Safe as fuck spark ! I’ve just been playing this in the van on the way home from work. The woman next to me at the traffic lights must have thought I was mental laughing to myself whilst listening to the legend that is GLC.
@@richestgeeza7681 make sure to enjoy such glc classics as your gf's a nutter, your mother's got a penis, and guns don't kill people, rappers do - all beautiful quality videos with a heartfelt message😂
I remember exactly where I was when I first ever heard GLC, me and a friend stole the CD out of a Woolworths. Not a fucking clue who GLC was, just a cd in the collection. We put it on to see what it was about and we were absolutely mind blown. And ever since then GLC have been top of the “wtf is this” list. Pure and utter gold. This song and “soap bar” will be played at my funeral.
Me and rob used to talk shite to each other for hours on end in eggsys robot voice, now he’s gone and listening to this thinking about it is too much.. rip Robbie you were the best of them. He loved the glc so much
I used to love guns don't kill people in school, it's only over the last year or so I found this one... Shits gold, I woulda adored this if I found it when I was younger
Benatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore ZX-81, Donkey Kong, fucking high score Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest And wrap some fucking tinfoil to my head and to my vest Walking down the street, my next door neighbors not impressed I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's Robocop He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped The man robot myth starts to escalate He tries to sell himself standing in curries But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean? Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean? Being a robot in my digital domain Enter my world, feel my pain I'm not like other people you might see or you might know I made love to a BBC micro Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice And fucking Lara Croft I built a lab, secret in my loft And built a special costume that would help me to jack off I sat there in front of the screen For many years, this had been my wet dream Now I've reached it, I'm finally there Like Terminator being filmed in Aberdare So alone, when people stop and stare Like C3PO but with pubes and hair Robot Love Robot Robotic break dancing Robot The doctors found a nut They said he was an head case 'cause he sticks silver and cans on his face Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage I am a robot My prime directive is to's go to's the shops And buy's ten fags Do's you's compute? He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shops A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop If your ask him then he'll do a body pop Like Terminator, yeah he just won't stop Put electrical cable down through the eye of his cock Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain Watching Terminator over again and again Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man Get him fucking, fucking get him down man Inject him man, get him down He's fucking nuts man and he's losing it Help me man, just get him fucking Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean? Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean? Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean? Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean?
GLC were very underrated... Almost a British Beastie Boys if they had a sick DJ lime Mixmaster Mike. I think people assume Hip-Hop is all about 'gangsta' or verbal gymnastics. They're a hell of a lot more Hip-Hop than the likes of Kanye, even jay z and 50 cent.
My wife just mentioned that she had not taken her HRT, which caused an impromptu "H.R.T, H.R.T hormone replacement therapy off her sensitive husband. This got me playing "Greatest Hits". Which got me looking on Amazon. They are still releasing cd's or for those of a certain age "albums". Just bought "Straight Outta Newport","Pill Communication","Kings Of Caerleon","Greatest Hits 2". Boom Shakalak! Safe as F@ck!
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Who's still listening in 2024?
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Me 😂🎉
Adam do you read me over I am going down the shop to buy 10 fags.....
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Safe as fuck spark !
I’ve just been playing this in the van on the way home from work.
The woman next to me at the traffic lights must have thought I was mental laughing to myself whilst listening to the legend that is GLC.
When I was 15 this was like Citizen Kane.
honestly i’m 15 now and i feel exactly the same, fucking masterpiece this
@@richestgeeza7681 make sure to enjoy such glc classics as your gf's a nutter, your mother's got a penis, and guns don't kill people, rappers do - all beautiful quality videos with a heartfelt message😂
Citizen Caned more like
Citizen Xain
Tries to plug himself into the mains with his nob, and when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob. Absolute classic ! XD
Quality x
Now I've reached it, I'm finally there.. Like Terminator being filmed in Aberdare! 🏴 🇬🇧 😂
I was going to "thumbs up" your comment, but it was at 69 likes. I had to leave it. 😂
I think he says he goes egg on the raw.
The opening verse of this song (once it starts proper) has to contain the best lyrics ever written. Too good.
I remember exactly where I was when I first ever heard GLC, me and a friend stole the CD out of a Woolworths. Not a fucking clue who GLC was, just a cd in the collection. We put it on to see what it was about and we were absolutely mind blown. And ever since then GLC have been top of the “wtf is this” list. Pure and utter gold. This song and “soap bar” will be played at my funeral.
Me and rob used to talk shite to each other for hours on end in eggsys robot voice, now he’s gone and listening to this thinking about it is too much.. rip Robbie you were the best of them. He loved the glc so much
I’m sorry for your loss.
Chin up broski
Classic, uncensored and in decent quality. Well, about as good as it can be.
true
The pedestrian crossing box says SAFE
This video deserves a BFI award or something
I remember these guys getting slated for their music, but that was by people with no sense of humour.
I used to love guns don't kill people in school, it's only over the last year or so I found this one... Shits gold, I woulda adored this if I found it when I was younger
And I’m going to see them in a couple months 😍😍
2021 - this track is still futuristic
I've been waiting for the uncensored on youtube for fucking ages since I cant find a new CD.
Fucking tune
I love in Newport I remember when they filmed this, my god how Newport's changed now 80% of those places are closed or different now
First GLC tune I ever heard.
I miss the good old days
Absolutely blazin this track is Spaaaaa! Got the Greatest Hits on the ol CD here aswel, had it for years, safe as fuuuuk!
When you fail a captcha
Absolute classic, those lyrics are fucking incredible 😂👌
I'm still half living this life
Benatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
ZX-81, Donkey Kong, fucking high score
Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more
Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw
Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest
And wrap some fucking tinfoil to my head and to my vest
Walking down the street, my next door neighbors not impressed
I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest
Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's Robocop
He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks
We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped
The man robot myth starts to escalate
He tries to sell himself standing in curries
But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry
He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob
And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Being a robot in my digital domain
Enter my world, feel my pain
I'm not like other people you might see or you might know
I made love to a BBC micro
Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot
I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot
Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice
And fucking Lara Croft
I built a lab, secret in my loft
And built a special costume that would help me to jack off
I sat there in front of the screen
For many years, this had been my wet dream
Now I've reached it, I'm finally there
Like Terminator being filmed in Aberdare
So alone, when people stop and stare
Like C3PO but with pubes and hair
Robot Love
Robot
Robotic break dancing
Robot
The doctors found a nut
They said he was an head case
'cause he sticks silver and cans on his face
Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge
And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage
I am a robot
My prime directive is to's go to's the shops
And buy's ten fags
Do's you's compute?
He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shops
A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop
If your ask him then he'll do a body pop
Like Terminator, yeah he just won't stop
Put electrical cable down through the eye of his cock
Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock
The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain
Watching Terminator over again and again
Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man
Get him fucking, fucking get him down man
Inject him man, get him down
He's fucking nuts man and he's losing it
Help me man, just get him fucking
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Beastie boys would be proud of the video
Celebrating St David's Day 2024 with this 😀
GLC were very underrated... Almost a British Beastie Boys if they had a sick DJ lime Mixmaster Mike.
I think people assume Hip-Hop is all about 'gangsta' or verbal gymnastics.
They're a hell of a lot more Hip-Hop than the likes of Kanye, even jay z and 50 cent.
My wife just mentioned that she had not taken her HRT, which caused an impromptu "H.R.T, H.R.T hormone replacement therapy off her sensitive husband. This got me playing "Greatest Hits". Which got me looking on Amazon. They are still releasing cd's or for those of a certain age "albums". Just bought "Straight Outta Newport","Pill Communication","Kings Of Caerleon","Greatest Hits 2".
Boom Shakalak!
Safe as F@ck!
RHYS is a sick DJ man check out his non GLC tracks there banging
This is Wales version of Intergalactic.
if glc was in 2022 there bigger in rap sceene funny guys man
Aww the Newport of my teenager years hahaha
When life was better
What does it mean? What does it meeeeaaannnn hahaha yes Carts. Come do a show in the North East of England. HRT to 21 Ounces - all bangerz 🙌🏻
Haven't heard this for ages!
Brilliant and ridiculous!!
Absolute classic!
I love this song so much that I made the only karaoke video ever made for it.
This is a classic! :)
Does any one still have that Speak 'n' Spell??
seriously, some next level shit,
Woman called Janet
Love glc
This song is funny as hell right but the beat is so fucking good. The robot guy's voice goes well hard as well, I love it
this back then was piss taking funny.. and it still PMSL now
Best ever! X
Please upload the instrumental GLC 👌👍
This is just The Way to make my dad laugh
I love that the placards say everything glc cannot ... ;)
Holy sht this is amazing
Get into the GLC
10 cigs, those were the days
A definite Eurovision winner. just need to enter..
It's really bad when I pop back in and see my old post at the top.. I miss the old days. What are you lads doing now?
Crazy beat haha
"What are you then?"
"A woman called Janet"
Funny how real life follows comedy if given enough time
GLC are great, but they didn't invent trans people, lol. Chromosomal variance is baked into evolution.
enter my world...feel my pain
So funny I was nearly sick!
:-D
where is a new tour already :(
Classic👍
I bet Johnathan Nolan used this watched this and then immediately created Westworld
Might have been true had Westworld not been created in the 1970's by Michael Crichton
It's well know Crichton ripped off Goldie lookin chain
Tune !!!!!!
That rumors hook tho
OBRA MAESTRA
glc were awesome
They are still writing and on tour
A ayyyyeee
awww yiss
Yes! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
high fashion
safe AF
ITS BACK
Tuuuune!
I translated your comment to English and it says "give it up". Am I tripping?
What The Hell Am I Watching!!!!!😖🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
Barking :D
It's been a fuckin while but I still got box Fresh hi-tech silvershadows #70 glc up the rhonnda
I’m gonna get it to 100k views on my own if I have too
Is it Newport where this video was made?
yes nip the one and only.
think they walked from St Julians to town centre
samples "Rumours" by Timex Social club
Looks like it was filmed in the 70s
Seems like modern punks
Aka Wales
@@barrybritcher LOL
Adam do you read me over
aww i gets payeds ins twos days
FUNNY AS F! ! ! !
Fuck
0:12
10 cigarettes please...
Not any more butt
Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon part 2
LMAO I WAS JUST THINKING THIS
Duffryn O Buffryn
Whats the sample?
ruclips.net/video/ADwVvT7-5_0/видео.html
Timex social club - rumours
Darude sandstorm
JS 09 17 93 BRIGHTFIELD
Not me.
Belter
This just gets funnier every year ... identity politics