My wife skipped the New Year's ball drop with our kids to drop on another…

[@timperry6948]

Your first mistake was confronting her before you had the proof in your possession.

[@lepermessiah66b]

Good thing homie getting out, she more ran through than a stop sign id bet

[@gummyjong]

yeah, brothers are 100% correct

[@Apletree_Music]

Wait a minute…are all these stories just stolen off of Reddit?

[@loqutisborg5416]

You wouldn't think such a thing would happen, would you?? People stealing stories.

[@BigMacJR46]

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