He's A Virgin! | The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) | Big Screen Laughs
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- Andy (Steve Carell) accidentally reveals that he's a virgin when he tells Cal (Seth Rogan), David (Paul Rudd) and Mooj (Gerry Bednop) some tall tales about his non-existent sex life.
The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005): Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell) has gone 40 years without "doing it." Now his pals are making it their mission to help him score... fast! Can he survive their hilariously bad advice? Will he land in the arms of the way-too-experienced or the way-too-drunk? Or can he find true love where he least expects - from a gorgeous grandmother (Catherine Keener)? When it comes to sex, there's only one sure thing - The 40-Year-Old Virgin.
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Honestly these guys are the real heroes of this story. Andy immediately is embarrassed and thinks he's going to get bullied...and they do give him shit. But immediately they turn to helping him and they change his life
And thats when the humour begins when you find out his friends are as hopeless and clueless as he is.
@@VirajKathwadia Well the real moral of the story is no guy has a clue really
Nope is just hoolywood femnist gey brainwashing. A real virgin would be the ultimate chad, like arnold shwarzenegger, mike tyson, tesls. There is no way this is a good movie and ending for him. They make it seem like a guy playing games collecting stuff doing his hobbies is a joke while going after women and sex is mature. There is way more to life than that. Also when someone marrie the purpose is to have children and raise a family. If anything is more important the wife to be virgin and young to give birth healthy. Then he sold all his stuff to marrie a girl who already had grandkids. No way its a happy ending he was doing way better single by him self with his stuff. Also no one would make humour about female s3xuality. @@nbrikha
@@VirajKathwadiaagenda
@@VirajKathwadiaAye atleast they tried 😂🤷🏻♂️.
The bag of sand line gets me every time.
I've said it in front of people who have not seen the movie. Often get a similar reaction. 🤣
The first time I saw this movie I remember wondering how he was going to talk his way out of this and then he said "bag of sand" 😳
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I guess he's not😅
Judd Apatow wrote this ENTIRE movie based off of overhearing a random person say that
Wait .. aren't them like bags of sand then?
@@GMunoz-oj5zb
No man, they are like a bag of marbles. Lol 😂
Love how the guys are drinking beers and Steve Carell is drinking an Orange Fanta 💀
That was the first clue
That’s why he still a virgin
Hey bro i drink fanta too...oh i forgot i am a virgin as well...@@wholelottapain8130
Well mammy, I’m just ALL FULL OF FANTA TONNIIGHHT!! Anyone?
That's andy
I love how all his buds are basically 3 different versions of the same guy.
1. The nasty single dude haha
2. The heartbroken newly single dude
3. The angry guy that’s stuck in his relationship but wishes he was single still.
How is that the same guy?
@changingthelawsofphysics if any person can be any of those variations, how is it the same guy?
Then the virgin comes along.
2:50 in jail line gets me everytime 😂
This reminds me of high school where us guys bragged about “getting some” and we all lied our asses off🤣🤣🤣
I remember getting made fun of because someone asked me if i was a virgin said yes and everyone in the room laughed at me, pretty horrible experience for me.
The classic " it was a girl from another school" knowing damn well we were making that shit up
@@brett444 It sucks worse when your girl actually does go to another school, nobody believes you!
We wasn't lying in my circle 💪🏽🤣
I was in a situation similar to this scene. I lied but never got caught😅
Honestly, dude went from being a 40 year old virgin living alone in a small apartment to having a hot girlfriend to being married with 3 kids in the course of the movie. Not a lot of success stories are like that.
One of the kids is his step grandkid.😂
That’s not a win. He got a single mom past her prime. Tell me how Andy won in this movie? 😂
@@Incel_81 he lost his virginity and he found a woman who loves him for him not his looks, job or money. He isn’t alone in his depressing studio apartment located in what looks like a retirement village.
@@Sam19509 lol how is his apartment depressing? Because the movie says so? It’s dope. Game chair. Big screen tv. Action figures. Comics. Andy should have gotten with Beth. Lol. She was young. Hot. And a freak.
@@Incel_81 she was crazy and she slept with a bunch of people including two of his co-workers.
These guys tease Andy about being a virgin but they immediately put more effort into trying to help him. Best friends you can ask for.
Is hoolywood brainwashing and society he should have stayed mgt0w not marrie a single grandma
"Aww you're nailing me! Cool!" I'm gonna throw that out there some time if things aren't goin anywhere 😂
"i raise you" LMAOOOOOO
she'd be like "ah you're nailin me...cool"
yup
"Oh shit"
It’s the way they looking at him😭😭😭😭
they’re*
@@thatoneguyRyan1 Urban English?
@@Agent1W apparently they speak that Ebonics
LMFAOOO@@thatoneguyRyan1
Wow, so many stories are running through my head right now....
"So many stories are running through my head right now"
😂
Steve Carrell "acting black" is one of the most underrated running gags in this movie.
“You’ve borked?”
😂😂😂😂 my favorite part lmao
Oh you’re nailing me, cool…
3:51 Me whenever I have the house all to myself:
Intrusive thoughts at it's finest 😂
Truly a missed opportunity in not showing Jay’s face during Rudd’s soliloquy about he and Amy being one heart
Jay was a gem of a character man
Those were actually real homies tho in all honesty. Immediate reaction to their friend being a virgin was we gotta get you laid asap.
Idk i dont see anything wrong. Many genious and strong men stayed virgin to work on their dreams..if he was happy whats the problem he should have stayed mgt0w instead of marrying a single grandma that ending was bad
@@flowrepins6663 the ending made me want to slit my own throat 😂
If you seen my options when I was young and leading up to my current age of 42, you would praise my virginity. The women who were interested in me were women I have no interest in.
@@flowrepins6663 At 40 years old you can’t be picky lol there ain’t much to choose from at that point in your life. And many genius men? Albert Einstein and Elon musk two of the smartest men to ever live were and are dawgs with women, and still got work done
@@flowrepins6663no. There's nothing wrong with being a Virgin, but you really shouldn't suppress those types of desires and emotions. It's never healthy. And if you would masturbate, you would surely want something a little more real.
1:41 “Oh, shit.” 🤣
I want to go back to 2005 it was so much better then
1:40 - 1:42 “oh shit” 😂😂
I finally found someone else in the comments who thought this reaction is hilarious. Nothing crazy has been said yet, just being a bro along for Andy’s “story”.
One of my favorite parts
His face reaction that goes with it makes it hilarious too lmfao
Best part 😂
Gets me every time
"You better get past that cause no ass is worth thinking that much about "
…I always say😂😂😂
He's not wrong though
Girl: "OH, You're NAILING me, COOL!"
no one questioned Paul Rudds virginity after that story?
It was so gay it has to be real
Can't believe this film is almost 20 years old
I thought and still think this was one of the funniest movies I have ever saw!
Romany Malco was so good in this! 😂 his performance isn’t talked about enough
I don't know why he wasn't in these type of roles more often.
@@RockSmith-rl9qr I’m saying! Definitely slept on. He was very good in Weeds tho.
@@ChristalJ I would have liked to seen him in more Judd apatow movies through the years. Seems like he fit right in with those guys
Seth Rogan’s infamous laugh echoing in his head at the end 😂
I can relate to the laying in bed all night with something terrible on your mind and that moment when the sun has come up and your alarm is going off and you literally have not slept a single minute. That is the worst feeling in the world.
Well gotta watch the whole movie now lol
My favorite comedy movie of all time
…..and then I stole the dog 😂
I can't believe this movie is nearly 20 years old, what the fuck happened.
I don’t think Seth Rogan understands what it’s like to have a real job.
In every movie I see with him he’s always drinking/playing poker/smoking weed at work like it’s just something everyone does.
I would do this for PS5 friend if we were real life. I support them for the future ahead when it happens. Because IT WILL eventually...So dont worry. Be confident, dont be shy, dress well, stay well hygiened & respect her. It will all come together.
“This gonna be bad…” And so begins one of the funniest movies ever
Black dude is fucking hilarious man
Wow you’re nailing me, cool! -literally what every female says
"the Stevie wonders" 😂
I love sandbags
This scene is hilarious but in reality, those 3 are great friends to Andy. They could have easily continued to make fun of him but instead, they wanted to help him out.
“The Stevie Wonders”
He was spot on about the Bag of Sand line tho, they be feeling like that
"This is going to be bad" me every morning.
I've been watching this for twenty years and only just realized he's drinking Fanta
It all makes sense!!! 😂😂😂😂
It's truly remarkable that Paul Rudd is like 13 years older then Seth Rogen
No one coulda done a better job than Carrell in this role
0:56 I was wondering if Andy was going to make a rhyme with the same word lol.
Steve Carell channeling ol' Horney Lorney Armstrong here, fr.
Fan cast.. Seth Rogen as Sirj Tankian and Steve Carrell as Daren Malakian if they did a fun origin story of SOAD
Why did Seth Rogan look the oldest in this movie? I thought he was mid to late 30s in this movie but he was early 20s. Then he looked younger in the movies he did after this.
The beard
"ME SO HORNY, GOD ME SO STUPID!" 🤣🤣
Seth Rogan comes across as someone who was lying about having sex here.
I am... shut up 🤣
This is still the movie that made me laugh the hardest I’ve ever laughed in a theater
It's like reality TV for you
Me so stupid is so sad and hilarious at the same time lol
This is exactly what I'm like telling a sex story, because I'm having to make up something normal sounding, to hide all the fucked up stuff that probably isn't ok to tell people about, unless I know them really well, because they'll just look at me funny and think "What is wrong with you, man?", but my friends are just like "Yep... That sounds like you"
Lmaooooo this is what my friendships are like
I’m the second dude se88 story talking about time standing still souls being one etc. I have to dirty up my stories with guys because I’m hopelessly conservative and romantic with girls. Only guys though because girls love straight guys like that lol.
20 year old movies are from the 80s
wtf wait..
Lmao he said the Stevie wonders! Hahaha god this movie is so good.
How can he afford such a big house with all that stuff by working at best buy???
More like me so stupid 😂
Bags of sand!?
10 more years
michael scott was the opposite 😂
nah this movie is a masterpiece 😂
Damn all 3 were dialed in when they figured it out.
@0:54 XD hahahaha
I was underage when my uncle put this on at his.house lol
Lmao now that im in my 30s the ending is so relatable when I screw something up.
Hey Guys It's Todd Howard Lying his ass off to us...
Similar to a fresh prince of bel air when they discovers that Carlton was a virgin
"those guys are cool"
This is gonna be bad
It really isn't a bad thing being a virgin, especially in a world where like 65% or more aren't!
The cringe is sooo hard
1:59 Remember in The Office, Harvey, Michael's computer "friend" says this 😂
The odd thing is that women are starting to do this now. Having convos about the same thing like men. What odd times we're in. This is supposed to be manspeak.
Women have always done that, you're just sheltered bro.
Uh women have always been the freakiest for awhile man.......
Stevey wonder 😂😂😂
I'm actually sorry I was in such a rush to lose my virginity - rather wait for someone special
42. Still haven’t found a girl yet. My generation of women ignored me. The next generation had too many standards. This current generation doesn’t know which gender it is. What do all three have in common? There are a lot of women past their prime or going to be past their prime who are expecting Mr. Right to recuse them and it ain’t gonna happen.
@@Incel_81honestly dude this is coming from someone who is 22. I know you have a lot more experience in life than me but to me it sounds like the problem could be your lack of accountability and self awareness. I was always blaming everybody and I finally realized that to get to that point it means you don’t wanna take any accountability. I suggest putting yourself out there more and not blaming generation after generation. There’s probably a few things/steps your still missing that you just gotta learn. You will dude I believe it.
@@Casper999x I believe you may be right. However what’s out there for me anyway? Women my age who are past their prime ? 🤢
As for accountability, when I was young man, I was a pest to slot of people I’d meet. A pest but not a criminal or anything and no girl ever thought she had to get her friends or father to talk to me.
I’m not a pest anymore. By pest I mean a nuisance. Annoying even. I also used to be a mental push over and my narcissistic mom also did a number on my brain growing up in a dysfunctional family. Not to make a poor me thread on a comedy movie lol, just stating a few facts. As much as I would like a younger woman, what I really wanted was a same age girlfriend if only we were going out in 1999 from then on. That is impossible lol
@@Incel_81 another thing I’d recommend is STOP WATCHING PODCAST LIKE F&F AND DATING TOPICS THEY ARE TOXIC AND FOY YOUNG LOST PEOPLE!!!
@@Casper999x I don’t watch those. I talk 💩 about Andrew Tate and the like. In the real world these days I do experience cordial acts of kindness from female strangers in public or at wherever. Lays toxic girl that made me afraid , I was 27. Since that time in my 30s I’ve seen others deal with toxic women and stay with them. I asked myself, really? Is this all that’s out there????
Seth Rogen is awful. He wasn't the funniest one In this movie. This and donnie darko are the best movie he ever appeared in.
Seth Rogan IS FUNNY!!...
when you're a stoner teenager in high-school. I agree with you bud.
Bless him!
He should of said a bag of water.
“Ohhh shit” 😅
Fanta the best ❤
Dang 40 year old almost 60 👴
JAJAJAJAJA
*BORKED*
I honestly wouldn’t know how to describe the texture of a teet either - imma be real
I love this movie. Would of loved it even more without Seth “not funny” Rogen.
The movie wouldn't even be possible without Seth Rogen because he wrote all the funny parts
@@CJAYGRiZtv wow then he ruined his own movie with him being in it.
@@Whatever-you-wantedsounds like a personal issue.
@@SynthianCicada yes it is. That’s why I said I. That makes it personal.
@@Whatever-you-wanted which makes it a you issue. And not an us issue.
i cant look this without feeling cringe
As a 42 year old virgin, who knew he was gonna be before this movie came out lol, I honestly see the ending of this movie as a nightmare. I would have killed Trish and went to prison if I were Andy. I want Beth!!!!!
When redditors leave their basement
Crazy to think that such an innocent and positive movie actually spawned the incel movement. I believe the message boards on IMDb is where it got it’s start.
Incels have existed since the beginning of time
Wait really? How? Did they not watch the end of the movie? Andy's life becomes richer through his relationship with a woman.
@@MrShadowbitelmao. Richer. Lmao. Trish was used. She was 40. Past her prime. She had three kids and a grandkid on the way. She admitted to dating bad boys in her youth. Ignored guys like Andy. Trish was probably very hot in her 18-30’s. However look what happened? This movie was trying to sell equality and same age relationships as a must. Yea it’s a funny movie but in the end, the message is wrong. Andy should have gotten with Beth. Beth was younger and hotter. Beth was the women he personally began flirting with and they hit it off. Beth was a sexual freak but not a slut like Trish was. Beth had no kids from prior chads. Beth was sexy and Beth is just a sexier name than Trish.
@@MrShadowbitelmao. Richer. Lmao. Trish was used. She was 40. Past her prime. She had three kids and a grandkid on the way. She admitted to dating bad boys in her youth. Ignored guys like Andy. Trish was probably very hot in her 18-30’s. However look what happened? This movie was trying to sell equality and same age relationships as a must. Yea it’s a funny movie but in the end, the message is wrong. Andy should have gotten with Beth. Beth was younger and hotter. Beth was the women he personally began flirting with and they hit it off. Beth was a sexual freak but not a slut like Trish was. Beth had no kids from prior chads. Beth was sexy and Beth is just a sexier name than Trish.
How are they connected?
Baganca s pohandreki
😭😭
Imagine a movie that would make fun of female virginity. Also funny how the media tries to brainwash society that a guy that cares not for s3x or girI is the looser, that playing games, collecting and enjoying your hobbies would be lame while changing everything and doing all for a girI would be the best thing in the world. While in reality semen retention and celibacy is a discipline path that led many famous men to achieve world sucess. Not to mention they portray marrying a single mother, even worse, single grandma as a happy ending. It is not.not even animals raise children that arent theirs this movie is wrong.
I believe chimps
Kill the kid’s that aren’t his own. Or is that lions?
It’s a sex comedy from 2005, don’t look into it that much.
@@CrazyDiamond75 that’s how it all starts.
It’s just a movie kid relax. You typed out an entire thesis just because you’re butthurt over a nearly two decade old movie.
@@CrazyDiamond75 is brainwashing disguise as comedy. Many movies do the same..you see spiderman in the trilogy always simping mary jane that cheated on everyone, forrest gump simping a girl that lays with the entire world. The goal is condition to accept bad stuff as normal.
Man... The 1 jew who's not funny.... wait
me af
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