How To Make Dalgona Candy
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2021
- Today I show you how to make Dalgona Candy. Dalgona candy (also known as Honeycomb candy, Honeycomb Toffee and ppopgi) was recently made popular by the Netflix series Squid Game. Dalgona (달고나) or ppopgi (뽑기) is a Korean candy made with melted sugar and baking soda. It's incredibly easy to make and only takes a couple minutes from start to finish. Simply follow the step by step instructions. This is by far the best homemade Dalgona candy recipe. Enjoy!
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I didn’t realise that it was howtobasic until he duped a comically large amount of sugar onto the pan
For a moment i thought he sold his Channel
i realized at 1:15
It's a papel!?!
@@me1prono238 1:18
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Can we just appreciate that he actually had to slowly melt sugar, clean the pan and repeat for each cut?
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Why would we appreciate that?
2:20 part can make me dying of laugh
But me makes crying 💀
same here bro 😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆
I understand why I couldn’t find eggs in the store.
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEGEGEEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEG
Glich
2:57
Howtobasic: *Bites*
Subtitles: *Applauses*
You know the RUclips auto-generated subtitles is so stupid, right?
the end says ‘haha’
Beginning😍😍…end🤮🤮🤮🤮
The paper he printed is probably the most edible thing he has ever created.
Ive tried to eat paper
@@RedMango. ..
*I tried it, its very tasty*
@@daneilgame123 yeah, deeeefinitely the most tasty thing ever....!
Technically the krabby patty did get at least partially eaten
@Forced_Altory but its very tasty
Dalgona Recipe: No eggs
HowToBasic: *Ima pretend I didn't hear that.*
Lol
*y e s s i r*
@@Its-Still-Screw *y e s s i r*
*Dummie:D*
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@@IdkPotatoes *y e s s i r*
As a squid game worker, I can confirm this is actually how we make our dalgona.
*i find you guilty..*
of nothing!
*the sentence is death*
@@pixelatedluisoh no
@@pixelatedluis But that doesn't make se- *dies*
How did sang woo lick it off if it was paper?
My mom is actually Korean, and taught me how to do this, and this is surprisingly accurate, all he has to do is wait for it to harden up a bit
He was SO CLOSE
Do we also launch eggs at the product?
yes
@Korhol as a former Korean yes, yea we do indeed
¿tienes 14? activa cam 😈
@@oksimchang3591years ago, you were korean
This is the first baking tutorial that is actually realistic.
You have my sympathies.
And probably the last
He actually has about 2 others
Any result of the candy is MY results
Theres actually a sandwich one where its realistic in the 1st scene
This is just a more accurate version of what happens when you actually try to follow legitimate cooking recipes.
lmao soo true
every time
@@johnfran3218 Thanks, but that's Irrelevant and Spam
@@johnfran3218 Cool story bro
@@johnfran3218 !?....
“Is it not working? Make your own homemade mixture!”
{Proceeds to lag voice many times}
This helped me so much!! I'll tell my friends about you're good tutorials!!
Cook: 3 mins
Howtobasic: *Be Patient! It may take several minutes for the sugar to melt*
Mam it's HowToBasic xD
Yeah how to basic turns basic things into complicated piece of beautiful nest in an o posite way like
Like this reply 🤣
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@@ecadecca4524 #stayhalalbrother
Nice but
I forgot how to basic existed, and I am so happy to see hes still at it, and its still as beautiful as the day I stopped watching
SAMEEE
@@holychrollo DEIMOS -dedmos
We are the algorithm puppets, why even bother subing to a channel anymore?
Lmao I didn't even realize it was him until the eggs came.
indeed
1:57 WHAT WAS BRO DOING HERE 😭💀💀 that really makes laugh a lot 🤣
Amazing recipe! Made it for myself, taste outstanding. I would definitely cook again, also adjusted the recipe a bit, added 1/4 cup of brown sugar and a tsp of vanilla extract. Would definetely recommend
Best cooking channel on RUclips.
Agree
shut up kid
Agred
Agreed
@Тоmmylnnit 🅥 shut up self promoter
This is great because it teaches you the life lessons through trial and tribulations and that even if you try hard, life won't be kind to you in most cases.
Why did I laugh?
@@yonixuiii si se puede traducir en español lo de ingles lo de español se tradice al ingles emm bueno primero te reiste porque si segundo me rei sabiendo que te reiste por eso me rei porque el rio y tambien me rei por se rie y yo me rio fin
@@Alextg774 lmao
@@Alextg774 ª
Yes
Finally! One perfect tutorial on how to make these,
honestly, This was very helpful👍👍
I didn’t realize this was a how to basic video at first.
Everything after the cookie cutter legitimately caught me off-guard.
I’m actually impressed that it looks like real solid attempts were made.
Make squid game
at the start it was actually pretty helpful thanks
I love this cooking style.
The best part that his videos are getting more professionally and professionally edited to trick people.
the best part of this video is 8:08
@@marcosavarino183 old meme, nice reference
At first I thought he changed ;-;
3:08
@@mrdxlphin2345 3:09
How not to fail:
DON'T SPRAY THE FORM WITH COOKIE OIL.
AND LET IT DRY
@@somerandompotato2071 AND ONCE IT'S DRY,
*LET IT DRY*
Egg
@@jeremy3992 2:21*
@@falsified6432 billy swift here from fuck tape
Thank you this really helped lol 😂
That is your best video ever!
Thank you for the clear and concise instructions. Been looking for a guide on this for a while
Agreed
Yooo Adam is my name :D
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@Revita stop promoting your own channel in the comments
@Revita bad
For a second I thought that this was an actual tutorial. But you’ll never let us down lol
Same lol
*Drunk MF :D*
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He keeps fore getting to swish it
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What the actual fake did you expect from this channel
No. After the honeycomb color is achieved, put it on a small flat bowl and freeze it for 3 minutes.and, then place the cookie cutter on the cookie, then pop it back to the freezer for a few hours.
For like the a few minutes I thought this was actually a real a instructional video but Noah's HowToBasic
am I the only one who completely forgot that this channel existed until now and started remembering all the *high quality* videos this dude made like 5 years ago?
SAME
I was laughing my ass off all the time
What's wrong with his newer videos ?
👍
@@IA-hh7sn nobody said that his recent videos are bad
I'm so glad the humor of this channel has evolved to this point.
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@@kentucky_fried_ninja5523 bot
@@marklundag8264 No i just make ad for my stupid videos
@@kentucky_fried_ninja5523 shut up
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My friend, you’re going to summon an oscar if you keep it up.
That looks yummy at the end
For once, his insane rage is completely justified.
E
@@nineraik it's in the
At least he tried to be sane
This is the origin story
@@m5vn706 loot boxes!
"Dalgona candy from Squid Game"
Koreans : " Tf you say?"
Wow Korean people from squid game
I have aids
@@maxanderson6216 😟
Yes
I'm getting "OMG TRICKY FROM FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN" vibes.
그냥 국자위에 설탕넣고 가열하다 설탕이 녹으면 식용소다 넣고 캬라멜이 될때까지 휘젓다가 놓고 살살 눌러주면 됨니다 😚
Yun😂 good work!
the fact that this is actually an accurate tutorial in the beginning, the only issue was that the sugar wasn't slightly cooled down yet before imprinting xD People who actually thought this was a proper tutorial can just wait like 5 more seconds during the first shape imprinting part and get a dalgona :D
Lu orang indo ya
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@@agungchannel9442 knp bang!?
@@kusukacolaylowlee1611 namanya ewe :v
*Don't judge me,ok?*
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This just shows the difficulty of making dalgona. Best tutorial ever and the most relatable one
I made it myself and it looks okay, but I didn’t have a cookie cutter :P
Ik right I showed this so someone
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That is so funny bro i I've been laughing all day then look away for 5 sec.😂😂
So this is the first video i saw, me and my sister were goofing in the kitchen and we decided to make this. i chose this video cause i dident know it was fake but it was hilarious we actually followed the tutorial and it helped! but this was so much fun and every time i want to find this channel i simply just search this up! (lazy people hack so i dont search in my 200k subed channels)
as a baker I LOVE THIS because this is EXACTLY what we go thru and people ask why is it so expensive. learning new stuff isn't cheap.
Is that why my daughters cooking school was so expensive?
Yes, only the egg part was unrealistic. Baking needs sacrifice
*Soufflé flashbacks intensify*
2:22 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Learning stuff isn't cheap? I get that for most things, but this is just sugar and baking soda. It doesn't get much cheaper
for a second I thought they would show me how to prepare the cookie, but I remembered how to basic works
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@@franklinteboh9568 if It's a rickroll i will find you....
...and nothing because we are in RUclips
@@franklinteboh9568 well... It slaps
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franklin teboh ITS A BOT
I'm getting anxious watching this
lol. I just went through this exact process. Figured it out eventually
"Anyone can make it to perfection in a matter of minutes"
Binging with babish: *sweats nervously*
He had to make it 16 times to get it Correct
420 likes gone cuz of me
@@dale611 damn bro got me laughing
perfection = chaos
@@WarpedCyan Damn bro it wasn’t even a joke.
The fact that he actually showed a proper recipe which you can try is shocking
The same happened with the ramen video, someone said they actually followed it and it tasted good, it ain't clickbait after all i guess
Seems like you're new here, this is how it's usually goes (well, not always): at first he's giving you a doable recipe with steps, and at some point it's all just an "unexpected" mess.
This is exactly why you love him.
@Gina R0se Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 18 obviously a bot
That's the whole point of his channel, to show how to do basic stuff.
He also once made a Ramen video where he made Ramen for 8 minutes without mistakes.
I was wondering if I was on the right channel at first.
This channel is like a way more aggressive version of cooking haru. Idk if I'm terrified or I love it lmfao
I was deciding to do the dalgona candy thing and I did not realise this was HowToBasic’s channel..
As a Korean, this is 100% accurate tutorial
사실! 나는 다음을 사용하여 내 달고나 컵키를 만들었습니다 티아 레시피!
@@user-qu4vn1uh7f definetly not wrong
미쳤나봐 진짜 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Ok..
I made the cookie is in the recipe book
I just appreciate him not adding “from squid game” in the title
It is technically not from squid game but a real life food.
@@ratiomaster8062 literally what im saying
@@ratiomaster8062 username checks out
@@DT47 you said that "him not adding squid game in the title"
Which means you thought squid game made those food.
@@ratiomaster8062 the meaning is he's glad that this guy was not adding "from squid game"
I love this
Thats how everyone cooks ya know😂😂😂
I tried this for the Squid Games guard, they pointed a revolver at me, which I think in Korean means “good”
Ha didn't think you watch this channel
Hopefully he doesn't find out about your bald head
Looking real egg like
*Keė?:D*
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Egg
@@camille-rj3if what the fuck
The first part was actually accurate, you only need to wait like 10 secs for the sugar to cool down a bit and finally put the mold on.
m.ruclips.net/video/FsWXPCoT5dI/видео.html
Best tutorial
OMG I WANNA TRY THAT AT HOME IT TURNED OUT SO PERFECT
POV : He saw it and got mad
To the people who actually want to make this: the recipe is correct, you just have to wait 5-10 seconds for the candy to be dry enough
yep
but he waits for 1 second
That's what makes the candy kinda difficult. Wait too short and you mess up the whole thing, wait too long and the candy is too hard and dry to actually make an imprint and the difference (the time window in which you're actually able to make an imprint) is like 5 seconds.
I tried to make it and didn’t know what I did wrong, but now I know. Thx
Yes so true how to basic just doesn't wait
Thanks so much for the tip!
This man really does a good job making us believe it’s a real thing at first ngl
funny thing is, i havent watched this guy for about 2 years, so when i saw this video i thought my childhood was ruined because the videos were legit
This video blew my minds
Egg
this guy is scamming people on youtube, I tried to report him.
@@mr.cardinal1893 dude, he’s not scamming. He’s just abusing eggs and acting like a lunatic on camera just to entertain us.
I haven’t seen this dude in YEARS! I missed seeing his videos
Ammonium nitrate (not less than 32% nitrogen)
Fuel oil or gasoline and motor oil 1:1 ratio
Two flatboards
Bucket or other container for mixing ingredients
Iron or steel pipe or bottle
Blasting cap
Wooden rod ~ 1/4 inch diameter
Spoon or similar measuring container
Step 1: Spread a handful of ammonium nitrate on the large flat board and rub vigorously with the other board until the large particles are crushed into a very fine poweder that looks liek flour (approx. 10 minutes)
Step 2: Mix one measure (cup, tablespoon, etc.) of fuel oil with 16 measures of finely ground ammonium nitrate in a dry bucket or other suitable container and stir with the wooden rod. If fuel oil is not available, use one half of measure of motor oil. Store in a waterproof container until ready to use
Step 3: Spoon this mixture into an iron or steel pipe which has an end cap threaded on one end. If a pipe is not available, you may use a dry tin can, a glass or a heavy-walled cardboard tube (NOTE: Take care not to tamp or shake the mixture in the pipe. If mixture becomes tightly packed, one cap will not be sufficient to initiate the explosive
Step 4: Insert blasting cap just beneath the surface of the explosive mix (NOTE: Confining the open end of the container will add to the effectiveness of the explosive
Yo wait what is this
This aint dalgona candy :(
ITS A PIPE BOMB!
Finally i can make dalgona
Holy sh, verified comment! I must reply
Gud. How does it taste?
Ok checkmark
Checkmate
Epicco
My dad legit thought this was real until the end 😂😂
Shoot estrol nnod
Hacker
@@sarayulizagomezreyes4481 what?
@@sarayulizagomezreyes4481 pp
Same!😂🥲
What happened to this reply section
The recipe actually helps
Man this is too epic
Imagine actually following the procedure halfway through and then the guy just starts throwing eggs.
egg throwing as a homemade mixture
Cute cat
Well you gotta follow all the way
I swear this happened to me
did you watch a different video? this was spot on
He had us in the first half ngl
I was abouta say, there's no way this is a how to basic video until he started just annihilating everything
*Drunk MF :D*
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Im sorry you had to deal with the bots man
I'm not sorry you had to deal with the bots, that's what you get for making generic comments
Well he did open a door
Keeps doing it again and again and again
All of his recipes are doable like you can do it just take away the chaotic parts
Can we just appreciate the fact that he actually showed us how to make the Dalgona Candy
Well technically
Yeah just have to let it dry for a bit I think
*dry*
No, because it takes 2 minutes to make, on top of being easy as well. You’re essentially congratulating a human for throwing a stick.
>Wow bro thx for showing us how to throw sticks
@@HarambaeXelonmuskfans yeah but he nearly never actually does what the video title says
If you want to make perfect ones........
Step 1 : Follow all the steps until adding the baking soda
Step 2 : And it on to the backing paper
Step 3 : Let it sit for exactly 30 seconds
Step 4 : Press the cookie cutter gently
Step 5 : Don't remove the cookie cutter let it sit for 30 seconds
Step 6 : remove the cookie cutter gently
Step 7 : Voilá
yoooooo
I agree I am a kid and I know how to make that. Prince I use your the steps I use I make those cookies myself
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It still might stick but here's a easy or something recipe
Step 1:ready a metal pan with sugar
Step 2:grind the sugar
Step 3:put 1 full spoon of sugar and put have sugar
Step 4:mix the side carefully
Step 5:when it looks yellow or some thing mix it evenly
Step 6: but a super pinch of baking soda
Step 7:put it in the pan with sugar
Step 8: press it care fully
Step 9:press it with a cookie cutter
Let it sit
Then voilá
You forgot the part where if it's not perfect you die
i didint know it was how to basic i swear to god he always gets me 😭
He took patient to a whole new level
the fact he ruins his kitcheb for us, random people he doesn't know, is just so amazing
Don't read my profile....
@@dilkush_21 ok
@@dilkush_21 ok I won’t
Well RUclips money
mmm yes my favorite place in my house is the kitcheb
This video shows how to actually make it except until the cookie cutter part. All you have to do is wait for about 15-30 seconds for the cookie to harden up and then use the cookie cutter and remove it.
Thank you!
but thats the point of this video and his channel ._.
*Idiot Inside:D*
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I don't want to do it because how to basic show us the wrong way
@@gojiproyt8670 bro the point of his channel isnt about how to do it properly, hes basically joking
I was legit looking for a Dalgona Candy tutorial.
Like you know what is going to happen every video yet it is still funny anyway
Imagine the people who actually wants to make the candy then clicks on this video💀
That.. that was me, fam…
I’ve never seen a how to basic video, so I busted my gut laughing when the frustration kicked in.
I then proceeded to show my mom this so she can make some, she didn’t find it all that funny, she said she was genuinely concerned for the youtuber and should seek help…
😂🤣
shhh
@@goolus shhhheeeeeeeeEeesh
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*IDIOT:D*
So meLOL during the video I kept going more and more in shock like what is going on LOLOLOLOL I laughed
Rip to those who thought the tutorial was real...
Yeah lol
Lol
who did this tutorial? 🗿
I didnt think i would see you here-
Ikr
I love how he technically gives you the full tutorial and then the video deteriorates into the average howtobasic video.
He needs to wait for the cookie to dry up then put the cookie cutter
For anyone really searching for how to do it here It goes:
How to basic added the baking soda too fast, so it burnt besides the sugar didn't cook enough, you hace to make a blonde caramel first with just sugar, you will know that it is blonde because it will be light golden, after that add the baking soda, when it starts to puff, flatten it down with an oiled dish, wait for 5 seconds, use the (oiled) cookie cutter, press it really light for 2 seconds and remove it, it is really easy, if you don't succees just adjust the time or cook it more or less, depends on how fast it solidifies and the color
Then by the end just start yeeting eggs at sugar bags and chuck that mixture in the pan
@@jaltoggs9205 don't click that link people see the "m" in the link?
@@Douglas888 mobile RUclips link lol
@@XanderP oh lol
Wdym this video already show how to do it perfectly
Damn, I forgot this man existed for a hot minute. But now that I've rediscovered him. It still brings me the same joy as it did all those years ago.
*Dummie:D*
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Same
Same lol 1st day back in about 3 years i forgot hiw interesting this is
Really was watching this guy back in middle school time flies. Showing all my friends the Big Mac video
Same
This is actually real,this man is a legend for showing us its real at first
wow this helped me so much 🎉thank you my kids will enjoy our house burning down 😮 TYSM 🎉🎉🎉🎉
As someone who's born in Korea, this is actually accurate. All jokes aside. You just gotta wait a bit longer til it completely hardens.
@McFlickers yea kinda , but koreans that ive seen call them dalgona even before squid game , but the ingredients are alike the color , it can be called caramel .
@@na.cheonv6765 True
But im still not messaging when you talk to me ok im done goodbay--
@@nollie_canine Excuse me?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I quit my job of 2 years & 3 months to smoke weed on my RUclips channel full time 🔥I believe in myself, plus i got crypto
I learnt everything here
Shoot a verification man with 1 like and 2 comments
@@jaredwastaken9905 yeah
Your comments aren't not unfunny
@@spazyu bruh
Same!
1:56: “GRRRRRRR-“
“sugar.”
“Immediately-“ a bunch of scrambled messages.😂😂😂
2:22
10 Sugar
10 Baking soda
∞ Eggs
MORE EGGS,
THE END OF NUMBERS OF EGGS
He’s really good at everything.
It’s just- he has this curse. This, virus.
But... He made a good use of It. Entertain us while we watch him try and try, but never succeed. While we watch him fall to a void where all Hope is Lost and all we do is just laugh at his constant failure.
@yiy 𖤐 gamer he's vsauce
@@rhulkdiscipleofthewitness217 who asked for this lore
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Many channels get worse overtime but this one seems to evolve in each video, thank you HowToBasic.
Because most comedy channels start becoming corporate. Example Smosh
Desperdiciando claro buen humor
Q
@@afailureofaanimator6744 pain
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I love how the crazy sped up freak out this time is actually fairly justified.
Its funny man, thanks,
I'm dying of laughter x'D
Your "narration" always gets a update, upgrade or anything thing you want as soon as it means "different" and it's always hilarious. The sweet voice of the narrator in echoes or repeating in the well chosen moments had me rolling on the floor x'DDD
food wastage = haha 😄
@@dilkush_21 *uno reverse* Rick Astley
Me too
I was blowing up like a missle when she repeated herself and then threw everything on table smash le table and didn't care
Looks good
I love howtobasic, his instructions are just so informative.
These bots are making me want to commit a hate crime
@@Beltboy same
@Revita bad
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
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