I have to tragically inform everyone that I forgot the Security Puppet existed. Upon a quick once-over, I think I would've given the Security Puppet an 11 or 12 points on the smoochable scale. With the tipping factor being the sympathy, as the Security Puppet technically isn't the Puppet we know but might've burned in the Pizzeria Simulator fire. I don't think it would've beaten out the winner, but it would've been up at S tier.
Sun getting a 12 is basically just that one soos line from gravity falls "My grandma was right all along. I am the world's most perfect man." (light shines down, doves perch)
@@camwyn256shoodycast is his original channel, he was running it before and during joining the game theory team. Most people on the GT team who make videos for the channel typically have their own channels.
Funny how, for nightmare foxy, the sharp tongue was written as a full negative when, from what I've seen, a lot of people are more fans of that and were disappointed it wasn't on the in-game model
The only thing I'd change is giving Glamrock Chica a higher sympathy score because you can actually hear very quiet crying if you get close enough in SB, which implies that she's completely aware under Vanny's control and being forced to watch her body be piloted by someone else.
I, personally, feel as though the puppet deserves more points in the sympathy category. The puppet was made to protect Henry's daughter, Charlotte, and did so diligently, but when Charlotte was murdered, they stayed by her side in an alley until the rain destroyed them.
@@fitch596it only doesn't count the backstory of the children, the Puppet stayed with Charlie before she possessed it, so as an animatronic it definitely deserves full sympathy points
I love how the Puppet gets so high a score - not just because of personal bias, but the ranking criterion happens to greatly favor their design. Also, it's so _tragic_ that the book exclusive characters are disqualified here. The smoochability of all those Baby variants literally cannot compete with Based Puppet
You could technically circumvent Circus Baby's dangerous features by simply bringing someone into the room with you, since she's programmed to only attack a lone target. Sure it would be kinda weird to bring an unrelated third party in to kiss a robot, but ask yourself: Is a little awkwardness really be enough to deter you from smooching a 7-foot robot child?
As a sun Simp, I am so proud of this community coming together to gaslight everyone into thinking Sun’s cute for max scores. Truly the moment of all time :)
I love how you go from giving a basic overall vibe of how the kiss would be, to basically just writing little fanfic drabbles for each character. Partway through the video rn and my favorite scenario is the one with Helpy. It’s just too cute. Funtime Chica got a pretty good scenario too
54:58 I love how she says “it’s a crime against nature that anyone would consider kissing Music Man” But you know who would try and kiss him, MatPat Think about, Music Man is his love child
I would kiss the DJ but in a purely platonic friendship way. He seems like he'd be fun to hang out with, plus Glamrock Freddy says that he's a nice guy and I have no reason not to believe him.
With the addition of ruin I feel like Roxy deserves an 11 because, she's only deadly towards Gregory. Other than that she is actually the exact opposite.
"But... is she smoochable?" Has to be one of the best lines delivered on this channel and the fact that we are talking about a 2 meters tall robot with a claw on it1s stomach, makes it even better.
@@phragrunt5680 Circus baby, "But... is she smoochable?" Has to be one of the best lines delivered on this channel and the fact that we are talking about , makes it even better.
@@nosks_stopmotionswhen sister location just came out I was sooo in love with ennard for some reason, I thought he is some kind of evil genius, so I totally get you
This is an indisputably fair ranking, however the omission of Prize King nullifies all of these scores and I will be smooching Ballora without hesitation. ...and im very happy to have drawn the thumbnail for this work of art ;)
I don’t think I’d be wrong in saying that most of the fans got flustered... Sigh, yes, including myself Hard agree on the rankings though. Sun is the purest, the best, the one that really earned his smooch. Moon’s goodnight kiss followed up by a suplex into a pile of chairs made me laugh. Maybe for the fans *Coughcough* Everyone in these replies *Cough* we can instead say he body slams us into a pile of pillows and blankets and promptly gives this smug little, “Goodniiiiight,” with a smirk audible in his voice. And Sun squealing in delight is adorable. Maybe he’d say something like, “I’m walking on air!” or, “I’m on cloud nine!” while propelling himself up into the air on his little cord system thingy to show how giddy he is and because he knows it’ll make us smile or laugh
1:17:21 Sun deserves his perfect score, he’s so babygirl Also, I prefer Sun over Moon but I’d still totally risk it for Moon. Daycare Attendant my beloved.
I'll take the risk to smooch both of them (equal kisses for both of em), either I get away from smooching Moon scott free, or I get a free chiropractic appointment, courtesy of Moon's suplexing skills
I clicked this video expecting to The Puppet and Day Care Attendent to have the best scores, because of the lack of safety hazards. Now, about Michael, if you are not using the Michael from shortener after the SL cutscene, it's more likely than not that he is back to being a normal human, because Remanent keeps flesh alive, which means that after some time the body is back to normal...minus some random paranormal ability.
Hold their jaw closed. That will work for the small ones at least Edit: I just imagined trying to give Plushtrap a head kiss while holding his jaw closed and he’s flailing around violently-
I love the "Can they bite? Yes. *Would* they bite? Oh, in a heartbeat" bits sm. Chuffed to live in a prime of post-ironic monsterkissing discussions. Appreciate all the DSaF callbacks :)
Born to late to explore the planet, born to early to explore the stars. Born just in time for five nights at feddys smooch tier list. Truly blessed 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Twenty minutes in and now I'm just imagining you running around the pizzeria jumping every animatronic to give them a smooch before running off to get the next one leaving them very confused.
Confused and broken hearted more like. Imagine you get your first smooch - potentially EVER - only for your smoocher to run off and smooch another! PROBABLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU TOO.
For plushtrap, in the books, he can canonically eat through literally everything, he is a literal mini woodchipper, a piranha that would eat you while you're still alive.
A true fan is able to recognize their beloved's flaws, and even acknowledge that there are barely any pros yet for some reason you still wanna smooch him.
honestly with Roxy you just gotta neg her a bit, tell her you don't want to smooch her and she'll have to over come your rejection making her no longer dangerous. Note: this is in no way an endorsement of negging real life people. also, if michael can get himself back together enough to get a job at a food establishment, he can for sure get a smooch 12/12
I do believe it wasn’t Michael work at the the pizzeria simulator because Michael can barely walk,had to live the shadows (It was sailing in the games) and he would scared Henry if he or any other people in the restaurant saw Michael like(I say just Henry if he hired him in secret)
This is for sure gonna come back to haunt me at some point but Michael's voice at the end of Sister Location is insanely attractive in my opinion. I second the 12/12 (which is wild because he and William basically sound exactly the same and hearing William's voice does absolutely nothing for me except piss me off tbh)
when you do the ruin animatronics, please put the individual point categories up on the screen! this video was hilarious & super entertaining, but my weird little brain *desperately* wanted to see the number breakdowns. it would be positively sun's kiss
I do like content where people take video game characters and rank them on something far outside their genre (Polygon's Mortal Kombat video ranking how well the characters can cuddle).
I feel a lot of us would smooch Glamrock Freddy additionally for him being such a comforting figure, who himself needs comfort and I believe most of us charmed by him would do so in a hearted, regardless of lips. Also despite not being on the gremlin scale he still seems perfect for forehead smooches because I feel he'd greatly cherish them as a sign of appreciation, which would probably be mutual. On another note while I agree with op's description of him possibly being slightly naive to the deep meaning of a lip kiss, I can see him getting a tiny bit flustered over it even if momentarily and probably fast to recompose himself, definitely not close to the flustered mess Sun was described with, lmao Listen I've been suffering nearly non-stop at the hands of the Ruin DLC and 99% of FNaF videos likely are lore-heavy and pull on our already frailed exhausted heartstrings, so this video was the freshest breath of good air i absolutely NEEDED for a good while now. Thanks op, subbing now.
On Springtrap, his bite might not break skin easily. But if it does, you're probably in for a nasty infection and will have to go to the have to go to the hospital. I pray that, if you do, you have an excuse ready for why you have that infection, or that you are ready to explain that you kissed a robotic shell with a rotting corpse inside.
However, if you run into Michael while trying to get over that nasty wound, I McF*cking dare you to tell him you kissed his father. I will pay handsomely if you manage to get proof that you did it.
I hate to say it, but I realize that a lot of people would certainly love to kiss spingtrap and for some reason would give him sympathy points too durning the fnaf 3 days. This was back when everyone wanted to make Afton into a very sympathetic character for some reason, and I think this was before fnaf 4 was out, so the excuse of “his child was murdered by those kids” was a thing. So don’t worry springtrap, even you get smooches by some of the fans.
I wouldn't mind these being a regular thing. They're a nice change of pace from all the lore videos. Maybe the next one could be which animatronic would you want as a partner in a John Woo style action movie.
@@Hotsingesl Which animatronic would be best to smooch is a very specific topic. I thought that if this were to be a regular thing, Might as well start taking it in the weirdest directions possible. If it's any consolation, You'll notice the Original comment is edited, This is because the original idea was "Which animatronic would you want as a partner in a buddy cop movie."
With Roxanne I feel like her aggression would likely be less and it’s due to the fact her aggression is caused from her self esteem issues. And I feel like anyone who just got kissed by someone would probably have a massive self esteem boost Btw, I only know some things about the game, I haven’t played it or seen much gameplay so take what I say with a grain of salt
To be fair, it is in their programming to take care of children, for the most part! However, it is said in the game that Roxy has an issue with again outside of Gameplay. I believe there's one or two accounts of her breaking STAFF bots on her raceway!
I think there's a factor you're missing for some of the freddies: the boop. Imagine getting in close to give them a little smooch, and then you give them a little boop on the nose and get that cute little sound! Also, i'm gonna do more to Glamrock Freddy and Roxy than just smooch if you know what i'm saying!
I would like to note two things about Montgomery Gator. 1. He has claws that are powerful enough to, at the very LEAST, break metal chains. I think that he would be able to tear any would-be smoocher to shreds. 2. He is implied (and practically confirmed in Ruin) to have murdered Glamrock Bonnie in order to take his place. Meaning that not only does he have anger issues, but is the jealous type (he may have also planned on killing Glamrock Freddy, as he takes his place in one of the non-canon endings) and is a straight-up murderer. All in all, I definitely wouldn't smooch 'em!
Both good points, but we're counting on Monty's ego being so inflated that he's flattered enough to go for the smooch. If not, they do sell safety helmets in Roxy Raceway!
@@Number_1_Rated_Salesman1997 don’t mind my other comment, but still the animatronics are still very strong even without any claws, so he could definitely beat Bonnie to death
This video was made for me. I can't thank you enough lmao. Though to your point at 21:02 , the Withered animatronics definitely smell of corpses, Phone Guy references "The smell" in regards to why they were retrofitted with the new tech, before ultimately being scrapped in favor of shiny, more kissable robots. Obviously the kids were already in there, implied by the Puppet Give Life minigame featuring the Withered models.
I'd give yendo one or two sympathy points because 1: he's naked 2: he's also stuck in the baby bunker with no implication that he ever gets out. Poor guy.
I don't remember if I commented on this already but this is such a fun video to come back to once in a while, the lil stories you write for how a smooch would go are adorable/terrifying and you're comedic timing is pretty great.
This is the most interesting smash or pass video I've seen. The seriousness of it and you keeping your analytical attitude also makes it really funny. This video is a gift.
For something that started as a simple joke video this is probably the best and most practical approach to this concept I’ve seen. You did a really great job making this entertaining and I didn’t expect the epilogues after each rating, definitely added to the immersion lol
technically, every buyable pizza sim animatronic can have a high liability risk because they can be marked down, and contain something dangerous inside
Easily Pan Stan. He has the smoothest face, he's not agressive, he can't and won't bite, and he's worth $10 so I feel bad for him. And he also is just plain metal so nothing gross or toxic.
As a former moon simp, i dont care im getting suplexed, im going all in for the smooch 👀 I think moon deserves some simpathy point for the whole virus thing, its probable that he wasnt as a gremling as he is now, but now infected directly by vanny and her puppet plaything
@@platinumg.8614 Well yeah but presumably if you were in the cycle with them you yourself would be converted into an ink creature such as a cycle human like Wilson was which would make you immune. Plus they would all have higher point values because everyone from Audrey to the Ink Demon deserves at least a little sympathy because they're almost all innocent people that are trapped in ink hell
@@orangeinkius7257 Fair fair. Also you dont kiss a damn bird with insects. And to make more sad to the Batim characters, they originally had a bad writer to do the script of the ink machine
I did one yesterday... Toon Alice and Allison won (12 points) Audrey (11 points) Henry/Betty/Buddy Boris (10 points) We discovered that the Butcher Gang and the Projectionist was more kissable than Twisted Alice, LOL
@@tomato7388 Here are some of my main rankings according to the video's rules with some slight adjustments, like most ink creatures are more mentally unstable and self defensive than accidently physically hazardous and they're more likely to attack you in ways besides biting you when you try to kiss them, with that being said The Ink Demon: 3/12 He doesn't have lips 0/2 he could definitely bite you by accident 0/2 He would kill you without an instant of hesitation, he's basically the cycle's grim reaper 0/2 In the first game he can kill ink creatures by being near them and he's covered in spikes 0/2 He gets one point for sympathy because he clearly hates himself and was tortured by Joey, Thomas Conner and Wilson, but he's still extremely evil 1/2 and yeah the ink demon gets more points for just being extremely cool 2/2. Baby Bendy (Gremlin type) 11/12 He Does have a very kissable forehead 2/2 He could never hurt anyone 2/2 He would never hurt anyone 2/2 He might turn into the ink demon if you dont stand near a signal tower so 1/2 The Keepers litterally tortured him of course he gets sympathy 2/2 Baby bendy is cute, objectively 2/2 Audrey 8/12 She does have human lips 2/2 No real physical hazards on her 2/2 Might attack you if you spook her 1/2 Depending on when you try to kiss her she might accidently put her hand on you and send you to the shadow realm, and you have to worry about ink poisoning even in the real world 0/2 Audrey does spend the game in a pretty terrible situation for no good reason 2/2 Personally I don't find Audrey physically cute or pretty but she is pretty damn cool so she gets one point 1/2 Twisted Alice 5/12 Has human lips on half of her face I guess 1/2 She might poke your eye out with one of her horns, or kill you if you piss her off 0/2 Similar to NotRealName's argument for circus baby it's pretty likely she'd let you kiss her to further her plans, she is referred to as a dark temptress, just get out quick 2/2 If you kiss her she might draft you do some dangerous task for her in return 0/2 The Sympathy category is really hard for me because despite being a ruined and abused entirely innocent woman as a human Susie now operates entirely on widespread murder, mutilation and tortures, and other characters have coped with being trapped in the cycle in much healthier ways, the shit that Joey put Susie Campbell through is a reason for Alice's behavior, sure but not a justification, so sorry, 0/2 Cool or Pretty? Absolutely 2/2 Sammy Lawrence 7/12 Get ready to kiss a blank ink face, he doesn't even have a mouth 0/2 Not really unstable or physically dangerous at all 2/2 Might kill you if he has a meltdown and thinks you're the ink demon but is otherwise fairly kind and respectful, Henry being in his presence by coincidence is was something he enjoyed with how lonely he is, Sammy would definitely accept a kiss 1/2 Depending on how much you're near him you might be collateral damage for him trying to worship the ink demon for the 8 billionth time 1/2 Sympathy? Sammy is generally kinder as an ink creature actually, every human version of him seems like kind've an asshole, and Sammy is forced to be introduced and killed constantly, even more than any other cycle goer, so yeah I can sympathize for him 2/2 I don't really find Sammy that cool or cute, I'll give him one point of ambiguous nature for all the infinite fangirls he has 1/2 Allison Angel 7/12 Does have perfect functioning lips 2/2 Be careful around the horns and don't spook her when she has a sword out 1/2 It's ambiguous but I think she might not approve of you kissing her because she and Tom appear to be in love based on the Come What May video, it's unclear though so 1/2 Tom might kill you, Henry talking with Allison pissed him off in the original game, you kissing his reincarnated ink wife is a fantastic thing to do if you want to be slowly ripped in half while he looks you in the eyes 0/2 Allison definitely deserves sympathy like most ink creatures, especially since she fights for good even despite all the trauma and pain every ink creature goes through 2/2 Allison is kind've cool and kind've pretty so she gets a point for that 1/2 Tom 7/12 Has wolf lips 2/2 No real accidental dangers besides the arm that might be unstable 1/2 Tom is very hard to get to trust you enough to get close to him and even then he and Allison appear to be a thing so this would probably be the last thing you ever do 0/2 No real odd hazards, in fact you're probably safer in the cycle by being near him 2/2 I can't really sympathize much with Tom because we have no real idea what his deal is, we don't even know if he's a grimwalker like Allison or the real Thomas Conner, and Tom doesn't exactly act nice, but he gets one sympathy point because he lives in ink hell and seemingly had an arm ripped off 1/2 Tom is a little cute when Audrey pets him and a little cool 1/2 Buddy Boris 12/12 Has wolf lips 2/2 Is utterly Harmless 2/2 would definitely accept a kiss and would probably be excited about it 2/2 Hazardless 2/2 He's not too troubled about being in the cycle but he still has no clue who he was and gets mutilated by Alice for no real reason so yeah 2/2 Boris is adorable 2/2 Wilson 4/12 Unfortunately, has lips 2/2 Might fall over when he leans in 0/2 Is a total creep and would accept a kiss (Poor Betty) 2/2 He's an old disgusting man with no redeeming qualities, if I could award him -50/2 in this category I would, unfortunately, that's not how this works so 0/2 Wilson is the Bendy equivalent of Jack Horner, a rich kid with no reason to be evil that is utterly obsessed with capturing a source of magic he isn't entitled to and will do anything to get it, enjoying the pain he causes on the way, I want this guy to die and I want to be the one to do it 0/2 Wilson isn't cute or cool in any way, he is a bastard 0/2 Betty 10/12 She always wears a mask, and the mask having lipstick on it might pass you in fnaf but not here 0/2 Betty has no physical dangers in the slightest 2/2 Unfortunately based on the implication of "Among other things" and Betty's general design choices it's likely she would be absolutely fine with being kissed 2/2 No hazards, she's perfectly healthy and clean 2/2 Betty has to live with Wilson, and work for him, among other things. This woman deserves all the sympathy the world can muster 2/2 I mean look at her 2/2 Henry Stein 9/12 Has normal lips 2/2 Can't really accidently hurt you 2/2 He wouldn't accept a kiss willingly, his entire motivation is to escape the studio because he want to see his wife again, and he is entirely unfazed and unimpressed by Twisted Alice's constant flirting so it's safe to say you couldn't win him over 0/2 Henry is old, but unlike Wilson he's well organized in his appearance and behavior and isn't completely disgusting 1/2 Henry litterally has to relive all the pain of BATIM hundreds of times, and all he got for it was Wilson locking him in a cell, I really hope Audrey give him some kind of happy ending when she takes over the cycle, Henry gets a lot of sympathy 2/2 Henry is pretty cool in my opinion, and I have a friend who's utterly obsessed with him, so for her sake he gets full marks here
My pre-watch pick: Roxxane Wolf or Glamrock Freddy. Roxy has lips and doesn’t particularly scare me. She doesn’t have fur that would get soggy, and speaks. Glamrock Freddy loses the lips, but has a very pleasant personality. Orville Elephant also feels delightful and soft. A gentle lover, probably. I also would give a little forehead(?) kiss to all the wet floor signs in Security Breach, as well as The Trash Gang. Plus a top of head kiss for each of the Freddles.
@@Goremasterhelsingyeh I’d imagine that they’re waaayyy too much for anything like a forehead kiss or just one hug. I see em acting like Nightmare Freddy’s little feral chihuahuas xD and I’d imagine their bite would be much much worse than any dog’s and in fact I feel your whole hand can be almost instantly gored with just a simple mistake of putting it in front of one of their faces lol Same goes for plushtrap probably except he’s probably more dangerous because he’s toddler sized
One thing about molten freddy that, at least in my exes, should give him at least 1 more point for sympathy, is that when you salvage him, he says he‘ll do his best and not disappoint, seemingly genuine. Though thats kind of offset by him attacking at night.
I don't care that Glamrock Freddy doesn't have lips, he will always be the most smoochable animatronic in my books. He is just that precious and adorable.
This made me realize that you had way fewer subscribers than I thought. You're one of the big FNAF RUclipsrs to me, but that's probably because I tend to agree with your opinions on the series and characters.
I’m sorry I’m only commenting this now on my 3rd rewatch (don’t ask why,) but I LOVE the fact that Bon Bon and Bonnet both got sympathy points just for having to PUT UP WITH the German bear 😭
The toy animatronics are basically robocops they watch for criminals so they wouldn’t bite if your a first time kisser but if you got a restraining order on an animatronic for too many smooches then maybe they’d bite Also is the shadow animatronics smoochable? If golden Freddy is I wanna smooch literal shadows.
Only just barley started with a small part of the intro but instead of me saying Toy Chica or Roxy would be the best to kiss because they are attractive, I’m gonna say that every character in this series (except Afton/Springtrap) needs a simple kiss on the forehead and a hug. Granted I’ll probably get my lips and arms torn off for even attempting it so most characters in the series wouldn’t be a smart idea to do so. I just feel a bit bad for them. Plus I’m not tall enough to even kiss most their foreheads
Nah a decent amount of the later ones have been shown to be friendly in the right conditions or out right especially glam rock Freddy he would not only let you hug and kiss him but give so in return plus a piggyback ride. He was designed to basically be a back up parent for anyone who needs a break from it he instinctively protects and nurtures seemingly anyone who asks or appears to need it. His only problems seem to be he constantly needs a decent amount of power and that he’s dimwitted.Also the small white and pink bear in fnaf 6 if he’s real he helped someone run a whole business with out even wanting or getting paid man really took some huge hits for the team. So ya there’s a little prove of how helpful and kind some of them are.
@@NebulaCloud2 I think jumping for a quick smooch for the unfriendly ones then asking for the friendly ones to simply lean down would do the trick expect for the really tall ones I don’t think there’s any way besides some loony toons shenanigans to get a smooch especially baby and nightmare puppet.Then again you could try and bring them down to your level might work or hiding behind a corner and waiting to get a smooch might also do the trick I could also see a person climbing on them to get a smooch.A stool in the right spot would probably be best though ya if you really think about though I think a ladder would actually be the best tool for the job although you’d have to get a lot of ladders cause I just don’t see you being able to take it with you after you get the kiss.
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I have to tragically inform everyone that I forgot the Security Puppet existed. Upon a quick once-over, I think I would've given the Security Puppet an 11 or 12 points on the smoochable scale. With the tipping factor being the sympathy, as the Security Puppet technically isn't the Puppet we know but might've burned in the Pizzeria Simulator fire. I don't think it would've beaten out the winner, but it would've been up at S tier.
I forgot about it too
I think you forgot N. Mangle as well (or maybe I missed it lol)
Edit: I just read the comment where you addressed it so forget I said anything lmao
Yeah, nice cover a “April fools video that was pushed back“ this is definitely just a joke.
I absolutely need to call out the map bot erasure here
Also where is the plush babies
"Don't go to Chuck E Cheese and kiss the rat"
Well there goes my weekend.
you're not the only one sadly
That's not gonna stop some opportunistic people though
IM STILL GOING FOR IT
STILL GONNA DO IT
@@smallestpupper5188 THAT'S MA BOY
This is what Scott Cawthon has in mind all these years. That stuff about the haunted robots and purple men was only the B plot
It's why the lore is all over the place. That was just made up on the spot to make way for the smooching
@@isaacbear7115the world's most convoluted romance novel
Sun getting a 12 is basically just that one soos line from gravity falls
"My grandma was right all along. I am the world's most perfect man." (light shines down, doves perch)
Lol
Yeah sun shouldn't be ranked like that he can't even move his mouth (not security breach
ruin)
@shauna5512 but silly goofy tall animatronic :(
"Apparently Nightmare Freddy breeds via budding" is a sentence that terrifies me to my core.
Why?
@@joshuarias5001 Just imagine in your mind the image of Nightmare Freddy budding. Enough said.
@@YoshiBoi08What's budding?
@@surprisedsockthey grow out of him
@@FunAngelo2005Ew but not as bad as I thought somehow
Another point about Bonnett: I'd say she's sympathetic, because she tells the player "Take me with you!" and sounds very genuine, not aggressive.
She tired of ft Freddy
@@ye-fg4yfeveryone loves ft freddy till they're stuck with a giant killer screaming bear
Spreading misinformation, huh?
This line isn't canon
Edit: Said this thinking it was an fanmade line, but it is an MINIREENAS line of the Custom Night of SL
Not that, it is spoken by the Minireenas, the ones that waste your oxygen
"No one wants to kiss Springtrap" Have you heard of a certain individual named Kwite?
You sure?...I know some simps out there
BHAHAHAHA-
Not to mention the tens of thousands of teenage girls w/ daddy issues that wanna do MORE than smooch him
Kwite x spring trap is the best ship and you can’t prove me wrong
and MEEEE
Most compelling lore analysis ive seen yet
matpat needs to get on this
Nah. This would be a SCIENCE analysis by Austin, who went to Shoddycast
How do we get this to MatPat? 🤔
@@anitachamberlain3391we share it a million times until he notices...idk
He hhhaaasss been awfully quiet since this video came out 🤔🫢
@@camwyn256shoodycast is his original channel, he was running it before and during joining the game theory team. Most people on the GT team who make videos for the channel typically have their own channels.
Funny how, for nightmare foxy, the sharp tongue was written as a full negative when, from what I've seen, a lot of people are more fans of that and were disappointed it wasn't on the in-game model
and one such fan of that would be me 😂😭
I'm not even sure it's a negative for smoochability.
I think it would make the experience a lot more fun.
@@nathangamble125 until is pierces your throat
@@nathangamble125 its made out of metal, probably sharp too
@@nathangamble125 he will stab you with it
"They are intangible creatures, you cant smooch them" THAT SOUNDS LIKE EXCUSES, IM GOING TO SMOOCH OLD MAN CONSEQUENCES AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
Staticky sloppy makeout sesh with the digital version of an atom 🥰
Ok, enjoy purgatory.
"Oh boy, smooching time!" -Link, 1989
**The girl he smooched would turn into a monster and Zelda would be even more annoyed with him**
😂
LOL
holy shit the cdi games are THAT old???
@@thetrunkmonkey6151 Not quite. The quote came from the cartoon, the CDi games came out in 1993
Disclaimer: a lack of kissability does NOT equate to any animatronic making up for such in... other... departments. I repeat... DO NOT YIFF THE FOX!!!
Lmao
Grand Canyon! Grand Canyon!
Foxy is a pirate, foxy is red…
I read this in Kirby’s voice and it greatly improved my experience
@@grayanddevpdx POYO! Hi poyo payoo eee! Hiii! Poyo…Poyo…eeeee. Poyo poy…POYO PAYU EEE!
"Don't kiss the rat" has the same energy as "Don't yiff the fox"
DSAF REFERENCE?!!!
H E Y T H E R E , O L D S P O R T
Grand Canyon! Grand Canyon!
@@BarryMcKibben 🗣🔥🔥🔥
O L D S P O R T
Apparently Roxy is incredibly based and helpful in Ruin, I think she deserves a re-evaluation
I agree, Roxy deserves the highest scor
She wouldn't murder you unless you are Gregory
Yep. She'd likely go up to 10 or 11
I'd kiss Roxy for sure
@@calliecalamity8787me too brother me too
"So many of these animatronics are greasy, contain rotten corpses, or are balloon boy." had me wheezing
"I can excuse corpses but ı cannot excuse ballon boy"
Justice for BB 😭
I like:1 prayer for BB
@@GaymerMajor "You can excuse corpses?"
@@PatheticWetCat1nope
The only thing I'd change is giving Glamrock Chica a higher sympathy score because you can actually hear very quiet crying if you get close enough in SB, which implies that she's completely aware under Vanny's control and being forced to watch her body be piloted by someone else.
I think the mediocre melodies deserve some sympathy points, simply due to the fact they were designed to live in the shadow of the main animatronics
The Medicore Melodies DO deserve more sympathy points, like 50! Also I'm Ezeckiel, you're welcome.😁
True. They also are traped in Small Air ducts in UCN so Sympathy points for back story
Ohhh, fair point. Because they are here in UCN after all, but hey, you know what they say, "The more, the merrier!".
I, personally, feel as though the puppet deserves more points in the sympathy category. The puppet was made to protect Henry's daughter, Charlotte, and did so diligently, but when Charlotte was murdered, they stayed by her side in an alley until the rain destroyed them.
Exactly it’s sad
she said the kids' deaths don't count tho
@@fitch596it only doesn't count the backstory of the children, the Puppet stayed with Charlie before she possessed it, so as an animatronic it definitely deserves full sympathy points
FR
She get full points on sympathy for me
I love how the Puppet gets so high a score - not just because of personal bias, but the ranking criterion happens to greatly favor their design.
Also, it's so _tragic_ that the book exclusive characters are disqualified here. The smoochability of all those Baby variants literally cannot compete with Based Puppet
You could technically circumvent Circus Baby's dangerous features by simply bringing someone into the room with you, since she's programmed to only attack a lone target. Sure it would be kinda weird to bring an unrelated third party in to kiss a robot, but ask yourself:
Is a little awkwardness really be enough to deter you from smooching a 7-foot robot child?
* vouyers have entered the chat *
@@wakkaseta8351Amen brotha/j
Bring someone who also wants to kiss the robo clone.
Once again, robot. Not child
hehe 420 likes
As a sun Simp, I am so proud of this community coming together to gaslight everyone into thinking Sun’s cute for max scores. Truly the moment of all time :)
This simp knew it was coming
He's SOOOOO CUTE!
I can't believe some people were actually convinced 😭
I love how you go from giving a basic overall vibe of how the kiss would be, to basically just writing little fanfic drabbles for each character. Partway through the video rn and my favorite scenario is the one with Helpy. It’s just too cute. Funtime Chica got a pretty good scenario too
I love the Helpy scenario. So adorable.
Some things have to be done including descriptions of the kissing experience of every character in the series.
@@ultmateragnarok8376 I agree that is absolutely necessary for us to keep living. LOL
“This video is a joke!”
*writes incredibly detailed fanfics of kissig each animatronic*
@@ColorWheel87 Literally this exactly-
Also I absolutely adore your username :D
54:58
I love how she says “it’s a crime against nature that anyone would consider kissing Music Man”
But you know who would try and kiss him, MatPat
Think about, Music Man is his love child
Kwite would kiss springtrap (you probably dont know him)
yea i might kiss Dj music man maybe
I would kiss the DJ but in a purely platonic friendship way. He seems like he'd be fun to hang out with, plus Glamrock Freddy says that he's a nice guy and I have no reason not to believe him.
@@ninjaboi120 EVERYONE WANTS TO KISS SPRINGTRAP... right?
@@sofisophiso5180 nope. I definitely do not wanna kiss that dead corpse moldy murder rabbit thing
With the addition of ruin I feel like Roxy deserves an 11 because, she's only deadly towards Gregory. Other than that she is actually the exact opposite.
"But... is she smoochable?" Has to be one of the best lines delivered on this channel and the fact that we are talking about a 2 meters tall robot with a claw on it1s stomach, makes it even better.
Which animatronic is? I didin't get it 100%
@@phragrunt5680 It's Circus Baby lol
Yup
@@phragrunt5680 Circus baby, "But... is she smoochable?" Has to be one of the best lines delivered on this channel and the fact that we are talking about , makes it even better.
1:26:20
"So many of these animatronics are greasy, contain rotten corpses, or are Balloon Boy."
fucking gold XD
The trifecta of cursed energy in FNAF.
I’ve never been more willing to watch an over an hour breakdown on Fnaf animatronics
Only because it’s about smooching 💀
@@The.Goblin.King... that’s the joke 💀
@@cannaer8164 I know 💀 I also only stayed here because it was about smooching. 💀
I was not expecting to hear the sentence: "Smooching Plushtrap is like smooching an angry chihuahua." Today but it's a somewhat pleasant surprise.
"Ennard just wants to get you in the scooping room so he can get inside you" dawg u could have worded that better 💀
HELP-
Ya
@@animals9416 ennard fr stretching my innards
@@nosks_stopmotionswhen sister location just came out I was sooo in love with ennard for some reason, I thought he is some kind of evil genius, so I totally get you
there's no other way to phrase it ;)
This is an indisputably fair ranking, however the omission of Prize King nullifies all of these scores and I will be smooching Ballora without hesitation.
...and im very happy to have drawn the thumbnail for this work of art ;)
Ooftrrop how smoochable do you think cheestrap is
We all know Prize King was a hallucination from the Pizza fumes.
@@fivenaf a full 12 points but due to his stature he is on the gremlin scale
@@theooftroopI very much agree, most smoochable animatronic
WHAT ABOUT FRUIT PUNCH CLOWN
The fact that I was actually getting flustered by the descriptions of a kiss from Sun and Moon speaks volumes.
SAME
YEP, ME TOO
It's a disease for real. I love them.
I don’t think I’d be wrong in saying that most of the fans got flustered... Sigh, yes, including myself
Hard agree on the rankings though. Sun is the purest, the best, the one that really earned his smooch. Moon’s goodnight kiss followed up by a suplex into a pile of chairs made me laugh. Maybe for the fans *Coughcough* Everyone in these replies *Cough* we can instead say he body slams us into a pile of pillows and blankets and promptly gives this smug little, “Goodniiiiight,” with a smirk audible in his voice.
And Sun squealing in delight is adorable. Maybe he’d say something like, “I’m walking on air!” or, “I’m on cloud nine!” while propelling himself up into the air on his little cord system thingy to show how giddy he is and because he knows it’ll make us smile or laugh
@@BlindStarLily Bro the add-ons you made were immaculate /gen
1:17:21 Sun deserves his perfect score, he’s so babygirl
Also, I prefer Sun over Moon but I’d still totally risk it for Moon. Daycare Attendant my beloved.
Y e s
I knew I would find a comment about sun, but Idk weather I sound or shouldn't be surprised by the amount of comments about said character
I take the risk too XD 9/12 isn't bad after all
I'll take the risk to smooch both of them (equal kisses for both of em), either I get away from smooching Moon scott free, or I get a free chiropractic appointment, courtesy of Moon's suplexing skills
" *and thus, my search for a comment simping over sun and moon has ended* "
I clicked this video expecting to The Puppet and Day Care Attendent to have the best scores, because of the lack of safety hazards.
Now, about Michael, if you are not using the Michael from shortener after the SL cutscene, it's more likely than not that he is back to being a normal human, because Remanent keeps flesh alive, which means that after some time the body is back to normal...minus some random paranormal ability.
Hold their jaw closed. That will work for the small ones at least
Edit: I just imagined trying to give Plushtrap a head kiss while holding his jaw closed and he’s flailing around violently-
This reminds me of having to give your pet a pill and hold their jaw shut, an act of love but perhaps not smart to kiss immediately after
Same!
I love the "Can they bite? Yes. *Would* they bite? Oh, in a heartbeat" bits sm.
Chuffed to live in a prime of post-ironic monsterkissing discussions.
Appreciate all the DSaF callbacks :)
“Any sympathy? No. No sympathy for balloon boy.”
Born to late to explore the planet, born to early to explore the stars. Born just in time for five nights at feddys smooch tier list. Truly blessed 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Yee
Im feeling so patriotic rn… 🫡
Can I get a holehujah
@@someguyinazoo HOLIJUANA!!!!!!
@@someguyinazoo
Holehujah
58:14
Okay, I'd actually blush at that. That's adorable. She's probably the best Chica variant to be around.
Fr that's so cute 😭
The fact you spent 1 hour of ranking how kissable all of these guys are is kind of impressive
Twenty minutes in and now I'm just imagining you running around the pizzeria jumping every animatronic to give them a smooch before running off to get the next one leaving them very confused.
This is the best comment I've ever read
Confused and broken hearted more like. Imagine you get your first smooch - potentially EVER - only for your smoocher to run off and smooch another! PROBABLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU TOO.
I just cannot stop thinking that Withered Freddy is absolutely adorable. Something about his design is just cute to me.
I'm going to be doing a Withered video soon! 83
He looks drunk to me
If someone new to Fnaf asks for a lore summary, send them this video
Kinda surprised that Chica's cupcake didn't make it onto this list. Seems like a fairly harmless gremlin.
She's food tho. She belongs to the "which FNAF animatronic is the best to eat?"
@@Spacebugg im pretty sure the cupcake is a dude sence everyone calls the cupcake carl
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Thanks for the info. I will try to not misgender a cupcake next time :d
I mean if kissing also includes eating then yeah. It should’ve been
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Carl isnt cannon and it’s a cupcake 💀
Ned bear is just programmed to be constantly drunk
Certain people wouldn't mind Nightmarrione's tentacles.
Why bring such interessing information in a smooch video?
@@platinumg.8614 because she mentioned the tentacles and it reminded me of _you know what._
Same with nightmare foxy’s tongue I suppose
🤨
Agreed. I guess it wouldn’t be quite a nightmare anymore for some people
For plushtrap, in the books, he can canonically eat through literally everything, he is a literal mini woodchipper, a piranha that would eat you while you're still alive.
as a springtrap smoocher myself, giving him a 1 was very generous of you lmfao
A true fan is able to recognize their beloved's flaws, and even acknowledge that there are barely any pros yet for some reason you still wanna smooch him.
I agree. It was super generous of you.
you people want to kiss William Afton's corpse??????????😕
@@TenoriteJSMaybe, maybe not.
yeah.....pretty much....@@TenoriteJS
honestly with Roxy you just gotta neg her a bit, tell her you don't want to smooch her and she'll have to over come your rejection making her no longer dangerous. Note: this is in no way an endorsement of negging real life people.
also, if michael can get himself back together enough to get a job at a food establishment, he can for sure get a smooch 12/12
I do believe it wasn’t Michael work at the the pizzeria simulator because Michael can barely walk,had to live the shadows (It was sailing in the games) and he would scared Henry if he or any other people in the restaurant saw Michael like(I say just Henry if he hired him in secret)
This is for sure gonna come back to haunt me at some point but Michael's voice at the end of Sister Location is insanely attractive in my opinion. I second the 12/12 (which is wild because he and William basically sound exactly the same and hearing William's voice does absolutely nothing for me except piss me off tbh)
28:53 he always comes back. Im sure he'll come back with the milk soon.
Being in A tier is exactly right, given your criteria, but Glamrock Freddy will always be S+ tier in my heart. He is such a nice fellow.
when you do the ruin animatronics, please put the individual point categories up on the screen! this video was hilarious & super entertaining, but my weird little brain *desperately* wanted to see the number breakdowns. it would be positively sun's kiss
Sure thing! I'm finishing up the Ruined Animatronics' script, but haven't started on the video yet. ^_^
@@notrealnamenotatall2476 0o0!! oh shit, i can't believe you responded!!!! Thank you!! and thank you for your really wonderful videos!!
Peak fnaf content.
So committed to the bit that the conversation has gone full circle from cringe to based. Truly unashamed, and that’s admirable.
The way she roasts the funtimes
I do like content where people take video game characters and rank them on something far outside their genre (Polygon's Mortal Kombat video ranking how well the characters can cuddle).
Live a little
Jake DoubleYoo ranking the Greek gods by how good they smell
I feel a lot of us would smooch Glamrock Freddy additionally for him being such a comforting figure, who himself needs comfort and I believe most of us charmed by him would do so in a hearted, regardless of lips.
Also despite not being on the gremlin scale he still seems perfect for forehead smooches because I feel he'd greatly cherish them as a sign of appreciation, which would probably be mutual.
On another note while I agree with op's description of him possibly being slightly naive to the deep meaning of a lip kiss, I can see him getting a tiny bit flustered over it even if momentarily and probably fast to recompose himself, definitely not close to the flustered mess Sun was described with, lmao
Listen I've been suffering nearly non-stop at the hands of the Ruin DLC and 99% of FNaF videos likely are lore-heavy and pull on our already frailed exhausted heartstrings, so this video was the freshest breath of good air i absolutely NEEDED for a good while now. Thanks op, subbing now.
“ She Smells Like A Trashcan… And She Is A Trash Can. “ Is The Perfect Description For Glamrock Chica.
On Springtrap, his bite might not break skin easily. But if it does, you're probably in for a nasty infection and will have to go to the have to go to the hospital. I pray that, if you do, you have an excuse ready for why you have that infection, or that you are ready to explain that you kissed a robotic shell with a rotting corpse inside.
However, if you run into Michael while trying to get over that nasty wound, I McF*cking dare you to tell him you kissed his father. I will pay handsomely if you manage to get proof that you did it.
@@vineaccount6832 "I McF*cking dare you" that has to be the best form of daring someone to something I have read in my life!
Thanks! It the one I use for dares that are just batsh*t insane.
"Decades old human jerky" absolutely undid me. Stellar job, A+, 100% worth the wait
I love how halfway in they start writing fanfics
"You know what's not cute?
..Extortion..."
LMFAOOOO☠️☠️
I hate to say it, but I realize that a lot of people would certainly love to kiss spingtrap and for some reason would give him sympathy points too durning the fnaf 3 days. This was back when everyone wanted to make Afton into a very sympathetic character for some reason, and I think this was before fnaf 4 was out, so the excuse of “his child was murdered by those kids” was a thing.
So don’t worry springtrap, even you get smooches by some of the fans.
I remember treating springtrap or rather spring bonnie and william afton as two separate entities.
Too bad that didn’t last as fnaf6 came
I wouldn't mind these being a regular thing. They're a nice change of pace from all the lore videos. Maybe the next one could be which animatronic would you want as a partner in a John Woo style action movie.
that's... a very specific request
@@Hotsingesl Which animatronic would be best to smooch is a very specific topic.
I thought that if this were to be a regular thing, Might as well start taking it in the weirdest directions possible.
If it's any consolation, You'll notice the Original comment is edited, This is because the original idea was "Which animatronic would you want as a partner in a buddy cop movie."
Helpy would be invaluable as a sidekick
Would you smooch a ghost?
A: heck yeah
B: heck yeah
C: heck yeah
D: heck yeah
ALL OF THE ABOVE
With Roxanne I feel like her aggression would likely be less and it’s due to the fact her aggression is caused from her self esteem issues. And I feel like anyone who just got kissed by someone would probably have a massive self esteem boost
Btw, I only know some things about the game, I haven’t played it or seen much gameplay so take what I say with a grain of salt
Ruin backs this up. She even put Cassie above herself twice, and kept her company when nobody came to the party.
To be fair, it is in their programming to take care of children, for the most part! However, it is said in the game that Roxy has an issue with again outside of Gameplay. I believe there's one or two accounts of her breaking STAFF bots on her raceway!
I think there's a factor you're missing for some of the freddies: the boop. Imagine getting in close to give them a little smooch, and then you give them a little boop on the nose and get that cute little sound!
Also, i'm gonna do more to Glamrock Freddy and Roxy than just smooch if you know what i'm saying!
What the fuck
REALLLLL
glamrock freddy is super nice, has the boopable nose, and id love to give him a hugggg
With at least the first Freddy he would end you in a second
The last line 😳
I would like to note two things about Montgomery Gator.
1. He has claws that are powerful enough to, at the very LEAST, break metal chains. I think that he would be able to tear any would-be smoocher to shreds.
2. He is implied (and practically confirmed in Ruin) to have murdered Glamrock Bonnie in order to take his place. Meaning that not only does he have anger issues, but is the jealous type (he may have also planned on killing Glamrock Freddy, as he takes his place in one of the non-canon endings) and is a straight-up murderer.
All in all, I definitely wouldn't smooch 'em!
Both good points, but we're counting on Monty's ego being so inflated that he's flattered enough to go for the smooch. If not, they do sell safety helmets in Roxy Raceway!
Fair point
Why would Monty have claws before replacing glamrock bonnie? And if he didn’t, why are there claw marks on Bonnie’s corpse?
@@TheOriginalSomeKidWhoDraws he replaced Bonnie to become the bass player, why would he have claws before that.
@@Number_1_Rated_Salesman1997 don’t mind my other comment, but still the animatronics are still very strong even without any claws, so he could definitely beat Bonnie to death
"That isn't very cash money of you, Superstar" -Glamrock Freddy
This video was made for me. I can't thank you enough lmao. Though to your point at 21:02 , the Withered animatronics definitely smell of corpses, Phone Guy references "The smell" in regards to why they were retrofitted with the new tech, before ultimately being scrapped in favor of shiny, more kissable robots. Obviously the kids were already in there, implied by the Puppet Give Life minigame featuring the Withered models.
I'd give yendo one or two sympathy points because
1: he's naked
2: he's also stuck in the baby bunker with no implication that he ever gets out.
Poor guy.
Came for the memes, stayed for the y/n fanfic segments after each character lmao, was not expecting that. Peak content 💖
I don't remember if I commented on this already but this is such a fun video to come back to once in a while, the lil stories you write for how a smooch would go are adorable/terrifying and you're comedic timing is pretty great.
Thank you so much! 8D
1:17:20
"You scored... A 12!?"
Sun: "My grandmother was right all along. I am the world's most perfect man"
This is the most interesting smash or pass video I've seen. The seriousness of it and you keeping your analytical attitude also makes it really funny. This video is a gift.
For something that started as a simple joke video this is probably the best and most practical approach to this concept I’ve seen. You did a really great job making this entertaining and I didn’t expect the epilogues after each rating, definitely added to the immersion lol
technically, every buyable pizza sim animatronic can have a high liability risk because they can be marked down, and contain something dangerous inside
I don’t know why but I would classify mangle as a gremlin. A little head smooch for all the trauma
To be completely honest, the Puppet has the most smoochable little cheeks. And a round little head! Puppet is definitely very smoochable 🧐
Yes she is
She also is the most tame because she can control her actions
Easily Pan Stan. He has the smoothest face, he's not agressive, he can't and won't bite, and he's worth $10 so I feel bad for him. And he also is just plain metal so nothing gross or toxic.
Yeah no kids stuffed in Pan Stan
Pan Stan stan account 😤👌💯
Glam rock Freddy is my pick or fruit punch clown
Nah, Pickles is the best. They’re only $15 😔😔😔
@@The.Goblin.King... Ya but don’t you want What a luxurious kiss?
“Circus baby is 7 feet tall!”
*”… Kick the baby!”*
It’s funny how the nightmares are worse to smooch than a literal serial killer.
I feel tremendously enlightened now. Matpat needs to step up his game, this right here, is pure treasure lore!
As a former moon simp, i dont care im getting suplexed, im going all in for the smooch 👀
I think moon deserves some simpathy point for the whole virus thing, its probable that he wasnt as a gremling as he is now, but now infected directly by vanny and her puppet plaything
"So many of these animatronics are greasy, contain rotten corpses, or are Balloon Boy." I absolutely lost it.
the smoochable bendy list would have a much higher average score, except for most creatures not having a mouth I guess
I think not. Kissing one could bring some problems because of the ink.
(Ok now I saw the points, but still)
@@platinumg.8614 Well yeah but presumably if you were in the cycle with them you yourself would be converted into an ink creature such as a cycle human like Wilson was which would make you immune. Plus they would all have higher point values because everyone from Audrey to the Ink Demon deserves at least a little sympathy because they're almost all innocent people that are trapped in ink hell
@@orangeinkius7257 Fair fair. Also you dont kiss a damn bird with insects.
And to make more sad to the Batim characters, they originally had a bad writer to do the script of the ink machine
I did one yesterday...
Toon Alice and Allison won (12 points)
Audrey (11 points)
Henry/Betty/Buddy Boris (10 points)
We discovered that the Butcher Gang and the Projectionist was more kissable than Twisted Alice, LOL
@@tomato7388 Here are some of my main rankings according to the video's rules with some slight adjustments, like most ink creatures are more mentally unstable and self defensive than accidently physically hazardous and they're more likely to attack you in ways besides biting you when you try to kiss them, with that being said
The Ink Demon: 3/12
He doesn't have lips 0/2
he could definitely bite you by accident 0/2
He would kill you without an instant of hesitation, he's basically the cycle's grim reaper 0/2
In the first game he can kill ink creatures by being near them and he's covered in spikes 0/2
He gets one point for sympathy because he clearly hates himself and was tortured by Joey, Thomas Conner and Wilson, but he's still extremely evil 1/2
and yeah the ink demon gets more points for just being extremely cool 2/2.
Baby Bendy (Gremlin type) 11/12
He Does have a very kissable forehead 2/2
He could never hurt anyone 2/2
He would never hurt anyone 2/2
He might turn into the ink demon if you dont stand near a signal tower so 1/2
The Keepers litterally tortured him of course he gets sympathy 2/2
Baby bendy is cute, objectively 2/2
Audrey 8/12
She does have human lips 2/2
No real physical hazards on her 2/2
Might attack you if you spook her 1/2
Depending on when you try to kiss her she might accidently put her hand on you and send you to the shadow realm, and you have to worry about ink poisoning even in the real world 0/2
Audrey does spend the game in a pretty terrible situation for no good reason 2/2
Personally I don't find Audrey physically cute or pretty but she is pretty damn cool so she gets one point 1/2
Twisted Alice 5/12
Has human lips on half of her face I guess 1/2
She might poke your eye out with one of her horns, or kill you if you piss her off 0/2
Similar to NotRealName's argument for circus baby it's pretty likely she'd let you kiss her to further her plans, she is referred to as a dark temptress, just get out quick 2/2
If you kiss her she might draft you do some dangerous task for her in return 0/2
The Sympathy category is really hard for me because despite being a ruined and abused entirely innocent woman as a human Susie now operates entirely on widespread murder, mutilation and tortures, and other characters have coped with being trapped in the cycle in much healthier ways, the shit that Joey put Susie Campbell through is a reason for Alice's behavior, sure but not a justification, so sorry, 0/2
Cool or Pretty? Absolutely 2/2
Sammy Lawrence 7/12
Get ready to kiss a blank ink face, he doesn't even have a mouth 0/2
Not really unstable or physically dangerous at all 2/2
Might kill you if he has a meltdown and thinks you're the ink demon but is otherwise fairly kind and respectful, Henry being in his presence by coincidence is was something he enjoyed with how lonely he is, Sammy would definitely accept a kiss 1/2
Depending on how much you're near him you might be collateral damage for him trying to worship the ink demon for the 8 billionth time 1/2
Sympathy? Sammy is generally kinder as an ink creature actually, every human version of him seems like kind've an asshole, and Sammy is forced to be introduced and killed constantly, even more than any other cycle goer, so yeah I can sympathize for him 2/2
I don't really find Sammy that cool or cute, I'll give him one point of ambiguous nature for all the infinite fangirls he has 1/2
Allison Angel 7/12
Does have perfect functioning lips 2/2
Be careful around the horns and don't spook her when she has a sword out 1/2
It's ambiguous but I think she might not approve of you kissing her because she and Tom appear to be in love based on the Come What May video, it's unclear though so 1/2
Tom might kill you, Henry talking with Allison pissed him off in the original game, you kissing his reincarnated ink wife is a fantastic thing to do if you want to be slowly ripped in half while he looks you in the eyes 0/2
Allison definitely deserves sympathy like most ink creatures, especially since she fights for good even despite all the trauma and pain every ink creature goes through 2/2
Allison is kind've cool and kind've pretty so she gets a point for that 1/2
Tom 7/12
Has wolf lips 2/2
No real accidental dangers besides the arm that might be unstable 1/2
Tom is very hard to get to trust you enough to get close to him and even then he and Allison appear to be a thing so this would probably be the last thing you ever do 0/2
No real odd hazards, in fact you're probably safer in the cycle by being near him 2/2
I can't really sympathize much with Tom because we have no real idea what his deal is, we don't even know if he's a grimwalker like Allison or the real Thomas Conner, and Tom doesn't exactly act nice, but he gets one sympathy point because he lives in ink hell and seemingly had an arm ripped off 1/2
Tom is a little cute when Audrey pets him and a little cool 1/2
Buddy Boris 12/12
Has wolf lips 2/2
Is utterly Harmless 2/2
would definitely accept a kiss and would probably be excited about it 2/2
Hazardless 2/2
He's not too troubled about being in the cycle but he still has no clue who he was and gets mutilated by Alice for no real reason so yeah 2/2
Boris is adorable 2/2
Wilson 4/12
Unfortunately, has lips 2/2
Might fall over when he leans in 0/2
Is a total creep and would accept a kiss (Poor Betty) 2/2
He's an old disgusting man with no redeeming qualities, if I could award him -50/2 in this category I would, unfortunately, that's not how this works so 0/2
Wilson is the Bendy equivalent of Jack Horner, a rich kid with no reason to be evil that is utterly obsessed with capturing a source of magic he isn't entitled to and will do anything to get it, enjoying the pain he causes on the way, I want this guy to die and I want to be the one to do it 0/2
Wilson isn't cute or cool in any way, he is a bastard 0/2
Betty 10/12
She always wears a mask, and the mask having lipstick on it might pass you in fnaf but not here 0/2
Betty has no physical dangers in the slightest 2/2
Unfortunately based on the implication of "Among other things" and Betty's general design choices it's likely she would be absolutely fine with being kissed 2/2
No hazards, she's perfectly healthy and clean 2/2
Betty has to live with Wilson, and work for him, among other things. This woman deserves all the sympathy the world can muster 2/2
I mean look at her 2/2
Henry Stein 9/12
Has normal lips 2/2
Can't really accidently hurt you 2/2
He wouldn't accept a kiss willingly, his entire motivation is to escape the studio because he want to see his wife again, and he is entirely unfazed and unimpressed by Twisted Alice's constant flirting so it's safe to say you couldn't win him over 0/2
Henry is old, but unlike Wilson he's well organized in his appearance and behavior and isn't completely disgusting 1/2
Henry litterally has to relive all the pain of BATIM hundreds of times, and all he got for it was Wilson locking him in a cell, I really hope Audrey give him some kind of happy ending when she takes over the cycle, Henry gets a lot of sympathy 2/2
Henry is pretty cool in my opinion, and I have a friend who's utterly obsessed with him, so for her sake he gets full marks here
“Nightmarish Pez dispenser” 💀💀💀
My pre-watch pick: Roxxane Wolf or Glamrock Freddy. Roxy has lips and doesn’t particularly scare me. She doesn’t have fur that would get soggy, and speaks. Glamrock Freddy loses the lips, but has a very pleasant personality. Orville Elephant also feels delightful and soft. A gentle lover, probably.
I also would give a little forehead(?) kiss to all the wet floor signs in Security Breach, as well as The Trash Gang. Plus a top of head kiss for each of the Freddles.
The freddles would bite your face and nose clean off
@@Goremasterhelsingyeh I’d imagine that they’re waaayyy too much for anything like a forehead kiss or just one hug. I see em acting like Nightmare Freddy’s little feral chihuahuas xD
and I’d imagine their bite would be much much worse than any dog’s and in fact I feel your whole hand can be almost instantly gored with just a simple mistake of putting it in front of one of their faces lol
Same goes for plushtrap probably except he’s probably more dangerous because he’s toddler sized
One thing about molten freddy that, at least in my exes, should give him at least 1 more point for sympathy, is that when you salvage him, he says he‘ll do his best and not disappoint, seemingly genuine. Though thats kind of offset by him attacking at night.
I think it is a joke line
I'm pretty sure it's meant to be somewhat ominous, as you just let him into the building while he clearly intends to do harm.
"Give fredbear a big smooch!" *C R U N C H*
I'd imagine Baby would some how use a smooch to lure you into the scooping room in a similar vain to that one "Friends on Other Side" meme.
YEAHHHH
Dude imagine if all she did in Sister Location was try to seduce you 💀 Skulling my emoji rn bruh
I don't care that Glamrock Freddy doesn't have lips, he will always be the most smoochable animatronic in my books. He is just that precious and adorable.
I’m a little sad that rwqfsfasc didn’t even get disqualified
I didn't want to say his name again. XD Totally didn't forget him.
This made me realize that you had way fewer subscribers than I thought. You're one of the big FNAF RUclipsrs to me, but that's probably because I tend to agree with your opinions on the series and characters.
Springtrap absolutely would rip me in half if I tried to kiss him but I'm willing to die for that.
"Helpy has never been known to hurt anyone"
Dawko: I beg to differ
Withered Chica described as a “nightmarish pez dispenser” is gold😂😭😭
Lack of fnaf games since Breach has left an impact. Also Roxy should've gotten all the points.
I’m sorry I’m only commenting this now on my 3rd rewatch (don’t ask why,) but I LOVE the fact that Bon Bon and Bonnet both got sympathy points just for having to PUT UP WITH the German bear 😭
The toy animatronics are basically robocops they watch for criminals so they wouldn’t bite if your a first time kisser but if you got a restraining order on an animatronic for too many smooches then maybe they’d bite
Also is the shadow animatronics smoochable? If golden Freddy is I wanna smooch literal shadows.
Only just barley started with a small part of the intro but instead of me saying Toy Chica or Roxy would be the best to kiss because they are attractive, I’m gonna say that every character in this series (except Afton/Springtrap) needs a simple kiss on the forehead and a hug. Granted I’ll probably get my lips and arms torn off for even attempting it so most characters in the series wouldn’t be a smart idea to do so. I just feel a bit bad for them. Plus I’m not tall enough to even kiss most their foreheads
Nah a decent amount of the later ones have been shown to be friendly in the right conditions or out right especially glam rock Freddy he would not only let you hug and kiss him but give so in return plus a piggyback ride. He was designed to basically be a back up parent for anyone who needs a break from it he instinctively protects and nurtures seemingly anyone who asks or appears to need it. His only problems seem to be he constantly needs a decent amount of power and that he’s dimwitted.Also the small white and pink bear in fnaf 6 if he’s real he helped someone run a whole business with out even wanting or getting paid man really took some huge hits for the team. So ya there’s a little prove of how helpful and kind some of them are.
Stool
@@NebulaCloud2 I’m afraid I don’t understand could you explain?
@@DownTrodded they said they aren't tall enough, so use a stool
@@NebulaCloud2 I think jumping for a quick smooch for the unfriendly ones then asking for the friendly ones to simply lean down would do the trick expect for the really tall ones I don’t think there’s any way besides some loony toons shenanigans to get a smooch especially baby and nightmare puppet.Then again you could try and bring them down to your level might work or hiding behind a corner and waiting to get a smooch might also do the trick I could also see a person climbing on them to get a smooch.A stool in the right spot would probably be best though ya if you really think about though I think a ladder would actually be the best tool for the job although you’d have to get a lot of ladders cause I just don’t see you being able to take it with you after you get the kiss.
We need a smashability list now
Omg a list of stuff like "Curviness", "Pointy Bits", "Human Shape", "Danger of Endoskeleton" 😂
@@hondaaccord1399POINTY BITS LMAO 😭