He also says "Buy the Space Elf Demon Hunter" - makes sense, the big E has always had a thing for pointy ears. Why do you think he wanted to penetrate the Eldars webway so badly? : www.majorminis.com.au/products/space-elf-demon-hunter
Hey Majorkill. Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, The Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Thank you.
I mean... I think there is some evidence to support this theory, don't remember where I read it but it seems like random and seemingly insignificant workers throughout the imperium get random hunches that push them towards a certain direction from time to time, often leading to the discovery of some heretical plot.
I always took his conversation with Guilliman not so much as a "I don't actually love any of my sons, you're all just tools." but rather him saying that he loves all of humanity with the same love he holds for his Primarch sons. Like, even the most lowly Guardsmen is important to him, and the Primarchs need to understand that they were created to serve and lead, not to be loved and pampered above the rest of humanity
im glad to read different persepctives, having not read it myself. its incredible how people can walk away with such different opinions. Things that are clear as day to me, sometimes randos on the internet dont agree with. this is what I knew in my heart to be true about the emperor, and im glad to see someone say they read it and agree
honestly, the more I read of Warhammer lore, the more the primarchs just seem like spoiled bitches. except Angron. The dude has good reason, it is good for him to be looking out for himself now. But the other ones were made to be gods and then after 2 centuries of coddling were asked to do one thing on their own and acted like daddy beat them or something.
@@connor9785 depends on which primarch. Vulcan continued to protect the citizens. He never broke down. Khan similarly did the same (the White Scars are known for evacuating people even as they fight enemies) and was never really close to any of the other primarchs or Big E. Khan is known to have legitimately hating Fulgrim and Lion'el. Both were way too prideful and loved to boast endlessly. Meanwhile Khan never boasted or talked about his victories. When Fulgrim tried to goad Khan into a duel, Sanguinius flat out told him he would lose horribly then turned to look at Lion'el and said you too would lose. None of them tried to contadict him as all knew he was gifted with foresight, though Fulgrim absolutely HATED hearing it.
@@connor9785 the only really good primarchs in my opionion are the ones like sanginius jaghatai khan, vulkan and leman russ mainly because if you think about it their the most humanlike and noble out of all the primarchs (yes leman russ is noble to a degree) although i think the only primarch to truly reach their potential to the fullest was sanguinius, mainly becasue he was the most noble and good .
Or Guilliman was hearing the numerous fractured pieces of his father's soul each having its own personality desperately being knitted together long enough to have a coherent conversation. Big E right now has literal multiple personality disorders
The biggest issue for Big E is to speak in a way that doesn't kill the recipient. He has a much easier time talking with Celestine for example. When Guilliman spoke with him he got several meanings whenever he spoke. For example when Big E called him by name he also heard primarch, soldier, 13, tool, son. For me that is about Big E beeing shattered, different parts of him seeing the primarchs as different things.
I imagine it's very hard for him to communicate with a normal person without incinerating and consuming their soul by accident. That's probably why sometimes it's just a little poke, and sometimes it's "I AM NOW AN AVATAR OF HOLY FIRE AND LIGHT!" it's probably hard for him to gauge the exact amount of power he puts into it. Sororitas, Astartes, Custodes, and Inquisitors are probably easier to talk to because they're all stronger mentally, and he doesn't have to fine-tune as much.
He spoke exactly the same to Sanguinius when he found him, so it is not him being shattered, it is about communicating telepathically by thoughts and ideas.
The Emperor did call Guilliman, "My last loyal son, my pride, my greatest triumph." It was too overwhelming that it burned Guilliman's mind during his fight with Mortarion.
In my own opinion that's just like being proud of a trophy on a shelf unexpectedly being really shiny after a bad day at work, not really something you feel a need to brag about but a good pick-me-up when the day hasn't been too good.
@@benjamindavidson4680nah the emperor cares for his people if he didn’t he wouldn’t allow them free will or choice he’s simply control their minds and make them obey he made mistakes so what? It’s better in every way than chaos it’s better than being a slave to be cast aside and tortured for some dark monsters amusement I would die and fight for the imperium because it’s way better than what I’ve seen chaos do they are pure unabridged evil I’ve seen their shrines and the blood and heard the screams of their victims hell no not ever I would die before I allowed chaos to do what they want.
Emperor to Ciaphas Cain in a dream, "I just wanted to say that you genuinely amuse me and make me smile." Cain: "Wait, rea-..." E: "Now a mind wipe so you can carry on messing with everyone, especially those amateur 'Gods' in the warp."
Pretty sure the Emperor also destroyed Nurgle’s cauldron which is insane. That would be like going up to Khorne and smashing all the skulls on his big ass skull throne.
@@therandomartist3201 The Flood: Deal with it, False God! You are but a corpse to my omnipotent power! Khorne: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? The Flood: A corpse. I have destroyed entire concepts before. You are no different.
I read the book recently featuring that part with the lowly crewman and the nurglite daemon. He was the ships ace pilot, he abandoned his post because he saw a divine ghostly apparition of a woman and followed her down to an engine room where he found the daemon. He lured it into a trap and burned it and himself to death, except he survived and was kept alive with heavy augmetics after he was found.
That's my personal theory as well, that the whole thing was meant to be a motivating lie: *Guilliman:* I'm just meant to be a tool?! Well screw you, old man! This "tool" is going to go and unfuck everything in spite of what you think! (Guilliman storms out) *Big E:* ...That's my boy.
Big E : I'd ask you to go on a biggest crusade since the Great crusade, but I don't think you could pull it off. Guilliman : Hold my Eldar beer and watch this.
They all know their purpose was to expand the Imperium, but they also heard what they wanted to from when they met him with all kinds of titles coming up in their kind from general to son to weapon
**Meanwhile in the Warp** Malcador: My lord, I wish to speak with you. Emperor: Very well, Malcador. Tell me your thoughts. Malcador: My lord, I wish not to be impudent...but did you really have to talk the boy like that? Emperor: **sighs** I know how it sounded. But do you not see the state of everything that I hold so dearly? The Chaos Gods are all mocking me to my face. That green, corpulent one irks me the most. While he may not admittedly have the same physical or psionic prowess as his siblings, he is one of the best if not the best tactician that the Imperium has at the moment. However, that is not enough for me. Between the Tyranids, the Orks, Chaos, and my Imperium, the prognosis of the latter waxes more grim with each passing moment in the material realm. I need Guilliman to be both focused, tactically aggressive, and most of all, I need to stoke the fires of vengeance in every fiber of his being. If he is not at least adequately capable of all three of those, then the Imperium will inevitably die, slowly and painfully. Malcador: M-...my lord, I must apologize... I meant n-... Emperor: I know you did not. But now that a loyal son of mine is now in the roiling fray, and that I...even now see that the fires of vengeance are starting burn, maybe, just maybe the Imperium one day will come back stronger than ever. Malcador: I hope you are right...for both our sakes, and for the sake of every child, human, abhuman, Astartes, Custodes, and all the like...
You forgot the servant clerk and the other paper pushers all recieving some type of sign about one segment of the galaxy. One dropped her tarro deck to a perfect spread onto the papers. Another spilled ink that made a perfect aquilla So on an so forth.
The thing with the Emperor is he's learning on the job. He doesn't have anything to base his capabilities off of. Imagine you're barely holding up a heavy object from crushing you. You'd be very hesitant to try and take a step. I feel like that was the emperor for most of the time he's been sitting on the golden thrown. Now with the warp opening up it's like a bit a weight got lifted off. Not much but enough to make a difference.
Choas Gods: AH THE RIFT HAS OPENED! THE GALAXY DIVIDED! CHAOS REIGNS!!! Emperor: *wakes up slightly, cures a god killing virus and sets Nurggle on fire before going back to sleep* The Chaos Gods: "fuck..." Tzeench: *Laughing his ass off*
I like to think that the emperor did love his sons, that aspect of him was elsewhere when he talked to Guilliman. At least I hope, Im assuming as much because when the emperor met Sanguinius, his thoughts came to the angel and words like primarch/general/weapon/son all rhymed together in his head.
@@joseonwalking8666 It could be anything, there is no consistency. But that could be true too, among his Custodes he referred to them as numbers. Wouldnt want a bodyguard to have sympathy and hesitate to kill a primarch because he remembers when the emperor called him a dear son.
The emperor viewed the primarchs as tools and tools only. During the unremembered empire story arc guilliman himself confesses that he was sure of this and i'm sure he notes how other primarchs must think the same, sanguinius among them. Look at what happened with angron. Upon discovery, the emperor was knocked back by one of his sons who chose to die with a bunch of half starved renegades for nothing rather than help the king of the space nazis make the galaxy his own playground. Did the emperor try and help him, possibly endearing himself to his errant primarch? Na, he tore him away from his people, left them to die and ensured angron would forever hate him and, lo and behold, he turned on him the first half chance he got
@@yerauldda6955 part of the reason he didnt help him was because of the fact that the world that enslaved angron had happily allied with the imperium without a fight, the emperor didnt want to ruin his relations immediately with this new world, and they likely had asked him to deal with that rebel army aswell. The emperor should still have rescued the entire army including angron but whatever
The type of format, presentation and self-aware fun ( and more importantly funny ) delivery of an irreverent stand-up. A Clown Dancing for Sins of Mankind. Is the gold standard of you tubing IMHO. You are the one who got me sucked back into the Lore and the conceptual story telling side of the hobby after all those lost years. Now if some could combine all this somehow with the poefaced Lore of Lovecraft that would be really something.
Hes good for the franchise as far as I can tell. Since, if I sourced lore from most places I'd think this entire community was humorless fanfic writers.
Not just the Garden, he destroyed Nurgle's plague cauldron! And Nurgle ran away. The chaos gods are willing to fight each other, most have even traded blows with Gork and Mork. Big E shows up and they simply run away. It is telling about the level of strength we are dealing with.
@@Nempo13that's fucking Terrifying to think of that gods fear this man that refuses to be called one maybe because he knows deep down man is stronger than God
im just like the emperor, bot of us are sitting on a golden throne, the only difference is im holding my soul together so I don't pass out birthing a chocolate mountain.
Majorkill how could you forget the part when the Big E literally manifested from a priest and destroyed nurgles coldren it was the reason why the imperium won the plague wars
He sees them as sons as well. There's multiple sources supporting that including the one where Guilliman speaks to him in the throne room. He's fragmented and all his opinions hit Guilliman at once including "tool" and "son"
According to Imperial chroniclers he once said "You might want to clear the Golden Throne Room, I'm about to let go a fart that has been bottled up for a thousand years." It's a cruel world.
The fact that He just made a huge effort to say one thing that required Him to get all of his fragments to just call Mortarion a little bitch somehow makes it all better. What a Chad.
A perfect example of what Yuri Bezmenov called demoralization. It's very serious. Look up his "warning to the west". The 5 minute version is fine to start with.
Hey majorkill , would be pretty cool to have a video on how each other the primarchs would have reacted to being in Guillimans situations now , and how they would have viewed the modern day imperium and run it
none of them would do as well as guilleman would just based on what their roles are but i would pay to see some one like jaghatai khan or sanguinius in this position
This video reminded me of that time in tts when spirit emperor was yelling at throne emperor and was like "no nooo throne emperor send the ultramarines they are our only hope" followed by tzeench just laughing at him
I don't think its quite clear-cut that the Big-E's convo with G-Man shows he always thought of the Primarchs as tools. He used lots of words like Son, 13th, etc... IMO part of him does (or at least did) have some sort of fraternal bond with some of the Primarchs - probably Sang, Horus, Russ, Magnus, Corax, Vulkan and probably one or two others...
Yeah, I don’t see why everyone is so laser focused on “tool”. Like, i can easily imagine being very high and asleep, and then being awoken by someone I love. I can imagine that a bunch of words for that person would go through my mind, not all of which were flattering if you were to look at them as their own descriptor. For instance, I might think of my dog as “friend, beast, child, guardian, annoyance.” That doesn’t mean I see my dog as one giant annoyance, just that one aspect of my relationship ship with my dog is that she annoys me at times. The Emperor saw Guilliman as a son, a servant, a soldier, a tool, and probably dozens of other words. I think the conversation was meant to show the Emperor’s fractured and barely lucid state of mind more than anything else, but everyone just focuses on one word
Man really pulled all of his consciousness for the first time in 10,000 years just to diss his Plague infested son for being Plague infested in the first place.
I had always thought that The Sisters of Battle dyed their hair to Honor their Martyr for coming through one of them in a time of need. You learn something new every video here.
I once asked a friend of mine what would happen if Holy Terra was teleported into the Eye of Terror and the Emperor feed on its nearly unlimited Warp energy instead of thousands of Psyckers every day. My friend said it would probably end badly.
You're forgetting all the stuff the Emperor has said since he got the Text to Speech device installed in the Golden Throne. Turns out 100 years of living death leaves you with a LOT of snarky quips to make towards anyone and everyone.
I just wanted majorkill to know something may be going on with this channels comment section. So the guy who replied claimed I won ps5, hoodies, and major kill gift card. If it was the real person, I am an idiot, but it felt kinda Nigerian princy....if you pay shipping, I will send items. Do not fall for it.
@@stevekeenan9673 you are right. Unless it is the actual account of the content creator, pay it no mind. ESPECIALLY, if it has WhatsApp anywhere in the account name. This is a known scam
0:09 not so long ago I started warching "if emperor had a text-to-speach device" ans I just can't look at this picture of emperor the same way, it's quite ironic that the episode is about emeror talking hah
Bad move! If the Emperor even leaves the Imperial Palace, that warp rift below will open up and swallow the planet whole. It's kind of the reason why the Emperor cannot leave Terra at all, even if he wanted to, and there is no one else with the psychic might to keep the Golden Throne running. Even if the Perpetual powers in the Emperor would be enough to revive him, how long do you think it takes for the warp rift to swallow humanity's homeworld world before the Emperor recovers?
Once upon a time, from the depths of the palace, from within the withering carcass sitting on eternal throne, across all corners of the universe our lord could be heard, those were the fabled times of TTS, before GeeDoublui and their C&Ds.
Tryna' be edgelord but actually just kangaroo-drift'n his way to a "do not recommend." Sorry, mate-- I put up with it for a while but, the "cum blast" line actually made me turn around to actively stop this shit.
Seriously bro, I'm trying to show my wife the lore and not make Warhammer look like the incel cesspool it is. Then we watch this video and it's "cum blast" and "blowjobs" every 2 seconds. This dude needs to touch grass.
Emps: "Morty" Stinky moth poo poo baby "I dont want to be cured" Emps: "you little bitch" *Ignites mortarion and nurgles realm on fire* *refuses to elaborate further* *leaves*
*spacemarine 2 spoiler*. It's pretty much confirmed that the voice at the end of the campaign that says "rise, son of Guilliman" to Titus is in fact the Emperor.
The Aquilan Shield Host were last seen discussing the Emperor's affinity for BBQ sauce after Brother Valorian (5 hours later) Unicorn Death strike the 3rd saw it in a dream. Space Elf Demon Hunter does look good, also obligatory asking Majorkill for a Mini of the Late Old Man of Armageddon.
If I think about the emperor's being a shitty father, he probably done it on purpose to avoid the corruption from nurgle because nurgle is not just a god of disease but also a god of nature and nurture
I've been getting to learn about 40K and your videos have been a hoot ! I'm starting to read my first book and I feel like a kid again, it's a lot of fun. Thanks and happy holidays :)
@@luciferthedoberman8991 Dark Imperium Godblight. I wanted to read the part where the emperor possesses Guilliman ^^ I'll read the whole Horus Heresy afterwards
The Emperor spoke orders to me. He wanted four double whoppers with cheese and bacon, two large chocolate shakes, a bucket of potato ole's with sour cream, and three five-layer burritos.
And here he spoke to me wanting two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Wait, what about that time the Emperor told Saint Celestine to hold off Kharn in order for a cell of Alpha Legion from the Horus Heresy era to escape with a mini-Astronomicon? 😅
There was also a moment where the emperor, or at least a short of him, attempted to engage Ahriman in the Thousand Suns trilogy. I Can't Remember full context but the thousand suns were in the warp and A Shard of the emperor engaged with him, had a conversation with them, and tried to encourage them to do something other than what they were trying to do
Fun things about the Goge Vandire death, the Emperor warned him through symbolism. When Sebastian Thor started gaining followers, Vandire sent a fleet to crush the rebellion. The fleet was torn apart in a warp storm called "The Emperor's Wrath." When Dominica executed Vandire, the rosarius around his neck, the energy shield that was supposed to represent the protection of the Emperor, did not activate in that moment.. It never even flickered.
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He also says "Buy the Space Elf Demon Hunter" - makes sense, the big E has always had a thing for pointy ears. Why do you think he wanted to penetrate the Eldars webway so badly? : www.majorminis.com.au/products/space-elf-demon-hunter
Happy new year Autist
Why do we need a girl in Warhammer cosplay when we got hot stud like you
I do recall him saying he wanted to open the webway for the purpose of cheap eldar prostitutes...
Dude this model feels like Ilidan Stormage! You made me watch old Warcraft Cinematics
Hey Majorkill. Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, The Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Thank you.
I like to imagine the emporer himself just randomly saying "hello" or "happy birthday" to the rank and file servants from time to time.
I mean... I think there is some evidence to support this theory, don't remember where I read it but it seems like random and seemingly insignificant workers throughout the imperium get random hunches that push them towards a certain direction from time to time, often leading to the discovery of some heretical plot.
*Random guardsman just has a heart attack from Big E whispering in his ear*
@@aidenchristian4497it would demolish a normal persons mind and body
I can only imagine this in his quick TTS voice.
P
chaos: *opens another great rift* “surely it can’t be that bad this time!”
the big e: *stands up*
chaos: “oh shit.”
**Emperor's Palace starts rumbling with Aztec/High Gothic dubstep**
AYAYAYAYAYYYYY...!!!
@@krzysztofbyrtek7848 constantine: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!”
big e and malcador:
i chuckled well
@@synergy8879 hell yeah
@@synergy8879 lmao
I always took his conversation with Guilliman not so much as a "I don't actually love any of my sons, you're all just tools." but rather him saying that he loves all of humanity with the same love he holds for his Primarch sons. Like, even the most lowly Guardsmen is important to him, and the Primarchs need to understand that they were created to serve and lead, not to be loved and pampered above the rest of humanity
im glad to read different persepctives, having not read it myself. its incredible how people can walk away with such different opinions. Things that are clear as day to me, sometimes randos on the internet dont agree with. this is what I knew in my heart to be true about the emperor, and im glad to see someone say they read it and agree
honestly, the more I read of Warhammer lore, the more the primarchs just seem like spoiled bitches. except Angron. The dude has good reason, it is good for him to be looking out for himself now. But the other ones were made to be gods and then after 2 centuries of coddling were asked to do one thing on their own and acted like daddy beat them or something.
@@connor9785 depends on which primarch. Vulcan continued to protect the citizens. He never broke down. Khan similarly did the same (the White Scars are known for evacuating people even as they fight enemies) and was never really close to any of the other primarchs or Big E. Khan is known to have legitimately hating Fulgrim and Lion'el. Both were way too prideful and loved to boast endlessly. Meanwhile Khan never boasted or talked about his victories. When Fulgrim tried to goad Khan into a duel, Sanguinius flat out told him he would lose horribly then turned to look at Lion'el and said you too would lose. None of them tried to contadict him as all knew he was gifted with foresight, though Fulgrim absolutely HATED hearing it.
@@connor9785 the only really good primarchs in my opionion are the ones like sanginius jaghatai khan, vulkan and leman russ mainly because if you think about it their the most humanlike and noble out of all the primarchs (yes leman russ is noble to a degree) although i think the only primarch to truly reach their potential to the fullest was sanguinius, mainly becasue he was the most noble and good .
Or Guilliman was hearing the numerous fractured pieces of his father's soul each having its own personality desperately being knitted together long enough to have a coherent conversation. Big E right now has literal multiple personality disorders
“About fucking time”
-emperor first words on the throne
"I have so many things to complain about."
@@MURPHYCHACHOWho are these ultramarines?
How i feel waiting for this video to start
@@Altacc-xo9xn Why do they have a toilet seat as their symbol?
The Man-Emperor of Mankind can speak through the Text to Speech Device where He aired out so many things He was dying to say for 10,000 years.
@Mal Theri The emperor is no more a god than Horus was. If anything, Horus had more right to call himself a god.
@maltheri9833 manclesiarch If you please.
Could i take a sip from the manclesical fountain of Aspirin please?
the very manly-manperor
Not anymore he can’t… thanks GW :(
The biggest issue for Big E is to speak in a way that doesn't kill the recipient. He has a much easier time talking with Celestine for example.
When Guilliman spoke with him he got several meanings whenever he spoke. For example when Big E called him by name he also heard primarch, soldier, 13, tool, son. For me that is about Big E beeing shattered, different parts of him seeing the primarchs as different things.
I imagine it's very hard for him to communicate with a normal person without incinerating and consuming their soul by accident. That's probably why sometimes it's just a little poke, and sometimes it's "I AM NOW AN AVATAR OF HOLY FIRE AND LIGHT!" it's probably hard for him to gauge the exact amount of power he puts into it. Sororitas, Astartes, Custodes, and Inquisitors are probably easier to talk to because they're all stronger mentally, and he doesn't have to fine-tune as much.
The star child is definitely the shard that called Guilliman "son"
I desperately wanna read this bit
@@dmgroberts5471is "stronger mentaly," really the correct term for "able to survive warp based psychic helfire,"?
He spoke exactly the same to Sanguinius when he found him, so it is not him being shattered, it is about communicating telepathically by thoughts and ideas.
The Emperor did call Guilliman, "My last loyal son, my pride, my greatest triumph." It was too overwhelming that it burned Guilliman's mind during his fight with Mortarion.
In my own opinion that's just like being proud of a trophy on a shelf unexpectedly being really shiny after a bad day at work, not really something you feel a need to brag about but a good pick-me-up when the day hasn't been too good.
@@benjamindavidson4680that’s exactly how Guilliman saw it.
That's not what the Emperor said at all, but OK@@benjamindavidson4680
That's actually beautiful.
@@benjamindavidson4680nah the emperor cares for his people if he didn’t he wouldn’t allow them free will or choice he’s simply control their minds and make them obey he made mistakes so what? It’s better in every way than chaos it’s better than being a slave to be cast aside and tortured for some dark monsters amusement I would die and fight for the imperium because it’s way better than what I’ve seen chaos do they are pure unabridged evil I’ve seen their shrines and the blood and heard the screams of their victims hell no not ever I would die before I allowed chaos to do what they want.
-oh cool a warhammer lore video seems interesting I haven't watched this guy
-mentions guycum literally every 10 seconds
😭😂
FR
FR this dude's gross
“… her hair had turned white from the emperor’s psychic c** blast”💀😦
Yea...
Emperor to Ciaphas Cain in a dream, "I just wanted to say that you genuinely amuse me and make me smile."
Cain: "Wait, rea-..."
E: "Now a mind wipe so you can carry on messing with everyone, especially those amateur 'Gods' in the warp."
Woah
Pretty sure the Emperor also destroyed Nurgle’s cauldron which is insane. That would be like going up to Khorne and smashing all the skulls on his big ass skull throne.
“Fuck your DIY throne!”
“NO MY SKULLS!”
@@therandomartist3201 That's what he got for ordering from The Wish.
@@therandomartist3201 The Flood: Deal with it, False God! You are but a corpse to my omnipotent power!
Khorne: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
The Flood: A corpse. I have destroyed entire concepts before. You are no different.
@@orrorsaness5942 yeah no. the flood can’t handle warp spaghetti.
That's a lot of skulls.
“I suspect he was high on narcotics” -Rogal Dorn, TTS
This is true
@@InterrogatorchaplainAsmodai MAKE HIM REPENT!!!
@@ThePraetoriarch REEEEEPPPPPEEEEEEEENNNNNNNTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rogal Dono ba dum tss
“Father,have you ever heard of the expression you are what you eat? Because you are acting like an ever growing mass of psychic children”
I read the book recently featuring that part with the lowly crewman and the nurglite daemon. He was the ships ace pilot, he abandoned his post because he saw a divine ghostly apparition of a woman and followed her down to an engine room where he found the daemon. He lured it into a trap and burned it and himself to death, except he survived and was kept alive with heavy augmetics after he was found.
What book is that from? Sound dope
Battlefleet Gothic: Execution Hour
is that gigachad ok?
what is he doing now?
@@ivanelias3916 Last I saw of him, he was outflying Eldar pilots. Saved the capitol ship from a squadron of Eldar bombers.
I heard a theory that said that he disheartened Guilliman to indirectly motivate him to start the Indomitus crusade
That's my personal theory as well, that the whole thing was meant to be a motivating lie:
*Guilliman:* I'm just meant to be a tool?! Well screw you, old man! This "tool" is going to go and unfuck everything in spite of what you think!
(Guilliman storms out)
*Big E:* ...That's my boy.
Big E : I'd ask you to go on a biggest crusade since the Great crusade, but I don't think you could pull it off.
Guilliman : Hold my Eldar beer and watch this.
You mean he used him like a… tool ;)
They all know their purpose was to expand the Imperium, but they also heard what they wanted to from when they met him with all kinds of titles coming up in their kind from general to son to weapon
**Meanwhile in the Warp**
Malcador: My lord, I wish to speak with you.
Emperor: Very well, Malcador. Tell me your thoughts.
Malcador: My lord, I wish not to be impudent...but did you really have to talk the boy like that?
Emperor: **sighs** I know how it sounded. But do you not see the state of everything that I hold so dearly? The Chaos Gods are all mocking me to my face. That green, corpulent one irks me the most. While he may not admittedly have the same physical or psionic prowess as his siblings, he is one of the best if not the best tactician that the Imperium has at the moment. However, that is not enough for me. Between the Tyranids, the Orks, Chaos, and my Imperium, the prognosis of the latter waxes more grim with each passing moment in the material realm. I need Guilliman to be both focused, tactically aggressive, and most of all, I need to stoke the fires of vengeance in every fiber of his being. If he is not at least adequately capable of all three of those, then the Imperium will inevitably die, slowly and painfully.
Malcador: M-...my lord, I must apologize... I meant n-...
Emperor: I know you did not. But now that a loyal son of mine is now in the roiling fray, and that I...even now see that the fires of vengeance are starting burn, maybe, just maybe the Imperium one day will come back stronger than ever.
Malcador: I hope you are right...for both our sakes, and for the sake of every child, human, abhuman, Astartes, Custodes, and all the like...
Emperor just trolling. One day he'll stand up and stretch and go like 'that was a good nap'
You forgot the servant clerk and the other paper pushers all recieving some type of sign about one segment of the galaxy.
One dropped her tarro deck to a perfect spread onto the papers.
Another spilled ink that made a perfect aquilla
So on an so forth.
Is this legit I don't know the lore is so deep this could be but nobody knows for sure
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Dawn of Fire Avenging Son
What are these events from? I'd like to read about these
@@CreateHarmony Tried didn't get a clear answer not all things are easy to access on the internet
The thing with the Emperor is he's learning on the job. He doesn't have anything to base his capabilities off of. Imagine you're barely holding up a heavy object from crushing you. You'd be very hesitant to try and take a step. I feel like that was the emperor for most of the time he's been sitting on the golden thrown. Now with the warp opening up it's like a bit a weight got lifted off. Not much but enough to make a difference.
ooh good analogy
Choas Gods: AH THE RIFT HAS OPENED! THE GALAXY DIVIDED! CHAOS REIGNS!!!
Emperor: *wakes up slightly, cures a god killing virus and sets Nurggle on fire before going back to sleep*
The Chaos Gods: "fuck..."
Tzeench: *Laughing his ass off*
The Man-Emperor of Mankind also hunted down many vampires of various bloodlines from the Curse of Cain under the alias of Big D.
Yeah, that’s also the first time he met malcador, under the alias of the Great and Mighty Kevin
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Gasp! So thats Who and what Kevin is!
Unfortunately for the Emperor, He’s still not a good father.
@@Franz0818 back in the 3rd millennium he wasn't as bad as he was in the 31st
@@loganjblack still didn't take his schizo pills
I like to think that the emperor did love his sons, that aspect of him was elsewhere when he talked to Guilliman.
At least I hope, Im assuming as much because when the emperor met Sanguinius, his thoughts came to the angel
and words like primarch/general/weapon/son all rhymed together in his head.
I think he tells Guilliman this along with other things to tell him their greater purpose. He had plans for them.
@@joseonwalking8666 It could be anything, there is no consistency.
But that could be true too, among his Custodes he referred to them as numbers.
Wouldnt want a bodyguard to have sympathy and hesitate to kill a primarch because he remembers when the emperor called him a dear son.
The emperor viewed the primarchs as tools and tools only. During the unremembered empire story arc guilliman himself confesses that he was sure of this and i'm sure he notes how other primarchs must think the same, sanguinius among them. Look at what happened with angron. Upon discovery, the emperor was knocked back by one of his sons who chose to die with a bunch of half starved renegades for nothing rather than help the king of the space nazis make the galaxy his own playground. Did the emperor try and help him, possibly endearing himself to his errant primarch? Na, he tore him away from his people, left them to die and ensured angron would forever hate him and, lo and behold, he turned on him the first half chance he got
@@yerauldda6955 part of the reason he didnt help him was because of the fact that the world that enslaved angron had happily allied with the imperium without a fight, the emperor didnt want to ruin his relations immediately with this new world, and they likely had asked him to deal with that rebel army aswell. The emperor should still have rescued the entire army including angron but whatever
@@yerauldda6955 The Imperium isn't 'Nazi' lmao.
Video doesn't start until 2:00
Fkn ridiculous
Cheers champ
I thank majorkill for existing. he’s always a funny hooligan explaining Warhammer like it’s an easy thing to do.
Yeah his simple yet in depth explanations are phenomenal.
He is a huge nerd. Nerds are great at explaining shit
The type of format, presentation and self-aware fun ( and more importantly funny ) delivery of an irreverent stand-up. A Clown Dancing for Sins of Mankind. Is the gold standard of you tubing IMHO. You are the one who got me sucked back into the Lore and the conceptual story telling side of the hobby after all those lost years. Now if some could combine all this somehow with the poefaced Lore of Lovecraft that would be really something.
Hes good for the franchise as far as I can tell. Since, if I sourced lore from most places I'd think this entire community was humorless fanfic writers.
Great year Majorkill. Been with you for years now, your still in my top 5 WH 40k lore masters
The Emperor destroying Nurgle's Garden was such a shocking moment to read
Not just the Garden, he destroyed Nurgle's plague cauldron! And Nurgle ran away. The chaos gods are willing to fight each other, most have even traded blows with Gork and Mork. Big E shows up and they simply run away. It is telling about the level of strength we are dealing with.
@@Nempo13that's fucking Terrifying to think of that gods fear this man that refuses to be called one maybe because he knows deep down man is stronger than God
@@goldenwind7138 he does have a sword that can make them go night night permanently
@@Frostknight231That's Robute's now, isn't it?
im just like the emperor, bot of us are sitting on a golden throne, the only difference is im holding my soul together so I don't pass out birthing a chocolate mountain.
Same, same
Just scream “UNLEASH THE DOOKIE BOMB” and you’ll be fine.
Relatable
Majorkill how could you forget the part when the Big E literally manifested from a priest and destroyed nurgles coldren it was the reason why the imperium won the plague wars
Wait I thought he simply set the garden on fire. Can you share more about this piece? (I don't read the books and simply follow through youtubers)
I read the books and I don't remember the cauldron breaking, the emperor only burned nurgles personal garden
@@cheese9300 Really? Even from Nurgle’s perspective?
That was in Real Space on a corrupted Garden World. Kugath had the Cauldren, not sure if it broke or just got send back to the Warp.
You forgot the part where he focused all his power and mind to say the holy words: "Pineapple does not belong onto Pizza."
He sees them as sons as well. There's multiple sources supporting that including the one where Guilliman speaks to him in the throne room. He's fragmented and all his opinions hit Guilliman at once including "tool" and "son"
According to Imperial chroniclers he once said "You might want to clear the Golden Throne Room, I'm about to let go a fart that has been bottled up for a thousand years." It's a cruel world.
The fact that He just made a huge effort to say one thing that required Him to get all of his fragments to just call Mortarion a little bitch somehow makes it all better. What a Chad.
Sometimes, the catharsis is worth the effort, clearly.
@@Sorain1 Like Trazyn breaking into Orikan's Tomb World just to shoot Orikan in the face.
What is up with your affixation with semen
for real lmao
Every metaphor for Big E taking an action was a "cumblast".
Once is funny, 5th time is annoying.
dude has porn addiction and it shows. probably wouldnt survive if he havent had his 5th wank for the day
Dude, I was about to ask the same question lmao
A perfect example of what Yuri Bezmenov called demoralization. It's very serious. Look up his "warning to the west". The 5 minute version is fine to start with.
He said to Titus, "Rise son of Guilliman".
"Turn off Guillimans life support."
Hey majorkill , would be pretty cool to have a video on how each other the primarchs would have reacted to being in Guillimans situations now , and how they would have viewed the modern day imperium and run it
Dude I beg you keep commenting this is would be such a cool video
@@jonathan6401 🫡good soldiers follow orders , sti going strong
none of them would do as well as guilleman would just based on what their roles are but i would pay to see some one like jaghatai khan or sanguinius in this position
@@jonathonmartin8999Sanguinius should’ve survived and been reborn instead of Gulliman. Change my mind
You can add when the Emperor speaks to Titus at the end of SM2
This video reminded me of that time in tts when spirit emperor was yelling at throne emperor and was like "no nooo throne emperor send the ultramarines they are our only hope" followed by tzeench just laughing at him
I don't think its quite clear-cut that the Big-E's convo with G-Man shows he always thought of the Primarchs as tools. He used lots of words like Son, 13th, etc... IMO part of him does (or at least did) have some sort of fraternal bond with some of the Primarchs - probably Sang, Horus, Russ, Magnus, Corax, Vulkan and probably one or two others...
Yeah, I don’t see why everyone is so laser focused on “tool”. Like, i can easily imagine being very high and asleep, and then being awoken by someone I love. I can imagine that a bunch of words for that person would go through my mind, not all of which were flattering if you were to look at them as their own descriptor. For instance, I might think of my dog as “friend, beast, child, guardian, annoyance.” That doesn’t mean I see my dog as one giant annoyance, just that one aspect of my relationship ship with my dog is that she annoys me at times. The Emperor saw Guilliman as a son, a servant, a soldier, a tool, and probably dozens of other words. I think the conversation was meant to show the Emperor’s fractured and barely lucid state of mind more than anything else, but everyone just focuses on one word
Video starts at 2:00
The emperor is moving closer to his second comming. He's drawing close to returning with god like power.
Day 1 of asking Majorkill to make a video on what happened to the bodies of the dead Primarchs.
You can never not appreciate Majorkill's advertising perfection. If marketing companies had this man I wouldn't even use adblock on his videos.
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Still, I'm amazed the Big-E set Nurgle and his worlds ablaze as a retort and a warning. It's just epic.
Bro there's literally a show about all the wacky things the emperor's says and he even....oh wait. RIP TTS 💔
We have now heard him telling Titus to get up during space marine 2
[ABOUT FUCKING TIME. I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT]
~ The God(?)-Emperor of Mankind, in an alternate universe, M41.
Could you perhaps make a video covering the Ark Mechanicus Speranza?
Man really pulled all of his consciousness for the first time in 10,000 years just to diss his Plague infested son for being Plague infested in the first place.
I had always thought that The Sisters of Battle dyed their hair to Honor their Martyr for coming through one of them in a time of need. You learn something new every video here.
"Rise, son of Guilliman!"
I once asked a friend of mine what would happen if Holy Terra was teleported into the Eye of Terror and the Emperor feed on its nearly unlimited Warp energy instead of thousands of Psyckers every day. My friend said it would probably end badly.
For who tho?
You're forgetting all the stuff the Emperor has said since he got the Text to Speech device installed in the Golden Throne. Turns out 100 years of living death leaves you with a LOT of snarky quips to make towards anyone and everyone.
The emperor also told the adeptus mechanicus the primarchs were just tools which impressed him as they expected him to be more fatherly
I just wanted majorkill to know something may be going on with this channels comment section. So the guy who replied claimed I won ps5, hoodies, and major kill gift card. If it was the real person, I am an idiot, but it felt kinda Nigerian princy....if you pay shipping, I will send items. Do not fall for it.
@@stevekeenan9673 you are right. Unless it is the actual account of the content creator, pay it no mind. ESPECIALLY, if it has WhatsApp anywhere in the account name. This is a known scam
6:00 "Who knows, Ian. Maybe this will be my next movie."
"Next movie."
*"Next Movie."*
*" N E X T M O V I E . "*
*[D U M P Y G R I M B O]*
IAN WATSON, SEWER GOBLIN EXTRAORDINAAAAAAIRE
I miss If the Emperor had Text-to-Speech
We all do
We can add, "Rise. Son of Guilliman." to the list.
0:09 not so long ago I started warching "if emperor had a text-to-speach device" ans I just can't look at this picture of emperor the same way, it's quite ironic that the episode is about emeror talking hah
Imagine if they put the emperor in a Dreadnought
Unfortunatlely he is currently a skeleton, you need to have flesh to be hooked up to a Mind Impulse Unit (MIU for short), so no.
Just a Dreadnought? Big E deserves a WARLORD TITAN ;P
Just mount the imperial palace on an imperator class Titan and hook the guns up to the throne already 😂
Bad move! If the Emperor even leaves the Imperial Palace, that warp rift below will open up and swallow the planet whole. It's kind of the reason why the Emperor cannot leave Terra at all, even if he wanted to, and there is no one else with the psychic might to keep the Golden Throne running. Even if the Perpetual powers in the Emperor would be enough to revive him, how long do you think it takes for the warp rift to swallow humanity's homeworld world before the Emperor recovers?
@@kennycai8695 teleport him on a ship and nuke the planet. Have him chill on a pleasure planet with some hot sisters of silence for a few days. ❤
Once upon a time, from the depths of the palace, from within the withering carcass sitting on eternal throne, across all corners of the universe our lord could be heard, those were the fabled times of TTS, before GeeDoublui and their C&Ds.
Tryna' be edgelord but actually just kangaroo-drift'n his way to a "do not recommend." Sorry, mate-- I put up with it for a while but, the "cum blast" line actually made me turn around to actively stop this shit.
Seriously bro, I'm trying to show my wife the lore and not make Warhammer look like the incel cesspool it is. Then we watch this video and it's "cum blast" and "blowjobs" every 2 seconds.
This dude needs to touch grass.
Cheers to another great year, Majorkill. Your growth rate since I first started watching has been insane!
Been waiting for a video like this
Guilliman: Father I have returned.
Emperor: My Son.
Guilliman: Yes Father?
Emperor: I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Emps: "Morty"
Stinky moth poo poo baby "I dont want to be cured"
Emps: "you little bitch" *Ignites mortarion and nurgles realm on fire*
*refuses to elaborate further* *leaves*
Imagine having an emperor not say ”summon the elector counts” even once during his reign
Keep up the great work mate! Keep being an absolute legend! Love the content.
*spacemarine 2 spoiler*.
It's pretty much confirmed that the voice at the end of the campaign that says "rise, son of Guilliman" to Titus is in fact the Emperor.
The Aquilan Shield Host were last seen discussing the Emperor's affinity for BBQ sauce after Brother Valorian (5 hours later) Unicorn Death strike the 3rd saw it in a dream.
Space Elf Demon Hunter does look good, also obligatory asking Majorkill for a Mini of the Late Old Man of Armageddon.
Is that from tts specials? I can't remember correctly
@@guardianofthetoasters2323 Yes it's a TTS reference when Kitten is gathering his Shield Host the Aquilan Shield is discussing BBQ sauce.
If I think about the emperor's being a shitty father, he probably done it on purpose to avoid the corruption from nurgle because nurgle is not just a god of disease but also a god of nature and nurture
it's Billy-dan, the mischievous space elf who has been sleeping for FORTY THOUSAND years ! man who could've been prepared for this?
Great video dude, Have a great rest of the year!
its nice to hear tht big E is doing godly things considering he is the golden boy.
Pulls his shattered psyche together long enough to call Mortatian "a little bitch".
Apparently the TTS Emperor really is his canon personality.
In my heart i still operate on TTS -Lore
Not only did the emperor call mortarion a little bitch but he essentially said it seriously as his sun form was described as moving in the warp
Loved the video man, excellent quality with a wonderful host
6:01 Slanessh pressence has increased at a extreme % by the mere mention of that name.
Also turning to Nurgles house and telling the Lord of Plagues he was coming for him.
Imagine pissing off the God Emperor so much he literally pulls himself back together for the first time in history just to smack talk you
I've been getting to learn about 40K and your videos have been a hoot ! I'm starting to read my first book and I feel like a kid again, it's a lot of fun. Thanks and happy holidays :)
Which book? Hopefully it is Horus Rising
@@luciferthedoberman8991 Dark Imperium Godblight. I wanted to read the part where the emperor possesses Guilliman ^^ I'll read the whole Horus Heresy afterwards
@@grichnak4794 Make sure Horus Rising is one of your first dips into that series. It will captivate you. I have read it 3 times in two weeks.
@@luciferthedoberman8991 Just ordered the first three books of the Horus Heresy ;)
The Emperor spoke orders to me. He wanted four double whoppers with cheese and bacon, two large chocolate shakes, a bucket of potato ole's with sour cream, and three five-layer burritos.
And here he spoke to me wanting two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Wait, what about that time the Emperor told Saint Celestine to hold off Kharn in order for a cell of Alpha Legion from the Horus Heresy era to escape with a mini-Astronomicon? 😅
Everything that ever happens in 40k is an ejaculation apparently
Part two on Erda.
Never gonna stop.
Obviously the custodies talked to the emperor with a Text-to-Speech device
Laughed my ass off at that model someone did at 1.40 of Tyberos The Red Wake riding on the back of an actual shark. You sir, deserve an award!
Imagine if one of the times was simply "Hey dude, uh, could you please scratch my nose? It's really itchy and I can't move..."
i was not expecting dark elf illadin, thats sick
This video makes the emperor sound like a gooner
Please cover the Sabbat worlds crusade
You forget that Sisters of Battle and even Space Marines can have adult fun time
There was also a moment where the emperor, or at least a short of him, attempted to engage Ahriman in the Thousand Suns trilogy. I Can't Remember full context but the thousand suns were in the warp and A Shard of the emperor engaged with him, had a conversation with them, and tried to encourage them to do something other than what they were trying to do
Text to speech would help him speak more. Somebody buy the man an iPhone with the ‘Psyker app’ so he can use it mentally
Fun things about the Goge Vandire death, the Emperor warned him through symbolism.
When Sebastian Thor started gaining followers, Vandire sent a fleet to crush the rebellion. The fleet was torn apart in a warp storm called "The Emperor's Wrath."
When Dominica executed Vandire, the rosarius around his neck, the energy shield that was supposed to represent the protection of the Emperor, did not activate in that moment.. It never even flickered.
could you imagine the swamp ass from sitting on a throne that long
Would you cover the idea that Sanguinius is the one that mortally wounded big E before big E noped Horus out of existence?
- About the f*cking time
Big E
How about this for a video Idea.
Which aliens would the Emperor allow the formation of an alliance with and why
I love that the emperor called Mortarion a little bitch
I had an idea for an idea where we look at all the most powerful orks and compare them to the beast or a krork.
If the God Emperor of man kind basically gained power from simps. Would the imperium considering his bathwater holy water?
Lore Tierlist for each faction. S+ to F based on how well they’re written.