The whole movie was funny as hell. This is one of those sleepers that wasn't popular, but should be. My favorite line is "if he still in there, he aint happy." Best way to cure the monster under the bed.
I wish at least 1 movie would have an accurate reputation of a grenade. It rumbles the ground you stand on, and you can throw it as far as you like. But if you don't get behind cover, or at least throw your own ass on the ground, you'll probably die from the shrapnel that hits you. When they blow too close, even behind cover, the percussion will shatter your teeth if you don't open your mouth up. It'd be great if just once, Hollywood got it right.
You kids always calling famous actors underrated lmao It's okay though you don't know and didn't grow up watching their movies. The Wayans brothers are far from underrated. Everyone knows how great they are
When he headbutts Alex Stone with the brim of his hat it gets me every time, this movie is VERY underrated. Like that part especially shows how it is with drill sergeants in the army
Major Payne once said: "FROM NOW ON MY LITTLE GROUP OF SCROTUM SACKS!!" "Fe Fi Fo Fum. What bean stalk you fall from?" "Hello Miss Walburn :)" "You know thereain't no pets allowed on this here premises Mr. Ace Ventura." "What would any one need a blind dog for?" "Hee hee hee. Ha hee hee. OH hee. AH hee hee hee."
Yeah. Major Payne changed started taking it a little easier on the cadets at the end. But there is no story that involved mouthing off at an officer that doesn't end with regrets.
my grandpa was in the millitairy training he spoke back to the officer and got hit this was a long time ago but my grandpa hit back so he got beaten but he became friends with that same officer after my grandpa smashed the officers face with a baseball bat but they still became friends the officer said "that is what i expect from a trained marine, if you cant win with fist fight with a weapon"
"I'd like you to think of me not only as your commanding officer, but also your friend . . . . . . ~dog runs in~ . . . And WHAT the hell is that?" Well he made it 20 minutes into the new semester. New record.
so under rated, no matter how you feel this movie can always make you laugh. 🤣🤣🤣 love how he shaves their heads and the little train that could choo choo🤣🤣
One thing I really like, Major Payne was trying to be nice to the new students at the end. Wasn't till the blind dude called him an idiot that he decided to be an asshole right back.
I loved this movie as a kid and could quote it word for word from start to finish. They could never make this movie today much less market it to kids. The good ole days. Even tho the bs had already started it was still a great America. Similar to the America I invision when Trump says MAGA
@@lovelychickyyy1071 have you seen how drill sergeants treat their men in recent history ? The internets not as soft as you would think, they’d would give a pass to this movie for being somewhat realistic lmao honestly mayor Payne could be more mean and offensive he’s pretty nice to the kids in the movie
Major Payne- what the hell you want with a blind dog: Soldier- the dog's not blind you idiot I am: Major Payne- oh I see someone got a little attitudinal problem well I'm gonna fix that up fast quick and in a hurry hey corporal go tell mom to give you my field knive: Soldier feels his head then feels dog that part cracks me up everytime
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The way payne screams when telling the story was hilarious lol
Bro the entire scene is perfect, you can see that he literally got war flashback!
I was fucking dying dude but sadly thats ptsd in pure form
The whole movie was funny as hell. This is one of those sleepers that wasn't popular, but should be.
My favorite line is "if he still in there, he aint happy." Best way to cure the monster under the bed.
I absolutely absolutely love that scene 😂
Major Payne: “You calling me a liar”
Josh: “I ain’t calling you a truther”
Well that’s one death warrant signed
I love that Drake and Josh comment
Underrated comedian/actor. Shoutout to Damon wayans
I wish at least 1 movie would have an accurate reputation of a grenade. It rumbles the ground you stand on, and you can throw it as far as you like. But if you don't get behind cover, or at least throw your own ass on the ground, you'll probably die from the shrapnel that hits you. When they blow too close, even behind cover, the percussion will shatter your teeth if you don't open your mouth up. It'd be great if just once, Hollywood got it right.
He did the best 90s sketch comedy show ever,In Living Color!!
Agreed. This movie came out a few years after the TV show In Living Color. Both Damon Wayans and Jim Carrey ……. We’re hilarious 😂on that show !!
You must be young. Damon Wayans is a legend... Homie don't play that
You kids always calling famous actors underrated lmao
It's okay though you don't know and didn't grow up watching their movies.
The Wayans brothers are far from underrated. Everyone knows how great they are
"Fi Fie Fo Fum What bean stock did you come from?"
One of the best lines ever XD
I just about to say that same thing of any movie 😂😂
Jordan Washington 😂😂
I think he “fall” not come
@@Shlurpy448 Look at the captions, Very Useful!
@@kilmentvoroshilov2, that's auto-generated
"Sliiiiiiippery he say, you think charlie care anything about slippry?" LMFAO.
Only thing he knows is to slip your throat.
LMAO
"Blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere. And bubba come crawling out the back door"
"Lula Mae's baby boy"
@@patrickwallace6972
Amomno Amom
I had to play it back because I didn’t remember “ass” being one of them!
@@pete_nanamy friend and I would rewind it just for that part and we’d laugh for hours lol 😂
Remember kid's.
If Major Payne does that laugh-
New Objective - Run.
Current Objective: *Survive*
LMAO
@@silvesby ur
Hehehe
@@themaker7720 hohoho
I watch this movie like back in 96 and it still makes me laugh like crazy
Little patch of Brussel sprouts was great lol. Pretty sure this had a reason I joined lol
6:02
*"Oh I see you and your friend Cujo here gotta little attitude...."* 🤣🤣🤣
I'ma fix dat up quick fast an in a hurry
Ms Victoria I died when he had shaved the dog. 😂😂😂😂
@@tiffanietorres4462 you knew it was serious then lmaoooooo
@@ShadowWolf1982 that was savage 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Adituninal 😂😂😂😂😂
*Major Payne*
*Because even Thanos and Darkseid had to learn from someone*
1:07 That kid wasn't just adorable, he had excellent acting skills for his age, perfect timing and facial expressions!
The Little Engine That Could is such a good scene. "I can't feel my legs"
bubba! they aint there!
When he headbutts Alex Stone with the brim of his hat it gets me every time, this movie is VERY underrated. Like that part especially shows how it is with drill sergeants in the army
Marines...just sayin'
2:02 "Fe fi fo fum, what beanstalk you fall from"🤣🤣🤣
Major Payne once said:
"FROM NOW ON MY LITTLE GROUP OF SCROTUM SACKS!!"
"Fe Fi Fo Fum. What bean stalk you fall from?"
"Hello Miss Walburn :)"
"You know thereain't no pets allowed on this here premises Mr. Ace Ventura."
"What would any one need a blind dog for?"
"Hee hee hee. Ha hee hee. OH hee. AH hee hee hee."
Love this movie. It's a classic comedy
This is my favorite movie. I can watch it over and over.
Yeah. Major Payne changed started taking it a little easier on the cadets at the end.
But there is no story that involved mouthing off at an officer that doesn't end with regrets.
my grandpa was in the millitairy training he spoke back to the officer and got hit this was a long time ago but my grandpa hit back so he got beaten but he became friends with that same officer after my grandpa smashed the officers face with a baseball bat but they still became friends the officer said "that is what i expect from a trained marine, if you cant win with fist fight with a weapon"
"I'd like you to think of me not only as your commanding officer, but also your friend . . . . . . ~dog runs in~ . . . And WHAT the hell is that?"
Well he made it 20 minutes into the new semester. New record.
That screaming part gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣
Dude had PTSD while tellinf that
Best story ever. The little engine that could was forever changed
“I can’t feel my legs!” Funny as hell🤣
I said bubba, they ain't there! 🤣
@@jaypritchett6846 😂😂😂
P! I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!
@@jaypritchett6846and it's 30 miles to the next town 😂
Me trying not to laugh like Major pain everyday lol
That scream..lmao watching in 2020 still funny as hell..h
Daymon wayans is also good in the tv series Lethal Weapon
I saw what you did to my friend!!! BAM!!!😂😂😂😂 that shit kills my every single time since I was tigers age man. Always belt out loud laughing😂😂
"I'm gonna fix that quick, fast and in a hurry"
What in the world would someone want a blind dog
1:57
I never realized that was Bam Bam Bigelow until just now....
Those tears won't stop charlie from taking his bayonet and sticking it in your tiny lil heart.
Where the lie
The last part where Major Payne shaves the
dogs fur was very funny. I love this movie.
Payne laughing has the New objective :survive: meme and the run meme
so under rated, no matter how you feel this movie can always make you laugh. 🤣🤣🤣 love how he shaves their heads and the little train that could choo choo🤣🤣
The way he screamed 🤣
One thing I really like, Major Payne was trying to be nice to the new students at the end. Wasn't till the blind dude called him an idiot that he decided to be an asshole right back.
This was a kids movie in the 90s. There would be all types of social media outrage if they made this today
I loved this movie as a kid and could quote it word for word from start to finish. They could never make this movie today much less market it to kids. The good ole days. Even tho the bs had already started it was still a great America. Similar to the America I invision when Trump says MAGA
@bobbyduegrr3347 I'm black
@@toofar2real And?? What’s that got to do with anything? I said the 90s is how I envisioned a great America.
“Well it’s not a life or death situation.”
*pulls the pin*
“It is now”
One of the best movies ever
When Payne pulled the grenade I died laughing him saying it is now
What you callin me a Liar lmao
I ain’t calling you a truther haha
Well that’s one death warrant signed
Who’s the Dummy now😭😭😭
The only time major payne is happy... Is when hes breaking in new recruits
1:34 the kid with the clipboard knew he wasn't playing around
"WHO'STHE DUMMY NOW!!" major Payne
Now you know when you hear that laugh your only options are
A.Run
B.Sit there and take it (Pause.)
C.Cower in fear
D.Do nothing
Hes pretty good at shaving with that feild knife
tHAT WAS SOOOOOFUNNY!
2:02 That guy who fights major Payne is originally from WWE.
“Charlie was all over the place”
Oooooohhhhh Chiiiiiiilllllllllddddrrreeeeeeennn....
My mom says that all the time because of this movie
Bring major Payne back in 2024 cancel culture would have a heart attack
Really ? I don't recall literally anything offensive from the movie lol
@@lovelychickyyy1071 have you seen how drill sergeants treat their men in recent history ? The internets not as soft as you would think, they’d would give a pass to this movie for being somewhat realistic lmao honestly mayor Payne could be more mean and offensive he’s pretty nice to the kids in the movie
02:04 Best line in the movie
Mine is "Hey dummy what's the matter you can't see either?"
Tell ma to bring me my steel knife
It's Field Knife actually
@@Abrxas01 oh thanks lol
1:49 Peppa Pig when she sees a puddle full of mud
🤣 “What would anyone want with a blind dog??”
i watch this movie wit my kids and on the part he screamed all my kids jumped it was freaking priceless
I miss Wayan Brothers films.
Lula Mae baby boy! 😂😂😂😂😂Its sometimes the smallest thing can be genius.
I love how she clearly approved of this disciplinary method, as she brought him the field knife! They're such a good couple!
Greatest movie ever
0:12 Major Payne wasn’t playing NO GAMES!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It wouldn't till charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosives lol
One of my fav movies
*Who’s the dummy, now*
1:04 And you get on out my face before I pick you up and toss you out that window 😂😂😂😂
I was 11 when this movie come out and it was one of my favorites
Imagine Major Payne at a college today
They would still fail to make him leave, except they won't be as smart as the "green boys".
2:05 😂😂😂
In Living Colors,Homey The Clown!,and WWFs Bam Bam Bigalow!
When Orlando Brown had a male role model to look up to lol
1:57 HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAM BAM?!?!
Holy crap it is!
Bam bam bigelo
"It was just me and my sidearm, and I had no alternative but to blast my way out!" 🤣
Thought they should have made a part two...
Damon should have joined the Corps, he looks and sounds like a Senior DI
The Wayan's brothers have this uncanny ability to scream like women it's hilarious 😂
This is the way I’m a dad to my kids not even on my purpose and my wife hates it I tell her babe I’m raisin men not little girls 😂
‘Hey Cpl, go tell Ma bring my field knife’
I have seen this tons of times but i dont remember the dog scene
Crazy. Sick. True foreshadowing
Payne! Where do you think you're goin?
Back to killin. You wan come?
Loved that story he told
Is that fuckin Bam Bam Bigelow?
Bam Bam vs major pain 😂
“I see you and your friend Cujo-“ is that a reference to the Stephen King novel?
Yes. lol
There was a movie Cujo he made also and it was crazy good though it's really old.
I always liked this movie bc it reminds me of my father who was in the military and southern. It’s just so relatable 😂 and blk
0:45
I love the fact he dubbed the little kid the Corporal
You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive 😂
Damn, now i know what to do with my dog when he out of line again.
yall have NO IDEA how much funnier in french this movie is
Wen kid's movies where actually good.. teaching life lessons and fun. For kids and adults
Love this movie ❤
1:26 😂
But it's not a life or death situation Payne it is now
Major Payne- what the hell you want with a blind dog:
Soldier- the dog's not blind you idiot I am:
Major Payne- oh I see someone got a little attitudinal problem well I'm gonna fix that up fast quick and in a hurry hey corporal go tell mom to give you my field knive:
Soldier feels his head then feels dog that part cracks me up everytime
Love this movie
OMG who's the dummy now LOL
I see you and you friend chuYo got a little attitudinal problem re-ajustment 😂
Major Payne 2 how about that Damon :)
Best of the best.
Its bam bam biggelow holy shit
Lol That's a hell of a story 😅😅