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  • Typical day on the FOB. FOB, or forward operating base, is what the small bases are called in Afghanistan, Iraq, and other conflict zones around the world.
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Комментарии • 449

  • @Ole4735
    @Ole4735 4 года назад +147

    That’s FOB fenty and the chiropractic work he was talking about is the Afghan barbers will crack your neck after the haircut. Catches you off guard at first

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +37

      Yeah, it was quite a surprise when he cracked my neck. Even more so when I told him not to and he did it again. Funny guys at the barber shop though.

    • @MikeFL2TX
      @MikeFL2TX 3 года назад +5

      I was on Fenty back in 08-09.

    • @carlosfelix5856
      @carlosfelix5856 3 года назад +7

      Nearly shit my pants the first time

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +7

      John Classified they just closed Fenty. Sad to see it go. That was one of the better fobs.

    • @MikeFL2TX
      @MikeFL2TX 3 года назад +1

      @John Classified I worked at the Ammunition Supply Point when it was between the construction company thing outside the post and the little one for post. If I remember correctly, the only started paving the road that went basically parallel to the airport from the fuel point to the motorpools.

  • @litesronno1shome
    @litesronno1shome 3 года назад +107

    my wife worked at a place where they have signs showing how to sit on a toilet, apparently some cultures never saw a toilet and would sit backwards. Also many would throw toilet paper in the trash cans not knowing to flush it or even how to flush.
    By the way, this is in Pennsylvania at a food processing factory.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +17

      Yeah, we had those same signs. In fact I took a photo of one and used it for the thumbnail for one of my earlier Afghanistan videos. Oh, and TP in the trash is common in most of the developing world due to under-engineered sewage systems. Where I’m living now, in Ecuador, you always put your paper in the trash. Whenever I travel back to the States or Europe I have to retrain myself.

    • @O-beefie
      @O-beefie 3 года назад +2

      I can confirm I was in a shopping center in fez morroco they a bin next to toilet with shit on em... bless em

    • @gearjammergamer8560
      @gearjammergamer8560 3 года назад +1

      I've seen the same signs in Michigan. I asked and the guy there told me they would just throw the toilet paper behind the toilets

    • @dieselscience
      @dieselscience 3 года назад +2

      So... lots of people from "South of the border" working in PA then?

    • @justbeinghonessst3683
      @justbeinghonessst3683 3 года назад +6

      Some countries have horrible toilets/plumbing so the throw the toilet paper away not to clog it

  • @peted2770
    @peted2770 3 года назад +10

    Al Asad from 2008-2010, I miss it almost every day. Get up and go to work, rinse and repeat, payday is the last Saturday of the month. Simple life with very little stress.

  • @F110mech
    @F110mech 3 года назад +27

    Sadly, its one of the cleaner deployed toilets I've seen. It's normally someone's un-flushed shit piled ontop of another person's un-flushed shit. Don't mind the shower tadpoles and shaved pubes in the sink! You never really understand how disgusting a human can be until you deploy.

  • @israelperez570
    @israelperez570 3 года назад +7

    That was a very interesting video. Brings back a lot of old memories. Thanks for sharing God bless take care. I hope you get to come home soon.

  • @willepete0088
    @willepete0088 3 года назад +2

    This channel is dope.

  • @darosa5741
    @darosa5741 3 года назад +3

    I spent 6 months at Camp Leatherneck back in 2014. Boredom was the biggest negative aspect. The base had already started it's drawdown so everyday you just didn't know what would still be operating. Twice they shrunk the wire without any notice. Wonderful people there, from the Marines I worked with to the TCNs that kept everything running smoothly. I do miss my daily drive over to Camp Bastion for coffee and tea in the morning.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад

      I never did make it down to Leatherneck. I bounced around from Shirana, to Shank, to Bagram, to Gamberi and finally Fenty. Now I’m slumming it on an air base in Niger and actually missing Afghanistan.

  • @ghostghost266
    @ghostghost266 4 года назад +5

    Wow it’s so great to see a new upload from you man.Thankyou for your help also. Im moving right along with my process and can’t wait to go to Kuwait. Im more anxious than anything.Stay safe brother❤️👍🏽

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +1

      Yeah, I was super lazy about getting this video edited and uploaded. Hopefully I’ll be uploading more frequently, but it’s tough to do out here.

    • @ghostghost266
      @ghostghost266 4 года назад

      Fall off the Map oh I definately understand.You can only do what you can👍🏽

  • @mad7206
    @mad7206 3 года назад +7

    I worked for Kbr trans services in Al Asda . I did the potable water for the Defacs and Medical areas . It was a sweet little job where you got left alone as long as the water tanks didn't go dry

    • @danielhowell1640
      @danielhowell1640 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, your bosses ripped off the taxpayers 1 hundred dollar bag of laundry and 1 hundred dollar case of coca cola at a time.

  • @claytonkeever2992
    @claytonkeever2992 3 года назад +22

    Never thought I would miss this life.

    • @dexm2010
      @dexm2010 3 года назад +2

      I've never been to Afghan but to Iraq many times. This video reminds me how much I miss it--the sand, the dust, the generator noise, etc. Maybe I don't miss the "INCOMING, INCOMING, INCOMING" so much, but even that could be humorous sometimes.
      God, please let me go back....

    • @rolux4853
      @rolux4853 3 года назад

      @@dexm2010 can’t you just enlist again?
      This time for Afghanistan of course.

    • @dexm2010
      @dexm2010 3 года назад +1

      @@rolux4853 I was deployed with the Army once to Iraq, but most of my trips actually were as a contractor after I got out. No fu**ing way in hell I would re-enlist now with the shi*show the Army has become. As a contractor your life is potentially at risk also (some jobs, and some places, more than others) but at least you were making a pretty good paycheck to be over there.

  • @kboy6150
    @kboy6150 3 года назад +3

    Great video and it's a perfect depiction of life on a FOB.

  • @michaelsalzer4362
    @michaelsalzer4362 3 месяца назад

    Oh my god! I forgot about those Millo yogurts! Those where a staple of my diet. Thank you for this video. It really is the small details that end up describing what that experience was all about. The monotony and boredom between the explosions.

  • @slappymcgillicuddy7532
    @slappymcgillicuddy7532 3 года назад +39

    the good old skidmarks on the toilets, sounds about right

  • @brandonsavitski
    @brandonsavitski 3 года назад +2

    I worked at the RPAT in FOB Fenty (JAF) from December 2011 until June 2014. Great memories!

  • @reconnaissance7372
    @reconnaissance7372 3 года назад +5

    Thank you for your service sir! You're a hero to so many 😊

  • @calt2161
    @calt2161 4 года назад +114

    "Don't blow your nose in the shower" Yes. That goo is from blowing my nose.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +22

      Cal Thompson well, that too, but certain cultures do this thing of very loudly clearing their sinuses in the showers and sinks and leaving the mess dripping down the walls.

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 4 года назад +10

      @@FallofftheMap Sounds like a British pub toilet to me.

    • @naui_diver9290
      @naui_diver9290 3 года назад

      Snot rockets

    • @jerryscary2602
      @jerryscary2602 3 года назад +3

      Two words.. Shower shoes lol

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +13

      @Methods a few years ago they caught an Afghan trying to smash his shit down the shower drain with his foot. I guess the shower curtain didn’t go all the way down, so these soldiers could see this foot stomping on shit.

  • @kmb6325
    @kmb6325 4 года назад +8

    Perfect timing just before bed. Have a good day!! Trying to get a truck driving job over yonder🤞🤞🤞

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +2

      Good luck

    • @legacyfly762
      @legacyfly762 4 года назад +1

      I'm trying to do the same which is getting a truck driving job overseas somewhere like Iraq or Afghanistan through KBR, Fluor, and Dyncorp. I wish you luck.

  • @ChristopherCircelli
    @ChristopherCircelli 4 года назад +18

    Good old Fenty ! I spent almost 4 years there. That restaurant behind the FD was open 2 years ago for a bit. I miss my barbershop!! I got you son. LoL

    • @deltasource56
      @deltasource56 4 года назад +1

      Yup I was on fenty also and know excatly where he was walking around

    • @joeevett9007
      @joeevett9007 4 года назад +1

      That sure didn't loot like the Fenty I was at, but I left there in 2011.

    • @ZaelGaming
      @ZaelGaming 4 года назад +4

      Smooth like baby's ass...and a good neck rub too. I miss that barbershop. Jbad/jaf fenty what ever you want to call it...it was home for a little bit of my life to.

    • @jamesg512
      @jamesg512 4 года назад

      Same, was there on clps in 11 and again in 12_13

  • @schonau1969
    @schonau1969 4 года назад +5

    In 2002-2003, I was at FOB 195 which was Kabul Military Training Center (KMTC), It was located across from ISAF. We used to travel to Bagram
    couple times a week.

  • @ron3365
    @ron3365 3 года назад +3

    Man havnt been to fob fenty, but that brings back memories of being at camp Salerno in 09 and KAF in 14. Stay safe man.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +3

      Ah, you got out of Salerno while the getting was good. I was in Shank when Salerno got it’s big VBID. Unfortunately I was also in Shank when Shank got a massive VBID as well. 2012 was a rough year.

    • @ron3365
      @ron3365 3 года назад +3

      Yeah I was there in December of 09 when they almost over ran the base after camp Chapman had the vbid hit them. Gotta love rocket city spent 15 and half month in that place lol. But we would get hot every day some times a couple of times a day. The only thing I hated was have to get the defac rebuilt every couple of months.

  • @victorpopurhedoff8828
    @victorpopurhedoff8828 3 года назад +1

    I remember that Afghan Barber shop sign... they are on many FOB's over there... it gave a good chuckle.

  • @Iamjoeberg
    @Iamjoeberg 3 года назад +2

    man 7 days a week of 12 hour days. Do you enjoy this? So much respect for you brother.

  • @Aspen910
    @Aspen910 3 года назад +5

    The chiropractic adjustment is the best part of the haircut!!!!
    I really miss those $10 haircuts. Civilians want to charge me $40 for a good fade!

    • @danielhowell1640
      @danielhowell1640 3 года назад

      I miss shitty 3 for 5 DVDs that some hajji recorded in a theatre with an old camcorder

  • @williamanderson2472
    @williamanderson2472 4 года назад +5

    That is a nice FOB, the last one i was at no lights were allowed to be on at night. it made night shift interesting.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад

      Yeah, blackout FOBs suck at night. Did they at least allow you to use red filtered flashlights? I had a few tough nights back in 2012 trying to do electrical work with a red flashlight. Really difficult to sort out the wire colors, almost like being colorblind.

    • @fistmedicinedoc3624
      @fistmedicinedoc3624 8 месяцев назад

      most fobs and cops were blackout and no, no light means no light. You use small little flashlights that put out almost no light, or jus tgo without, the moon works pretty well.

  • @fleezyouttahere7087
    @fleezyouttahere7087 3 года назад +4

    thank u for ur service Bert Kreischer

  • @onetoholddaline5089
    @onetoholddaline5089 4 года назад +60

    Was deployed there recently. Enjoyed the base was a simple life lol

    • @Ole4735
      @Ole4735 4 года назад +2

      I was there last year lol

    • @Dbennett12
      @Dbennett12 4 года назад +3

      I'll be going there soon

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +1

      You joke, but people have been giving pretty funny reviews of various bases and facilities on bases on Google maps.

  • @KimJongUn-lq7dj
    @KimJongUn-lq7dj 3 года назад +1

    Crazy! Thanks for sharing!

  • @TheOscarFanatic
    @TheOscarFanatic 4 года назад +10

    I was recently deployed to Baghdad, BDSC and was there during the assassination of General soleimani. Happened about a half mile from the base just on the opposite side of the airfield. We were used to taking rockets and mortars but that air strike caught us off guard and was the only time I actually went into the bunker haha

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +1

      I was thankful to be in Afghanistan instead of Iraq at that time. We never did get any significant retaliation, just lots of false alarms.

    • @dylancreath2235
      @dylancreath2235 Год назад

      Was there too brother 🤟🏻 fun ass spmagtf

    • @kellykorte2981
      @kellykorte2981 10 месяцев назад

      I spent 2 years at the BDSC from 15-17 not much going on then, a few rocket attacks over at liberty.

  • @juanmonteagudo9240
    @juanmonteagudo9240 3 года назад +6

    Ha, Fenty. I love that place. I lived there for 5 years!

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +2

      juan monteagudo I think it’s closed now. Or closing.

    • @AMKE357
      @AMKE357 3 года назад

      @@FallofftheMap it is closed

    • @semirkurtovic709
      @semirkurtovic709 3 года назад +1

      @@AMKE357 Fob Fenty was freaking great. Fluor Air Operations here :D

  • @smasher.338
    @smasher.338 Год назад +1

    The brothers that did haircuts on fenty had the biggest challenge coin collection on earth.

  • @ninjamane3529
    @ninjamane3529 4 года назад +15

    I love the way he carry hes voice through a paragraph lol

  • @noelio67
    @noelio67 4 года назад +2

    Well, it's great to see your doing alright. You'll be back in Ecuador before you know it, safely. Heading over to Seattle for Paddys Day, so I'm gonna take in Tacoma hopefully.......finally.....wild horses wont stop me this time......then a couple of nights up in Fairbanks, AK........had a real crap winter here in Galway.....lots of storms, so it's good training for the severe weather in Alaska......keep well 🤠

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +1

      Sounds like an interesting trip. Enjoy Tacoma. Point Defiance Park is a must see, especially if the weather is decent. I haven’t made it to Fairbanks yet, but I like Anchorage. I’ll be back in Ecuador next week.

    • @chrisdoe6890
      @chrisdoe6890 4 года назад +2

      Alaska will be a walk in the park compared to winters in Galway and Mayo. Just got back before storm Dennis hit. Great that Met Eireann have taking to naming and color coding. Load of BS. Safe travels and happy St Paddy’s Day. Hope you get out before the Fake media hyped virus police lock you down lol..

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +1

      chris doe too true about getting locked down because of virus panic. I’m worried I’ll get stuck in Ecuador and not be able to fly back to Afghanistan to work. I suppose there are worse places to get stuck.

    • @chrisdoe6890
      @chrisdoe6890 4 года назад +1

      Fall off the Map what part are your in-laws from? And your lovely wife I guess also lol. Have a friend from Quito he wanted me to go with him for a visit. Very nice friendly open people from what I’ve experience Stateside . Contemplating retiring in Cuenca . From what I understand it went through a boom and bust with ex pats. Of course international Living making it so attractive to retire on $100 a week didn’t help. They did the same for Ireland where I’m originally from and I can say that’s BS.
      So hunker down with your Familia and have couple cervesa. Like you said could be stuck in a worse place . Be well my friend .

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +1

      chris doe my wife’s family is from Quito and we live just outside of Quito in the valley. Cuenca is pretty nice. I’d prefer to live there, but being near her parents important to my wife and kids. Yeah, International Living stretches the truth quite a bit.

  • @sparky11976
    @sparky11976 3 года назад +1

    I was working in Iraq on FOB GABE, 2004-2006...KBR electrician....all looks very familiar...stay safe

  • @kellykorte2981
    @kellykorte2981 10 месяцев назад +1

    I did contracting for about 3 years, started out in Kuwait working on MRAP mine resistant vehicles for DOD, then for the state department in Baghdad for about 2 years and then Erbil for a short time. That contract was weapons authorized which isn't what's it's cracked up to be since you can drink on a state department contract but not if weapons authorized. It get's addicting and you meet some great people. I was a vehicle mechanic on every contract.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  9 месяцев назад

      Did you retire after you got out of overseas contracting or did you transition back to working in the US? I’ve found it impossible to go back to a normal job.

    • @fistmedicinedoc3624
      @fistmedicinedoc3624 8 месяцев назад

      MRAP mean Mine Resistant Armour Plated. How do you doubel say it when that iw what you worked on. its almost like you dont know what youre talking about. And what did you do for state? It sure wasnt with their PS , too damn slow.

  • @Max-zr7hr
    @Max-zr7hr 3 года назад +4

    There's alot of dorm bathroom where the showers get clogged from guys "blowing their nose" in the shower too lol

  • @zackasche3031
    @zackasche3031 3 года назад +2

    man you guys are strong men and females who put there lives in danger to protect the way of life thank you all who served in military home and abroad

  • @mdurst34
    @mdurst34 4 года назад +5

    That FOB looks like Four Seasons compared to COPs in northern Afghanistan

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +3

      Yeah, it was a relatively nice FOB. The smallest I’ve been to was Gamberi, but even that was pretty comfortable.

  • @Ozark-nq9uu
    @Ozark-nq9uu 3 года назад +7

    I did 12 hours a day 7 says a week in Iraq 2008-2009. I feel the pain.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +2

      It’s weird, isn’t it? It’s like it’s really easy and incredibly difficult at the same time.

    • @fistmedicinedoc3624
      @fistmedicinedoc3624 8 месяцев назад

      ahh man, 12 hours a day, that must have been so damn rough. And 7 days a week. Thats not hard. its ok if you really havent worked a hard schedule in your life. Just goes to show the calibre of man you are and your work ethic.

  • @carissafidik9186
    @carissafidik9186 3 года назад +5

    I am hoping to go soon. Just started my process.... This guy is amazing. I think I'm in love.

    • @RRGunner83
      @RRGunner83 3 года назад

      Good luck down range. It ain’t peachy over there bruh getting mortars and pop shots

  • @s0nnyburnett
    @s0nnyburnett 3 года назад +2

    That barber shop sign is dope.

  • @porterj292
    @porterj292 4 года назад +3

    Just got a job in Bagram for maintenance on vehicles. Pretty excited to experience the opportunity

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад

      Congratulations! It’s definitely an interesting time to be out here. I sitting in Bagram right now, passing though on my way to R&R.

    • @porterj292
      @porterj292 4 года назад +1

      Fall off the Map Are the living conditions out there pretty rough?

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +1

      They’re ok. It’s a little dependent which company you work for. Most folks have between 1 and 7 roommates depending on the size of the room. The rooms are “hard structures” so you don’t have to go to the bunkers every time there’s an incoming mortar. The bathrooms are a nightmare, and the DFAC (cafeteria) can be overcrowded. Overall it’s annoying but not terrible. Also, if you get sent out to a FOB it’s nicer but you usually don’t have hard structures.

    • @porterj292
      @porterj292 4 года назад +1

      Fall off the Map I appreciate the feedback!

    • @carlosgamez8245
      @carlosgamez8245 4 года назад

      Have you left to bagram yet? I’m currently looking at a job as a mechanic so looking for more information

  • @gb4816
    @gb4816 3 года назад +2

    I was in JAF and MES with Molson 2009-2013. Brings back memories.

  • @rachitron
    @rachitron 3 года назад +1

    At the end of the day, these are pretty sweet digs. If you have a family back at home, it sucks BUT, if you're a young, single dude, fuck yeah. Life is pretty straight forward and you get to hang out with the boys everyday. Plus, on a FOB, it's AYCE every single meal :)

  • @jimcook8852
    @jimcook8852 3 месяца назад

    I was at FOB Marmal 2011-2012. Ate really well. Awesome experience.

  • @jimcameron9848
    @jimcameron9848 3 года назад +1

    "Smooth like Baby's Ass" ... I am going to recommend that my local Supercuts add that to their mall plaza sign. And maybe add some related merch.

  • @danielhowell1640
    @danielhowell1640 3 года назад +4

    The worst thing about being deployed was the constant droning of generators 24/7, everywhere you go. They were working on a small power plant on my fob and 6 months in I awoke to complete silence. Then I couldn't sleep for 2 weeks because I got used to the noise and missed it. Anyone that can't sleep without a tv on can relate.

  • @ryanarentz6413
    @ryanarentz6413 3 года назад +1

    Worked for Fluor 2012-2015, thanks for the memories!

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад

      Looks like you filled in for me during the years I took off from Fluor.

  • @harleydavison4526
    @harleydavison4526 4 года назад +3

    Oh sounds like Texas weather! 👍🇺🇸

  • @patsfan802
    @patsfan802 3 года назад +10

    They really got something against people blowing their nose

  • @Thesavagesouls
    @Thesavagesouls 3 года назад +6

    I still miss the Afghanistan. Feels like I didn't do what I was supposed to do.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +4

      I think a lot of us have that same feeling.

  • @KMondy
    @KMondy 4 года назад +11

    Been there done that Mosul Iraq. Glad to be home!

    • @danielhowell1640
      @danielhowell1640 3 года назад

      Diamondback or Marez?

    • @KMondy
      @KMondy 3 года назад +1

      @@danielhowell1640 diamondback,q-west then marez.

    • @dizzlekale9835
      @dizzlekale9835 3 года назад

      Been there 2004

    • @KMondy
      @KMondy 3 года назад +1

      @@dizzlekale9835 me too, marez 05-06. Getting old.

    • @dizzlekale9835
      @dizzlekale9835 3 года назад

      @@KMondy I hear you brother. Time is flying

  • @unlisted8042
    @unlisted8042 3 года назад +1

    Dude massage at the end of an Afghan cut is the best

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад

      Call me weird, but I’m not as excited as you about a massage from an Afghan barber.

    • @unlisted8042
      @unlisted8042 3 года назад

      @@FallofftheMap it’s the small things a grunt looks forward to after a long tour

  • @melvinallenjr.4690
    @melvinallenjr.4690 4 года назад +7

    That restaurant was open in 2012. It had some pretty good food

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +10

      Interesting. Now it’s just a mystery building. Never open, but the power is on and someone cleans the dust off the windows. I think it’s some secret squirrel shit.

  • @j.p9655
    @j.p9655 4 года назад +2

    Hey Jesse, good to see ya. Stay safe and keep your head up. Oh and don’t open your mouth when working on those pump wires hahaha. Just handed in the rest of my paperwork to unmentioned company. Think I’m headed off to crc in a few weeks. I hope I get stationed close by. Keep the videos coming please, super helpful To me right now. Thank you.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +1

      I’m glad to hear my videos are helpful. Hope you make it out here soon.

  • @gearjammergamer8560
    @gearjammergamer8560 3 года назад +2

    Friend of mine was in aviation in the Army. Retired a few years ago and went right back being a contractor in Afghanistan. He did one tour and said never again as a contractor

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +2

      Yeah, soldiers always think that contractors have it good. Yes, we get paid more, but there’s a reason it pays as much as it does.

    • @mrk3032
      @mrk3032 3 года назад

      GJG: It's definitely not for everyone, although the vast majority of contractors I worked with in Afghanistan were former military (85%). Most of the non military contractors were former LEO, so we had very few problems where I worked.
      Funny story. I remember in 2012 we picked up an "FNG" who we nicknamed "Armani". No lie, he got off the DFS plane from Dubai dressed in a totally black Armani outfit. Anyone who has been in Afghanistan knows that's not how we dressed. His 1st meal at the DFAC was an unmitigated disaster. Armani wanted all kinds of special healthy food that the DFACs rarely (if ever) had. Anyway, "Armani" lasted less than 2 weeks. He had an urgent family problem at home & had to bail. The company got him a short notice airline ticket home at great expense (round trip, btw). We knew his story was BS b/c just prior to him leaving he was asking everyone who would listen about jobs back in the US. Like I said, it's not for everyone, he never returned. The irony of all this is that "Armani" was a US Army reserve Warrant Officer. Go figure.
      The flip side of that is I also knew guys who worked 10+ years in Afghanistan, paid off all of their debts & banked half a million plus. I worked 18 rotations over an 8 year period & called it quits. I may have stayed too long at the party b/c I'm paying for it in other ways now. That said, I loved every minute of it, except annual CRC.

  • @Gelikvagen-ck9jd
    @Gelikvagen-ck9jd 4 месяца назад +1

    I miss youuuu FOB SALERNO.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 месяца назад

      Were you at Salerno whe they had the limit big VBIED?

    • @Gelikvagen-ck9jd
      @Gelikvagen-ck9jd 4 месяца назад

      @@FallofftheMap no, I left a week in advance

  • @giddyup3443
    @giddyup3443 3 года назад +5

    It's been 8 years since I was over there, and the second he filmed walking into the shit shack, I swear could smell it. There's things you never forget, and the latrines are some of them.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад

      The worst place on earth is the transient billeting latrine in Bagram. I’ve never looked up to check, but I’m confident there’s shit on the ceiling.

  • @jacobuponthestone9093
    @jacobuponthestone9093 3 года назад +1

    I was in the service. Any advice for going back to work overseas? I'm still unmarried, no kids. Wouldnt be opposed to some contract work. Security, construction, whatever.

  • @combatangler6812
    @combatangler6812 4 года назад +3

    Ive done 2 deployments to Afghanistan and i miss it more than i can explain . Camp leatherneck 13-14 camp bagram 15-16

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +2

      I probably passed through Bagram a few times while you were there.

    • @fistmedicinedoc3624
      @fistmedicinedoc3624 8 месяцев назад

      with who? If you really are combat yuo wouldnt have been in bagram, youre probably a SP in the airforce trying to be big baller with your flight line or ECP war stories. Or even worse, national guard.

    • @fistmedicinedoc3624
      @fistmedicinedoc3624 7 месяцев назад

      @@combatangler6812 oh so you were route security for a couple deployments. So much experience. I mean 6 deployments and not just sitting in a truck on a highway. Or maybe you were logpac security. And being that you were in 1AD at fort bliss tells me exactly the time frame you were in. Let me guess some type of MP or maybe even a mechanic? Hump the line bud. Or maybe fly around RCE responding to tics. If you were driving in afg then youre not really that deep in it. I mean i support you bud and thank you for what you did in your role but dont go around spicing it up to more than it was. Did you do the full 20? I mean unless youre still in you couldnt have. 1AD started to move to ft bliss in about 2006, so that comment of more time not liekly except the highway one part. I didnt spend any time on a highway in afg. Just out in valleys at small fobs and cops. Thank you for your service though.

  • @MrTimetravler
    @MrTimetravler 4 года назад +4

    Cool brother looks very familiar to me I was there last year I am in Iraq contracting with big ballons🎈

    • @nicklatino7157
      @nicklatino7157 4 года назад

      Like, hot air balloons? Are they for scientific research or for military?

  • @shawntaylor4802
    @shawntaylor4802 Год назад

    you were eating right outside steel gym (Small Gym) on Fenty lol I worked here and at SLIC Yard

  • @Wordsley
    @Wordsley 3 года назад +7

    3:06 Skid mark alert 🤔

    • @annekedebruyn7797
      @annekedebruyn7797 3 года назад

      That's not even classified as skid, that's straight up shit in the toilet holy shit hahaha

  • @mamafaker50
    @mamafaker50 3 года назад +3

    I remember on my first deployment I had diarrhea for a week straight because of the DFAC food. Not sure if my stomach was adjusting or if something was wrong with the food, but I made it through with no problems. 😂

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +1

      I actually got parasites from the DFAC in Sharana. I had been eating a lot of salad. We had many Afghan soldiers eating in the DFAC at that time, so I assume I picked it up after some ANA with dirty hands used the salad tongs.

  • @AMKE357
    @AMKE357 3 года назад +2

    Thought this was lighting for a second

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад

      Fenty

    • @fistmedicinedoc3624
      @fistmedicinedoc3624 8 месяцев назад

      Right, those buildings at the start look exactly like the huts on lightning and the weather was just as weird there as well. But the view of the mountain right next to lightning was awesome. Went up there for a PT event once and the view from up top was amazing, could see the whole FOB and gardez slightly through the dusty haze.

  • @Underbottom.Sandydown
    @Underbottom.Sandydown 3 года назад +2

    'please don't blow your nose in the shower stalls.' - that's not snot.

  • @chipjumper
    @chipjumper 3 года назад +1

    Best sandbox gig is DoS work while staying in an all-inclusive 5-star resort, rental car, and $200/day cash per diem. Maybe you learned some tricks for your next deployment.

  • @99PMoon
    @99PMoon 3 года назад +1

    Did that on Camp Fernandez Long-Plank.

  • @thomasritz9604
    @thomasritz9604 3 года назад +2

    I thank God that my tours were not spent on the FOB...... If my time would have been spent inside the wire I would have slit my wrists. Only slept, wrote reports for the day and on occasion ate there. My reaction to this video? Cue the "Fobbit Song"......

    • @fistmedicinedoc3624
      @fistmedicinedoc3624 8 месяцев назад

      really, so where did you live? Outside the wire? Even the most hardcore guys live on cops or fobs in afghanistan and iz buddy. So try again you ignorant wanna be. Most likely stolen valor here.

  • @adventureswiththecrazyvet
    @adventureswiththecrazyvet 3 года назад +3

    Lol FOBS the fobbits all the pogs screaming about how they are in country fighting a war meanwhile they eat ice cream and never lean base. Bro this brings back memories

    • @2scents434
      @2scents434 3 года назад +1

      Yes the “fobits” some sign up for pog jobs too dumb and forced to be grunts, some sign up for grunt jobs score high on ASVAB and forced to be pogs. “Guaranteed 1 of 3 MOS’s” i scored high with 115 gt went to 1300 field. My son is now a grunt and tells me what a box of rocks the O3 field is filled with im sure you were an exception. Semper Fi 02-06

    • @adventureswiththecrazyvet
      @adventureswiththecrazyvet 3 года назад +1

      @@2scents434 hopefully your son will meet a nice boy and fall in love

    • @2scents434
      @2scents434 3 года назад

      Woah woah ez devils! Didnt mean to trigger my fellow sensitive Marines I forget we rate feelings now. All i said was the truth any recruiter will tell you what i said. Maybe i needed to use more tact so let me try that now: if you dont do good on your test your options are very limited. That make it all better now?? Semper Fi

    • @adventureswiththecrazyvet
      @adventureswiththecrazyvet 3 года назад

      @@2scents434 pog stop commenting. Plan ur sons marriage to make sure who is wearing the dress

  • @More_Row
    @More_Row 4 года назад +3

    I don't know how you do it, must have been crazy over there the last couple of months.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +3

      It’s not so bad. The biggest danger is the combination of boredom and stupidity that is all too common out here.

    • @More_Row
      @More_Row 4 года назад +1

      Fall off the Map I understand, must be quite the experience being over there.

  • @carlosfelix5856
    @carlosfelix5856 3 года назад +2

    I deployed to Jalalabad, I loved that barbershop😂😂

  • @ernestomartinez1003
    @ernestomartinez1003 3 года назад +2

    Ahh the fobbit life, sipping coffee outside cafes and getting therapeutic massages by the afternoon.

  • @nighthawkviper6791
    @nighthawkviper6791 4 года назад +1

    Hope all is well man! 🌑

  • @dodik465
    @dodik465 4 года назад +7

    Day of the fobbit. :D

  • @georgel.3357
    @georgel.3357 3 года назад +2

    Aaahhh, the DOD contractor life. I was in AFG from 2011-2013, spent most of it at KAF and a little bit at Leatherneck. It's funny, while you're there it sux balls, but when you leave/demob...you kinda miss it. Any funny RnR stories you care to share? Lol

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад

      My R&Rs are usually low key visits with the wife and kids. I’ll have to give it some thought and try to remember if there were any R&R stories worth telling. Maybe just some weird stuff passing through Dubai...

  • @yop1010
    @yop1010 4 года назад +1

    Stay safe bruddah

  • @keeganzarboch9549
    @keeganzarboch9549 3 года назад +2

    "Constant noise" wow I wonder how the locals feel

  • @ch6355
    @ch6355 3 года назад +1

    If you can get a secret clearance it gets better

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад

      I know. Unfortunately I know the wrong people. It’s almost impossible to get a secret if you’ve got foreign contacts and friends that are politically connected.

    • @ch6355
      @ch6355 3 года назад +1

      @@FallofftheMap Cleared tradesmen are in high depend . DOS contracts in Mexico city, Greece, Sri Lanka

  • @nedstudios6490
    @nedstudios6490 4 года назад +9

    Aha so the weather is basically like Colorado’s Rocky Mountains. Sweater and thermal mornings followed by shorts and no shirt by noon

    • @looseparashoot
      @looseparashoot 3 года назад +1

      Very interesting

    • @mattnsac
      @mattnsac 3 года назад

      AKA any area right next to mountains. No different in Reno, most of Idaho, northern AZ, CA foothills and a shitload of other mountainous, high desert areas.

  • @mercefigueroa5349
    @mercefigueroa5349 3 года назад +1

    Shit thats a FOB. Looks like bag or kaf more than a fob. Wish it looked like that when I was there. Not going to lie though in my last deployment of 2012 we had internet in our fob.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад

      Yeah, Fenty was one of the better ones.

  • @garagenigel
    @garagenigel 4 года назад +3

    Wow, is it any wonder you guys get sick looking at the state of the bathrooms 😂

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +3

      Yeah, it’s a constant struggle to get certain cultures to use the restrooms in a respectful way. There was one Afghan that got caught shitting in the shower and pushing it down the drain with his feet.

  • @dailydoseofinstagramfunnyv1037
    @dailydoseofinstagramfunnyv1037 4 года назад +2

    Long shot here but i would love an opportunity to work there

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +2

      It’s a really difficult time to get a job on an overseas military base because of the reduction in troops. How to get a job overseas: ruclips.net/video/PAScH-rqyLg/видео.html

  • @lensperspective9753
    @lensperspective9753 3 года назад +5

    So Afghanistan is like Nevada

    • @wastedtalent1625
      @wastedtalent1625 3 года назад +2

      More like south western Utah, high desert with mountainous terrain. Also has a lot of crazy religious people, so they’re basically the same place.

  • @LazerApe
    @LazerApe 3 года назад +2

    I was deployed at the same time. The week that guy was killed was crazy.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +1

      Ugly Boy yeah, strange times. Made me glad I was in Afghanistan rather than Iraq.

    • @LazerApe
      @LazerApe 3 года назад

      @@FallofftheMap strangely enough I was also at fob shank, now dahlke.

    • @LazerApe
      @LazerApe 3 года назад

      @@FallofftheMap were you there when the base got attacked by a vbied?

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад

      Yes. I thought at first it was a mortar or rocket hitting the building i was in in camp 6, but when we went outside to go to the bunker you couldn’t see your hand in front of your face. It was almost a whole lot worse than it was. The second part of that attack was guys with suicide vests, but the VBID was so big I think any that survived it stumbled in totally disoriented and weren’t able to do any more damage.

    • @LazerApe
      @LazerApe 3 года назад +1

      @@FallofftheMap yea it was crazy. I was let's say, close haha. I actually got a tbi from that blast. Not a fun few days. I remember the alarm going off for dam near 18 hours straight.

  • @TheMikeFranzonePod
    @TheMikeFranzonePod 4 года назад +2

    Nice bro!

  • @sethreopelle2015
    @sethreopelle2015 4 года назад +2

    Hello sir. What do you do exactly ( inside of OPSEC). I do a signal job in the military and will want to transition into contract when I get out.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +2

      Electrician. Not anything particularly sensitive. Mostly just fixing things other contractors break, and for some reason changing lamps and resetting GFCIs. Stuff they really should have a laborer or custodian do.

    • @sethreopelle2015
      @sethreopelle2015 3 года назад

      @@FallofftheMap thank you for the reply. I would like a job in satcom in Antarctica or Afghanistan in a few years. I really like your content. Thanks alot.

  • @trezzytroy7629
    @trezzytroy7629 Год назад

    Fenty was home…I miss fenty

  • @tmgclips5300
    @tmgclips5300 4 года назад +2

    Looks like a sandy UK

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад +1

      I think you might be the first person ever to think Afghanistan and the UK look similar. Whatever it is you’re drinking I’d like one.

  • @robertmchugh3049
    @robertmchugh3049 4 года назад +3

    Hi thanks I learned a lot. One of your videos said "no gelcaps" allowed. Is that on a base only? Or you think it is like that in Kabul too for USA expats at embassy? even gelcaps with powder in them not allowed? that wacks my immune boosters for covid prevention, which are powdered colostrum, kind of bummed about that.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +1

      It was a US military rule. If you’re not arriving via a military base and going through the military version of a customs inspection then I doubt it would be an issue. As for dry gel caps, they were treated the same as any other type of gel cap. I’m sure it stems from some type of smuggling technique someone used in the past since you can easily buy empty gel caps and fill them with whatever.

    • @robertmchugh3049
      @robertmchugh3049 4 года назад

      @@FallofftheMap thanks. what is a customs search like. do they scan your body with x ray scanner? Is it even possible to have a few supplements in your pocket? no drugs, just supplements. i think you said you can get in trouble.

  • @goblinpiper6665
    @goblinpiper6665 4 года назад +3

    I work in wastewater so I feel you with those wet wells!

  • @murdock94
    @murdock94 4 года назад +2

    Almost makes me watch to apply and go back. Did Iraq, almost want to get Afghanistan done before it gets closed down.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад

      That’s part of what brought me back. Morbid curiosity to see what it’s like when they’re closing up shop. Who knows when it will actually happen though?

    • @murdock94
      @murdock94 4 года назад +1

      @@FallofftheMap True enough. I know closing down Iraq was a bit of a show, but they got it done quick. I have to wonder how much stuff will just be abandoned in Afghanistan since it'll be nearly impossible to get out except via plane.

    • @More_Row
      @More_Row 4 года назад +1

      @@murdock94 Seems like often FOB's get left behind with a lot of the equipment still inside. Like the shell of the base, air cons and beds.

  • @trbopwr79
    @trbopwr79 3 года назад +1

    Soothing sound of generators

  • @BigPanch509
    @BigPanch509 3 года назад +5

    Damn this looks like heaven

  • @coreyadams1982
    @coreyadams1982 4 года назад +2

    The US is about to agree to a deal with the Taliban which will decrease US military in Afghanistan. Have you heard any rumors about a decrease in contractors too.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +2

      We hear lots of rumors, but so far nothing confirmed.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  4 года назад +1

      Furqan it’s true, hiring is up. I don’t agree with your prediction that this peace deal will fall apart. I think they’re going to push it through despite fact on the ground contracting everything they say is happening. There were several attacks leading up to and during the 7 day reduction in violence period. None of them were widely reported on. I think the powers that be have already decided to end the war and declare a bullshit victory.

  • @makinoize
    @makinoize 4 года назад +2

    That was a shadow UAV @3:40

  • @velocityflooring
    @velocityflooring 3 года назад +1

    Was JSOC doing CI missions in AFG. Passed through Fenty a couple times while based in Peshawar Province til we were moved south to Kandahar Province. That country took a lot of years off my life.

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад

      Yeah, Afghanistan has a way of doing that to you.

    • @velocityflooring
      @velocityflooring 3 года назад +1

      Glad it's over. Afghanistan is actually a beautiful country; I saw a lot of it. I will travel there one day as a civilian, experience it differently, and have a much better experience, I'm sure.

    • @fistmedicinedoc3624
      @fistmedicinedoc3624 8 месяцев назад

      Nice try stolen valor.

  • @Robotdad474
    @Robotdad474 3 года назад

    Breakfast was usually my least favorite. Those powdered eggs always made me feel a type of way lmao

    • @FallofftheMap
      @FallofftheMap  3 года назад

      What, you didn’t have fresh eggs? I took full advantage of the egg white omelettes every single day.

    • @rueridge7597
      @rueridge7597 3 года назад

      @@FallofftheMap
      Gay food. Yolk is only good part of egg

  • @mikhailsmirnov5756
    @mikhailsmirnov5756 3 года назад +2

    Whar was that about unexpected unwanted chiropractic adjustment ? 😯

  • @1red_nextview740
    @1red_nextview740 3 года назад +1

    Stomach problems....caught my death (almost0 at Bagram several times.... won't be going back to Afghanistan...

  • @MbisonBalrog
    @MbisonBalrog 3 года назад +1

    They should force anyone who uses toilet to clean right after. Station a guard there to make sure happen.