The Nightmare That Is Cocomelon

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025

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  • @donnabeneviento2456
    @donnabeneviento2456 3 года назад +12222

    For the past year, I've had to endure Cocomelon almost on a daily basis because of my baby sister. I can also confirm that "Cocomelon withdrawals" are a real issue.

    • @HashiNuke
      @HashiNuke 3 года назад +843

      My cousin's kid also has those tantrums. He watched too much of those like a drug addict snorting tons of cocaine.

    • @saladmancer4802
      @saladmancer4802 3 года назад +611

      My sisters ex would put it on for his daughter and it's God awful, she would throw fits when she didn't get to watch it. Unfortunately now the same thing happens for slime asmr because of my sister.
      Update: Had to babysit my niece and my sister told me to just put on cocomelon for her for a few hours

    • @844SteamFan
      @844SteamFan 3 года назад +75

      @@saladmancer4802 rip

    • @cheebuu3360
      @cheebuu3360 3 года назад +71

      Yes yes yes, I'm performing the action right now
      Yay yay yay, I like it, wow!
      I'm in the same situation as you..

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 года назад +210

      our babies are becoming addicts...........except the cats their still fine and cute.

  • @adrianyates4434
    @adrianyates4434 3 года назад +9838

    Bluey seems like a really good show for kids. From what I've seen, it really seems to promote playing outside, and after watching the episode kids could use a similar scenario to what they watched while being outdoors

    • @I_like_cheesecake24
      @I_like_cheesecake24 3 года назад +952

      Bluey a good ass show in general I even found
      myself enjoying it lol

    • @chocomin5059
      @chocomin5059 3 года назад +453

      Same here, I highly recommend it. It’s really good

    • @xxxslyraiderxxx8945
      @xxxslyraiderxxx8945 3 года назад +382

      My girlfriend's oldest sister has 3 kiddos, and they watch bluey

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 3 года назад +326

      My sis watches that.
      Cocomellon found its way to Netflix so now I have to fight her to watch something else

    • @bonilebacon8299
      @bonilebacon8299 3 года назад +153

      I once watched it at a hotel. Love it since.

  • @ingloriousMachina
    @ingloriousMachina 3 года назад +20672

    I'm a nanny and when I look at ads put out by families, it's common to see parents request mininal screentime for the kids, but sometimes I specifically find "NO COCOMELON," and it is honestly such a relief to see.
    UPDATE: I now work at a daycare, and the no cocomelon days are over. All good things must come to an end.

    • @Insert-thing-here-Fan
      @Insert-thing-here-Fan 3 года назад +1124

      Dayum you are lucky, i had to babysit few times and all of the time they would ask for cocomelon

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina 3 года назад +751

      @@Insert-thing-here-Fan
      -I'm gonna start them on reptile documentaries and Fraggle Rock-

    • @Insert-thing-here-Fan
      @Insert-thing-here-Fan 3 года назад +162

      @@ingloriousMachina um... Whats a reptile documentary ;-;

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina 3 года назад +604

      @@Insert-thing-here-Fan
      Very simple. A nature documentary but about reptiles specifically.

    • @Insert-thing-here-Fan
      @Insert-thing-here-Fan 3 года назад +82

      @@ingloriousMachina oh ok

  • @jordanfischler00
    @jordanfischler00 Год назад +373

    I'm surprised Bluey's Hide and Seek, an episode about bluey not being able to stay on task and having to learn to focus to accomplish the goal she set out to do, is way less hyperactive than anything cocomelon put out

  • @elenas3571
    @elenas3571 3 года назад +4238

    I used to volunteer for a preschool and they had “song time” where the kids would listen to songs on a tablet and eat some snacks. A cocomelon video came on and all of the tots stopped what they were doing put down their cheese crackers and remained fixated on the screen for the duration of the video. It was honestly kind of terrifying.

    • @sokol2629
      @sokol2629 3 года назад +467

      The teachers should stop showing a tablet and only play music on it (but normal music)

    • @Awesoemfella
      @Awesoemfella 3 года назад +156

      @@sokol2629 what do you mean by normal music lol, i originally thought you were talking about idk modern hip hop or pop songs about idk break ups, relationships, sex, parties or just issue's going on in the world or writer's life.
      i assume you mean regular songs as in the abcs, the rainbow song, wheels on the bus and nursery rhymes

    • @sokol2629
      @sokol2629 3 года назад +134

      @@Awesoemfella Yes regular and also in another language or without lyrics. And the teachers in my preschool played pop songs in english (it is not our language).

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 3 года назад +179

      Honestly everyone should put parental restrictions on tablets where they don’t show videos like Cocomelon or other garbage videos that feel like MK Ultra.

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 3 года назад +81

      @@Awesoemfella yes.. song that fit for kids.. nursery rhymes are fine so are some other songs on their own.. just none of the cocomelon stuff because it just overall seems like it won't be very good in the long run.. relaxing instrumental music can also work

  • @luismt7542
    @luismt7542 3 года назад +1593

    I imagine one of those cocomelon kids in the future having a Winter Soldier-like episode when they hear the cocomelon intro for the first time in 20 years

    • @dragonqueen9452
      @dragonqueen9452 3 года назад +19

      XD

    • @cookiethecommentateror5469
      @cookiethecommentateror5469 3 года назад +200

      *THE COCO FELON HAS BEEN ACTIVATED*

    • @XiELEd4377
      @XiELEd4377 3 года назад +55

      Man I wonder what the future generation is going to be like (I think Tiktok MIGHT be a bit more mature in the future)

    • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
      @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 3 года назад +30

      @@XiELEd4377 Gen Z: The reveenge

    • @Pewie.
      @Pewie. 3 года назад +11

      @@XiELEd4377 for me it feels like a 50/50, you never really know what's gonna happen. I don't think its gonna become like vine at this rate though, so I'm just gonna guess

  • @theelementalgriffin2092
    @theelementalgriffin2092 3 года назад +3673

    Cocomelon actually makes me greatful for all the "bad" preschool shows back in the day, at least those had creativity.

    • @theelementalgriffin2092
      @theelementalgriffin2092 3 года назад +16

      @Anti-republican brazilian. Yep.

    • @SeBa-xb3jn
      @SeBa-xb3jn 3 года назад +56

      At least they were trying

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 3 года назад +87

      Like Dora the Explorer which is waaaaaaay tooooo slooooooow?

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 3 года назад +3

      @Anti-republican brazilian. If you want to learn Spanish you should just watch Dora the Explorer in Spanish.

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 3 года назад +67

      @Anti-republican brazilian. Yeah it’s the most dumbed down toddler show I’ve ever seen. Although I think it’s good to teach Spanish it’s not enough Spanish to be worthwhile (and in other languages she teaches English apparently). There are better shows to learn Spanish I guess if you just watch them in Spanish. I wonder how well Ni Hao Kai Lan reaches Mandarin.

  • @anablackwood6141
    @anablackwood6141 Год назад +278

    I found out I'm autistic/ADHD about two years ago which means I've gone my entire life not knowing what the hell was wrong/different about me. I really enjoyed kids' shows and cartoons growing up. But when I started checking out shows with my own kid, they gave me insane headaches and drove me nuts. This does a VERY good job at explaining why. I've since introduced my kid to the shows I watched as a child (especially something like Blue's Clues or something equally "calm" when she needs to chill out before bed). Thanks for helping me figure all that out and give a name to it.

    • @JUNIPER_FR
      @JUNIPER_FR Год назад +23

      Yes! My baby brother loves blues clues and bluey, but wont even watch something like cocomelon!

    • @Kittneyy
      @Kittneyy Год назад +17

      ​@@JUNIPER_FRrare gen alpha w

    • @Foxy_Lightning
      @Foxy_Lightning 10 месяцев назад +12

      I swear, if I ever have a child, I'll let them watch only old shows, things like the classic seasons of Thomas & friends or the little red tractor (Dunno if that one was ever distributed outside of german speaking countries), things I enjoyed watching as a kid.

    • @jacobjcb8883
      @jacobjcb8883 10 месяцев назад

      @@Foxy_Lightning ruclips.net/video/OGCvyW1yx4M/видео.htmlsi=11rQhpeL3HE6BF6H
      Little Red Tractor was actually a British show dubbed in German "Kleine Rode Traktor"

    • @ashercollins-cf5by
      @ashercollins-cf5by 8 месяцев назад +3

      If I have a kid, I’ll introduce it to the shows I grew up with as well like The OG Wiggles, Yo Gabba Gabba, Thomas, etc.

  • @soylatte1288
    @soylatte1288 3 года назад +2144

    As an early child development sciences major, I really appreciate you mentioning that even shows for toddlers should have substance. The majority of brain development occurs in the early years.

    • @josevictorribeirolisboa7576
      @josevictorribeirolisboa7576 2 года назад

      Does that mean not enough brain development makes people stupid? That might be the reason people in my country are so stupid

    • @holynarwhale8729
      @holynarwhale8729 2 года назад +8

      What shows for toddlers would you recommend?

    • @soylatte1288
      @soylatte1288 2 года назад +87

      @@holynarwhale8729 Bear in The Big Blue House, Bluey, sesame street

    • @holynarwhale8729
      @holynarwhale8729 2 года назад +33

      @@soylatte1288 thanks but also HOW THE HELL DOES BLUEY HAVE A HIGHER IMDB SCORE THAN BREAKING BAD LOL

    • @soylatte1288
      @soylatte1288 2 года назад +66

      @@holynarwhale8729 its a damn good show, thats why both families and kids love it

  • @orchaloneldritch
    @orchaloneldritch 3 года назад +3517

    I don't understand why people are so fond of the "But it's for kids" argument as if toddlers and young children are hamsters or something, as if what they consume doesn't matter because they're not even human yet. It's precisely because they're children that they deserve to experience good, healthy entertainment. Our brains develop at a very rapid rate when we're kids. What these kids consume will reflect on their social life, school life, and by extension the development of their whole early personality. Why does this even need to be said?

    • @chickennuggetman2593
      @chickennuggetman2593 3 года назад +108

      truer fax have never been spat
      until now

    • @WoobyWorks
      @WoobyWorks 3 года назад +77

      Cocomelon kids are gonna turn into the new scene kids

    • @G00dTaste
      @G00dTaste 3 года назад +148

      @@WoobyWorks at least scene kids had some sence of style and interacted with other people (like going to the mall and stuff)

    • @yorukaadams940
      @yorukaadams940 3 года назад +87

      @@WoobyWorks At least scene kids interacted with people irl :/

    • @auliamate
      @auliamate 3 года назад +111

      Agreed wholesale. Just because it's for kids doesn't mean it has to be low qualily and ugly. In fact, kid's content should be on par with adult content.

  • @itsmechristyxd7918
    @itsmechristyxd7918 3 года назад +2988

    There’s nothing wrong with letting kids watch tv because parents do need down time so there should be no shame for that. But as a babysitter the second I turned on coco melon the kids kept quiet and didn’t move. I limited it as much as I could and got them to dance to Disney songs instead and watch octonauts or Sophia the first. Luckily they didn’t throw tantrums for a very long time but they definitely did put up a fight.

    • @wolfkitty42
      @wolfkitty42 3 года назад +305

      OCTONAUTS! Omg, I loved that so much when I was little! I think it's still running which is AWESOME because the educational stuff about marine animals was always so interesting to me when I was little. I mean it still is! 10/10 good show for kids. I know some people wish there were more female characters but honestly most kids are gonna base their favorite character off of whoever is coolest in their opinion.

    • @Hatsune-Miku_Fan
      @Hatsune-Miku_Fan 3 года назад +124

      good work! it's sad seeing how parents are getting lazy And don'tcare about what their kids are watching :(

    • @nataleeisjustchilling2737
      @nataleeisjustchilling2737 3 года назад +113

      Toddlers shouldn’t be watching RUclips period.

    • @smelly6137
      @smelly6137 3 года назад +70

      i recommend playing sea shanties. my sister is 3 and even her cocomelon-riddled brain responded great to it.

    • @itsmechristyxd7918
      @itsmechristyxd7918 3 года назад +35

      SonicGirlZ I fully monitor everything they watch when I babysit so they technically don’t have access I do I’m just letting them watch Disney music videos or RUclips kids videos that I fully monitor

  • @smartistepicness
    @smartistepicness 3 года назад +5316

    I remember hearing about a toddler that thought "don't forget to subscribe" meant goodbye after watching hours of youtube.
    what a fucking world we live in

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical 3 года назад +839

      Imagine if this was Really Common and you whoud hear on the Street
      Person one"Dont forget To like and subscribe"
      Person two"you two buddy and Ring the bell"

    • @f0rkk
      @f0rkk 3 года назад +654

      I hate how that made me laugh because it's actually really sad.

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical 3 года назад +112

      @@f0rkk it Is

    • @justawilliamsfan
      @justawilliamsfan 3 года назад +65

      Wow
      Toddlers for ya, eh?

    • @mynutsjustexploded5410
      @mynutsjustexploded5410 3 года назад +154

      world??? More like F***ING HELL.
      Edit: also, ever since I saw Cocomelon on the RUclips homescreen, I felt a great disturbance in the internet & realized that this is the equivalent of putting school lunch pizza next to a Tsar Bomba & a nuclear reactor.

  • @bluetiger2468
    @bluetiger2468 3 года назад +3646

    It's not just the visuals keeping kid's attention, it's also the songs. Constant music playing with saturated colors and quick changing shots. It's just a sensory overload and kids need to focus on it to try to figure out what is happening because there's too many things happening.

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 3 года назад +244

      It’s taking advantage of their curiosity

    • @valentinratkevicius1820
      @valentinratkevicius1820 3 года назад +234

      I babysitted my brother at a young age and I learned and saw that these jerks use highly exaggerated thumbnails and vibrant video with some iconic characters like the adventures, SPIDER-MAN! Elsa, and Disney and Pixar char, he mainly watches these channels in another language and they sometimes are highly violent and sexual and even though i made him watched YT kids and I babysit him when I was 11-12 and I constantly told my mom he was watching terrible things and she just said “he’s just a kid” I’m 13. And my brother is grown up and slightly matured, I also learned if u take away the kids iPad when they watch these things they get a bigger mental breakdown than when they don’t get tasty food or cool toys, just shows how much YT kids channels creators take control and hypnotize these kids so badly

    • @auliamate
      @auliamate 3 года назад +93

      The songs aren't even GOOD, which is the worst part. How can someone listen to Baby Shark so often?!?!?! I can barely listen to my favorite song 3 times in a row back-to-back. Variety matters.

    • @Ryn9116
      @Ryn9116 3 года назад +10

      I’m so glad I hadn’t watched this heck hole of a show

    • @a.t.1241
      @a.t.1241 3 года назад +30

      I don't know if it's the case for Cocomelon, but in other channels for children, there are the same songs repeating over and over again. It drives me mad.
      2 examples are "The wheels on the bus", and the "Bingo" dog song.

  • @thescarvedinsect
    @thescarvedinsect 3 года назад +9223

    _Cocomelon_ is basically becoming the children's equivalent of nicotine at this point, and it's very sad to think about.

    • @alwayschill4522
      @alwayschill4522 3 года назад +367

      for some kids, nicotine is their equivalent of nicotine... and by that i mean vapes.
      cocomelon is literally a drug at this point

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +26

      I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear sc

    • @Some_viewer
      @Some_viewer 3 года назад +148

      @@AxxLAfriku the man himself is here.

    • @magnificloud
      @magnificloud 3 года назад +179

      Cocomelon is genuinely a psychological *phenomenon*. I just started this video but my gosh the GRIP it has seems so uncomfortably calculated. It's so overstimulating for me that I can't watch it comfortably (mild sensory issues), but for a small child... eesh.
      When I think of shows that would be good for such a young mind, I think of very slow paces which I think the next part of the vid is about to affirm?
      I just genuinely think developmentally that slower-paced shows that are calmer, and I do think that even if a slower pace doesn't put your attention in a chokehold, it can still be mesmerizing and engaging in its own right and to a more moderate extent.

    • @smelly6137
      @smelly6137 3 года назад +95

      i’m a nicotine addict. i have a little sister exposed to cocomelon. i think it’s a fair comparison

  • @justasockonhere
    @justasockonhere Год назад +422

    I literally watched one clip of Cocomelon to see why it was so popular, and I shit you not the hypnotization stuff even worked on me. The flashy, colorful images that zoom by are literally digital weed

    • @Iefan-oc
      @Iefan-oc Год назад +22

      💀

    • @desaug
      @desaug Год назад +37

      i tried and i got a headache

    • @jon8753-q3h
      @jon8753-q3h Год назад +22

      Best comment of the month. Haven't laughed that hard in weeks 😂😂😂😂

    • @archive3do769
      @archive3do769 Год назад +30

      I call it sensory crack. Adults do the same with garbage music too..

    • @sleepybirdcitrine501
      @sleepybirdcitrine501 Год назад +13

      Oh my GOSH. My eyes are also glued to the TV when it's on! The only things that pulls me away are the tasks I must do to take care of my niece

  • @MobotnikStudios
    @MobotnikStudios 3 года назад +931

    I’ve only ever seen about 2 seconds of Cocomelon, and from those 2 seconds I can tell it’s the cartoon equivalent of jingling keys around in front of a child to keep them entertained.

    • @midnightmakesart
      @midnightmakesart 3 года назад +63

      Same, I tried to watch some of it, to see what's so great about it, but I don't see the appeal. It just looks like moving colors on a screen, with nursery rhymes playing in the background.

    • @bitonic589
      @bitonic589 3 года назад +16

      @@midnightmakesart Seeing 3 year olds listening to it is T O R T U R E. THEY WATCH FOR HOURS AND DON'T STOP. PURE TORTURE

    • @spykitten1587
      @spykitten1587 3 года назад +16

      I go to a pk-8 school and my 7th grade classroom is stationed right next to the pre k 3 and 4 rooms, my class and I were bored during lunch so we asked to watch cocomelon as a joke, the teacher turned it on and about5 minutes later the pre k classes walk out and were instantly transfixed to the promethan board playing cocomelon

    • @inferiorinferno8859
      @inferiorinferno8859 3 года назад +3

      @@spykitten1587 That's kinda scary...

    • @Seraphic2004
      @Seraphic2004 3 года назад

      @@bitonic589 THERE'S A DOG IN A FARM AND IT'S NAME IS BINGO
      B I N G O
      B I N G O
      B I N G O
      AND IT'S NAME IT'S BINGO

  • @JunoSongs
    @JunoSongs 3 года назад +6318

    Hey! This is an interesting retrospective on Cocomelon and the state of children's media. I'm actually the one who storyboarded the Baby Shark sequence in Cocomelon a few years back while I was an intern there (words cannot express how sorry i am), and I can provide some insight on a lot of the decisions that were made back then regarding the show. I don't work there anymore, I haven't for years, but the videos discussed here are ones that I was there for the making of, so I can give a little info on the production side.
    Also I see y'all being very very angry at Cocomelon in the comments, please don't harass me over this I am not responsible for the company's decisions and I am very sensitive
    A lot of the time as I worked on the show, I was actually told to dumb down the content, not just in terms of the visuals but also the writing, as most of the design philosophy was, and I quote, "ages 5 and under," meaning a lot of the emphasis the small team of animators put on was on keeping kids occupied and as the video says "overstimulated," which at the time I thought was selling kids' intelligence a bit short. It's the reason why there were so many fast shots and dizzying camera motions. The original storyboard for Baby Shark didn't move around nearly as much as the final product did, as the original intent was to show the Baby Shark dance and not much else.
    It was also difficult to convey any sort of story thread or moral thanks to the "ages 5 and under" tenet. There were a few things we tried to push in terms of teaching lessons, but most of it got lost in the core philosophy of keeping the kids' eyes on the screen, entertained. This was actually a little bit easier to do back in the 2-D era when it was still ABCKidTV, with one particular example being the Crocodile/Alligator song that I wrote & built the assets for to illustrate the biological differences between crocodiles and alligators in a way kids could understand. The 2-D era was a lot easier to follow in my opinion since it didn't have all that constant flashy 3-D camera movement that merely held kids' attention through the sheer amount of stuff going on on-screen.
    Cocomelon back then was also animated with a small team of like, 3 or 4 animators who worked on one project each at a time, so regarding the animation, this was a small group of individuals who were trying their best, but I feel that the show could have used a bit more focus on quality than cranking out song after song like, every other day of the week.
    Looking back at my time interning there, I feel like the show's main shortcoming was its focus on maintaining children's attention with flashy visuals and music that plateaus at the toddlers' level, rather than focusing on advancing their education through moral teachings and engaging (while still obvious) storytelling. I feel like it's not so much some kind of nightmarish post-apoc forced indoctrination so much as an overstimulating lightshow that's the equivalent of feeding kids too much candy. Shows like Bluey, Tiny Planets, Blues Clues, Dora, etc. excel at early childhood development because while they use simple language young children can understand, they grapple with concepts that teach children about morality, language, relationships, generosity, you name it, all stuff that kids need to know to function well and get along with each other as they grow up.
    The core of good children's media is to not just be entertaining, but also fulfilling, and I wish that Cocomelon had more of that. I ain't saying you're not allowed to have opinions on Cocomelon at all, like tolerate it or hate it I don't care, but this is simply my experience working on the show.
    if you got this far thank you for reading my experiences in this company but i must stress again please please PLEASE do not witch hunt me over this I was a lowly intern back in the day I was fresh out of high school and I am now happily making video game songs with lyrics content that appeals to all ages

    • @evanm320
      @evanm320 3 года назад +193

      Damn you really expect me to read all that shit?

    • @JunoSongs
      @JunoSongs 3 года назад +1564

      @@evanm320 Actually, what I EXPECTED was that people would completely ignore the rest of it after the first paragraph and just go right to attacking me all like "YOU'RE LITERALLY SATAN FOR WORKING FOR THIS COMPANY EVEN THOUGH THIS WAS HALF A DECADE AGO."
      I don't have a lot of faith in RUclips commenters but I did want to share what I thought would be an interesting insider perspective.

    • @senoumoukeita3114
      @senoumoukeita3114 3 года назад +911

      You've made me read more than I have in 3 months. You sir, are a magician

    • @alexmcfly31415
      @alexmcfly31415 3 года назад +615

      Thanks for all the insight. I think money is playing a big part in this - the animators, 3D artists, etc, may have the best of intentions, but the decisions are up to the ones who pay them - and CEOs usually do what's "the best for the company".
      Meaning that they instruct their employees to produce content that sells well - in other words, more focus on entertainment than education - which is what cartoons used to be like in the 90s (or so I think, I wasn't alive at that time but from what I've seen they were much simpler and made much more sense). Company makes show more entertaining than educational => kids watch it over other shows because they understand it, even though it doesn't cause them to think more, and doesn't cause them to grow => company gets more money
      THe animators and storywriters are obviously not at fault - they have to do what they're told in order to get paid - and I don't think the even the CEOs are fully to blame. Because if you don't make your show sell well at all costs, then someone else will, and yours will get less and less mainstream and lose popularity. It's a "power race" between companies that's just the result of how modern capitalism works.
      I've seen this happen in other industries, too. League of Legends hasn't seen a new monster character for well over 5 years. It used to be a game popular for the fact that you can play as a human, a monster, and everything in between, but the marketing people just realized that anime-stylized human champions just sell much better. The community wants something, but the game is free-to-play, and most of the profit comes from skin sales. Human skins are way more marketable than monster skins unless a monster skin either has a really cool idea behind it, or becomes a meme. So, Riot makes all champs (characters) resemble humans, even if it doesn't make sense in the lore, even if their design would be wey better if they were monsters, and even if they literally have the same face as the last champion of the same gender (I wish I was kidding)
      www.reddit.com/r/LeagueOfMemes/comments/rwflic/same_face_syndrome_gwen_zeri/?context=3
      So basically: if show is good, show loses money, capitalism, rich get richer while the poor pickpocket, and we're all gonna die
      Props for working on one of the most viral music videos in history tho, even if it's baby shark, it's still one of the most popular music vids

    • @alexmcfly31415
      @alexmcfly31415 3 года назад +487

      @@evanm320 we expect you to either dedicate a substantial portion of your time and grey matter to entering a discussion and participating it, or to scroll past and leave those who are interested to their own devices

  • @NCHProductions
    @NCHProductions 3 года назад +6336

    hearing those reviews, I'm honestly glad my childhood shows was Sesame street and the late 80s-90s kids education show you can only watch on TV, being airred strictly on certain periods/time schedules of time(public access TV and not those 24hour cable TV).

    • @michelleschrock9141
      @michelleschrock9141 3 года назад +139

      Now i'm happy to be born in 1998. That was a time when tv had good and educational series and cartoons like Captain Planet or Little ghosts. 👻

    • @FleshPanopticon.
      @FleshPanopticon. 3 года назад +140

      I’m happy to be born in 2010 because Because coco melon didn’t exist when I was wathcing stuff like adventure time.

    • @slylife4285
      @slylife4285 3 года назад +44

      @@FleshPanopticon. wait then .......

    • @randolphbonediano868
      @randolphbonediano868 3 года назад +17

      Puppydog Pals were better than Bingo
      TOTS had better babies than Melonpatch

    • @Tenerens1s
      @Tenerens1s 3 года назад +22

      Holy shit it's NCHProductions

  • @SwimSwim-wx4hh
    @SwimSwim-wx4hh Год назад +377

    Honestly, a horror series about a Cocomelon parody would work very well.

    • @jonathanoriley8260
      @jonathanoriley8260 Год назад +20

      Would serve as a good Black Mirror episode

    • @legerdemain444
      @legerdemain444 Год назад +12

      The RUclips series Don't Hug me I'm Scared is kinda like that.

    • @aaliyaramanathan5362
      @aaliyaramanathan5362 Год назад +7

      I think the game Amanda the Adventurer is a bit like that honestly

    • @MTEGamingYT
      @MTEGamingYT Год назад

      @@aaliyaramanathan5362 that for teens

    • @MicrowaveIsaac
      @MicrowaveIsaac Год назад

      i can imagine that xd

  • @jlo9993
    @jlo9993 3 года назад +2353

    honestly i just wish parents would get their kids to watch cartoons on TV instead of on youtube. youtube has no filtering, not even youtube kids. nothing is specifically filtered out like on TV, and just getting sick of your kid and making them watch bright colours and unboxing videos probably numbs their brain to an extent

    • @jlo9993
      @jlo9993 3 года назад +140

      @Lollipop The_sexi_doll yeah, i know that 100% - the issue is that unless you already know where to look, good family channels are super hard to find

    • @end_time5641
      @end_time5641 3 года назад +63

      My siblings don’t watch it on RUclips they watch it on Netflix, I wasn’t even aware it started out on RUclips I just know it annoys the hell out of me 😅

    • @Slooneyy
      @Slooneyy 3 года назад +49

      legit just throw on looneytunes!

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 года назад +2

      yea.

    • @Thecoolmeister2005
      @Thecoolmeister2005 3 года назад +20

      Based Von karma

  • @Deedeeindeed902
    @Deedeeindeed902 3 года назад +2247

    This was actually super informative, as someone who has 2 young kids it's actually helpful to know what shows are like this, also bluey is an Australian show (I live in Australia) and hence why it's not super popular in America but it's literally the number 1 kids show in Australia on free to air TV it's also amazing because it's made for all ages

    • @SegaMegadrive
      @SegaMegadrive 3 года назад +63

      I mean hey Aussie shows can be hits.
      Just look at Neighbours, everybody watches that shit here in the UK... or well at least they used to but still

    • @proactiveomnipresentvessel6569
      @proactiveomnipresentvessel6569 3 года назад +40

      Before Disney Thanos snapped their channels here is South East Asia I was able to see several episodes they were pretty good

    • @SegaMegadrive
      @SegaMegadrive 3 года назад +28

      @@proactiveomnipresentvessel6569 ah yeah Disney took away all their channels here, sucks. They even took FOX. My cousin's sister used to watch Bluey back when Disney Junior was still available, but now she seems to watch Cocomelon more

    • @G00dTaste
      @G00dTaste 3 года назад +2

      Im pretty sure Buley is on Canadian Netflix too

    • @claudia-uy5gk
      @claudia-uy5gk 3 года назад +2

      Yes mate

  • @Loafer128
    @Loafer128 3 года назад +2423

    Cocomelon is almost always on top 10 for Netflix, and I’m scared shitless

    • @neutralcloud987
      @neutralcloud987 3 года назад +14

      shitless (?)

    • @RedtailArt
      @RedtailArt 3 года назад +180

      @@neutralcloud987 have you not heard that expression before?

    • @neutralcloud987
      @neutralcloud987 3 года назад +17

      @@RedtailArt n e v e r

    • @neutralcloud987
      @neutralcloud987 3 года назад +17

      @@RedtailArt may be bc i dont speak eng

    • @paedofilegaming
      @paedofilegaming 3 года назад +85

      @@neutralcloud987 bing chilling

  • @The_VHS
    @The_VHS Год назад +150

    Luckily Bluey is now already in the process of taking the throne from CocoMelon, for good reasons too! It is actually really good and enjoyable for all ages. Also sometimes tackles heavy subjects.

    • @sparkedinterest8403
      @sparkedinterest8403 7 месяцев назад +1

      Sadly, no

    • @cherry_violence
      @cherry_violence 7 месяцев назад +3

      There are other shows that tackles sensitive subjects too in a very thoughtful way, like Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood and Sesame Street.

  • @leonderprofie123
    @leonderprofie123 3 года назад +2601

    Omg, thank you so much. Finally someone is talking about these brainless yet somehow famous 3D kids animation channels. The world is so screwed right now.

    • @darthmauve
      @darthmauve 3 года назад +20

      @@spencerthegarfieldfanboy and the fact that its called little baby bum

    • @LeeroyPorkins
      @LeeroyPorkins 3 года назад +2

      We are Pakleds. We look for Things. Things that make us go.

    • @apollo_tm7454
      @apollo_tm7454 3 года назад

      Yall have seen Nick Love Tani?

    • @b0r3deditzstuff31
      @b0r3deditzstuff31 3 года назад

      @@i_hate_something8 Ppp

    • @axinxol4739
      @axinxol4739 3 года назад

      agreed

  • @yumnaminhaj9949
    @yumnaminhaj9949 3 года назад +2856

    i convinced my mom before that cocomelon was really suspicious and she agreed cuz the way my baby brother was legit motionless when watching it scared us. he watches peppa pig now and is much more cheerful. this show is cursed, the animation, the trance it puts kids in, everything.

    • @spagheleton
      @spagheleton 2 года назад +260

      peppa pig and ben and holly's little kingdom (same animation studio) are honestly great. when i babysit, i genuinely *enjoy* watching ben and holly

    • @jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457
      @jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457 2 года назад +287

      @@spagheleton I personally don’t like Peppa Pig but GOD DAMN it is SO much more tolerable than Cocomelon.

    • @ichangemynamebecauseieasil3349
      @ichangemynamebecauseieasil3349 2 года назад +32

      @@spagheleton AYYY I MET SOMEONE WHO WATCHES ITT

    • @yungdeodorant
      @yungdeodorant 2 года назад +4

      Yooo this crazyyyyyy (I like lil yachty)

    • @Goblinoiddoof
      @Goblinoiddoof 2 года назад +94

      If a show can make fucking *peppa pig* a better choice on a literal level then that show has smthn wrong with ut

  • @therandommailman
    @therandommailman 3 года назад +1211

    I watched about 10 minutes of bluey at a doctors office while it was on TV. that show was honestly mellow and seemed perfect for kids.

    • @pewpewsamurai09
      @pewpewsamurai09 3 года назад +30

      yes

    • @lorika4819
      @lorika4819 2 года назад +54

      Parents also like watching it too

    • @Rainygirl3100
      @Rainygirl3100 2 года назад +73

      Hell I'm a young adult and I love watching Bluey with my younger cousin; it's sweet and genuinely funny at times. And it has a lot of valuable lessons for parents too, not just for kids!

    • @cdmilky
      @cdmilky 2 года назад +37

      Me, my baby sister, and my parents love Bluey, its a wholesome family everyone can relate to

    • @1vy-ster
      @1vy-ster 2 года назад +14

      Im 13 and its amazing

  • @ViralWatchMedia
    @ViralWatchMedia Год назад +105

    I'm studying psychology and if I had a guess as to what was happening with the children is that they are experiencing what we refer to as derealization or depersonalization. Because the show is so immersive and distracting your child from the outside world It's shutting off all of their senses for a very extended period of time. This can cause the child to become complete disconnected from the reality around them and only see cocomelon as their main reality.
    I've experienced the same thing as an adult in a lot of video games and especially in VR games. This phenomenon isn't completely understood but we can attribute it to shutting off our senses other than our vision for a long time.

    • @jwideuluisinaein
      @jwideuluisinaein 11 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah, I really don't think dissociation is good for kids.

    • @RexoryByzaboo
      @RexoryByzaboo 9 месяцев назад +1

      Interesting.

    • @lunatheghostface
      @lunatheghostface 6 месяцев назад

      oh wow my dream is to study psychology congratulations!
      but I agree

  • @random_darpchild5587
    @random_darpchild5587 3 года назад +1231

    The colors thing actually makes a lot of sense. Brighter, more intense colors usually click in a toddler’s mind as “cheerful”. So brighter colors tend to mean “happy” and duller, grayer colors feel boring or sad, and I feel like that’s kind of how film makers add emotion to scenes, using lighter, brighter color palettes for happy times and duller or darker colors for sad or stressful moments. Again could be my tired brain overthinking everything but who knows

    • @serperiorandtheanimator9216
      @serperiorandtheanimator9216 3 года назад +74

      No no no, i think you've got a point there. The thing about kids (and adults) is that they see bright colors and their attention is directed to it. peoples eyes are naturally drawn to brighter colors. but for kids, pastel/soft colors are more so the way to go. for kids, the best way is to strike a middle ground- use bright but pastel colors. Somewhat muted, but not bleak. Like with bluey- the colors are never too overstimulating. They might be kind of bright, but they're not frying your brain. Simple designs with simple shapes are also easier for kids to digest.

    • @gacha_beatz9963
      @gacha_beatz9963 3 года назад +27

      But it's also very fast paced so it makes the toddlers more impatient.

    • @justawilliamsfan
      @justawilliamsfan 3 года назад +8

      Nah, it seems to be relevant

    • @Nikonikotine
      @Nikonikotine 3 года назад +30

      I get your point. Bright colours in cartoons are logical, but the fast pacing with all the bright colours changing are extremely harmful for an toddler's mind. They try to pay attention and when they look into one colour for 3 seconds, the next 3 seconds it's changed, which is why they go to an deep trance.

    • @casperrabbit7254
      @casperrabbit7254 3 года назад +9

      I'm pretty sure Disney and Pixar have flat out confirmed they use colours to indicate a scene's mood 😂 Makes them pretty interesting to rewatch once you know that 👀

  • @Lemoncakelover678
    @Lemoncakelover678 3 года назад +1475

    I feel bad for those kids, they can't breathe with cocomelon. The fast pacing, the colours and movements sound like pain.

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 3 года назад +25

      time to ask pweds to make akatsuki agaist coco again

    • @peatato
      @peatato 3 года назад +45

      Fr. Like damn parents shouldn't be so overprotective that they don't allow their children to watch anything but cocomelon

    • @Lemoncakelover678
      @Lemoncakelover678 3 года назад +20

      @@peatato exactly. They should just let their kids watch the tv cartoons. Or have a file or DVD of those shows

    • @yourmother2470
      @yourmother2470 3 года назад +33

      To be honest I hate coco melon, it’s sad to think about as someone who is overly attached to my childhood. I don’t have a problem with kids playing games or watching tv because after all this is the world we live in now but just seeing so many mothers and fathers talk about their kid self harming for coco melon it just feels personal. I’ve had self harming activity as a kid, not for coco melon or anything but that shit developed into an very specific topic I won’t mention. Them starting young, it’s just scary to think what it can develop into. I’m not the person to love kids, I don’t like them but this genuinely makes me concerned. I wish more kids watched shows with good morals and intentions because holy fuck this is so messed up.

    • @peatato
      @peatato 3 года назад +3

      @@cl0ver911 Mhm...

  • @pootisman874
    @pootisman874 Год назад +74

    fun fact: as you age, something yellowing makes your eyes stop seeing color as brightly. so these babies are seeing these colors even more hard to look at than all of us

    • @buckyyyb
      @buckyyyb Год назад +4

      do you have a link to the source you got this from?

    • @SpaghettiThePingas
      @SpaghettiThePingas 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@buckyyyb he doesn’t need a link, he’s the Medic. He knows what he’s saying.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 8 месяцев назад

      “Something yellowing” what? What’s the something?

    • @michaelkaminski1166
      @michaelkaminski1166 7 месяцев назад

      @@SpaghettiThePingasHe lost his medical license, why should I trust him?

    • @LvkeNineT8
      @LvkeNineT8 4 месяца назад

      So is that why I see shorts portraying how the world was more colorful when they were young?

  • @johtojunkie7190
    @johtojunkie7190 3 года назад +568

    I love how if you replace the word “Cocomelon” with any kind of drug, the sentence would still make sense.

    • @A17Forkybest303
      @A17Forkybest303 3 года назад +45

      nicocotine also fits

    • @toyotagazooracer4455
      @toyotagazooracer4455 3 года назад +49

      "He was caught selling Cocomelon in the bathroom."
      So yeah, you were saying something about replacing the word “Cocomelon” with any kind of drug the sentence would still make sense? Cuz Idt this makes sense.

    • @mouthlesshater
      @mouthlesshater 3 года назад +32

      @@toyotagazooracer4455 that’s the flipside, but still
      “He was caught watching heroin”
      idk

    • @toyotagazooracer4455
      @toyotagazooracer4455 3 года назад +1

      @@mouthlesshater “We are not the same.”

    • @andrescastillo1032
      @andrescastillo1032 3 года назад +18

      "Hey, you want some Cocomelon?"

  • @mexicanhomervideos6175
    @mexicanhomervideos6175 3 года назад +496

    The animation makes the NFT cartoon look like a quality show

    • @oneandonlyravioli9810
      @oneandonlyravioli9810 3 года назад +41

      I'd watch that for 24 hours straight instead of a cocomelon episode

    • @midnightmakesart
      @midnightmakesart 3 года назад +5

      Fr

    • @Daigorou-xp1bj
      @Daigorou-xp1bj 3 года назад +13

      Makes the nutshack looks like comedy gold

    • @Deltawarpd
      @Deltawarpd 3 года назад +45

      at least the nft show can be ironically entertaining because of how bad it is, cocomelon is just, horrible in every single way to the point where its not even funny

    • @mexicanhomervideos6175
      @mexicanhomervideos6175 3 года назад +4

      @@Daigorou-xp1bj I ironically loved that show but I also hated watching it so much

  • @KerbalHub
    @KerbalHub 2 года назад +1404

    The fact that Cocomelon is more fast paced than a fight is mindboggling

  • @LaurenTheorist
    @LaurenTheorist Год назад +34

    Kids love Cocomelon, but it really does seem like an addiction. The tantrums when they want more and the glazed eyes when they are watching is terrifying.

  • @creacher00
    @creacher00 3 года назад +2004

    I’m not a child psychologist or anything like that, so this is just me talking out of my ass, but overstimulation is a real thing in young kids. I’ve worked with all age ranges in environmental education, and the way they process the things around them is incredibly complicated compared to how older individuals would. They’re too young to be able to process it logically, and a “positive” stimulant like that seems to be almost hardwiring them to want access to that content constantly because of how it makes them feel compared to their regular ordinary stimuli.

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 3 года назад +42

      Bruh if i had a kid I'd rather let then watch old cartoons from the 80s/90s then Cocomelon

    • @Bananasploit
      @Bananasploit 3 года назад +2

      Cocomelon makes kid crazy ruclips.net/video/HRAw8XKw9KQ/видео.html

    • @ieatspiders7136
      @ieatspiders7136 3 года назад +16

      @@The_Blue_Otaku spongebob season 1 is litteraly better than the entirety of cocomelons videos and im grossed out comparing a master piece to such masterpiece

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 3 года назад +8

      @@ieatspiders7136 If you want a kid to experience a masterpiece throw on Dragon Ball Z and watch the kid go bonkers with excitement

    • @soniccookie655
      @soniccookie655 3 года назад +18

      It happens with adults too, the addictive overstimulating design of many mobile games and current social media (not the concept itself but how the apps and sites are designed right now) is very problematic. I often refuse to use Reddit in particular (I enjoy seeing the content off-site) because it feels so bad and I get stuck with it for a while because of the addictive setup. I haven’t talk used Instagram or some others so I’m not sure about all of them. Though I imagine it’s a bigger issue in young kids.

  • @Fusilier7
    @Fusilier7 3 года назад +782

    Because it's branded for toddlers, Cocomelon makes parents lower their guard, and let the pretty images drone their toddler into an addictive state, it would be best for parents to monitor what their children watches, no matter how innocent the content may appear.

    • @spidertheo3613
      @spidertheo3613 3 года назад +40

      Excuse me, PRETTY IMAGES?! This looks worse than something I puked out after drinking lots of paint!

    • @bovisqui
      @bovisqui 3 года назад +17

      @@spidertheo3613 agreed, looks like one of those knock off animation company’s deciding to make a short while also being high

    • @mariaclaranepomuceno5193
      @mariaclaranepomuceno5193 3 года назад +14

      Guys, that’s how pre-school animation is. It’s cheaper looking because it’s for babies/toddlers and small kids, a little kid isn’t capable to criticize a cartoon for it’s animation style, that’s why cartoons like this have less quality because the benefits are bigger and they don’t waste more money on the videos

    • @voidsatas1524
      @voidsatas1524 3 года назад +5

      Yeah I have a note for that because sometimes I'm stuck with a mlp loving 5 year old and sadly the kid's parent which I live with does NOT monitor the kid's tablet and the stuff they watch is as bad as cocomelon infact they also watch cocomelon. Wanna know the worst part? THE PARENT SAYS THEY WILL MONITOR THE KID'S TABLET BUT THEY DONTAHSUNWIYDBISDWNSSHBWJNWJNQ:SWQIJ

    • @nonametherabbit8593
      @nonametherabbit8593 3 года назад +1

      You call that pretty? XD

  • @adniaquila1093
    @adniaquila1093 3 года назад +1605

    im not an artist, but the color palette aspect of the comparison is probably one of the most important factors that makes Cocomelon videos overstimulating for children. a brief summary of the three other movies used in the comparison: the color palette in Bluey is (in my opinion) very stylized, having matched saturation and other qualities which makes it easier for the eyes. Arcane is pretty similar, except it's a more mature show and the style might be more appealing in terms of artistry. Encanto is more diverse than the other two but the shading and other color-blending methods are so profesionally polished that it most likely mimics real-life vision most, of which our human eyes are most used to and comfortable with. Cocomelon animations however, don't adopt these artistic qualities that give colors their aesthetic purposes and only stick with assets in incredibly bright, contrast shades to captivate children into watching more and more of Cocomelon.

    • @isobelmiller7464
      @isobelmiller7464 3 года назад +4

      @BlueyBro I mean...this video uses the show as a comparison piece.

    • @isobelmiller7464
      @isobelmiller7464 3 года назад +5

      @BlueyBro We've all done that.

    • @soylatte1288
      @soylatte1288 3 года назад +32

      Bluey is such a good kid's show. It's really sweet and wholesome with good messages and it's enjoyable for the whole family and not annoying.

    • @BigYosh
      @BigYosh 3 года назад +22

      I’m very happy my little sister likes bluey, the show actually teaches them something useful and it’s about a family that actually lives each other, way to go Australian government for making a show I can let my sister watch

    • @FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts
      @FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts 3 года назад +3

      What about Pinkfong Wonderstar? I love that show (even tho I don't watch episodes). Its really cute and does all of the colours (not just bright colours). Plus, its like Bluey but for people who like the colour pink, cute things, exterrestrial beings and magic. The morals of Pinkfong Wonderstar are also very helpful and good. Its not annoying its cute and sneaks in alot of stuff that appeals towards epic gamers. And if you don't like the songs, you could just skip/mute them as they are not nessesary to know the plot of the episodes.

  • @meeneo
    @meeneo Год назад +20

    im glad my little brother watched it so much, he literally throws a fit when he hears the intro and changes it immediately. character development

  • @skylarmiles7614
    @skylarmiles7614 3 года назад +796

    i think parents should prohibit their kids from watching cocomelon, and i think the best way to find an alternative is to watch some kids shows for a little bit. you can't stop the creators from making it but you can minimize their audience

    • @grackers8223
      @grackers8223 3 года назад +46

      Yes, Im glad my aunt got my baby cousin to watch something other than cocomelon. That show is rotting kids brains.

    • @blackberrycheese2928
      @blackberrycheese2928 3 года назад +12

      For real, fuck cocomelon, blue's clues be hitting different though (I still watch it sometimes because it's entertaining infact more entertaining than cocomelon)

    • @carbonulegeliberiusoftheca1192
      @carbonulegeliberiusoftheca1192 3 года назад

      They have Super simple songs they do music for childrens and stuff

    • @jangamecuber
      @jangamecuber 3 года назад

      Bluey seems like a good show for this

    • @maruchan.sabor.cotufa3847
      @maruchan.sabor.cotufa3847 3 года назад

      In fact, we can, if they don't have views the channel is going to die

  • @maxjones9826
    @maxjones9826 3 года назад +1343

    This makes me feel so bad for the younger generations. I would love to see a scientific study on the subject, and i can imagine of that happens and the results come out negative it might do something about the issue. But in the meantime I'm gonna send this vid to my mom, she is a Pre-K teacher and she complains about Cocomelon all the time and this could be the answer to her frustrations

    • @noahbossier1131
      @noahbossier1131 3 года назад +14

      Exactly

    • @basilevergarden5668
      @basilevergarden5668 3 года назад +27

      My baby brother's autistic and has tantrums similar to the head-bashing kid (he does that and biting).

    • @aL-ys1ze
      @aL-ys1ze 3 года назад +43

      I heard that some toddler/kids who watch cocomelon on a daily basis took more time than usual to start speaking. I forgot the reason behind it but it was something about overstimulation and stuff going on in their brain that distracted them too much

    • @noahbossier1131
      @noahbossier1131 3 года назад +5

      @@aL-ys1ze makes sense there needs to be scientific study

    • @basilevergarden5668
      @basilevergarden5668 3 года назад +4

      @@aL-ys1ze I think that's what's going on with my autistic little brother. We thought he was a little late cause of the autism but I think it's the Cocomelon.

  • @eddsters4081
    @eddsters4081 3 года назад +1544

    It's been..YEARS..Y E A R S That I still can't understand who is truly behind all of this type of content, it feels SO auto generated, I cannot comprehend that someone actually does this type of shit or pays for this to be created.

    • @zebbiek5879
      @zebbiek5879 3 года назад +79

      The machine is self perpetuating, building a flesh army to do the singularities bidding

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 3 года назад +72

      Probably some sleazy corporate that knows how much money they could make out of Yt videos

    • @that_normie_over_there7657
      @that_normie_over_there7657 3 года назад +33

      Bro my baby cusion was watching cocomelon and I sat their and heard it sing 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed with different animals for what felt like 30 mins at least and he also didn't really seem like it had little to all his attention

    • @jehhh7794
      @jehhh7794 3 года назад +5

      @@ShatteredGlass916 exactly, Moonbug

    • @jehhh7794
      @jehhh7794 3 года назад +31

      @@that_normie_over_there7657 Yeah bro same, for babies they dont even learn anything their brains just get hacked, I know 6 year olds who still watch this shit

  • @OPP03
    @OPP03 Год назад +95

    The original Phineas and Ferb series was my saving grace in my childhood. I'm grateful Cocomelon wasn't as popular in the past as it is today, because it's literaly too much. Someone send this to whatever organization controls the kids tv community, because they'll not like what Cocomelon is doing.

    • @sw1ft24ags
      @sw1ft24ags Год назад +2

      absolutely bruda. i watched the relays and movies

    • @Isabelle-qq2yu
      @Isabelle-qq2yu 4 месяца назад +1

      Cocomelon (aka ABCKidsTV) was actually good back then

  • @gwyn3219
    @gwyn3219 3 года назад +468

    I was in the hospital with a perforated stomach as the result of an ulcer. I had to listen to a kid blast Cocomelon videos for an hour. If I wasn't doped up from all the painkillers the doctors gave me I'd've lost it. I have mad respect for anyone who's had to put up with Cocomelon chronically.

    • @MasterIsabelle
      @MasterIsabelle 3 года назад +28

      I’m glad my sister quit cocomelon it’s giving be brain cancer

    • @gwyn3219
      @gwyn3219 3 года назад +6

      @@MasterIsabelle that's good that she did

    • @raccoonchild
      @raccoonchild 3 года назад +10

      I'm so sorry but this entire comment is hilarious.

    • @haileybubs9851
      @haileybubs9851 3 года назад +9

      I feel so sorry for you (about the cocomelon not the ulcer) /hj

    • @wingdingfontbro
      @wingdingfontbro 3 года назад +2

      #### it's in hospitals now?

  • @jozie9712
    @jozie9712 2 года назад +960

    Let's not forget, the audio will haunt the nightmares of any sane adult alone. You don't need to look at it, hearing more than two seconds of any of those songs is soul crushing.

    • @rarescristian5820
      @rarescristian5820 Год назад +21

      Damn is tower of cocomelon a thing now? And its sc? Damn im gonna have to grind hard to beat that sc

    • @im-mi627
      @im-mi627 Год назад +43

      I was doing babysitting for this lady and her son is autistic. But I feel like coco melon is the worst. The kid wouldn't move away from the screen. While I was babysitting I decided that the show was too much and switched up to shows that were more natural and not as fast paced. Eventually he was ok with watching the other shows but coco melon gets Alot of attention.

    • @elliotwilson2763
      @elliotwilson2763 Год назад

      @@rarescristian5820 ayo fellow jtoh fan :D

    • @catfacecat.
      @catfacecat. Год назад +8

      My brain continuesly saying baby shark:
      yes, it's so meancing and I'm happy I didint get addicted to it as a kid

    • @headwreak1768
      @headwreak1768 Год назад +5

      Not even prisoners deserve that Hellspawn.

  • @daniboy4153
    @daniboy4153 3 года назад +458

    Cocomelon basically makes your children the evil kids from "Children Of The Corn"

    • @dr.pineapple8495
      @dr.pineapple8495 3 года назад +19

      He Who Flies Around the Melon

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 3 года назад +2

      @@dr.pineapple8495
      Exactly.

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 3 года назад +1

      @@m1lky948
      What's Watery Melon Eyes?

  • @samuelbado7753
    @samuelbado7753 Год назад +32

    I wish there was a legal way to cancel cocomelon. When even the real research explains its bad, it shall burn in hell.

  • @Paru-Paru-Parfait
    @Paru-Paru-Parfait 2 года назад +602

    The fact that Baby Shark is quicker than a scene where two people are fighting to the death surprises me

  • @Doc_Fun
    @Doc_Fun 2 года назад +4973

    "Cocomelon is manipulating and zombifying children's minds"
    "Play this game with a manipulative addiction loop that has microtransactions"
    I feel like I'm getting mixed messages.

    • @thetaomnicron2257
      @thetaomnicron2257 2 года назад +364

      This comment should be higher up 💀

    • @miadaorerk1681
      @miadaorerk1681 2 года назад +277

      tbf i doubt babies are watching this video

    • @saipranavpalla1467
      @saipranavpalla1467 2 года назад

      It has to be PURGED!

    • @proudly2957
      @proudly2957 2 года назад +251

      They gotta make money some how that's why they have to talk about sponsors so they can make their money all youtubers do it , granted it's not good for anyone mentally its whatever makes them money to continue to make content

    • @Doc_Fun
      @Doc_Fun 2 года назад +460

      @@proudly2957 At the end of the day you choose your sponsors as much as they choose you. Admittedly, I personally dislike raid but I also think it's a really inappropriate sponsor for this specific subject, and it sorta detracts from the overall message.

  • @random_darpchild5587
    @random_darpchild5587 3 года назад +477

    Could just be me being extremely tired but I laughed at “coco felon” way harder than I should have which is saying a lot considering I only gave it a light chuckle

    • @justawilliamsfan
      @justawilliamsfan 3 года назад +3

      That statement is true-Cocomelon is basically family friendly pg clean brainwashing at this point.

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 3 года назад +1

      That joke made no sense at all

    • @justawilliamsfan
      @justawilliamsfan 3 года назад +3

      @@blaizegottman4139 It's not a joke, that's what it is

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 3 года назад

      @@justawilliamsfan and how so

    • @kollepii1011
      @kollepii1011 3 года назад +3

      Coco-felony

  • @jamie8703
    @jamie8703 Год назад +55

    It absolutely blows my mind that millennial parents put so little care into moderating their kids media exposure

    • @northrnstar
      @northrnstar Год назад +7

      every day im more thankful for my parents for establishing limits and curfews for both me and my brother (i.e no tv past 10pm, couldn't watch certain cartoons until we reached a certain age)

  • @Faux_Sunlight
    @Faux_Sunlight 2 года назад +2218

    As someone who grew up with a ton of younger siblings who recently got a Disney+ account (happy now?), I've seen every episode of Bluey at least twice. It's perfect for kids. Good morals, good animation and character design, great development, and realistic situations that always turn out wholesome in the end. It's like Ghibli, slow-paced with a bit of wonder.
    Edit: my favorite episode would have to be the one with the fairies. following that up is the one where the sisters teach their grandma to do the floss. only this show could make that unironically adorable.

    • @Salem-1610
      @Salem-1610 2 года назад +67

      Not to mention it has a Fire Emblem: Three Houses easter egg

    • @Sarahbryson321
      @Sarahbryson321 2 года назад +67

      Paw patrol has gone from a bluey to a cocomelon

    • @sberky98
      @sberky98 2 года назад

      based murder drones pfp

    • @Aymelia-colon3
      @Aymelia-colon3 2 года назад +65

      Bluey is the only show that made me *not* cringe at flossing.

    • @nateb4543
      @nateb4543 2 года назад +19

      Disney+ started in 2019. Quick childhood
      Edit: i see the original commenter edited their comment making mine look nonsensical. It originally said, "...grew up with disney+..." for the record

  • @schmeeps4052
    @schmeeps4052 2 года назад +917

    I’ve seen “moms” walking around wearing shirts that glorify Cocomelon and act like it’s a cute fun personality trait to let technology raise their kids. Sick

    • @sirifjfjdjsjdufjdjdjdcjcjd3157
      @sirifjfjdjsjdufjdjdjdcjcjd3157 2 года назад +23

      Boomers trying to be cool be like

    • @mutegoldfish1158
      @mutegoldfish1158 2 года назад +49

      @@sirifjfjdjsjdufjdjdjdcjcjd3157 do you even know how old "boomers" are?

    • @therealfulgens
      @therealfulgens 2 года назад +8

      Mutegoldfish are you an internet user?

    • @0n1c420
      @0n1c420 2 года назад

      @@sirifjfjdjsjdufjdjdjdcjcjd3157 don’t you mean millennials

    • @catarattwo
      @catarattwo 2 года назад +33

      my sister in law got a cocomelon bookbag 💀

  • @cryguy0000
    @cryguy0000 3 года назад +1058

    It's crazy thinking this show unironically puts children in a trance and makes them practically addicted to it. It's somewhat terrifying really, like dangerous levels of hypnotism

    • @TheGeneratedNarukami06
      @TheGeneratedNarukami06 3 года назад +31

      You know it, Cocomelon is more like Coco-Shinrikyo as these children goes throwing tantrums.

    • @fireinthehole_727
      @fireinthehole_727 3 года назад +12

      Coconade Otonokoji

    • @driftsolace1992
      @driftsolace1992 3 года назад +3

      Whose fault is it really though?

    • @donatelling
      @donatelling 2 года назад +10

      I really hope that kids nowadays just read books or paint random stuff.
      watching for kids anime is way better than Cocomelon

    • @driftsolace1992
      @driftsolace1992 2 года назад +18

      @@donatelling thats an odd take. what infant/toddler watches anime?

  • @Lovely_and_Cute_Type_Idol
    @Lovely_and_Cute_Type_Idol 6 месяцев назад +10

    Cocomelon is an example of “Here child! Take this IPad and shut up!”

  • @cheebuu3360
    @cheebuu3360 3 года назад +335

    My little sister used to watch Bluey all the time. She loved it and would dance and clap and shout when the theme played. One day I came down stairs to see her watching Cocomelon... she hasn't been the same since.
    Edit: She's a little over a year old and has not yet developed the ability to speak coherent sentences. This is normal for a one year old, for those who are not aware.

    • @voidenterprises
      @voidenterprises 3 года назад +60

      good god this is genuinely a virus of a show

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys 3 года назад +40

      NOOOOOOOOO!!! WE LOST ANOTHER?!

    • @Thelast_alter
      @Thelast_alter 3 года назад +31

      @@c0zmozys yep
      Misson failed, at least for this guy
      (also a small tip! Just let her stop watch coco melon, ik she will throw some stupid tantrums but once you do that again and again she will be changed)

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 3 года назад

      ****ruclips.net/video/Bfe4TxvUOiw/видео.html** plays**

    • @cardboardking577
      @cardboardking577 3 года назад

      *Nooooooooooo*

  • @durandlewis1382
    @durandlewis1382 2 года назад +849

    Solid reminder that Cocomelon and Baby Shark are now on Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon. I couldn't dread a more cursed timeline.

    • @anthonykhan1676
      @anthonykhan1676 2 года назад +43

      WHAT

    • @mrTvguyman
      @mrTvguyman Год назад +43

      Coco melon is also on adult netflix

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle Год назад +16

      not only that, but we still have no idea what the dog doing

    • @s4turn_st4rz_yt
      @s4turn_st4rz_yt Год назад +1

      Both of them just make me want to die

    • @asherixDG
      @asherixDG Год назад +26

      I know this was 7 months ago, but PLEASE let this be a joke

  • @muffinlord99
    @muffinlord99 3 года назад +766

    I just gotta say, Bluey is such a good show for younger audiences, every character has depth, there are well written stories and the animation is excellent for a kids show while also teaching kids and older audiences alike some lessons. Well done Ludo Studios!

    • @RelicQuadrangle
      @RelicQuadrangle 3 года назад +17

      What da Ralsie doin

    • @Paul_The_Writer
      @Paul_The_Writer 3 года назад +77

      Bluey is what Peppa Pig aspired to be, but couldn't. My little sister watches Bluey frequently, and I also watch it with her, because, hell, even as a teenager, that show is simply great, with actual lessons to be learnt.

    • @s.b.6836
      @s.b.6836 3 года назад +8

      Unrealated but ralsei pfp :D

    • @RelicQuadrangle
      @RelicQuadrangle 3 года назад +1

      @@s.b.6836 heck yaaaaa

    • @K1ng_Squ1dZ
      @K1ng_Squ1dZ 3 года назад +15

      Pingu and octonauts are also really great for young audiences

  • @rocknwb1026
    @rocknwb1026 Год назад +16

    My baby don’t even pay attention to cocomelon 😂, thank God she’s a Bluey girl 🙂🤍

  • @АМЯ-1
    @АМЯ-1 3 года назад +690

    I wish that mr. Rogers was still alive to teach kids good morals and give them something actually entertaining for them to watch

    • @emmadilemma4177
      @emmadilemma4177 3 года назад +81

      there was something similar but it was called Danial Tiger's Neighborhood and its animated with saturated colors, its not the same as Mr Rogers but hey, anything is better then cocomelon.....except Peppa Pig thats, nope.

    • @АМЯ-1
      @АМЯ-1 3 года назад +1

      @@emmadilemma4177 true

    • @tre-vort-ni5189
      @tre-vort-ni5189 3 года назад +33

      Isn’t blues clues a modern Mr Rogers? I think that show is still going but a reboot version

    • @snailofkale
      @snailofkale 3 года назад +47

      @@emmadilemma4177 you’re really comparing peppa pig to cocomelon? i use the german dub of peppa pig to listen for words i know and it’s great. cocomelon is worthless.

    • @pumpkinsoda9017
      @pumpkinsoda9017 3 года назад +10

      At least we have Daniel Tiger, that's what my nephew watched when he was a toddler. He's 5 now and still a massive shithead.

  • @tf2heritageposts
    @tf2heritageposts 3 года назад +294

    weird way to add to the discussion, but when i was in a mental hospital last month, a mom talked about how she had her child watch cocomelon when she was busy with schoolwork. this bit her in ass when her kid would lose their shit when they didn't have cocomelon on. i honestly wouldn't be surprised if its some kind of literal visual drug

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 3 года назад +55

      I feel like someone smarter and more qualified than us should conduct a longitudinal (long-term) study on the effects that cocomelon had on the cognitive development of young children. I wonder what kind of deficiencies they would have? Would they also have problems with things like emotional regulation, behavioral issues, or social skills?

    • @tf2heritageposts
      @tf2heritageposts 3 года назад +34

      @@peggedyourdad9560 that would be interesting, but i feel like it might fall into the unethical territory if it turns out cocomelon does some serious damage to their ability to regulate their emotions and what not

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 3 года назад +24

      @@tf2heritageposts I was thinking the researcher could ask families to document their child’s behavior over time and bring the kids in for a test in those areas every year. Obviously there would also have to be families that don’t let their kids watch cocomelon involved as a control.

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 3 года назад +8

      It's like a Chinese bootleg of Polybius.

    • @tayntedmemories
      @tayntedmemories 3 года назад +8

      @@peggedyourdad9560 I think it'd at least give them a *very* bad attention span at the very best.

  • @abbacadaver
    @abbacadaver 2 года назад +254

    Once had a kid tear my hair out, bite me until I bled, and hurt themself to make it look like I had hit them. 4 y/o threatened to get me arrested because they couldn’t watch a melon show. Drug addicts have more remorse than that.

    • @luvskiedoodle2283
      @luvskiedoodle2283 2 года назад +46

      She doin the amber heard strategy

    • @sentientfossil
      @sentientfossil 2 года назад +23

      they amber heard or smth??

    • @luvskiedoodle2283
      @luvskiedoodle2283 2 года назад

      The kid might as well crap on the parent's bed

    • @missmoxie9188
      @missmoxie9188 2 года назад +5

      What the hell?!?!

    • @sialmfao
      @sialmfao 2 года назад +7

      Are you okay? what happened to the kid this is actually serious!

  • @Starlight_Cloudy-xm7pk
    @Starlight_Cloudy-xm7pk Год назад +14

    My biggest flex is that...
    I've never watched a single episode of Cocolemon

  • @stxrmosss
    @stxrmosss 3 года назад +1050

    Honestly it makes me sad to see parents shove cartoons in toddlers faces and just ignore them for the rest of the day it should be considered neglect but it's just so common in a lot of families - edit: im glad to see alot of people agree im a older sister and i see this in alot of households. im not trying to demonize tv or anything but kids should experience playing with other kids and toys rather then learning nothing from watching the same cocomelon episode over and over. thanks for the replies :)

    • @vamp4418
      @vamp4418 3 года назад +90

      ikr, ppl shudnt have kids if they arent gonna bother raising them :^(

    • @ElpheltRealNoClickbait
      @ElpheltRealNoClickbait 3 года назад +83

      While I understand that raising a kid, let alone multiple, is quite hard, it is crazy how it’s just a matter of handing your kid an iPad/phone and they’re glued to it. I work retail, and I can confirm that I see plenty of little kids/toddlers in strollers with their parents phone watching cocomelon. This really is a problem

    • @hello-up1fo
      @hello-up1fo 3 года назад +53

      @@ElpheltRealNoClickbait When I’m in the store and see a kid watching youtube on a phone at full volume it just depresses me.

    • @ElectroBlastLuigi
      @ElectroBlastLuigi 3 года назад +5

      It's one thing if you want your kid to not be looking at the screen for too long due to light intensity and such, but for you not letting your kid to watch something to keep them occupied is just stupid. Sounds like you're a bad parent right here.

    • @ElectroBlastLuigi
      @ElectroBlastLuigi 3 года назад +5

      @@ElpheltRealNoClickbait Not all kids be Cocomelon as I've seen them watch Thomas and Friends. So what if they're on those electronic devices? You be on your phone 24/7 like everyone else, we adapted into the time as it was predicted decades ago when we all use technology everywhere for personal use so stop being a hypocrite.

  • @Dollmoth9
    @Dollmoth9 3 года назад +442

    I work in a daycare as a toddler teacher and we put cocomelon music on Spotify and all of my kids sort of stand still and stare at the speaker where the music is coming out of, not really interacting or dancing like they do with other music. It's actually pretty scary 😂

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys 3 года назад +72

      its like "bitch wtf is this."
      i would do that

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical 3 года назад +4

      @@c0zmozys yeahs

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical 3 года назад +32

      Cognito Hazard

    • @user-rr9ye5if4r
      @user-rr9ye5if4r 3 года назад +50

      yes my little cousins will do this also , but they’ll creepily bop to it in unison

    • @mollusk1207
      @mollusk1207 3 года назад +81

      At this point I'm starting to wonder if cocomelon is actually an incredibly addictive cognitohazard to children

  • @Moon_Child_Mari
    @Moon_Child_Mari 3 года назад +812

    I find that the best children’s content can entertain both kids AND adults. I’m almost 20 but honestly, Sesame Street, Blue’s Clues, Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, and so on could STILL entertain me all these years later because these shows value education and find a really good way to make it entertaining which is so important!

    • @yotsubafanfan
      @yotsubafanfan 3 года назад +59

      I remember being little and watching shows like Bear and the Big Blue house and Rollie Pollie Ollie. They loved the shows as much as I did.

    • @EijiDoesThings
      @EijiDoesThings 3 года назад +41

      like bro, im a teen and watching bluey gives me a huge smile in my face

    • @rush2325
      @rush2325 3 года назад +27

      I'm literally crying because the vibe of the old Blues Clues and Bluey is nostalgic, entertaining, and slowly ripping Cocomelon's cover away. I love that.
      EDIT: This may be ruining the vibe of OP's/My comment, but thank you for 7 likes, never knew I could get likes that easy xD

    • @CutieFakeKirby
      @CutieFakeKirby 3 года назад +9

      True, am I the only one was a spongebob fan? (And still is today?)

    • @yourlocalyoutubecommenter2401
      @yourlocalyoutubecommenter2401 3 года назад +1

      Blues Clues is my fav omg

  • @wolflogic420
    @wolflogic420 11 месяцев назад +12

    Hearing "no one has heard of Bluey" nowadays is REALLY funny.

  • @MidCentury43
    @MidCentury43 3 года назад +594

    I hate how all these kids' properties try way too hard to emulate the Frozen/"new-era Disney" look/style instead of being unique and creative

    • @JotaInu
      @JotaInu 3 года назад +36

      @FemonicRBLX No one asked you either + Ratio + Don't care + L + Fatherless behavior

    • @justawilliamsfan
      @justawilliamsfan 3 года назад +34

      They do that because Frozen was unique and creative. Disney obviously took note from its success. Other things want to capitalize on it...
      ...and then we get the most terrible shit we can possibly imagine, Cocomelon, which is literally so fucking bright it could have hypnotic properties to it.

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 3 года назад +42

      I’m sick of everything being done in 3D animation as well.

    • @amesstarline5482
      @amesstarline5482 3 года назад +18

      This is kind of why I like Dreamworks, it aims to make its movies and shows distinct.

    • @MidCentury43
      @MidCentury43 3 года назад +10

      @@nuclearcatbaby1131 it’s not like 2D in these YT kid videos is much better. Have you even SEEN “Wolfoo” and the like?

  • @SolidIce99
    @SolidIce99 Год назад +882

    If I hear the parents around say "My child can't stay still if he's not given a smartphone," then I consider them failures as parents

    • @kyekruchoski1457
      @kyekruchoski1457 Год назад +8

      So your saying if I were to have a child who gets addicted to a smartphone and I knock out my child

    • @каменкоев-и8н
      @каменкоев-и8н Год назад +100

      @@kyekruchoski1457 what he is saying is you should do better as parent by limithing the thing that causes the adiction maybe even stoping that thing permanently
      jesus crist why your first tought is knocking out child

    • @Silencer333
      @Silencer333 Год назад +39

      i take my daughter to the park during the summer months and we play old school games from when i was a child back in the early 2000s, during the winter. ever since her mom past away, i dont let her have phone screen time. she is 7 and she should be outside not on a phone.

    • @Gxaps
      @Gxaps Год назад +5

      What if said child has ADHD

    • @Flat_tire_0
      @Flat_tire_0 Год назад +15

      Back in my day (about 2010 era) we were happy for what we got, now i see second graders with phone better then the one i have NOW
      I was happy for old samsung wich couldnt even run games

  • @levim24
    @levim24 3 года назад +693

    The other thing to keep in mind about Arcane and Encanto is that the short lengths of the shots are used to make viewers feel emotion, such as fear, suspense, and anxiety. With Cocomelon, there is no story, it's just one mindless clip after the next, meant to steal attention that would otherwise be easily diverted, due to the lack of any creativity in its "stories". I haven't watched Arcane, so I can't speak for it, but having seen Encanto, their uses of short shots are used very effectively to enhance the rich, detailed story already being told, not to mention that one can rewatch songs from the movie and pick up on new details in the animation and lyrics. It's genius because it adds layers to the narrative.

    • @exiledgerman
      @exiledgerman 3 года назад +37

      Arcane has the best stories, animation, etc. It's AMAZING.

    • @dramurgy6120
      @dramurgy6120 3 года назад

      midcanto

    • @waffloop8572
      @waffloop8572 3 года назад

      @@dramurgy6120 i agree

  • @arach.novita
    @arach.novita 2 года назад +1129

    I never had to go through this, my sisters HATE “Cocomelon”. They watched it when they were 5 months and 4 months old, but now they hate it.. so I’m very happy about that! My sisters are in love with Bluey now.

    • @TheGeneratedNarukami06
      @TheGeneratedNarukami06 2 года назад +66

      You're lucky! You're lucky that your sisters had now liberated from sinister Coco-Shinrikyo, You would be happy that I never like and never watched Cocomelon in the first place.

    • @mark2446.
      @mark2446. 2 года назад +34

      Good job to your sisters! You are SO lucky! Im jealous, beacuse that would be so good if my sister would hate it too! Anyway i would ask to borrow a gene with the behaviour and insert it into my younger sister.

    • @ArchetypalReaper
      @ArchetypalReaper 2 года назад +24

      wow your sisters must be genius if they have cartoon taste while being that young, consider yourself lucky!

    • @nathanwilliams9598
      @nathanwilliams9598 2 года назад +6

      Based children

    • @firasaliyusuf7785
      @firasaliyusuf7785 2 года назад +13

      I love bluey

  • @OGHashtagBoi
    @OGHashtagBoi Год назад +29

    My little brother used to love Cocomelon, but, somehow, HE ACTUALLY GOT BORED OF IT! But now his watch history is 99% Ryan's World... corporate brainwash. But he also loves Bluey, so there's hope. HOPE!

  • @sugarbunny666
    @sugarbunny666 3 года назад +1795

    As a autistic teen I couldn’t imagine how I would react to this much stimulation as a kid, it could actually be dangerous for kids on the spectrum to view things like this

    • @Damascene_
      @Damascene_ 3 года назад +265

      Yeah. The sheer amount of colour and blur movement and noises irritates me to no end, and im on the spectrum.
      Mind you, I dont usually experience sensory overload from a goddamn baby animation.

    • @theiceman4494
      @theiceman4494 3 года назад +261

      As someone with autism, you are absolutely right! When I was younger, I couldn't watch anything because of the overwhelming stimulation! However, my mom found out about a show called Kipper the Dog, and it was the answer to all my cartoon related problems. Intentionally minimalistic backgrounds and slow and relaxing plot. Kipper is the golden standard if children's entertainment!

    • @samanthabest8926
      @samanthabest8926 3 года назад +99

      @@theiceman4494 Yoooo, I loved Kipper as a kid! If only there were more simple kids shows like that and not this schlock

    • @Hannahleigh_b
      @Hannahleigh_b 3 года назад +46

      @@theiceman4494 I forgot about Kipper! I loved that show!

    • @KingRock9717
      @KingRock9717 3 года назад +47

      Same here fella. Every time I see my nephews and my parents put on any movie or tv show that isn't caca-meltdown. I have to thank em cause that'll be a brand new Nightmare on Elm Street or in this case. A Nightmare on any street we're living in.
      As for the show. Good God gravy this show is atrocious. The animation is God awful the songs are obnoxious. (Send it back to the earliest 90's) and heads up I'm pretty sure that Bluey. (Definitely let my nephews watch it despite the fact that I have a deep seated grudge with Disney). Is far more superior. Don't @ me Netflix.
      I give Caca-meltdown a 💩 out of 10.
      Now if I still got time. Thank goodness you're out of the child age cause by gawd. If you or any other people see this abomination of a show for tots. I suggest watching Animaniacs.

  • @gus9797
    @gus9797 3 года назад +291

    And everyone was saying how unrealistic Lovecraft is for having visual-based madness inducing Eldritch horrors

    • @Explorerofshadows
      @Explorerofshadows 3 года назад +35

      Lovecraft predicted memetic and cognitohazards decades in advance. He was a damn prophet in my opinion, a xenophobic schizo prophet, but a prophet nonetheless.

    • @Lowtiervergil347
      @Lowtiervergil347 3 года назад +6

      @@Explorerofshadows don't forget racist, he was VERY racist

    • @Explorerofshadows
      @Explorerofshadows 3 года назад +16

      @@Lowtiervergil347 What part of xenophobia did you miss? I'm tired of everyone excessively bringing up his racism whenever he's discussed.

    • @Lowtiervergil347
      @Lowtiervergil347 3 года назад +4

      @@Explorerofshadows I mean the dude literally had the N word in the name of one of his monsters so it's mostly what he's known for

    • @Explorerofshadows
      @Explorerofshadows 3 года назад +11

      @@Lowtiervergil347 Not in my circles. I guess if you hang out around a bunch of snowflakes that's what he is most well known for but I and those like me know him by his massive contribution to horror literature.

  • @harisbisevac4578
    @harisbisevac4578 3 года назад +334

    Savantics talks about the weirdest topics and I'm always here for it.

  • @WlmaAlexender-zl6nx
    @WlmaAlexender-zl6nx Год назад +30

    I'm an elementary teacher. I strongly warn my school, parents, and friends that they should not let kids watch it. Thank you for spreading the news. Teachers back you up on this one.

  • @JadeDRail
    @JadeDRail 3 года назад +703

    Comomelon gives me "They were a happy family, UNTIL THEY WEREN'T" vibes

    • @Nikonikotine
      @Nikonikotine 3 года назад +27

      Someone make an "fire coming out of the monkey's head" edit with cocomelon it would be an masterpiece.

    • @fireinthehole_727
      @fireinthehole_727 3 года назад +10

      Someone should make an edit of Cocomelon with the song "Mope Mope"

    • @AstroTom
      @AstroTom 3 года назад +1

      @@Nikonikotine As my favourite album is Demon Days I approve

    • @Nikonikotine
      @Nikonikotine 3 года назад +3

      @@AstroTom
      Fellow gorillaz fan?? That song underrated as hell

    • @AstroTom
      @AstroTom 3 года назад +1

      @@Nikonikotine Demon Days was our family's first Gorillaz album back in the day. Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey's Head is awesome!

  • @CactiCorner
    @CactiCorner 3 года назад +403

    I adore Bluey, it is one of the best kid shows in my opinion, in the way it doesn't talk down to kids and shows a pretty realistic representation of family (which is funny considering they're dogs) and honestly is great for anyone to watch! I hope one day it rises above Cocomelon, that stuff is just terrible, there's no thought put behind it and it doesn't inspire kids to use their imagination (which is really important for kids shows in my opinion). If you put that on for your kid you're just asking for their brain to rot.

    • @namesarefortheweak7161
      @namesarefortheweak7161 3 года назад +31

      My girlfriend is 14 (relax, I'm also 14) and she has Bluey playing in the background while she falls asleep. Meanwhile cocomelon is what you use to physologicalally torture someone

    • @Cure_Hana
      @Cure_Hana 3 года назад +19

      One of my favorite cartoons to watch as a toddler was Little Bear. Even if it was meant for small kids, the show had a very calm and laid back atmosphere with slice of life moments that made you feel right at home in the forested countryside. My mom and I still remember it fondly as our comfort show. I definitely recommend checking out a few episodes (on the official RUclips channel).

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam 3 года назад +3

      @@namesarefortheweak7161 I'M 14 TOO AND I HATE COCOMELONNNN

    • @gaybatgosqueak
      @gaybatgosqueak 3 года назад +4

      Bluey is a breath of fresh air. Might be the best little kid show of all time.

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam 3 года назад +4

      @@gaybatgosqueak "Bluey" JUST SOUNDS SO ADORABLE TOOOO

  • @DragonRebelRose
    @DragonRebelRose 2 года назад +1191

    Sure makes me miss actually educational kids shows like Zaboomafoo, Arthur, even Dragon Tales. Zaboomafoo was the best because it wasn't on as much, so catching it at the right time on PBS Kids was like catching lightning in a bottle. And the fact that it had a bunch of wild animals both cute and ferocious alike was SO amazing to see as a kid. It's probably what started my interest in animals and pets that continues to this day. The only interest that Cocomelon creates in kids is being more addicted to Cocomelon and making them angry and irritated when they're not watching it. Clearest signs of addiction.

    • @buttpiratesbuttpirate5913
      @buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 2 года назад +29

      Broooo, Dragon Tales was 🔥 🔥 fire

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- 2 года назад +28

      Oh I remember being little and watching Zaboomafoo and Wild Kratts on my babysitter’s old TV. Best stuff ever.

    • @ThatAnnoyingBird
      @ThatAnnoyingBird 2 года назад +10

      DUDE! That was my holy trinity when I was 9-10! Growing up homeschooled guaranteed I got to catch them all at least every day! I feel like I just got stabbed in the heart with a blade of nostalgia seeing you say that. Where have all the good children's education/entertainment shows gone now?

    • @ilaxonymli8408
      @ilaxonymli8408 2 года назад +17

      Wild kratts was everything. Still take the time to watch it sometimes as a almost 15yo female.

    • @lazyliongames6660
      @lazyliongames6660 2 года назад +8

      I remember those, it’s safe to say that with many things the new is higher in quality like 3D animation, CGI, and such, with one exception... that being kids shows, everyone could’ve enjoyed old kids shows, and even learn new things, but with newer shows it seems like what’s good for the business is worth more than what’s good for the kids

  • @Trebrehq
    @Trebrehq Год назад +7

    I love how there's Lego Starwars gameplay in the background lmao

  • @avacodo_demon1077
    @avacodo_demon1077 3 года назад +291

    My younger cousin is currently fighting her cocomelon addiction. she is currently in preschool and so she does not have all day to watch it but before it was terrifying how long she could go just watching cocomelon. I pray that one day she will be able to overcome her cocomelon addiction

    • @kyptos2252
      @kyptos2252 3 года назад +2

      God is fake

    • @Epicboy099
      @Epicboy099 3 года назад +13

      Try letting her listen to something like 1-1 from any super mario game.

    • @kyptos2252
      @kyptos2252 3 года назад +1

      @Ravetastic. I never said anything related to that

    • @JohnDoe-sw2nc
      @JohnDoe-sw2nc 3 года назад +12

      @@kyptos2252
      >le atheist neckbeard
      don't forget to tip ur fedora

    • @Nikonikotine
      @Nikonikotine 3 года назад +16

      @@kyptos2252
      "My younger cousin is fighting her cocomelon addiction." An jock says to me, an sad frown on their very face. I smiled. "God be with us." They continued, and that smile slowly turned into an frown, as i tap my fedora.
      "Well," i said, popping the collar of my jean jacket, an smirk surrounds my face while my fedora hides the other half of my face, only slightly revealing my eyes. Everyone was impatient for my answer. "God is fake." My goth and emo accent continues, the smirk becoming even bigger, and i tip my fedora. The crowd cheers. Obama was there. "Hey guys it's Obama from Raid shadow legends"

  • @QuantumBoogaloo
    @QuantumBoogaloo 3 года назад +157

    And this is exactly why the style of Mr Rogers Neighborhood was so great, imo. Very slow, very long shots, very chill in tone. Not even getting into anything but the style of it

    • @thedrewster0408
      @thedrewster0408 3 года назад +23

      I’ll never forget that one episode where Fred Rogers had a black person come to his show and they dip there toes into a small pool especially at a time when racial segregation was still put in place. It felt really meaningful to me.

    • @QuantumBoogaloo
      @QuantumBoogaloo 3 года назад +9

      @@thedrewster0408 yup. He was an amazing man imo

    • @eybrr8928
      @eybrr8928 3 года назад +1

      It gave the child a moment to let their mind develop instead of flashing bright colours and fast shots to put the kid in a trance

  • @matcharat2332
    @matcharat2332 3 года назад +339

    As someone who works in childcare, I absolutely despise Cocomelon. While there is not enough data out there yet to prove the lasting effects of screen time on toddlers, I’ve seen first hand what happens to children who are constantly subjected to it. This “show” is the equivalent of candy in terms of sustenance for the mind, and it takes precious time away from the skills that they need to be learning in these crucial stages of early childhood development.

    • @wingdingfontbro
      @wingdingfontbro 3 года назад +6

      It's like when you go on those RUclips binges and whoops 3 hours are now wasted and you got no idea what to do with your night.

    • @heavenlysadist
      @heavenlysadist 3 года назад +4

      It happen to my baby sister while the rest of my family is ignorant to the word of brainwashing and brain manipulation, honestly I hate this family and I rather have her train her brain to do chess or playing with that simple tool mathematics that being used for years (I believe it's those long mathematics tools to concentrate for your brain and calculations to help fast thinking)

    • @m-pc5334
      @m-pc5334 3 года назад +2

      @@wingdingfontbro except it’s even worse because atleast you have a 10% chance of learning something on that RUclips binge depending on what you normally watch

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 3 года назад +1

      @@wingdingfontbro atleast I watch stuff like documentaries about food supplements and shit like that

  • @iantaggart3064
    @iantaggart3064 Год назад +4

    Thank goodness for the automated chapter generation. I almost had to MANUALLY fast forward through an ad I've heard in the voices of a thousand other RUclipsrs.

  • @donovanrooney4077
    @donovanrooney4077 3 года назад +346

    Bluey might unironically be the smartest show for toddlers I've ever seen. Despite being made for younger audiences they pay more attention to detail than anyone asked them to and it's so much more solidly written than it has any right to be. It should be a crime that where I live, it's erred on Disney Jr. Right next to dino ranch and doc McStuffins.

    • @WolfgangXP65-67
      @WolfgangXP65-67 3 года назад +36

      Doc McStuffins is actually kinda neat for a kids show, but Dino ranch, never heard of it, thank God I haven't. Sounds just dumb.

    • @donovanrooney4077
      @donovanrooney4077 3 года назад +19

      @@WolfgangXP65-67 don't actually watch it, I did not know it was capable of being as bad as it is. Dino ranch is not bearable, so do yourself the liberty of leaving it a mystery.

    • @WolfgangXP65-67
      @WolfgangXP65-67 3 года назад +6

      @@donovanrooney4077 well ok :P

    • @bardishcryptid
      @bardishcryptid 3 года назад +13

      @@WolfgangXP65-67 didn’t it have mental health stuff explained in a kid friendly way? I can barely remember it but definitely good stuff sometimes I think

    • @WolfgangXP65-67
      @WolfgangXP65-67 3 года назад +9

      @@bardishcryptid no but at least the show wasn't toxic and was moderately paced.

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 3 года назад +181

    This reminds me of that episode of Jimmy Neutron where everyone started watching a TV program called "The Happy Show Show" or something that hypnotized them and made them creepily happy and like mindless zombies

    • @lancejuliandudero1928
      @lancejuliandudero1928 3 года назад +16

      I Know right!? I had much to see different connections on what happens next.
      I mean, Jimmy was shock that everyone in Retroville are hypnotize.

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam 3 года назад +12

      JIMMY WARNED US :O

  • @PogF1sh
    @PogF1sh 3 года назад +3170

    I honestly really don't like parents who let devices raise their children

    • @user-hn6tc9ot4j
      @user-hn6tc9ot4j 3 года назад +48

      sameee

    • @misty5047
      @misty5047 3 года назад +148

      You know not all parents who let their kids have devices all the time are bad. Many ppl have tests and go through a lot like people who are trying to make a living, and giving their child a device is the only way they will be able to work..I’m not saying that’s a right thing to do but I can also see why people like that do that
      And I know you never said that all parents are bad but just a heads up to everyone reading this! :) Have a good day/night

    • @yumnaminhaj9949
      @yumnaminhaj9949 3 года назад +151

      this is why my dad legit doesnt let my baby bro watch cocomelon or be on the phone all day. sure its quiet ans peaceful when he does but it scares us how silent he is- he is def more cheerful without devices.

    • @CannoliSlugYT
      @CannoliSlugYT 3 года назад +7

      I Don't Know Your Bro, But I Think He Is Bored Or Not Much Interested In Cocomelon, Like Cocomelon Isn't His Cup of Tea.

    • @rufaromumera7246
      @rufaromumera7246 3 года назад

      That kinda me

  • @Synthatic
    @Synthatic Год назад +8

    Meanwhile my toddler vehemently refuses to watch this. She only wants Bluey.

  • @fornaza-n8q
    @fornaza-n8q 3 года назад +692

    Teaching and spending time with your kid
    Parents: nah
    Let a smartphone with kids "content" in the hands of a toddler and let it zombify their brain
    Parents: yeah i'll do that

    • @RIPTINN
      @RIPTINN 3 года назад +90

      Also parents: why is my kid not coming down for dinner and then when I turn off coco they are blowing up the house

    • @nataleeisjustchilling2737
      @nataleeisjustchilling2737 3 года назад +18

      @@RIPTINN I swear my little brothers got anger problems and like adhd or something from having a tablet at such a young age (I think he was like 3 when he got one)

    • @gmkproductions4035
      @gmkproductions4035 3 года назад +22

      Cellphone or tablet or whatever time kids do the parents should supervise so their kids don’t watch garbage and also watch in moderation not 8 hours a day cocomelon. I do not think all kids media is bad as their is good animations with story’s and morals like a Disney or Pixar film not 4 hour cocomelon compilation

    • @_Caz
      @_Caz 3 года назад +7

      @@nataleeisjustchilling2737 Jeez, I got my first proper phone when I was 8 (not counting the tablet my dad had).

    • @mangledfoxy2052
      @mangledfoxy2052 3 года назад +22

      Then they have the nerve to blame everyone but themselves for their kids not being as great as they could’ve been

  • @andromeda_va39
    @andromeda_va39 3 года назад +115

    I work at a library, and let me tell you, when I saw a Cocomelon book on the "New Books" shelf, I died a little inside. They're extending their reach beyond the screens.

    • @julioaramayo1304
      @julioaramayo1304 3 года назад +14

      Oh no...

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 3 года назад +17

      they have a fucking toyline

    • @Explorerofshadows
      @Explorerofshadows 3 года назад +23

      Burn it, purge the cognitohazard before its too late.

    • @Epicboy099
      @Epicboy099 3 года назад +5

      @@Bacony_Cakes GET AS MUCH COCOMELON MERCHANDISE AS YOU CAN AND BURN IT ALL IN A FIRE.

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 3 года назад +5

      @@Epicboy099 why move it when you can just burn it in place

  • @joannaellis7890
    @joannaellis7890 2 года назад +230

    It's really telling to me that the only non-Coco show with less shots under five seconds was a scene from an adult animation show depicting a girl with PSYCHOSIS

    • @Cassmo46
      @Cassmo46 Год назад +7

      And what was that adult animation??

    • @joannaellis7890
      @joannaellis7890 Год назад +21

      @@Cassmo46 Arcane lol it's in the video, also the character I'm referring to is Jinx

  • @Metroid4ever
    @Metroid4ever 10 месяцев назад +3

    You hit the nail on the head about it being overstimulating, but luckily for me, it nauseates me instantly so I'm able to click away from it.

  • @AhsokaSnipz
    @AhsokaSnipz 2 года назад +1846

    The pacing of Cocomelon is meant to overstimulate which is what keeps them glued to it, constantly 'drugging' them in the sense that the stimulus is constantly shooting into the all child's senses.
    I know she went over it in the statistics but I just wanted to throw this in here for the people who tend to scroll through the comments not listening to the video.

    • @jessy.kins.
      @jessy.kins. 2 года назад +24

      @Luis Suazo my art teacher showed us that show in 5th grade 👁👄👁

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 2 года назад

      @@jessy.kins. Sus.

    • @javieralejandrotrianapaz6343
      @javieralejandrotrianapaz6343 2 года назад +15

      @Luis Suazo What is Booba?

    • @zerointerest9297
      @zerointerest9297 2 года назад +42

      @@javieralejandrotrianapaz6343 Teletubies on steroids

    • @Queen_Sakura
      @Queen_Sakura 2 года назад +16

      Scrollers everywhere thank you.

  • @RIPTINN
    @RIPTINN 3 года назад +982

    If this bluey and cocomelon thing is going to be some like battle thing then I'm automatically on team bluey. The show is nice and slow paced for toddlers so they won't get overwhelmed and become dazed. As somebody who's older but not a parent I even love the show bluey (obvious from my pfp) and alot of other parents too. But for cocomelon? Parents are just tired of it

    • @ChaosqueenMaddy
      @ChaosqueenMaddy 3 года назад +111

      Bluey is absolutely brilliant and should never be compared to the filth that is Cocomelon

    • @hellspawn1226
      @hellspawn1226 3 года назад +85

      I babysat for some mom's in my area, and I often was told if they were going to watch TV or be on their screens to monitor what they watched (no cocomelon, baby shark, and other stuff was often on a do not watch list). And I'll definitely say Bluey was such a cute show and I found myself enjoying it too. It's a cute little show with such sweet messages. It also gave me ideas of games to play since the kids wanted to be like Bluey. Bluey is and was definitely light years better than cocomelon, at least from a babysitter's perspective

    • @pikminfan6778
      @pikminfan6778 3 года назад +36

      Team Bluey for the win!

    • @Terrencetheterrible
      @Terrencetheterrible 3 года назад +54

      Sure, but I don't think cocomelon and bluey are competetors. Bluey seems to be more of a competetor to peppa pig, as they both have a lot of similarities. Bluey is still way better than cocomelon, and even peppa pig as well.

    • @spicybicy6667
      @spicybicy6667 3 года назад +15

      Bluey for the win! I’m in my 20’s and love the show!

  • @laddoneye947
    @laddoneye947 3 года назад +220

    The lengths you went to in order to analyze these clips is incredible, like this is CSI level of detail here

  • @cherubin7th
    @cherubin7th Год назад +10

    I just realized MrBeast is Cocomelon for an older demographic.

    • @ashexmist
      @ashexmist 8 месяцев назад +4

      atleast mrbeast actually has quality and care put into his vids lol

    • @TheCaregiverSITMOB
      @TheCaregiverSITMOB 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@ashexmistNO HE DOESN’T

  • @ItsSierraL
    @ItsSierraL 3 года назад +349

    Why is the baby from Cocomelon more aggressively presented than Vi? What do they know about him that we don't?

    • @JustJaidenism
      @JustJaidenism 3 года назад

      Hello, first commenter.

    • @paedofilegaming
      @paedofilegaming 3 года назад +6

      AMONG US

    • @Eli-Channn
      @Eli-Channn 3 года назад

      stuff

    • @DrScum-vj5to
      @DrScum-vj5to 3 года назад +15

      Bro my brain just blocked u mean vi from arcane, vi from cyberpunk or some other vi

    • @zesty9721
      @zesty9721 3 года назад +7

      @@DrScum-vj5to wait what vi are they talking about because I thought the same 😭✋🏻

  • @cloversrss
    @cloversrss 2 года назад +1540

    Thank god bluey is winning awards and getting more popular, especially in Australia. It's SUPER well-known around here and it's super chill, simple and good for younger children to watch. If I have kids I wouldn't let them watch anything remotely similar to that evil show

    • @edibleandsentientautomobil5396
      @edibleandsentientautomobil5396 2 года назад +63

      Peak Australian entertainment

    • @Ikeasharklol
      @Ikeasharklol 2 года назад +59

      Only in Australia buts seriously its high quality wholesome stuff

    • @goober4347
      @goober4347 2 года назад +46

      So far, the only thing from Australia that's remotely dangerous is the wildlife and outback.

    • @Yoyo-l2u9s
      @Yoyo-l2u9s Год назад

      Even in America more and more people is getting into bluey. Also bluey can be watched form any age while coco melon is made for no brain dead children and then only.

    • @xmaster10777
      @xmaster10777 Год назад +41

      Bluey our allies, cocomelon the axis

  • @smoothie3993
    @smoothie3993 2 года назад +1067

    As someone with adhd I’m surprised there actually finally IS a show that parents can blame for their kid’s adhd symptoms…

    • @Nockgun
      @Nockgun 2 года назад +79

      Im on the sprectrum i hate cocomelon their animation styles is bad

    • @iatsarulashvili3893
      @iatsarulashvili3893 2 года назад +58

      As an ADHD-er you can also blame tiktok but for the older population

    • @water6006
      @water6006 2 года назад +38

      They usually blame tik tok for it, but the hard part for them is that I don’t care or have tik tok. Also at this point I need to show people medical evidence to prove I have adhd

    • @MDGOLD
      @MDGOLD 2 года назад +3

      I have autism and adhd

    • @terryfalcon2135
      @terryfalcon2135 2 года назад +1

      I fit into this too but I dealt with it but just let it act up when I'm alone

  • @eleni3958
    @eleni3958 Год назад +10

    I feel like the quality of kids shows is going down at a rapid rate. We used to have Sailor Moon, which actually taught kids some lessons and helped them accept different identities with Sailor Uranus, Pokemon who taught us not to be cruel to animals with Charmander and more.

    • @jacobjcb8883
      @jacobjcb8883 11 месяцев назад +2

      There was also Thomas & Friends which taught us about not acting all high and mighty or we'd get our comeuppance and it's sister show Tugs which told us to hold those dear close to us