the perfect pokérap but bdg doesn't say any pokémon names
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- Опубликовано: 17 апр 2019
- something something matt the enforcer
The pokérap: • FULL SONG: The Perfect...
the présentation: • The Perfect PokéRap | ...
unraveléd: • Solving the Zelda Time...
brian david gilbért: / briandavidgilbert
sorry about the comments being off for some time, youtube marked it as directed at children and i didn't catch it till now :,)
*dont fist, just study a lot*
If you fuck around in class you'll be distraught
This
The jump from “opiate addiction” to “rapping’s hard” was true comedy
So was the one between "gotta catch 'em all" And "I think we are done with the triplet rap"
Fakz
"I tell you-- do drugs"
I actually heard: “I tell you to do drugs” 🤣LMBO
They only cut off half of natu's name. So it's I tell you -tu do drugs
@@SwagPizza ikr
With opiate addiction. WOO RAPPING'S HARD
"I tell you to do drugs" followed so closely by "I don't mean to care" sounds like a D.A.R.E. reverse psychology tactic.
Also with all the skips it sounds like he's gasping constantly, smoking kills your lungs everyone thanks for coming to my ted talk
Gotta catch em' all
I think we are done with the triplet rap
Not sure if Terry counts as a pokemon name, but I appreciate the removal of it for caution's sake.
it absolutely counts and I am not saying that just becase I feel like the ending is funny when the emotional 'TERRYYYY' is censored
Alternate Title: The Perfect PokeRap - Kevin Version.
Well, it is the name of one of Brian's pokemon
@@straka9992 but what if you did a version where you just bleeped out all the Pokemon instead of cutting them so it sounded like BDG just shouted a curse word at the top of his lungs and held it
@@straka9992 You should have cut out the dream ballet too
Matt finally neutralizes Brian edition
"If you're in school, you gonna drop out sooner"
he isn't wrong tho
you can only drop out if you go to school
what a plot twist
1:03
And abstinence is key or you'll get crabs
I mean, that's true.
And abstinence is key or you’ll get *grab some candy for a sweet treat?*
I dunno what it is, but the “Don’t stick forks into plugs” at 1:11 kills me
It's probably the fact that it's the exact same message and doesn't actually sound cut
I know right, for me it's the intonation change
"Wear a when you bikes"
It actually sounds like something he said as opposed to being clearly cut from something else
“Don’t stick forks into PLUGS!”
alternate timeline where matt performs mma on brian's body
Bro the dream ballet he said so many pokemon my bones disintegrated
He didn't SAY any of them
Corner Gang but he SAID them
@@rhymeswithmoose228 he said them with the language of DANCE
He's speaking the language of gods.
@@yoshidaaimi34 yup. And bees
"Don't Fist just study a lot!"
"If you're in school, you'll drop out sooner." -BDG
You can’t drop out if you aren’t in school I guess.
0/10 you didn't include the 'and's
i tried i really did but it didnt sound like anything gjdskfhsd
SHUT UP its a good video you probably couldn't make it
@@identity_undetermined They probably could, you didn't have to be so rude I'm pretty sure it was a joke.
@@straka9992 and and and and and and and
“Who cares if I didn’t find a good place for...I STILL FOUND A WAY TO PUT THEM IN THERE”
Amazing snack is you can eat strangers who give you hugs.
Too true
Finally, a version I can memorize
Boomtastic lol 😂
With opiate addiction...
H O O!
“you can eat strangers that offer you hugs” -bdg
Perfect Pokérap: BDG has a stroke Edition
Good job matt
I love how more than half the song is still in tact while all the names are removed lmao
1:08
“You can eat strangers who offer you hugs”
"I've said every name I can say"
Which apparently is none of them
Have you? Have you really said every name you can say, Brian?
hes under a nondisclosure agreement
Didn't you hear? He let his body confess the names he couldn't express!
"that brings us all of the way to the top / i've said every name i can say"
did you, brian? did you?
Alternate Title: BDG has a Stroke, a Ballet, and Depression
*"Lets learn a little from the pokemon, I'd love to say the pokemon but here's the catch"* 😂😂 0:26
im so ready to sing along and this whole song feels like I'm having a panic attack
"How to be strong as-- a song!"
0:59 deadass thought he said "don't piss, just study a lot!" and honestly, watching this before finals, that's a big cramming mood
Don’t fist, just study a lot!
“If your f- ING in school”!
Might not be any more
“if you’re in school you’ll drop out sooner” uh oh i better drop out of school to prevent that
"With opiate addiction" "Hoo!"
*you can eat strangers who offer you hugs*
I like how this is literally over half of the pokérap
2:42 How to be strong as a song.
do yo want some 『KING CRIMSON』？
You will never reach truth
@@tunnelsnake420 Wha
I am unsure if this is blessed or cursed content, but thank you for creating it.
Blursed
How do I make this whole thing my ringtone
1:26, it says "I tell you do drugs"
Thé déscription's incrédible.
*if you’re in school, you’ll drop out sooner*
"But I never gave up, I kept at it every day, and with -u beside me, and my dex to guide me, I knew that there'd be a way!"
We were beside him, that's nice :)
it sounds like “if you fuck around in class you’ll be distraught” and it’s very good
This has the same vibes as when you're skipping through someone story on insta
“If you’re in school, you’ll drop out sooner”
I mean technically it’s not wrong
The fact that even removing all of the Pokemon names still leaves you with five whole minutes of song..
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
ok we're done here
I don't know what I was expecting.
um actually the dream ballet is an entire list of pokemons names so really that should've been omitted.........
"Dont fist just study alot"
1:28 "I tell you to do drugs."
0/10 the dream ballet definitely counts as saying their names
I think it would have been more seizure enducing if it had a loud beep over all the names
"I love to say the Pokémon"
Could've fooled me.
Remember kids, "If you're in school, you'll drop out sooner"
1:27 I tell you do drugs.🤔
0/10 didn't block out the dream ballet. Specifically only BDG's segments though.
"But who cares if I couldn't find a good place to put-
I still found a way to put 'em in there!"
I mean, yeah, you put a lot of missing words in there, Brian.
I think BDG forgot just a few mons during the rap.
“How to be strong as a song” I don’t think anybody can have that much power 😂
I know he doesn't "say" any Pokemon during it, I still think you should've skipped the dream ballet.
Amazing edit regardless.
Matt is now about to knee strike Bryan’s vital organs
Id need a thicker skin than LEAVE MY COMFORT ZONE
I love how the music dies down during the opiate addiction part and he sounds REALLY fucking angry and then he says "RAPPING'S HARD!" super goofy
This version actually makes one of the lines more accurate: "If you're in school, you'll drop out sooner"
Perfect.
"Big pharma is the root of our countrys problem. With opiate addiction..."
"Whoo!"
Alternative title: The Perfect Pokérap but he's having a *fucking stroke.*
I tell you do drugs Brian 2019
" no matter the scope of the task I don't need a ride"
The only few that still makes sense is ‘don’t stick forks into plugs’ and ‘look ‘em in the eye’
"how to be strong as a song" i cried its so emotional
Thank you for keeping the Dream Ballet.
0:56-1:06 "If you fuck around in class, you'll be distraught! Don't fist, just study a lot! If you're fucking in school, you'll drop out sooner. And abstinence is key or you'll get crabs!"
How to be strong as a song
No matter the scope of the task, I don't need a ride
"There's less than 150 left"
I don't know what song you were listening to, Brian, but there _clearly_ were 812 Pokemon you haven't named yet.
"Amazing treat is you can eat strangers who offer you hugs"
"i tell you do drugs" is the line that got me, couldn't stop smiling from that point on!
So if someone says "Hey, want some dank-"
LOOK EM' IN THE EYE AND SAY NO WAY.
You left in a couple
oh man did I? where?
Straka 1 word audience participation
@@lolface_9363 oooh yeah that was intentional though, the specification was that *brian* doesn't say any pokémon :^)
The Dream Ballet man. He's singing it with his heart
@idiot 2 woosh
This is great
*not even 20 seconds* I think we're done with the triplet section
"it is time to more names" kills me
I need the version with silence instead of it being cut, will be a lot more fun and awkward that way
when you love terribly
1:28 “i tell you to do drugs”
when you love- *terribly*
You can eat strangers.
Best line
1:22 also, He he! Oh my!
[Intro]
So, This one's for you
[Sample]
I want to be the best (best, best, best)
Be the best (best, best)
[Verse 1]
Uh, gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all.
I think we are done with the triplet rap so now let's rap to educate.
[Verse 2]
Alright, here we go!
Are ya ready, friends? Hey, come on!
Let's learn a little something from the Pokémon
There's I love to say the Pokémon, but here's the catch
Saying them all kinda seems Let me a question; wanna help me out? It's toe in more names Come on, gimme a shout!
[Interlude]
[Audience indistinctly shouting the names of 200 pokémon]
Those pokémon are
[Audience indistinctly shouting the names of anothet 200 pokémon]
And those pokémon are trash
[Verse 3]
E my friend, I've got more to say and if we dl a little deeper we can learn today so why not get don't be or blue here are some lessons and I for you around a class you'll be distraught don't fist just study a lot if you're in school you'll drop out sooner
And abstinence is key or you'll get a grab some candy. For a sweet treat, a amazing snack is you can eat strangers who offer you hugs. And don't stick forks into plugs! Wear a when you bikes. Keep a well-stocked extra-long hikes.
Gotta catch ‘em all Gotta catch ‘em all. Ight I think we done
"i tell you do drugs"
How dare you, Brian's body clearly said like 80 names in this song. Disliked!
The partial removal of Muk makes it sound like he says "don't fuck around in school!"
you shaved an entire 4 minutes off of the song, bravo
"If you're in school you'll drop out sooner
He doesn't need a ride
The dream ballet counts bc they didn’t say any Pokémon they only showed the Pokémon pics except for saying them