The Most Cursed Diplomacy Variant

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024
  • CaptainMeme and Ezio examine Seventh Day of Christmas Diplomacy, a variant by Ronnec which contains one England, two Germanys, three Russias, four Frances, five Italys, six Austrias and seven Turkeys, and then make a tier list of all the countries.
    Seventh Day of Christmas Diplomacy Discord: / discord
    DiploStrats Discord: / discord
    Diplomacy is a negotiation-based board game set during World War One. 7 players each control one great power (England, France, Germany, Austria, Italy, Russia, and Turkey) and fight for control of Europe, using their diplomatic skill to make covert deals with one another and to backstab their friends.
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Комментарии • 82

  • @connermckeone4915
    @connermckeone4915 Месяц назад +175

    Small correction for the first few minutes. Firstly, this was Actually Adjudicated in GIMP rather than MS Paint. Gimp is a little scuffed but it is far more powerfull than ms paint. (it actually has layers, for one) Secondly, this is actuallly my second adjudication, the first being a small 10 player variant I designed.

    • @DiploStrats
      @DiploStrats  Месяц назад +55

      I should have done my research a little more first - I was speaking from memory which, uh, I'm not the best at :D
      Mad respect for creating and running it!

    • @couldntbebotheredwithaname
      @couldntbebotheredwithaname Месяц назад +1

      god speed Ronnec, didn't expect this to actually get covered, I should probably mess around in the diplomacy more

    • @runius0
      @runius0 Месяц назад

      small note, in case you didn't know. MS paint has layers.

  • @omegaexists
    @omegaexists Месяц назад +150

    "what is we designed a diplomacy map that looked like what happens when you press in on your eyelids

  • @creed2466
    @creed2466 Месяц назад +62

    Ahem, Valefisk should play this

    • @connermckeone4915
      @connermckeone4915 Месяц назад +6

      you could theoretically reduce the player cound by giving each player 2 or 4 powers

    • @Ben71246
      @Ben71246 Месяц назад

      @@connermckeone4915sir that is a beautifully used way to make this mode even more cancer, and reduce the number that f players needed!

    • @claudetheclaudeqc6600
      @claudetheclaudeqc6600 Месяц назад +3

      yes

  • @gazeboist4535
    @gazeboist4535 Месяц назад +53

    Mildly upset that Ronnec didn't use the Russias as an opportunity to reference that old St Petersburg / Petrograd / Leningrad joke.

    • @FourOf92000
      @FourOf92000 Месяц назад +13

      could have made Lviv, Lvov, Lwow, Lemberg and Leopolis as separate cities

  • @Spud_Johnson
    @Spud_Johnson Месяц назад +123

    I had the "privilege" of watching this thing bloom from infancy into what it is now.
    Believe me when I say that Mr. Ronnec has many *many* more cursed games and diplo variants under his belt. I can safely say that there is no game developer more psychotic than Ronnec.
    Which is precisely why I am making another variant with him.

    • @andrewkelley9405
      @andrewkelley9405 Месяц назад +11

      Moooooooore! We desire more cursed Valefiskesque maps xD

    • @Idoexist._.
      @Idoexist._. Месяц назад +1

      Chaos diplomacy!!!

  • @courierofyesterday
    @courierofyesterday Месяц назад +54

    "This video went a little off the rails."
    CaptainMeme, i am already watching the video, you don't have to sell it to me.

  • @Kuba143
    @Kuba143 Месяц назад +32

    33:52 "I mean this video is a nightmare for anyone with eyes" - Ezio
    47:30 "If you can work with like- the yellow Turkiye" -Ezio

  • @J3Puffin
    @J3Puffin Месяц назад +49

    If at some point y’all sat down with this again to go through round by round I’d be interested in seeing how it all went down

  • @connermckeone4915
    @connermckeone4915 Месяц назад +11

    2:06:00 Yes, not only are all the Turkish names and Bulgarias name's birds, they are actually all in the same family of bird as well.

  • @connermckeone4915
    @connermckeone4915 Месяц назад +12

    1:49:23
    When I get a chance, I will make this
    If you want to make your own map based on any part of this map, feel free -Ronnec (map creator)

  • @Aeolus_mare
    @Aeolus_mare Месяц назад +21

    8:42 East Germany here,
    I was the first person to actually choose a country, and I looked at the map and saw all the same things that you guys were pointing out. Unfortunately this was my third ever game of diplomacy, and the other had just started days prior, so I had no idea what I was doing and was unable to successfully use the position to my advantage. Despite my failures, I would still completely agree that East Germany is the strongest power on the map.

  • @sovietblobfish
    @sovietblobfish Месяц назад +16

    ronnec will answer for their crimes

  • @ValeBridges
    @ValeBridges Месяц назад +19

    Dear gods. I spent a solid minute zoomed in on my home page, just staring at the thumbnail and taking it in. I wasn't planning watching a Diplomacy video this evening but. Then I noticed Switzerland.

    • @petemagnuson7357
      @petemagnuson7357 Месяц назад +1

      Which Switzerland? It feels like there's at least 3 but none have the rights to the name.

    • @ValeBridges
      @ValeBridges Месяц назад

      @@petemagnuson7357 To me, The Void looks the most like Switzerland. It's next to the Tyrolias, and it has that darker grey.

  • @TheLastSyphen
    @TheLastSyphen Месяц назад +18

    I was USSR in this, and this game was so cursed and I loved it

    • @Idoexist._.
      @Idoexist._. Месяц назад +6

      I was the sub for (Communist) England in this! Hello ally

  • @riolusx2926
    @riolusx2926 Месяц назад +3

    Valefisk, you know what to do.

  • @agesanderas3250
    @agesanderas3250 Месяц назад +10

    "The Wheel" will return...

  • @margotheron9331
    @margotheron9331 24 дня назад +1

    I do think its worth watching the video for the creative naming of the oceans and countries. I also found the "void" territory very intriguing.

  • @the-greenest-tea
    @the-greenest-tea 29 дней назад +1

    I really enjoy how this incredibly cursed map leads to some actually useful analysis by having multiple very similar but slightly different countries

  • @connorbrooks7501
    @connorbrooks7501 Месяц назад +5

    i'm really enjoying the format of this video so far. Discussing this variant is more engaging than watching the unbalanced chaos that would no-doubt occur during the actual game.

  • @asdfasdf-dd9lk
    @asdfasdf-dd9lk Месяц назад +5

    The most cursed Diplomacy variant *so far* !

    • @DiploStrats
      @DiploStrats  Месяц назад +1

      an important distinction to be fair lolol

  • @cygnusinfinity5126
    @cygnusinfinity5126 Месяц назад +6

    My first guess was gonna be that it was called Wheel Diplomacy

  • @deeznoots6241
    @deeznoots6241 Месяц назад +3

    Finally a good diplomacy map

  • @c4ndl326
    @c4ndl326 Месяц назад +5

    this is so infuriating!!!! I'm definetly angry about these rankings, and not just boosting engagement!

  • @recktherick4996
    @recktherick4996 26 дней назад +2

    this variant goes unbelievably hard

  • @BS-bd4xo
    @BS-bd4xo Месяц назад +4

    Just when I thought it couldn't be more cursed, I learn it's played on a torus.

  • @alchemispark7751
    @alchemispark7751 8 дней назад +1

    On the 7th day of christmas, i got from diplomacy
    7 turkish homelands
    6 austrian monarchies
    *5 italies!*
    4 french realms
    3 russian empires
    2 German Reichs
    And a britain without colonies

  • @audiosurfarchive
    @audiosurfarchive Месяц назад +5

    Love this stuff. Hows your new flat/apartment going Cap? I enjoy Ezio's incredulous commentary and Cap's overflowing mirth and constant laughter. This is one of my favorite channels on YT and its always a joy to watch/listen when vids come out.

    • @DiploStrats
      @DiploStrats  Месяц назад +1

      The move's gone really well, thanks! And really glad you're enjoying :D

  • @julkkis666
    @julkkis666 Месяц назад +1

    I love this. I want to see a full commentary on this

  • @novatopaz9880
    @novatopaz9880 Месяц назад +6

    2:11 28 players, to be specific

  • @thecanadian9105
    @thecanadian9105 Месяц назад +1

    Didn't even start the video, this has to be gold content. Cannot wait to watch it

  • @encapsulatedslime
    @encapsulatedslime Месяц назад +2

    2:11:13 In standard Diplomacy Serbia borders 5 supply centers - Trieste / Budapest / Rumania / Bulgaria / Greece. Except Greece, all of those border 4 supply centers

    • @tasnica2438
      @tasnica2438 Месяц назад

      And it's also a supply center itself! Serbia is an incredibly powerful space.

  • @thegeneralissimo6172
    @thegeneralissimo6172 Месяц назад

    First thing first, the map is an absolute crime against humanity
    And Secondly:this should had been uploaded on Christmas, y'know, a nice present for us all

  • @q-tuber7034
    @q-tuber7034 Месяц назад +1

    I haven’t watched the video yet, but I’m sure just the map will give me nightmares

  • @tyleralmquist7606
    @tyleralmquist7606 Месяц назад +1

    This is hideous. I love it so much

  • @couldntbebotheredwithaname
    @couldntbebotheredwithaname Месяц назад +1

    What the hell Ronnec's variant got covered, I'm friends with that guy. I should have been apart of Seventh Day of Christmas I was just busy. I should probably sit down and finish up the Beyond the Ice Wall diplomacy variant he started... that's a project for future Nalkan tho

  • @audiosurfarchive
    @audiosurfarchive Месяц назад +1

    video idea: cap and ezio play anything BUT Mincraft for a Discord MP game night. Tabletop Simulator insanity, HOI4, EU4, Stellaris, Factorio, Civ 5/6; theres plenty of game night worthy stuff to pull Discord people from for streams.

  • @yoshthen00b
    @yoshthen00b Месяц назад +3

    new diploseries, hell yeah

  • @DiamondZac3
    @DiamondZac3 Месяц назад +1

    Fun game to play!

  • @CodingDragon04
    @CodingDragon04 Месяц назад +4

    Fairly certain 'Frankrijk' is Dutch and not German. In German France is 'Frankreich.'

    • @connermckeone4915
      @connermckeone4915 Месяц назад +3

      Frankrijk is Dutch, Tzarfat is Hebrew, Wīwī is Maori.

    • @LordJazzly
      @LordJazzly Месяц назад

      ​@@connermckeone4915 Thank you! I was going to look that up otherwise. Speaking of the country names in this - what's 'Atalu'?

  • @AlexK-jp9nc
    @AlexK-jp9nc Месяц назад +10

    Adjudicating in MS paint might be the wildest diplomacy methodology I've ever heard of. Just hearing you say that made me feel a little sick

    • @connermckeone4915
      @connermckeone4915 Месяц назад +9

      this is sadly not true, I adjudicated in GIMP, MS paint doesn't have layers so I'm not sure how that would have worked

    • @AlexK-jp9nc
      @AlexK-jp9nc Месяц назад +4

      Ms paint actually does have layers, if you're running the most updated version, so it wasn't too much of a stretch. Still horrifying either way

  • @someknave
    @someknave Месяц назад

    I would have predicted East and West france to be better than north and south, because the opposite france is the easiest to coordinate with for mutual gain by 2 on 1ing one of the other frances as long as the 4th france is distracted by something external. And south france has reason to get entangled with italy and north has reasons to get entangled with austria and germany. It won't necessarily shake out that way every game, but i would expect it to be a tendency.

  • @claudetheclaudeqc6600
    @claudetheclaudeqc6600 Месяц назад +1

    should I recomment this cursed map for the man of pure madness boards?

  • @yaitz3313
    @yaitz3313 Месяц назад +1

    Tzarfat is the Hebrew name for France. It looks to me like Wīwī is just a pun on "Oui, oui". No idea about the fourth one; maybe Roman (Gaul)?

    • @connermckeone4915
      @connermckeone4915 Месяц назад +1

      Amazingly Wīwī is both a pun on oui oui, AND an actual official name for france.

  • @nathankurtz8045
    @nathankurtz8045 Месяц назад +1

    38:56 audio error, instantaneous peak

  • @LeeSpork
    @LeeSpork Месяц назад +1

    Me being concerned at 13:39 until I realized that you meant six _in-game_ years lol
    I've never seen this "high seas" mechanic before, where did it come from?

    • @connermckeone4915
      @connermckeone4915 Месяц назад +1

      it's in a few variants, but I got it from ImpDip

  • @basileusbasil4041
    @basileusbasil4041 Месяц назад

    I have eyes, I am in pain.

  • @AuraXars
    @AuraXars Месяц назад +1

    Algoritm sent me, do you have a playlist or anywhere you'd recommend one to start for getting into diplomacy

    • @DiploStrats
      @DiploStrats  Месяц назад +1

      Oh boy, this is quite the variant to see as your first introduction to the game :D
      I guess it depends on whether you're looking to play or watch Diplomacy, primarily? And what kind of game you're looking to play. On this channel we don't have any rulebook introductions, although you can find a fair few on other channels just by searching on youtube, but it's relatively simple to pick up just by watching game commentaries if you're interested in doing so. If you want to go in that way, you can start with basically any video on this channel (Media Wars are good if you want super indepth gameplay, but those are ridiculously long).
      If you're looking for actual gameplay videos, I'd probably recommend watching Valefisk's playthrough here, which he does a good job of explaining throughout - ruclips.net/video/vYPUs_FmNEQ/видео.html
      And then our detailed analysis of the same game: ruclips.net/video/MKbEtzJxUSA/видео.html
      And if you're looking to play the game yourself, I'd highly recommend joining our discord server, which is in the video description!

    • @AuraXars
      @AuraXars Месяц назад

      @ cheers! I found a MCDM video where they explained diplomacy for use to build a dnd map of all things, but that was atleast someone explaining the basics. Ill give the media wars a go!

  • @douglashudson4706
    @douglashudson4706 Месяц назад +1

    ...and I thought the Root Z map was weird...

  • @evanmurphy9965
    @evanmurphy9965 Месяц назад

    what in the goddamn am i looking at

  • @shilohmagic7173
    @shilohmagic7173 Месяц назад

    make crystal a high seas province in A3

  • @q-tuber7034
    @q-tuber7034 Месяц назад

    WīWī. Oui, oui!

  • @RuntaTQ
    @RuntaTQ Месяц назад +1

    I think Serbia border the most sc - 5

  • @optopesi2156
    @optopesi2156 Месяц назад +11

    vidoe idea meme and ezio minecarft lets play

    • @connermckeone4915
      @connermckeone4915 Месяц назад +8

      I wonder if meme noticed me writing that on the corner of the board halfway through the game.

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive Месяц назад +2

      Please pick a game that is even remotely close to the primary demographic for people (30+ year olds) or stop spamming this EVERY video. It just wouldn't work. A co-op game or Discord multiplayer sesh could work.

    • @connermckeone4915
      @connermckeone4915 Месяц назад +2

      @@audiosurfarchive you know the average mincrafter is in there mid 20's right?

    • @optopesi2156
      @optopesi2156 Месяц назад +1

      @@audiosurfarchive you're right i'll start recommending fortnite instead