This happens to me 5 times a week. I go to bed, and wake up at this place called job. I have no recollection of how I got there or why. Nor do I recall what I do while I’m there…
My husband and I watched you together. He passed last year and I havnt missed a video yet. I feel like we are still watching together. ♡ love your stories. Always entertaining ❤ stay safe and thank you
I work healthcare in a long-term facility and I have an older resident who watches you on there tablet, I now spend about 30 minutes to an hour watching with them lol I love it.
I had a patient as a pediatric special needs nurse and they told me that has couldn’t see. He was born with cerebral palsy, but I went ahead and got him a tablet to watch you and he looked at you and tracked you with his eyes. Thank you cause he was non verbal and he loved hearing your voice. Im disabled now because of a rare autoimmune condition called guillain barre and I had septic shock. It made me paralyzed for a year so that ended my career because I can’t do bedside nursing anymore. I dunno what to do. Thank you though cause no one believed me until they saw themselves.
@@CosmicBeing538yes! Don't let them convince you it can't happen. Investigate dll suggested treatments, GuillonnBarr has had a recent uptick in cases since COVID, and pharma just "happened to have" new treatments that need human trials. Same as with other side effects of "COVID" I have Epstein Barr since at least 18 MONTHS OLD. I'm 58. The best healing I've ever had same from me believing innate telling me how to cope and nurture myself while docs gave me stuff that caused horrible relapses.. I was a guinnie pig for 23 years before it finally got a name for diagnosis. FIBROMYOSITIS, now called Fibromyalgia . After my first birth left me paralyzed the or a few months from pelvic trauma. And randomly, the doc was not mine but stepped in forine to attend a seminar on same.. and this doc!.. was the lead study physician at Harvard Medical School that just finalized the ten year study to find out and name fibromyalgia/ chronic fatigue. My mom had it also, and today it is theorized she had exposure while pregnant and it passed through the placenta to me during chem an bioweapon research and testing (1964 to 1973) on unknown public.. and much of my research resembles the "COVID" research.. I did a lot of homeothopy, naturopath and I'm at, meditation biofeedback thought behavioral techniques. Food! Organic only! No prepackaged or fast food, with added ingredients,,, (mcDs fries have 11 ingredients!!! ) All keep body from its natural state of healing.
I’m really proud of you for pushing on, nobody understands the absolute devastation of living with an autoimmune disease. Things will get better in ways you never expected.
Interesting..... I have a few friends that might be interested in this work of fiction. Do you own the rights? Are you the original author?@groundhog3843
I was a front desk person at hotel congress here in Tucson az. One of the nights at midnight I got a call from one of the rooms. They use an old telephone board where you would plug into each line to call to the rooms or out. Anyway the room that called me no one had access to and the room had been locked . Had security go up and check do to us being downtown. Came back and said no one was in the room and nothing had been moved. We called it an accident and continued. Then I got another call from the same room.. again had security go check it out and again no one was there nothing had been moved and was still a locked door. The last thing to happen that night was when security was outside on the patio he noticed that the same room we had been receiving calls from had the room lights on. He ran in told me then ran up stairs to find no one there. After that nothing happened. It had felt for the rest of my time there that someone was watching me from the top of the stairs trying to get me to go up there but I never did…..
I believe this story 1000%. My brain saved me when I was a 9 yr old girl. I had burned off over 65% of my skin. I was wrapped in a towel and placed in my bedroom for several hours until a neighbour came. My brain showed me how to remove my self from my body. I watched myself from the top bunk. Our brains are sooo powerful, once humans discover how to use more of our brain functions it will be amazing. The next big jump in technology will be consciousness driven.
@@liquidduck_ that’s a great question. I don’t know why I didn’t go further. Maybe some sort of tether to our physical bodies? I was also only 9. I truly believe the next greatest leap in space travel technology will be consciousness based. Our minds our amazing weapons and allies. The saying “believe in yourself” is the most underrated 3 words of our Millenia. Doubt is your greatest enemy. It sounds so cliche……
Considering the amount of urban legends and stories that each and every country has, I'd really love if Mr Ballen worked with translators from all over the world to bring more of these unique and rare stories to us... As a kid I got into native tales from my country and I think there's just something so special about them, I bet we're missing on countless new tales from all around the world 🙂!
omg YESS. I know of so many Jinn stories, and it would be amazing for Mr.Ballen to do a series on mysteries/tales from other countries, even local ones.
Having bounced back and forth from many of your older videos, you seem absolutely full of life these days. There is a stark difference between your earlier videos and this one. You mention your depression in your sponsorships on other videos, and it seems you are doing well. I’m glad to see that, and hope it continues to improve, for you and your family. Your videos have become part of my routines so thank you for taking the time to entertain us all.
Two Asian men rescued my little brother from drowning when we were kids. They claimed to have heard him from the car when passing a lake, but the distance doesn’t make sense at all because you can’t hear or see anyone from the road at that distance. Both of them as well as the car disappeared without a sound as soon as our mother turned her back to them.
@@dianawatton7570 that has been my mothers conviction since it happened. also weird how they found our house because my brother was way too young to know himself, and this was before the internet and smartphones etc
Some guy rescued my mom's friend and her children from a burning building from which there was no viable escape. The guy vanished as soon as they were safe and she never saw him again.
I bet you if you check where the Chinese men were at when they heard the screams you’d be able to hear the screams because sound is likely funneled up the road from the lake.
I love you, Mr Ballen, and I appreciate your and your team’s dedication and hard work. I also miss the amount of postings you used to make, but you have a life and a family, and you deserve to cherish that time. Thank you, and happy life!
I know the dudes hella busy so I'm not gonna give him flack for cutting down the videos per week. if anything good for him with all this amazing stuff he's been able to accomplish, but oh man do you rush through them fast. Every 2 months or so I'll pop in and listen to a bunch of new ones back to back
I live in South Africa where the nation is currently being bombarded with regular Government power cuts, leaving us all in literal darkness. Mr Ballen, your videos help me pass the time when this occurs and I can't thank you enough for the level of talent and entertainment you provide. Many thanks and love to you and everyone reading this ❤
@@Lou-Lou8343 they call it "Loadshedding". Basically we get no access to electricity for up to 10 hours per day. Businesses are suffering, along with universities...it's due to years of lack of maintenance by the ANC government for our only power supplier = Eskom (along with corruption within Eskom itself).
@@Lou-Lou8343 yeah what's up bro? it's sad to see what's been happening to my broers in prachtig Zuid-Afrika. hope you and your loved ones are safe, vriend.
I went on a business trip to Boise to meet a new business partner this week. Their entire office listens to you!! I think we talked about 20+ of our favorite stories!
I walked past some litter on the road 2 or 3 days ago. There was some writing on the packaging but I did not think to read it until I wrote this comment. There were also a few puddles I had to navigate past, how deep I do not know as I did not think to measure the depth up until now as I write this comment.
That once did happen to me but my story is even stranger and not one I usually share as it just sounds so crazy. I think I'm what some people call a walk-in as I woke up in a body I didn't recognize at all and the bodies house and kids, I didn't know. I didn't even know the name of this body and the bed I woke up in a believe was not the bed I had gone to sleep in.
@@tanyabrown9839I evoked the spirit as my former life was just dismal. The new me, fixed everything in my old life, kicked out the husband, lost 20kg and even started a business. People would say "I can't believe your the same person. I always feel like saying "we instead of I" when speaking of myself.
I'm so glad he's doing a paranormal one! I love the true crime, but the paranormal, especially hauntings and or possible portals, etc. are my favorites
This same thing happened to my sis a long time ago. She came home from work and went to take a nap before her kids got home from school and she woke up abt 7-10 miles away from her house in a Publix parking lot and didn’t have any idea how she got there.
Something similar happened here in the Philippines. The man was a street cleaner in my county, he decided to rest for a bit but when he woke up he is already in Mexico. Look it up.
I know that story... but the man was supposed to be a guard back in the 1600's. He went to sleep and then woke up in Mexico city. The inquisition jailed him but then released him when a sailor from Phillipines recognized him.
I’ve been listening to MrBallen every night on my farm while chopping wood alone in the dark, last night during one of the Canadian ufo videos, I saw 3 glowing orbs above my farm. Nothing crazy happened but I did feel as though listening to Mr Ballen somehow brought these orbs to me. They were hovering over me in triangular formation. I took pictures, that’s about it. I love this channel EDIT: I have uploaded a picture of the orbs as a post on my profile under the community tab
Yeah, that's the real question isn't it? 🤔 Is this stuff all true? And we only have to be open to it to recognize it? Or do our minds play tricks on us? Are we seeing, hearing, and feeling things that we interpret as "paranormal" ONLY because we are thinking about it? No one knows. I don't believe in anything else. Not anymore. I mean, I used to be religious but after a very long string of events, I finally had to determine there is no God or afterlife. That's not what I want! Don't get me wrong! I'd love to believe there's more to existence than just our short lives on this planet. When I watch movies, read books, or listen to podcasts like MrBallens, I may start seeing shadows or finding coincidences that make me wonder if my Dad is leaving me signs from Heaven. Did I really see those shadows around my Grandmother's bed the night before she died? Did I really see that large scary shadow in the corner of my last house every time I walked through that room? Did I really see those lights in the sky that were moving in those strange ways? Who knows? I sure dont. But maybe one day we can find out for sure... 🤷🏼♀️
I've seen 3 UFO's im my life but never who's operating them, i would have to see one for real to ever believe in aliens, for all i know they could remote controlled drones being operated by someone trying to deceive me which seem to be happening allot these days especially with my own government!
Poor man. I’m glad he got to live his own life and have a family. He’s probably around my grandmas age now. Thanks Mr.Ballen for the videos. You’re the best storyteller out there! ❤❤❤
It is so heartwarming and refreshing to see someone I consider so serious have such a hilarious, vibrant sense of humor! That Draft Kings segment caught me off guard 😅
The fact his fiancée broke up with him because of what happened is so sad. I understand why she felt the way she did, but he was working so hard to start a life with her, and because of something he had no control over, he ended up driving her away. I really hope he found someone better, because that’s seriously such a heartbreaking thing to do to someone.
If he was a good man he wouldn't want someone he loves being affected by what he was dealing with. If I knew I could be taken from my bedroom at any time and have no power to stop it.. I would remain single.
@@CordellPotts it only happened a few times, and never again. I wouldn't even say what happened is enough for you to stop viewing the person in the same way, as it wasn't enough to change him entirely, maybe just a couple of traumatic events. I can see how it could effect her, but again, it never happened again, so... at least just give the guy a chance. Still a horrible thing to do to someone who had nothing happening in their life, especially when you gave them meaning to their life.
What is the Origin of the “Seagull Lung” Meme? The Way that he says it is still hilarious, but I’m curious about how something so random managed to become a Regular Part of his Videos. 🤔
I rarely comment but I just have to say that the Seagull Lung ad was the funniest thing I've seen in ages! Being an Aussie I loved the blind kangaroo with vertigo, he topped the whole thing off. You're a genius Mr Ballen!! 🇦🇺🤣😂❤️
"Whats that? The Americans have confirmed the existence of Aliens?! We'll show them!" (The Chinese have just now confirmed the existence of paranormals) 😂
Thank you so much for putting your episodes on Spotify 😭 I work the night shift in a grocery store and I listen to podcasts literally my entire 8 hour shift and you’re my favorite!
Cool. Perhaps you should also try listening to the state of the nation and the world in terms of economy, and how this nation alone is facing the worst in many ways. Preparedness is always a good thing. I listen to this man here once in a while, but my focus is the future and what is coming. It's not good.
There was a strange thing that happened to me once where I woke up at my house and my car was gone. I assumed it was stolen and even have messages I sent to my work saying I have no idea what happened, but I think my car was stolen, and I needed a ride in to work... and my manager had said he already knew about it and would be sending someone to pick me up, I asked the guy that picked me up what the manager told him, and he said not really anything just that I needed a ride... later that day my step-dad had told me I was in a horrible accident the night before. My car was found totaled miles away from my house. Not only did I have no recollection of ever leaving my house the night before or any reason why I would have gone out in the first place, especially since i worked the next day, but no one was able to tell me how I got home, what had happened, nothing, all I could put together was a few stories that made no sense to me. One of my friends had said I called them frantically telling them I needed them to come to my house and help me, and they apparently did, but they said when they got there I just said I was fine and nothing had happened and they were even mad about it like I completely forgot I called them, like it was a prank or something, but said that I was acting very weird and didnt seem like I was making much sense. My manager said he got a call from someone he didn't know saying I would need a ride to work the next day cause I was in an accident but got no other information about what happened, and my step-dad who was called about the car being totalled was just told that it was found totaled on the highway and was towed somewhere, but also didn't know who called him. I still to this day have no memory of what happened, have not been able to piece together a story, and the only explanation was that I had gotten in my car and drove somewhere, got into an accident, got a concussion and somehow ended up at home... maybe by walking... the 14 miles back myself... in October in minnesota... and just can't remember cause the concussion wiped out the memory of it. The weirdest part was my friends that came over had said that I tild them that I didnt have my car and it was just gone and that's why I needed them to come to me, only when they got there, my car WAS outside just fine at that time, and AFTER they left, was when the actual accident must have happened. Still freaks me out to this day, and I haven't been able to make heads or tails of it. But this story certainly has a similar vibe to what I felt.
Do you have any beliefs about the afterlife? I have had some weird experiences and the most recent caused a “spiritual awakening” and I dealt with dark night of the soul. I think I’m finally coming out of it… maybe but anyway it kind of gave me this idea along the way that if there are multiple realities and dimensions then we could have overlapping lives or timelines so to speak. Where maybe if in one you die then the next alternate timeline experiences some kind of effect or idk I have other ideas about it but don’t want to go on and on. Just what if you collapse a particular timeline and aren’t supposed to remember anything in the alternates but somehow you did retain parts of it or the alternate timeline was changed somehow? Anyway just throwing the ideas out there. I hope someday, if it’s the best thing for you, that you get to know what happened to you. The easiest explanation is you’ve blocked it out due to emotional trauma or the brain experiencing a physical trauma caused damage to where the memories get stored. Hopefully your regular memory is doing great. My parents also had a similar story where they woke up one day and found their car was outside and totaled. Neither of them had any memory of the previous night. Supposedly. I was young at the time so I have no clue what could have happened.
@CrystalClear0777 You know, it's crazy that you say that, because ever since it happened I've had this eerie kind of feeling that something was just a little off about it, and I always had the same exact thought in the back of my mind... What if I did die that night and either because God decided I wasn't "done" yet, or maybe because the... energy?... of the soul continues on some way, I ended up shifting to another very similar... timeline, or dimension, or reality... whatever you want to call it, and now I'm living out the rest of my life there. I don't know, but it's a very strange situation. I tried looking for like police reports about it, and there was nothing so I'm guessing the cops didn't find me and bring me home or you'd think they would have towed the car and done a report, but that never happened... I called the only hospital near that area and was never admitted... and all I could put together was a strange timeline that doesn't even make sense in any order cause if I called my friends saying my car was gone and THEN they came and it was still there, but THEN the accident happened, how did I know about it beforehand, and who called my boss? Maybe the tow guy called my step-dad about the car, but they wouldn't have called my boss, and my step-dad said he didn't, and he said it wasn't me, it was just some guy, so maybe I asked my friend to do it... I have no idea, but all of it was just super weird.
@@TheBadStatic Wow, I can only imagine what it must feel like to have gone through that. Everyone else is moving on about life and you kind of have to do the same but you also have to live with this experience no one else can understand and that must feel strange. Can I ask how old you were when that happened and how much time has passed? I wonder if the towing company would have any record or anyone you could speak with about it. Even the police, about what would’ve been the regular process for an event like that? I live off a highway road in a strange spot where lots of people have wrecked over the years or run off the road. My husband and his family lived here when he was a teen for a short time and a teenage boy wrecked and died in the front yard. It’s crazy what we’ve been through on this piece of land. I think lots of souls have been “trapped” here, as crazy as that sounds... I can’t get into it all but I’ll tell you another thought I had. There’s an auto recycling place right down the road from me where they take cars that have been wrecked so lots of junked vehicles are just sitting. One day I had this thought about all the lost souls that could be attached to the cars they died in. I’m definitely on the same frequency with you about the idea of the souls journey and what happens if you’re not done. Once it occurred to me I couldn’t get it out of my mind and it’s how I understand life now. Btw just looked out the window and a tow truck drove past which made me wonder, did you try searching your cars VIN? Or talk to the insurance company?
Let’s say you didn’t get dropped into another timeline, you’re sure someone else didn’t take your car and do something with it? Somebody would know something. The insurance company knows something unless there wasn’t any insurance. Someone out there saw something. Idk man there’s definitely some clue out there. The local or state police know something or a towing company or insurance. For real. I’d look harder, check and see what the hell else went on in the days leading up to and after the events and check my VIN. Checking with friends and family too in case anyone else was involved and checking to see if anyone else was reported in accidents or missing the same date. Who knows! I hope you find peace with this.
I have several words to say. As a person who was born in USSR, which has determined a lot the inner rules of Comunist China, the "Deportation Center" is not for mentally ill or confused people. Otherwise it won't be named "Deportation". It can seem to you that it's quite a strong and harsh word for such institution. Untill you understand the true function of this center. It's not even Deportation Center, but the name is quite close to it's fuction. It's a place where people, who ran away from the vilage/town they where assigned to live by communists, where kept until the authorities decided, if you are just going home or going to jail, for braking the rule. There was no freedom of relocation, there was no freedom to move, and I think in some parts or for some categories of people in China there is still no such freedom. So the goverment desides where you live, how far from home you can go, if you can enter the cities of some size. And there is criminal responsibility for not living where the "official addres of prescription" is. So now Mr. Ballen might understand, why there was a telegram, why did it took so long, why parents haven't rushed to the city immidiatelly (they had a hope that even if this is their son they won't set him up. As well, it's not them who decided if they can go anywhere or not). That is why vilage didn't have roades other than one leading to rice farm where most of the village worked. There was no other purposes for this peoples' lifes in the eyes of the Comunist Party - live on one place and grow us rice. This is why no one in the vilage had a car, maybe ecept that vilage head, assigned by the CCP. Not even that they couldn't afford to have it. Even if they could - they won't be allowed to. You can now imagine, which talks hat guy had with his parents, with his girlfrend, with police and with other authorities, and with his neighbours as well))) But I understand why western people not quite get, what realy was going on, because they nither understand how huge the difference in reality is/was, not all of them even want to know, nor they can imaging, how much of the things they see as not a big point and granted, will just wanish if several small rules in the society whould change to opposite. You can go whereever you want or you can't go anywhere untill you are allowed makes a very big difference.
Thank you for taking the time to tell us these things. We need to know. There's a RUclips channel, China Fakes Everything, with David Zhang. It is really an education. I wonder if you or anyone else has an opinion about it?
@@KOOLBadger Thank you very much! We are free now, we have a war (I'm from Ukraine) but yet we are free! I hope we could fight back and win before there will be critical amount of losses of our soldiers. And don't give up your freedome. Because as for me personally, the western world is moving to the same structure that the USSR was. And it makes me quite sad. It's like you broke up from prison, only to find out all the free world out of it is turning to some kind of same prison.
@myste1973 I'm guessing that his paid advertiser wanted their ad to run today in order to get as many Super Bowl bets ran through them as possible. Just a guess.
I’ve been going through a lot the past years. Lost my mom in 2017, my step dad passed in September and my grandma just passed a few weeks ago, so your stories definitely help take my mind off the grief and thoughts going through my head and that’s a huge relief for me. Thank you for your stories and the time you take to do all of this.
So they brought him to a military base, turned him invisible, snuck him in & pushed him in a random office for no reason other than for him to be kicked out??? Hm 🤨
Maybe to understand how authorities on earth operate to non authority/civilians. If aliens were going to try and blend in and live among us, they would have to be random people that appear.
It’s cool to see how far Mr Ballen has come. I remember me and my buddies use to gather around my rack back in 2017 and watch your videos. I was the only one who had a solar panel charger for phones that actually worked so after whoring it out to whoever needed it most I used what was left of it to charge my phone and my entire platoon and I would gather around for story time with Mr Ballen. Good times man.
@@theturningtornados7402 oh yeah in my opinion he’s the best at what he does and there are a LOT of really good channels out there so that’s saying something. Not to mention how much stuff he puts out on so many different platforms. I don’t see how he doesn’t run himself ragged trying to keep up with the workload lol.
Your storytelling is so compelling and well-done that I use it to help teach my middle school students narrative writing. Kids tend to leave out descriptive details, and your videos include so much that they are perfect examples. Plus, we all enjoy your stories!!!
This story reminds me of a quote from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. A bowl of petunias spontaneously materializes above an alien planet. As it falls, the bowl of Petunias thinks "'Oh no, not again.' Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now." If we knew why these two aliens wanted to take this specific man from rural China on these trips, we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
You know, this recent slant toward UFO's and aliens being inter dimensional beings rather than from another planet far away, really explains this sort of encounter. Same as with the amazing capabilities of their vehicles. This story especially, is easily explained with travel via extra dimensions outside our perceptions.
yes!! and also the fact that "abduction" victims all have the common symptoms of not being able to remember what happened to them. if they're getting dragged into some other dimension they've never been in before, of course their brains wouldn't be able to process or even comprehend it so it doesn't get registered as a memory. somehow makes way more sense than the theory that aliens randomly have some sort of memory-wiping device or drug.
Imagine traveling across dimensions just to prank a random Chinese villager. Maybe this is how animals feel when we send them to a circus and make them do tricks? There are these Godlike beings with infinite power and for some reason all they seem to care about is getting you to balance a ball on your nose.
Intense and horrifying story. And you told it so well. Since you are friends with Dave Paulides, I believe, you have probably heard that strange story of the skier on the East Coast, who skied into the woods and woke up on the West Coast. I don't know the details, but this story you've just told reminded me again, that there's so much we don't yet know about the world. Good luck with all your new and great enterprises! Lynn in NYC
I read about that skier a year or two ago. I think he was a firefighter? And was skiing maybe in Upstate New York but ended up in Utah or Washington State? Do they have mountains to ski on in Washington? Wish I could recall the details.
Steven Kubacki went missing from Michigan in an area known as the Lake Michigan Triangle - he awoke 15 months later in a meadow in Pittsfield Mass, 720 mi away. He went as far as California and said he feels he did a lot of running, but remains unclear of what happened. He's alive currently
Thank you for the free access to your Podcast, John! I’m in Australia and have limited social access due to a chronic illness. You kept me company all day today. I’m guessing there’s many more days of Mr Ballen in my future, too. Very best wishes.
Hey there, also chronically ill and disabled housebound/bedbound person, hope you’re doing okay! Limited social access is a nightmare and can make life feel very lonely but I wanna let you know that this random mostly bedridden disabled woman from Scotland is keeping you company in spirit, wishing you all the love and happiness! For a house hobby I dunno if this would interest you, but I’ve taken up looking after plants (to the point I’m running out of window space!), they don’t have to be super fancy but some succulents are easy to care for and rather pretty, and I’ve put a bunch of bird feeders in the garden so I can keep myself amused watching all the different kinds of birds we get (also keeps my cat VERY happy)!
I notice that he steps up the "Seagull Lung" delivery in every video. Each time, I'm thinking, "okay, surely he can't possibly deliver that with more intense unhinged energy next time, this has got to be the limit, right?" And yet he does. Every time.
I knew a fellow from Corpus Christi who believed he was abducted. On 2 occasions he woke up a couple of blocks from his house, middle of the night, wearing only his boxer shorts. As time went on, he struggled to recall any thoughts or dreams he may have had on those nights, and he began to see images of what people today call the Grays.
@@jela9706 The Grays is the term used for the many reports of abduction by beings who are constantly described as gray in color, short, with elongated heads and large eyes. You'll probably find a drawing if you Google it.
I just want to say outside of the USA is so normal for children to live with their parents till marriage , parents don’t kick their children out at 18, and most children don’t want to leave at 18 either. Most even live together after marriage and if we don’t we respect the elderly and mostly our parents
So, sorry homie. Dogs don't live long enough for the human heart to keep them their whole lives. The hole left by the absence of the last dog never goes away, but when you are ready (take a year) get a puppy. Understand the puppy will not replace your last dog, but he'll fill needs that are no longer being met. Eventually the painful hole gets replaced with a sort of sad fond recollection of the best friend you had last decade, while the new guy carves out a different similarly shaped place in your heart. No one loves you quite like your own dog. Don't let this pain allow you live a life without that love
I remember back in like 2010/2011 a man from my small community got “lost” and was mysteriously found about 400 Km away in ANOTHER STATE. He had no idea how he got there nor did he remember any details before he eventually woke up and realized he was in a totally different place. It’s weird and there’s literally no logical explanation for it.
agreed. China treats its citizens pretty bad, so one that "broke into" a military base wouldnt live, in my opinion. Unless someone higher up knew how he got in there and what was going on. @@erizfolkz31
Oh my god this almost made me cry, this podcast was my go-to when I struggled a lot with anxiety and I was so sad when it was removed from Spotify. (Amazon music is not available in my country) THANK YOU!!!!!!
A question I ask myself, just about every time I sit down and enjoy your stories, is how do you stay so humble? Within 3 years you have 8.5 MILLION subscribers. And we're not JuSt subscribers, but loving fans. You're just a really interesting human being and it inspires me how down to earth you seem to be. God bless you and your whole family!
you're honestly the best. You have so much empathy and I love that you understand these aren't just stories but horrible things that happen to real people. @@MrBallen
I have been watching Mr. Ballen since the days of 100k subscribed. I'm happy for him and his family. He is a Navy Seal veteran who saw combat. THANK YOU MR. BALLEN FOR YOUR SERVICE AND THE GREAT STORYTELLING.🎉😊
Mr Ballen, you have to be your kids #1 fans. I can imagine you doing these skits of your characters have them laughing and begging for just one more Dad before bed time. lol! My kids are all adults now so please enjoy this while you can because there will come a day that they will have friends and boyfriends that will take up all their time. It is what it is sadly! I still miss my precious kids when they looked up to me and nobody can make them smile and love me anywhere in the world more than them. Take many videos to reflect back so when you start missing them you will have something to cherish.
I was watching this and thinking the same thing tonight. His kids are so lucky. I also love how absolutely unhinged his ads are. Shows his goofy, fun-loving humour. I’d be begging for OL’ SEAGUL LUNG to make an appearance every night. 😂
*THANK YOU* John ❤- as someone who has been a fan/subscriber since the *beginning* - and is on disability - I really couldn't afford to listen. not sure what exact video saw first, cause quickly binged ALL content - includling tiktok - (wow - 3 years ago!) - you complete *DESERVE* - wow 8.53 MILLION subs - all your success ❤
My God where does he find these stories! Im a day one listener and Mr.B is by far the best at his craft, there's not even a close second! I can never get enough of these stories!
I loved missing 411 and wish I could find more of them. I listen to Mr Ballen on RUclips and Amazon music but can't get into the other podcasts his company has out. Bed time stories the guy's vice drives me crazy and I can't listen to him for more than a few minutes before I have to turn him off. Run fool is really good though and the narrator is a lot like MrB in the way he tells the stories.
Just here to say you have so much respect for also sharing other Podcaster in your information box! I follow Rottwn Mango religiously. To see it on top of the list was so cool!
You KNOW his kids must get THE BEST bedtime stories from their dad! if I was a young kid and had a friend who's dad told the best stories like this I'd want to spend the night as often as I could, lol it doesn't matter what the story would be about, it'd be guaranteed to be entertaining for sure! Even the ads that Mr.Ballen does, and even though they aren't "strange, dark, and mysterious" they are always ALWAYS super entertaining and guaranteed to make you laugh! Bedtime stories from books aren't ever as good as the stories parents make up.. and goodness you KNOW he must come up with some good ones! The kind of stories that will help give his kids something fun to think about as they go to sleep and likley help influence some really fun dreams
i know it takes a long time for the entire process and i am always grateful for another video but i do miss the days of never running out of Mr ballen, i was joining this channels journey as he was wrapping up the missing 411 cases which is by far my favorite collection he has made and i have just wanted more since as it has become more scarce
Thank you Mr Ballen! You still serve and protect our country daily. I know people keep commenting on how they miss 4 -5 time a week videos and please know we're very grateful to have to one day a week. You keep on dedicating your life to your beautiful family and taking the time to be an amazing daddy and husband and for the generosity of all the charities that founded and backing and helping other channels grow. I love "RUN FOOL!" He's funny asf!
@@seviathanvoneldritch4284telling people to shut up for having a view point is worse than people bringing up old Mr. Ballen. How about we relax and be kind. That’s what Ballen would want us to do. I know that for a fact
I live in Hong Kong where there are a lot of mountainous islands. Less common now but it used to be pretty common for elderly people to be one side of a mountain range and be found on another side in the morning which would only be possible with a long, gruelling hike in 28 degree heat.
@@martyismay Maybe like five or six years ago. I think the last weird case was an off duty policeman who was hiking that called 999 to say he was lost and gave the reference of a way marker. However the way marker doesn't exist and the way he described the weather was different to the weather on the day. He has never been found.
It's things like this that support the idea that it's not extra terrestrial, but extra-dimensional visitors. IDK what I believe, but the thought of being on a hiking trail, calling for emergency services, and them not having heard of the marker I've referenced is terrifying. @@scan4332
I just want there to be one time when the (high pitched transition music clip) happens but Ballen is just totally calm and he is like "Wait chill, I'm not gonna do it, you dont have to tense up and get ready to skip"
1:02 that is awesome!!! Thank you for opening up your content again!! It seemed like even when I paid for subscriptions on the other platforms there was always commercials. It really disrupts the experience so I would always go back to RUclips…. You are truly talented and a life saving distraction from all the craziness of the day!!
Mr. Ballen I’m new to your channel. You have a new subscriber. I’m a fan of the strange, dark, and mysterious delivered in story format!!! I’ll be spreading the word!! 🙌
I subscribed from the early days of your channel n you have never looked back since then . You are one person who deserves all the social media followers.
Mr. Ballen you are definitely the best hands down at telling stories. I want to thank you for your service and helping keep America free.God Bless you and your family
Thank you for bringing the podcast back to Spotify!! I had literally got Spotify back for your podcast and then had to stop listening once you made the move (other than the weekend episodes). I’ve got so much to catch up on now, and more stuff to listen to during lunch
From South Africa - I just found you and now I'm bing listening while I work. Thank you for a highly entertaining show - You are a Master storyteller with a very easy voice to listen to. Thank YOU.
This happen in My Country in Indonesia, in about 2015, in a village called Bayem Village, Kasembon, there's a man gone missing for several days, he sure that 2 other people holding his shoulder just to bring him for a walk in several minutes, but the other people can not see him although they're passing by... finally the people find him near the forest area near the City of Malang
Hanna upp in America went missing 3 times. Her 3rd was her final. She never had any idea how or why she ended up where she did. This is rare and fascinating. I suffer from hemiplegic migraines and lose memory. It frightens me.
That sounds so similar to Huang’s story. I’m sure there are more incidents throughout the world we haven’t heard of. I imagine the people taken don’t really want to talk about it for fear of being ostracized, like Huang was. I wonder if it happens mostly in isolated or rural areas?
Bayern Village? Are there living a lot of folks with Bavarian roots? Bayern is literally the German name for Bavaria (which is of course a German state).
I don’t get the chance to listen to every episode, but I feel strongly that your TV career is forthcoming. You have the looks and a flare for the dramatic. Your acting chops in your recitations are terrific and just keep getting better. I smell an Emmy.
Nobody watches TV anymore tho... Maybe Netflix? but idk i like it how it is. He could easily hire his own crew and do it just as good if not better. RUclips is the new TV
Seriously though. Nobody is a better story teller than Jon Ballen. He's talented, humble and seems to be kind and caring. His level of success is vast and warranted. Big things are still to come too.
This happens to me 5 times a week. I go to bed, and wake up at this place called job. I have no recollection of how I got there or why. Nor do I recall what I do while I’m there…
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Lmfao sad but true!!
Best comment! ❤
In a few weeks you will meet a man named Tyler Durden and start a Fight Club... don't worry this is normal.
lol, the side of adulting that we don't like but know we have to do
My husband and I watched you together. He passed last year and I havnt missed a video yet. I feel like we are still watching together. ♡ love your stories. Always entertaining ❤ stay safe and thank you
That's so sweet and sad😢.I'm sorry you are going through this.
he will always be with you
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He will always be with you 😁. Open your mind to that fact and you should experience signs that will definitely confirm this 👍
And you are still watching together, I lost my fiancé last year So I inner stand. And I know she is still with me. Sending love and light
I work healthcare in a long-term facility and I have an older resident who watches you on there tablet, I now spend about 30 minutes to an hour watching with them lol I love it.
This is so wholesome thanks for sharing
Ah, so that's why my pts don't get their vitals taken
their
*their tablet
@@alittlecreepywhenyouu wanna kukie?
I had a patient as a pediatric special needs nurse and they told me that has couldn’t see. He was born with cerebral palsy, but I went ahead and got him a tablet to watch you and he looked at you and tracked you with his eyes. Thank you cause he was non verbal and he loved hearing your voice. Im disabled now because of a rare autoimmune condition called guillain barre and I had septic shock. It made me paralyzed for a year so that ended my career because I can’t do bedside nursing anymore. I dunno what to do. Thank you though cause no one believed me until they saw themselves.
Just keep pushing forward. The human body is extremely resilient. You could recover. There is always a way. ❤
@@CosmicBeing538yes! Don't let them convince you it can't happen.
Investigate dll suggested treatments, GuillonnBarr has had a recent uptick in cases since COVID, and pharma just "happened to have" new treatments that need human trials. Same as with other side effects of "COVID"
I have Epstein Barr since at least 18 MONTHS OLD. I'm 58.
The best healing I've ever had same from me believing innate telling me how to cope and nurture myself while docs gave me stuff that caused horrible relapses.. I was a guinnie pig for 23 years before it finally got a name for diagnosis. FIBROMYOSITIS, now called Fibromyalgia . After my first birth left me paralyzed the or a few months from pelvic trauma. And randomly, the doc was not mine but stepped in forine to attend a seminar on same.. and this doc!.. was the lead study physician at Harvard Medical School that just finalized the ten year study to find out and name fibromyalgia/ chronic fatigue.
My mom had it also, and today it is theorized she had exposure while pregnant and it passed through the placenta to me during chem an bioweapon research and testing (1964 to 1973) on unknown public.. and much of my research resembles the "COVID" research..
I did a lot of homeothopy, naturopath and I'm at, meditation biofeedback thought behavioral techniques. Food! Organic only! No prepackaged or fast food, with added ingredients,,, (mcDs fries have 11 ingredients!!! )
All keep body from its natural state of healing.
Begin basic exercises everyday no matter how small your progress.
Re-phoenix yourself back up into full health.
I’m really proud of you for pushing on, nobody understands the absolute devastation of living with an autoimmune disease. Things will get better in ways you never expected.
I pray that you will receive a miraculous healing in Jesus Christ name.
A good friend of mine showed me your videos. He passed away last year. Now it’s a ritual every week. Thank you for your story telling abilities
That’s really sad. RIP too your Friend, my condolences!
Have fun with your fairy tales.
Interesting..... I have a few friends that might be interested in this work of fiction. Do you own the rights? Are you the original author?@groundhog3843
lmaoo that was cold, let the man believe in what he wants to believe@@e4m7g6
This guy is either stupid or a liar. His video on Dyatlov pass is bs.
who remembers the good times when he used to post 3-4 times a week 😢
And then there was “Four, even five days a week” 😭😭😭
I knoww i really wish he would i love his videos so much
Even 5…
I do miss 2020 Mr ballen sometimes 😔
I think the decisions he made are healthier for him and his family.
I was a front desk person at hotel congress here in Tucson az. One of the nights at midnight I got a call from one of the rooms. They use an old telephone board where you would plug into each line to call to the rooms or out. Anyway the room that called me no one had access to and the room had been locked . Had security go up and check do to us being downtown. Came back and said no one was in the room and nothing had been moved. We called it an accident and continued. Then I got another call from the same room.. again had security go check it out and again no one was there nothing had been moved and was still a locked door. The last thing to happen that night was when security was outside on the patio he noticed that the same room we had been receiving calls from had the room lights on. He ran in told me then ran up stairs to find no one there. After that nothing happened. It had felt for the rest of my time there that someone was watching me from the top of the stairs trying to get me to go up there but I never did…..
Why didn't you answer the phone
I love that hotel
I believe this story 1000%. My brain saved me when I was a 9 yr old girl. I had burned off over 65% of my skin. I was wrapped in a towel and placed in my bedroom for several hours until a neighbour came. My brain showed me how to remove my self from my body. I watched myself from the top bunk. Our brains are sooo powerful, once humans discover how to use more of our brain functions it will be amazing. The next big jump in technology will be consciousness driven.
@@chelsey4188whyd you go to the top bunk for though?
@@liquidduck_ that’s a great question. I don’t know why I didn’t go further. Maybe some sort of tether to our physical bodies? I was also only 9. I truly believe the next greatest leap in space travel technology will be consciousness based. Our minds our amazing weapons and allies. The saying “believe in yourself” is the most underrated 3 words of our Millenia. Doubt is your greatest enemy. It sounds so cliche……
Wong had a heck of a bender for his bachelor party. My man Wong. You are a legend.
So you don’t believe this story?
Yeah. Wong is full of shit 😂
Considering the amount of urban legends and stories that each and every country has, I'd really love if Mr Ballen worked with translators from all over the world to bring more of these unique and rare stories to us... As a kid I got into native tales from my country and I think there's just something so special about them, I bet we're missing on countless new tales from all around the world 🙂!
That's a really good idea, I hope he sees your comment.
I like that idea as well! Brilliant!
Omg what a Great Idea!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
Incredible idea! 💯 % agree!
omg YESS. I know of so many Jinn stories, and it would be amazing for Mr.Ballen to do a series on mysteries/tales from other countries, even local ones.
Having bounced back and forth from many of your older videos, you seem absolutely full of life these days. There is a stark difference between your earlier videos and this one. You mention your depression in your sponsorships on other videos, and it seems you are doing well. I’m glad to see that, and hope it continues to improve, for you and your family. Your videos have become part of my routines so thank you for taking the time to entertain us all.
Two Asian men rescued my little brother from drowning when we were kids. They claimed to have heard him from the car when passing a lake, but the distance doesn’t make sense at all because you can’t hear or see anyone from the road at that distance. Both of them as well as the car disappeared without a sound as soon as our mother turned her back to them.
These were angels that saved your brother.
@@dianawatton7570 that has been my mothers conviction since it happened. also weird how they found our house because my brother was way too young to know himself, and this was before the internet and smartphones etc
@@dianawatton7570or asian men just have magical commuting powers
Some guy rescued my mom's friend and her children from a burning building from which there was no viable escape. The guy vanished as soon as they were safe and she never saw him again.
I bet you if you check where the Chinese men were at when they heard the screams you’d be able to hear the screams because sound is likely funneled up the road from the lake.
I love you, Mr Ballen, and I appreciate your and your team’s dedication and hard work. I also miss the amount of postings you used to make, but you have a life and a family, and you deserve to cherish that time. Thank you, and happy life!
Anyone else completely stop watching Mrballen videos for a few months on purpose and then come back with so many new videos to watch 😊
I do so. Then I can listen in bulk.
All the time he doesnt post as much as he use to so it just became the only choice gotta stop for about 3 4 weeks and come back to double digit videos
I know the dudes hella busy so I'm not gonna give him flack for cutting down the videos per week. if anything good for him with all this amazing stuff he's been able to accomplish, but oh man do you rush through them fast. Every 2 months or so I'll pop in and listen to a bunch of new ones back to back
Tbh I only watch him randomly on Snapchat, so finding his RUclips is like a treasure grove of vids to watch
I JUST DID THAT. ON PURPOSE!
I live in South Africa where the nation is currently being bombarded with regular Government power cuts, leaving us all in literal darkness. Mr Ballen, your videos help me pass the time when this occurs and I can't thank you enough for the level of talent and entertainment you provide. Many thanks and love to you and everyone reading this ❤
Why are they shutting off the power? What’s going on?
@@Lou-Lou8343 they call it "Loadshedding". Basically we get no access to electricity for up to 10 hours per day. Businesses are suffering, along with universities...it's due to years of lack of maintenance by the ANC government for our only power supplier = Eskom (along with corruption within Eskom itself).
@@Lou-Lou8343 Because they are deeply corrupt and useless and cant manage the economy despite having incredible and abundant natural resources.
@@Lou-Lou8343 yeah what's up bro? it's sad to see what's been happening to my broers in prachtig Zuid-Afrika. hope you and your loved ones are safe, vriend.
Stay safe out there good sir.
When the ufo driver says fk it, just drop this dude wherever 😂😂😂
That’s exactly what I was thinking lol, then those 2 mystery men were like ok guess we gotta clean up the driver’s mess and bring this guy home 🙄
🤣
*Aight he's close enough to home. Drop his ass off* 💀
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 what a "trip"
25:17 What a GREAT relief. Someone did agree to marry him and bear his kids.😢😢😢😢😢😢🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😊😊😊😊😊 AND grandkids.😮😮😮😮
I went on a business trip to Boise to meet a new business partner this week. Their entire office listens to you!! I think we talked about 20+ of our favorite stories!
Don't all Americans listen,?😅
I walked past some litter on the road 2 or 3 days ago. There was some writing on the packaging but I did not think to read it until I wrote this comment. There were also a few puddles I had to navigate past, how deep I do not know as I did not think to measure the depth up until now as I write this comment.
@@crystaldawn9255 over here in Canada too
I can only imagine the fear from being so disoriented from waking up in random unfamiliar places
That once did happen to me but my story is even stranger and not one I usually share as it just sounds so crazy. I think I'm what some people call a walk-in as I woke up in a body I didn't recognize at all and the bodies house and kids, I didn't know. I didn't even know the name of this body and the bed I woke up in a believe was not the bed I had gone to sleep in.
@@tanyabrown9839 yep keep that to yourself, people would be right thinking crazy.
He didn't owe us!
Happened to me as a kid multiple times. Sleep walking...
@@tanyabrown9839I evoked the spirit as my former life was just dismal. The new me, fixed everything in my old life, kicked out the husband, lost 20kg and even started a business. People would say "I can't believe your the same person.
I always feel like saying "we instead of I" when speaking of myself.
I'm so glad he's doing a paranormal one! I love the true crime, but the paranormal, especially hauntings and or possible portals, etc. are my favorites
Same here.. and I think a lot of fans will agree with that. ✨
Haha, the "men in white" 😎
True, juwt dreaming about that Isekai
Same
This same thing happened to my sis a long time ago. She came home from work and went to take a nap before her kids got home from school and she woke up abt 7-10 miles away from her house in a Publix parking lot and didn’t have any idea how she got there.
geez that is strange
That's not even close to the same thing.
whoaaa 😮
@@Zaiqahalhow is it not she went to sleep and woke up somewhere else. The same thing that happened to huang.
@@bobbykazekage9461 😂😂 I didn’t even respond to that comment, they clearly missed the assignment 😂
Something similar happened here in the Philippines. The man was a street cleaner in my county, he decided to rest for a bit but when he woke up he is already in Mexico. Look it up.
I’m searching google but can’t find it
@@cameronbennett4762that’s because they’re lying
I know that story... but the man was supposed to be a guard back in the 1600's. He went to sleep and then woke up in Mexico city. The inquisition jailed him but then released him when a sailor from Phillipines recognized him.
@@cameronbennett4762 Here... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1593_transported_soldier_legend
@@cameronbennett4762search Gil Perez teleportation story ..
I’ve been listening to MrBallen every night on my farm while chopping wood alone in the dark, last night during one of the Canadian ufo videos, I saw 3 glowing orbs above my farm. Nothing crazy happened but I did feel as though listening to Mr Ballen somehow brought these orbs to me. They were hovering over me in triangular formation. I took pictures, that’s about it. I love this channel
EDIT: I have uploaded a picture of the orbs as a post on my profile under the community tab
MrBallen has a way of stirring up the energy like that. ❤
Sounds like aliens :0 maybe. That's amazing
They wanted to hear MrBallen too.😅
Yeah, that's the real question isn't it? 🤔
Is this stuff all true? And we only have to be open to it to recognize it?
Or do our minds play tricks on us? Are we seeing, hearing, and feeling things that we interpret as "paranormal" ONLY because we are thinking about it?
No one knows. I don't believe in anything else. Not anymore. I mean, I used to be religious but after a very long string of events, I finally had to determine there is no God or afterlife.
That's not what I want! Don't get me wrong! I'd love to believe there's more to existence than just our short lives on this planet.
When I watch movies, read books, or listen to podcasts like MrBallens, I may start seeing shadows or finding coincidences that make me wonder if my Dad is leaving me signs from Heaven.
Did I really see those shadows around my Grandmother's bed the night before she died? Did I really see that large scary shadow in the corner of my last house every time I walked through that room? Did I really see those lights in the sky that were moving in those strange ways?
Who knows? I sure dont.
But maybe one day we can find out for sure... 🤷🏼♀️
I've seen 3 UFO's im my life but never who's operating them, i would have to see one for real to ever believe in aliens, for all i know they could remote controlled drones being operated by someone trying to deceive me which seem to be happening allot these days especially with my own government!
Poor man. I’m glad he got to live his own life and have a family. He’s probably around my grandmas age now. Thanks Mr.Ballen for the videos. You’re the best storyteller out there! ❤❤❤
What year was this? I must have missed it
@@661sInfamous 1970 something
@@661sInfamous According to this video, this story happened in the 1970s.
i feel the same way,@bluetulip9297! he is now child and grandchild that is the best news!
It is so heartwarming and refreshing to see someone I consider so serious have such a hilarious, vibrant sense of humor! That Draft Kings segment caught me off guard 😅
The fact his fiancée broke up with him because of what happened is so sad. I understand why she felt the way she did, but he was working so hard to start a life with her, and because of something he had no control over, he ended up driving her away. I really hope he found someone better, because that’s seriously such a heartbreaking thing to do to someone.
The aliens drove her away lol.
If he was a good man he wouldn't want someone he loves being affected by what he was dealing with.
If I knew I could be taken from my bedroom at any time and have no power to stop it..
I would remain single.
@@CordellPotts it only happened a few times, and never again. I wouldn't even say what happened is enough for you to stop viewing the person in the same way, as it wasn't enough to change him entirely, maybe just a couple of traumatic events. I can see how it could effect her, but again, it never happened again, so... at least just give the guy a chance. Still a horrible thing to do to someone who had nothing happening in their life, especially when you gave them meaning to their life.
@@CordellPotts autistic take, and obviously from someone who's probably never been in a relationship with anybody.
At the end it says he did have a kid so he found someone
The sheer level of chaotic energy put into every single "sEAgUll LUNG" never fails to absolutely send me 😆
yep.. he hits “seagull lung” harder than we all hit the like button 😂
I’m naming my pet frog Lungy now 😂
Yes! 😂😂😂
It cracks me up every time and to see him laugh after saying it. XD When we all know how ridiculous it is but you can't help but love it.
What is the Origin of the “Seagull Lung” Meme?
The Way that he says it is still hilarious, but I’m curious about how something so random managed to become a Regular Part of his Videos. 🤔
I rarely comment but I just have to say that the Seagull Lung ad was the funniest thing I've seen in ages! Being an Aussie I loved the blind kangaroo with vertigo, he topped the whole thing off. You're a genius Mr Ballen!! 🇦🇺🤣😂❤️
"Whats that? The Americans have confirmed the existence of Aliens?! We'll show them!" (The Chinese have just now confirmed the existence of paranormals) 😂
Thank you so much for putting your episodes on Spotify 😭 I work the night shift in a grocery store and I listen to podcasts literally my entire 8 hour shift and you’re my favorite!
Yes I'm so glad they're back! I was devastated when he moved to Amazon! This is great news!
Cool. Perhaps you should also try listening to the state of the nation and the world in terms of economy, and how this nation alone is facing the worst in many ways. Preparedness is always a good thing. I listen to this man here once in a while, but my focus is the future and what is coming. It's not good.
@@paulv2394 Paul you don't know what other podcasts people listen to, sit down
So you suck at your job ...
enjoy the looney bin@@paulv2394
There was a strange thing that happened to me once where I woke up at my house and my car was gone. I assumed it was stolen and even have messages I sent to my work saying I have no idea what happened, but I think my car was stolen, and I needed a ride in to work... and my manager had said he already knew about it and would be sending someone to pick me up, I asked the guy that picked me up what the manager told him, and he said not really anything just that I needed a ride... later that day my step-dad had told me I was in a horrible accident the night before. My car was found totaled miles away from my house. Not only did I have no recollection of ever leaving my house the night before or any reason why I would have gone out in the first place, especially since i worked the next day, but no one was able to tell me how I got home, what had happened, nothing, all I could put together was a few stories that made no sense to me.
One of my friends had said I called them frantically telling them I needed them to come to my house and help me, and they apparently did, but they said when they got there I just said I was fine and nothing had happened and they were even mad about it like I completely forgot I called them, like it was a prank or something, but said that I was acting very weird and didnt seem like I was making much sense.
My manager said he got a call from someone he didn't know saying I would need a ride to work the next day cause I was in an accident but got no other information about what happened, and my step-dad who was called about the car being totalled was just told that it was found totaled on the highway and was towed somewhere, but also didn't know who called him.
I still to this day have no memory of what happened, have not been able to piece together a story, and the only explanation was that I had gotten in my car and drove somewhere, got into an accident, got a concussion and somehow ended up at home... maybe by walking... the 14 miles back myself... in October in minnesota... and just can't remember cause the concussion wiped out the memory of it.
The weirdest part was my friends that came over had said that I tild them that I didnt have my car and it was just gone and that's why I needed them to come to me, only when they got there, my car WAS outside just fine at that time, and AFTER they left, was when the actual accident must have happened.
Still freaks me out to this day, and I haven't been able to make heads or tails of it. But this story certainly has a similar vibe to what I felt.
Do you have any beliefs about the afterlife? I have had some weird experiences and the most recent caused a “spiritual awakening” and I dealt with dark night of the soul. I think I’m finally coming out of it… maybe but anyway it kind of gave me this idea along the way that if there are multiple realities and dimensions then we could have overlapping lives or timelines so to speak. Where maybe if in one you die then the next alternate timeline experiences some kind of effect or idk I have other ideas about it but don’t want to go on and on. Just what if you collapse a particular timeline and aren’t supposed to remember anything in the alternates but somehow you did retain parts of it or the alternate timeline was changed somehow? Anyway just throwing the ideas out there. I hope someday, if it’s the best thing for you, that you get to know what happened to you. The easiest explanation is you’ve blocked it out due to emotional trauma or the brain experiencing a physical trauma caused damage to where the memories get stored. Hopefully your regular memory is doing great.
My parents also had a similar story where they woke up one day and found their car was outside and totaled. Neither of them had any memory of the previous night. Supposedly. I was young at the time so I have no clue what could have happened.
@CrystalClear0777 You know, it's crazy that you say that, because ever since it happened I've had this eerie kind of feeling that something was just a little off about it, and I always had the same exact thought in the back of my mind... What if I did die that night and either because God decided I wasn't "done" yet, or maybe because the... energy?... of the soul continues on some way, I ended up shifting to another very similar... timeline, or dimension, or reality... whatever you want to call it, and now I'm living out the rest of my life there. I don't know, but it's a very strange situation. I tried looking for like police reports about it, and there was nothing so I'm guessing the cops didn't find me and bring me home or you'd think they would have towed the car and done a report, but that never happened... I called the only hospital near that area and was never admitted... and all I could put together was a strange timeline that doesn't even make sense in any order cause if I called my friends saying my car was gone and THEN they came and it was still there, but THEN the accident happened, how did I know about it beforehand, and who called my boss? Maybe the tow guy called my step-dad about the car, but they wouldn't have called my boss, and my step-dad said he didn't, and he said it wasn't me, it was just some guy, so maybe I asked my friend to do it... I have no idea, but all of it was just super weird.
You must have come from another dimension. They say when we die we just shift to another reality.
@@TheBadStatic Wow, I can only imagine what it must feel like to have gone through that. Everyone else is moving on about life and you kind of have to do the same but you also have to live with this experience no one else can understand and that must feel strange.
Can I ask how old you were when that happened and how much time has passed?
I wonder if the towing company would have any record or anyone you could speak with about it. Even the police, about what would’ve been the regular process for an event like that?
I live off a highway road in a strange spot where lots of people have wrecked over the years or run off the road. My husband and his family lived here when he was a teen for a short time and a teenage boy wrecked and died in the front yard. It’s crazy what we’ve been through on this piece of land. I think lots of souls have been “trapped” here, as crazy as that sounds... I can’t get into it all but I’ll tell you another thought I had. There’s an auto recycling place right down the road from me where they take cars that have been wrecked so lots of junked vehicles are just sitting. One day I had this thought about all the lost souls that could be attached to the cars they died in.
I’m definitely on the same frequency with you about the idea of the souls journey and what happens if you’re not done. Once it occurred to me I couldn’t get it out of my mind and it’s how I understand life now.
Btw just looked out the window and a tow truck drove past which made me wonder, did you try searching your cars VIN? Or talk to the insurance company?
Let’s say you didn’t get dropped into another timeline, you’re sure someone else didn’t take your car and do something with it? Somebody would know something. The insurance company knows something unless there wasn’t any insurance. Someone out there saw something. Idk man there’s definitely some clue out there. The local or state police know something or a towing company or insurance. For real. I’d look harder, check and see what the hell else went on in the days leading up to and after the events and check my VIN. Checking with friends and family too in case anyone else was involved and checking to see if anyone else was reported in accidents or missing the same date. Who knows! I hope you find peace with this.
You should start doing the hidden little picture challenge again I miss those!
Those were really fun!
I remember trying to find the thumb! Wow, that was a long time ago!! 😂❤
That's how I got hooked!!!
easter egg!
Agreed
I have several words to say.
As a person who was born in USSR, which has determined a lot the inner rules of Comunist China, the "Deportation Center" is not for mentally ill or confused people.
Otherwise it won't be named "Deportation".
It can seem to you that it's quite a strong and harsh word for such institution. Untill you understand the true function of this center.
It's not even Deportation Center, but the name is quite close to it's fuction.
It's a place where people, who ran away from the vilage/town they where assigned to live by communists, where kept until the authorities decided, if you are just going home or going to jail, for braking the rule.
There was no freedom of relocation, there was no freedom to move, and I think in some parts or for some categories of people in China there is still no such freedom.
So the goverment desides where you live, how far from home you can go, if you can enter the cities of some size. And there is criminal responsibility for not living where the "official addres of prescription" is.
So now Mr. Ballen might understand, why there was a telegram, why did it took so long, why parents haven't rushed to the city immidiatelly (they had a hope that even if this is their son they won't set him up. As well, it's not them who decided if they can go anywhere or not).
That is why vilage didn't have roades other than one leading to rice farm where most of the village worked. There was no other purposes for this peoples' lifes in the eyes of the Comunist Party - live on one place and grow us rice.
This is why no one in the vilage had a car, maybe ecept that vilage head, assigned by the CCP. Not even that they couldn't afford to have it. Even if they could - they won't be allowed to.
You can now imagine, which talks hat guy had with his parents, with his girlfrend, with police and with other authorities, and with his neighbours as well)))
But I understand why western people not quite get, what realy was going on, because they nither understand how huge the difference in reality is/was, not all of them even want to know, nor they can imaging, how much of the things they see as not a big point and granted, will just wanish if several small rules in the society whould change to opposite.
You can go whereever you want or you can't go anywhere untill you are allowed makes a very big difference.
Im soory. I have been free all my life of 60 years. I am born american. My family has been here in Chicago for 200 years.
Power sucks, absolutely..😢🫂
Thank you for taking the time to tell us these things. We need to know. There's a RUclips channel, China Fakes Everything, with David Zhang. It is really an education. I wonder if you or anyone else has an opinion about it?
@@ElizaJ42 agree w him
@@ElizaJ42Will check it! Thank you very much for your responce.
@@KOOLBadger Thank you very much! We are free now, we have a war (I'm from Ukraine) but yet we are free!
I hope we could fight back and win before there will be critical amount of losses of our soldiers.
And don't give up your freedome. Because as for me personally, the western world is moving to the same structure that the USSR was.
And it makes me quite sad. It's like you broke up from prison, only to find out all the free world out of it is turning to some kind of same prison.
I’m sure Mr. Ballen did a Saturday upload this week because the Superbowl is tomorrow.
I'd have listened to it anyway.
@myste1973
I'm guessing that his paid advertiser wanted their ad to run today in order to get as many Super Bowl bets ran through them as possible.
Just a guess.
He said he was so excited for The Big Announcement( his podcast being on all platforms! For free!!) He didn't want to wait until sunday😂
Ooooo😮 u are right. Hm, good thinking. 😊
Or, because today is Chinese New Year!
You know there was an alien prank show that played a laugh track every time wong woke up in a new place. 🤣🤣🤣
LOL love it
Wong was on the Rick and Morty TV show How Did I Get Here?
Lmao imagine its like Impractical Jokers. "Alright now sneak Wong into China's Division Headquarters."
Welcome back to pranking Earthlings! 😂
It's just a prank bro
I’ve been going through a lot the past years. Lost my mom in 2017, my step dad passed in September and my grandma just passed a few weeks ago, so your stories definitely help take my mind off the grief and thoughts going through my head and that’s a huge relief for me. Thank you for your stories and the time you take to do all of this.
I'm sorry for your loss 😥
Maybe changing dumb name and wasting less time on internet would help you more brainless people
May god help and bless you
I agree and had many losses as well lately but some of his stories are not easy to stomach and can be unbelievably horrific.
Praying right now. I'm so sorry sweetheart 😢
So they brought him to a military base, turned him invisible, snuck him in & pushed him in a random office for no reason other than for him to be kicked out??? Hm 🤨
They like to do a bit of trolling
@theoddone2675 must've been a funny joke
Seems to check out, what's so confusing?
Would make a good anime plot
Maybe to understand how authorities on earth operate to non authority/civilians. If aliens were going to try and blend in and live among us, they would have to be random people that appear.
It’s cool to see how far Mr Ballen has come. I remember me and my buddies use to gather around my rack back in 2017 and watch your videos. I was the only one who had a solar panel charger for phones that actually worked so after whoring it out to whoever needed it most I used what was left of it to charge my phone and my entire platoon and I would gather around for story time with Mr Ballen. Good times man.
your rack? as in your boobs?
I Binged him first time I seen him . Great person story telling is his THING .❤
@@theturningtornados7402 oh yeah in my opinion he’s the best at what he does and there are a LOT of really good channels out there so that’s saying something. Not to mention how much stuff he puts out on so many different platforms. I don’t see how he doesn’t run himself ragged trying to keep up with the workload lol.
I'm so happy that your podcast is back on Spotify!!!!
Your storytelling is so compelling and well-done that I use it to help teach my middle school students narrative writing. Kids tend to leave out descriptive details, and your videos include so much that they are perfect examples. Plus, we all enjoy your stories!!!
Dear Mr B. Allen, thank you for your humanity and for caring about mankind. Love from New Zealand ❤️
I’m so happy to see that we get the podcasts back. How hard I tried Amazone music is not available in my country!! I’m glad I get to listen again
This story reminds me of a quote from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. A bowl of petunias spontaneously materializes above an alien planet. As it falls, the bowl of Petunias thinks "'Oh no, not again.' Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now."
If we knew why these two aliens wanted to take this specific man from rural China on these trips, we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
I believe they are Angelic beings, not aliens from another planet.
@@alexandercarder2281 Angels would not ruin a person's life. Not intentionally.
@@williamcrowe2576 Depends what kind of angels we’re talking about
Plot twist- he finds out one of the men was called Agrajag.
One of Agrajags alias's was 'The Bowl of Petunias'
You know, this recent slant toward UFO's and aliens being inter dimensional beings rather than from another planet far away, really explains this sort of encounter. Same as with the amazing capabilities of their vehicles. This story especially, is easily explained with travel via extra dimensions outside our perceptions.
Great comment I’m a 100% on board with this theory.
yes!! and also the fact that "abduction" victims all have the common symptoms of not being able to remember what happened to them. if they're getting dragged into some other dimension they've never been in before, of course their brains wouldn't be able to process or even comprehend it so it doesn't get registered as a memory. somehow makes way more sense than the theory that aliens randomly have some sort of memory-wiping device or drug.
Imagine traveling across dimensions just to prank a random Chinese villager. Maybe this is how animals feel when we send them to a circus and make them do tricks? There are these Godlike beings with infinite power and for some reason all they seem to care about is getting you to balance a ball on your nose.
I was thinking the same thing. Just warning the humans that they can do whatever they want. Be warned.
Lying ! just dream while sleeping
The seasoned military general awake and working at his desk at 2 AM is kinda funny ngl
not so strange when you realize that China has only one time zone throughout the entire country
@@tunesnxs so worst case scenario he was working at a translates time of 10 pm or 6 am. Weird bro.
Ever heard of mid shift
Intense and horrifying story. And you told it so well. Since you are friends with Dave Paulides, I believe, you have probably heard that strange story of the skier on the East Coast, who skied into the woods and woke up on the West Coast. I don't know the details, but this story you've just told reminded me again, that there's so much we don't yet know about the world. Good luck with all your new and great enterprises! Lynn in NYC
Yeah this reminds me of dave's amnesia series
I think Mr B covered that story a while ago
I read about that skier a year or two ago. I think he was a firefighter? And was skiing maybe in Upstate New York but ended up in Utah or Washington State? Do they have mountains to ski on in Washington? Wish I could recall the details.
Was it meth that made him go from one coastline to the other, with any memory?
Steven Kubacki went missing from Michigan in an area known as the Lake Michigan Triangle - he awoke 15 months later in a meadow in Pittsfield Mass, 720 mi away. He went as far as California and said he feels he did a lot of running, but remains unclear of what happened. He's alive currently
Thank you for the free access to your Podcast, John! I’m in Australia and have limited social access due to a chronic illness. You kept me company all day today. I’m guessing there’s many more days of Mr Ballen in my future, too. Very best wishes.
Hello Kate! From America!👋🏻
I binge Ballen & That Chapter whenever I have free time..
Hey there, also chronically ill and disabled housebound/bedbound person, hope you’re doing okay! Limited social access is a nightmare and can make life feel very lonely but I wanna let you know that this random mostly bedridden disabled woman from Scotland is keeping you company in spirit, wishing you all the love and happiness!
For a house hobby I dunno if this would interest you, but I’ve taken up looking after plants (to the point I’m running out of window space!), they don’t have to be super fancy but some succulents are easy to care for and rather pretty, and I’ve put a bunch of bird feeders in the garden so I can keep myself amused watching all the different kinds of birds we get (also keeps my cat VERY happy)!
@@corneliusdinkmeyer2190Hello cornelius ! From Finland !👋🏼
I see you from all the way down in New Zealand. ... chronic pain is life changing. 😢
🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
I notice that he steps up the "Seagull Lung" delivery in every video. Each time, I'm thinking, "okay, surely he can't possibly deliver that with more intense unhinged energy next time, this has got to be the limit, right?"
And yet he does. Every time.
I find it annoying, so I jump over it
Yea Im hype to see how turnt up it will be next time 😂
@@WaningGibbous Fair enough. No one can please everyone. As far as ads go, I find his a least of a hindrance. To each their own.
I love them so much 😂
@@WaningGibbous it sounds too agressive for a channel where he talks about agressions, its quite disturbing
I have been offline for almost 6 months and now I'm back to see so many of your videos to catch up on, very much appreciated
Him getting dropped off at that military base was just a way for them to say, "we get anywhere, using anyone we want."
Fr if that shit is true no where is safe
Wrong it had nothing to do with aliens
no, you're wrong.@@VG-rj8pn
why cant i seem to look this story up in the internet? is this even real
Lying! Just dream while sleeping
I knew a fellow from Corpus Christi who believed he was abducted. On 2 occasions he woke up a couple of blocks from his house, middle of the night, wearing only his boxer shorts. As time went on, he struggled to recall any thoughts or dreams he may have had on those nights, and he began to see images of what people today call the Grays.
Whats the Grays
@@jela9706Demons
Sounds more like dude was a sleep walker. Lmao
@@jela9706 The Grays is the term used for the many reports of abduction by beings who are constantly described as gray in color, short, with elongated heads and large eyes. You'll probably find a drawing if you Google it.
Corpus Christi gave you away. You're both gullible
The commercial has me weak! I lose it whenever MrBallen goes crazy... Especially when he makes himself laugh...
Bro needs to stop all that foolishness. It made me accidently click off the video, i always skip his goofy ads.
I laughed as heck when he's doing the ads xDDD.
@@anim8dideas849well me and hundreds of others love em
@@anim8dideas849I had the opportunity reaction. I usually ff through commercials but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Lol
No u dont😅
I just want to say outside of the USA is so normal for children to live with their parents till marriage , parents don’t kick their children out at 18, and most children don’t want to leave at 18 either. Most even live together after marriage and if we don’t we respect the elderly and mostly our parents
My dog died today. Watched this video to get my mind off of things. Thanks ❤
So sorry for your loss! 😢 Hope you can find some peace. Much peace, love & happiness for your future. 💯
I know how it feels when a dog dies, I always thank God because the dog and other animals exist
Sorry to hear that, hang in there
Im sorry for your loss may he rest in peace and may you find peace as well
So, sorry homie. Dogs don't live long enough for the human heart to keep them their whole lives. The hole left by the absence of the last dog never goes away, but when you are ready (take a year) get a puppy. Understand the puppy will not replace your last dog, but he'll fill needs that are no longer being met.
Eventually the painful hole gets replaced with a sort of sad fond recollection of the best friend you had last decade, while the new guy carves out a different similarly shaped place in your heart.
No one loves you quite like your own dog. Don't let this pain allow you live a life without that love
What's better than a Sunday MrBallen video? A Saturday MrBallen video!
Scary interesting on Sunday way better
A Monday MrBallen video?
Yup, but I hope he still gives us our Sunday video 😊
Smells like scam. Where are his sources? Cant be found online. Need the sources in the video description. Otherwise its just scam
Scam or not, it was totally entertaining to watch. Don't you agree?
I remember back in like 2010/2011 a man from my small community got “lost” and was mysteriously found about 400 Km away in ANOTHER STATE. He had no idea how he got there nor did he remember any details before he eventually woke up and realized he was in a totally different place. It’s weird and there’s literally no logical explanation for it.
Or he made it up, pretty logical in my eyes
That used to happen to me before I quit drinking 😅
@@pamartin lol fr
It's called a bender
There's quite a few stories like that. David Paulides has told some.
Wow. That story sure took a Wong turn.
😂
Haha this!
😊
Something is definately wong here
Poor taste 🥱👎🏻
Poor Huang 😢 I wonder if it happened any more times during his life 🤔
It sounds exactly like an intelligence psychological operation. I suspect it's been a life long experiment/experience.
I'd like to know that too
agreed. China treats its citizens pretty bad, so one that "broke into" a military base wouldnt live, in my opinion. Unless someone higher up knew how he got in there and what was going on. @@erizfolkz31
Stop simping for Hwong.
Mr. Allen has come so far it's unreal. It's refreshing to see someone who cares enough to put major energy into giving back get so far ahead. 😊👍
who's mr. allen?
@daltonlucas5529 The person telling you these stories. Last name is Allen.
@@Nikki-D-iT i usually refer to him as mr. Jonathan B. Allen
Mister. B.allen? That's a good name.
@@daltonlucas5529You failed at your name correction haha dork.
Oh my god this almost made me cry, this podcast was my go-to when I struggled a lot with anxiety and I was so sad when it was removed from Spotify. (Amazon music is not available in my country) THANK YOU!!!!!!
Mr. Ballen is balling out with those contracts, nice work my man.
A question I ask myself, just about every time I sit down and enjoy your stories, is how do you stay so humble? Within 3 years you have 8.5 MILLION subscribers. And we're not JuSt subscribers, but loving fans. You're just a really interesting human being and it inspires me how down to earth you seem to be. God bless you and your whole family!
Thank you!
Good ol' Seagull Lung keeps@@MrBallen grounded 🐸
you're honestly the best. You have so much empathy and I love that you understand these aren't just stories but horrible things that happen to real people. @@MrBallen
@@MrBallenShoot, thank you! I know what you do is quite a sacrifice.
I have been watching Mr. Ballen since the days of 100k subscribed. I'm happy for him and his family. He is a Navy Seal veteran who saw combat. THANK YOU MR. BALLEN FOR YOUR SERVICE AND THE GREAT STORYTELLING.🎉😊
Me too! Way way back in the day, a few years ago
@@jamesleyda365for real! I’ve been through like 3 long relationships since I started watching him 😂
@@jamesleyda365😂😂
This has to be the first comment I've seen like this today.
Mr Ballen, you have to be your kids #1 fans. I can imagine you doing these skits of your characters have them laughing and begging for just one more Dad before bed time. lol! My kids are all adults now so please enjoy this while you can because there will come a day that they will have friends and boyfriends that will take up all their time. It is what it is sadly! I still miss my precious kids when they looked up to me and nobody can make them smile and love me anywhere in the world more than them. Take many videos to reflect back so when you start missing them you will have something to cherish.
I was watching this and thinking the same thing tonight. His kids are so lucky. I also love how absolutely unhinged his ads are. Shows his goofy, fun-loving humour. I’d be begging for OL’ SEAGUL LUNG to make an appearance every night. 😂
Awww. I really liked this comment, Carolina. I remember those moments all too well. ☺️
I'm 30 and I want him to be my dad. No Pervy 😂
You must be bored
@@itsjustcapi I’m 46 and want him to be my Dad no pervy double. 🤣🤣🤣
I remember back when this was a very small channel. Amazing seeing it get the attention it deserves 😊
*THANK YOU* John ❤- as someone who has been a fan/subscriber since the *beginning* - and is on disability - I really couldn't afford to listen. not sure what exact video saw first, cause quickly binged ALL content - includling tiktok - (wow - 3 years ago!) - you complete *DESERVE* - wow 8.53 MILLION subs - all your success ❤
My God where does he find these stories! Im a day one listener and Mr.B is by far the best at his craft, there's not even a close second! I can never get enough of these stories!
They are grinded out by your beloved IC.
Mediocre delivery. Patronizing, like I'm a fckn child. Maybe you're a child. Try reading a well-written story.
@@MV-bj1yk what is IC?
What if i told you that these stories were send by anonymous people sharing their stories to mr ballen so that they dont want to get caught or noticed
if it was completely made up would u even know?
1:24 But I DO miss some of your videos 😢 like the Missing 411 series. Your story telling ability is amazing. Been a big fan for a few years now!
YES
I loved missing 411 and wish I could find more of them. I listen to Mr Ballen on RUclips and Amazon music but can't get into the other podcasts his company has out. Bed time stories the guy's vice drives me crazy and I can't listen to him for more than a few minutes before I have to turn him off. Run fool is really good though and the narrator is a lot like MrB in the way he tells the stories.
David Paulidas accused him of stealing content even though he always gave credit. I believe Mr Ballen has said it will not be a part of the network.
@@JadeyCazNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
@JadeyCaz that really sucks because look at the following MrB has and how many people those stories can get or to who might have ideas or knowledge
Just here to say you have so much respect for also sharing other Podcaster in your information box! I follow Rottwn Mango religiously. To see it on top of the list was so cool!
Glad to see your podcast returning to other platforms, and free again. Congrats on your successes and thank you for paying it forward!
THANKYOU! I've been wanting to listen to the podcast for SO LONG and now you're on Spotify :D Best news all week!
That's what confuses me though is I've been listening to him on Spotify for a long time now 🤷🏻♀️
You KNOW his kids must get THE BEST bedtime stories from their dad! if I was a young kid and had a friend who's dad told the best stories like this I'd want to spend the night as often as I could, lol it doesn't matter what the story would be about, it'd be guaranteed to be entertaining for sure! Even the ads that Mr.Ballen does, and even though they aren't "strange, dark, and mysterious" they are always ALWAYS super entertaining and guaranteed to make you laugh! Bedtime stories from books aren't ever as good as the stories parents make up.. and goodness you KNOW he must come up with some good ones! The kind of stories that will help give his kids something fun to think about as they go to sleep and likley help influence some really fun dreams
I was just going to say this too!😊
This was fascinating. More stories like this please.
i know it takes a long time for the entire process and i am always grateful for another video but i do miss the days of never running out of Mr ballen, i was joining this channels journey as he was wrapping up the missing 411 cases which is by far my favorite collection he has made and i have just wanted more since as it has become more scarce
I love the 411 collection.
I miss the 411 stories too.
Mr Ballen you’re the best! Been watching since about 10 videos and love to see how far you’ve come!
🙏🙏🙏
i searched for a while and finally found stories after finding the proper spelling of his name. if anyone else is interested, it's "Huang Yanqiu"
Thank you 🤘🏻
Btw Yanqiu is his given name and his family name is Huang
Yes sounds like gov bs
“One Yankee…”
@@SummonMi😂 best.
The holding back the laugh in the ad script was golden 😂
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING BACK THE BALLEN PODCAST TO SPOTIFY🎉🎉🎉
Posting this on Chinese New Years is crazy 😂
No, just well planned, or a coincidence lol
ALIENS! 👽
Illuminati confirmed
😭😭💀
Where are his sources? Why cant be anything found online about most of his Videos? Smells like scam
Thank you Mr Ballen! You still serve and protect our country daily. I know people keep commenting on how they miss 4 -5 time a week videos and please know we're very grateful to have to one day a week. You keep on dedicating your life to your beautiful family and taking the time to be an amazing daddy and husband and for the generosity of all the charities that founded and backing and helping other channels grow. I love "RUN FOOL!" He's funny asf!
Exactly... people should just shut up and understand that he has a life and he is a father, and be grateful for the videos they get.
Yes we definentily got spoiled 😅
@@seviathanvoneldritch4284telling people to shut up for having a view point is worse than people bringing up old Mr. Ballen. How about we relax and be kind. That’s what Ballen would want us to do. I know that for a fact
@V4NILL4COK3 take the advice and stfu. It's 2024.... Nobody cares if you're gay dude 🙄..
@@5LayerKb Agreed! 💚
The ad-free podcast is fantastic.
I live in Hong Kong where there are a lot of mountainous islands. Less common now but it used to be pretty common for elderly people to be one side of a mountain range and be found on another side in the morning which would only be possible with a long, gruelling hike in 28 degree heat.
Do you know when it stopped happening, roughly?
@@martyismay Maybe like five or six years ago. I think the last weird case was an off duty policeman who was hiking that called 999 to say he was lost and gave the reference of a way marker. However the way marker doesn't exist and the way he described the weather was different to the weather on the day. He has never been found.
It's things like this that support the idea that it's not extra terrestrial, but extra-dimensional visitors. IDK what I believe, but the thought of being on a hiking trail, calling for emergency services, and them not having heard of the marker I've referenced is terrifying.
@@scan4332
Wow, interesting.
@scan4332 OmG a chinese Missing 411 😲
I’m currently still in service and these stories help relieve me of the stresses of the job & sleep. Thank you Mr Ballen for what you do 🫡
Just got out of the service after 7 years, Ballen’s kept me in there during some horrifically boring overnight duties. Love this man!
Thank you for your service! Both of you 🥰
Yes! Thank both of you for your service ❤❤
You’ll be out like me. I been out for like about 3 years and just yesterday I was counting down the years only 5 years left only 4 years left etc
I love how ol’ Seagul Lung’s name has gotten exponentially more intense over the years; it’s probably my favorite part hahaha
Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol John is very excited today 😂😂😂
literally the only in video ad ill watch, love hearing tales of seagull lung
'SEA!!!! GULL!!!!! LUNG!!!!!" 😂😂😂 Just keeps getting better and better
I just want there to be one time when the (high pitched transition music clip) happens but Ballen is just totally calm and he is like "Wait chill, I'm not gonna do it, you dont have to tense up and get ready to skip"
I absolutely lose it every time 😂
Brother your talent for story telling is incredible. You make it seem like your there in the moment. Keep it up 💯
1:02 that is awesome!!! Thank you for opening up your content again!!
It seemed like even when I paid for subscriptions on the other platforms there was always commercials.
It really disrupts the experience so I would always go back to RUclips….
You are truly talented and a life saving distraction from all the craziness of the day!!
Love you MrBallen!
Mr. Ballen I’m new to your channel. You have a new subscriber. I’m a fan of the strange, dark, and mysterious delivered in story format!!! I’ll be spreading the word!! 🙌
Not sure if putting the like buttons stapler in jello was a reference to the show "the office" but if it was it was clever.
i searched for this comment for like 5 mins lol
I subscribed from the early days of your channel n you have never looked back since then . You are one person who deserves all the social media followers.
Awesome story, by the way that was the most creative and entertaining lead up to a plug I'd ever seen with DraftKings 😂
Mr. Ballen you are definitely the best hands down at telling stories. I want to thank you for your service and helping keep America free.God Bless you and your family
That seagul lung shout is more freaky than the story's itself,going from a Campfire voice to full on turning into an anime character out of thin air 😂
Lmaoooo I was definitely startled with that switch up
I love it!!
He scares me sometimes 😂
This one made me laugh out loud 😂 it was so high energy I loved it
Bro briefly started sounding like Robin Williams during that ad read lmfao
Thank you for bringing the podcast back to Spotify!! I had literally got Spotify back for your podcast and then had to stop listening once you made the move (other than the weekend episodes). I’ve got so much to catch up on now, and more stuff to listen to during lunch
From South Africa - I just found you and now I'm bing listening while I work. Thank you for a highly entertaining show - You are a Master storyteller with a very easy voice to listen to. Thank YOU.
This happen in My Country in Indonesia, in about 2015, in a village called Bayem Village, Kasembon, there's a man gone missing for several days, he sure that 2 other people holding his shoulder just to bring him for a walk in several minutes, but the other people can not see him although they're passing by... finally the people find him near the forest area near the City of Malang
Hanna upp in America went missing 3 times. Her 3rd was her final. She never had any idea how or why she ended up where she did. This is rare and fascinating. I suffer from hemiplegic migraines and lose memory. It frightens me.
That sounds so similar to Huang’s story. I’m sure there are more incidents throughout the world we haven’t heard of. I imagine the people taken don’t really want to talk about it for fear of being ostracized, like Huang was.
I wonder if it happens mostly in isolated or rural areas?
@@brendatomlinson either afraid of being ostracized, or terrified of it happening again
Bayern Village? Are there living a lot of folks with Bavarian roots? Bayern is literally the German name for Bavaria (which is of course a German state).
@@mephistovonfaust it's in Indonesia, not Germany
I don’t get the chance to listen to every episode, but I feel strongly that your TV career is forthcoming. You have the looks and a flare for the dramatic. Your acting chops in your recitations are terrific and just keep getting better. I smell an Emmy.
Nobody watches TV anymore tho... Maybe Netflix? but idk i like it how it is. He could easily hire his own crew and do it just as good if not better. RUclips is the new TV
TV? That would be a step down for him
I only watch the Tubes, so hope he doesn't go on TV were no one will see this fine channel
Seriously though. Nobody is a better story teller than Jon Ballen. He's talented, humble and seems to be kind and caring. His level of success is vast and warranted. Big things are still to come too.
Quiet you. If he leaves for streaming services or broadcast TV, we lose him for free!
“… this is a very anomalous thing that happened to him”
*[SCP FOUNDATION BREATHING HEAVILY]*
Keter
Wong and SCP 507 would make great friends.
Literal brainrot
Love the office reference 😂❤