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Look at the really world and history. It's not the villians being smart it's sociaty being stupid enough to believe there 💩 just because being a conspiracy theorist is a bad thing
For me, it's a toss up between that line, and the "they call me mad, when all I want to do is create the perfect genetic soldier and conquer the world" speech.
The line is fucking brutal and beyond dismissive. Delivered fantastic by a legendary actor. Honestly for the films faults, it has some excellent moments.
And the fact he did while dying of cancer, he really had fun. Kind of sad given he only just got recognition in english speaking films, still the best gomez.
Raul Julia played the role for his kids knowing this was going to be his last performance. And unlike certain someone, he actually helped the cast to do this herculean task of a movie. What a nice guy, even in the face of death and shittyness.
@Chief ChawHee Van Damme, who aside from the fact he left everyone because of vanity workouts and coke benches, he was also a dick who pestered everyone in the set while the set itself was falling apart (the filming of this movie was a *nightmare* from start to finish) even annoying Raul Julia who was busy helping the cast and cheering them up.
@@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 Dude should be happy Ernie Reyes was only around for Akuma in the game. Had Van Damme pissed him off, he'd be eating floor pretty hard.
Can we just say the "But for me it was Tuesday" lines is one of the best conceived villain lines in all of cinema. It's just so memorable in how it conveys the life of casual villainy. That after a certain point the bad things you've done blend together, and are as unremarkable as brushing your teeth. I think most audiences are used to the idea of the villain at least topically knowing who the hero is and what his motives are, but the idea that the villain has done this song and dance so many times that they can't be bothered to remember everyone they've victimized is a fun idea.
I prefer the line in the anime: "Yes, yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women anyway? I killed my father too, and you don't hear me whining about it!"
That scene and the scene from Billy Madison really transcend their movies. The fact we talk about those scenes and still use them in some shape or form proves they were well conceived ideas!!
I actually like that film, mostly because it taught me what "It's so bad it's good" means. Plus I love why Raul Julia took the role, he was dying of cancer at the time so he accepted the role so his kids could get a free holiday (It was mostly shot in Australia I think), they also got to watch their their dad in the most OTT performance of his life and having fun doing the thing that he loved rather than waste away in a hospital bed.
Raul Julia brought Shakespeare to the Bronx and made a conscious decision to do a “swan song” for his children. To pull all that together while undergoing cancer treatments was a feat worthy of his amazing career. He took a comic book villain role and made it riveting. RIP to an actor who inspired generations of Latinos in the theater and films. Van Damme should have been honored to work with such a legend.
This is one of those, "it's so bad, it's good", movies. As a 7 or 8 year old, this movie was the shit. As a 31 year old, it's just shit but mildly amusing. Zangief was hilarious, "quick, change the channel!"
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@@mehmetkesci1041 i don't need luck, allah gives power to those who do his divine, mandated will. This is known and reflected throughout all religious houses of worship. It touches every video ever created. Amen. ruclips.net/video/A1D5B_qFv1I/видео.html The world will be made pure. There is no stopping it.
Raul Julia is such a legend, he didnt even wanna do this movie but his kids told him they loved street fire so he did. RIP to such a gentle bro, addams family was always my favorite show.
Perhaps a "Villains too stupid to win" on Fire Lord Ozai/The Fire Nation? They've got all the technology, a huge military, they've somehow still not won after a century of land and sea supremacy, and they lose to a team of preteens with thick plot armor. Some points: -They don't kill the Avatar when they catch him, even though the comet is coming in a year and they're about to wipe out the Northern Water Tribe. At worst there's a baby Avatar out there somewhere, giving them 15 years to finish their enemies off. -They pour money into a giant drill in a battle against *earthbenders*. All it took to stop the drill was tunnel under it. Or let it pass through the wall and fill it in afterwards -They had dragons when the war began and chose to hunt them to extinction instead of weaponize them -Ozai is more obsessed with genocide than he is with rule. Judging by the Colonies and the Fire Nation, the average Colonial has a far higher standard of living than the average EK peasant. -They allow the rightful claimant to the throne to go off on a world tour with another rightful claimant to the throne. This is setting up for a civil war, or a coup. Need I provide more?
Seconded. He also fills the villain cliché, as seen here, of obsessing over a single combat duel with the Avatar just so we can have a "final boss battle." Even the Fire Nation propaganda depicted and foreshadowed this battle. This despite Ozai having no experience using his new powers, no clear plan of attack other than "shoot fire at the Avatar," and no backup plan in case he screwed up and lost.
1 - they didn't have all the technology when the war first started, that developed over time. the earth kingdom and north water tribe were very strong. also they used the first comet to destroy the air nomads. the world is also very dangerous, especially the land of the earth kingdom, it is full of deserts and mountains and monsters. 2 - capturing the avatar was done for propaganda purposes. it is the avatar, they had to put everyone against him first. 3 - they tried to invade ba-sing-se before and failed. the drill was destroyed by sneaking inside and breaking the columns with water bending. earth benders were incapable of doing this at the time. 4 - dragons disagreed with them. they were the original fire benders and also the fire nation was trying to censor its culture to create obedience. 5 - Ozai lost everything, he was also raised in a family of genocidal psychopaths and taught to value the fire nation's supremacy over even his own men. this came from the time of azuloong too. 6 - there are all sorts of people in the earth kingdom, there are tribal hunters, sand sailors, and there are very "civilized" cities as well. the same goes for the fire nation after the 100 year war, not everyone in the fire nation has a high standard of living. 7 - that's not how the fire nation's throne works, Zuko was exiled and Iroh lost his right to the throne. Azula was the next in line of succession.
@@jesusmora9379 1-They had steamships, at the very least. Likely also ballistas and trebuchets. That's still technology. We don't know if the EK and NWT were "very strong", the show gives 0 insight into anyone's military strength aside from the Fire Nation being on the verge of total conquest. 2-What propaganda? The Fire Nation are the only ones who benefit from that propaganda. Sure, a dead Avatar is a martyr, but assuming they harnass the Comet again, the war ends next year. 3-You're telling me earthbenders can't tunnel underneath the drill? Or smash the locking mechanisms (the metal spikes it rams into the ground, used to propel it forward) with earthbending? All you need is to hit the locking mechanisms, which are external, with enough earth to snap it in two. Or dig trenches where the locking mechanisms will be, since the drill only moves in one direction. The locking mechanisms have a maximum length, a deep trench on either side of the Drill will prevent it from locking -> it can't move -> the Earth Kingdom laughs at them from atop their wall. 4-Sozin's dragon didn't disagree with him. You're just saying headcanon. 5-That's not an excuse. He's still a ruler. This just means he's a foolish ruler, or an idiot. Those Colonies exist, The Promise confirms a fusion of cultures (Yu Dao). Whether they happened under Sozin (Yu Dao) or Azulon, or Ozai, there *were* people willing to live under Fire Nation rule that were not Fire Nationals by birth. 6-And the Fire Nation is the only place in the world with standardized education and a dedicated academy for women. Plus we see they have trains, aformentioned steamships, and most of all, printing presses. The next best competitor is Ba Sing Se. The Colonies themselves have cities, coastal cities (great for trade and growth) at that. We don't have statistics, but Colonials have mass metallurgy and printing presses, advances the rest of the world does not have to the same scale. This doesn't make the regime less evil, but it makes the rulers idiots for not harnassing it. 7- That's never stopped any of the countless royal claimants in real history, and why should it stop Zuko or Iroh? The only reason they don't rally support is the plot.
unfortunately, the hedge funds have won way more victories than we can count and will continue to manipulate our financial system. theyre all criminals
@@djangofett4879 I agree and I am a part time investor these past 2 years so have seen how even when it comes to investors there are everyday people who do it being shat on by much bigger players that can act in a way the mere retail trader cannot. Rul;es for thee but not for me. That said. Tyrants hate being laughed at. So let's point and laugh at the Hedge Funds for a time :) (Plus if WSB spills over into commodities I could make some serious dosh. Like Capitol Gains Tax levels...Go team WSB lol).
@@Jonathanizer Its a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard :P 1 Hedge Fund Managers was my first go to but its a mouthful so was shortened. 2. I know, did you read the thread. 3. End corporate personage. Hedge Funds are memes. But very lucractive memes.
Raul Julia may have been dying of stomach cancer, but he made an all-you-can-eat buffet of the scenery in that movie. And good for him; I'm glad he had fun on his way out.
To be fair he has the most badass line in any video game film. “When you met Bison it was the most important day of your life, but to me…it was just Tuesday.” Cmon man, you gotta recognize great writing even if its in a cartoonishly silly film.
@@jedediahcoulbourne1791 Interesting, I didn't know that. Although I guess that explains why he seems to be giving a better performance then this movie really needs.
@@AshenDruid it's all good man, but yeah he sis this movie because his kids loved the games. He also brought them with him on the shoots so they got a free vacation to Australia not to menrion the moneu from his preformance went straight to them
Honestly, that movie belongs in a museum for how much it has affected and changed culture. It has added so much to the common Zeitgeist that it deserves praise more than whatever movie won an Oscar that year. What movie even won the Oscar that year? EXACTLY! Hell, the amount people refer to Tuesday because of this movie ALONE should be enough
Kylie Minogue is in the movie in a very tight top... 10:09 Indeed, these Bison troopers may actually be even more incompetent than the stormtroopers... Obi Wan Kenobi would probably be like: "WTF?"
I actually saw the anime version of Street Fighter before I was even aware of the movie. The anime version of M.Bison was actually good, as were the other characters. And I love the continuous use of Tuvok lines on this channel.
😂 loved Raul Julia as Bison, yea it was far from accurate but he had that crazy magnetism that almost made you cheer for him. Also I can kind of see why Bison wouldn’t consider Chun Li a threat, she literally had no previous accomplishments fight wise and Bison even mentioned that she relied on Balrog and Honda for muscle. It’s like that skinny, nerdy kid telling a quarterback he’s kung fu master and he shouldn’t be messed with. You know the ones! 😂
Were the Forerunners from Halo a bit of a dumb advance civilization that relied too heavily upon a caste based society which would dramatically affect their military's potential strength?
I wish Raul had been healthy. Obviously beyond just the films. As far as the films go I think he is the only Bison in my heart. They ever make another SF and it won't be the same.
Raul Julia was not just a great actor but he was a devoted actor. This character is stupid, ridiculous and destined to be a joke. And he still played the hell out of it. Someone needs to make a documentary about how his kids feel about this movie. RIP to a great actor. If you have never seen Romero you need to!!
You know the most glaringly stupid thing done by Bison's troops? When the guy guarding Dhalsim tries to radio security and gets knocked out, and they do nothing. If YOU were manning the radio, and you heard "Security, this is-- CLANG" and then nothing, wouldn't you go into full alert? Like, they literally heard one of their comrades come over the radio, try to call security, get interrupted by an obvious attack, and then go quiet. That should have been red alert lockdown. Hell, and granted this would have been more good timing than anything, but had they gone into full alert and locked down the base, odds are Guile's attack would have failed lol.
Had Bisonopolis been completed in time he could have used it for positive marketing, so the "revealed himself too soon" part is the biggest flaw he's got.
Yeah - the film didn’t realize make Bison seem like much of a threat: more like a wannabe Napoleon with a bunch of poorly-conceived ideas about how to dominate a modern world. I mean seriously, did he really expect to kidnap the queen of England? And why roll out your new currency *before* it has value from said kidnapping? And that assumes that the British government even agrees to the exchange rate after the kidnapping - which is unlikely to happen since the monarchy doesn’t really have power anymore! There are so many holes in this plan that there’s no way to could succeed without a lot of natural 20s being rolled in the due course of events...
Movie Bison: Evil Capitalist Video Game Bison: Literal Negative Emotional Vampire, trying to make the world worse because, the worse people feel, the more powerful he becomes.
So Bison is Basically that one German dictator I can't name due to youtube, to a T, with the Half Baked plans, over achieving designs, and absolute insanity.
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Who's next?
IOI - Ready Player One (2018)
Cohagen - Total Recall (1990)
Damon Killian and the Stalkers (1987)
Sauron and his forces - LOTR movie franchise
Lex Luthor - Batman Vs. Superman (2016)
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Lex Luthor from Batman v. Superman
Look at the really world and history. It's not the villians being smart it's sociaty being stupid enough to believe there 💩 just because being a conspiracy theorist is a bad thing
This is why video game films do not work.
Does anyone know what the background music is?
"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday." Best line ever.
Even though he's a stupid hammy villain that was an unironically amazing villain quote
@Joseph Hitler To be fair, it was in reference to a time he got his ass kicked
"Of Course!!"
For me, it's a toss up between that line, and the "they call me mad, when all I want to do is create the perfect genetic soldier and conquer the world" speech.
The line is fucking brutal and beyond dismissive. Delivered fantastic by a legendary actor. Honestly for the films faults, it has some excellent moments.
R.I.P Raul he did this movie for his kids while dying of cancer
I love his performance so over the top but he was a stupid villain but as the actor he's a winner.
@@clerickolter yea he was great
If you're gonna go, go big.
Makes me cry watching it but damn he's great
Salute
Sidenote: Raul Julia was an amazing performer and he did bring some gravitas to that silly villain.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 facts.
M. Bison *is* a raging lunatic by character design so indeed he did a great job. The story goes that "psycho drive" made him powerful but insane.
And the fact he did while dying of cancer, he really had fun. Kind of sad given he only just got recognition in english speaking films, still the best gomez.
He is the joy in this movie! I watch it just to see him having fun.
"some"?! "SOME"?!!! He's the main reason that movie is famous!
Raul Julia played the role for his kids knowing this was going to be his last performance. And unlike certain someone, he actually helped the cast to do this herculean task of a movie.
What a nice guy, even in the face of death and shittyness.
@Chief ChawHee Van Damme, who aside from the fact he left everyone because of vanity workouts and coke benches, he was also a dick who pestered everyone in the set while the set itself was falling apart (the filming of this movie was a *nightmare* from start to finish) even annoying Raul Julia who was busy helping the cast and cheering them up.
@@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 Dude should be happy Ernie Reyes was only around for Akuma in the game. Had Van Damme pissed him off, he'd be eating floor pretty hard.
@@TimedRevolver eating the floor? More like painting it xd.
The reason julia took the role is because his kids were big fans of the games.. They asked him to please take the role. So he did!
Can we just say the "But for me it was Tuesday" lines is one of the best conceived villain lines in all of cinema. It's just so memorable in how it conveys the life of casual villainy. That after a certain point the bad things you've done blend together, and are as unremarkable as brushing your teeth. I think most audiences are used to the idea of the villain at least topically knowing who the hero is and what his motives are, but the idea that the villain has done this song and dance so many times that they can't be bothered to remember everyone they've victimized is a fun idea.
that quote is probably the only good thing to come out of that movie
@@claytopolis Dont forget that amazing artwork behind him. 800$ for a print, one day.....
I prefer the line in the anime: "Yes, yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women anyway? I killed my father too, and you don't hear me whining about it!"
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That scene and the scene from Billy Madison really transcend their movies. The fact we talk about those scenes and still use them in some shape or form proves they were well conceived ideas!!
I actually like that film, mostly because it taught me what "It's so bad it's good" means. Plus I love why Raul Julia took the role, he was dying of cancer at the time so he accepted the role so his kids could get a free holiday (It was mostly shot in Australia I think), they also got to watch their their dad in the most OTT performance of his life and having fun doing the thing that he loved rather than waste away in a hospital bed.
@Tw1st3dG4m3r If you don't mind profanity, Fact Fiend by Karl Smallwood did a good video about it.
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Raul Julia brought Shakespeare to the Bronx and made a conscious decision to do a “swan song” for his children. To pull all that together while undergoing cancer treatments was a feat worthy of his amazing career. He took a comic book villain role and made it riveting. RIP to an actor who inspired generations of Latinos in the theater and films. Van Damme should have been honored to work with such a legend.
Say what you will about M. Bison's poor planning, you must admit, the man has impeccable taste in art!
If I was one of Raul Julia’s kids, I’d have that giant Bison on a horse picture on my living room wall to this day.
That clown picture did nothing wrong.
The Movie Did make him like this But Bison in The Games is EPIC and Raul Julia Was a LEGEND
This is one of those, "it's so bad, it's good", movies. As a 7 or 8 year old, this movie was the shit. As a 31 year old, it's just shit but mildly amusing. Zangief was hilarious, "quick, change the channel!"
I feel like Zangief and Honda were well cast
The good type of cheesy movie
Also van damme is so out of place as guile it makes it even funnier.
Yes! I love these "Stupid Villains" and "Stupid Advanced Civilizations" series. U're one of the few channels I have the notifications on.
Sometimes I lol just saying the titles.
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Dude, i am spreading the glorious message of the antichrist, ad dajjal... And I see your account on many new videos. You have notifications turned on for all trending channels.
STOP LYING OR I WILL PLACE A DEMON CURSE ONTO YOUR SOUL. FOREVER.
Amen
@@whitealliance9540 bruh
@@mehmetkesci1041 i don't need luck, allah gives power to those who do his divine, mandated will. This is known and reflected throughout all religious houses of worship. It touches every video ever created. Amen.
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The world will be made pure. There is no stopping it.
I could unironically see “You got..payed!?” as a decent meme format.
There's already that kid from "We're The Millers" saying "You guys are getting paid?"
"A clammy Jean Claude Van Damme in the middle of a raging cocaine addiction playing Guile, an All American Belgian" This shit is GOLD
“He’s pro-BA-bly hiding!” lives rent-free in my head.
M.BISON: I’m that stupid
MEDIA ZEALOT:OF COURSE!
Kidnapping and holding 20 people hostage is not how you make money. That's how you get your door kicked in by Seal Team 6
Raul Julia has the best lines and acting of this movie. That tuesday line is legendary
Raul Julia is such a legend, he didnt even wanna do this movie but his kids told him they loved street fire so he did. RIP to such a gentle bro, addams family was always my favorite show.
Perhaps a "Villains too stupid to win" on Fire Lord Ozai/The Fire Nation?
They've got all the technology, a huge military, they've somehow still not won after a century of land and sea supremacy, and they lose to a team of preteens with thick plot armor.
Some points:
-They don't kill the Avatar when they catch him, even though the comet is coming in a year and they're about to wipe out the Northern Water Tribe. At worst there's a baby Avatar out there somewhere, giving them 15 years to finish their enemies off.
-They pour money into a giant drill in a battle against *earthbenders*. All it took to stop the drill was tunnel under it. Or let it pass through the wall and fill it in afterwards
-They had dragons when the war began and chose to hunt them to extinction instead of weaponize them
-Ozai is more obsessed with genocide than he is with rule. Judging by the Colonies and the Fire Nation, the average Colonial has a far higher standard of living than the average EK peasant.
-They allow the rightful claimant to the throne to go off on a world tour with another rightful claimant to the throne. This is setting up for a civil war, or a coup.
Need I provide more?
Seconded. He also fills the villain cliché, as seen here, of obsessing over a single combat duel with the Avatar just so we can have a "final boss battle." Even the Fire Nation propaganda depicted and foreshadowed this battle. This despite Ozai having no experience using his new powers, no clear plan of attack other than "shoot fire at the Avatar," and no backup plan in case he screwed up and lost.
plot armor is the strongest there is, nothing can beat it.
1 - they didn't have all the technology when the war first started, that developed over time. the earth kingdom and north water tribe were very strong. also they used the first comet to destroy the air nomads. the world is also very dangerous, especially the land of the earth kingdom, it is full of deserts and mountains and monsters.
2 - capturing the avatar was done for propaganda purposes. it is the avatar, they had to put everyone against him first.
3 - they tried to invade ba-sing-se before and failed. the drill was destroyed by sneaking inside and breaking the columns with water bending. earth benders were incapable of doing this at the time.
4 - dragons disagreed with them. they were the original fire benders and also the fire nation was trying to censor its culture to create obedience.
5 - Ozai lost everything, he was also raised in a family of genocidal psychopaths and taught to value the fire nation's supremacy over even his own men. this came from the time of azuloong too.
6 - there are all sorts of people in the earth kingdom, there are tribal hunters, sand sailors, and there are very "civilized" cities as well. the same goes for the fire nation after the 100 year war, not everyone in the fire nation has a high standard of living.
7 - that's not how the fire nation's throne works, Zuko was exiled and Iroh lost his right to the throne. Azula was the next in line of succession.
You said it, they had that thick plot armor, it was so thick and heavy that it made Ozai completely stupid.
@@jesusmora9379
1-They had steamships, at the very least. Likely also ballistas and trebuchets. That's still technology. We don't know if the EK and NWT were "very strong", the show gives 0 insight into anyone's military strength aside from the Fire Nation being on the verge of total conquest.
2-What propaganda? The Fire Nation are the only ones who benefit from that propaganda. Sure, a dead Avatar is a martyr, but assuming they harnass the Comet again, the war ends next year.
3-You're telling me earthbenders can't tunnel underneath the drill? Or smash the locking mechanisms (the metal spikes it rams into the ground, used to propel it forward) with earthbending? All you need is to hit the locking mechanisms, which are external, with enough earth to snap it in two. Or dig trenches where the locking mechanisms will be, since the drill only moves in one direction. The locking mechanisms have a maximum length, a deep trench on either side of the Drill will prevent it from locking -> it can't move -> the Earth Kingdom laughs at them from atop their wall.
4-Sozin's dragon didn't disagree with him. You're just saying headcanon.
5-That's not an excuse. He's still a ruler. This just means he's a foolish ruler, or an idiot. Those Colonies exist, The Promise confirms a fusion of cultures (Yu Dao). Whether they happened under Sozin (Yu Dao) or Azulon, or Ozai, there *were* people willing to live under Fire Nation rule that were not Fire Nationals by birth.
6-And the Fire Nation is the only place in the world with standardized education and a dedicated academy for women. Plus we see they have trains, aformentioned steamships, and most of all, printing presses. The next best competitor is Ba Sing Se. The Colonies themselves have cities, coastal cities (great for trade and growth) at that. We don't have statistics, but Colonials have mass metallurgy and printing presses, advances the rest of the world does not have to the same scale. This doesn't make the regime less evil, but it makes the rulers idiots for not harnassing it.
7- That's never stopped any of the countless royal claimants in real history, and why should it stop Zuko or Iroh? The only reason they don't rally support is the plot.
Been shoveling snow for 6h just becouse im only other male worker other than janitor in my school. This is making my day so much better.
Tell those wahmyn to embrace equality and shovel
Rip Raul Julia you will be missed dearly.
This movie is my guilty pleasure. Julia was fantastic and the "Change the channel" joke still makes me laugh.
Why wasn't this uploaded on a Tuesday? Would have been perfect
M Bison is -supposed- to be a melodramatic villain... Raul Julia nailed it perfectly as usual
Next episode.
"Villains Too Stupid To Win Ep.08 - Hedge Funds"
unfortunately, the hedge funds have won way more victories than we can count and will continue to manipulate our financial system. theyre all criminals
@@djangofett4879 I agree and I am a part time investor these past 2 years so have seen how even when it comes to investors there are everyday people who do it being shat on by much bigger players that can act in a way the mere retail trader cannot. Rul;es for thee but not for me.
That said. Tyrants hate being laughed at. So let's point and laugh at the Hedge Funds for a time :)
(Plus if WSB spills over into commodities I could make some serious dosh. Like Capitol Gains Tax levels...Go team WSB lol).
1. You mean "hedge fund managers", i assume.
2. More often than not, hedge funds win.
3. The series is about fictional villains, not real ones.
@@Jonathanizer Its a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard :P
1 Hedge Fund Managers was my first go to but its a mouthful so was shortened.
2. I know, did you read the thread.
3. End corporate personage.
Hedge Funds are memes. But very lucractive memes.
#Dodgecoin
Raul Julia was the only thing good in that movie
OF COURSE!
The actor took on the role for his kids, then he died before the movie released
To this day, Zangief's lines in this film make me laugh. "Quick, change the channel!"
Raul Julia's gleeful chewing of the scenery was probably the only thing to save this movie ^_^
That's why the set was such a mess. He chewed the scenery until it fell apart.
Raul Julia may have been dying of stomach cancer, but he made an all-you-can-eat buffet of the scenery in that movie.
And good for him; I'm glad he had fun on his way out.
I remember watching the cartoon after this and being shocked at Bison actually wiping the floor with most heroes while zipping around at superspeed
To be fair he has the most badass line in any video game film. “When you met Bison it was the most important day of your life, but to me…it was just Tuesday.” Cmon man, you gotta recognize great writing even if its in a cartoonishly silly film.
Bison, shooting Lightning out of his hands: "UNLIMITED... POOOWWWEEERRR!!!"
You know most of this script was a GI Joe movie but the production company canceled the GI Joe movie and combined the two scripts into one.
That explains so much.
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
-M. Bison
I don't know why, but this may be the funniest and most entertaining villains video to me.
Always a good day when one of these shows up on the feed.
“And I beheld Satan as he fell from Heaven! LIKE LIGHTNING!!!!” This movie is ridiculous but damn I get goosebumps every time I watch that hahahaha
11:57 when you randomly come across a movie-reference you have heard a million times, but had no idea where it came from...
The background music is killing me with laughter, all dramatic and shit at pure ridiculousness...
Poor Raul. He was so much better then this movie.
Gotta respect the man though he did it for his kids
@@jedediahcoulbourne1791 Interesting, I didn't know that. Although I guess that explains why he seems to be giving a better performance then this movie really needs.
@@AshenDruid it's all good man, but yeah he sis this movie because his kids loved the games. He also brought them with him on the shoots so they got a free vacation to Australia not to menrion the moneu from his preformance went straight to them
He may just be a good actor, but to me he seemed to be having fun in this role. I hope so.
I personally believe he went out on top with his amazing performance. The movie is wonderful if you look at it as a dark comedy
Say what you want, but Bison was the best part of the movie.
RIP Raul 😢
This movie looks fun af. I'm going to watch it soon
Fun is that this was and forever will be best movie SF. With how modern movies is made we can anly go down.
Honestly, that movie belongs in a museum for how much it has affected and changed culture. It has added so much to the common Zeitgeist that it deserves praise more than whatever movie won an Oscar that year. What movie even won the Oscar that year? EXACTLY!
Hell, the amount people refer to Tuesday because of this movie ALONE should be enough
On the other hand, we got Ming-Na Wen
Kylie Minogue is in the movie in a very tight top...
10:09 Indeed, these Bison troopers may actually be even more incompetent than the stormtroopers... Obi Wan Kenobi would probably be like: "WTF?"
I mean...you're not wrong, but I just can't bring myself to judge Raul Julia negatively. He was the only bright spot in this entire wretched film.
Raul Julia, may you party forever among the gods!
Resting In Peace is for the weary!
Raul Julia went out doing what he did best... Serving HAM AND CHEWING THE SCENERY! And it was wonderful.
This guy's funny.
I saw Raul Julia on Broadway as Dracula. He was awesome. Underrated actor.
One thing I love about this movie is the dialogue. It is probably the best thing about it
Bison's biggest problem is that he was convinced nobody understood him besides him, but in fact everyone but him understood him.
Ahhhh my Onitis loved this stupid movie so darn much thank you for all the fun nostalgia Media Zealot.
glad you covered M.Bison in this series
He may not be the most competent, but he is the most quotatable
I actually saw the anime version of Street Fighter before I was even aware of the movie. The anime version of M.Bison was actually good, as were the other characters.
And I love the continuous use of Tuvok lines on this channel.
Bison was bad ass a guy dying of cancer and had a blast making it
Will you do Shao Khan, from mortal kombat: annihilation?
This movie and especially M Bison are a guilty pleasure of mine.
Gomez my darling stop torturing the peasantry and come back to bed. Lmao
😂 loved Raul Julia as Bison, yea it was far from accurate but he had that crazy magnetism that almost made you cheer for him. Also I can kind of see why Bison wouldn’t consider Chun Li a threat, she literally had no previous accomplishments fight wise and Bison even mentioned that she relied on Balrog and Honda for muscle. It’s like that skinny, nerdy kid telling a quarterback he’s kung fu master and he shouldn’t be messed with. You know the ones! 😂
M. Bison looks like your run off the mill Imperial Commissar.
Were the Forerunners from Halo a bit of a dumb advance civilization that relied too heavily upon a caste based society which would dramatically affect their military's potential strength?
Caste based society can work since they have technologies that can alter people's bodies to fit a certain role.
The day Media Zealots graced your insipid little movie was the most important day of your life. But for him, it was...
(checks calendar)
...Friday.
I love how your star trek guy can lowkey comment on stupidity beyond his own world
Bison might've been too stupid to win, but he was the best part of this movie.
Thanks for posting, I needed some of your work in my day.
I wish Raul had been healthy. Obviously beyond just the films. As far as the films go I think he is the only Bison in my heart. They ever make another SF and it won't be the same.
Tuesday is probably the worst day, considering it’s right next to MONDAY!
you got a like off the "in the middle of a raging cocain addiction" part.. i had to pause it just to stop laughing so i could finish.
There was only ever two things good about this film.
Bison and Zangief.
Yep
A villain too dumb to win, from a movie too bad to watch!
"Quick, change the channel" was a funny line yall gotta admit
Everyone accurately mentions how Raul Julia is out of place in is much classier than this film. I would say the same thing about Wes Studi.
_For you, the day Bison came to your village was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday._
F yeah you doing gods work with this channel!!
Pax Bisonica? Big skull aquila? somebody is a 40K fan...
I haven’t seen Street Fighter the movie in forever. How could I have forgotten “Your ass is six months overdue and it’s mine” 😂
He should have known you can't beat Van Damme. Before and after this, Van Damme flew to Thailand to dance at a bar.
"These absolute units." LOL
Raul Julia was not just a great actor but he was a devoted actor. This character is stupid, ridiculous and destined to be a joke. And he still played the hell out of it. Someone needs to make a documentary about how his kids feel about this movie. RIP to a great actor. If you have never seen Romero you need to!!
The 'it was Tuesday' bit was a good actor poking through an appalling script. Rest in peace man, rest in peace.
You know the most glaringly stupid thing done by Bison's troops? When the guy guarding Dhalsim tries to radio security and gets knocked out, and they do nothing. If YOU were manning the radio, and you heard "Security, this is-- CLANG" and then nothing, wouldn't you go into full alert? Like, they literally heard one of their comrades come over the radio, try to call security, get interrupted by an obvious attack, and then go quiet. That should have been red alert lockdown. Hell, and granted this would have been more good timing than anything, but had they gone into full alert and locked down the base, odds are Guile's attack would have failed lol.
Raul died as he lived.
A wonderful father with wonderful quotes.
Rest in peace
Chun Li has a much more compelling conflict with Bison.
Had Bisonopolis been completed in time he could have used it for positive marketing, so the "revealed himself too soon" part is the biggest flaw he's got.
God I fricken love you videos
8mins in and I got that cattle/bison joke. 😂
Yeah - the film didn’t realize make Bison seem like much of a threat: more like a wannabe Napoleon with a bunch of poorly-conceived ideas about how to dominate a modern world. I mean seriously, did he really expect to kidnap the queen of England? And why roll out your new currency *before* it has value from said kidnapping? And that assumes that the British government even agrees to the exchange rate after the kidnapping - which is unlikely to happen since the monarchy doesn’t really have power anymore!
There are so many holes in this plan that there’s no way to could succeed without a lot of natural 20s being rolled in the due course of events...
This is where the fun begins
This movie is the guiltiest of pleasures
Bison invented anti-grav technology, he could of sold that for billions.
This is still one of the best video game movies ever. It's a lot of fun.
Movie Bison: Evil Capitalist
Video Game Bison: Literal Negative Emotional Vampire, trying to make the world worse because, the worse people feel, the more powerful he becomes.
So Bison is Basically that one German dictator I can't name due to youtube, to a T, with the Half Baked plans, over achieving designs, and absolute insanity.
M. Bison in this movie was basically a live-action version of a Saturday morning cartoon villain.
I live for this shit. My life is pretty boring though.
These videos are so good I hope you make them forever seriously