WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear virt
When the first 2 played out i even had to check if i was watching the right channel like this actually makes sense imma try it the i get hit with a jump scare at 3:46 lmao
Sophie Xu This is the answer I expected, no it’s disgusting you vacuum Bacterias especially dangerous if it’s raw chicken. Just buy a vacuum sealer machine.
I don't think it works that way the can explodes because of the pressure I dont think it would would spark the gunpowder to explode. But you can do one with a pressure cooker.
my slight alterations to make this a _bit_ more feasible: 1.) no need for alteration, just make sure it's wrapped tight so they don't turn stale 2.) also no need for alteration , just don't suck the meat juices 3.) stick it in a container so it doesn't get wet and take careful consideration of placement so the toilet doesn't flood 4.) add a little soap and maybe a scrubbing agent, no need for the chicken, submerge the stain into the fluid and give it a good scrub in the solution, continue as normal 5.) put it in a container and use a sharp knife to stab straight through the lid, you can then use it as leverage to open the lid 6.) use something other than raw seafood, maybe a balloon or some tape 7.) place your anode and cathode at opposite ends of the chips then run a powerful sustained current through them, repeat for the fish. be careful not to electrocute yourself and bring some rubber gloves and boots, chips must come first to prevent cross-contamination. you may want to place it in thermal insulation to speed this up and get a more even cook 8.) with a steady hand and experience in 3d puzzels, this should be possible! just make sure to protect those sharp edges, reinforce the whole thing and *thoroughly* clean any glass shards out of it 9.) put a large bag over it, prepare to reinforce that bag with multiple layers because of shrapnel and pick or seive out any metal shards before cooking 10.) fill your sink with cold water, place food into a bowl and then partially submerge, the bowl is important because you do not want to flood your meal
@@komponenmesintetas9763 dude if you want your videos to get veiws then just normally make them, dont promote them like this cause people get annoyed instead of looking at them, you just gotta make videos and wait, it will take a while, but is at least better then everybody being mad at you for spam promoting, because once again, its annoying, not helping promote your channel
These somehow make more sense than 5 Minute Crafts.
No one has watched the video yet :/
vGodFN bot
@@salee9343 no beggar
True
Ikr
No matter what we can say, this guy is truly godlike at cleaning
Yea literally
i think he enjoys the challenge of cleaning a lot
*Y O S*
World best cleaners
Maybe he breaks into different people's houses for every video, and films while they're out.
I love how he never forgets to tell you to "try this instead"
Is waiting for prisoners to die too boring? Try this instead: Send them to the Gulag.
😡 👆🏻
The ☝🏻 gets me lol
I appreciate how basic & simple 7:40 is, yet really effective & satisfying
agreed, felt fun to see a can explode
Same with 3:43
how to build a bomb
@@shoeske2525 3:46
I can do that
First one: **works**
HTB veterans: **visible confusion**
Revita stop advertising
HTB veterans are more like: Wait for it.
Revita dude stop botting
Dats me
Дарово русский, не ожидал!!!
his hands express his emotions way better than my face ever could.
no fun
Thats deep
@@purpletophat2709 love u bit**
@@purpletophat2709 no need
Yeah
My smile looks like this 😐
2nd lifehack: wtf? why this is legitimate.
3rd one: emergency toilet paper
me: oh.
@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! Haha,NO.
RITA , I LOVE SHREK , WANT SHREK !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! Wat?
you i'd like to order that with extra oh
what's wrong with the second life hack..?
@@dryr0t It's normal and can be useful. Which is strange from How To Basic
I like how at 3:42 it just goes from lightly hitting the can with a spoon to destroying it with a spade
This was inspired by 'How To Open a Bottle Without a Bottle Opener'.
Life hacks one and two: this can't be a HowToBasic video.
Life hack three: OH, there you go.
WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear virt
Life hack 8th: Now THAT's HowToBasic! 😂😂😂
When nothing goes wrong: *Somethings wrong i can feel it*
IH Noob *wrong* video
Ok
That's Murphy's law for ya.
@Ali3n Vort3x like somethings about to happen but I dont know what.
@Ali3n Vort3x And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
First hack: makes sense ??
Me: something is wrong
0:49
Me : 😱 is that finally a real tutorial?
2:30
Also me : what the F***
It begins like that and then real shit happens
That’s all of his videos. He does it normally in the beginning. How do you not know this
When the first 2 played out i even had to check if i was watching the right channel like this actually makes sense imma try it the i get hit with a jump scare at 3:46 lmao
You should have said "somethings wrong i can feel it" only true memers like this
This man made better and easier life hacks than 5 Minute Crafts. It’s life changing.
First Life Hack: *Normal Hack*
Everyone: *Wait, That's Illegal.*
yes is illegal at here
@@Stint. it's a bot, just report
It is
Yuh it was illegal
@@brooklynbaby5819 why it's illegal?I doesn't understand. I am first to see his video
HowToBasic: *goes to bathroom*
Me: "This is where the fun begins"
NO HOWTOBASIC NO!
*Yes*
@@salee9343 No problem. Go and get that setup!
*Yes.*
@@salee9343 Shut Your Mouth
The emergency backup toilet paper is the most unholiest thing I’ve seen so far
Same
I know.
It's the worst thing I've ever seen
Idk why but i laughed so hRd to this
It's ez don't worry
The fact that he did 7:40 is just…wow.
he just destroyed his entire stove with that one lol
Now that’s quality SOUP!
AUGH-
-demoman TF2
5 minute crafts: you're weak
HowToBasic: I'm you
Egg.
#egglivesmatter
@@TheDailyEgg #baconlivesmatter
But the memes are on his side
#pancakelivesmatter
#fakelifehacksdontmatter!
I was crying I was laughing so hard at the can opener
It's extremely dangerous... but also happens to be extremely funny.
I mean... it works
@@megarayquaza9054 I mean... they all "work"
JACK VANCE
upload?
Imagine HowToBasic being in a snowball fight. He would make egg shaped balls and make you into scrambled eggs.
What
Nothing
You better scramble like an egg, or ill fold you like an omelette
Whatever dude
Nah, he'd probably just throw eggs at you, and then blow you to smithereens with a can of soup
The fact that there are some actually useful hacks in here is astounding
He: First life hack
Me: what ..?
He: second life hack
Me: wtf is he doing!!?
He: Third life hack
Me: Ok...good.
Unoriginal but funn
@@bingkoirekt5057 tbh, I commented it before reading the comments
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
@Revita dude you're such a bot
Same
@Revita bro stop
"Emergency toilet paper backup"
Me: "something's wrong I can feel it. "
"It's just... A feeling I've got."
@@AxxLAfriku man wtf? Do u want get reported?
A like for Proper Einstein?
Egg.
Wtf??
Can't we appreciate the fact that everything he does is really working?
*Emergency backup toilet roll*
@@thetoiletspider6668 well, it worked for me
Jar opener
Fish n chip?
@@big924 it worked '-'
Imagine your homie just wanted some coke and the 1st thing he sees is this 5:07
Im dieing because of that fish head😂😂😂😂
Five minute crafts be like: write that down WRITE THAT DOOOWN
*Y O S*
Yus bruh
@@named746 lol your your profile pic XD
When you realize you can make a homemade bomb using a can of tomato soup
ㅤ
NANI!?
Put the can inside hot grease for a majestic ball of fire
Tyler Durden would be so proud.
You just passed basic physics, congrats
Little cousin: *Sees family dog*
Me: "Go ahead and pet the dog softly"
Also little cousin: 3:44
@Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 goodbye bot
@Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 reply to me then I might
@Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 Stop
Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 bot
CodeName: ALP sallar javaid I’d stop right now if I were u no one likes fortnut
7:42 IM DYING OF LAUGHTER!!! THE CAN WENT BOOM!!!
AND SOUP GOT ALL OVER THE KITCHEN LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Overreactive
I love how it starts off normal, then progressively gets more insane
Yeah
But i kinda expected that
@@narizamohammednariza4305 very true
Hi clem :)
@@k.obadabim1124 heyo
first life hack
me: wait who made this?
second life hack
me: if it's HowToBasic then why-
third life hack
me: oh.
chinsaw2727 yep
mmm sucking raw meat air
ye
Yup same feeling
MrZsc mmmmm 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 yummy raw meat air uwu owow owowowowowowowowowowoowo
Htb: uses less than 20 eggs
Everyone: Impossible
Dislike! ruclips.net/video/GdtxsyevX1Q/видео.html
@@Words2000 go away kid
ruclips.net/video/hz12yeYISds/видео.html
8:17 bruh bruh
@@skaner2116 what ive learend is Any link that has a Word RUclips could be a Rick roll
4:49, fascinating idea, question. What spiecies of shrimp do you most suggest to use?
That straw and chip one was actually impressive
Ikr!
No, all of them are impressive
@@bouncej3571 7:37
Imagen if he had another channel secretly that did this all legit
@@mrreginald9766 he can even be 5 min craft secretly...
How to solve simple household problems
Google: 5 minute crafts
Bing:
duckduckgo: listen, 5 minute crafts sucks, and the other video is a parody one. just go to bed already, its 2am.
no
You got it reversed
@@nyxxyr who me or pants YT?
Tt
“They had us in the first half not gonna lie”
This whole channel
Lol
Haha yup I thought this was gonna be a normal vid too xx
That's the Whole Channel lmfao
you mean the first two?
Those are actually really useful life hacks. Thank you so much How To Basic 🥰
at first i was like:
"somethings off"
Wonder why? 😂
Then I was like, oh wait this is normal
0:49
Me : 😱 is that finally a real tutorial?
2:30
Also me : what the F***
I was like oh a video without egg then it happened
it was recommended to me because peoplr who watch flying kitty watch this thats how i knew
We gonna talk about how he DECIMATED his stove or...
you mean his one time use can opener? I think it served it's purpose
It always happens
Me after no nut November 7:41
we dont talk about the stove of 87
@@kingofwhitepowder7784 November? Ins't september???
At this point I won't be suprised if he blew up his entire house in a video.
its for the content bro
Stolen comment but ok
Gordon Ramsay: WHAT ARE YOU?
dont give him ideas
7:41 TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!
7:49 Mission failed, we'll get em next time
Russian Engineer: The reactor is fine.
Chernobyl 4th reactor: 7:40
Underrated comment
Your going to hell buddy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As one of many God's who populate these comments, I approve of this
4 is a bad number
Evacuate all!
Plot twist: HowToBasic is actually Gordon Ramsay messing with his leftovers
Hahahahaha
After reading that I genuinely found Gordon on twitter and just left a message that said how to basic in huge bold letters 😂
this actually makes sense
he would never buy those nasty looking steaks.
Grocery store employee: Why are you buying so many eggs
HTB: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
Confirmed HTB is the reverse flash
No it’s my eggs are beyond your understanding
I thought he owns a grocery store and he uses the expired goods for his videos. Hmm, must be misinformation.
He's wife is a chicken 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔 he's a roster
HTB? AS IN HOSTILE TAKEOVER BANK??? FROM MFING CARS???
Thank you for broken glass repair I'm so so happy to see ur repairing the glass. Thank you for the tipss
Me: this is gonna be useful...
HowToBasic: we'll see about that mate....
The first one was useful.
@@KillerCrewmate2526 and the second one
Sophie Xu
This is the answer I expected, no it’s disgusting you vacuum Bacterias especially dangerous if it’s raw chicken.
Just buy a vacuum sealer machine.
@@KillerCrewmate2526 or a ballon pumper
6:29
This guy teaches better life hacks than 5 minute crafts ever could
@εïз Leen San εïз this channel is a joke channel, it doesn't teach you anything
@εïз Leen San εïз wtf you do realize that he knows that hes wasting food, what if he literally is giving money to charity from these videos.
@εïз Leen San εïз ???
Atleast he is being honest
@@astr0head It’s a joke man
3:46
When you realize, shovel is just a giant spoon.
😦 you're right
And trident is just another big fork
@@meimyself7134 So is it true that Swords are just long knives?
@@PovidisII and infinity gauntlet is a metal glove?
@@PovidisII you mean a butcher knifes? And yes you are correct
7:42 I was not expecting that to happen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Instructions unclear:
I am being charged with terrorism and attempt of leveling my city.
I am going to jail for murder of a whole family and tax fraud
i have committed 267 federal crimes in the state of minnesota
I have committed vehicular homicide by ramming my car through an orphanage and killed 13 children and I’m now serving life in prison.
Terrorism jokes aren’t funny 😕
Aprilhippie ever heard of dark humor
7:42 that clip could be the meme of the year in a kitchen
Lol
It could replace the explosion meme!
Ice eggs 🧊🥚
Coca cola espuma.
TOMATO BOMB
The glass repair worked so well ❤❤❤❤❤ it tasted so great!!!!!!!! Or maybe that was the blood in my mouth
Me in the first 2 minutes: why is there no mess?
Me later: oh yeah, it's all coming together
3:39
7:37 *nice and calm music*
Five seconds later:
Did somebody say boom?
What happened there? That thing bursts?
Yeah, they said it on 9/11 in New York.
the heat makes it go brrr
TOMATO BOMB
how2basic: l i f e h a c k s
me: 5 minute crafts is that you but evolved?
@@salee9343 stop spamming
@@salee9343 no
@@salee9343 I can like whatever I'd like to like. not beggars for sure
R
5 minute crafts could never get to this level of accuracy
7:20 *”I’LL SHOW YOU TRUE SPLENDOR!”*
*”WHAT IS THIS FEELING?”*
6:14 when you agreed that your friend can have „some“ chips
@Revita what
@Revita stop self promoting
Lmao
Hu
When your home alone as a kid and try cooking like Gordon Ramsay 7:42
Yooo that explosion caught me off guard😭 i gasped and everything😂
@Revita I guess...
@Revita no
@Revita stop it get some help
Jk
5-minute crafts : write that down write that down
Make it worst make it worst!!
Fffvvv
i know which country he lives in, it Australia cuz the coles bag
@SophieFoxLover yes u idiot havent u seen it 🤦♂️
Lel I know this. This is from CharlesTheFrench
7:41
Squidward: what happened? What is it?
Mr Krabs: Peas, made em the old fasioned way
I was scared for a sec this was looking a little to normal
Yeah sometimes his brain work properly
too* :p
That’s what he often does, and then, when you do suspect it, he’s like, ‘put fish on the coke can’
6:30 RARE footage of HowToBasic CLEANING UP! (SHOCKING)
Very shocking
Oh my
it's reverse
Sometime he's Not buying
@Aucury Null it is he did a face reveal
He's evolving, wearing socks and a watch in two different scenes. It wont be to soon until he leaves us for the world of uncivility.
Good thing the bots are not here yet
ණشweon
Thanks for the very useful tutorials, I recommend doing it
Tried number 9 at home
Result:
My wife is not a problem anymore
The sauce on her will make for a good meal not even cooked.
Boomers slapped their knees at this one
...
@@gooddd5643 oh no
The glass one?
*Oh no, he-... he's normal*
*Well, not really...*
No, he is drunk!
He does this for comedy XD
I like ur pfp
If how to basic is normal then hes not doing ok
You can heat up a closed can full of gunpowder for a “makeshift bomb?”.
I don't think it works that way the can explodes because of the pressure I dont think it would would spark the gunpowder to explode. But you can do one with a pressure cooker.
Poke a tiny hole in the can
It wasnt filled with gunpowder. You aren't supposed to heat closed cans and that's why. It was just a normal can.
@@legoyoda1244 we all know that man
Cats Are YES yes
my slight alterations to make this a _bit_ more feasible:
1.) no need for alteration, just make sure it's wrapped tight so they don't turn stale
2.) also no need for alteration
, just don't suck the meat juices
3.) stick it in a container so it doesn't get wet and take careful consideration of placement so the toilet doesn't flood
4.) add a little soap and maybe a scrubbing agent, no need for the chicken, submerge the stain into the fluid and give it a good scrub in the solution, continue as normal
5.) put it in a container and use a sharp knife to stab straight through the lid, you can then use it as leverage to open the lid
6.) use something other than raw seafood, maybe a balloon or some tape
7.) place your anode and cathode at opposite ends of the chips then run a powerful sustained current through them, repeat for the fish. be careful not to electrocute yourself and bring some rubber gloves and boots, chips must come first to prevent cross-contamination. you may want to place it in thermal insulation to speed this up
and get a more even cook
8.) with a steady hand and experience in 3d puzzels, this should be possible! just make sure to protect those sharp edges, reinforce the whole thing and *thoroughly* clean any glass shards out of it
9.) put a large bag over it, prepare to reinforce that bag with multiple layers because of shrapnel and pick or seive out any metal shards before cooking
10.) fill your sink with cold water, place food into a bowl and then partially submerge, the bowl is important because you do not want to flood your meal
Bro this video is just a joke about how bad the life hacks in life channels
@@zjterrablade well these hcks make a lot more sense than what he's parodying so i'm doing it anyway!
this made me laugh almost as hard as the video itself
i didnt even notice the chicken at 4.) lol
What if I want to use the chicken.
I love how just everything slowly spiraled out of control as he lost his sanity
the toilet one lol
the heinz soup one
Video: **starts off by being normal**
Me: nah, its impossible that 'HowToBasics' full video will be normal.
Crazy parts start:
Me: *Yes*
You must be outrageously intelligent
You don't say
his 1 vid was actually normal, it was an april fools special
Cringe
You opened can the wrong way, Microwave does the magic. Trust me.
Ill try that
It works best in an oil fryer
I also heard that phones go great in the microwave, but many have probably heard about that already.
Henrygames pennies shrink in the microwave
WTF WHY THE CAN EXPLODED??? ;-;
imagine dying to become that fucking fish that was used to seal a coke can
This is what happens when you snort lead, kids.
Bro you just posted cringe. Say goodbye
@Zero Ling *LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*
@Zero Ling Guys you can laugh now.
ruclips.net/video/q3JUcjsWYIc/видео.html
Definitely not a rickroll
Definitely not...
(^_-) ︎
︎ ︎ ︎ ︎
Ok, kid
I didn’t know this man was Australian? Representing our country for its values
I like your profile pic
Vlad Schiopu Thank you
LionZ If you look closely, you can see that he bought his food from coles and Coles is an Australian grocery company
LionZ It’s ok, at least you know now :)
Yh bro I went to his house when I went in October last year
Chickens: exist
Howtobasics : imma about the to end this man's whole career
Chickens are female
this is as serious of a howtobasic video as i've ever seen
7:44 After frame analysis I can confirm that the can actually exploded.
I thought it was VFX too but then I watched it back and it legit blew up like a hand grenade
great, now he's making bomb tutorials
Same thing can be accomplished with grenades and cans in a bag. Idk if thats cheaper in the US?
HowToBasic: posts an 8 minute video
House: * chuckles * I'm in danger
Ah yes, the "shoot a laser from a coke bottle to magically repair a cracked phone screen" trick
Love it
vrey duum
@@usharani7702 5munitecraft domb
I just got that video in my reccomended
Specially when it ain't a bottle
@@HyperFleX77 *can
The 3 rules in life:
1. Never make your girlfriend/wife mad
2. Always be happy and healthy
3. *Never let HowToBasic open your food cans*
5-minute Crafts: Im the best life hacker
Troom troom: Silence kid im the best one
Amateurs..
5-minute Crafts: Who was that punk
HTB: *Amateurs*
ruclips.net/video/CmKBtekGwRc/видео.html
Komponen Mesin Tetas dude stop it nobody likes your videos because you self promote
@@komponenmesintetas9763 dude if you want your videos to get veiws then just normally make them, dont promote them like this cause people get annoyed instead of looking at them, you just gotta make videos and wait, it will take a while, but is at least better then everybody being mad at you for spam promoting, because once again, its annoying, not helping promote your channel
@@R0tt3nCloud ever been on Russian youtube? There is many and more people sending links in comment section.
Sorry if i type something wrong
Crazyrussianhacker :
Госуда́рственный гимн Росси́йской Федера́ции
Next life hack: solving Greece’s economy problems with a can of coke
ἕλληνας εἶσαι;
Πω ρε μαλάκα, μακάρι να γινόταν...
@@NiknikChatz μακάρι
@@NiknikChatz Συμφωνώ..
@Anvil anvil
Why do I have a feeling that he has to buy a new house, whenever he makes a video?
Nahh it's the same house because the toilet is the same.
@@user-rv3wj7dw2k Ah, ok, makes sense to me
@@user-rv3wj7dw2k are you racist? Not all toilet are the same!
He's got two houses. One to live in without mess and one to make a mess in...
Bro Momento “Yes I am a toilet racist.”
At first i thought it was normal and be like "omg finally a normal video" but then i realised im wrong
8:15
*Just when you thought he wasn’t gonna use eggs*
8:17
*It will not be a How to Basic video if it doesn't have eggs*
Mom: why don’t you go play with the next door neighbor?
The next door neighbor:
BAHAHH
I'd play with the neighbor. If that is my neighbor.
3:44 I wasn't expecting that😂
That's because you didn't watch HowToBasic’s other videos
@@michew5451 no one knows what is expected from howtobasics
In HowToBasics videos look fine I watched them all and all of those helped I even throw alot of eggs on my mom's car and she really happy :D
@@unluckygirl_123offlinebutn9 the insanity is spreading run for your eggs everyone ruuuun!!!
@@Fennetic AHHHHHH
I like how he literally made tf2 meme with demoman and soupcan in 7:35
Me: "i dont buy it."
(Can Explodes)
(Throws eggs)
Me:"Now thats more like it."
"Oh no, I couldn't seal the chip bag. Guess I have to finish it."
Superman: my superpower is to fly
HowToBasic: I have endless eggs
And ice😭🤣
HowToBasic: I can throw eggs at you until you become an egg.
@@mangouschase lol
His power is to set ice on fire
lol
man this, these life hacks are the best...!!!! 10/10
7:42 almost died from laughing too hard.
Me when seeing the thumbnail:
Why would I want to crack my phone with a laser
You saw 48GB of furry porn all at once on it.
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! why are you every where?
7:40 thanks howtobasic. I've always wanted to see a kitchen explosion with a can of fucking Heinz soup.
Average Lunch Eating Time: 2min 30sec 17ms
Its a joke
Why not Hellmann's mayonaise?
Better idea
Mayo and beans and fucking Heinz soup
I can't believe he showed us how to make an IED. That's my favorite life hack! I use it all the time!
7:42 my brain after 1 second of online class
“Today class, we’re going to simulate the Hiroshima bombing.
@@ayoxe Good thing I live in Nagasa-
Omg sooo true
I think it's more of a "my computer after 1 second of online class"
(8:17) me on my math exam
I love how these just gradually get more and more chaotic
How the hell did we get the same profile, I was just looking at the comments when this happend
@@rayd28481 the bois have met
wow
@@silly_lil_guy yeah
What do you mean more chaotic, They made more sense the more the video went on to me at least like tomato one that one was the easiest to
2:29 I love the fact that he was like "This is fine"
He clogged up the toilet and it's not perfect 😢
911 what is your emergency?
Me: my toilet is clogging 😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹😭😭🥺
7:42 That Explode🤣🤣🤣
7:40 worked perfectly, I’ll save so much money on can openers😍😍😍😍😍😍
Are u sure about that
Money you can then spend on repairing the stove from opening your can!
Yes
You can Also painot your kitchen walls with IT!
Bruh the way the music cuts 💀