How to be a Pirate Captain! 🌈 ☠️ 🌈
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- Опубликовано: 29 май 2020
- ‣ Adapted largely from The Invisible Hook. It's great, go read it: www.amazon.com/Invisible-Hook...
‣ Grey's 2-hour Director's Commentary: • Behind the Scenes of P...
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Peter T. Leeson for reviewing a draft of the script. Check out his newest book, "WTF?!: An Economic Tour of the Weird": amzn.to/3eEMm09
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Music
David Rees: www.davidreesmusic.com
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3:29
"That captain is a fool
and probably cruel
treating his men like mule
while admiring a jewel
the whole crew sick of his rule!"
Captain: Dude, Uncool
Oversimplified meme Imao
Ahh a man of culture I see.
It's the holy words
Top 10 comments ever
Oversimplified and this channel are so similar and amazing!!! 😍😍😍
"Fake guns don't shoot, nOw dO tHeY?"
This guy is cheekier than a peach. He's awesome.
grey sounded a bit like flapjack there lol
" *boop* "
Time stamp: 1:30
Cheekier than a booty?
@@jamersbazuka8055 yes
There should’ve been a “Monarch’s version” that is just the empire talking about all the downsides of being a pirate
The Monarch is a pirate
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw You know, you're not entirely wrong...
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw bloody right!
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw nice username bro
I second the motion.
The little "Yarr" of the captian defending his canvas gets me every time. Just like "Hey bro, that aint cool".
Yarr... uncool
“Hey… I worked hard on that!”
Dude, Uncool
Ain't not aint
"Boop".
This captain sounds like one of those villains you generally cheer for in movies.
He seems happy, but he knows the dangers of Piratehood. Ironically, this is in-line with his motivation of "Branding". He seems happy, but this is an illusion. Only because he wants his "customers" to not fight.
Exactly
Hades.
@@Syllence hAIDS
Branding
How to be a pirate
Normal person: steal stuff from other ships
Grey: B R A N D I N G
I mean one of those, according to Grey, leads to the other in 4/5 scenarios. The weight those scenarios are in question, maybe you are confident that you can take on the pirates because you have more real guns, maybe you are looking at the first chance to jump ship to join the pirates. Maybe you are delusional enough to fight more often than surrender when you have a weaker crew.
@@gingerinajacket8519 I wonder how many fake guns the pirates had.
@@ahmedamine24 probably a lot, after all the scarier they look the more likely enemies are to surrender, and enemies won't think they're fake since, why hide fake guns?
I tried to sail the high seas....brought my BitTorrent, eye patch and 🦜 too. The Somalians did not take too kindly.
Pirates wouldn't also be stupid to try to pick up a fight with military ship and etc. They probably used also the camouflage to check on the target ship.
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The fact that the captain’s voice is muffled while he’s in the barrel at 0:45 is amazing
yeah
I know it's either an editing trick or just his hand, but I'd like to imagine Grey just popping out of the barrel in whatever room he records these in.
The way you say “fake guns don’t shoot, now do they?” Was beautiful
The slap on the back nearly killed me. Such perfect delivery.
It was, indeed, perfect.
It was very Flapjack-esque and I loved it
1:30
@@joshuazhong2520 thanks, for me and a few others, your time stamp saved a few seconds each, perhaps even 10
"In the last and longest moments of your life.... *b0op* "
That’s the best part,he was talking so dark and then b00p
...Sombra?
@@sonza68 Same!
@@rshua I think so.
3:12
I love how Jolly and slightly psychotic this captian character you've created is. He's so passively happy about the atrocities he has commited.
Interviewer: So why did you choose to be a pirate?
Me: The captain called me his boy
*"M'Lad"*
I felt that.
Old sport
@@phantomwarrior2978 “so are you trying that out or is it a keeper?”
Grey spent half his quarantine learning how to talk like a pirate.
Edit: Haha, very funny, this aged poorly. Please stop spamming my notifs over it.
by Mad Cap'n Tom
and weeds
Yep
yar!!!!
Y O U A R E A S P A C E S H I P M A T E Y
“Booty be licious”
- CGP Grey, 2020
Probably
He had so much fun with this script
@CGP Grey, this needs to be a shirt. Preferably a pirate shirt.
"Please present your booty"
-CGP Grey, 2020
Yum
Grey's subtle voice acting in these videos is GOLDEN
subtle?
@@lseangaming4137 I say subtle cause it's still very clearly his own voice, he's not really changing it all that much but he's adding just enough to give the different characters, well, character
"A court of the captain where his crew can complain." Followed by, "...corrodes a captain's confidence in command. Given the crew's critique of his conduct could conclude his career." Jeez the amount of alliteration and the fact that it is by design makes me want to draw a parallel between V from V for Vendetta and C from CGP Grey. Pretty impressive!!
"But fake guns don't shoot now, do they?" Is my favourite bit
mine too
I agree, the way he says it.
Booty be licious
Oh that’s not jolly That’s not jolly at all
For some reason that part made me think of flapjack
I love how captain sound a bit offended when recruit dislikes the canvas camouflage. Brilliant!
Yeah
Yeah, he's like, "hey, I painted that by myself"
@@legokenobi1185 what can I say he loves branding
Yaar it only look good from afar he says in a distruaght manner
500th like
nice
"booty, be licious" is one of the greatest phrases I have ever heard. well played Grey and co.
That entire alternate scenario with very dark and grim tones at 3:05 ending with an affectionate BOOP! kills me every time.
How is Grey doing?
Grey: *Posts 4 videos in 2 months*
I guess he's doing pretty well
arguably he's not feeling well
Listening to Cortex like: How are you doing Grey?
"I am actually doing GREAT!!!"
~ 2 proper videos
Corona?
@@MyLittleMagneton Yeh this one din't have the quality of a CGPgrey video.
It must have been extremely hard to not talk about tumbleweeds. He even went where tumbleweeds can't get to him.
That's what they want you to think
Waterweeds!
SwimmingWeeds!
@@richtigmann1 surfer tumble weeds
Yet.
I just noticed when the captain says “It be all about branding” the quartermaster just look at him with this look that says “Are you sure about that?!”
Time stamp: 0:03
That little boop at 3:16 really got me.
CGP grey: talks about theft and slowly torturing people to death
Also CGP grey: *BRANDING*
The only thing more sinister than a pirate is a marketer
@@blackjack7654 "Marketeering!:
@@blackjack7654 aye! all fear ye marketeer.
National conversation: Talking about looting
CGP: [pirate shanties intensify]
Jesus that’s a lot of likes in half an hour
"Booty be licious"
Never the same after realizing this truth.
Free booty
👅💦 'licious booty
🍑👅
Confirmed that Grey listens to Beyonce
The booty warrior
CGP did a fantastic job playing a charming character. The captain was so fun to listen to (and a great contrast from the tired and book-smarter quartermaster)
2:38 I like to think that the quartermaster was once another worker for the navy ship before defecting, based on what the Captain is saying lining up with what he's doing.
I love how the captain sounded genuinely sad when the cannon cover was criticised
*sad yarr*
WHY ARE YOU SPELLING IT WITH ONLY TWO NS?? Isn't it spelled "cannon"? "Canon" is like the type of music and lore pertaining to a story, isn't it??
@@Shadethewolfy yup
@@Shadethewolfy fuckin chill, I've seen Grammar Nazis but man you're the Grammar Gestapo
True
"We don't want to torture, understand?" Grey would make a truly terrifying pirate.
I think quite the contrary. He doesn't want to fight and torture, but he will do it if needed. It's all branding. If you surrender everything is great, but if you fight you will regret it.
@@danielmoelders7290 yeah, thats called terror
Do ya fear death?
@@danielmoelders7290 Unless your enemy believes that you will be as cruel as you threaten to be, your threat will fail. That credibility has to be built somehow.
@@jdotoz someone has to be tortured, but you don't want to torture everyone. It's an optimisation problem.
What I took from this and the quartermaster's edition is that the imperial and merchant ship crews do not own their ship's cargo. So they have no built in incentive to defend it. But the pirates get to keep the booty that they steal. So they have a built in incentive to go after it. But the pirates don't have many ports to go to for repairs or surgeons to go to when they get hurt. So they have a built in disincentive to actually fight for their plunder. So peaceful surrender is the dominant strategy, unless the empire and the investors impose pretty stiff penalties on people who surrender and/or great rewards on those who choose to fight the pirates. Rewards are costly. So penalties are going to be the dominant strategy for the empire "Defend my cargo or be hung once we get back to port." But private investors don't have the authority to issue criminal punishments. So you would expect them to give greater monetary incentives to fight, because all they can do if you surrender is fire you.
@AeonReign You mean when privateering becomes an option?
Day 247: I've been talking the captain and the quartermaster on loop. There is no time for sleep, and just barely enough time to scrounge the necessary sustenance to continue. I wonder if I'll ever escape this maddening loop.
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The boop. The boop is the best part of this. I will remember nothing else if not the boop. Thank you Græy, for the boop.
3:16
Boop gave me life
(1:58)"please present your booty" was also pretty good imo
Boop!
I'm surprised I'm a pirate than I transform into sombra while booping him
I’m stuck in an infinite loop between the captains version and quartermasters version help.
Is this Requiem?
@@regendthe___guy1507 wha-
You got some company
You have brothers in arms and booty in hands
Immortal Guard Dog Kore ga.... Requiem.
"Knowing this Chance Corrodes a Captain's Confidence in Command, given the Crew's Critique oh his Conduct Could Conclude his Career." It's probably the best one of Grey.
3:11 and if you lose you will beg for mercy for the last and longest moments of your life. BOOP!
I loved that line
Is wonder if two pirate ships both were flying false flags then they went close to each other then showed the jolly Roger and the crew just stared at each other
“Well this is awkward”
Then a ship of the Empire comes by and now there’s a 3-way-stare
@Félix Sánchez "HoW DO yOu dO fEllOw cOuNtRyMEn?"
@@avw5kt monster jam with boats
@@avw5kt There's plenty of valuables to go around. Your goal as a pirate is to get away with theft with as little risk to yourself as possible.
Think of it on a small scale. Instead of pirates, imagine they're two muggers. Do you really wanna get into a knife fight with someone just for their wallet? Or would you rather leave each other alone, and go mug somebody weak and defenseless, who will most likely just give you their wallet without a struggle.
This is why I like Captain Edward Teach “Blackbeard”. He was such a master at marketing his brand and image he is still remembered today.
I just finished listening to the Our Fake History podcast episodes on him. He lasted two years.
And yet we still remember him. Was he a highly successful pirate? No. Was he even a good pirate? Not really. Why is he remembered? BRANDING.
It is like how I remember the pirate ship run by a couple women, one of whom was disguised as a man for awhile.
@@alexanderrobins7497 Wasn't there also once the case where a disguised woman tried to hit on another disguised woman?
J.W Berger I know right? He really showed the world his brand when he killed Edward Newgate.
3:37 in that cross-section of the ship, the ship is tilted, but the hanging chandelier over the Empire Captain's table is mostly straight. Of course, it's hanging from a chain and responds to gravity.
And now im playing Sid Meiers: Pirates! with this on lol 😂
3:11 Let’s just appreciate that “Boop” added by the Captain
Yeah, the "boop" part really made me smile, would join only for that.
I fecking live for the boop
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
"it be fer tha marketing!"
'Boop' best part!
The number of times the word "booty" was said here is way above the average of this channel
Uh oh, the arbitrary gods of RUclips might see this as Grey impersonating himself again.
@@Santti1989 Don't you just hate it when you steal your own identity?
if a pirate ye be, ye have booty in hand
if talk about pirates ye do, ye have booty in mouth
"I think there has been plenty of booty"
There were 13 spoken "bootys" and 5 unspoken "bootys" :-)
I like how the Quartermaster leaves a longer explanation because he knows pirating a lot better than the captain himself.
The pirate captain method of 'rules' Grey mentions were most often used by a pirate named Edward Low who was notorious for savagely torturing his victims, sometimes for fun, and was considered one of the most bloodthirsty pirates of the Golden Age of Piracy. Each pirate crew drew up their own version of the rules amongst thenselves before setting sail, but a lot of the 'rules' were very similar in general.
"I scorn to do anyone a mischief..." This guy just raised the bar for national talk like a pirate day.
It's (reportedly) a quote from an actual pirate! Black Sam Bellamy.
@@Iacedrom54 Cool.
@@Iacedrom54 wow! that line instantly stood out to me - i wondered if it was recorded in a primary source like Charles Johnson: _A General History of the Pyrates_
"I'm gonna make a pirate video with lots of rhyme, to the top of the recommended list we shall climb"
~CGP Grey, probably
This needs more likes,
for it to be so low is nothing but yikes!
"We're going to get 139K likes, or we're going to stick the haters's heads on pikes!"
-CGP Grey, most likely.
bruh I thought it was an allegory for socioeconomic ideologies or something....
i be late but, "CGP" "CCP"
Gruntilda of the high seas
Man CGP Grey has such an awesome way with words. Every sentence or block of sentences is so carefully arranged that it takes quite some views to uncover them all.
"[...] Knowing this chance corrodes a captain's confidence in command given the crew's critique of his conduct could conclude his career."
What a masterpiece of a sentence :D
Branding even knows to leave out the word “scurvy”.
It's all marketing!
That's well implied.
and weevils.
Was scurvy particularly common among pirates? It really oughtn't have been, but stupidity is vast.
@@seigeengine Cure for scurvy was found for a long time, but then Europe invented Canning and had the stupid idea of canning lime juice, which destroys the Vitamin C. So suddenly lime juice doesn't work anymore and the sailors blamed the juice and stop drinking them.
"Yar it need only look good from afar" He sounds so hurt
Basically girls in Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.
Booty belicious
He definitely painted it himself
Id give the captain a good job
He spent the whole night on that painting, a little consideration would be nice 🥺
1:23 "Branding is image, not reality" is an excellent quote.
"If ye fight and if ye lose, we will torture crewmen to death while others watch."
I love how he just casually shifts to murderous in one second.
Their branding was so effective that even today pirates are one of the most recognisable groups of people in history
And, outside the romanticized fictional past, the most hated. Piracy these days is considered a crime against all of civilization, and some nations claim the authority to prosecute any act of piracy on the high seas. Even back in the "golden age," being captured more or less meant hanging for the amusement of the locals.
@@yi8036 While the UK certainly had many, many capital crimes on the books, it seems that the death penalty wasn't actually carried out as often as that suggests. For example, from 1770-1830 only about 20% of the 35,000 death sentences handed down were actually executed. But even after significant capital punishment reform began in the 1830s, "piracy with violence" (which was written such that just about any forceful act of piracy could count) remained a capital offense. In fact, it was tied with treason as the last civilian capital offense in the UK to have its penalty reduced to life imprisonment.
Shoutouts to the RUclips channels that uploads pirated compilations like "Family Guy Funny Moments" for the love of the show.
These pirates are good though, they bring us movies which we missed to see in cinema for free!!
@@jdotoz I think the question id like to ask is why so few of those death sentences were executed, because my guess runs a lot closer to "died in prison from bad conditions first" than anyone being released. And of course piracy is a crime against nations. Pirates were nationless. Privateers were mercinaries, controlable, but pirates were not. Not saying piracy was GOOD, but it's... A pretty understandable alternative when you look at the options sometimes.
The captain slapping the guy on the back took up 99% of this episode’s animation budget
Sorry I don’t get it, could you please explain for some of us more dim witted folks?
At which time point exactly?
1:31
@@karlwheeler9076 Its sarcasm, the arm is actually animated when normally everything is just pictures sliding around.
@@BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr You need to look up what sarcasm means, because that has literally nothing to do with sarcasm. That's just a joke. Stop trying to label everything...
I love repeating this video since I can't get enough of CGP grey voice in upbeat and cheerful tone in whole video. Very entertaining!
2:24 "i scorn to do anyone a mischief, when it not for my advantage"
... though you are a sneaking puppy! :D
pirate: Pls present yer booty
Me: well then...
Update your sub count.
Since you have no videos, your banner is pointless and I love it
[full moon]
*CGP Greybeard*
*YES*
The clear choice in these trying times
This is a comment deservant of the top position.
If he knows the thu'um then count me in!
*YES*
I like how this video and the quartermasters video refer to the other and can be watched in whatever order
The captain seems genuinely hurt when the recruit tells him his painting sucks. I feel bad for him.
Grey doing a pirate voice is all I’ve ever wanted and more
Pirate CGP GPS voice when?
“Boop”
Not even doing a voice, just using pirate lingo in a normal, everyday voice, which is even funnier.
*Grey
Me too
Pirates in fiction: Argh, laddies! We will fight for glory and treasure, and fight to our dying breath for our brotherhood!
Pirates in reality: * *psychological warfare* *
You play AC4? Blackbeard was all about this
Well, until he got pissed off, but that didn't end well for him
Oh lad, don't ya mean brandin'
@@Aldowyn What's AC4?
@Max Michalik Assassin's Creed 4
in reality that's the fiction the pirates themselves cultivated.
i love the jolly + menacing
*boop*
3:59 "it's hylarious"
Ok the “boop!” Sent me over the edge 🤣
“Brands must mean something, that’s why we torture!”
Cool, now do Amazon!
*Cool, he did Amazon!
O O F
Same thing, different icon.
"Brands must mean something, that’s why we torture!” -Every capitalist.
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I like imagining Grey pace back and forth in his home office, deliberating the most effective script, and rehearsing ways to perfectly articulate these lines over and over again, during quarantine.
Thunder crackles in the background.
Loving labouring over 'lliteration.
He better be doing it in the right zone!!!!
You mean in "spaceship you"?
With rain and thunder sounds in the background
Everytime I watch this, I get the feeling that Grey knows more about pop culture than he lets on.
*Help me, I’ve been stuck in this loop for almost a year now*
there is no escapeeeee
First SpaceX Rocket with Humans lauches
CGP Grey: Yarr
Was juz watching that livestream on NASA then notification popped up XD
And he is going to play splatoon instead if rocket
Both are ships. One of sea and one of space
i thought that it got canceled
Space Pirates!
Can we just take a moment to appreciate: "That captain is a fool, and probably cruel, treating his men like mule, feeding them gruel, while admiring a jewel, the whole crew sick of his rule." Timestamp 3:29.
Poetry.
Also 3:52: "Knowing this chance Corrodes a Captain's Confidence in Command, given the Crew's Critique of his Conduct Could Conclude his Career."
beautifully done
Bars
Sounds like something out of You Suck at Cooking
I've now been in this loop for 226 days. Help me.
EDIT: Now 256 days.
Not very often do I rewatch an informative video for the narration alone. I feel like you could tell me I will die tomorrow and by the end of the conversation, I would be 100% at peace with it.
This was the happiest guide to proper pillaging that I've ever seen.
Dr. Seuss sure had a career change, didn't he?
I just need a shirt that says BRANDING with a pirate flag and rainbow, and beneath in tiny script, "boop!"
Please.
@@TrashPanda5150 yea, but it's cooler if grey makes it official merch, that way you're supporting a creator you enjoy
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I want.
NOW
I need this.
I do want.
NOW.
XD
Help I've been watching these 2 videos for 8 months straight. The loop won't stop
The translation of "pissing pants" to "sullying pantaloons" are just gold
Grey: You don't want to be a dictator, it's a lot of responsibility.
Also Grey: You totally want to be a pirate, it's easy and fun!
It can be argued that pirates are self-filtering: only people that want to be pirates are pirates. Those living under a dictator are not given such a filter; They may not be able to leave for any reason.
Through intense study of your coment I have concluded that Grey is in fact ancap as fuck.
@@maxlife459 That's the reason why... as unsatisfying as it is, it might be for the best when murderous dictators aren't fully prosecuted on the international stage.
When a dictator is coming up against, let us say, the conclusion of his term of office, it might be best all around if he has the option to embezzle a modest but comfortable retirement fund and retire somewhere scenic in the French countryside. Some will always drag things out until they've done the full Mussolini, but an alternative to a short drop with a sudden stop gives an incentive not to drag out the violence into the "to the last bullet" stage of the fighting.
""easy""
@@elloo98 I don't think so, if you listen to Hello Internet that seems pretty far from his position. And like, much of the point of this video is that private property (the Crown's ship being property of the Crown) comes from the ability to do violence to protect that property (killing mutineers). Most ancaps I've talked to have taken private property as a natural right, or as an intrinsically valuable property.
"I'd like to talk to that guy before I decide..."
I smell another video coming.
Maybe thats why this video is so hard to dissect. Maybe its about getting jobs and how people try to make you join?
I think you're right about the 2nd video thing for sure.
If you're Grey and you read the comment above this and this reply, I want to tell you you could use the open ending to set up a Director's Commentary or something.
He had better.
Probably about the bad side of pirate life
or maybe the story of the very first pirate and how he influence others to become a pirate.
1:59 "Please present your booty!"
_begins twerking_
"No, Jeff, that's not what they mean"
2:03-2:20 Pay attention to the music. You probably didn't notice the first time you watched it, but touches like that really help with the atmosphere.
CGP Grey sounds like he'd be a Dr. Seuss version of a pirate
If Grey were an author, I'd expect a style similar to Dr.Seuss, but much wiser, way more informative, and a lot more bloodlust
Lol
Well, you see, he's doing this very niche and little-known style of writing called "poetry," and, little known fact: Dr. Seuss happened to also like writing in this obscure style.
Jokes aside, do you actually think his style of poetry is similar to Dr. Seuss, or was he just the first poet to jump into your head?
The protagonist never makes a decision, he just listens to each pirate over and over, forever.
He's really indecisive.
Alarec Scarbrow I like to think he accepts
That's what we're all doing lol
N. P. Sound like moderates. They can’t decide
Maybe he forgets these things really fast
love the investement on the vocab n impressions as much as the content xD great job really
I really feel like it is worth mentioning, that among gold and other cargo, slave-transports were also frequently raided by pirates
this blend between Pirate Talk and Grey Talk is really messing with me
@Beta it's Greyt*
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I kept thinking he’d stop doing the pirate voice, but alas no
As a non native english speaker, this was really difficult to understand
It comes more naturally than any of us expected
"We be holding a court; a court of the captain, whose crew can complain. Knowing this chance corrodes the Captains confidence in command, given the crew's critique of his conduct could conclude his career."
The alliteration. It's TOO GOOD!
That must have taken quite some time to come up with.
I read this as it played! Timing!
@@mrmacman2u same
I really like the way you delivered "the last and longest moments of your life"
I watched this twice to fully understand it... And now that I have, it's definitely the best pirate strategy guide I've ever seen.
Listen to the voice of grey sounding like he's coming out of a barrel in sync with the animation
0:45
This dude is actually amazing xD
Als Ersetzbares Crewmitglied solltest du bei Anwesenheit von Piraten lieber etwas vorsichtig ^^
Nice
Ooh, didn't notice!
This is a pretty basic thing, seriously.
Vasilivros Yeah, but it’s that attention to detail that makes this channel great.
"But lose and you might beg for mercy in the last and longest moments of your life... BOOP" - CGP Grey 2020
BOOP
boop (:
Boop-Oop-a-Doop!
Ah, the overwatch trailer reference
"Surprise ! Pirates ! Please present your Booty" is my new favorite phrase to say, in and out of context. It could be the new "Surprise Spanish Inquisition"
The most underrated joke in the video:
“Those poor sea-man sods yonder”
Pirate: Please present your booty.
Captain: *sighs at being hit on*
This guy is the worst.
@TheSpikeDevice_Omlet
but if ye fight and if ye lose, we will -struggle snuggle- the captain while others watch.
"Genghis My Khan, Why do you put Up a White tent outside the enemy city?"
Genghis: "BRANDING! ... BOOP!"
Yup you had 3 days to surrender.
Or city go boop
Genghis Khan: 'Now we don't want to annihalate your city, you understand? But the Mongol brand must mean something'
Alex Kyriacou They did keep their promises the good, the bad and the ugly
Unless its khwerzim empire.
Almost all people died in that war.
There is a city surrendering, ended up in a rubble with mountain of corpse.
@@hellatze Timurids came a few hundred years later and did the same thing, probably the worst place to live between the 1000's through 1500's
I love that he got to shout out the captain and the quartermaster in the runways video
Well after hearing from both the captain and the quartermaster, I can confidently say that I would probably have been a pirate.
So this is what Grey was doing when he wasn’t uploading.
ya
@@Zaccancook Yarr*
I'm glad I got to see this as it set sail.
Yarp
Boop
"The job of a sergeant isn't to make his soldiers fearless. It's to make them fear the sergeant more than the enemy."
that doesnt sound very wise, cause then you end up deserting and joining the enemy because you fear them less
@@mickys8065 I'm sorry. Let me clarify. The soldiers should fear the wrath of the sergeant. That is to say, the soldiers should be more afraid of upsetting the sergeant than whatever the enemy can do to them.
So, sergeant says take the hill, you take the hill no matter if there are mortars and bullets coming your way.
Ah, the purpose of a sergeant is to get fragged if they ever run into anyone with any sense
I read that in his pirate accent
That's exactly what Cesare did in new Vegas as having his feared legate behind his troops would make then run towards the enemy rather then back towards the feared legate.
I literally come here every once in a while and bounce between the captain and head master for a few times
i love this
I love all the alliteration in CGP Grey episodes, and how long they can go on.