Forgot Candy Cadet! I think he would get a 8 as he did in the original smooching guide. Like with the Staff Bots, he's in a dirtier, damaged state, but he also gets more sympathy. It sort of balances itself out.
The "at this point youve kissed a garbage can and a crawling row of teeth" implies that the guide is a story about a person be they an employee or random person who's detirmed to kiss EVERY. SINGLE. FNAF. ANIMATRONIC. And has done it.
Honestly same energy as the protagonist from _Sucker For Love: First Date_ and his determination to smooch any and all eldritch cosmic entities he can get his lips on. (In particular, describing going down the list until finally getting to smooch M.X.E.S. has a really similar feel to the Nyanlathotep encounter haha)
@@Napoleonic_France838she is only nice once she knows you arent gregory, and also she is willing to bite off anyones face if she even suspects they are gregory.
Honestly, I'd give one sympathy point to Ruined Freddy. The body seems to be trying to put Gregory back into it's chest cavity; unaware of it's headless state, the fact that it now looks like the Monster House if it had legs and no eyes, and that Gregory is never returning to see it (not out of cruelness, but rather a mix of trauma and already having the Freddy part of Freddy).
@roxas5071 no offense but is common sense all that common plus it's a theory basically a guess and I'm sure we can agree no matter how many people believe something is true doesn't mean they can't be wrong 😁
Y'know, I was half-expecting M.X.E.S. to be disqualified since you could only see him in AR. So, I'm glad he's made it to S tier. The only drawback would be the Vanni mask getting in the way, so if kissing doesn't work then I'd be okay with hand-holding and then maybe boop his nose afterwards. He has a very boop-able nose.
Technically monty could be more smoochable if you tape his mouth shut, like real gators they can’t really do anything if you duct tape their jaws, I’d give him one extra point for that personally
He still has claws or at least Pointy metal fingers, and would probably go for the eyes! And could you even get close enough without him biting your hand off?
I need a fanfiction or a dating sim of like, a time traveler who's trying to smooch every single animatronic like they're collecting pokemon cards. It'd be beyond hilarious, imagine the shenanigans
The enemies to lovers with MXES made it unironically the most appealing. Like don’t get me wrong, I love Sun and Eclipse, but they feel like they’re programmed to be lovable, so it seems stale in comparison to your robot rival who has watched your kissing conquest finally giving in so you can both move on from the pizzaplex. There’s the character development, the drama, and most importantly there’s not rusty wires inches away from your lips!
One terrifying note about The Mimic is that this thing, despite how flimsy it looks, is POWERFUL. The Forklift Roxy couldn’t get off her for a while he just throws aside like it’s nothing before his chase. Then the elevator door closing on him doesn’t crush or dent his head, HIS HEAD DENTS THE DOOR followed by him willingly yanking his own stuck arm out of the door (which he probably will just replace with something lying around) with him starting to crush the bars of the elevator door with no effort and one hand as the inner doors shut. He could probably break every bone in your body if he wanted to, which he probably does, so I’d put his hazard level so low he gets into negatives. At least Ruined Freddy has to grab and shove you into his stomach to kill you, the Mimic can do anything and kill you in moments or make it extremely slow and painful as you die
I feel like it’s less “bravery” and more just having the self-preservation instincts of a dehydrated fruit. As much as I love Monty, that is a rusty, feral bear trap with legs! The gutsiest thing to do would be not crapping your pants while you’re fighting or running away from it
That opening had me cracking up for too long. Partly, it was because of the mental image I was getting of someone entering the Pizzaplex, having all the animatronics shamble out from the shadows and slowly and menacingly close in, only for the person to reach into their backpack, pull out ChapStick, and resolutely apply it. All the animatronics take half a step back, and exchanged glances, unsure how to proceed.
"Except you're planting one on rabbit-shaped spyware" send help, I'm dying of laughter. I want to smooch this video. 10/10 opinions. Factually accurate. Eclipse best boy.
Funny fact: The stitched-together costume is made to look like gregory. A blue jacket to mimic his blue shirt. An orange bracelet on the left hand to mimic his faz-watch. The lion's mane for his brown hair. A gash in its left leg because of the band-aid gregory has there. And even when it kills you, you can still hear it saying "I-I'm Gregory."
Yeah, I think the mimic failed miserably in trying to make himself look like Gregory, cause bro he doesn’t look like Gregory, like I guess if you squint but who will even trust a mascot that looks like something straight out of a furries basement
@@Grinningfartking6969it’s not exactly mad who but it’s not confirmed either like most things in fnaf. It’s just speculation really but it does make sense since the mimic putting on a random costume and taking different parts from each is random
Also, I have sympathy for the mimic. I see it as extremely misguided. Its whole backstory makes me feel incredibly bad for it. I actually hope there's some kind of redemption for it in the future, weirdly enough.
@@No.1RatedSalesman I literally have not read the books since silver eyes and like a small amount of twisted ones I'm just going off of what theorists have said. And even then, I have a hard time believing it's just evil for no reason. Idk
i think it's important to note, with the exception of the musicmen, and sun/moon/eclipse, all the animatronics are targetting gregory specifically, but the only animatronic that knows gregory beyond "there's a child in the building when there shouldn't be" is freddy, which means they're all targetting any children in the building, the fact that roxy knows cassie is why cassie is mostly safe
No not really, the main reason roxy is attacking is because he took her eyes. Vanessa told the animatronics that a kid named Gregory is in the pizzaplex after hours, its either that or they found out another way
I was hoping MXES would make the list using that AR loophole. Not surprised he made it to S tier since their is nothing physically dangerous about him, and he is very much a gigachad.
Eclipse seems to be a merging of the 2 hes the best without the worst gaining suns love for the kids and a freindly behavior but losing his paranoid frantic personality and getting moons calmer demeanor but losing his chaos gremlin personality sassy voice and aggressive nature resulting in a calm kind hearted animatronic who would if been a perfect daycare attendant had he been rebooted into existence before the unfortunate abandoning
Now on the other hand, if Glamrock Freddy's headless body does retain his personality, the most you'd get, if you can manage to calm him down, is a hand smooch and confusion before he continues looking for presumably Gregory
Somewhere far away Gregory and Freddy head are trying to hack the system and rescue Cassie: Freddy's head 😳 Gregory: What is your glitch? Freddy: I sense... A disturbance
Noteably moon seems to have gone mad with pain from the constant agony imposed apoun him and sun with every transformation considering he talks about the grinding gears in his head making "us" freezs and be unable to mive and how the light makes "us" hurt he seems to if in his fragile state of mind come to the conclusion that sun only ever suffers by being in the light and determined the best thing for both of them would be to have sun take a nap so he can take over but in his broken state of mind he cant see hes only managing to scare sun and seeing moon continue to say "us" instead of "me" or "i" shows he truly still cares for sun even if in a twisted messed up way brought on from a broken mind infected with glitched code
I think the DCA's hazards, aside from the claw-like endoskeleton fingers, ought to include that loose metal netting on their pants and torso. That stuff, even if not sharp at the edges, is definitely sharp where it's twisted off at sections, and wobbles around as they move even a little bit. Eclipse is also completely out of it - the 'kids will flood in in the morning' line is said at some point in the afternoon, as it's fully light out when Cassie comes in the window. I thought the endos were pretty cute.
Ruined Candy Cadet would get the same score as normal CC, but with an extra point in Hazard (he's been moldering/rusting alone in a cave since FNaF 6) and Sympathy (he's been moldering/rusting ALONE in a cave since FNaF 6)
Chica's quiet sobbing always implied to me that she's as intelligent as freddy and roxy, but has so much extra programing to try and make her not eat trash (that still doesn't work, thanks faz-co) that she can't express herself in anyway.
"You've been smoochin all up and down the Vegas strip,and none of them kiss as good as your old sport" ARE YOU IMPLYING D A V E HAS BEEN THE ONE KISSING ALL THESE ROBOTS?!
Amazing Ranking! Although, I would give Mimic... one sympathy point to be generous. He was made to hang out with a four year old and only learned aggression from his Creator/Father beating him to death within an inch of his life, and everyone from then on out using him to either make a quick buck or make their work easier, and he just kept learning and absorbing all this information. I can't help but feel a little bad for it... It's just doing what it was programmed to do, and it can't really unlearn the violent behavior it gained over the years and it just keeps building on previous knowledge..... soooo yeah I do feel slightly bad for it. Slightly... Still overall that nets his score a one. Still would be a terrible kiss.
It's been a month since this video was released, and I lay awake at night till this day thinking about the determined Animatronic kisser… Especially how they could be in this very room
Yup, we really REALLY have watched our beloved and precious papa bear go from a perfect 10 to a pitiful 0. I just really hope he's fixed somewhere with Gregory and Vanessa being the father figure Gregory always needed. Also I would probably try to smooch the M.X.E.S
You Kiss the Moon and You Kiss the Sun. You Take Everything that Seems like Fun. You stir it about and when you're done, You share a big slice with everyone.
6:18 if he got the same problem as real life aligators, you can simply hold his mouth shut. Aligators put all the points into powerfully biting down and forgot to put any points into opening their mouth.
Gotta say, I love the DSaF appreciation throughout the video. 7:05 Only to the people who call him "puppy". 9:52 Don't forget the jagged, cracked plastic. 37:00 Tiny? That thing is like 6 feet tall! It may be proportionately lanky, but it's still got big hands with meaty bludgeons for fingers. 48:09 Good choice, baby gators are adorable. 50:10 Excellent writing and editing.
I would actually argue that Monty's bite power here should be a 1, not a 2. Though his sharp teeth and big gnashing jaw are threatening, Cassie (a child) is seen able to somewhat fend him off with her bare hands. She also survives an altercation with him at the start of the game where he came at her jaws-first. Still not very smoochable though
This was fun! I think MXES is the most smooch able but Glamrock Bonnie...I just want to save him. Maybe smooches after the rescue, if he plays his cards right. Poor guy, all smashed up and immobile. He deserved better. Thanks for the laughs!
I'd give sympathy points to Mimic, he was beaten up by his dad and he probably doesn't even know why, and he probably doesn't even realize he's doing bad things
I love the story you put into this video and the idea of not cassie but some random person going into an abandoned restaurant to smoocheth thy robots is hysterical
As per usual, you are doing the Real Work and I stand in awe of your dedication. This isn't always pleasant. It isn't always rewarding. These are the perils of rigor and comprehensiveness: for every sympathetic Daycare Attendant or downtrodden Roxanne you have to rank and go over, there's a slew of mini Music Men and headless Freddies and other godawful horrors that require the same thorough inspection. There can never be enough appreciation for just how much sustained focus goes into an endeavor like this. I just thank my lucky stars that I live in an age where I can know there's someone like you out there, fighting the good fight.
honestly, ruined monty is kinda cute?? in a way?? like, he’s a weird feral dog with not too much going on in his head. maybe more weirdly endearing than cute. that part where he’s gnawing on the gates and failing to get through them, especially with the feral noises he makes the entire time, is very funny. also who at steel wool decided to give m.x.e.s the facial structure of a hot human man? why is he so chiseled? why is his jawline so sharp? i demand answers.
21:16 Roxy only protects Cassie and has sympathy for her because she’s her favorite character. It just strokes her ego. Doesn’t change how I look at her at all.
Its 9pm where I live, I had a sh*t day and almost lost 3 patients. BUT THANK YOU FOR THE SMOOCHING VIDEO!!! ❤ Now I can have a good night, rest well and with peace of mind. 🙏🏻
The flashlight didn't turn on Sun? Sun was trapped in the AR world I thought. "trapped in a nap" We only interact with Sun in the AR world, and if you change between Mask and the Real world when Sun is singing, the singing suddenly stops. and even when lights shine onto Moon he doesn't turn into Sun. Whatever mechanism that makes them switch effectively seems to be broken. Which is why Sun begs for a reboot in the first place. I mean, Sun holds Moon back, sure, but he's not actively online in the real world. And I thought Moon wanting forever nighttime was just him lashing out in revenge against Sun. Who kept the lights ON... on.... ON.... Now it's HIS turn to nap forever... No more Sun. (The boyyyss are figgghting)
i didnt know i needed to do any of this but now i have a massive medical bill would recommend just stopping at the day care attendant. Yes, he's just a sweetheart!
Hear me out: when down where the Mimic is, bring Roxy and smooch in front of Mimic. Now Mimic sees smooching, and mimics smooching everyone. Day is saved!
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Forgot Candy Cadet! I think he would get a 8 as he did in the original smooching guide. Like with the Staff Bots, he's in a dirtier, damaged state, but he also gets more sympathy. It sort of balances itself out.
C a n d y
Stay away from MXES we're already married
@@RimFaxxe 🤨
@@Glorkenborp MXES is my husband
@@RimFaxxe bros dating a pixel BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
The "at this point youve kissed a garbage can and a crawling row of teeth" implies that the guide is a story about a person be they an employee or random person who's detirmed to kiss EVERY. SINGLE. FNAF. ANIMATRONIC. And has done it.
Honestly same energy as the protagonist from _Sucker For Love: First Date_ and his determination to smooch any and all eldritch cosmic entities he can get his lips on.
(In particular, describing going down the list until finally getting to smooch M.X.E.S. has a really similar feel to the Nyanlathotep encounter haha)
@HannahBanina i bet this is secretly not real name not at at all biography. Judging by how biased the daycare attendant and puppet score was XD
They would have to be either immortal or really bloody old
That’s the best part. She crafted a story and world within Ruined.
And she’s got jokes lol
@@skeletonwarlock5741 or they're a time traveler
To be honest I think Eclipse would actually be the perfect one to smooch since realizing that he was the nicest one so far out of the Ruin group.
Same with Sun I suppose
I agree
Absolutely, that goes the same with Sun for me
So is roxy in the ruin
@@Napoleonic_France838she is only nice once she knows you arent gregory, and also she is willing to bite off anyones face if she even suspects they are gregory.
Honestly, I'd give one sympathy point to Ruined Freddy. The body seems to be trying to put Gregory back into it's chest cavity; unaware of it's headless state, the fact that it now looks like the Monster House if it had legs and no eyes, and that Gregory is never returning to see it (not out of cruelness, but rather a mix of trauma and already having the Freddy part of Freddy).
Yeah his jumpscare seems more like old habit of trying to put who he thinks is Gregory in a safe place
its actually a prototype
oh btw no offense just allot of ppl get it wrong
@@keithseybert7187fym wrong the prototype freddy theory has been disproved like 100 times by something people call COMMON SENSE
@roxas5071 no offense but is common sense all that common plus it's a theory basically a guess and I'm sure we can agree no matter how many people believe something is true doesn't mean they can't be wrong 😁
@@keithseybert7187 i get if its a theory with some value
This one has shit nothing.
Y'know, I was half-expecting M.X.E.S. to be disqualified since you could only see him in AR. So, I'm glad he's made it to S tier. The only drawback would be the Vanni mask getting in the way, so if kissing doesn't work then I'd be okay with hand-holding and then maybe boop his nose afterwards. He has a very boop-able nose.
I want him to continue the nose squeak legacy, even though it's usually reserved for the Freddy line
MXES definitely deserves an eskimo kiss.
Boop the MXES
Boop the snoot!!
Boop the bun!
Ishowspeed already knows how bad of an idea it is to smooch Ruined Chica.
I died reading this 💀 😂
😭...
🥩
I mean, clearly he REALLY enjoyed it, he went in for more then just a kiss!
@@theguythatasked6400what happened. 0_0
I loved that part when she said "It's smoochin' time!" and smooched all over the animatronics.
"Oh boy! Smooching time!"
-link, the legend of zelda cartoon
“Time to get smoochin.”
Somebody animate all the smooching :D
Most more like all
@@penguinmaster7 "ÆH-" -Zelda
Technically monty could be more smoochable if you tape his mouth shut, like real gators they can’t really do anything if you duct tape their jaws, I’d give him one extra point for that personally
He still has claws or at least Pointy metal fingers, and would probably go for the eyes! And could you even get close enough without him biting your hand off?
I would give him two more points because he *isn’t ruined chica*
@@ninaneo6933 it’d be worth for Monty
Yeah but he's got that fenestrated/arched endoskeleton mouth, where are you supposed to tape him shut?
I need a fanfiction or a dating sim of like, a time traveler who's trying to smooch every single animatronic like they're collecting pokemon cards. It'd be beyond hilarious, imagine the shenanigans
Mimic decided he wanted a new makeover for finally getting out. What a legend. ✨
See? Why can't guides be this useful these days?
I'd be more likely to get into a fist fight with The Mimic before even THINKING about smooching it.
Unironically more helpful then the Ultimate Guide and Character Encyclopedia combined
Yore horribel speling disgsts mie, yts splled *encyclopedia*
@@TheStopmotion2 Your horrible spelling disgusts me, it's spelled "encyclopedia"**
@@TheStopmotion2 that is really funny
I feel like the entity would even kiss you PASSIONATELY just for the sake of you getting out
WHAT.
@@StarCandyyyy intrusive furry thoughts. Also i didn't espected for 44 people to agree with that statement
@@StarCandyyyy oh wait, the video was already about kissing, nevermind
@@dilfasriel6354 LOL MOOD
the video that’s been more anticipated than the dlc itself💀
The happy music stopping and the deadpan ‘and the kids are never coming. Two sympathy points’ sent me
This is better than most FNAF content.
Sadly true
Most FNAF content is trying to look for a crazy theory no matter how bad that makes the plot
Old man
@@ms_dife5639 A bit newer to the fnaf fandom actually
@@beanieboo-M.K.Y dawko and fusion is still good
The enemies to lovers with MXES made it unironically the most appealing. Like don’t get me wrong, I love Sun and Eclipse, but they feel like they’re programmed to be lovable, so it seems stale in comparison to your robot rival who has watched your kissing conquest finally giving in so you can both move on from the pizzaplex. There’s the character development, the drama, and most importantly there’s not rusty wires inches away from your lips!
Oh my god I absolutely lost it at the, “There’s also an alternate ending,” bit. I’d pay money for that ending ngl-
Absolutely
The sequel we asked for,but certainly didn't deserve
One terrifying note about The Mimic is that this thing, despite how flimsy it looks, is POWERFUL. The Forklift Roxy couldn’t get off her for a while he just throws aside like it’s nothing before his chase. Then the elevator door closing on him doesn’t crush or dent his head, HIS HEAD DENTS THE DOOR followed by him willingly yanking his own stuck arm out of the door (which he probably will just replace with something lying around) with him starting to crush the bars of the elevator door with no effort and one hand as the inner doors shut. He could probably break every bone in your body if he wanted to, which he probably does, so I’d put his hazard level so low he gets into negatives. At least Ruined Freddy has to grab and shove you into his stomach to kill you, the Mimic can do anything and kill you in moments or make it extremely slow and painful as you die
“Ruin Chica has degraded from hot mess, to hot garbage.”
Best line of the whole video 😂
I love how we just had a enemies to lovers arc with M.X.E.S, I'm not sure if that could ever happen, but still gave me a good laugh.
You have to have nerves of steel and so much guts and bravery that you're reckless to try and kiss Monty or the Mimic.
I feel like it’s less “bravery” and more just having the self-preservation instincts of a dehydrated fruit. As much as I love Monty, that is a rusty, feral bear trap with legs! The gutsiest thing to do would be not crapping your pants while you’re fighting or running away from it
@@spiggityspoo756 but Monty doesn't have legs.
@@dejinnthedjinn5311 He had them at one point, but now he’s just got two arms. Arm-legs. Larms, if you will
@@spiggityspoo756a moving or dragging Bear trap with mohawk sounds better!
That opening had me cracking up for too long. Partly, it was because of the mental image I was getting of someone entering the Pizzaplex, having all the animatronics shamble out from the shadows and slowly and menacingly close in, only for the person to reach into their backpack, pull out ChapStick, and resolutely apply it. All the animatronics take half a step back, and exchanged glances, unsure how to proceed.
MXES has a perfect jawline so I’d say he’s pretty good looks wise and deserves his spot
"Except you're planting one on rabbit-shaped spyware" send help, I'm dying of laughter.
I want to smooch this video. 10/10 opinions. Factually accurate. Eclipse best boy.
“Who anyone would love to replace their own absent father with”
Ouchy ya got me
Funny fact: The stitched-together costume is made to look like gregory. A blue jacket to mimic his blue shirt. An orange bracelet on the left hand to mimic his faz-watch. The lion's mane for his brown hair. A gash in its left leg because of the band-aid gregory has there. And even when it kills you, you can still hear it saying "I-I'm Gregory."
Yeah, I think the mimic failed miserably in trying to make himself look like Gregory, cause bro he doesn’t look like Gregory, like I guess if you squint but who will even trust a mascot that looks like something straight out of a furries basement
Funny fact: this does not make Mimic any more kissable, as Gregory has a record breaking negative number on the scale.
this feels 100% made up
@@Grinningfartking6969it’s not exactly mad who but it’s not confirmed either like most things in fnaf. It’s just speculation really but it does make sense since the mimic putting on a random costume and taking different parts from each is random
We should give The Mimic 1 singular point simply for one reason:
It's got cool emo hair👍
also, it does have a sympathetic backstory
The new dlc made Eclipse hella smoochable
The fact that this is a thing and it’s good is amazing! Also I love that this “shorter video” about smooching robots is an hour long
kissing is serious business
The other one was almost 2 hours long
Also, I have sympathy for the mimic. I see it as extremely misguided. Its whole backstory makes me feel incredibly bad for it. I actually hope there's some kind of redemption for it in the future, weirdly enough.
If you're reffering to uts story in the books, remember that book details aren't always cannon, and can be changed for game story
@@No.1RatedSalesman I literally have not read the books since silver eyes and like a small amount of twisted ones
I'm just going off of what theorists have said.
And even then, I have a hard time believing it's just evil for no reason. Idk
@@scrungles7853 the theories go off the book lore because that's l we have
i think it's important to note, with the exception of the musicmen, and sun/moon/eclipse, all the animatronics are targetting gregory specifically, but the only animatronic that knows gregory beyond "there's a child in the building when there shouldn't be" is freddy, which means they're all targetting any children in the building, the fact that roxy knows cassie is why cassie is mostly safe
No not really, the main reason roxy is attacking is because he took her eyes. Vanessa told the animatronics that a kid named Gregory is in the pizzaplex after hours, its either that or they found out another way
The theories we should actually worry about
Honestly...valid opinion about the ar rabbit. Truly enemies to lovers potential.
I unironically love and find it hilarious that Entity ended up in S tier lmfao
I was hoping MXES would make the list using that AR loophole. Not surprised he made it to S tier since their is nothing physically dangerous about him, and he is very much a gigachad.
MXES is a perfect candidate for an eskimo kiss, since you'd have to keep the VANNI mask on.
Don't forget he has the best jawline in the history of Fnaf.
@@gneu1527bro has that 90º angle jaw-line
Eclipse seems to be a merging of the 2 hes the best without the worst gaining suns love for the kids and a freindly behavior but losing his paranoid frantic personality and getting moons calmer demeanor but losing his chaos gremlin personality sassy voice and aggressive nature resulting in a calm kind hearted animatronic who would if been a perfect daycare attendant had he been rebooted into existence before the unfortunate abandoning
What if you took Bonnie's head and attached it to Freddy's body? I'm pretty sure it would work perfectly
Why not try to find the head repair station to fix Bonnie?
Now on the other hand, if Glamrock Freddy's headless body does retain his personality, the most you'd get, if you can manage to calm him down, is a hand smooch and confusion before he continues looking for presumably Gregory
Somewhere far away Gregory and Freddy head are trying to hack the system and rescue Cassie:
Freddy's head 😳
Gregory: What is your glitch?
Freddy: I sense... A disturbance
Noteably moon seems to have gone mad with pain from the constant agony imposed apoun him and sun with every transformation considering he talks about the grinding gears in his head making "us" freezs and be unable to mive and how the light makes "us" hurt he seems to if in his fragile state of mind come to the conclusion that sun only ever suffers by being in the light and determined the best thing for both of them would be to have sun take a nap so he can take over but in his broken state of mind he cant see hes only managing to scare sun and seeing moon continue to say "us" instead of "me" or "i" shows he truly still cares for sun even if in a twisted messed up way brought on from a broken mind infected with glitched code
I think the DCA's hazards, aside from the claw-like endoskeleton fingers, ought to include that loose metal netting on their pants and torso. That stuff, even if not sharp at the edges, is definitely sharp where it's twisted off at sections, and wobbles around as they move even a little bit. Eclipse is also completely out of it - the 'kids will flood in in the morning' line is said at some point in the afternoon, as it's fully light out when Cassie comes in the window.
I thought the endos were pretty cute.
The guide we needed in our lives
“The kids are never coming, 2 sympathy points” is so funny. Great work as always!
49:45 The Enemies to Lovers arc you accidentally stumbled into
Ruined Candy Cadet would get the same score as normal CC, but with an extra point in Hazard (he's been moldering/rusting alone in a cave since FNaF 6) and Sympathy (he's been moldering/rusting ALONE in a cave since FNaF 6)
Chica's quiet sobbing always implied to me that she's as intelligent as freddy and roxy, but has so much extra programing to try and make her not eat trash (that still doesn't work, thanks faz-co)
that she can't express herself in anyway.
Dang...
13:50
Sun doesn't need a smooch, he just needs therapy.
edit: Mom I'm famous :D
He needs both.
He'll get both
yeah he needs it. :)
Also a warm blanket!
And some glitter glue! :D
You forgot giant cupcake. It's sentient about as much as the wet floor bots with the added bonus of actively swiping at us.
"You've been smoochin all up and down the Vegas strip,and none of them kiss as good as your old sport" ARE YOU IMPLYING D A V E HAS BEEN THE ONE KISSING ALL THESE ROBOTS?!
This is so rejuvenating compared to all the theories. It's nice to get goofy, but still valuable information.
Amazing Ranking! Although, I would give Mimic... one sympathy point to be generous. He was made to hang out with a four year old and only learned aggression from his Creator/Father beating him to death within an inch of his life, and everyone from then on out using him to either make a quick buck or make their work easier, and he just kept learning and absorbing all this information. I can't help but feel a little bad for it... It's just doing what it was programmed to do, and it can't really unlearn the violent behavior it gained over the years and it just keeps building on previous knowledge..... soooo yeah I do feel slightly bad for it. Slightly... Still overall that nets his score a one. Still would be a terrible kiss.
Just tell Mimic "sure you can be Gregory from now on, let's get ice cream"
It just needs a hand to hold and guide it. It could be friend shaped.
It could be friend shaped, but it could also reshape you to have no limbs... Guess it depends on your charisma
@@stephaniesheep1147 I wish I could like your follow up multiple times.
@@Hex.A.Decimal same here
@@Hex.A.DecimalIf the Mimic became Gregory M., there would be no more smooching, just forehead kisses. That's my son, now.
The enlightenment continues. With every smooch video we get closer to the light. Onward, my brothers and sisters.
Very fun video!
I love the little tsundere, rivals to lovers situation going on with M.X.E.S. It’s so funny
It's been a month since this video was released, and I lay awake at night till this day thinking about the determined Animatronic kisser…
Especially how they could be in this very room
Yup, we really REALLY have watched our beloved and precious papa bear go from a perfect 10 to a pitiful 0. I just really hope he's fixed somewhere with Gregory and Vanessa being the father figure Gregory always needed.
Also I would probably try to smooch the M.X.E.S
You Kiss the Moon and You Kiss the Sun.
You Take Everything that Seems like Fun.
You stir it about and when you're done,
You share a big slice with everyone.
This is funny, but then you realize what Ruin's codename essentially is and *_i r o n y ._*
6:18 if he got the same problem as real life aligators, you can simply hold his mouth shut. Aligators put all the points into powerfully biting down and forgot to put any points into opening their mouth.
Gotta say, I love the DSaF appreciation throughout the video.
7:05 Only to the people who call him "puppy".
9:52 Don't forget the jagged, cracked plastic.
37:00 Tiny? That thing is like 6 feet tall! It may be proportionately lanky, but it's still got big hands with meaty bludgeons for fingers.
48:09 Good choice, baby gators are adorable.
50:10 Excellent writing and editing.
“The kids are never coming.” HELP LMFAO 💀💀💀 YOU DIDNT NEED TO INJURE MY BOY LIKE THAT
Im just imagining a cop dragging you out of the ruined pizzaplex as you struggle to try and escape and kiss the robots.
I think it would be interesting to make a "disqualified smoochers" list. I think it'd be interesting to see if you'd do a guide on them too
I would actually argue that Monty's bite power here should be a 1, not a 2. Though his sharp teeth and big gnashing jaw are threatening, Cassie (a child) is seen able to somewhat fend him off with her bare hands. She also survives an altercation with him at the start of the game where he came at her jaws-first. Still not very smoochable though
Now to figure out which lipstick would work best for the most smoochable bot.
This was fun! I think MXES is the most smooch able but Glamrock Bonnie...I just want to save him. Maybe smooches after the rescue, if he plays his cards right. Poor guy, all smashed up and immobile. He deserved better. Thanks for the laughs!
I don't care what you say, I'm kissing all of Sun/Moon/Eclipse.
Although Sun and Eclipse are cute, I lean towards Moon more...
Fun fact: Eclipse is a sweetheart
I know, it's shocking right ?
I'm obsessed with the idea of the person going in and smooching dangerous animatronics, kinda like the protagonist of Sucker for Love
Cant wait to see what the objective, factual smooch list for the ruined animatronics looks like!
Hell yeah it's 50 minutes. I can't listen to music like I workout idk what's wrong with me. Thank your for your service!
I love these videos so much, thanks for being such a great content creator!
Thank you so much! 😊I'm glad you enjoy them!
I'd give sympathy points to Mimic, he was beaten up by his dad and he probably doesn't even know why, and he probably doesn't even realize he's doing bad things
I can’t believe this video was almost an hour long. I really like the longer content . Thank you 🙏
It's finally here! Can't wait to find out how digital bunny threat ranks ♡
I firmly endorse and agree with the opinions in this video lmao
M.X.E.S. out here looking like Glitchtrap hit the gym and became a giga-chad
I love the story you put into this video and the idea of not cassie but some random person going into an abandoned restaurant to smoocheth thy robots is hysterical
As per usual, you are doing the Real Work and I stand in awe of your dedication. This isn't always pleasant. It isn't always rewarding. These are the perils of rigor and comprehensiveness: for every sympathetic Daycare Attendant or downtrodden Roxanne you have to rank and go over, there's a slew of mini Music Men and headless Freddies and other godawful horrors that require the same thorough inspection. There can never be enough appreciation for just how much sustained focus goes into an endeavor like this. I just thank my lucky stars that I live in an age where I can know there's someone like you out there, fighting the good fight.
Nobody can resist MXES' Chad jawline. It's over for Mimicels
I have said this once and I will say it again, I thought you weren't supposed to bang the machines!
you're not supposed to yiff the fox, thankfully, there is no foxes here
@@Nativah._. If we are forbidden to yiff the wolf, then a riot will begin
@@llewelynshingler2173 a wolf is not a fox, hope that helps
@MyNameIsUnknownSmthINeverTold bro are you dense they're talking about roxy
@@Idfkidc-p2o roxy is a wolf...a wolf is not a fox....what are you missing from this conversation
This video puts the “X” in M.X.E.S.
Ruined Monty is adorable how dare you not have the exact same opinion as me
honestly, ruined monty is kinda cute?? in a way?? like, he’s a weird feral dog with not too much going on in his head. maybe more weirdly endearing than cute. that part where he’s gnawing on the gates and failing to get through them, especially with the feral noises he makes the entire time, is very funny.
also who at steel wool decided to give m.x.e.s the facial structure of a hot human man? why is he so chiseled? why is his jawline so sharp? i demand answers.
This is the best video I've ever watched and I haven't even watched it yet. I just know how good it will be
21:16 Roxy only protects Cassie and has sympathy for her because she’s her favorite character. It just strokes her ego. Doesn’t change how I look at her at all.
mxes *knows* he got on the top of the list. he knows. i can tell
The dog memes at this point make Ruined Monty cute, you can't say he isn't adorable- 😭
Its 9pm where I live, I had a sh*t day and almost lost 3 patients. BUT THANK YOU FOR THE SMOOCHING VIDEO!!! ❤
Now I can have a good night, rest well and with peace of mind. 🙏🏻
Whooo new video! Also I love that you included the blurry MXES screenshot in your thumbnail lol
Ooftroop made it for me and knew exactly what it needed. XD
I think Ruined Roxy is absolutely adorable! Her endo looks like a lil kitty cat, I wanna pet her head 🥺
aint no way i watched someone talk about smooching virtual animatronics for an hour
Gotta watch these guides before the movie...
MXES certainly looks like the puppet, especially if you take off the ears. Could be another theory for another day!
"not that cute" bruh that virtual rabbit is a snack
The flashlight didn't turn on Sun? Sun was trapped in the AR world I thought. "trapped in a nap" We only interact with Sun in the AR world, and if you change between Mask and the Real world when Sun is singing, the singing suddenly stops. and even when lights shine onto Moon he doesn't turn into Sun. Whatever mechanism that makes them switch effectively seems to be broken. Which is why Sun begs for a reboot in the first place. I mean, Sun holds Moon back, sure, but he's not actively online in the real world. And I thought Moon wanting forever nighttime was just him lashing out in revenge against Sun. Who kept the lights ON... on.... ON.... Now it's HIS turn to nap forever... No more Sun. (The boyyyss are figgghting)
It's kind of hard to tell, admittedly. Despite that, Sun would have to be fully in control for a smooch.
i didnt know i needed to do any of this but now i have a massive medical bill would recommend just stopping at the day care attendant. Yes, he's just a sweetheart!
Another quality upload, thank you for giving the robot kissers a voice.
one of those days huh 💀
Hear me out: when down where the Mimic is, bring Roxy and smooch in front of Mimic. Now Mimic sees smooching, and mimics smooching everyone. Day is saved!
Wet floor bots should've been in at least A tier
Also gotta love you going tsundere for M.X.E.S.