Vanilla Ice: Cool as Ice - JonTron
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- There's a Vanilla Ice movie?......ohhh nooooooo.....
Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Taylor Ortega - Ice Bucket Girl
Crew:
Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
Assistant Director/Line Producer/Director of Photography - Sergio Torres
Gaffer - Mike Shayne
Makeup/Special Effects- Melanie Licata
Production Design - Lynell Vinuya
Post Production:
Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
"Mediocre Burn at Best" by LilTommyJ: / liltommyj
dad should have warned Gwyneth Paltrow about goop too
Her dad died in 2002 so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A company worth millions, in fact acoupleohundredofem', doesn't really hurt anyone's career
@@vb1194 "In fact, I saw acoupleofhundrendofthem walk past"
"acoupleofhundrendofthem?"
"ACOUPLEOFHUNDREDOFEM"
No, but y'know what does hurt someone's career? Having your name become associated with a snake oil company pushing pseudoscience and absolute insanity in place of actual proven health and wellness methods.
@@ElFreakinCid Nay. It does not hurt. If you're Keanu Reeves whose brand is being a train-commuting good samaritan avenging dead dogs, then yes.
Before GOOP, Gwyneth was most known for being a head in a box, really.
So let me get this straight. Cathy gets mad at her boyfriend because he wasn't ok with her being sexually harassed on the floor of a dingy club? Vanilla Ice definitely wrote this himself
yes.
Yee
Yea
no argument here.
i agree
"Ya know, the chick who drives the horse" absolutely killed me
10 outta 10
The “will you stop at nothing?” Caption always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
People ride horses not drive them.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 do you not drive your horses?
@@Justalilsilly no I pilot mine
Fun fact: The Cinematographer of this movie went to win an Oscar for his work in Schindler’s List.
Janusz Kamiński. He's a frequent collaborator with Spielberg and also did the cinematography for Saving Private Ryan.
Goes to show, it don’t matter where you start, just that you are willing to work
I feel like I just got shot
@@ninjaturtlefan2003 “Doesn’t matter where you start.”
Oh yeah well, what about yesterday!? Straight up fact! 😎
There's always tomorrow....
Eventually, Jon is going to say nothing for 3 years; when he finally comes back, he'll release a 7-and-a-half-hour epic about the entire library of Lego games.
CorruptGamer Please god yes.
Jamesilton 7
CorruptGamer I want this
CorruptGamer That would be freaking amazing
I would become turbo moist.
This the kind of movie you see advertised in GTA as a joke.
I would like but ur at 69 likes
@@Ronaldcornly not anymore
@@antoniobibbo5229 yes not anymore
@@antoniobibbo5229 so I guess I can like now.
Yep.
"If ya ain't true to yourself, ya ain't true to nobody, straight up fact"
-Aristotles dying words 322 BC
I read that as he said it
200th like....accomplishments...
*Straight out fa’t
@ThatMovieGuy Does The Small Screen
"Crito we owe a cock to Asclepius; straight up fact!"
That was actually pretty much what he said.
phat* (and that is how the slang term was spelled)
The official tagline for this movie is "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice."
It wouldn't, though. It would weather and break apart.
@@NotoriousLightning I feel like they are accidentally showing how wrong this relationship is
Jesus, and I mean this sincerely, H. Fucking Christ
*sTrAiGhT uP fAcT*
You Nicks with your "logic" just don't get it.
You know you've written a masterpiece when the only relatable and level-headed guy is the antagonist
You mean the two kidnappers?
idk, him demanding that she get in the car doesn't sound so cool to me.
@@loljustice31 Vanilla Ice is such a Mary Sue in this flick.
@@loljustice31 Eh, we have are angry moments. He didn't seem like a bad guy overall. But who knows for sure since we barely saw him.
@@zanyraccoon6361 he was manipulating her and guilting her for wanting to go to college because she chose a different one than him. yelled and blew up emotionally when he saw her having fun on the dance floor instead of waiting and talking about it later if he really needed to. and stalked her at the end after she saved her little brother from being kidnapped and instead of saying "Oh! its great you found your brother i was worried about him and you" told her she could never use his car again cause hes gone.
Fuck that guy lol
I love the way vanilla ice says "for a girl" like he's in elementary school and a girl beat him in a sport
Tonic Clips exactly
Physiologically, that is unlikely, but I do hope that is true.
UltimateXtreme Actually, in elementary the girls tend to be stronger, due to them actually hitting puberty first. But usually, the choice of who is stronger is between who has actually been exercising more at that age.
nah men always win cause they hella suPERIOr
Major Missile
That explains why my twin sister was stronger than me back then...either that or I was just weak.
little did Gwyneth know, Jontron would call her out years later
Hah true!
scotthebruce2 guess that explains their brain-dead view of science
GOOOF!
goop.
Oh she knew
" Why are words allowed to escape your face ? " might be one of the greatest insults I have ever heard.
read this right as/after it happened lol
I actually had a theory about how Kat ends up with Vanilla Ice in the movie: when she fell off her horse (when Vanilla obviously endangers her life) she suffers a severe concussion and has limited mental capacities. That's how she falls for him!
Makes perfect sense
Genius
She fell for him literally, in that case
But that’s just a theory a FILM theory
Maybe that fall actually killed her, and the rest of the movie takes place in vanilla ice's head
Jake Paul created his whole persona based on this movie.
Perfect. 100%.
Then he created an even shittier movie based on his shitty persona.
Everyone should be like Vanilla Ice. He's the ultimate Chad.
this is scarily accurate
@@blackoutgaming6394 Wait he made a movie? Who is the idiot that gives the dumbest people the chance to make a movie?
The most unrealistic part about this movie is that she likes Vanilla Ice
Want even is a vanilla ice? Is it, ice thats vanilla flavor? Or frozen vanilla ice cream aka a popsicle
Bursted Star i can’t tell if your joking or not
@@Molotovexe-be9ur I'm joking
Who wouldn't want to go out with vanilla ice just look at that hair and his clothes my god his clothes and his ability just jump a bike over a fence mwa poifict not to mention his jawline and his frosted tips
@@baptisimo5962 but he's just a ice cube..
In hind sight I really wish Paltrow's dad had let her ruin her career
Facts
@@Bioboss117 straight up fact
@@alvincarter9686 OH YEEE?
This one did not age quite so well...
@@jacobesnard What are you talking about? Gwyneth Paltrow has only continued to be running a snake oil racket, proving she doesn't deserve her success.
Plot twist; Vanilla Ice was the one who is leading the mafia guys and kidnapped her brother. Thats how he could inexplicably find her brother based on that one sound.. just so he could look like the hero. It’s all revealed in the sequel: Cool As Ice: Revenge of the Cold
and then he becomes captain cold
Cool As Ice: Cold War
That was Plan B. Plan A failed when that lady survived falling off her horse.
Jacob Roan Cool as Ice: Revenge is a dish best served cold
Straight up fact
I just Realized, Vanilla Ice is practically the missing link of the Jake Paul species, Except he has a -slightly- higher level of Intelligence
Veteran Viewer idk. Have you seen him explaining the difference in melody between 'ice ice baby' and 'under pressure'
That he would expect anyone to buy that bs is a red flag for having 0.00 smarts.
It makes my soul cringe
Veteran Viewer vanilla ice is actually quite smart (now) he's making loads off investing and flipping hpuses
It started with the elusive vanilla, evolved into the 90s douchebagery of the well known "Fred durst" species. Eventually leading to the modern perfected douche bag known as jake paul. Quite a history of shit.
thirdbman cool
Veteran Viewer That's debatable...
Fun Fact: Vanilla Ice is a contractor now, so he can build the houses of his victims, to stalk them easier
Ohhhh THATS how he recognized that sound from the construction site so fast!!
When you think about it this video marks the end of an era. Its the last time we saw the old intro, the last time we saw the title cards, and the last time we saw Jaque again in an official video.
that's what I was just thinking
OH😅 I just realised this now
I was scanning the comments waiting for someone to mention this when I realized this is the last video with the classic intro.
Who’s “Jaque?” Timestamp and explain the background of why this person is important?
The golden era of Jon was between Jacque getting back from war to this video
"Sometimes down at the pub they call me Dan. But my name's not Dan."
*OH BECAUSE OF GRUMPS-*
Dang, didn't realize that might be it
DUDE I’VE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR THREE YEARS AND NEVER REALISED
@@calebreader5818 that must be a long sitting
I like the jojo pfp
I binge the whole jontron catalog during a toilet session.
*Dad filling out a form*
*Asks for full legal name*
Dad: Hackett James "Dan" Anthony Hackett Jimmy Jimbo Jimjar
That would make his initials HJAHJJJ
*alien noises*
J i m b o
JustWeirdOut
“Jimjar”
I see you are a man who likes to ‘gamble’ with forbidden knowledge
Edit: or woman
@@quinnlee-miller9792 you mean the goblin?
How do you not freak out when a dude you've only met 3 times breaks into your house and hand feeds you ice.
I’d be blowing my rape whistle
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin dark dungeons vibes
Where does he even get it? Does he just have it, did he buy a bag of ice just for a cube?
@@dr.anderson1847 hes ice cube. He just snaps his fingers and they appear
Because me too didn’t exist?
I can’t get over how his entire style predicted 2022 tiktok eboys. He even does the constipated “one eyebrow up and biting your lip” look. Ice is truly ahead of his time. A true prophet.
Or maybe idiocy is just as timeless as replying to old comments
@@LukasaskeYeah these barrel-bottom dwellers have existed since forever. They only get more chances to infect the world with their presence now.
@@Lukasaskebased
Vanilla Ice invented looksmaxxing
I will never get over the fact that Vanilla Ice is now 52 years old
And if consistancy exists, he still acts like hes 16
Lol when was he born bcs I really wanna be able to call him a boomer
Yall I checked and hes 3 years away from being a boomer. Just baaaarely missed it. Bummer.
@Wicker 2 haha
@@Peeshart47 Everyone from the 80's and 90's acts like boomers over their past anyways so have at it
this deserves an award for least likable main character i have ever seen in any media ever
Ever seen Fred the Movie?
@@HemmTBM Isn’t that the movie where he gets beat up by John Cena?
have you never seen evangelion
Shark Tale.
Ever seen shark tale
"Drop that zero and get with the hero."
I've never wanted to un-hear something so bad in my life.
Mike Benson mediocre burn at best
Mike Benson 5:55
I've never wanted to unsee this movie in my entire life, and this is the only time I've seen it. I'd rather watch that movie about the satanic D&D cult at least that one was funny.
atomicdancer "drop that man and get in my van" seems more appropriate
I'd want to unhear that so that I could hear it for the first time over and over again
To quote BHD “I understand why’s she’s thirsty but what I don’t understand is why he’s the drink”
Who’s bhd? He sounds hilarious.
why she thirsty?
@@ironwraith852 blastphamoushd.
Me: Hey mom can we get 8 Mile?
Mom: We have 8 mile at home.
8 Mile at home:
That is just wrong in many many ways...
bwahahahaha
@AVERY HUEBEL Exactly, you just don't do that.
@AVERY HUEBEL I mean you don't compare a Eminem to Vanilla Ice, you just don't.
Bruh he’s 6 mile, no capitles
the plot of this movie sounds like a 13 year old girls "Bad Boy" 1D fanfiction
I have read bad boy One Direction fics, and yes, I can confirm. Especially the totally out of place part where her dad has a dark past and her little brother is kidnapped and terrifyingly held hostage.
Bad Power-fantasy indeed lol
Most accurate comment ever
Why would say something so
Ignore my comment.
I feel like Vanilla Ice for most of this movie is literally a parody of a cool person for some comedy sketch.
The 90s were a strange time.
@@LoponStormbased 1990 times were SCCCAAARRY
You know what, this might as well be a parody LMAO
@@donaldbrown3838 Run away 80s black guys! Your no match for 90s black guys!
In any other movie he'd be the comedic villain
"HOLY SHIT! YOU FUCKING KILLED HER, DUDE!" I love the delivery of that line
4:23
Movie character: **is a horrible person**
The main female: "Ah yes, SOULMATE"
kinda works like that nowadays
@@elikyiael8740 no it does not lol
@@elikyiael8740 r/niceguys
@@brutaljk5997 just check the tinder model/douchebag test and you'll see
@@hannah.r6613 check the tinder douchebag/model test and you'll see
"Rise and shine bitch, We're goin to Disneyland" 💀💀💀
I had one of those "I can't fucking breathe, I have to pause the video or I will pass the fuck out" moments
Roche' I died
Tawleyn It wasn't that funny. The chick who drives the 🐴 was funny
I only metaphorically died, but it was still really funny.
Jimmy well stop hatin and go drive a horse bro..
Remember kids, if you almost kill a girl, stalk her, force yourself onto her in the middle of a dance floor, break into her house to wake her up by putting something in her mouth, then go... beat up a bunch of random guys or something, then save her brother using your superhuman senses, she's yours forever. Is that... is that what just happened? This movie is a friggin masterpiece XD
Nater K Worked for Twilight
lol "put something in her mouth"
DRIVES THE HORSE JESUS CHRIST I CANT LIVE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE
You forgot that you need to be a "Part of the male body and also an insult for people who are inconsiderate of other people" towards some honest workers construction in progress, who are gonna have a lot of trouble because they need to somehow fix everything up and finish their work within a certain amount of time.
this is a Christian comment section so I request you change your friggin' into a fudgein' or frickin'
Fun fact, the film's cinematographer went on to become Spielberg's go to. He DP'd Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan, Minority Report, War Horse, etc.
I love the film Shaving Ryan's Privates
Lmao they even do the "spielberg pull" in this movie with the yellow radio
"Vanilla Ice & Knuckles" fucking *destroyed* me. (10:12)
Good to have you back, Jon.
Brakit And knuckles
Brakit timestamp?
Oh no.
Brakit >Third strike sfx plays
OH NO
Gwyneth Paltrow's dad: I reFUSE to let my daughter star in this movie! It will hurt her career!
Gwyneth Paltrow: *Opens Goop*
Gwyneth Paltrow's dad: ...
Hey, he tried.
Hey, he died.
@@neptune9647 what-
He probably would have helped her with goop.
Directed by Robert E Wiebe
"Sometimes father knows best, huh?"
*Goes on to create goop*
you win some you lose some, i guess
better than being in the same set as vanilla ice
@@deergoat3468 true
To be clear, in 1997, she baked him a gluten-free, sugar-free, dairy-free muffin. He said it tasted like "biting into the New York Times", according to the goop website.
@@luckystriker842 I hate the guy's guts but damn he had a funny way of describing that.
Funny thing is Vanilla is actually a pretty smart dude, knew he couldn’t hack it so he took his money and invested in real estate. Also was able to buy the rights to Under Pressure by Queen to avoid a lawsuit and still makes bread from it. Well played sir
Probably wasn't THAT smart, when he went on to play himself in the movie "That's My Boy", staring Adam Sandler... It's disgusting to be blunt, and saw it in passing on TV... =.=
Like the whole story starts with Sandler's character as a kid in middle school having the hots for his teacher, who ends up ACTUALLY having sex with him, no joke, and he gets a kid that's close enough to his age because of it... Then he tries to get back into his son's life, while many gross sexual jokes continue throughout the whole damn thing, like having the hots for his son's soon-to-be-wife's grandma and actually has sex with HER, Vanilla Ice plays himself to be buddies with Sandler's character and ALSO has sex with the grandma, and then finds out his son's girlfriend was cheating on him... WITH HER OWN BROTHER!
🤢🤮
If Vanilla Ice was remotely smart, I can't see someone with a slightly working brain choose to be a part of such an awful grossgusting movie... Ever...
And this was how I discovered who Vanilla Ice was... 🤦
@@NightNinja1998 I don’t believe I had ever heard of this movie. Your comment made me curious so I looked it up. Holy shit, how did that thing even get made?! It’s atrocious!
@@Thurston86 I know, right?
24 year old man says “for a girl” unironically like a child in elementary school. Ice definitely wrote the script 😂
@Cpt Dinosaur hey, I fucking love the 90s, don't be hating
CHloE748 no way, he couldn’t have, he can’t even read!
To refer to Jontron's goosebumps reviews, "you can TELL that an adult wrote this script"
To be fair, his portrayal of a rapist is really well done. Almost too well done.
@@spawn760 let's just all agree the 90s was interesting
"RISE AND SHINE B*TCH WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY LAND" that actually made me spit my water out
Never laughed so hard in my life yo lol! 😂
He looked so "hippy"
Lmfaoooooo I can’t breathe
I died laughing trying to not wake my wife up sleeping right next to me 🤣
im glad im not the only one lol
This movie is like having the stereotypical Jock bad guy as the protagonist
Next up: Ted Bundy, The Musical.
That nail couldn't have a bigger headache than the one it does right now because of how hard you hit it.
Yeah, and writer.
So a shitty version of Cobra Kai?
Yeah I guess this documented one of those rare times where there was no kid he bullied who became a karate master to kick his ass, so he just roamed free.
"Settin' up suckas like pins on a bowling ball?" That's exactly the opposite of how bowling works.
Oh, I legit did not know this is where the "you killed her dude" meme was from.
Lmao same finally a comment about this
Lawng Cawk hahaha
When?
when i saw the horse i was like its coming without knowing it was the meme
As it tends to happen nowawadys.
"Yeah? But what about yesterday STRAIGHT UP FACT."
Holy shit I choked on my own laughter.
69 likes. Congrats!
Mitchell Reitz but did it feel good though?
I... I originally read that as "daughter"...
Mitchell Reitz. Omg i just got the joke 😂
I would like this but it's at 420
Does anybody remember that one episode of spongebob where Gary left for like half of the episode but came back at the end?
*this is just like that*
*Sad Gary song plays*
HES BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!
The Speed Lord im actually hysterical
The Speed Lord
Season 4 Episode 3:
Have You Seen This Snail/ Where's Gary
Jontron now we know,
we were wrong,
we messed up,
and now your gone.
*JONTRON WE'RE SORRY SJW'D YOU WE NEER HAD EXPECTED YOU TO run away and LEAVE US feeling this empty. . your "ECH Right now would sound like music to us. Please come home cause we miss you jontron.
Almost four years later, and I still can't get over the family leaving their NES dust cover open...
Out of the like 48,000 comments, nobody's talking about the production value, so I will. That production value is out of this world.
Its pretty fucking amazing
Braden Holland hell yeah
Yes!!
flying vanilla zone.
More like absolute garbage
the amount of work that goes into these is kinda insane.
RoseIsNotAFlower that's what I was thinking
The goat
God has returned
*reads comments*
God left the server
indead
God is real and he's here
There's still hope fir the human race
Cole Murphy woomy
We not gonna talk about how Ice's hair keeps changing from shot to shot in the beginning
Jontron please stop freezing yourself for 6-8 months in between videos. We're worried about you.
He must live forever. It's the only way.
If you really want to show support, let him take some time off without question.
Daz N/A we have to ration jon's lifespan
Juan Turner no
Juan Turner fuck off pls
Jon is back. Straight up fact!
CreepDudeMaster Facts son!
Straight up..Straight up!
Strumpus lies
Strumpus can you fuck off? If you think Jon is an evil racist I don't care. But these comments are just praising hes back. And now your just being toxic. So go watch something else
Dear Strumpus STFU-O-Clock
You and your feminist cult need to BACK DAFUQ UP BEFORE U GET SMACK DAFUQ UP
Jon is not "racist" just because u disagree with him O-kai That is not what racist means it means
that a person shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of other races or who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
*clears throat*
STRAIGHT UP FACT
If good ol Gwyneth Paltrow did this film we might've avoided goop in the future. Now we have a trash film AND snake oil company, double our losses.
They got a candle that smells like her [CENSORED]
This is proof we live in the worst timeline
What about pepper potts
You mean the BEST timeline.
I WANT TO SLURP UP A VANILLA ICE SLUSHY OF GWENYTH PALTROWS GOOPY POOPY!
@@bhellehb1138 I'm not saying this is an unironic comment.
I'm saying I *hope* it's not an unironic comment.
I love how ice jumps the fence when it clearly showed there was no jump or any way to get his bike to become airborne!
"The chick who drives the horse..."
The fuck...
WILL YOU STOP AT NOTHING?
TheWiseLion *Insert furry/beastiality joke here*
TheWiseLion Do you need a license to drive a horse?
🐴
i knew he made bad music ....
i knew he got sued from queen.....
BUT WHY THE FUCK DID A FUCKING RAPPER NOT PAY ATTENTION IN ENGLISH
“Problem is, they both got a point” that killed me😂😂😂
Problem is..... *eats popcorn* they both got a point.
"Rise n' shine, bitch! WE'RE GOIN' TAH DISNEYLAND!"
Best part for sure
Favorite part of the video.
Trigspro789 I
Can I have you baby's
new meme
The fact that vanilla ice is sitting on $10 million makes me feel like carving my own eyes out with a grapefruit spoon
you don't need to be a decent human being to make lots of money, in fact it's pretty much the opposite.
@@gameclips5734 In Politics, you make the most money by being the most corrupt.
In his defense, he does have a successful business building luxury houses.
I mean, his character portrayal in the movie is different from how he acts as a genuine person. Besides, he's like 50 nowadays and is a luxury contractor building houses. He's spent more time grinding legitimately than he did in the rap game. The man has earned his check.
Yeah, he really deserves to be killed by ants and set on fire??? He's worked for it, he deserves it.
Ah no wonder this took so long, Jons corpse had to be defrosted before it could be reanimated.
Captain Sam G guy had to chill for a while, staying frosty for so long can do that to a man.
Captain Sam G lol
Captain Sam G hey it's you!!!! I love your video game walkthroughs!!!!
Captain Sam G JONTRON FOUND DEAD IN SELF DUG HOLE
Hey thanks a lot, first time I've been recognised in another channels comments :P
Everyone: Wow, JonTron is back!
Me: RISE AND SHINE BITCH WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND
Domingo Pepperoni 😂
Definitely the best gag of the vid
Domingo Pepperoni
*Dumps ice on everyone*
Daddy Jon, can we go to animal Kingdom?
Im glad he's back.
11:42 I’m sure vanilla ice spends every day thinking he should’ve added that into the movie
It’s bad enough for his script
@@skorgezagreat2462 It's honestly more clever than anything in the actual movie.
For that to happen the movie would had to be self-aware
Mediocre burn at best! 🎵
7:31 to this day I still can’t understand why that guy spat out his food instead of swallowing and then took a sip from his drink.
to this day I still don't understand why they made this fucking movie.
that was a foreshadowed reaction of 50% of the viewers and 100% of the critics.
I also don’t understand why they both said he’s cute lmaooo like wtf
Jon doesn't need to try to be cool, he is already a pretty swood guy unlike this vanilla ice grommit.
Random Guy
da *FUCK* does grommet mean!!!
WH250398 grommit this... Grommit that!
Swood af bruh
that must have been one swood guy
2 Swood 4 Soup, straight up fact nigga.
When a deranged stalker breaks into your house, sneaks into your bed with you while you're asleep, and puts objects in your mouth to wake you up, that's when you know its true love! 💘
Oh definitely
I c e go c r o n c h
what about twilight
I would love if someone walked in and immediately without a word calls the police and the next scene is vanilla in jail
It's bill cosby all over again.
Now I know where H3H3 got his hat from
you mean Beanie?
Gilberto Astanio is a beanie not a hat?
Master Chef A Beanie is not a hat It's a beanie.
Proxi rask CRANIAL ACCESSORIES
i dont want to be associated with an alt righter
he's been frozen since that day, we haven't been seeing Jon but rather a body double taking his place to reassure us that Jon's legacy will never die
Filming this, did they ever realize that the "pattern" shaved into the side of his head changes every five seconds? They didn't think that was a problem?
did WE realize this? I didn't notice till this comment
I can't unsee this
The truth is scarier. He got bricks on one side and a zigzag on the other and that's even worse than magic hair. ;-;
I mean… Assuming this takes place over multiple days, it’s possible that his hair just grows back superquick and he gets a new design shaved into it like every week
At 6:04 you can actually see he just has two patterns on either side of his head, which is causing me psychic damage
My main man is back!
Darkness Prevails aaaay ooooooh
thats some venom you have for a creepypasta channel friend.
Madeline Monahan lol
Madeline Monahan lel
Madeline Monahan he has his own website where people post stories, so....
top ten anime returns
>:]
nice
so true
Matthew 28:6
top ten overused jokes
I will never get over the shock of watching this video for like the 4th-5th time, getting to the motorcycle scene, and then all of sudden realizing I recognized the main street. To think I live in the city where this film was made, truly an honor.
"RISE AND SHINE BITCH, WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND"
I fucking died XD
STUPTR00P who was that girl?
Drade no idea dude
That is easily the best part of the video. :P
The accent really put it over the top.
STUPTR00P it had been a while since a laughed so much because of a YT video.
jontron uploads = Peace on Earth
Pac is Dan shut the fuck up you stupid son of a bitch
Michael Castro are you ok buddy
Hydro obviously not 😅
Michael Castro who hurt you
Michael Castro dude calm down
HE HAS RETURNED! HE HAS RETURNED! OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HAS RETURNED!
😫👌
An Average Human Being jontrons back boi!
Don't forget the flying eggplant
The white supremacist is back!
God is real
" I am simply asking a normal human question out of curiosity not to mine data ＨＵＭＡＮ"
MY ONE TRUE LOVE HAS RETURNED!!
ConnerTheWaffle YES
ConnerTheWaffle Dude chill, it's only been like...9 months.
Hi i didn't know you liked jontron
ConnerTheWaffle oh hey it's the guy I literally keep forget to watch (really I'm not trying to be mean)
ConnerTheWaffle play dreamcast for your next video
I think I have dyslexia. I thought it said “Vanilla Jon: Cool as Tron”
I mean...there’s literally not one incorrect fact in that phrase.
I mean in the movie his name is Johnny and it is cool I think anyway hahaha I'm dyslexic too I see 3s as 8s or vice versa and different letters I see backwards I have to take my time lookin at stuff
Hahaha I can quote this flick word for word
Close enough.
Best movie name
In an alternate universe, Gwenyth Paltrow was in Cool As Ice and she never founded Goop.
Because everyone realized that she’s a hack. Bitcheth Paltrow.
9:48 I love how her reaction isn't screaming or anything but wordless disbelief
I saw this in my recommended and didn't believe it but my prayers have been answered🙏🏾🙌🏾thank God
Marcus Moody you know that prayer emoji is actually a high five? Lol.
Marcus Moody O but he's back...he's the man behind the mask....and he's out of control
I was like " WHA- OH OH MY OH!"
there is a god man believe it and he brought jontron back
Tim D Nchantr 👉👌 🍆💦 👪 👱=☹️
Vanilla Ice is the most forward way of saying “I’m a white rapper” I’ve ever seen
"Yall act like you ain't ever seen a white person before"
I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just saying least eminem was a decent rapper
@@jacobc8036 Ice Ice Baby was good IMO
@@agentepolaris4914 so was Conscience, Rap God, Remember the Name, I'm Slim Shady, and Mom's Spaghetti. Point?
@@jacobc8036 he’s not saying Eminem was bad, he’s the best rapper of all time. He’s just saying vanilla ice is bad
Fun Fact: Vanilla Ice does construction now. He has a show on HGTV where he flips houses in California. It's actually not bad, generic for a show about houses, but he's relatively normal (on the show.)
Chancy Lovell So the show is not great, but not bad? So that means it's pretty...vanilla.
I heard about that show. I'm thinking of watching it.
ThatCleverFox Nice
ThatCleverFox haha please no
personally think Vanilla Ice Project needs a opposite show, "Fred Durst Breaks Stuff". Im hiring.
Fun fact: Ice Ice Baby used Queens rhythm from the song Under Pressure and promptly got sued and copyrighted
Rightfully so
I think everyone knows.
That explains why the tune is familiar 🤔
Good to know he got sued though
And he lost 😁
No you don’t understand. The queen song goes “dun dun dududududu dun” ice’s song goes “dun dun dududududu dun dun”
The production value of these video is absurdly high! No wonder we only get a couple of videos a year.
I think that's why these videos are hard to relate to. Kinda sucks. Just reminds me I'll never go to college or live in NYC or get a youtube deal. I'll just work at Staples and maybe die alone in a roach infested apartment. If I'm lucky. Maybe Mom's basement. After the diabetes takes over. Or Jon could lower his production value and I'll feel like I have a youtube friend again. I don't know this guy. #birdprivilege
Prop quality /= Entertainment quality
I was just about to finish sacrificing my grandpa's herd of goat as a blood offering to the Demon Lord Baal until I saw that JonTron uploaded a new video.
fuck me anyway
Please go into more detail.
Scuffling Boogaloo don't
i was sacrificing my chickens
Never left a satanic ritual so fast
h3h3 won the lawsuit, Jontron is back...The Force is with us again.
to stay in his dark corner and never come out
does everyone hate GradeA now or something?
TeamTRPT yea what did happen to him
I think Grade's content has slowly gotten worse over the years, but I still like him
TeamTRPT
Yeah GradeA recently is just randomly starting drama with smaller RUclipsrs for attention and it's ridiculous.
They call him vanilla ice because he has infinite brain freeze
The ice bucket girl at 9:45 apparently listened and went to disneyland. Since she now stars in the new live action disney movie Kim possible. at least according to IMDB.
Well this was when JonTron still had an affiliation with Disney
I didn’t believe you until I looked it up.
It's Taylor Ortega if anyone wants to know.
@@ArcturusOTE How so?
Oh yea, wasnt she Shego- Oh boy she sure got a good deal-
no one even mentions the fact that vanilla ice jumped a 4 foot fence on a motorcycle without a ramp
sean m i said that too, how the heck did he get over that fence
sean m his ego lifted him
Wait he has a ego
He used his leg to propel himself upwards. But I just read that in an interview, idk if it's true
So in other words, he jumped the fence?
Been a while, my dude you are awesome.
Yes he is
wtf youtube 68 veiws and 2651 likes
The king returns!
Kitchen Gun welcome back, lord
Kitchen Gun I cried at tge opening
This dude is so creative. This is the best made content I think I've saw. It's very well done and I can't imagine how long it takes to film an episode
we back baby
HeyWatchYourMouth hey daddy
HeyWatchYourMouth watch your mouth
Hey Watch your mouth!
YEAH BABY
Hell yeah
Never leave us again Jon
Cheesepuff44 He never was gone, he was working on this and a few other videos.
Day:107 we almost are out of rations the men are getting angry I fear mutiny Day:117 still no signs of the great creator 3 men died of sickness Day:170 most of the men have died of sickness or foolish choices the end is near Day:172 We shipwrecked in an unknown island no sign of food I've sent out my last 3 men to find some food Day: 173 they haven't been back in a day I will look for them...Day:175 I've finally found him the creator himself he spoke little to me he said "see you guys in 8 months bitches"
to bad hes leaving us :(
Don't worry he will.
Cancer
Ok but I loved “The chick who drives the horse”. That actually got me.
Dat chick who drives the whoarse
Where is this movie at. Give me
Glad im not the only one that found it amusing
*rides the horse.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92no the line was actually drives the horse
I think the most amazing thing is that this movie got an HD remaster
9:30 Vanilla Ice, putting the "rap" in "rape" since 198X
RISE AND SHINE BITCH, WERE GOING TO DISNEYLAND
Shh, we don't want to wake up mom and dad.
This is going to be the next Jontron fourm weapon, just you wait.
YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE WORD BAD IN YOUR NAME
I never get bored of watching Jontron's video's over and over again
STRAIT UP FACT
*excuse my grammar nazism but*
ITS SPELLED LIKE FUCKING "S T R A I G H T"
TheRealFrost The point was that vanilla ice can’t speak like a normal human. He spelt it that way on PURPOSE.
@@toloreinfrostofficial wrong. Its spelled "str8 fax"
TheRealFrost
From Gibraltar to Dover
RISE AND SHINE BITCH WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!!
Friend: where have you been
Me: Chill'in' with kat.
Awkward silence
Me:You know the chick who drives the horse.
U
Classic
*Drives* the *Horse*
Aaaaaaah, the last of the classic jon tron videos.
May thehe old comedic format rest in peace.