Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear mik
I now want to create a "mega farm" that has all the possible minercaft farms in as small as a space as possible, and a massive sorting system to sort out all the items.
i would love to help you could do a shulkercraft iron farm that auto sorts the poppies to bonemeal in a composter a chapman creeper farm a piston observer sugarcane farm (those really simple ones) and so much more that would be an EPIC project
Gotta say, the dirt farm is really coming to my rescue here. When I never imagined I'd ever utter the words "I need more dirt", this is a far better alternative than just lowly mining
"That one friend with too many tamed wolves" Me who had to move all my dogs to their own chunk to keep them from lagging the game: of course I know him, he's me
I am the same but with cats XD I had 10 at one time when my friends were on and they got so annoyed at me as they couldn't change the floor of the house without nearly punching one of my cats.
My friends hate me as I have at least 10 cats and they can't change the floor without punching one of them. Safe to say my favourite place is the villages as you can always find cats there.
It always amazes me how even after being a huge fan of technical minecraft, playing the game since alpha, and frequently watching the Scicraft showcases Minecraft still has farms and mechanics being discovered and created that surprise me. Who would have thought you get bowls for striking turtles with lightning? Thanks for these, it's always entertaining to see people pushing the boundaries of conventional minecraft, even if it is in the most specific and nearly useless ways possible!
bee nests are actually beautiful building blocks in combination with planks and they are insanely rare( if you want large quantities) so a farm of them really isn't that weird
I usually put flowers next to saplings in my regular oak or birch farms so I can get the occasional bee nest block along with my normal yield of lumber. It's pretty nice to be able to use bee nests for things, especially when one of my goals is to make a full apiary.
For the wolf farm I’d take wolves out two at a time using this method: Place a boat, wait for it to fill and pull it out with a lead (boats can go on leads)
I use wolf farms to make a wolf army. First, I tame 2 wolfs, then I go overboard and breed all the multiple wolfs again and again and then I kinda have a legit wolf army that can kill any non-boss aquatic mob. edit: The farm is to store the wolfs. edit again. I really hate seeing llamas die for when all you need is the trader to die edit times 3. I really like editing. Edit again. why do keep editing? anyways yes imma get into a lot of snowball fights, because it's fun
Actually bowls are pretty useful. Me and my friends have a world where we have all the best stuff and are making the auto farms to do the huge projects and we always had a food shortage no matter what we did we had a shortage among us. So me and a friend came up with the idea of mooshrooms for food and it’s the best decision we ever made. Literally unlimited amount of food at our fingertips. All we do is carry around a shulker box full of mushroom stew and when it’s empty we take it and fill it up again. I definitely recommend this
I play touchscreen. I never have to kill the trader because he despawns naturally after a while and leaves llamas and leads behind. All I have to do is pick them up.
Or make a warped and crimson tree farm, whitch gives you plenty of warped and normal nether wart blocks (aside from shroomlighs, crimson and warped grass, and warped and crimson Logs), whitch can be made in bone meal
7:23 Don't get your hopes up, I had one of those before, it was just tasted like big fruit loops, but it didn't even taste as good, and it was super cold
‘That one friend with way too many tamed wolves’ Me who has 105 wolves in 1 realm that me and my friends play on and my other friends don’t have any, I only found 17 wolves but I kept breeding them
7:28 I have tried it. It is basically cereal puffs in liquid nitrogen. It doesn't feel too cold, but feels really dry. You can kinda taste it but it sometimes sticks to your tongue and cheeks
I actually often use ferns as a decoration for gardens and forests. And while I never built a fern farm I sometimes collect a few stacks of ferns when I find a taiga or jungle biome.
He suggests a Bonemeal Farm is something you maybe haven’t heard of before. I’d argue that it’s one of the first things you should be building. Also, to answer the narrators question, you need Dragon Breath to enchant arrows depending on what version you play.
0:28 It reminds me of how I first played minecraft...if someone will go to the old and my very first world, where I played it, they'll see a house made of different planks and 6 dogs with different names and colours.
About the cat farm: That one you showed is good enough for bedrock, but on Java cats work a little differently. See, when you have a bunch of cats, they'll all try to hop up on your bed and sleep next to you, but only one can succeed each night, and only that one will produce a drop. But if NONE of your cats can reach your bed, then in Java specifically, EVERY tamed standing cat has a 70% chance to produce a drop. That means if you put a TON of cats into boats or minecarts or tie them to leads far enough away from the bed that they can't reach it, you can get way more than one drop per night.
The most useful item out of those is the rabbit's foot in my opinion. You don't get enough of the other types of items for it to count but the foot could be marginally useful in some cases. Putting mending on an elytra makes it repair itself, and you don't REALLY need slow falling
Ah yes. I remember back in the day when you could craft things by throwing them together on the ground. If we could still do that with course dirt, then you could fully automate
Collecting tons of snowballs is actually really, really worth it. Snowballs do 3 damage per single hit to blazes. Therefore you can use them as a way to kill blazes in a blaze farm.
This is it. THIS IS WHAT I NEED. I don’t need melons and I don’t need ender pearls, but I _do_ need the Enderman Melon Farm. I just like the vibes, man.
7:22 omg i've had that before xD it's just cereal that's been frozen with that thing i just forgot the name of- oml kill me now- but like, u eat a few chunks of the frozen cereal and then if u exhale it looks like firey smoke is coming out of ur nose or mouth, whichever u exhaled from, and u have to be rly careful while eating it bc if u eat it too fast, not only can it give u brain freeze, but if ur tongue and the rest of ur mouth gets cold, it actually freezes onto ur mouth and it's supposedly very painful, but luckily i wouldn't know bc it hasn't happened to me uwuz
7:26 I actually had it when I went on vacation. they put liquid nitrogen in the drink and then put ice cream (usually) so when you breath it looks like vape clouds I mean dragons breath
8:27 Actually, I think in bedrock if it works the same way, that will be really useful. IDK if its different in Java but in bedrock it's used a ton in mob farms. There's a creeper one I use that would probably work better with a ton of fans instead of trap doors on the holes.
This video is fairly old. When they mention a dirt farm they don't even mention moss, with 1.18 you can build a dirt/bonemeal/moss(and all the blocks moss makes) farm that doesn't require a player... that also doesn't depend on mobs, just stone genorators and some redstone.
Zombie meat. You'll never need it if not for that In fact you will start to seek it for breeding dogs You're welcome Remember to bring splash strength potions with you...
You probably play bedrock edition. Fish have a higher chance of dropping bones(25% to be exact) whereas on Java edition fish have a 5% of dropping bonemeal.
Subscribe, or bad harvest
Ok
Joe mama
No u
*Damn*
Hello
Im nr 2
Ok sir
Thanks for the shout out!
I really have fun making unusual farms on my goal to farm everything in MInecraft so it's cool to see others enjoy it too.
Hi Ray's works!
That hobby (which I also share) is gonna be awesome come 1.17! (I hope. I’m on bedrock, so who knows what’ll be messed up)
Hello ray!
Ima get this man to do a among us mod video
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“Wolf farm”
Wow that sounds awesome!
“Dirt farm”
Wha-
Cool
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear mik
@@AxxLAfriku wth..-
Well you need a dirt farm if you play sky blocks
@@AxxLAfriku wha?
"Dirt Farms"
People who build dirt houses: "I'll take your entire stock!"
I'm confused, if it takes 2 dirt to make coarse dirt, doesn't it just make you cut your dirt in half?
@@Joker-fq6yx I’m confused.
@@yrburd Nevermind I didn't notice that coarse dirt gave 4 dirt
Sky Block Players: "We'll take your entire stock!"
me watching this with my wolf/dog irl xd
I now want to create a "mega farm" that has all the possible minercaft farms in as small as a space as possible, and a massive sorting system to sort out all the items.
Shulkercraft did something similar
Enjoy the lag
Man if we could be friends on mc and I was good at red stone I would help
There are some very small iron farms
i would love to help you could do a shulkercraft iron farm that auto sorts the poppies to bonemeal in a composter a chapman creeper farm a piston observer sugarcane farm (those really simple ones) and so much more that would be an EPIC project
Gotta say, the dirt farm is really coming to my rescue here. When I never imagined I'd ever utter the words "I need more dirt", this is a far better alternative than just lowly mining
"That one friend with too many tamed wolves"
Me who had to move all my dogs to their own chunk to keep them from lagging the game: of course I know him, he's me
ah yes the dog lag machine, it's a classic
I am the same but with cats XD I had 10 at one time when my friends were on and they got so annoyed at me as they couldn't change the floor of the house without nearly punching one of my cats.
My friends hate me as I have at least 10 cats and they can't change the floor without punching one of them. Safe to say my favourite place is the villages as you can always find cats there.
@@that1confusedfox435 Oh hey Aizawa lol
Yassss that's me as well !!!
Redstone farms be like : *I USED THE REDSTONE TO MAKE THE REDSTONE*
Witch farms.
@@S4c9 Or raid
Giving off thanos vibes
So what? I want a red stone
Infinite power
“Wolf farm”
*Technoblade wants to know your location*
Y E S-
Not another genocide like on l'manburg :(
I was thinking it
Uh what why
Nooooo no more exploding nations and genocide pls XD
STT: “We all have that one friend with a bunch of tamed dogs”
My friend with 40 tamed dogs capable of shredding netherite armor:
Me who is the guy with up to 11 dogs : iiiiinteresting
@@adrianaardila1321 now make a wolf farm and overtake Headshot's friend
I have 40 dogs and netherite armor... Ill take my crown of stupidity
@@BBMASTER413FAM don't worry, your own dogs won't attack you
Me having literally 136 dogs: Pathetic.
Me who has dog farm to make my army: happiness noises
0:26 me with 41 dogs you can Never have to much dogs
@@blueyeproductions8797 me who has 2 each 4 breeders:
I just use the dog farm for xp: happiness noiness
Chinese restaurant owner: Stonks
Me who knows breeding is more efficient
"watermelon farm"
also the chest : **2 stacks of ender pearls**
Me: '*what*'
i see this as an absolute win
i know but its a literal ender pearl farm too
Endermen are black so they fell in a trap
lol
Skip the tutorial farming the RUclips algorithm
Yay
200k subs when i last remember looking at his subs
S T E V E E E
M E G A M A N N Y
S P E C T A T O R
"at this point it's starting to border on a problem"
technoblade: *pathetic*
It always amazes me how even after being a huge fan of technical minecraft, playing the game since alpha, and frequently watching the Scicraft showcases Minecraft still has farms and mechanics being discovered and created that surprise me. Who would have thought you get bowls for striking turtles with lightning?
Thanks for these, it's always entertaining to see people pushing the boundaries of conventional minecraft, even if it is in the most specific and nearly useless ways possible!
3:48 the way he crafted it mentally and physically hurts me
ladies if your man is:
- a snow golem
thats not your man thats a snow block farm
Sno blok
@@randomlightstand yes
i never realised how much i needed this video.
ur other comment is basically saying it’s bad
@@AaoriBoss llol
Yeah
Delete the other comment, i prefer this one
Finally, a fern farm, just what I need for all the survival building gardens-
bee nests are actually beautiful building blocks in combination with planks and they are insanely rare( if you want large quantities) so a farm of them really isn't that weird
Skip the Tutorial: makes a tutorial
Me: *skips*
Skip: CoNfUsEd StOnKs
GG
lmao
I usually put flowers next to saplings in my regular oak or birch farms so I can get the occasional bee nest block along with my normal yield of lumber. It's pretty nice to be able to use bee nests for things, especially when one of my goals is to make a full apiary.
1:33 "no dirt here" the text says, with dirt 30 blocks away
Shhhh
@Xx_emeralds_xX your were supposed to say shhhhh with 5 h's
@Xx_emeralds_xX good 👌
shhhhhh
Shhhhhhh
1:45 "The downside is, the crafting step is still gonna be on you"
Not for much longer
1:33 - Skip: 'No dirt here'
The background: is a plains biome next to the desert
I swear to god Skip always finds a new way for making the viewer subscribing
It's a fun challenge for each video
@@skipthetutorial Big fan
@@skipthetutorial I love your channel tbh
"Even if Christmas is finish"
Radio: *well yes but actually no*
I'm confused. You use dirt to make dirt? How is that giving me more dirt
you can craft 2 dirt plus 2 gravel to get 4 cursed dirt which you can turn to normal dirt.renowable dirt is no longer a "dream"
@@anzeigefehler6495 oh no not cursed dirt
you don’t get it
@@anzeigefehler6495 CURSED DIRT???? UH OH
Anzeigefehler 649 NOT CURSED DIRT!
For the wolf farm I’d take wolves out two at a time using this method: Place a boat, wait for it to fill and pull it out with a lead (boats can go on leads)
Id break the wall n watch doggos spew everywhere lmao
Only on bedrock
The lead farm is perfect. You get to kill wandering traders and you get leads
And leather, whitch is always good for item frames or cool clothes
“A fern farm is useless”
Seeds: Am I a joke to you?
You can casualy get more seeds everytime a seed plant grows so a fern farm is near useless
Ya no
69 aye nice
Me(who is late game): *YES*
@@intelligent1964 so is wolf farm. Like does wolf breeding exist?
4:57
Junk!? Those are free Rabbit Feet! You know how many jump boost potions I can make- Wait... nobody needs Jump Boost either. You got me, skip.
but infinite leather...
4:17 it's not weird, it's useful.
A famous minecraft youtuber made one of these as a phantom membrane farm, and it works so well
"" why you go though the effort to get bee nests"
To get bees of course if you're having trouble finding bees nests
Or for decorations
"The cat gift farm can give you phantom membrane" that would break the dream Smp economy
I thought it said cat girl farm
@@i_love_ibuki_so_much lol
@@i_love_ibuki_so_much Elon: *I'm on it*
@@i_love_ibuki_so_much we need one of those now more than ever
I used cat to make bow
Skip the Tutorial out of context: You ever need BOWLS
Lol
I need bowls and papers
When you hit your friend:
His 100 dog's: so you have chosen death
@@Killerstarku thanks I'll make sure to turn off my auto correct next time
@@burntsteak7251 auto**
@@burntsteak7251 thanks**
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!!
@@matineeman3038 xD
I use wolf farms to make a wolf army. First, I tame 2 wolfs, then I go overboard and breed all the multiple wolfs again and again and then I kinda have a legit wolf army that can kill any non-boss aquatic mob.
edit: The farm is to store the wolfs.
edit again. I really hate seeing llamas die for when all you need is the trader to die
edit times 3. I really like editing.
Edit again. why do keep editing? anyways yes imma get into a lot of snowball fights, because it's fun
I am OBSESSED with wolves and I have over 50 wolves in my house! 😂
“They’re always that one person with to many dogs”
Stampy: 👁👄👁
He is my childhood
He is my childhood
@@nuchazardplays4102 same
@@nuchazardplays4102 same
@@nuchazardplays4102 same
Skip: idk why you’d want a dragon breath farm
Potion brewers: 👁👄👁
Skip be like: When are we getting actual Dragon Breath? In the liquid nitrogen update
4:16 I love how he just backs away like there's nothing down there
Actually bowls are pretty useful. Me and my friends have a world where we have all the best stuff and are making the auto farms to do the huge projects and we always had a food shortage no matter what we did we had a shortage among us. So me and a friend came up with the idea of mooshrooms for food and it’s the best decision we ever made. Literally unlimited amount of food at our fingertips. All we do is carry around a shulker box full of mushroom stew and when it’s empty we take it and fill it up again. I definitely recommend this
just make a hoglin farm or trade with villagers
Baked potatoes can be fully automated (bamboo for fuel + villagers for potatoes)
bread ?
4:07 as if anyone has ever hesitated to murder wandering traders.
Nope
I check their trades they always suck then kill them
@@bslblitzball0131 me too, except now I have Mini Blocks datapacks, so they're no longer useless (still very expensive lol)
but i still kill them after trading, i got a nice collection of wandering trader heads in my Head Box
I play touchscreen. I never have to kill the trader because he despawns naturally after a while and leaves llamas and leads behind. All I have to do is pick them up.
0:26 may I remind people of technoblades army of dogs which probably had upwards of 300 dogs
he killed 20 dogs in a second and it didn't dent his army
If you want a bonemeal farm, make an iron farm, sort out the poppies and compost them
Yeah these are just difficult versions of easy farms that's why nobody knows about them
Or make a warped and crimson tree farm, whitch gives you plenty of warped and normal nether wart blocks (aside from shroomlighs, crimson and warped grass, and warped and crimson Logs), whitch can be made in bone meal
"Granted,this process make you into a somewhat of a genocidal maniac"
Pekora: *I have no such conscience*
7:23
Don't get your hopes up, I had one of those before, it was just tasted like big fruit loops, but it didn't even taste as good, and it was super cold
i feel like a fern farm could be useful for someone who has some sort of mega build, and they want to decorate their custom terrain.
I never knew turtles can be “made into” bowls 🤯
thank you for the soul soil farm. I'll really need it for an endeavor on which i've recently embarked.
For #2, if you're doing a desert run, you can get dirt from mining, because there is "dirt veins" underground!
0:40 forbidden XP farm
"This process makes you a genocidal maniac"
Uhm sir, i already am :)
Dirty brother killer
a BIGGER psycho-geno-maniac
Lauren_ bad man
@@lesunshiney7584 Oh i guess so
‘That one friend with way too many tamed wolves’
Me who has 105 wolves in 1 realm that me and my friends play on and my other friends don’t have any, I only found 17 wolves but I kept breeding them
If you want a bonemeal farm, make use of the composter to turn crops into bones.
As always, wonderful video!
You forget the panda Farm for slime balls.. Very useful when playing in peaceful mode !
7:28 I have tried it. It is basically cereal puffs in liquid nitrogen. It doesn't feel too cold, but feels really dry. You can kinda taste it but it sometimes sticks to your tongue and cheeks
"Theres always that person who has way too many dogs"
*So you like exposing people, huh?*
Wolf farm
1:05 infinit dirt
1:48 emeralds
2:25 bone meal
3:04 fern farm
3:38 follow the lead
4:17 bulk order
5:00 melon farm
5:40 bowls
6:22 skeleton horses
7:00 dragon breath
7:35 bee farms
8:04 coral
8:40 snow farms
9:20 soul soil
Thank you! Appreciate it.
I actually often use ferns as a decoration for gardens and forests. And while I never built a fern farm I sometimes collect a few stacks of ferns when I find a taiga or jungle biome.
He suggests a Bonemeal Farm is something you maybe haven’t heard of before.
I’d argue that it’s one of the first things you should be building.
Also, to answer the narrators question, you need Dragon Breath to enchant arrows depending on what version you play.
0:28 It reminds me of how I first played minecraft...if someone will go to the old and my very first world, where I played it, they'll see a house made of different planks and 6 dogs with different names and colours.
Technoblade: Finally, now I can satisfy my chat!
The cat gift farm can actually be useful if you are having trouble with spider farms
About the cat farm: That one you showed is good enough for bedrock, but on Java cats work a little differently. See, when you have a bunch of cats, they'll all try to hop up on your bed and sleep next to you, but only one can succeed each night, and only that one will produce a drop.
But if NONE of your cats can reach your bed, then in Java specifically, EVERY tamed standing cat has a 70% chance to produce a drop. That means if you put a TON of cats into boats or minecarts or tie them to leads far enough away from the bed that they can't reach it, you can get way more than one drop per night.
I must say this was one of the craziest minecraft videos I've ever seen.
Thank you for the laughs.
For the cat gift farm phantom membrane is used for elytra repairing and slow fall potions
The most useful item out of those is the rabbit's foot in my opinion. You don't get enough of the other types of items for it to count but the foot could be marginally useful in some cases. Putting mending on an elytra makes it repair itself, and you don't REALLY need slow falling
I soooo need the fern farm! I love having potted ferns for decor!
Ah yes. I remember back in the day when you could craft things by throwing them together on the ground.
If we could still do that with course dirt, then you could fully automate
Him: shows the wolf farm
Technoblade: builds it in dreamsmp
Others in the smp: the war has began
yeah
Skip the tutorial: It is crazy and imposible to make farm
Mumbo Jumbo: Say no more
mumbo jumbo is nowhere near to be a farm expert tho
Hey guys! :D I hope you stay safe and have a nice day, God bless you!
:D
thx for saying that :D
@@NoNsm3 No problem! :)
Ah we meet again at last
@@LiterallyEveryone217 Lol hi
7:33 the what update!?
Collecting tons of snowballs is actually really, really worth it. Snowballs do 3 damage per single hit to blazes. Therefore you can use them as a way to kill blazes in a blaze farm.
Pretty useless in comparison with mending swords tbh
Step 1: Build a wolf farm
Step 2 : Put wolves in it.
Step 3: put trapdoors around it.
Step 4: Equip a sharpness V sword and commit a massacre
I've known most of these were possible but I never thought I'd see any
1:33 "No dirt here"
**dirt in background**
Skip: rabbits foot is useless
Jump boost potion: *am I a joke to you?*
I want to walk into my friends houses with thousands of dogs then sitting them
Bro imagine he hits you for a joke 1 millisecond later dies
This is it. THIS IS WHAT I NEED. I don’t need melons and I don’t need ender pearls, but I _do_ need the Enderman Melon Farm. I just like the vibes, man.
7:22 omg i've had that before xD
it's just cereal that's been frozen with that thing i just forgot the name of- oml kill me now-
but like, u eat a few chunks of the frozen cereal and then if u exhale it looks like firey smoke is coming out of ur nose or mouth, whichever u exhaled from, and u have to be rly careful while eating it bc if u eat it too fast, not only can it give u brain freeze, but if ur tongue and the rest of ur mouth gets cold, it actually freezes onto ur mouth and it's supposedly very painful, but luckily i wouldn't know bc it hasn't happened to me uwuz
The watermelon farm can be used for decoration
Getting bowl by crafting: *no*
Getting bowl by killing turtle: *yes*
Renewable fuel :3
7:26 I actually had it when I went on vacation. they put liquid nitrogen in the drink and then put ice cream (usually) so when you breath it looks like vape clouds I mean dragons breath
They used to sell those at florence mall those things are awesome they stop working after like 5 minutes tho
@@xoticplayz242 yea
Skip: Dead Coral fans can be surprisingly useful in minecraft.
Me: Any Y'all fans o' Dead Coral?
By the way, bone meal farms are now way easier with the new moss mechanics, ilmango made a video about it
8:27 Actually, I think in bedrock if it works the same way, that will be really useful. IDK if its different in Java but in bedrock it's used a ton in mob farms. There's a creeper one I use that would probably work better with a ton of fans instead of trap doors on the holes.
One time my friend had so many dogs that it lagged the game to almost unplayable. Many dog lives were taken that day....
Just move them to their own chunk
no-one:
Skip the Tutorial: i wonder if i can make a lead farm
I feel like an improvement on that fish-bonemeal farm would include axolotls, since whenever they kill a fish, that fish drops itself *and* a bone.
This video is fairly old. When they mention a dirt farm they don't even mention moss, with 1.18 you can build a dirt/bonemeal/moss(and all the blocks moss makes) farm that doesn't require a player... that also doesn't depend on mobs, just stone genorators and some redstone.
"Wolf farm"
"Dirt farm!"
"Emerald fox farm!"
"Bone meal farm!"
Me!: FARM is FARM!
I've tamed too many wolves before, so hard to feed them all, lol
Zombie meat. You'll never need it if not for that
In fact you will start to seek it for breeding dogs
You're welcome
Remember to bring splash strength potions with you...
0:40 Can't wait to try this xp farm!
oh no
Tbh I thought this was an XP farm for psychopaths.
@@anawesomepet why would you think that?
How dare you!😠
Everyone gangsta until I make a string cat farm because I have Aracnaphoboia
Already have
Skip: skeleton horse farms are only possible on 1.12
DocM77 on HC8: are you sure about that?
Him: fish have a 5% chance of dropping bones upon death
Me: they have a 75% chance for what I've been through
You probably play bedrock edition. Fish have a higher chance of dropping bones(25% to be exact) whereas on Java edition fish have a 5% of dropping bonemeal.
Skip the tutorial to skip your headaches :)