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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
  • Taken from Aunty Donna Podcast #395: Detector Inspector
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    LYRICS (courtesy of TastesLikeBlue on reddit)
    5…6...7…8...
    Hotdogs for breakfast
    Hotdogs for brekky
    Have myself a hotdog in a
    White sesame seed roll
    Hotdogs for brekky
    Hotdogs for brekky
    You can have a bit of salt
    On your hotdog for brekky
    But no more!
    Tell you why
    The doctor said there was salt on your hotdog
    It’s not good for your heart
    Havin’ a hotdog for brekky
    Just hotdog and tomato sauce
    Margarine if they’ve got it
    Margarine if they’ve got it
    Margarine if they’ve got it
    Hotdogs for brekky
    It’s 6 am man and
    It’s time for a hotdog
    Breakfast at 6am
    Get a snag and some bread
    Don’t mind it in a white piece of bread
    Doesn’t have to be in a roll for me
    Grilled onions put the sauce on top
    I like a hotdog for brekky
    Put it have it in my tum
    Yeahuhah with an ice coffee yum
    Thereayozach I’m goin a sometimes
    When you grer on a characters tum
    And it’s 6am time for a hotdog Zach
    George ah get’s pyres breakfast as well
    Everything is going on it’s going ok
    Laughter
    Hotdog for breakfast
    We you get up at 6 in the morning and
    You need to fill up your tum
    Some time to…
    Time to have a hotdog for breakfast
    Hotdog for brekky
    Havin’ a hotdog
    Why don’t you go into the shop and they’re in the water
    Their pickin’ them out n puttin’ them in a roll
    I’ll put the sauce on with me brekky
    It’ll cost 4 bucks with an ice coffee do and
    A five fifty there an ice…ice conf
    And then I’ll go to about
    25 houses of young people who are rentin a property and then
    I’ll check their smoke detectors then I’ll get myself a home
    Then it’s straight to bed and then up in the mornin’ and havin’ myself a hotdog for breakfast
    I’ll say it second
    A couple o dimmies
    Goin’ chuck in
    A coupla dimmmies
    So for breakfast I’ll tell you what I had
    (Continued in comments)
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Комментарии • 14

  • @jakflasdick
    @jakflasdick  10 месяцев назад +22

    LYRICS (cont.)
    Can I have for breakfast
    A hotdog with margarine
    A hotdog with tomato sauce
    And of course a coupla dimmies
    Coupla dimmies on the side
    Hotdog for breakfast
    Hotdog for breakfast
    Hotdog for breakfast (yeah)
    At 6 am
    Hotdog for breakfast
    Hotdog for breakfast
    Hotdog for breakfast
    At 6 am
    Aw shit nothin’ but liquid
    All day all the day
    Don’t know why don’t go to the doctors either
    Don’t wanna know
    But I have a hotdog for breakfast
    At 6 am when I can get ’em
    And pull it out of the water or get it from a snag
    And from Bunnings or get ’em from a shop
    Hotdogs for breakfast is good gotta have it in my tummy
    And you know you should
    It’s so yummy when I have a dedur
    And a breakfast and a too and a shit, potato cakes too
    (Yeah) (Oh yeah) Not too much salt
    Sometimes I get a little hedgehog on the side
    A choccy little hedgehog with my hotdog for breakfast
    Mundun when you think about it
    You don’t have to have meals when you think you should maybe
    Maybe duyuh have some cereal for tea
    Or maybe you have a hotdog for breakfast
    That’s what I do everyday
    Spoken - Ey cunts it’s 5 am can you get the fuck out of my house please
    (Yeah we gotta finish the song here)
    What the fuck are you still doing here
    Hey whatd'ya say we all go (Lindsay we should cut there)
    Whatd'ya say we all just go out for a hotdog for breakfast
    Hotdog for breakfast
    Hotdog for…breakfast
    Yeah let me tell ya a little story about a hotdog for breakfast
    My two friends are havin’ their breakfast
    Ahh ice coffee
    Not me though no thank you
    I have a big thermos of tea
    My big thermos from 19..
    ..73 it’s real fucked lookin’
    It’s about the size of a human head
    I got tea in it and I drink it up
    I got tea, hotdog and 2 dimmies
    Everyday for my breakfast I have
    Hotdog for breakfast
    Hotdog for breakfast
    It’s Hotdog for breakfast
    BREAK
    Well you guys have hotdogs for breakfast
    Seems to happen every day
    At 6 am and let me say
    I think that’s A-OK
    I wouldn’t mind gettin’ to bed now
    Got things to do stories from the road
    Travels from the road got things to do
    Gotta talk about them with my friends
    But all I wanna uh huh (Hotdogs for breakfast)
    Hotdog for breakfast
    Hotdog for breakfast
    (Wehem) At 6 am
    Now considering I wake up a 2 am and
    Have a bowl of special K before
    I leave the house you could argue
    That that hotdog is your lunch
    (Hotdog for lunch)
    I don’t I think that’s your breakfast
    Hotdogs for breakfast I’m a finalthingamemahana
    Hotdog for breakfast
    At 6 am (hotdog for breakfast)
    We need to figure out the chorus so (yeah)
    Oh it’s good it’s so good to have hotdogs for breakfast
    You know you should because
    It’s very good but I wanna know what
    Kind of hotdogs cause I’m gettin’ different things
    Is the Bunnings snag count as a hotdog
    (No) For breakfast or oh
    That’s your lunch a Bunnings saus(age)
    A Bunnings sausage on the weekend
    That’s maybe your lunch or something
    No sir that’s not it
    Hotdog for breakfast
    Hotdog for breakfast
    I’m sorry Mark I’ve got a little bit more of the song to do
    A bowl of sultana bran before I go
    That’s more of a midnight snack
    A little bowl of special K or
    Sultana bran whatever's in the cupboard
    Then I go and go to work
    Keep goin oh I was gonna say I’m gonna keep cuttin’ you off
    Until it gets to this bit because
    When this bit comes I can’t resist
    It’s the best bit of the whole song
    It’s got such a drive and it’s really fun
    It takes me by surprise every time
    Please keep goin’ Zach over to you, no Wayne
    Way Wayne,
    My names Warren
    But I reckon it’s about
    Time to hear from Wanganeen
    I have a the hotdog for breakfast every single day (Yum)
    Spoken - I’m going to have to cut youse off here
    I’m his hype man
    I eat a hotdog for breakfast (Yum)
    And I eat em every day (Aw and that sounds good)
    And I eat em up (Yeah so do I)
    Lindsay cut it there.

    • @Cornelixx
      @Cornelixx 10 месяцев назад +6

      We don't deserve you, Jak

  • @HarveyJackson1967
    @HarveyJackson1967 10 месяцев назад +24

    I'm visibly distraught that you left out:
    "My hands are calloused like rocks"
    "What from?"
    "Detectin' inspectin'"

  • @TheRaymanFan
    @TheRaymanFan 9 месяцев назад +13

    watching zach here is fascinating, he just encompasses the character completely

    • @moregan101
      @moregan101 9 месяцев назад +1

      He became that man. He became that beautiful tradie

  • @manyplural4265
    @manyplural4265 10 месяцев назад +9

    daren's subtitles are making me laugh so hard... im on a bus... Jak you've ruined my reputation and you'll be hearing from my lawyers

    • @jakflasdick
      @jakflasdick  10 месяцев назад +5

      please, no, im drowning in lawsuits

    • @manyplural4265
      @manyplural4265 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@jakflasdick should've thought about that before breaking the law bucko

  • @joedavies5675
    @joedavies5675 10 месяцев назад

    Welcome back!

  • @newdonkshitty
    @newdonkshitty 6 месяцев назад

    I feel like Rah Rah from episode 129 is a little more incomprehensible

  • @JaneNayes
    @JaneNayes 10 месяцев назад

    This isn't that funny. I'm out.

    • @dongloid
      @dongloid 10 месяцев назад +8

      Oh no

    • @HarveyJackson1967
      @HarveyJackson1967 10 месяцев назад +1

      Lol you owned yourself

    • @Dilmahkana
      @Dilmahkana 10 месяцев назад +1

      So it's funny a bit, but it's not *that* funny? Fair enough.