This movie has the honor of being the final film from director Bob Clark, the final live action performance from Pat Morita before his death, and the first movie that Jon Voight did after he officially divorced from sanity.
If we're going by release dates, Baby Geniuses 2 would technically be his final film since that came out a few months after Karate Dog. Still sad either way though.
@@michaelstrong5383 Yeah, I'm not sure how that works, since KARATE DOG first hit DVD in 2005, a year after BABY GENIUSES 2, and I'm not sure who would've seen it around the time of the May 2004 theatrical date listed on Wikipedia. Maybe it hit Denmark first? Aww fuck it, either way, it's a sad end for his career.
@@cocolime6496 Hell yeah, Awfully Good Movies is still running on the JoBlo Videos channel. Just did BEVERLY HILLS COP III for my new episode; give it a watch!
I'm looking forward to when they review the truly awful films like Food Fight or Freddy Got Fingered. Those films would make Billy be like those weasels from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. 😂
my aunt bought me this movie. when she visited my family one night, before she left, she told me she had a surprise for me. She went out to her car and came back with a wrapped present. that present was this movie on DVD. i love this film lmao
If you’re thinking this is one of those “embarrassing last role” things for Pat Morita, it wasn’t. One of his last roles was actually as a guest-villain on SpongeBob, with the episode being dedicated to him. There, he plays an evil karate master named Master Udon, who kidnaps SpongeBob so he can get him to buy a timeshare condo, so Sandy has to dress up as Uma Thurman from Kill Bill and save him! It’s a pretty funny episode XD
No freaking way. I work in a clinic, and we put movies for our patients in the waiting area. I found some free movies at a thrift store and this gem happened to be there. My coworker plays this movie all the time because of how cringy it is lol. One of the patients even asked the name of it because he loved it so much!! 😂
@@kpag3030 Eh more that he's made at least two good films because Christmas Story and the original Black Christmas are great films 👍 (Not sure about Porky's because while I have heard it's good I haven't seen it so no clue, therefore I'd say at least three films were good)
This film was directed by Bob Clark, the same guy who worked on the original Black Christmas, Porky's, and A Christmas Story. Between this and both Baby Geniuses films, the 90's and 2000's all went downhill from there.
Yeah and bob clark was actually going to make a direct sequel to the original black Christmas and that was supposed to be his comeback but sadly bob clark got hit by a drunk driver and dead
Billy reaction laugh especially when it get louder 😂( make you laugh too😆) & mix with Corey laugh & smart mouth comments & Martin lay back mellow smart comments. These combo is the funniest and make bad movies reviews the best and I look forward to their other bad reviews!!!
A damn shame, considering that the first KARATE KID got him an Oscar nomination. And if you watch his stand up from the 60s, the dude had so much talent. But those were the days when Hollywood had Asian actors sticking to the stereotypes, and they couldn't say anything about it without risking their employment.
It’s like the script of this film was the first draft of that Chuck Norris movie, “Top Dog” and someone decided to revisit it now that they had access to better CG technology, but then still chose to use outdated tech from several years before they started making the film, and I’m convinced Chevy Chase was only hired due to his voicing of Benji
It's like they took the CG talking dog from that Anti-Drug PSA, got Hollyweird levels of coked out with the producers and thought it'd be a good idea to greenlight a feature length of it doing karate while somehow convoluting a way to work Pat Morita and Jon Voight into the script... BTW, you guys REALLY should do a bad movie review of "A Talking Cat!?!" I mean, I know there are several other reviews of it but this one would have Billy busting up like crazy guaranteed. Also, the new studio is clean AF
He goes hard. I think he was at the point of his career when he realized that these are the only roles he’s gonna get, so might as well earn the check.
I wish Cho-Cho would have said in the Interrogation at the beginning, "I don't know what this guy is talking about, I don't know anything about a Murder. Am I free to go Officers?" Instead of Pretending he can't talk like a Normal Dog, because then you have the whole "Is this guy Crazy?? He said his Dog can talk, and it knows about the Murder, but the Dog doesn't know anything about the Murder... but it does Talk..."
Never heard of this movie but I know this episode is going to funny. Yes I love Billy natural reaction it gives me life and Martin as well I’m in for a treat 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Simon Rex Mr. MTV
I had always heard about how bad this movie is, but never saw any of it. Y'all review did not disappoint. All three of your laughs could cure all diseases. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
John Voight vs. Anaconda = Snake Skin Suit who knew he would wear my man in another movie.....You know his relatives upset they did not get royalties after this...he better watch him back.
This is bringing back memories of watching it on ABC Family/Freeform back in the day. I swear this movie was a fever dream until you showed that trailer
I love the idea that John voit survived anaconda and wound up wearing it lol. In my head cannon , most movies exist in the same universe Lol Holy shit, those dogs were on that shit 😂 “I’m twooo years olllld”. John Voit turns into an air bender apparently. Shuriken,shuriken, watermelon 🍉, bicycle 🚲, sink 🤦🏾♂️
If there's one good thing Karate Dog did justice on, it's introducing me to your awesome channel! I absolutely love your roast on this movie, guys! 😁🤣👍🏼
This movie has the honor of being the final film from director Bob Clark, the final live action performance from Pat Morita before his death, and the first movie that Jon Voight did after he officially divorced from sanity.
If we're going by release dates, Baby Geniuses 2 would technically be his final film since that came out a few months after Karate Dog. Still sad either way though.
@@michaelstrong5383 Yeah, I'm not sure how that works, since KARATE DOG first hit DVD in 2005, a year after BABY GENIUSES 2, and I'm not sure who would've seen it around the time of the May 2004 theatrical date listed on Wikipedia. Maybe it hit Denmark first? Aww fuck it, either way, it's a sad end for his career.
hey man do you still do movie reviews?
@@cocolime6496 Hell yeah, Awfully Good Movies is still running on the JoBlo Videos channel. Just did BEVERLY HILLS COP III for my new episode; give it a watch!
@@JeonardShadby505 awesome! because I'd forgotten the name of the channel and series 😅
Billy laughing is the only reason why I love watching these bad movie reviews
Exactly 😂😂😂
I'm looking forward to when they review the truly awful films like Food Fight or Freddy Got Fingered. Those films would make Billy be like those weasels from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. 😂
Whenever they get to Samurai Cop, they will do Billy in showing him that.
@The505Guys Well boy do I have some good news for you ;).
80% facts lol I like double toasted in general but yea...Billy is the best part lmao
Jamie Presley and Margot Robbie are like twins separated at birth
Triplets if you include the actress from Ready or Not, I think it's Samantha something with a W
@@fangal12 Samara Weaving
💯 All 3 are Beautiful
my aunt bought me this movie. when she visited my family one night, before she left, she told me she had a surprise for me. She went out to her car and came back with a wrapped present. that present was this movie on DVD. i love this film lmao
If you’re thinking this is one of those “embarrassing last role” things for Pat Morita, it wasn’t. One of his last roles was actually as a guest-villain on SpongeBob, with the episode being dedicated to him. There, he plays an evil karate master named Master Udon, who kidnaps SpongeBob so he can get him to buy a timeshare condo, so Sandy has to dress up as Uma Thurman from Kill Bill and save him! It’s a pretty funny episode XD
No freaking way. I work in a clinic, and we put movies for our patients in the waiting area. I found some free movies at a thrift store and this gem happened to be there. My coworker plays this movie all the time because of how cringy it is lol. One of the patients even asked the name of it because he loved it so much!! 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Words the entire world should never have to hear in the same sentence again; "Jon Voight break dancing".
Directed by the director of A Christmas Story, original Black Christmas, Porky’s and Baby Geniuses films.
I'd also throw in MY SUMMER STORY, which I think is an underrated sequel to A CHRISTMAS STORY. Way better than CHRISTMAS STORY 2, that's for sure.
Shame on you Bob Clark 😑. Shame on you.
And cocaine, can't forget the cocaine
So one good movie ever.
@@kpag3030 Eh more that he's made at least two good films because Christmas Story and the original Black Christmas are great films 👍
(Not sure about Porky's because while I have heard it's good I haven't seen it so no clue, therefore I'd say at least three films were good)
Man. Bad Movie Reviews are worth it alone for Billy cackling and Martin laughing. These make me wish Billy did the show more often
I literally thought Karate Dog was a Dog who was getting bullied and learned Karate.
And it’s like they reveal Karate Dog is in the same continuity as Cobra Kai. MIND BLOWN!
This film was directed by Bob Clark, the same guy who worked on the original Black Christmas, Porky's, and A Christmas Story. Between this and both Baby Geniuses films, the 90's and 2000's all went downhill from there.
Yeah and bob clark was actually going to make a direct sequel to the original black Christmas and that was supposed to be his comeback but sadly bob clark got hit by a drunk driver and dead
Billy reaction laugh especially when it get louder 😂( make you laugh too😆) & mix with Corey laugh & smart mouth comments & Martin lay back mellow smart comments. These combo is the funniest and make bad movies reviews the best and I look forward to their other bad reviews!!!
26:19 I literally hollered laughing
Pat Morita really did take any job.
A damn shame, considering that the first KARATE KID got him an Oscar nomination. And if you watch his stand up from the 60s, the dude had so much talent. But those were the days when Hollywood had Asian actors sticking to the stereotypes, and they couldn't say anything about it without risking their employment.
Christopher Walken, too.
This particular movie itself was casted completely with actors who will take any job
@@JeonardShadby505 Sadly Pat Morita was an alcoholic, and studios are wary of actors that are high liabilities because they are hard to insure.
@@JeonardShadby505 Wait? Mortia used to stand up?!
Congratulations on 200k subscribers 👏
Can't wait till you guys hit a million!
If it doesn't open with Billy laughing, I don't want it 😂😂😂
For those who don't know, Simon Rex is the guy from the Scary Movie films. Mainly the 3rd and 5th one including having a cameo in Scary Movie 4.
Was also in The Three Stooges
@@mrtophat2757 ruclips.net/video/b01Bnr1aXt8/видео.html
Karate dog V Three ninjas would be the crossover of the millennium
It’s like the script of this film was the first draft of that Chuck Norris movie, “Top Dog” and someone decided to revisit it now that they had access to better CG technology, but then still chose to use outdated tech from several years before they started making the film, and I’m convinced Chevy Chase was only hired due to his voicing of Benji
I love how in thumbnail, it looks like the dog is throwing his hands up as if to say "Hell no! Keep John Voyd away from me!" XD
You guys gotta do Baby Geniesus!! Directed by the same guy!!
Who also did A Christmas Story
@@robtheoutsider you're right!!
I wanna kill the person who made that movie in elementary school. I HATED that movie.
I love when all three guys mimic Pat Morita's terribly-acted death.
Is this better or worse than 'The Shaggy Dog' with Tim Allen?
BETTER. SO MUCH BETTER
Worse. FAR worse.
Yes.
Would’ve made more sense if pat moritas spirit went into the dog
I was just about to say that 😂
From the director of A Christmas Story...and Porky's...and Black Christmas
...and Baby Geniuses :P
They gotta do baby geniuses!!! That was baddddd
@@AbsurdBoyOfficial
More Jon Voight!
The movie so bad, it actually killed Pat Morita
I didn’t even know that this amazing piece of art existed!
Me neither
It's like they took the CG talking dog from that Anti-Drug PSA, got Hollyweird levels of coked out with the producers and thought it'd be a good idea to greenlight a feature length of it doing karate while somehow convoluting a way to work Pat Morita and Jon Voight into the script...
BTW, you guys REALLY should do a bad movie review of "A Talking Cat!?!" I mean, I know there are several other reviews of it but this one would have Billy busting up like crazy guaranteed.
Also, the new studio is clean AF
Ill give Simon Rex this...he commits to a bad film
He goes hard. I think he was at the point of his career when he realized that these are the only roles he’s gonna get, so might as well earn the check.
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The joy of bad movies or bad movie reviews is that you'll find some new or obscure ones.
I wonder if they’ll ever do The VelociPastor.
God I hope so
25:13 This is a way better reason for them dating than the writers likely had.
Ok but a dog learning karate sounds kind of adorable 😅
Double Toasted laughs are good for the soul! 😏
Aint they
45:12 Garry Chalk: Well, that's just prime.
I want Troll 2. My Vote!
@Lokie Thunder thank you
That movie would make Billy laugh.
@@Psmgamer Spread the word!
They're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me, Oh my Gaaaaaaaad!
@@headshot217 hahajaja... come everyone! Review Troll! Review Troll!
I like Korey’s ending better.
#freethekoreycut
It sucks that Pat pretty much had to take movies like this because he was broke, and couldn't get any serious acting jobs.
Damn shame for an Academy Award nominee and first Asian-American star of two major television shows.
It's not all bad. One of his last roles was a guest villain on SpongeBob ("Karate Island"), in a very funny episode X
I wish Cho-Cho would have said in the Interrogation at the beginning, "I don't know what this guy is talking about, I don't know anything about a Murder. Am I free to go Officers?"
Instead of Pretending he can't talk like a Normal Dog, because then you have the whole "Is this guy Crazy?? He said his Dog can talk, and it knows about the Murder, but the Dog doesn't know anything about the Murder... but it does Talk..."
The minute he talked he would have been sent off to a laboratory.
better than being a Snitch. Lol
10:08 This is where Roxy got her inspiration for her acting method in The Guest House #JusticeForRoxy
Every conversation by this channel is fun
Should we say theres a trailer for a live action Hong Kong Phooey that's voiced by Eddie Murphy
Yeah. I saw it years ago. Did they cancel the project?
You would never think the same Director made the original Black Christmas in 1974.
...........What?
26:20 my new ringtone.
How does Pat Morita go from a classic The Karate kid to The Karate Dog? btw Chin Li is he related to street fighters Chun Li LMFAO
The break dance scene and the reactions had me in tears
Congrats on 200k!! Much love from North Korea 🇰🇵 ❤🇺🇲
Never heard of this one.
I found this while I worked at Blockbuster, it was too stupid even for a free rental.
Chevy chase must have needed the money
He probably was broke after his dog shit of a talk show failed!
DT is really throwing shade at IKEA and Siri today. 😂😂
Never heard of this movie but I know this episode is going to funny. Yes I love Billy natural reaction it gives me life and Martin as well I’m in for a treat 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Simon Rex Mr. MTV
That dog looks so horrible. 🤣😂 (35:40)
I thought the female cop was Margot Robbie, but it was only Jaime Pressly.
I had always heard about how bad this movie is, but never saw any of it. Y'all review did not disappoint. All three of your laughs could cure all diseases. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
John Voight vs. Anaconda = Snake Skin Suit who knew he would wear my man in another movie.....You know his relatives upset they did not get royalties after this...he better watch him back.
Jon Voight looking like Han from Enter the Dragon.
yall watching a bad movie review. im watching everyone tryna get that racist guy out tha chat lmao
Great review you guys differently need to do Around The World In 80 Days or battlefield earth for one of your next ones for bad movie reviews
Fun fact Around The World In 80 Days came out 1 month later after this one
Billy’s laugh keeps me going. Honestly I heard how bad this movie is, never actually saw it lol. Wow. 😂
3:30 - 3:40
XD
This movie is proof that Hollywood is always running out of ideas
Congrats on your 200K Subs. 🙂🙂🙂
So Jon Voight is playing an older more racist yet slimmer Seagal?
This movie is definitely a “fuck you” for me 😭😭😭😭 that fight scene had me ready to end it
Congratulations on 200k subscribers
I would love to see a bad movie review of pluto nash. 😹
OMG 4% on rotten tomatoes tomatometer
@@marktomlin5818 terrible! 😂 and it grossed 7 million on a 100 mil budget.
This
Man one day i still want you guys to talk about the good burguer
I was waiting for this🤣
finally i get billy laugh high to get me through the week
Five movies Martin. You forgot The Next Karate Kid.
This is bringing back memories of watching it on ABC Family/Freeform back in the day. I swear this movie was a fever dream until you showed that trailer
Almost nine minutes in and surprised no one (Martin) made a dog fight joke yet.
7:13 9:43 11:01 30:23 32:14 38:17 44:27 45:29 🤣
OF COURSE JON VOIGHT IS IN IT!!
This has to be a mistake, how is a movie named Karate Dog bad?
Would you do a bad movie review for neil breen fateful findings?
some Movies worth a Bad Movie Review
1. The Death and Life of Bobby Z
2. Rat Race
3. Beta Test
4. Dinotopia (most annoying Mini-Series ever)
Lucario is the Karate Dog of the modern age
THE OBSSESSION WITH DOGS HAS GOT TO STOP!
Did anyone else notice it said Whites are superior at 4:10 ?
20:22 LMAOOO
You guys seen "Ator The Fighting Eagle?"
Dammit, Korey. Don't pull a Will Smith and mix Hong Kong Phooey's Kung-Fu with Karate!
Double Toasted: Review Gun Self Defense for Ladies. This Dockumantary is so bad IT'S VERY FUNNY.
I'm 7 minutes into this video and I already know this movie going to have a Neo dodging bullets joke. Haha 2000s hollywood you are so clever.
I love the idea that John voit survived anaconda and wound up wearing it lol. In my head cannon , most movies exist in the same universe Lol
Holy shit, those dogs were on that shit 😂 “I’m twooo years olllld”. John Voit turns into an air bender apparently.
Shuriken,shuriken, watermelon 🍉, bicycle 🚲, sink 🤦🏾♂️
Slaxx 2020 would be great for double toasted
Is The Karate Dog in the same universe as The Karate Kid?
Will the Karate Dog make an appearance in Cobra Kai?
If there's one good thing Karate Dog did justice on, it's introducing me to your awesome channel! I absolutely love your roast on this movie, guys! 😁🤣👍🏼
Joes Apartment?
I watched that in an empty theater!
I wanna see them review Killjoy (2000) next week.
No man! Anything but that 😭😭
didn't chevy chase also voice benji?
Yes
Cho cho ain’t snitching lol
This damn movie.
Can anyone tell me what comic art is on Korey's shirt? Even the hilarity of this review can't distract me from its awesomeness 😂
Lmfao that anaconda joke though 😆
Jeopardy question - Laughing at his own jokes and swallowing constantly. Who am I?
Who is Jimmy Fallon?
@@fangal12 *buzzer* I'm sorry but the correct answer is Korey
Please do a bad movie review on the Wayans Brothers classic..... Blank Man. Lol
Where can I watch this movie
I now have a renewed esteem and liking for Hong Kong Phooey, which I still fondly remember.