이름-g3x definetly not wrong
미쳤나봐 진짜 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Ok..
I made the cookie is in the recipe book
am I the only one who completely forgot that this channel existed until now and started remembering all the *high quality* videos this dude made like 5 years ago?
SAME
I was laughing my ass off all the time
What's wrong with his newer videos ?
👍
@@IA-hh7sn nobody said that his recent videos are bad
My friend, you’re going to summon an oscar if you keep it up.
as a baker I LOVE THIS because this is EXACTLY what we go thru and people ask why is it so expensive. learning new stuff isn't cheap.
Is that why my daughters cooking school was so expensive?
Yes, only the egg part was unrealistic. Baking needs sacrifice
*Soufflé flashbacks intensify*
2:22 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Learning stuff isn't cheap? I get that for most things, but this is just sugar and baking soda. It doesn't get much cheaper
I learnt everything here
Shoot a verification man with 1 like and 2 comments
@@Jaredthefatpigeon9905 yeah
Your comments aren't not unfunny
@@spazyu bruh
Same!
I didn’t realize this was a how to basic video at first.
Everything after the cookie cutter legitimately caught me off-guard.
I actually thought this was an actual tutorial, and then i realized it was made by you
the fact that this is actually an accurate tutorial in the beginning, the only issue was that the sugar wasn't slightly cooled down yet before imprinting xD People who actually thought this was a proper tutorial can just wait like 5 more seconds during the first shape imprinting part and get a dalgona :D
Lu orang indo ya
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@@agungchannel9442 knp bang!?
@@kusukacolaylowlee1611 namanya ewe :v
*Don't judge me,ok?*
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I'm so glad the humor of this channel has evolved to this point.
👇👇👇👇
ruclips.net/video/TXNpDx5FYoU/видео.html
👆👆👆👆
@@kentucky_fried_ninja5523 bot
@@marklundag8264 No i just make ad for my stupid videos
@@kentucky_fried_ninja5523 shut up
m.ruclips.net/video/mZilw16J38s/видео.html
Cook: 3 mins
Howtobasic: *Be Patient! It may take several minutes for the sugar to melt*
Mam it's HowToBasic xD
Yeah how to basic turns basic things into complicated piece of beautiful nest in an o posite way like
Like this reply 🤣
*Don't judge me,ok?*
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@@ecadecca4524 #stayhalalbrother
Nice but
Very real I love how in the beginning he was careful and caring but slowly he goes insane and angry which is honestly the most normal thing this man has done in interpreted cooking behavior
For once, his insane rage is completely justified.
E
@@nineraik it's in the
At least he tried to be sane
This is the origin story
@@m5vn706 loot boxes!
I tried this for the Squid Games guard, they pointed a revolver at me, which I think in Korean means “good”
Ha didn't think you watch this channel
Hopefully he doesn't find out about your bald head
Looking real egg like
*Keė?:D*
*ruclips.net/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/видео.html*
Egg
@@camille-rj3if what the fuck
Can we just appreciate the fact that he actually showed us how to make the Dalgona Candy
Well technically
Yeah just have to let it dry for a bit I think
*dry*
@Obama don’t care yeah but he nearly never actually does what the video title says
@@cogbait what did you expect this channel to be, an ellen degeneres cooking show?
This helped me so much!! I'll tell my friends about you're good tutorials!!
The first part was actually accurate, you only need to wait like 10 secs for the sugar to cool down a bit and finally put the mold on.
m.ruclips.net/video/FsWXPCoT5dI/видео.html
for a second I thought they would show me how to prepare the cookie, but I remembered how to basic works
m.ruclips.net/video/FsWXPCoT5dI/видео.html
@@franklinteboh9568 if It's a rickroll i will find you....
...and nothing because we are in RUclips
@@franklinteboh9568 well... It slaps
*Don't judge me,ok?*
*ruclips.net/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/видео.html*
franklin teboh ITS A BOT
My dad legit thought this was real until the end 😂😂
Shoot estrol nnod
Hacker
@@sarayulizagomezreyes4481 what?
@@sarayulizagomezreyes4481 pp
Same!😂🥲
What happened to this reply section
2:21 Made me roll on the floor 15368373672 times!
For a second I thought that this was an actual tutorial. But you’ll never let us down lol
Same lol
*Drunk MF :D*
*ruclips.net/video/VZ8hJwhnskI/видео.html*
He keeps fore getting to swish it
What the actual fake did you expect from this channel
yeah he will never run around
How not to fail:
DON'T SPRAY THE FORM WITH COOKIE OIL.
AND LET IT DRY
@@somerandompotato2071 AND ONCE IT'S DRY,
*LET IT DRY*
Egg
@@jeremy3992 2:21*
@@falsified6432 billy swift here from fuck tape
"Anyone can make it to perfection in a matter of minutes"
Binging with babish: *sweats nervously*
He had to make it 16 times to get it Correct
420 likes gone cuz of me
@@dale611 damn bro got me laughing
perfection = chaos
@@WarpedCyan Damn bro it wasn’t even a joke.
honestly, This was very helpful👍👍
The fact that he actually showed a proper recipe which you can try is shocking
The same happened with the ramen video, someone said they actually followed it and it tasted good, it ain't clickbait after all i guess
Seems like you're new here, this is how it's usually goes (well, not always): at first he's giving you a doable recipe with steps, and at some point it's all just an "unexpected" mess.
This is exactly why you love him.
That's the whole point of his channel, to show how to do basic stuff.
He also once made a Ramen video where he made Ramen for 8 minutes without mistakes.
I was wondering if I was on the right channel at first.
Is it work?
This man really does a good job making us believe it’s a real thing at first ngl
funny thing is, i havent watched this guy for about 2 years, so when i saw this video i thought my childhood was ruined because the videos were legit
This video blew my minds
Egg
this guy is scamming people on youtube, I tried to report him.
@@mr.cardinal1893 dude, he’s not scamming. He’s just abusing eggs and acting like a lunatic on camera just to entertain us.
I just appreciate him not adding “from squid game” in the title
It is technically not from squid game but a real life food.
@@ratiomaster8062 literally what im saying
@@ratiomaster8062 username checks out
@@DT47 you said that "him not adding squid game in the title"
Which means you thought squid game made those food.
@@ratiomaster8062 the meaning is he's glad that this guy was not adding "from squid game"
It's suprising that he actually makes it the good way before ruining it
For anyone really searching for how to do it here It goes:
How to basic added the baking soda too fast, so it burnt besides the sugar didn't cook enough, you hace to make a blonde caramel first with just sugar, you will know that it is blonde because it will be light golden, after that add the baking soda, when it starts to puff, flatten it down with an oiled dish, wait for 5 seconds, use the (oiled) cookie cutter, press it really light for 2 seconds and remove it, it is really easy, if you don't succees just adjust the time or cook it more or less, depends on how fast it solidifies and the color
Then by the end just start yeeting eggs at sugar bags and chuck that mixture in the pan
@Jaltoggs don't click that link people see the "m" in the link?
@@Douglas888 mobile RUclips link lol
@@XanderP oh lol
Wdym this video already show how to do it perfectly
To the people who actually want to make this: the recipe is correct, you just have to wait 5-10 seconds for the candy to be dry enough
yep
but he waits for 1 second
That's what makes the candy kinda difficult. Wait too short and you mess up the whole thing, wait too long and the candy is too hard and dry to actually make an imprint and the difference (the time window in which you're actually able to make an imprint) is like 5 seconds.
I tried to make it and didn’t know what I did wrong, but now I know. Thx
Yes so true how to basic just doesn't wait
Thanks so much for the tip!
He had us in the first half ngl
I was abouta say, there's no way this is a how to basic video until he started just annihilating everything
*Drunk MF :D*
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Im sorry you had to deal with the bots man
I'm not sorry you had to deal with the bots, that's what you get for making generic comments
Well he did open a door
Same
Here’s how to make it *professionally* (im a chef)
Ingredients:
Sugar
Baking soda
Just do what he did, but leave the imprint to set for 2-3 minutes
Don’t think I did it right there seems to be a bullet wound on the side of my head
normal procedure dont worry
Lemon 🍋
@@jakefanboy1459 orange 🍊
You should've stirred it immediately
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Imagine the people who actually wants to make the candy then clicks on this video💀
That.. that was me, fam…
I’ve never seen a how to basic video, so I busted my gut laughing when the frustration kicked in.
I then proceeded to show my mom this so she can make some, she didn’t find it all that funny, she said she was genuinely concerned for the youtuber and should seek help…
😂🤣
shhh
@@goolus shhhheeeeeeeeEeesh
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*IDIOT:D*
So meLOL during the video I kept going more and more in shock like what is going on LOLOLOLOL I laughed
Imagine actually following the procedure halfway through and then the guy just starts throwing eggs.
egg throwing as a homemade mixture
Cute cat
Well you gotta follow all the way
I swear this happened to me
did you watch a different video? this was spot on
Ammonium nitrate (not less than 32% nitrogen)
Fuel oil or gasoline and motor oil 1:1 ratio
Two flatboards
Bucket or other container for mixing ingredients
Iron or steel pipe or bottle
Blasting cap
Wooden rod ~ 1/4 inch diameter
Spoon or similar measuring container
Step 1: Spread a handful of ammonium nitrate on the large flat board and rub vigorously with the other board until the large particles are crushed into a very fine poweder that looks liek flour (approx. 10 minutes)
Step 2: Mix one measure (cup, tablespoon, etc.) of fuel oil with 16 measures of finely ground ammonium nitrate in a dry bucket or other suitable container and stir with the wooden rod. If fuel oil is not available, use one half of measure of motor oil. Store in a waterproof container until ready to use
Step 3: Spoon this mixture into an iron or steel pipe which has an end cap threaded on one end. If a pipe is not available, you may use a dry tin can, a glass or a heavy-walled cardboard tube (NOTE: Take care not to tamp or shake the mixture in the pipe. If mixture becomes tightly packed, one cap will not be sufficient to initiate the explosive
Step 4: Insert blasting cap just beneath the surface of the explosive mix (NOTE: Confining the open end of the container will add to the effectiveness of the explosive
Yo wait what is this
This aint dalgona candy :(
ITS A PIPE BOMB!
Step 5: egg
I am genuinely concerned about this guy’s health
dont worry. all he need is eggs
How foolish to suggest such a deity has "health issues"
Homeboy here makes a few million outside of RUclips. Egg farmers makes millions.
Don't be
You're new around here?
If you want to make perfect ones........
Step 1 : Follow all the steps until adding the baking soda
Step 2 : And it on to the backing paper
Step 3 : Let it sit for exactly 30 seconds
Step 4 : Press the cookie cutter gently
Step 5 : Don't remove the cookie cutter let it sit for 30 seconds
Step 6 : remove the cookie cutter gently
Step 7 : Voilá
yoooooo
I agree I am a kid and I know how to make that. Prince I use your the steps I use I make those cookies myself
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It still might stick but here's a easy or something recipe
Step 1:ready a metal pan with sugar
Step 2:grind the sugar
Step 3:put 1 full spoon of sugar and put have sugar
Step 4:mix the side carefully
Step 5:when it looks yellow or some thing mix it evenly
Step 6: but a super pinch of baking soda
Step 7:put it in the pan with sugar
Step 8: press it care fully
Step 9:press it with a cookie cutter
Let it sit
Then voilá
You forgot the part where if it's not perfect you die
I love howtobasic, his instructions are just so informative.
These bots are making me want to commit a hate crime
@@Beltboy same
@Revita bad
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Yes
Tbh this could work if he just waited for A few more hours for it to dry😂😂😂
Damn, I forgot this man existed for a hot minute. But now that I've rediscovered him. It still brings me the same joy as it did all those years ago.
*Dummie:D*
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Same
Same lol 1st day back in about 3 years i forgot hiw interesting this is
Really was watching this guy back in middle school time flies. Showing all my friends the Big Mac video
Same
This video shows how to actually make it except until the cookie cutter part. All you have to do is wait for about 15-30 seconds for the cookie to harden up and then use the cookie cutter and remove it.
Thank you!
but thats the point of this video and his channel ._.
*Idiot Inside:D*
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I don't want to do it because how to basic show us the wrong way
@@gojiproyt8670 bro the point of his channel isnt about how to do it properly, hes basically joking
He’s really good at everything.
It’s just- he has this curse. This, virus.
But... He made a good use of It. Entertain us while we watch him try and try, but never succeed. While we watch him fall to a void where all Hope is Lost and all we do is just laugh at his constant failure.
@yiy 𖤐 gamer he's vsauce
@@rhulkdiscipleofthewitness217 who asked for this lore
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Nobody:
Not even HowToBasic:
Motorsports be like: 1:55
the fact he ruins his kitcheb for us, random people he doesn't know, is just so amazing
Don't read my profile....
@@dilkush_21 ok
@@dilkush_21 ok I won’t
Well RUclips money
mmm yes my favorite place in my house is the kitcheb
Let's think about the people who will really start the tuto and who will see the end.
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Ong
@@peg2hood yes bee
Thank you for these very clear instructions!
Ikr they’re so clear
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Lol frfr
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Best
Yun😂 good work!
911
“What seems to be the problem?”
“This dude is throwing eggs again”
LMAO
911: "Look, with this guy, as long as he isn't egging people, it's best just let him finish."
As someone who's born in Korea, this is actually accurate. All jokes aside. You just gotta wait a bit longer til it completely hardens.
@McFlickers yea kinda , but koreans that ive seen call them dalgona even before squid game , but the ingredients are alike the color , it can be called caramel .
@@na.cheonv6765 True
But im still not messaging when you talk to me ok im done goodbay--
@@nolliekit Excuse me?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I quit my job of 2 years & 3 months to smoke weed on my RUclips channel full time 🔥I believe in myself, plus i got crypto
Many channels get worse overtime but this one seems to evolve in each video, thank you HowToBasic.
Because most comedy channels start becoming corporate. Example Smosh
Desperdiciando claro buen humor
Q
@@afailureofaanimator6744 pain
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2:22
10 Sugar
10 Baking soda
∞ Eggs
MORE EGGS,
THE END OF NUMBERS OF EGGS
Just when I thought there were no more new jokes he could possibly make, he comes out with this masterpiece. I love this channel.
but hes serious, the instructions actually work
@Gina R0se Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 18 Bruh wtf with your channel
@@hyokassr3481 oh it's very likely a bot
@@hyokassr3481 report that bot
If he was in squid games he would have killed the entire game
with eggs
@@overchoicings5809 Thrown at Mach 9001
With eggs and shovel
lmfao omggg hahahaha soo truue
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sugar : This is the most intense torture I've ever experienced!
Eggs : First time dude?
LoL
It's was Mikey's fault
@@motionfizz7612 who the fuck Mikey lol
@@zaiyah1881 from Tokyo Revengers
@@aerinfrei aight but kinda irrelevant
All parts got me laughing
I have never heard of this channel so watching this at first I thought it was a legit tutorial. And then later on I could not stop laughing 🤣🤣
Welcome to the club we have many eggs
@@Ez_Russell1478 and eggs, and eggs, noodles, more eggs,...
Same with one of the previous videos
Same man, i even started crying because of the continuous laugh
Same.
I think the new background voice is a real voice, made by his wife.
maybe high pitch voice?
@@themusespaintbrush1707 Does that sound like a voice changer to you??
@David Hes not wrong 💀💀
@David LOL was VOCALOID of this persons DAD jokes weren't good enough for you?
Maid*
The thing is, he actually tells us how to do it lmao. Must admire your patience
Then Try Doing It In Real Life...
@@nenadespinosa9789 OOF
Lol
@@nenadespinosa9789 I’m doing it later today
@@nenadespinosa9789 I did it I keep messin up
Thats how everyone cooks ya know😂😂😂
omg haven't laughed this hard in a while :D
Hello
You made it sound so fucking fake 😂😂😂
Not funny
At all
@@CreativeRenzo sure
@@CreativeRenzo yes this video is stupid
This is mostly the remaster of "climbing up to the rage point"
The olden times when he do something wrong he completely messes up lol
I'm dying of laughter x'D
Your "narration" always gets a update, upgrade or anything thing you want as soon as it means "different" and it's always hilarious. The sweet voice of the narrator in echoes or repeating in the well chosen moments had me rolling on the floor x'DDD
food wastage = haha 😄
@@dilkush_21 *uno reverse* Rick Astley
Me too
I was blowing up like a missle when she repeated herself and then threw everything on table smash le table and didn't care
Looks good
i love how people hate on shorts yters for wasting food and then this guy exists
He atleast tries to make it funny
@@WannabeArtist55 true
Shorts ones are just rage bait
HowToBasic: Comes to store to buy eggs
Store Owners: Ah Shi- here we go again..
There's no such thing as egg stores
Lmao he buys everything from Coles, its a grocery store here in Australia
@@superlululuna1629 There is actually perhaps in ur country they don't have egg stores but for some countries like mine have.
Overused joke please be original
I'm actually surprised he got the right colour and consistency of dalgona at some point cos all the videos I see is just him throwing eggs at everything lol
Little did they know
This is the first time I've actually seen him clean something
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
no
My mom thought this was a cooking Channel 💀
As a Korean, this is the exact way of making dalgona. My mother used to make one for me.
Hey
dalgana you ???
@Obama don’t care he is REAL korean tho
Did you get invited to the squid games yet?
I’m Half korean and half Australian
The first few tries might actually be the closest he's ever gotten to making something correctly
Curried Egg Sandwich and Vegan Curry.
Closest one was 'how to make ramen'
@@not_omegatrius Vegan Curry?
@@not_omegatriusYeah They Done A Verg Good Job Making The Ramen, They Didnt Mess Up Until.. THEY'RE WHOLE HOUSE HAD RAMEN ALL OVER-
@@want-diversecontent3887N o
Me attempting the most basic task ever.
Thanks! really helpful tips, i will try it tonight!
Here before the bots take over
ye me too!
@@jakefanboy1459 true xD
we will see
Same!✨
i could hear the yelling and breaking of dalgona before even hearing it
Squid game
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@Revita stop it!
spoilers the dalgona didn't even make it
@Тоmmylnnit 🅥 you're not tommy innit you don't have verify
This video was so short that I almost thought it was gonna be a normal how to for once
Same😂😂
man eggs are howtobasic’s lover now 💀💀💀💀
His channel is the perfect example of-
“They had us in the first half ,not gonna lie”
him: * walks into the store *
cashier: lemme guess, eggs?
him: *SUGAARR*
Edit: thanks for 500 likes :)
And some eggs
Adventure timeee
Got a MIB flashbacks…
Uh no
@@airischan335 shut
Tip for non-Koreans trying to make Dalgona: do not use a frying pan, non-stick or otherwise. Use a metal ladle instead.
@@airischan335 Shut up bot
@@airischan335 ew
What The
Correct way: wait for the dalgona to dry and it’s ready
i remember watching your videos back in 2014 and when i checked it out today for the first time in 7 years i really thought this was one of those basic cooking and baking videos but im glad to see it didnt change as much and its so nice to watch these
SAME LMAO. HAHA I WOULD ALWAYS SEARCH HOW TO WHENEVER I WAS LOOKING FOR HOW TO DO SOMETHING IN A GAME AND NEVER BOTHERED TO LOOK AT HOW TO BASIC AND NOW I SAW A VID FROM RACKA RACKA (you should go check him out, he's funny) THAT WAS A PARODY OF HOW TO BASIC AND HE COMMENTED ON THAT PARODY AND I WAS LIKE, WAIT, IS THIS REALLY WHAT HOW TO BASIC IS?!?
u joined may 2020 tho 🤨
@@fartmonkey7896 you don't need an account to view youtube videos?
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