Try to look away from these Chinese troops doing a dramatic slow turn
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- A dramatic display by the Chinese military during its 70th anniversary of the People's Republic of China military parade in Beijing yielded some eye-grabbing visuals.
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Me: look there's a cute girl over there but don't make too obvious.
The boys:
Leaving this at 69 likes
,😅🤣
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The guy who screwed up the head turn is sent back to the Factory for reprogramming.
🤣 excellent
Killed, more like it.
@Mr. Sauce 1:48
You haven't watched the video at all, have you?
BBtG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@wilk128 no replaced
the guy that turned his head early was never seen again under mysterious circumstances
Or his punishment and humiliation was seen on WeChat by 500,000,000 Chinese an an example to the rest of them.
shut up emma
And his family will be disappeared.
While the Allied Forces were training for war.
It was mechanical malfunctioning.
What people don't see is that they are all clones. They just assume they are people, but they all originate from a guy named Lee, there's a million Lees🤔. That explains it.
This particular clone was retrieved for recycling.
Oh man. He just became “that guy” forever
Good thing they all look identical to eachother
If a soldier turning his head at the wrong moment was the biggest blunder of the entire parade, I'd say the parade was a massive success.
He's dead now though.
@@samhowe6995 If that's not a figure of speech, I'd like to see some evidence.
Endelig Gnist I think the biggest blunder was their use of fake wooden weapons..
Probably got that soldier killed...
That's just what was caught on camera
When I was in the Marines I HATED parades. I guarantee you that those ten thousand soldiers had to spent days and days just practicing that stupid head turn.
They are Chinese though. They actually have reasons to be proud of what their country has become so they are more motivated.
Pendulunium240 Is that why millions have left China and millions more plan to leave in the near future?
J B they did
@@pendulunium2408 Nobody should be proud of a government that has concentration camps full of thousands of Uyghurs. The CPC is also guilty of massacring their own people (Tiananmen June 4th), suppressing concerns about Covid 19 (back before it spread out of control) and over a million March in the streets of Hong Kong, protesting China's attempts to take away their freedoms. This is only the Surface of what the Chinese government has done. Look into what they are doing to the " South China Sea", Taiwan and Hong Kong. It's expansionism at it's finest.
Pendulunium240 litterally everyone their hates it and so do those around the world, nothing to be proud of it’s one of the trashiest governments in Asia
The young fella who made the mistake probably earned a trip to the re-education camp for a few years..poor fella
Time stamp?
00:25
@Orb what
Yes. And half rations for 6 months. And camp.
@Orb you beat me to it
When the world is looking at Xi Jinping but you're still looking for Mao Zedong.
He didn't screw up. He was just ahead of his time.
he prove they are not robot
such an underated comment
This is westerners propaganda machine style!.. even small things they can twist the story!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
So do I Sowhat
brilliant!!! :)
Imagine being trained to turn your head slowly.
@defcon six believe in the Lord Jesus and you will be saved. For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only son and whoever believes in him shall not die but have eternal life. For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. Jesus died on the cross and paid the penalty for our sin so we can find eternal life. If you trust Jesus as your only savior from sin you can find eternal life. Following Jesus may lead to persecution but Jesus will be with you to support you in all of your trials.
Time they could have been using to learn to soldier skills they waste on this shit. For the vanity of their superiors.
HD VRSC V-Rod I don’t think he was claiming to have any military training so why you being all bitchy there V-Rod?
olumorganjoe what? Shut up dude. This is why people can’t take you guys serious unless your sneezing on natives 😂
@@olumorganjoe Amen
How was this whole video NOT about the guy at the end with his seat belt? That was friggin next level shit, right there.
Either that seatbelt is broken or the older loose version of seatbelt 🤣
the most brilliantly choreographed display of cannon-fodder in the world...
This is really unsettling. They look like terracotta warriors.
Compact Disc exactly, a pretend force, just like the Terracotta’s.
@@ross82 ooooh, nice roast👍
@@ross82 didnt the terracotta have each soilder modelled to look the exact same to one irl
hwheh2 beebbe I’ve heard two version, one to protect the emperor in the afterlife, the other to bolster the numbers, make one soldier (guard) appear as two. Safe to say I wasn’t around at the time so I personally don’t know.
Nothing will beat the us in a war the us would win a war against the rest of the world
When your at war with China and you've shot and killed the same guy like 5 times
Kula Cnt lol why are you pissed? It’s a fooking joke mate.
Oh my god
Better hope you get more than 5 lol
LMAO
This joke was made like a decade ago and yet boomers like you are still using it. What a childish person you are
Omg…, the way the driver puts that seatbelt on…., priceless😆😆😆😆
So, I was in marching band all the way through school and actually in a couple of really good marching bands all the way through the end of college. These guys are clean !!!!
That army parading skills is way above any marching band could even hope to achieve.
Why you gotta call a guy out like that? Him and his entire blood line was just killed.
Probably served on cleaning duty for weeks
It's because this and any other source under Cenk Uyger is pathetically evil.
@@bravesniper2174 nope, he'll be taxidermied if he's healthy enough and sent to museums for demonic hipsters to tell their families that he was a volunteer; or just shot. It's China bro.
@@bravesniper2174 He got demoted to coffin duty.
Beat me to the PUNCH :^*(
Old Chinese proverb: "Good enough never is."
R.I.P., soldier who turned too early.
They can't find him they all look alike. 😉😃😃
Ohio 82 Thats funny
No bat soup for him .
Also man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
😂😂😂😂😂
" I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over the generals bowel movements or their colonel's piles, an army that would be shown for a modest fee at every fairground in the country. The other would be the real one, composed entirely of young enthusiasts in camouflage uniforms, who would not be put on display, but from whom impossible efforts would be demanded and to whom all sorts of tricks would be taught. That's the army in which I would like to fight" - Jean Larteguy
That guy's probably doing life in a "re-educatiom camp" now.
The Soldier who turned his head early probably got the firing Squad after the ceremony!
Luis Puerto Rico yes,I’m Chinese and look that moment. hhhhhhhh it’s so interesting!
This aint north korea
You are brainwashed, man
Or become future General. Because he's ahead of time than other comrades
I admire your imagination lol
That one guy who turned his head is sooooooo grounded.
Nah, he's never gonne be, "seen" (ALIVE🤧) again!
in fact that was less than0.2 s and no one care about it
东皇太一 tell that to the Chinese government and generals lmao
@OneThiccPepeForTwoThickerKekes XD
If by grounded you mean 6 feet under, then yes.
I'd say that soldier has been permanently assigned to retraining duties in Xinjiang but according to PLA records he never existed at all.
As a leader inspecting his military, he looks so unimpressed.
"One of these kids is not like the others"
That's how Detective Spooner found Sonny in the film iRobot
@@novemberalpha6023 it's a Taylor Swift won't reference
@@Auchentoshan i didn't know that.. thank you for the information
I don't know, man; they all look the same to my eyes. Lol
They’re probably gonna rape and kill him , but take thier time raping him
He didn't screwed up. He was just way more advanced than the rest of his comrades. You can even see the rest catching up on him.
But afterwards his family still had to pay for the bullet.
Yeah he's now missing.
Don't joke too hard his family is still mourning
@@jdub2878 🤣🤣🤣
One of the funniest ever !
I’m 57 seconds into this and feel the need to go get really fucking high and come back to finish it.
the Belgian Defense Cadets can't get this nailed down straight after seeing their marching
Oh bro, don't get me started on Australian Air Force Cadets, we just kinda downright bad at drill and marches.
0:51 Your classmates watching the late kid get to his seat
One more:
Your class when you walk to the front after the teacher called you for a presentation
The hot new girl on her first day.
Welp.. It was me back in school life
Amandeep Singh 😂
@@flukeman022 i was the hot new girl
The one that turned his head too early was a human being amongst the clones
That's how they find out the real humans from machines
😂 underrated
Twenty years of hiding in plain sight ruined in a single moment.
You had me laughing 2 o'clock😂
He probably disappeared
Don’t mean to be rude or disrespectful but I died seeing that soldier’s countenance whilst slowly turning its head lmao
His life definitely flash backs at that moment he knew he fkd up.
Amazing how only one guy got it correct. The rest need more training.
LMFAO😂😁😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 im dying here
Lol
That's what his mother said.
They were executed, no mo train.....
He was actually the best head turner in his home village. He was waiting for this moment his whole life, but he got ahead of himself and let his skills go to his head..
Skills go to his Head .... 😂😂😂😂 You are Punny
Lol
And for this insolence, the head of state had him heading towards his fate where he was later beheaded
@@vectorphoenix5992 Right after he served his hard labour.
I'm more impressed by how they managed to clone the country's best-looking guy 5000 times to create that army.
This shows that they spend more time training for the parade than for the war.
We have nothing to fear from these puppets.
Big mistake to underestimate their ability to wage war.
"200 thousand units are ready, with well over a million on the way"
"They'll be back and in greater numbers "
Shit. i was supposed to use that one on the ISIS video.
@@timecat8534 lmaoo
Han Solo they can come get it whenever they think their ready 🇺🇸
we know the quality of Made in China units.
Like they say: “No combat ready unit is ready for inspection and no inspection ready unit is ready for combat”....
Exactly. As they say in sharpe "the men are dirty. The weapons are clean sir"
motoxguy7 they never say that in the Chinese military. They are fanatics.
Bullseye
Proven wrong in hundreds of armies over the centuries.
Accept the Navy Seals lol
Putting Winnie the Pooh in that old car was the mistake. Taiwan No.1
In this world of nuclear weapons, asymmetric warfare and robotics, away with you disciplined infantry. Give me your geeks and hooligans.
Imagine being trained to turn your head really slowly, and fail.
Now we know who was late for the practice or probably absent or probably substituted at the last moment
He was the Korean fill in guy.
congratulations youtube just got that soldier terminated
Terminated no... Eaten is more like it
And his family
unfortunate truth...
This is FREAKY
The ADD soldier
1:47 When someone shouts "Taiwan!" and he couldn't believe his ears, bonus social credits.
Friend: look at that girl behind you
The boys:
Military Times: Check out this guy that turned his head too early!
Guy that turned his head too early: Is my life a joke to you?
Ty
Bro LMAO😂🤚
He probably got executed
Probably never see him again
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Lmassholeoff
Enemy be like "I've killed this guy 5 times already"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is wacist
You don't have to recognize them if you nuke on em
@@Kferler 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Ever notice Chinese troops are such robots, they don't even blink ....
"Hey, don't look now. But that girl over there-"
The boys: 0:51
You: open a pack of gum in class
Rest of classmates: 0:58
😂
🤣🤣🤣
Blazing Leo hilarious
Ahahahahah... totally true...
Just imagine they all lloked to the camera, still i expect a new wave of memes about this
I like how he stopped at where he was and waited for his comrades to make it uniform.. Lolx
Yes, he was cool headed, did not panic, and came up with the best possible solution given the circumstance. I suppose that too is part of his good training.
As a result both he and his family won a fun filled 6 month stay at the PRC re-Education centre/camp
@@nlomas lmao!
he's the early waker
He’s looking at the camera like “poo bear is gonna end me and my family now”
I don't know why I always find Chinese funny soldiers
This is the closest thing, we will get to a clone army.
Ah yes.
Equally powerful, and cool. Love it
I agree, they all pretty much look the same in every way.
@Normal Person well theyre commies, they don't really possess the critical thinking like a regular person would.
@@memelyshorts643 there are much more genetic diversity in "americans" for that to be empirically false.
I’ll give them one thing, at least they aren’t confused about which bathroom to use...
James Rapp are you Canadian?
You mean which hole in the floor?
@@xXcangjieXx Times better than actually sitting on something that some has had their ass rubbed on it.
Cang You clearly have never been to any of China’s Tier I or even Tier II cities. They are actually quite prosperous and have some very advanced technologies, search RUclips if you don’t believe me. My broader point being our country is more divided and dysfunctional than it’s been in over 100 years. China meanwhile for all it’s problems has a very nationalistic populous and their position is the world is growing every day. We’re meanwhile on the verge of an existential crisis. Any sort of hot conflict with them would likely end very badly for us. I would not underestimate them.
@@rejuvenatingsoul3498 believe in the Lord Jesus and you will be saved. For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only son and whoever believes in him shall not die but have eternal life. For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. Jesus died on the cross and paid the penalty for our sin so we can find eternal life. If you trust Jesus as your only savior from sin you can find eternal life. Following Jesus may lead to persecution but Jesus will be with you to support you in all of your trials.
opening a bag of chips in class be like
Bizet would be proud to know that The Peoples' Army has adopted his most famous composition.
If everybody looks in one direction & if the enemy comes in another direction, then what ?
Then they'll have a bad day
Not, if he alerts the troop from a surprise attack.
This is only for show, they don't actually do this during war
U really think China has only group of troop?
@@chester1234ification It concerns the particular troop.
2:27, Pooh Bear inspecting the troops, thinking to himself: "Oh, bother, I left the honey in the other car."
I don't know why I laughed so hard, it doesn't even sound funny 🤣🤣🤣
I read that in his voice
Brilliant
Ffs
Xi jingPooh dont call them brother. he call them pheasant
🤣👏
That's one military that the US wouldn't wanna challenge..
He will be publicly whipped never to be seen again.why do I feel like it’s a Godzilla movie😂😂😂
0:27 As my drill instructor would say “there’s always one”
That soldier who didn't turn his head reminds me of that old Nazi photo from the 30's where there was a very large crowd all giving the nazi salute and just one guy didn't and just stood there with his arms crossed.
@@rollyunicorn Yeah, do you know what happened to him as punishment for that?
@@steringp1434 His name was August Landmesser. He survived the War.
@@rollyunicorn He did NOT survive the war. He was sent to a concentration camp and was later drafted into the army. He was killed in action.
@@steringp1434 You're quite right, my mistake. Seems like he was a decent man.
We could definately do with more like him today.
1:06 When you bring out a bag of chips
All of my dogs-
When you've just got to take "you all look the same to me" to a whole new level.
Military Commander : Widen your eyes, inflate your nostrils and smile 😁
2:22 That seatbelt is not saving anyone if it can be pulled that fast without locking up.
Actually i can do that with my seat belt i just need to pull as far as i can then let it reset then do the first pull really fast. My truck is my dads old f-250 4x4 with powerstroke incase you wondering
Creepy stuff right there...Shot out to the guy who messed up cause he's most likely no longer with us....
Don't scare yourself, he is fine
Nah, he just got 500 push ups and 3 hours plank as punishment
That guy had seriously make a mistake, he turn his head to early.
I think he turned to follow the camera crew instead of when President Xi's ride pass. Lol
Perhaps you don't understand the purpose... it should be unnerving. A military parade is a show of strength, solidarity, etc - ie, it's meant to intimidate would be enemies. If you felt a chill going up your spine, it served its purpose.
Fun fact - to be in the Chinese Navy you have to be at least six feet tall. That way if the boat sinks you can walk ashore ! 😂
who tell you that?bbc fake news?
That man is either dead, in prison, or lost social credits
Girls: eww she's wearing the same thing I am
Boys:
One out of a million. I'd say that was an awesome good display of discipline.
No !
this shows that they spend more time training for the parade than for the war 😁
@@calvacoca correction, they have discipline.
@@calvacoca you obviously have no idea how this works
@@calvacoca and you think thats a bad thing?
You want the PLA to prepare for a war?🙄
I'd say the video of Chinese soldiers crying on the bus on their way to the Indian border was even more telling of the Chinese fighting man.
2:19 why is the driver so mad lmao look how he put his seat belt on
Nice try, China. Your robot army are actually just humans you sorted by height and told to stare at the same guy.
Old people: don’t stare it’s rude.
Also old people when they see someone with painted hair
Young people think it's disgusting now too reeEeEeee
@@kalwallingford7039 it can be
@@kejiat3448 if it doesn’t work ja
Every military in the world is afraid of the "slow turn!"
The only thing that's more terrifying is the sidelong glance.
Haha
"You eyeballin' me?!"
The US Army Drill Team has bits in their routines that include sidelongs.
@@mkvv5687 Thank God! It's good to know that the US still might still hold the lead in this technology.
@@davidemmet7343
"I know, right?"
"Bull, smack him for me please."
;)
Chinese military messes up one guy looks in the wrong direction for a minute 😂😂 US military messes up 8kids end up catching a drone strike 👀👀
While we’re fighting wars, the Chinese are practicing marching like a high school marching band
Correction: Losing wars against peasants.
Neither you nor the Chinese have fought a real war in decades. Having uncontested control of the skies against savages in sandals with AKs is not relevant experience against guys with ballistic and cruise missiles, more artillery than most of NATO combined, you get the picture.
China has really perfected the art of human cloning xD
Hard trainings will do that
@@yarhacijin9463 believe in the Lord Jesus and you will be saved. For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only son and whoever believes in him shall not die but have eternal life. For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. Jesus died on the cross and paid the penalty for our sin so we can find eternal life. If you trust Jesus as your only savior from sin you can find eternal life. Following Jesus may lead to persecution but Jesus will be with you to support you in all of your trials.
@@olumorganjoe why me
@@yarhacijin9463 I care about your soul. This is my way of revealing the truth to you. Sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone.
@@olumorganjoe "And this gospel of the kingdom will be proclaimed throughout the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come." Matthew 24:14 Good work bro.
Funny how the planes were flying to form the number 70. Not in Chinese.
The amount of time and effort a country's military spends on fancy marching and parades is inversely proportionate to their actual effectiveness in combat. Murphy's Laws numbers 16 & 17: No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection, and no inspection-ready unit ever passed combat. These guys would be fucked in a conventional war.
I mean, you'd turn your head like that too if Winnie the Pooh just went by in a motorcade. Wouldn't you!?
4 days later and Still not deleted or shadow banned.
Look at him smile lol
Derrik Ollar 病毒特朗普不错
One week later. Still alive @derrik Ollar?
@@greglikewhoa2623 LOL. I'm keeping my situational awareness on high alert!
Actually, having been in choreographed productions ... he *didn’t* “ *screw up* “ ... he *held and waited* ... super important - if he snapped his head back into start position he’d have drawn more attention to himself ... he followed the standard method ... which is, “ *hold position, never correct it* “‼️✨🏆✨
Cameraman probably made a funny face.
It honestly takes quite some practice to not look at the camera. These are guys are soldiers, not professional actors ...cut 'em some slack
@@iwatchwithnoads7480 I am. Re-read my comment slowly & out loud. It should be more apparent.
Nah he dead.
Makes sense; as well as the fact that he wasn't in the fist Rank.
@@iwatchwithnoads7480 You know this guy hasn't heard the end of it though... the look of embarrassment is real in his face. It doesn't matter if you're China or the United States. If you goof up, your buddies are gonna let you know about it.
You don't understand the synchronicity of it all he was he did as he was supposed to do
That guy who messed up mustive panicked when he was the only one doing it...
The only free-thinker in the whole bunch: "am I insane or is everyone else?"
Everyone is free thinker, but their are some who thinks simply
Since when is making a mistake called "free-thinking"
You guys are salty af lol
Xi Jingping looks like he would rather be watching Sunday Sports than being there.
Haha, this is a cultural difference. Our Chinese politicians pay attention to introverted emotions, so that they appear calm and wise. 哈哈，这是文化差异。我们中国的政治家讲究情绪内敛，这样才显得冷静，有智慧。
skywalker jedi, problem with our politicians in America is that they’re too prone to letting their introverted emotions be made known. It’s no different amongst the populous either.
@@skywalkerjedi1718 to appear as something doesn't mean its necessarily that thing
@@skywalkerjedi1718 Can't he pay a bit of attention to his morality?
Everyone used their right eye, he used his left.
I think it’s safe to say he did a great slow turn, even the fuck up was on point lol
1:06 they try so hard to hold their laughter
XDD
lol
@@raiderwarrior2725 tbh all military does that and that is what make it fun
I will laugh coz i imagine the face of my buddy besides me doing funny face. Deymn
3rd and 4th dude he's like "Shut up!"
0:44 *When a game developer cuts corners on the enemy soldier models....*
Umm, why the fuck is the "Military Times" praising the Chinese Army?????
Ngl it is visually stunning and for some reason I think this kind of discipline without the threat of that one guy killing you ofc is something we need but when I saw the army force slowing turning their heads they all looked brain dead like mind controlled
Clearly he's running an older program and needs to update and restart.
Shut up
@@cryo_life shut down
King Super Saiyan looks like someone needs an update
@@sorrenzz3610 I don't.
@@cryo_life Windows XP is fine and all but you seriously need to start using 10.
Imagine coming to the meeting late and they turn and look at you like that😂😂
That reminded me of school days arriving late in the morning and all the students are at assembly and looked at me as I tried to sneak into my spot 😲😩😁
Been there. Done that. Worn the T-shirt. Unlike our unfortunate colleague I managed to destroy the negatives before they could be shown.
Lololololol super creepy
Like those clowns at the show where you put ping pong balls in there mouths and win prizes
When u walk into class 1 minute late
He's alredy reported dead in a mission 😂
Every soldier the same height, build and looks, quite amazing really.
Ikr it reminds me of the clones from star Wars
Ctrl C - > Ctrl V
Yes clones are identical .... that's the point of cloning .
Your clones are very impressive
Soldier 1: "Fuck this Shit!"
Soldier 2: "What is it!?"
Soldier 1: "I killed the same guy 30 times already and he keep appearing over and over again!!"
Soldier 2: "The fuck did you expected!? We are fighting a fucking China!"
I’m not Chinese but I don’t know why they’re making fun of this video because the Chinese army look extremely organized when they do the parades 🤷♂️
@@xakatas9510 loser
They do same in wars too😂😂😂😂. like. in vietnam and recently on indian border at pangong there tanks withdraw in a ques in very unprofessional manner though on tactical level.😂😂
They are trained only to be organised. They dont know how to fight. And that's the real thing
@Norm Wagoner They have a lot of enemies. Remeber when more than 45 pla were killed in retaliation for 20 INDIAN soldiers death
I say hella creepy too
-100,000 social credits
This is actually done in almost every military
The guy slamming his seatbelt in first try, without looking is hella impressive.
Same time the door slammed shut too
He had a magnetic coupling for the belt end to keep it in place, it was all show.
Nobody:
Pigeons when you pass by: