FGO Servant Slander: Sabers
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
- Slander Facts: This is done in good fun and hurts me more than you can imagine. Please forgive me
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Gilgamesh: You know you've done something wrong when there are two less annoying versions of you, and one of them is a child.
Facts. Kid-Gilgamesh is unironically a more helpful character 90% of the time lmao
Three if you count Ozymandias
Btw, Ozymandias: People only like you because you’re a clone of another Servant, but slightly nicer
The world's most glorious douchebag... and somehow we still like him, yeah we're indeed all bottoms 🤣
Ozymandias: The only reason people knows about you on this century is because some random dude decided to put moses as your brother
Me: *sobbing*
Everyone else: "It's just jokes man"
Me: "Yeah, I know that. Its all in good fun ..." *continues tearing up*
I don't blame you. I know it's not meant seriously, but where most slander videos use the sped up gifs and the music to convey the comedic intent, this one is formated in a much dryer way that makes it feel serious.
@@failbird105 plus most of these aren't even funny. Like the funniest one is "You exist" and that's barely getting a chuckle
Muramasa: You're just Shirou.
Me: *I see this as an absolute win*
Emiya: You’re just Shirou, with everything that entails.
Emiya Alter: You’re a coin flip between a racist stereotype and a Jojo reference.
David: You’re lucky fate has so many choices for “Worst Dad” that you don’t even crack the top five.
Chloe: You’re lolicon fan service personified, need I say more?
Summer Osakabehime: If this were realistic you’d have a passive stun effect as the enemies cover their eyes from how pale you are.
Summer Illya: Lasagna gave you the most unfortunate translation for your third skill.
Gilgamesh: You’re lucky Gilles exists to make everyone forget how you ate all those orphans.
What kind of idiot named the skill “legal shower”?
I just noticed this
@@civicrider5556 the better version am I right ?
Ouch, that's a burn!🤣
@@civicrider5556 🥵 my hand and I will make it illegal shower soon
@@civicrider5556 my goodness I hadnt even read that skill until it was pointed out
that is a VERY unfortunate translation
archer slander u say hmmm, okay
Tesla: you were so desperate you married a pigeon
Napoleon: I can understand losing to cold weather but... rabbits?
Chloe: Youre an actual sex offender
Fujino: nobody cares about your tragic backstory, shut up
Super Orion: youre literally born from piss and is named after it
Nobutaksu: youre so maidenless you started simping for your own sister
Arjuna: your entire personality is centered around your ex boyfriend
arjuna: your hlaf-brother ex boyfriend
Gooodddaaaaammmnnn chillaxxxx
Gonna be that guy and ask where's shirou fully knowing bro has had enough already as it is
Calamity Jane: Grandma, you're over a thousand years old, you can not pull off the cheerleader look anymore.
Touta: So inconsequential they cut you out of the Camelot movie and nothing of value was lost.
Arjuna: Karna is better than you.
Only valid if the slander for Karna is "Arjuna is better than you."
Also, ouch to my boy Touta. I felt his absence.
Arash: NO ONE has ever heard any of your victory/end of battle lines.
Arjuna: How are you so terrible that the only way the devs buffed you was by making an entirely different version of you.
Summer Illya: People only like you because of your facial expressions.
Nobukatsu: You were only made playable to make your Avenger sister decent.
Ishtar: How are even more of a useless goddess than Aqua?
Ouch, Arash is already dead, don't have to keep beating him like that....
@@damson4211 YOOoo!
Dibs on that Void Dust
Summer Illya one is entirely wrong
We like Illya because she's Illya
I think you just murdered Ishtar
EMYIA Slander: "Your litteral origin is swords, you can literally create a world of just swords and yet you somehow didn't make the cut to be a Saber"
Willia Tell: "Your myth only exists because Swizerland wanted to have something special like everyone else and you had to do"
Paris: "Somehow, in all the wars though history, you managed to cause one because of a golden fucking apple"
I still believe that somewhere out there exists a Saber EMIYA and he's basically NOT summonable as Archer would always overlap him
Gilgamesh: Did you also lose your defensive skills when the snake stole immortality from you?
Paris: You are an example of both pedophilia and zoophilia.
Moriarty: You may be an evil genius, but your younger version actually fits into one of the metas.
Summer Illya: You will never be better than Chloe.
Atalante: Did you give away all your base NP gain to the children you protect?
Billy the Kid: Even for someone using a gun, your animations are only slightly above Caster balls.
Helena Blavatsky: You literally the wet dream of someone who says "she's actually not 9 years old". (Works for the caster version as well)
Tawara Touta: As nifty as your noble phantasms are, how many times do you appear in the story?
Fairy Knight Tristan: It's ironic that someone who is obsessed with shoes would let the faeries walk over her. (Slight spoiler)
Kid Gil: You literally only good at being bait for Musashi.
Nobukatsu: I love you, but your noble phantasm is literally killing yourself so your sister can benefit from your life insurance policy.
That last one though... *Pain*
Mann that Nobukatsu one was good
HOLY SHIT I DID NOT REALIZE THAT NOBUKATSUS NP IS LITERALLY INSURANCE FRAUD FOR NOBU WTF
Tawara Touta: you were cut from Camelot movies along with hundred personas because you were that unnecessary.
Illya will always be better than Chloe. Stop the cap simp
Baobhan Sith slander : “I would rather date your adoptive mom”
Oh damn
fatality XD
Gilgamesh: You claim to be above all Servants, yet you’re not qualified to be a Grand Servant.
Casgil is though?
@@evanolsen6925 Archer isn't because of him not meeting the requirement. Then again we don't know the requirements for the rest of the grands
And he even confirms it in Solomon
This one's for Artemis you hijacked a spirit origin, turn them into a stuffed bear and pump him full of arrows when he looks at another girl even in a conversation no wonder why he wants to get away from you
Alright, that Sigurd and Hajime slander got me. Nice work.
Archer slander
Gilgamesh: You are a simp
Moriarty: people only like you for being Fran’s dad
Nah, I like him for being MY DAD
Nah I like Moriarty cause he has DILF energy. I wouldn't mind him taking me
Siegfried's slander would probably be more like "No one actually remembers your story, they remember Sigurd's story with your name slapped onto it".
EMIYA: For someone who exists to purge doomed timelines, you sure do suck at purging your own.
Or
EMIYA: You could not even kill a younger, weaker version of yourself properly.
Or
EMIYA: October 20 is eternally ruined for most everyone, and it's all your fault.
(October 20th is Shirou Day, where hundreds of fate fans flock to Twitter with Shirou pfps and memes before proceeding to flood the site with everyone's favorite sword boi.)
Napoleon: name one thing about his character that doesn’t involve his pecs
His legs.
His massive cannon?
Losing to rabbits
The fact that he apologizes a lot in LB2
He's a rainbow bro with Fergus.
Holy shit, you just slew enough Servants to fill the Grail several times over.
Arjuna: One of the most powerful archer in Indian mythology and still a meme.
Tell: We only know you for just the apple trick and still don't know you.
Nikola: "When doves cry" - Prince
Thomas: You were made for Bara Furries.
Billy: You were made for Musashi's antics.
Napoleon: This was what the real Napoleon wanted to be remembered as.
Romulus: The shit you get from everyone is acceptable but taken to 11, the Roman Kingdom, The Roman Republic, and The Roman Empire are basically 3 different shits all together. I'd put Aurelian, Constantine, Justinian, Augustus, and Caesar, hell the 5 Good Emperors are another monster all together, above you if I'm being honest here
Aurelian did what Constantine did in 5 years
Constantine pulled an empire together on the brink of separating and the one responsible for the biggest plot twist in making the ROMANS Christians
Justinian, for better or for worse, was the closest to recovering the entire empire if not for that damned plague and the gigachad that is Khosrow
Augustus, need I say more
Caesar, the main reason we have the Roman empire in the first place, guy laid the foundations that Octavian would use to be Augustus
How is the last one Servant Slander?
William Tell: you’re legend is so basic they needed to give you modern weaponry to come up with some interesting animations
Arash: you almost never finish a node alive, and if you're alive at the end, something had gone wrong.
Emiya: You hate yourself so much because you're a failure
Emiya alter: how much of a edgelord you can be?
Ishtar: You're only liked because you're using the face of a popular character
Billy: How do you feel knowing your real class is never going to become a thing?
Arjuna: Your character is nonexistent without the presence of Karna.
Tristan: You get off way too easily for being not only a cheater, but also the first knight to abandon the Round Table.
Gilgamesh (Archer)
Imagine having so many nicknames and titles that you could write an entire wiki page about, but you’re outclassed by a guy named after urine
Tmw outclassed by a literal piss baby
Tomoe Gozen: You are the definition of NTR bait.
Osakabehime: Just when you thought you couldn't get any more cringe.
Orion: A 3 star is better than you
Super Orion: You were better looking as a stuffed bear.
TooMoe is way too fucking cute ngl
Shirabi is an absolute god
"A 3 star is better than you" isn't really saying much.
There's plenty of 3 stars better than a lot of other higher rarity servants
Tomoe: Your husband chose to die with his honor rather than you at his side.
Chloe: You are the worst of the jailbait and that is your best accomplishment.
Arash: It is so easy to make terrorist comparisons about you.
Atalanta and Chloe for me man
If you know about Atalanta's son then you know
David: all of fgo could of been prevented by him putting on a condom
Emiya/Archer - You are a meme, there's no getting around that.
Emiya/Alter - Wow, never thought shadow the hedgehog would make a cameo in FGO!
1:38 as a Medb fan, I agree
For some Archer slander:
Paris: Imagine going from the guy that killed Achilles to a shota
Jeanne: Nobody cared about you until you put on a swimsuit and adopted an Oneesan complex.
Arjuna: People only care about your berserker form
Gil Roast: "Except for charisma, every single one of your abilities has nothing to do with your accomplishments and everything to do things that have been given to you, and you can't even beat a human in an even swordfight"
Oh boy this was ruthless, and I can’t wait for the Archer one. As for my own thoughts:
Gilgamesh: you have the personality that combines the worst of Reddit and TikTok.
Arash: People only remember you as an Arab stereotype and being used like one.
Atalante: The moment Neko-Arc comes you will be burnt for being the worse cat girl.
Touta: Not even your rice is as bland as you.
Moriarty: How do you make two copies of yourself and still fail?
Nah not the Arab stereotype 💀💀💀
The Round Table is the dollar store version of the Twelve Paladins and I will not be convinced otherwise.
Just me dunking on Gil. I have him so I can.
Gilgamesh: You call your self the king of heroes, but really you are the first hoarder in history.
Gilgamesh: You will forever be known as the golden trashcan by me.
Gilgamesh: You love saber faces rejecting you so much, that even a joke anime showed it.
Gilgamesh: Out of all the nsfw fan art you are always the bottom.
David: The story fucked you up way more, then the amount of damage your son ever caused in game.
Billy the kid: If not for your good crit gain. The only thing people care about is debating if you are legal or not.
Tristan: You are just a insert despacito meme.
Emiya (Alter): Burnt toast.
Super Orion: Every time I look at your face I just remember the hobbit movie from 1977.
Gilgamesh: the "but can he beat Goku?" Of fate and even then it's just about his sword.
Apollo: both ruined lives cuz they couldn't keep it in their pants.
David: I read fanfics that portray you better than the games did.
"You're just Shirou"
but that's what makes him so great
The better slander for (Shirou) Muramasa is this: Your magical element is Sword Your Origin is sword and it still takes for you to be possess by an old blacksmith with anger issues to be a Saber
Robin Hood: You can turn invisible, yet everyone knows where you are
Euryale: If it weren't for your gimmick everyone would hate you.
Sei: Last time I checked the Nintendo Switch was entertaining.
Orion (Artemis): You are outclassed by a f2p snake.
Nobunaga: The NPC's in your events are more interesting than you.
Ishtar: Hello there purchasable goddess.
Santa Nightingale: You somehow became more annoying than your berserker version.
Jarcher: You historically are a beast with cannons, but here we're with dolphins.
Reaction to your jeanne:
SERIOUSLY?! this dumb game doesn't even address that if it's true!
Nah I love Euryale without the gimmicks. She can actually do damage unlike Stheno
0:16 - 0:20 The fact that I feel so incredibly ATTACKED by this, probably means something.
Sei Shonagon: “Wow! The Archer Class really ISN’T made of Archers!”
Anastasia/Marie: Your fame comes solely from being related to someone powerful at the time, but not enough to actually stay alive
At least Charlemagne's dollar store round table Knights didn't betray and kill each other
Ishtar: Your other half is better AND Your spin-off version is better.
Distance for Gilgamesh out of all the treasures you got you still can get with artoria
Boudica: You fought against your oppressors, only to serve them in battle and the kitchen where you belong.
hahaha the feminist hate this comment XD
Gilgamesh: You claim to be true owner of all treasures of the world, but you do not have something if it's not well known. So you're just beggar that gets everything from the humans fate in myths?
To keep in line with Okita
Nobu: You're just a gag character of a brocon tsundere
David: Your son literally killed all of humanity, and you did nothing to stop him.
Summer Jeanne D’Arc: You had a fun motif going with the whole animal trainer thing...then you had to ruin it with your third ascension.
Tawara Touta: Let’s be real, who actually noticed he was missing in the Camelot movie (I say as a Hundred Personas fan)?
Oh, my God, I only noticed that Tawara wasn't there now when you mentioned it.
For David case, to be fair, it was Goetia and not the Solomon
@@L16htW4rr10r I don’t think it matters too much since Goetia was his familiar and a system he set up personally. Basically, he created an AI and the AI went rogue. So the fault still is his.
I am the storm that is not approaching
Emiya: Catering to both Arts and Buster, and even then you get shit on by Lancers.
Tesla: When the real life counterpart wins Tumbler Sexy man and you don't.
Super Orion: GET BACK IN THE BEAR!
That get back in the bear comment is fucking gold, that should be in the next vid!
Emiya regular: Wrong class buddy
Ishtar: Misplaced Konasuba character
Gilgamesh: has all the best weapons and you still lost to a normal dude and his pale imitations.
David: Beating Golaith is more indicate on how much he sucks than anything
Orion: The best solo servant because no one can stand to be around you
Arash: Why did the Counter Force make Okita Alter when they got you?
Robin Hood: Wrong class buddy (the joke goes both ways :P)
Atalanta: Artemis is a hypocrite and Apollo is a creep, find new patron gods.
Tesla: Nothing would ever be as insulting to him as Elon Musk
i can understand the atalanta insult
Artemis:When the reason you would be excited to get her can be done better by a 3 star(in reference to the gawain fight in camelot)
“You’re just Shirou”
I don’t know, to some people that might come off more as a selling point then a roast.
Oh the Bedi one I have a good one
"For all your skill and prowess, you who were one of the first and the very last knight by Artoria's side, you're still below the totem pole of Nasu's Anglophilia"
For Muramasa
"You exists as Shirou because they wanted Shirou, but not all of Shirou, so they killed him and now you walk around. You're even more fake than the Faker"
Honestly should just add Kriemhild for "The only reason you're here is for Literal Marriage Counseling"
Ishtar: How does it feel to know that clay was chosen over you?
Anastasia : it took you 4 years to realised you could just eat ice cream if your too hot
David- you have a stick and not a bow
Gilgamesh: Strongest jobber in the Nasuverse
Ishtar: The only reason people like you is because of Rin
Emiya alter: Nothing I can say is worse than what the localisers did to your skin colour
Fujino: Not even Nasu wanted you in the game
My personal favourite for inshun:
Forget about na knowing about the events 2 years prior, by staring at your head as soon as you arrived at chaldea i saw the end of part 3
Super Orion: Your name literally means Super Piss
Napoleon: All you had to do is wait for a damn spring.
Oda Nobunaga: I can't tell what's more hilarious, that a gag character went from F2P trash to whale trash, or the fact that her skills are some of the worst in the game
EMIYA(Alter): A copy of Kiritsugu but too emo
Arjuna: At least Karna has a coessive NP, you not even that
David: BB and lancelot called and told me your parenting skills suck
As a Jeanne Fan:
Jeanne: You are an accessory to more interesting characters even in your own anime.
Jeanne Alter: Let's face it most of your popularity is based on how many hits you have in nhentai.
Lily: Only event so far that took almost a whole day of maintenance, your bigger self would be proud but you assessed how that's a bad thing.
Jeanne Archer: Explains why you liked Sieg in Apoc.
Alter Summer: I dunno if this reflects poorly on you or your original self if you are more entertaining on the virtue/curse of you being a weeb and chuuni.
Gilgamesh: even Elizabeth can manage to get you on your knees. *Elizabeth*
EMIYA: You are just Shirou... again.
*Slaps Summer skin*
Kiara: no one knows you ccc wasn't translated
When I saw slander I thought it was going to be one of those slander memes.
I'm pretty sure it's *supposed* to be. The problem is that it's done in such a dry and clinical way that it feels serious rather than joking like it was intended to be.
Okay I'm gonna admit, this felt a lot, *lot* more brutal than the average "slander" stuff.
Like, I don't think I'd feel the same way if it was done in the normal format, but when it's just cold silence other than the straight-faced sentences read aloud it feels less like playful 'slander' memes and more like *actual* mean spirited hate, even if I know it wasn't at all meant that way.
Even in the cases where I literally agreed with what you said I still felt upset on the characters behalf by the way it was said.
I say this not because of any personal dislike of you Klidge, because I get this is just a case of a fun meme being executed poorly, but rather out of a need to vent my feelings and I apologize if it offends:
*Fuck you* on both the Tomoe and Barghest ones.
That's why he should do it more
Archer slander eh? I have a few.
Orion (Regular): You are outdone by a 3 Star, and your dear wife is holding you back.
Super Orion: You look like a sweaty bag of meat without the plastic peeled off, at least your kit is well made.
Arjuna: You have the most ass backwards kit in the wholegame, saved by god tier animation.
You really should’ve pointed out that Musashi looks and acts like a guda guda character
David: "i'd give you a best dad mug as insult but you're so dense you'd take it as a gift"
Archer slander,
Jeanne archer: Aquarium called, they want their dolphins back
Artemis: Everyone liked you better as a gun
Tristan: I was a budget saber just to find out i was an archer
Emiya Alter: You are walking proof that it can always get worse.
Summer Archer Artioria: Are we sure you aren’t a Grand Archer?
Here's a few I thought up for some archers:
Tristan: You're so depressing to be around even your wife couldn't stand it anymore and left you for a different man.
Chiron: People only remember you because you taught more interesting Greek heroes.
OG Nobu: You're a gag character so forgettable that they needed to give you two other forms for people to start caring about you.
(Archer) Anastasia: You're entire existence is one big joke about how you don't like the heat.
Anne and Mary: Hololive called, they want their horny pirate back or they will sue.
Aśvatthāman: Your most defining characteristic is that no one outside of Inda knows how to even pronounce your name.
the hololive pirate girl is totally a bich 😒
This is just Anderson Monday when meeting with the servants
Orion (Artemis): Super Orion exists, Euryale exists. There is no contest.
Euryale: Gawain boss fight. That is the only time people will remember you exist.
Atalanta: The only thing worse than your stubbornness is your NP gain
Robin: You are literally dollar store Emiya
Tell: You cosplay Big Boss so people forget you are literally diet Robin
Billy: At least Honako remembers you exist
Arash: Imagine being top tier for murking yourself. F
Gil: You are a simp for clay.
Arjuna: At least your Alter form has traits that don’t revolve entirely around Karna
Jarcher: You’re scarier than your Alter form. Should that be possible?
Squirtoria: Literally every other swimsuit version of you has more attention from the fanbase
Paris: Imagine being the origin of the Trojan War and killing Achilles and showing up like a ball of cotton
Nobu: Type Redline you at least can be taken seriously
Ishtar: Useless goddess. Enough said.
Tristan: You are such a bottom that Melt of all people reminds you of your wife
Sei: You are a meme. Nothing more.
Nobukatsu: You are the siscon to end all siscons
David: For a man after God’s own heart you are the furthest thing from faithful
Okkie Summer: Fortnite references are cringe on top of your preexisting cringe
Emiya: Imagine being actual Shirou and being overshadowed by an old man cosplaying as Shirou
Hey, I'll have you know I loved Boxer Karna. My favorite welfare by far.
Arash: you’re only good for one thing.
Summer Anne and Mary: People only want you because of a specific porn meme.
Asawattama(something something): nobody gonna get your name right
Gilgamesh: your "fighting skills" boils down to the Moon knight's meme (random bullshit, go!)
Emiya: you're one of the main reasons that the fanbase don't take the class seriously
Artemis Orion: you're focused in one niche, and there are low stars servants that does better than you without it... also the bear has a bigger cake than you
Touta: i only remember he exist because of him being the easiest challange quest in Gilfest
Tametomo: ignoring the fact that you're a gundam, you're arguebly one of the closest of being just a "archer"
Arash: as much as i could say something, i think you already suffer enough being a literal fast bomb in a game that 80% of the time people are farming and you can't skip NP animations
Super Orion: you're Johny Bravo
This must be what a verbal forest fire looks like.
Moriarty Ruler slander: you're the prime example of using Wisdom as a dump stat, seriously.
Gilgamesh: Never actually knew you were an archer class until I asked a friend.
Gilgamesh: You are an extra character made because Type Moon didn't want to add more harem for Shirou
So goatman woke up and choose violence today?
That charlamagne one got me more than any of the other ones.
Arjuna: you needed to be made into a god so people would care about you
This was great, and I like how you credited when other ppl chimed in.
Aśvatthāman: People only care about you because your nickname is a car toy.
Chloe: You're basically an OC from a bad fan fic.
Robin: I thought gingers lacked souls not personalities.
Ishtar: You're just Rin for people with a foot fetish.
Prisma Illya isn't bad. Chloe's existence was a mistake though
@@Snow-xd4rv weell if the choco loli no try to seccual assalting other kids maeby
Summer Tomoe got violated, that was passed slander
Arjuna: Your Alter is a literal upgrade of you, You are forgotten.
For Summer Jeanne: Why do you even have a sister complex? Where did that come from anyways?