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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @thatchewy
    @thatchewy 8 лет назад +1908

    is he crannied or his he bolder ?

    • @BushidoBoyd
      @BushidoBoyd 8 лет назад +248

      boulder, obviously

    • @Coleman_H
      @Coleman_H 8 лет назад +83

      BushidoBoyd thasi thoughso

    • @thatchewy
      @thatchewy 8 лет назад +132

      Bobby Greene thats so cute and purified

    • @kennyyy4L
      @kennyyy4L 5 лет назад +50

      @@thatchewy Do you know if he's an age raider or what is he?

    • @marks5946
      @marks5946 5 лет назад +11

      Kenny I’m not really sure.

  • @professorduckford4787
    @professorduckford4787 5 лет назад +361

    I love when someone asks kyle to repeat himself he leans in but says it even quieter than before

    • @evmac
      @evmac Год назад +4

      Lmao

  • @econmachete
    @econmachete 9 лет назад +798

    "They do not anthropomorphize, nor do they annidate."

    • @meredith414
      @meredith414 8 лет назад +7

      I think he might be saying annotate. Who knows though.

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 7 лет назад +3

      furry_irl

    • @telgars
      @telgars 6 лет назад +2

      Actually it is 'antedate'

    • @CalebvanderLeek
      @CalebvanderLeek 5 лет назад +14

      @@telgars ACTUALLY it's "inundate"

    • @telgars
      @telgars 5 лет назад +4

      @@CalebvanderLeek Hmm no, I stand by my previous comment. He says "antedate".

  • @jays0909
    @jays0909 8 лет назад +445

    "To see if they are really the best creatures for reptiles In this year "

  • @funubergames2539
    @funubergames2539 6 лет назад +219

    he always walks away when the conversation is going normally.

  • @stevebrule6172
    @stevebrule6172 9 лет назад +653

    Those were the first reptiles that came to earth, you can tell by the grain

  • @AsmodeusClips
    @AsmodeusClips 8 лет назад +448

    Whenwasthefirsthimeforsomotheseguys?

  • @tombonele
    @tombonele 8 лет назад +411

    these lil mini monsters are straight from the heart

    • @BCDowns94
      @BCDowns94 8 лет назад +16

      you wanna see em evolve?

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 4 года назад +2

      @@BCDowns94 Yes.

    • @Arch_
      @Arch_ 3 года назад +1

      Lmaooooo

    • @wr7662
      @wr7662 2 года назад +1

      They do not anthropomorphize, nor do they antedate.

    • @cwesley2005
      @cwesley2005 2 месяца назад

      This should be the tag line for every news cast ever

  • @SamJohnsonVoice
    @SamJohnsonVoice 6 лет назад +375

    I watch this at least 5 times a year

  • @Gonthor1000
    @Gonthor1000 11 лет назад +112

    "Takin a quick fiver from all those guys crawlin around?"
    "Fontana cal gekos in fontana california"

    • @scottcole1423
      @scottcole1423 3 года назад +3

      One of my favorite parts 😂

    • @Smeepus
      @Smeepus Месяц назад +1

      Kyle met his match in that moment

  • @jasoncrumpet9764
    @jasoncrumpet9764 10 лет назад +372

    Both Kyle and the cameraman deserve an Oscar for keeping a straight face. I don't know how they do it.

    • @samsondube
      @samsondube 7 лет назад +14

      If i was the cameraman omg I would not be able to do it.

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 5 лет назад +7

      Well... when they crack, they edit it out. Glad to help you understand how they do it! Your welcome!

    • @tylerluck378
      @tylerluck378 3 года назад +1

      To be fair we never see the camera man's face

    • @coltonruscheinsky7863
      @coltonruscheinsky7863 3 года назад +3

      @@danm2084 That's not in the spirit of Kyle and what he's all about, man!

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 3 года назад +3

      @@coltonruscheinsky7863 lol I must've been grumpy that day. But really.. doesn't know how they do it??

  • @rileygalvin2
    @rileygalvin2 4 года назад +97

    Words cannot describe how genius this is. This is comedy at its finest.

    • @william_02
      @william_02 2 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @deepweb.mp3
      @deepweb.mp3 2 года назад +5

      Crazy to come back to this video 9-10 years after I first saw it and see that it has a criminally low amount of views for what it is. Especially after this shit led to him landing a role on Saturday Night Live.

  • @Pnoyz
    @Pnoyz 8 лет назад +152

    FONTANA CAL GECKOS FROM FONTANA CALIFORNIA.

    • @lakersnonfan
      @lakersnonfan 4 года назад +8

      says it so abruptly with so much conviction lol

    • @Aaron-qk2hj
      @Aaron-qk2hj 4 года назад +7

      @@lakersnonfan Doesn’t even answer Kyle just instantly plugs his reptile business😂

  • @Huumf
    @Huumf 9 лет назад +404

    Oh no I hate when he leaves when the old guy talking :(

    • @alinavaysfligel7249
      @alinavaysfligel7249 7 лет назад +48

      ikr?? it seemed like that guy had some good info to share and more importantly, wanted to share it!

    • @samsondube
      @samsondube 7 лет назад +49

      well he shook his hand atleast lol

    • @greatsupper
      @greatsupper 6 лет назад +37

      He probably was nice to him off camera

  • @chadthatsall
    @chadthatsall 4 года назад +62

    He said it best when he said, “these mini monsters are straight from the heart.”
    RIP Kyle’s account, hope his SNL stuff gets back to this gold quality level.

    • @kungfujiujitsufliptrick4832
      @kungfujiujitsufliptrick4832 4 года назад +2

      no its "these litlmmn mini monsters are straight from the heart."
      and yes i agree, they might have even been richer/more famous maybe made a movie together

    • @pazuzu643
      @pazuzu643 2 года назад +1

      If god was fair Kyle would get his own show

    • @BR-lx7py
      @BR-lx7py Год назад +1

      "Straight from the heart" as he puts his hand on the wrong side :D Genius

  • @Jon.so.vile.
    @Jon.so.vile. 2 года назад +45

    Kyle is just too cute and purified

  • @andrewmrcz
    @andrewmrcz Год назад +32

    Dude’s talent was totally wasted on SNL

    • @moisesbabaejiogbe
      @moisesbabaejiogbe 7 месяцев назад +1

      I feel that he can post on RUclips & make it

  • @rynobucket
    @rynobucket 11 лет назад +109

    That's so cute and purified. I want this shirt.

  • @lydiah28
    @lydiah28 10 лет назад +70

    I'm waiting for the day when I see a picture of myself in with all the in between pictures

  • @NicolasStadler
    @NicolasStadler 10 лет назад +434

    Jesus Christ. Even after all this time, and even taking into account that it's an act, it stays so goddamn awkward to watch.

  • @somecallmetim46
    @somecallmetim46 9 лет назад +1021

    I feel sorry for anyone trying to learn English through this video. Just don't.

    • @ianalexander4
      @ianalexander4 5 лет назад +98

      somecallmetim46 thanks Tim I've been using Kyle's vids to learn English and I'm doing a great clock with calendar

    • @brandonjdean
      @brandonjdean 5 лет назад +2

      @@ianalexander4 lololololollolo

    • @brandonjdean
      @brandonjdean 5 лет назад

      lollololl that would be a damn shame : P

    • @ajsoprano526
      @ajsoprano526 5 лет назад +7

      Why would this happen?

    • @starryeyedtarot8876
      @starryeyedtarot8876 5 лет назад +1

      I had the *exact* same thought the other night lol

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 10 лет назад +198

    they do not anthropomorphize, nor do they andidate.

    • @25neworleanssaints
      @25neworleanssaints 9 лет назад +28

      These little Minnie monsters are straight from the heart

    • @beavage8592
      @beavage8592 7 лет назад +3

      Hahahahaha best line

  • @JoeCambo
    @JoeCambo 8 лет назад +174

    Yes, you know what I'm talking about. Scales, fierce, SLIMY!

  • @LiamMayfair
    @LiamMayfair 10 лет назад +338

    The conversation with the ginger, oh man, that is a true masterpiece of the Internet.
    The kid repeating the same kyle's saying like he knows what he's talking about ROFLMAO

    • @LeighChristie
      @LeighChristie 6 лет назад +18

      Best part. 100 trecent

    • @driftsgardens9526
      @driftsgardens9526 4 года назад +59

      lmao i thought he was special i was just trying to be nice I had no idea who he was.

    • @igotaglockinmysock
      @igotaglockinmysock 4 года назад +3

      @@driftsgardens9526 I would do the same thing

    • @Jags_Fan_Forever
      @Jags_Fan_Forever 3 года назад +6

      @@driftsgardens9526 bro that’s crazy that it’s really you 😂

    • @bgockel
      @bgockel 3 года назад +4

      Ginger kid was the smoothest of the bunch.

  • @AngelGarcia-177
    @AngelGarcia-177 8 лет назад +126

    is he cranied or is he bolder

  • @CharlesCampo1
    @CharlesCampo1 9 лет назад +25

    what you're going to find is that because of the smaller fenders. theresthe one thats gonnasurise right there.... You guys have a great one.

  • @CarlWinslow346
    @CarlWinslow346 10 лет назад +278

    The pictures in between kill me

    • @chuey602
      @chuey602 9 лет назад +2

      That's the best freakin part! lol

    • @AzWanderers
      @AzWanderers 7 лет назад +6

      fuckin dead when they just do a quick cut after a reaction

    • @cwesley2005
      @cwesley2005 2 месяца назад

      The guy with the two swords

  • @DjinnsĘnigma
    @DjinnsĘnigma Год назад +7

    3:09
    "They do not anthropomorphize, nor do they anadate."

  • @impuuurity
    @impuuurity 4 года назад +50

    ancient wooden reptile, you can see from the grain that these are the first that came to the earth and have still survived to this day. very unique breed and pride.

  • @JM-fc9gm
    @JM-fc9gm Год назад +8

    I used “cute and purified” in daily conversations with my wife. No joke.

  • @TheRealXandeRToXic
    @TheRealXandeRToXic 9 лет назад +22

    The smaller the fenders, the more likely they will survive. Truth.

  • @Scoob505
    @Scoob505 10 лет назад +448

    You wonder. Do people think he is on hard drugs, disabled, or both?

    • @YewXYew
      @YewXYew 10 лет назад +12

      its a comedy skit

    • @Scoob505
      @Scoob505 10 лет назад +183

      I understand this.My question was, what do the people that he is interacting with think.

    • @LucaK
      @LucaK 10 лет назад +87

      ***** I think some people think that he is really socially handicapped.

    • @zanebrant
      @zanebrant 10 лет назад +11

      Sweet profile pic. I wonder if being a Syd Barrett fan is somehow correlated with being a Kyle Mooney fan?

    • @Scoob505
      @Scoob505 9 лет назад

      Luca K hahaha!

  • @gabesmith9171
    @gabesmith9171 Год назад +4

    I’m so glad they do not anthropomorphize or annodate

  • @tarajune69
    @tarajune69 11 лет назад +2

    The funny thing is, he actually fits in at that convention

  • @parkergeisttv
    @parkergeisttv 8 лет назад +28

    1:57 his glare he gives that guy is amazing

    • @Jake-pz7oi
      @Jake-pz7oi 7 дней назад

      Seriously, what was that guys problem 😂

  • @Tbarros822
    @Tbarros822 10 лет назад +19

    Because of the small fenders.. This one will be the one that survives

  • @gooze_design
    @gooze_design 11 лет назад +28

    this is my favorite video on the internet

  • @janethart-zs8cx
    @janethart-zs8cx 11 месяцев назад +3

    So underused on SNL, shame he is hilarious

  • @laurenb4471
    @laurenb4471 8 лет назад +24

    thats so cute and purified!

  • @suppersready
    @suppersready Месяц назад +2

    I'm so glad that Kyle clarified that these little mini-monster do NOT anthropomorphize and do NOT annotate, so many people get this wrong but not Kyle

  • @MrFleen
    @MrFleen 5 лет назад +17

    “That’s a great one to grade on and I think what you’re gonna find is that because of the smaller fenders, that’s gonna be the one that survives right there.”
    “Right...”

  • @jenonymous1018
    @jenonymous1018 3 года назад +4

    half of Kyle's questions sound like when I spam the suggestion button on my phone's keyboard

  • @byRoyalty
    @byRoyalty 3 года назад +8

    2:47 was so pure, they had no idea...

  • @roblord337
    @roblord337 9 месяцев назад +4

    I met the first slime lady at a reptile convention and asked her the exact same question that Kyle asked. She responded exactly how she responded to Kyle and I explained that I was joking and told her about this video having over 1 million views. She had no idea. And even more interestingly, she wasn’t that interested in the fact that an SNL cast member included her in this video with over 1 million views. Her reaction was similar to what you would expect if I told her it was raining outside.

  • @JoeCambo
    @JoeCambo 9 лет назад +395

    First slime

  • @ronismonis
    @ronismonis 12 лет назад +4

    i like how as soon as she starts to answer, after about the sixth time asking... it just changes scenes. great editing.

  • @wrathofkaneeighty8
    @wrathofkaneeighty8 Год назад +6

    whenwasthefirstslimeforsometheseguys?

  • @andrew2377
    @andrew2377 6 лет назад +178

    The "It does indeed" guy thinks hes a legend lol

    • @shamusbob7969
      @shamusbob7969 6 лет назад +50

      the way he just walked away while saying that, has his own side-adventure going on we can get on DLC after we die and wanna play the bonus content

    • @NougatCN
      @NougatCN 5 лет назад +3

      Shamus Bob I’d buy it

    • @AmaanC
      @AmaanC 4 года назад +1

      1:53

    • @leorickt.9604
      @leorickt.9604 4 года назад +7

      Such a reptile guy.

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 4 года назад +8

      You can tell he fucked the assholes of at least 6 reptile fans that day

  • @tayloranntube
    @tayloranntube 11 лет назад +18

    I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a video

  • @LT1
    @LT1 3 года назад +2

    "Because of the smaller fenders..."

  • @sadlife8495
    @sadlife8495 3 года назад +20

    seeing how patient people always were with him in 2011 gives me hope for people in 2021

  • @bmorebob6624
    @bmorebob6624 Месяц назад +1

    “So cute and purified” 😂 I can’t

  • @tombonele
    @tombonele 10 лет назад +11

    i think this is kyles finest interviewing performance

  • @anthonytaylor8859
    @anthonytaylor8859 10 лет назад +8

    These little mini monsters are straight from the heart

  • @AngelGarcia-177
    @AngelGarcia-177 8 лет назад +60

    Because of the smaller fender's

  • @piemuggs
    @piemuggs 9 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve watched a lot of comedy in my life, but this is upper echelon and may be the funniest character of all time. I remember seeing him do this on Jimmy Kimmel a long time ago and wasn’t sure if it was a gag or he was just autistic. He’s so brilliant in his delivery.

  • @rexb2292
    @rexb2292 8 лет назад +3

    this is without a doubt the most entertaining thing I've found on youtube to date

  • @JasperLeroux
    @JasperLeroux 9 лет назад +1

    You, sir, are the master of awkward.

  • @Waxxumus
    @Waxxumus 13 лет назад +4

    As these mini monsters move on out, we find that their conventions are one of the most fun places to learn and be educated.
    They do not anthropomorphize nor do they annotate.
    Please visit your next reptile conventions and support.
    These mini monsters are straight from the heart.

  • @HappyCheeryChap
    @HappyCheeryChap 3 года назад +1

    Dead frozen rats: The Finest of Fellows!

  • @sampison
    @sampison 7 лет назад +25

    Fontana Cal geckos in Fontana, California

  • @n.lightnin8298
    @n.lightnin8298 3 года назад +1

    Because of the smaller fenders that's going to be the one that survives right there 😂 😂 😂

  • @proudfoot.proudfoot
    @proudfoot.proudfoot 11 лет назад +3

    Have watched ten times in 24 hours. tThat last ramble just blows my mind! Really love this character, hope it can be worked into snl somehow KYLEEEEEE.

  • @jamiefoxxfromsprint459
    @jamiefoxxfromsprint459 8 лет назад +23

    I bet this is what English sounds like to people who only speak German

  • @astralacuity
    @astralacuity 10 лет назад +3

    "These mini monsters are straight from the heart." XD Priceless!

  • @wuhaninstituteofvirology
    @wuhaninstituteofvirology 9 месяцев назад +2

    ``elcome to the reptile convention, yes, y'you know what i'm talkin' about
    scales, fierce, slimy !
    these creatures are both good at night, AND at day
    let's talk to the people to see if they're real the best creatures
    FOR reptiles in THIS YEAR !``

  • @KlarxArts
    @KlarxArts 9 лет назад +34

    "second"
    "me too"

  • @jimjimsauce
    @jimjimsauce 6 лет назад +4

    I always watch these three times. Once for face value, twice to see kyles reactions to some of the weirder stuff, and third to watch the unease of the interviewees

    • @Earo16
      @Earo16 Год назад

      what what what

    • @Earo16
      @Earo16 Год назад

      oh man you're someone completely different. I thought that was me

  • @abibb27
    @abibb27 2 года назад +3

    Kyle is so brave lmfao. I’m gonna miss him on SNL too, let’s hope he comes back doing this stuff 😛

  • @pray4mojo35
    @pray4mojo35 3 года назад +1

    I leaned so much about reptiles and things.

  • @rhiannonwalsh
    @rhiannonwalsh 13 лет назад +4

    I adore when the camera pans at 1:40. Hilarious.
    Kyle, please never stop making videos :)
    xo

  • @DanielInfrangible
    @DanielInfrangible 6 лет назад +1

    Dear Kyle,
    Thank you.

  • @zman7117
    @zman7117 9 лет назад +4

    That handshake at 2:27 was amazing!

  • @jamesmoore5090
    @jamesmoore5090 Год назад +2

    2:44 is so damn funny - he makes up absolute nonsense and the people act like they follow

  • @joec9336
    @joec9336 8 лет назад +18

    They do not anthropomorphize, nor do they anodate.

  • @charlesmarlowe-cremedas3558
    @charlesmarlowe-cremedas3558 4 года назад +2

    *Scares, fear, slimy*

  • @electrocuteanna
    @electrocuteanna 11 лет назад +41

    they do not anthropormorphize nor do they antodate HAHAHA wtf

  • @kristinalobzhanidze124
    @kristinalobzhanidze124 7 месяцев назад

    10 Years later and this is still one of the funniest bits ever done, your humor has stood the test of time

  • @totalmollipop
    @totalmollipop 9 лет назад +5

    That ginger kid has GIANT HANDS.

  • @asherjacob3603
    @asherjacob3603 2 года назад +1

    "They do not anthropomorphize. Nor do they annedate."

  • @jakesylvester1747
    @jakesylvester1747 8 лет назад +13

    Scales, Fears, SLIMY

  • @davidapplebaum3423
    @davidapplebaum3423 2 года назад +1

    As soon as the chair guy uses the word “stroking” Kyle just slowly walks away 😂

  • @swims-in-money6672
    @swims-in-money6672 4 года назад +3

    This aged like fine wine

  • @orthodoxmen
    @orthodoxmen 11 лет назад +1

    hey!!!!!!!! someone actually translated the last part and it was the top comment back then!!!! where is it now???

  • @jonathanrist7532
    @jonathanrist7532 6 лет назад +3

    I've worked with individuals on the autism spectrum for close to a decade now, and I must say, your acting is incredibly on point.

  • @cassidy5748
    @cassidy5748 5 лет назад +1

    Please bring this back.

  • @starsiderelics9521
    @starsiderelics9521 11 лет назад +20

    rare wooden reptiles

  • @videoheap
    @videoheap 5 лет назад

    BECAUSE of the smaller fenders, that's the one that's dunna survive

  • @yankeeholic1030
    @yankeeholic1030 4 года назад +7

    8 years later this shit still makes me laugh lmao

  • @Fonchezzzz
    @Fonchezzzz 12 лет назад +1

    Oh my god, this is the first time I've ever thought of this notion. You are a genius.

  • @ibeemac
    @ibeemac 9 лет назад +3

    "Do you want to see them evolve"

  • @meyertring2057
    @meyertring2057 5 месяцев назад +1

    really the best creatures for reptiles FOR IN THIS YEAR.

  • @SpoonsForks
    @SpoonsForks 11 лет назад +9

    i am in love

  • @suttree3233
    @suttree3233 3 года назад +2

    What he's talking about:
    1. Scales
    2. Fears
    3. Slimy

  • @Flacorcuera
    @Flacorcuera 9 лет назад +4

    You can usually tell by the circle eyes... Lmao

  • @starsiderelics9521
    @starsiderelics9521 11 лет назад +2

    As a reptile owner and breeder I have to say honestly that this guy's videos are amazing and I wish he was at every convention making people look stupid

  • @bradenmcguire7372
    @bradenmcguire7372 10 лет назад +4

    this is actually amazing

  • @bumpasaurus487
    @bumpasaurus487 3 года назад +1

    Are they more rarified or more buggard-would-ya-say? 😂🤷‍♂️🤔🤔🤔
    I’m still wondering this myself

  • @vanontom
    @vanontom 11 лет назад +7

    The awkwardness is painful. But I keep coming back. /snl

  • @yorickstrangefield2976
    @yorickstrangefield2976 3 года назад +1

    "They do not anthropomorphize, nor do they antedate." LMAO 3:08