Everything Wrong With The Meg In 16 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @wardog77
    @wardog77 5 лет назад +5161

    biggest sin was the shark itself. Damn thing changed sizes so much I began to wonder if that was its secret super power.

    • @dannybeads3672
      @dannybeads3672 5 лет назад +267

      There were 2 though... and one was smaller, right? They killed and caught the first one and then the second bigger one ate it off the boat they were on...

    • @_Mozarrk
      @_Mozarrk 5 лет назад +159

      @@dannybeads3672 they all changed sizes

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 5 лет назад +194

      Didn't feel like a "huge" shark either so that was annoying as hell

    • @wardog77
      @wardog77 5 лет назад +101

      @@dannybeads3672 yes there was two but the one they caught was far to small for the "yeah! we got the SOB!" the actors all gave it. Most, if not all, of them had been up close and personal with the big one prior to that scene.

    • @unknownincognito2425
      @unknownincognito2425 5 лет назад +59

      @@dannybeads3672 actually people got butthurt on how the bigger meg got near on the beach when that part of the beach is like 12 ft(not calculated)

  • @PureM_
    @PureM_ 5 лет назад +6312

    So is no one gonna say that how would a shark that was supposed to be extinct over 2 million years ago didn’t loose it eyesight as soon as it went anywhere near the surface because of the extreme light difference

    • @TheDrKnives
      @TheDrKnives 5 лет назад +565

      The book did but this movie is essentially rule of cool over science. And Im kinda okay with that.

    • @coolaidgrapegrapeisthebest4087
      @coolaidgrapegrapeisthebest4087 4 года назад +46

      nerd

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 года назад +236

      ThePrince Karma you are also forgetting the 2million years of evolution it went through during that time, to adapt to a totally different environment. It’s not like regular sharks which haven’t changed much in that time, because their environment hasn’t changed. The Megalodon went from a surface-subsurface Predator, to a bottom of the ocean predator, with its insanely different pressures, minimal light sources, and food to eat.
      Then add that even animals like sharks get “the bends” when suddenly surfacing from +300ft depth. Not to mention the plus-15,000ft fast ascension(staying in the warm water pocket all the way) the 2 Megs supposedly survived unscathed riding straight up.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 года назад +99

      Thor Odinson evolution is good science. If you don’t think it’s good science, either you don’t know enough about it, or more likely; you have a problem with that settled science contradicting your religion’s dogma.
      Hell, we’ve even been able to watch a single celled organism, evolve, right on camera, into a brand new multi-celled organism.

    • @itsmesameee4081
      @itsmesameee4081 4 года назад +30

      Its a movie

  • @the_2nd_fool674
    @the_2nd_fool674 4 года назад +6392

    You forgot to point out: How TF did the Meg not stick out of the water when he was in shallow water....

    • @hermanmelvelleiii2212
      @hermanmelvelleiii2212 4 года назад +237

      Whales of similar size can head into shallow water. Look up "guy paddleboarding with whales in australia" and you'll see what I mean....

    • @the_2nd_fool674
      @the_2nd_fool674 4 года назад +104

      @@hermanmelvelleiii2212 huh... I never knew that🤔 thanks for the info

    • @tammyforbes2101
      @tammyforbes2101 4 года назад +106

      The borrow and wallow their way into the sand and sneaks up as a means of attack. Crazy those huge animals can actually half hide themselves in shallow waster it’s crazy.

    • @Venerable_Banana
      @Venerable_Banana 4 года назад +46

      @@hermanmelvelleiii2212 But the meg went straight up to the beach and not beach himself.

    • @hermanmelvelleiii2212
      @hermanmelvelleiii2212 4 года назад +9

      @@Venerable_Banana The water was still deep enough for it to swim in.

  • @bigawesomewatermelon9511
    @bigawesomewatermelon9511 3 года назад +394

    Absolutely tragic that Suyin could not find a babysitter for when she had to go hunt a giant shark.

    • @mikemcconeghy4658
      @mikemcconeghy4658 2 месяца назад +1

      Unattended children in places of business upset me. What's worse, this was actually the second movie I've seen with a giant shark, single mom, and unattended child.

    • @bigawesomewatermelon9511
      @bigawesomewatermelon9511 2 месяца назад +1

      @@mikemcconeghy4658 You know the childcare crisis is at its peak when you have to take your child with you when you go shark-hunting.

  • @Libbysfaves101
    @Libbysfaves101 4 года назад +2327

    Actually here’s another sin: when the poison finally kicks in for the baby meg it closes its eyes before dying. No shark closes its eyes when it dies and when doing ANY kind of shark dive, you are NOT supposed to be lowered THAT low. That’s the same problem I had with 47 meters down.

    • @420mralucard
      @420mralucard 3 года назад +78

      @@latencylegend7762
      They have eyelids but can't close them. Some sharks have a nictitating membrane to cover their eyes.

    • @1337Figaro
      @1337Figaro 3 года назад +64

      @@latencylegend7762 Sorry for being that person but whales and dolphins are not fish, they're marine mammals. A dolphin is closer to a human genetically than a fish. And they do have eyelids but fish do not.

    • @Currentlyprocrastinating37
      @Currentlyprocrastinating37 3 года назад +18

      They were only lowered 5 meters down before the thing broke in 47 meters.

    • @loonahater
      @loonahater 3 года назад +8

      mr t this is a video about sins, this comment is mentioning a sin….. i think you clicked on the wrong video

    • @glitchyunknown5259
      @glitchyunknown5259 3 года назад +11

      @@mrt445
      Have you seen this guys channel before? He sins movies for little to no reason, whether or not you care about that detail.

  • @MattLamPiano
    @MattLamPiano 4 года назад +3986

    When the Chinese actress said “did you understand a word of that”, she actually said “his accent is so weird”

    • @SeikoSnow
      @SeikoSnow 4 года назад +105

      Lmaooooo

    • @aldenwang1813
      @aldenwang1813 4 года назад +353

      Im chinese and i can confirm that lmao

    • @onewayturtles
      @onewayturtles 4 года назад +171

      I didn't hear a damn thing about an egg OR candle.

    • @jackosmond8341
      @jackosmond8341 4 года назад +38

      I came to the comments to say the same thing lol

    • @rileyfreeman5872
      @rileyfreeman5872 4 года назад +39

      I'm not Chinese and I can confirm that also.

  • @danielpage3767
    @danielpage3767 4 года назад +1244

    At 6:27 you said, "Is there no radar?", when you meant sonar. Sinning your Sin. Sinception.

    • @notane.real1
      @notane.real1 4 года назад +56

      *ding*

    • @ktmus2009
      @ktmus2009 4 года назад +58

      Everything wrong with; everything wrong with meg

    • @bokunorainbow58
      @bokunorainbow58 4 года назад +21

      also 1.3 billion really isn't what you'd call expensive when it comes to submarines

    • @aaaaaa-gq3dv
      @aaaaaa-gq3dv 4 года назад +3

      Also, why would they have a sonar or a radar in the first place? That "sin" made no sense.

    • @bokunorainbow58
      @bokunorainbow58 4 года назад +3

      @@aaaaaa-gq3dv any large vessel that might have vision hindered should have some form of sonar. Even surface transit in high traffic areas is pretty stressful on submarines.

  • @ashburystreet
    @ashburystreet 2 года назад +603

    (Spoilers!)
    Having read the actual book series this is partly based on, it's hilarious how some of the ridiculous ideas Jeremy mentioned actually happened there. Like yes, in the books, Jonas actually does swim down into its mouth and spend a scene in the shark's stomach. Depending on the edition, he either blows it up by igniting some chemical it ingested, or he carves through its body and cuts out its heart using a fossilized meg tooth!

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 2 года назад +49

      That's metal

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 2 года назад +26

      I love this series! Read it as teenager on a visit to san Francisco. So fucking wild. To bad the author went off the deep end. Think like qanon but instead of racism they were super into aliens.

    • @DonnaBrooks
      @DonnaBrooks 2 года назад +7

      Interesting, esp. since the character's name is Jonas. It's an obvious reference to the story of Jonah, who was swallowed by a great fish in the Bible. (People say he was swallowed by a whale, but the Bible doesn't say that and whales are mammals, not fish.) Jonah was in the fish's stomach for 3 days and then the fish vomited him up near the shore. BTW, the Bible also doesn't say that the fruit that Adam & Eve ate was an apple. It's another case of some bit of misinformation that just gets passed along to children who grow up thinking they know the story while no one actually READS the story! [Edited to correct some typos.]

    • @donjuan9746
      @donjuan9746 2 года назад +6

      @@DonnaBrooks I mean technically speaking I don't think they were making distinctions between fish and whales at the time the bible was written.

    • @DonnaBrooks
      @DonnaBrooks 2 года назад +3

      @@donjuan9746 Over 2,000 years passed between the time the story of Jonah was actually written to the time of the KJV or even Tyndale's translation, the 2 most influential English translations, so it's more accurate to say that the TRANSLATORS didn't know that whales were mammals. But I'm pretty sure the Hebrew Bible has always used a term meaning, "great fish." I may be wrong, but I don't think that confusion ever existed in Jewish tellings of the story. However, I grew up listening to Christian Sunday School, sermons, & radio & TV preachers, & reading Christian devotionals & Bible studies, and I was born in 1961, so things may have changed as scholarship has improved & awareness of the error penetrated Christian & secular culture. IDK what Jewish kids have been taught over the course of time.

  • @richardlew3667
    @richardlew3667 5 лет назад +6871

    A prehistoric shark that never seen the light of day doesn't go blind from direct sunlight?

    • @kizen1632
      @kizen1632 5 лет назад +696

      wait that's fuckin true what the fuck movie

    • @CrosgroveExotics
      @CrosgroveExotics 5 лет назад +123

      Read the fucking book.

    • @lmaoidkwtf
      @lmaoidkwtf 5 лет назад +396

      I've never seen the sun and look at me, I'm doing fine locked up in my room...alone with no friends
      I'm somehow not blind

    • @POW-du3st
      @POW-du3st 5 лет назад +10

      @Ellya Mossa its a really big animal tho

    • @shezza3454
      @shezza3454 5 лет назад +228

      @@POW-du3st yeah but it will still die the same way though , it would take a while longer due to its size but it's internal organs are still constructed the same as most sea animals. Give the fucker a few minutes or more then it's dead.

  • @symmetrykidkun8
    @symmetrykidkun8 4 года назад +3406

    Boy, I love how every action filled, creature flick these days feels the need to have a love-interest plot line...totally what I want to see in my shark moves.

    • @onerandomperson1089
      @onerandomperson1089 4 года назад +53

      SARtistic96 I think that it is just every movie or series now.

    • @rebekahpalmer2375
      @rebekahpalmer2375 4 года назад +103

      I enjoy the love interest plots if they're good, so many aren't though. In movies especially since you don't get enough screen time with them together for it to be believable.

    • @thecloaker7962
      @thecloaker7962 4 года назад +69

      Yeah like the shitstorm that was Transformers:The Last Knight's human plot. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HUMANS, BLOW SOME SH*T UP WITH GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS FFS!

    • @dgagamingaesir
      @dgagamingaesir 4 года назад +33

      @@rebekahpalmer2375 as long as the love is parental, or between a couple that has been married for a long time, fine. But love at first sight? f off.

    • @pedinhuh16
      @pedinhuh16 4 года назад +9

      Once you start to notice, every dumb action flick nowadays follows a very basic formula which yes, includes a romantic plot.

  • @rainboweclipse777
    @rainboweclipse777 5 лет назад +2438

    "How about we remake Jaws but with predictable moments, well known actors and a bigger shark?"
    -"Sold."

    • @Pontificate
      @Pontificate 5 лет назад +11

      Rainbow Eclipse did you watch jaws?

    • @RationallySassy
      @RationallySassy 5 лет назад +12

      I agree. I wish they had gone with the plot of the book series because they amp up and add other cool creatures and plot points. The more prehistoric sea creatures I can watch = more fun, aha

    • @linxsgameing979
      @linxsgameing979 5 лет назад

      这是英语大声笑吗?

    • @carolusrex4008
      @carolusrex4008 5 лет назад +5

      Rainbow Eclipse “and ruin a good classic in the process!”
      “Yes that’s the best idea I’ve ever heard!”

    • @HyperVegitoDBZ
      @HyperVegitoDBZ 5 лет назад +3

      @@huggywuggy2675 they didn't make a good megalodon movie after the Meg as well

  • @lenabeans
    @lenabeans 2 года назад +455

    Isn't the Meg one of the "bottom of the ocean nightmare creatures"? Like, it only lives/lived in such depths that coming to the surface or even explorable waters would kill it because of the pressure change?
    Even if the Meg somehow survived the blinding lights and insane pressure changes, it would be too weak & out of it's element to do much damage, no? Just food for thought

    • @JRocka114
      @JRocka114 2 года назад +18

      The most underated comment in this whole thread.

    • @Jabber-ig3iw
      @Jabber-ig3iw 2 года назад +13

      @@JRocka114 not really.

    • @Jabber-ig3iw
      @Jabber-ig3iw 2 года назад +14

      You know the thing about fish, is they are adapted to live in water, so pressure doesn’t affect them the way it affects humans, even Whales who have to surface to breathe dive to insane depths. As for ‘blinding’ lights, people need to learn how eyes work🙄🙄

    • @balloon6528
      @balloon6528 2 года назад +32

      nah megalodons preferred shallower water and places near shores because of the warmer temperatures.

    • @thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308
      @thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 2 года назад +38

      Dude, take a deep sea fish and bring it to the surface and it fucking dies. A big shark isn’t gonna fare much better. Also yes, the hypersensitive eyes of a deep sea fish would freak out in the sun.

  • @calummacdonald6115
    @calummacdonald6115 3 года назад +6099

    For someone who's been drinking heavily for 5 years, Jonas is in surprisingly great shape

    • @riggs20
      @riggs20 3 года назад +190

      Yep! There’s a missed sin right there!

    • @Li01018
      @Li01018 3 года назад +68

      Come on movie dn't give me hope

    • @iam_sherlocked8421
      @iam_sherlocked8421 3 года назад +158

      and he was able to stop drinking just like that

    • @Iv0ryG9
      @Iv0ryG9 3 года назад +39

      Jokes on you, he drinks cola

    • @suchanhachan
      @suchanhachan 3 года назад +89

      Because movie. In real life that much booze fucks you up, but in action movies it's just man juice...

  • @StarsTwer
    @StarsTwer 4 года назад +5307

    You missed a sin: If the meg means like SUPER HUGE how did the shark swim in shallow water when it's that huge?

    • @op4801
      @op4801 4 года назад +379

      When megladons were alive, they actually hunted and lived in shallowish water

    • @shamarab4632
      @shamarab4632 4 года назад +50

      But what's considered super huge?

    • @metoo6247
      @metoo6247 4 года назад +95

      Because it was written in the script that's why. Duuuuhh!

    • @LightgreenLP
      @LightgreenLP 4 года назад +144

      well 1,6 million years ago, megalodons actually preferred shallow waters as they are warmer

    • @hib7295
      @hib7295 4 года назад +39

      @Forsaken Pumpkin ok but I don't remember anyone asking

  • @ewanbaxter8235
    @ewanbaxter8235 4 года назад +4372

    "Shut up Meg!"
    - Peter Griffin

  • @Necromancer0225
    @Necromancer0225 2 года назад +306

    I read somewhere that the blobfish only looks like that because it's taken out of the high pressure deep sea, so my question is: would change in pressure affect the megalodons in any way at all?

    • @hoverfishgod8802
      @hoverfishgod8802 2 года назад +16

      Yes

    • @Devilcakes
      @Devilcakes Год назад +5

      Yes, completely.

    • @Necromancer0225
      @Necromancer0225 Год назад +2

      Thanks guys

    • @shimsy41
      @shimsy41 Год назад +4

      I mean it's a movie but no, not necessarily. Sperm whales dive almost 10,000 feet down and they don't change. Since Megs actually lived waaaaay closer to the surface of the water, no it wouldn't change

    • @m1germsy784
      @m1germsy784 Год назад +8

      ​@shimsy41 But the meg has been down there for god knows how long. It would have adapted to the insane pressure changes. So it would most likely experience some sort of body changes when exposed to lighter pressures.

  • @danielmartin9057
    @danielmartin9057 4 года назад +3862

    Best line of the movie: “haven’t you watched shark week” -rainn wilson

  • @rifatbobos
    @rifatbobos 4 года назад +1690

    "We caught THE Shark!"
    THE Shark :
    *"Haha NO"*

  • @nisha___3805
    @nisha___3805 5 лет назад +1098

    Also how did the shark manage to get so close to the shore . Surely it's not as deep

    • @sparkymahoney4343
      @sparkymahoney4343 5 лет назад +20

      Not necessarily. There's plenty of places where the drop off is really steep really close to shore.

    • @nisha___3805
      @nisha___3805 5 лет назад +74

      @@sparkymahoney4343 true but think about it . It's a megalodon it needs super deep water. Even if the water drooped down its wouldn't be deep enough

    • @izukatz
      @izukatz 5 лет назад +23

      @@nisha___3805 exactly. I mean can't this thing be twice the size as whales??

    • @shivampatel8312
      @shivampatel8312 5 лет назад +2

      Lol I thought bout that too but then this is a movie

    • @supereststinger
      @supereststinger 5 лет назад +7

      that is... a very good point DING

  • @zacharyfrierson6972
    @zacharyfrierson6972 2 года назад +531

    “At least the Meg is nice enough to pop its fin up so you know exactly where it was”. Except that’s a thing that all sharks do. And it has an actual purpose. It basically helps them figure out which direction they need to go in to look for prey by using scent particles in the air which are dragged down under the water in air bubbles by their dorsal fin.

    • @fatzothefatbearroblox6678
      @fatzothefatbearroblox6678 2 года назад +31

      Ok nerd

    • @skid613
      @skid613 2 года назад +108

      @@fatzothefatbearroblox6678 how about u go find some maidens

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 2 года назад

      @@fatzothefatbearroblox6678 No bitches?

    • @sweatyfreddy7151
      @sweatyfreddy7151 2 года назад +89

      @@fatzothefatbearroblox6678 you have roblox in your username. This means you are automatically wrong no matter what you say

    • @themarinefan
      @themarinefan 2 года назад +43

      @@fatzothefatbearroblox6678 ok roblox guy, you totally have a stake in calling someone a nerd.

  • @cgron34
    @cgron34 5 лет назад +1299

    I will never see Rainn Wilson as anybody besides Dwight Schrute

    • @wren2624
      @wren2624 4 года назад +6

      Chris DaBomb lmao

    • @zerotodalabandoned292
      @zerotodalabandoned292 4 года назад +14

      Chris DaBomb THANK YOU that’s the only reason I bought this movie XD to see rainn Wilson

    • @tylerhiggins3522
      @tylerhiggins3522 4 года назад +2

      You need to watch Super then.

    • @beloraptors948
      @beloraptors948 4 года назад

      I’ll never see him as anyone but Wade Johnson

    • @Dyl2Far
      @Dyl2Far 4 года назад +1

      Same bruh 😂 LMAOO

  • @stuckinquarantine4582
    @stuckinquarantine4582 4 года назад +1822

    “We caught the shark!”
    The Meg: *Well yes, but actually no*

    • @KAT-hs3xh
      @KAT-hs3xh 3 года назад +22

      Actually, it said Oh no, anyway.....

    • @joystickthesentientpc7787
      @joystickthesentientpc7787 3 года назад

      666 likes.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 года назад

      @@joystickthesentientpc7787 not anymore

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 года назад +1

      Shut up The Meg

    • @jeremymcclary3901
      @jeremymcclary3901 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👆🤟✌🤙🖤🖤💋🖤🖤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!! (POWNED IT!!!!)

  • @cooperrush6474
    @cooperrush6474 5 лет назад +1523

    That moment when the second meg sprung up out of nowhere and ate that dude was genuinely one of the most predictable plot twists in movie history.

    • @Didi_Meow_Records
      @Didi_Meow_Records 5 лет назад +41

      Pretty sure it was also on the trailer

    • @ellybyeres7969
      @ellybyeres7969 5 лет назад +130

      Especially since there was an hour left of the movie when the first megalodon was killed

    • @darkmasteroverlord372
      @darkmasteroverlord372 5 лет назад +43

      @@ellybyeres7969 The Meg (Plus An Hour of some Guys on a Boat Totally Doing Nothing and There Definitely Isn't a Second Shark and This is way too big of a Title)

    • @chastitymarks2185
      @chastitymarks2185 5 лет назад +70

      The whole movie was soo predictable, it was like "Jaws" and "The Deep Blue Sea" had a baby, the only thing I didn't predict was that there wasn't a third shark. I really thought that they would show another shark during the credits just so they could do a sequel.

    • @emileea5478
      @emileea5478 5 лет назад +1

      Cooper Rush oof

  • @jorgecabassa4291
    @jorgecabassa4291 4 года назад +1225

    "and now... he's bypassing ALL THE FREE FOOD to attack the boy in the bubble" This part had me in tears jajajajaja

    • @jorgecabassa4291
      @jorgecabassa4291 4 года назад +12

      13:50

    • @AlexParry95
      @AlexParry95 3 года назад +12

      @@jorgecabassa4291 I mean, the guy's an asshole. If I were the shark I'd be going after him too.

    • @vincenthammons6705
      @vincenthammons6705 3 года назад +16

      the fact it went that close to shallow water was odd to me and sharks don't attack people like that or hunt them for that matter but its fun to watch giant shark movies at least for me

    • @missseaweed2462
      @missseaweed2462 3 года назад +15

      The shark needs its bubble tea.

    • @TheMorbiusGamingYT
      @TheMorbiusGamingYT 3 года назад +3

      Jajajajajajajaja

  • @annaz8672
    @annaz8672 4 года назад +547

    The woman in the beginning actually said "His accent is so weird" and I am chinese and I couldn't understand a word that guy was saying.

    • @Bluefur-eg9gd
      @Bluefur-eg9gd 4 года назад +7

      Are you sure because chinese is confusing af.

    • @Bluefur-eg9gd
      @Bluefur-eg9gd 4 года назад +1

      Are you sure because chinese is confusing af.

    • @Bluefur-eg9gd
      @Bluefur-eg9gd 4 года назад +23

      @@user-ga5fne3h I'm chinese and there are many variations of chinese.

    • @Sophie-ni8qm
      @Sophie-ni8qm 3 года назад +15

      @@Bluefur-eg9gd bruh a language being confusing will not seem confusing to people who it is native to

    • @lizzyelisabeth6797
      @lizzyelisabeth6797 3 года назад

      Thank you for clearing that up, I always thought it was a bit odd

  • @sigil5772
    @sigil5772 4 года назад +1276

    Heller: "The puncture just missed her liver" where "just missed" means "on the opposite side of her body"

    • @rathmiron
      @rathmiron 3 года назад +53

      That nearly broke my brain. I had to go back and check that i wasn't crazy because I couldn't believe they made such an error.

    • @smash70
      @smash70 3 года назад +10

      Thought the same thing watching the movie, so came here to check and they hadn't mentioned that.

    • @docsmitty4
      @docsmitty4 3 года назад +12

      Maybe they accidentally mirrored that shot like bad streamers do at times.

    • @lsomi73
      @lsomi73 3 года назад +14

      Maybe she is an alcoholic. With large liver.

    • @ainzulgone492
      @ainzulgone492 2 года назад +4

      The liver is quite large and stretches across a huge portion of your abdomen, so it's not totally unfeasible to say this. Not like this saves the movie in any way

  • @dante-oz3rf
    @dante-oz3rf 2 года назад +93

    As a Subnautica expert, His melee fight after losing his seamoth is pretty realistic.

    • @escaped_cephalopod
      @escaped_cephalopod 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yep, the immediate feeling of “OH SHIT IM GONNA DIE”

    • @GeneralDeadpool-
      @GeneralDeadpool- 4 месяца назад

      Reaper Leviathan asshole, my seamoth was fully upgraded!

  • @jchen8902
    @jchen8902 5 лет назад +897

    1:23 Actually, as a Chinese person, i can tell you that the Chinese language is super subjective. Not only did he say nonsense, but he also said it with the wrong intonation. In Mandarin, many words sound the same so you have to rely on the context to decipher what is being said. Like the word jiàn can mean more than 10 things, and though it sounds the same the writing of the word itself is not the same depending on the meaning. Not to mention that many Chinese words are two words plus and only mean something when put together. So he was saying one word with the wrong intonation and the wrong meaning. He's basically saying "Yo byud sme good clem." Do you understand that? Yeah, me neither.
    P.S. also, the actress didn't say "did you understand a word of that?" She said "his (speaking) is so strange". Which kinda has the same meaning but not really.

    • @Furnus105
      @Furnus105 5 лет назад +17

      @Jade Lin Lee Chen this is exactly what i was thinking too

    • @luzillejamia9155
      @luzillejamia9155 5 лет назад +11

      Thank you for commenting this I was trying to explain it to my friend HAHAHHA

    • @rasberryiceify
      @rasberryiceify 5 лет назад +77

      It frustrates me when a film with that much budget can’t even translate a sentence properly. “His speaking is so strange” makes much more sense

    • @LadyLoin
      @LadyLoin 4 года назад +26

      I've noticed that the English language also has a lot of that, that one word can mean many different things. I'm not comparing it in any way to Mandarin, I've heard that Mandarin is a very difficult language to learn. But I just noticed that the English language has a lot of words with different meanings. My first language is Swedish and yes we have strange things in our language as well haha, but I feel like we have more "words" than English does, poor explanation but hopefully you get what I mean. There's one example haha, "mean"..."You get what I mean"..."You are so mean!". Same word, two different meanings :)

    • @envix133
      @envix133 4 года назад +4

      Thank you for informing me kn that, because you know what that means... DING...+10 sins.

  • @hushpuppy2
    @hushpuppy2 5 лет назад +2913

    "Black comic relief guy" should be a cliché by this point.

    • @_XR40_
      @_XR40_ 5 лет назад +96

      It was a cliche in the 1950s....

    • @hushpuppy2
      @hushpuppy2 5 лет назад +3

      @@_XR40_ well he hasn't used it yet

    • @_XR40_
      @_XR40_ 5 лет назад +37

      @@hushpuppy2 Probably afraid of "racism" accusations, but look into old movies with Bob Hope, Jack Benny, etc...

    • @hushpuppy2
      @hushpuppy2 5 лет назад +3

      @@_XR40_ true, he is a liberal

    • @hushpuppy2
      @hushpuppy2 5 лет назад +3

      @Ndinku N'Jadaka true

  • @maggiehill250
    @maggiehill250 5 лет назад +1381

    Anyone: Did you see (insert random movie/show title)?
    Me: *watches half of a cinema sins video on said title*
    Me: “Yeah”

    • @mickepersson7733
      @mickepersson7733 5 лет назад +14

      yea done that with every marvel movie since the first avengers

    • @IrelandeElle3
      @IrelandeElle3 5 лет назад +6

      Maggie Hill lmfao me. Ain't got money for movies at all. Poorer than shit so these are my movies... but better

    • @thatonequietkid2453
      @thatonequietkid2453 5 лет назад +4

      I also do the same with horror movies and FoundFlix

    • @bloodbathbeyond987
      @bloodbathbeyond987 5 лет назад +1

      this is literally the only way my ADHD ass can watch movies anymore lmao

    • @arielleaarons838
      @arielleaarons838 5 лет назад

      omg same

  • @NoxBVansyn
    @NoxBVansyn 8 месяцев назад +12

    This movie should've gotten 1 sin off for Stathoms singing "Just keep swimming," while swimming away from the meg.

  • @nightmarefiles1
    @nightmarefiles1 5 лет назад +6232

    I have an ex girlfriend named Meg and this could go for her also.

  • @UnrealEntGaming
    @UnrealEntGaming 5 лет назад +8684

    They're going to milk a sequel regardless

    • @farfromirrational948
      @farfromirrational948 5 лет назад +194

      It's really sad that people are so stupid and starving for escapes from life that 90% of movies being crap is just expected. It's like films are rated based on what's in theaters instead of overall value, and people are going to go to the movies wether there's anything good or not so the majority of the industry is just making movies because they know they'll make money....knowing it will suck.

    • @Lark88
      @Lark88 5 лет назад +220

      I hope so, this was a masterpiece XD I can imagine sitting with my grandchildren watching The Meg part 10: The Meggenning: Electric Boogaloo II.

    • @Uzarran
      @Uzarran 5 лет назад +52

      Hopefully the shark has lasers for it.

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 5 лет назад +8

      rhino milk in fact

    • @54blewis
      @54blewis 5 лет назад +14

      Not if I cut the cables to the elevator the producers are using...!!

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 4 года назад +814

    _"We killed the Shark!!! I think I'll go for a swim."_
    Did no-one watch Jaws?!

  • @sarahbell8886
    @sarahbell8886 Год назад +35

    I love this movie . I know it's stupid, and that's why I love it . Sometimes, it's nice to just go along with it, lol

  • @homefront1999
    @homefront1999 5 лет назад +573

    14:08 The shark is way to close to the beach, At that point, it'd be beaching itself. Especially a Shark that size.

  • @zephyr1249
    @zephyr1249 5 лет назад +80

    You missed one. When Lori is stabbed by the screwdriver, it pierces her left side. Later, Heller says the screwdriver just barely missed her liver. But... the liver is on the right side of the body. And she got stabbed in the left. So I think whatever school gave Heller his medical degree should take it back

    • @rohanpotdar908
      @rohanpotdar908 5 лет назад +9

      Simple explanation-the filmmakers just left out the fact that she has situs inversitus.

  • @jacobkleinert486
    @jacobkleinert486 5 лет назад +656

    If there was a species of shark that’s lived in pitch black darkness for millions of years wouldn’t It devolve eyes since it had no use for them? Also lets say it just evolved the ability to have great vision in darkness, then wouldn’t the sunlight irritate it and keep it from going near the surface? I mean seeing sunlight (and a lot of it) after that long living in darkness would probably bug the shark a little bit don’t you think.

    • @LeolaGlamour
      @LeolaGlamour 5 лет назад +87

      jacob kleinert I didn’t get how it could live in a higher surface anyways, even with the temperature change that was only going up, once it got up wouldn’t it be uncomfortable?

    • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
      @SpaceMonkeyBoi 5 лет назад +65

      What if the shark was a waman?
      They can't hit a waman because
      You must respect waman

    • @abderian9271
      @abderian9271 5 лет назад +6

      Danielle Wasn’t the temperature at the bottom really hot? That might be a possible explanation.

    • @GeorgeRoot3
      @GeorgeRoot3 5 лет назад +25

      All of this is exactly why the books are so much better. While it is difficult to apply logic to something like a meg, the books at least try to make sense.

    • @pilotlist6276
      @pilotlist6276 5 лет назад +28

      @@LeolaGlamour also the fact the intense pressure change would probably drive the shark away

  • @derekrockstoysw7837
    @derekrockstoysw7837 Год назад +18

    Fun fact: the Megalodon shark species were coastal-roaming animals. The entire point of the movie is “we found the last Megalodon living inside of the deepest parts of the ocean”. The real-life facts pretty much disprove the entire point of the movie. These people would’ve known about the Megalodon being alive still like several years, if not decades, ago.

    • @BioWorkAgency
      @BioWorkAgency 9 месяцев назад

      It also would die in the deep due to starvation.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +827

    Friend: Is he bald?
    Me: Yes
    Friend: Is he usually an untouchable badass in movies?
    Me: Yes
    Friend: So Dwayne Johnson?
    Me: Well yes, but actually no. It's Jason Statham, same guy, different parents.
    Friend: That's a fact.

    • @HeyItsHexcal
      @HeyItsHexcal 4 года назад +25

      I see you EVERYWHERE!

    • @burninggrapes9815
      @burninggrapes9815 4 года назад +13

      Is there any video you haven't commented on?

    • @chicken595
      @chicken595 4 года назад +5

      I love this guy

    • @jaredgooding7748
      @jaredgooding7748 4 года назад +18

      @@CadmeanLotus if all I had to do was wear a tutu to get millions 👀🧐 you'll see me in said tutu

    • @vezzarn
      @vezzarn 4 года назад

      COOL STORY

  • @srikrishanuramadhenu996
    @srikrishanuramadhenu996 4 года назад +602

    No one gonna mention how he escapes the water by holding on to the turbines? That’s dangerous

    • @prisonmike6886
      @prisonmike6886 4 года назад +51

      He literally came face to face with a prehistoric killer shark

    • @kbyrnenc
      @kbyrnenc 4 года назад

      I'd like this but it is at 169 likes.

    • @vl4eva
      @vl4eva 4 года назад

      Right?

    • @RecruitedAndrew
      @RecruitedAndrew 3 года назад +6

      i mean he was getting attacked by a fucking 70 foot shark

    • @kayla_yt9584
      @kayla_yt9584 Год назад

      @@RecruitedAndrew 60 foot to correct u

  • @nightmarestarofthunderclan8545
    @nightmarestarofthunderclan8545 4 года назад +283

    Hey, Jeremy, if you’re questioning how some huge monster underwater can sneak up on you, Watch any Subnatica playthrough or play it yourself, it is SCARILY easy to do

    • @loganmcallister4635
      @loganmcallister4635 4 года назад +33

      Fuck those ghost leviathans, ptsd man

    • @xenoviperxx1214
      @xenoviperxx1214 4 года назад +28

      Reaper leviathan got me off guard

    • @sydneydavis6691
      @sydneydavis6691 4 года назад +12

      @@xenoviperxx1214 Lol, they're the bane of my existence

    • @xenoviperxx1214
      @xenoviperxx1214 4 года назад +8

      @@sydneydavis6691 I like the ghost leviathan the best tho

    • @DudemenProHI
      @DudemenProHI 4 года назад +4

      Its different they have a radar

  • @___play.boy___4180
    @___play.boy___4180 2 года назад +13

    The Samuel L Jackson scene is my favorite water disaster movie scene.
    I've also noticed that these deep see disaster movies seem to have a theme of having a benefactor that doesn't really understand what's going on yet still has some arbitrary reason to visit a research facility or whatever just in time for this disastrous event to take place lol.

  • @joshuaadelberg1782
    @joshuaadelberg1782 5 лет назад +848

    Are we just not going to sin the fact that a shark that size would literally suffocate if it went into shallow water like it did during the beach scene?

    • @maefromnitw
      @maefromnitw 5 лет назад +137

      Are we not going to sin the fact that a shark that size would literally break that glass a lot quicker than the movie depicted it to?

    • @monistermat2093
      @monistermat2093 5 лет назад +150

      Are we just not going to sin that the shark mouth change sizes every scene

    • @goldybays8654
      @goldybays8654 5 лет назад +2

      @@monistermat2093 YES

    • @baricade47
      @baricade47 5 лет назад +1

      Gills aren't like lungs so, it wouldn't...

    • @bunghole47
      @bunghole47 5 лет назад +12

      Joshua Adelberg ...despite the fact the Megalodon not only lived but thrived in shallow water environments during the time it lived?

  • @fersoria826
    @fersoria826 5 лет назад +409

    My biggest problem was the second shark didn’t have a consistent size,
    When eatin the baby mega it looked fking huge but when attacking the people on the those wooden floating thinks it just looked like a big shark. Only way I can watch this movie and not feel stupid is to say it’s a comedy.

    • @Galiant2010
      @Galiant2010 5 лет назад +13

      It's a summer action movie. A lot of those are just about high adrenaline action scenes with mediocre writing. When you understand that it makes it easier to watch those kinds of movies.

    • @SnowblindOtter
      @SnowblindOtter 5 лет назад +7

      My biggest problem is that it didn't have the two sharks fucking at the end, like the equally shitty book it's based on.

    • @thegianttroll2423
      @thegianttroll2423 5 лет назад

      Fer Soria fact

    • @aprildannettegosa5381
      @aprildannettegosa5381 5 лет назад

      @@SnowblindOtter why would it do that with its baby ?

    • @SnowblindOtter
      @SnowblindOtter 5 лет назад +1

      I was making a point that the movie was so bad it couldn't even look good next to its source material.

  • @DergGamin
    @DergGamin 2 года назад +13

    I think I may know why the meg attacked the boy in the bubble. For 1, it had more centralized and concentrated vibrations, instead of the independent paddling of the individual people, and some sharks do use the electrical pulses to track their prey in the deep water, so maybe the static electricity hinted the meg

  • @АлексПетков-д3е
    @АлексПетков-д3е 4 года назад +409

    +1 sin for:
    When the shark jumped in the air with Jason falling from that height on your back wold be like falling from a five story building!

    • @elykspuz6596
      @elykspuz6596 4 года назад +50

      The surface tension is broken by the shark

    • @АлексПетков-д3е
      @АлексПетков-д3е 4 года назад +16

      Ok you got a point

    • @420mralucard
      @420mralucard 3 года назад +26

      @@elykspuz6596
      Surface tension isn't what will kill you here. Water is too dense to move quickly out of the way when you hit it from that height with that speed, you would be jello regardless just from the sudden deceleration.

    • @insertname2911
      @insertname2911 3 года назад

      @@420mralucard totally didnt know

    • @riggs20
      @riggs20 3 года назад +11

      It’s Jason Statham though. The laws of physics don’t apply. 😀

  • @thebystander1636
    @thebystander1636 5 лет назад +409

    "Why can't the anguished hero be a blue collared worker doing normal work" Sins
    Pacific Rim: Sins anguished hero Jax Teller for working blue collar construction job after losing brother in Jager.
    Ding

    • @uncannyvalley2350
      @uncannyvalley2350 4 года назад +9

      Damn, sinning the sinners?

    • @Bigkahkistan
      @Bigkahkistan 4 года назад +6

      holy shit epic callout post ^^

    • @uncannyvalley2350
      @uncannyvalley2350 4 года назад +4

      @Forsaken Pumpkin hey champ, did you ever consider it was you who was being brainwashed?
      "An Aryan Semitic alliance to create a superior caucasian race" Benjamin Disraeli, UK PM 1890, Nordic Nazis and Slavic Bolsheviks in an alliance under the Holy Roman Empire, continuing the crusades because a monopoly over energy and trade is possible by controlling the same territory of Assyrian Babylon, of the hellenic age, hence the zeus worship. #OccultExplained #AryanIndoAryan alliance #MasonicFuhrer
      realitybloger.wordpress.com/2014/01/13/how-all-presidents-are-related-to-king-john/
      www.mintpressnews.com/trump-clinton-refuse-explain-share-address-delaware/215907/
      www.veteranstoday.com/2016/06/25/islamophobia-a-zionist-run-industry/
      nationalvanguard.org/2016/05/israel-is-the-organ-harvesting-and-human-trafficking-capital-of-the-world/
      www.thedailybeast.com/how-youtube-pulled-these-men-down-a-vortex-of-far-right-hate
      www.nbcnews.com/news/world/trump-admin-gave-green-light-nuclear-permits-saudi-arabia-after-n1013826
      dailycaller.com/2016/03/02/this-little-known-trump-soros-connection-will-surprise-you/
      www.scottsantens.com/is-it-actually-possible-to-live-on-a-basic-income-of-12000-per-year-in-the-united-states
      www.strategic-culture.org/news/2018/05/23/when-43-americans-cant-pay-for-food-and-rent-we-can-safely-say-economic-collapse-here/
      mavenroundtable.io/theintellectualist/news/study-by-mit-economist-u-s-has-regressed-to-a-third-world-nation-for-most-of-its-citizens-Sb5A5HZ1rUiXavZapos30g

    • @pdw8635
      @pdw8635 4 года назад +2

      Dash Rendar and in x men origins:Wolverine, Logan is a lumberjack. In my opinion, can’t get any more blue collar than that.

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 4 года назад

      @Forsaken Pumpkin ummm sure?

  • @devinwarf9615
    @devinwarf9615 5 лет назад +383

    You missed a massive sin. Around 1/4 to 1/3 the way down to the bottom of the ocean there is no light. It becomes pitch black. Yet there is ambionic light at the floor. It's better lighted than avatar's pandora at night.

    • @devinwarf9615
      @devinwarf9615 5 лет назад +6

      @@flashedstreet5138 true dat

    • @dawson1787
      @dawson1787 5 лет назад +3

      Why are you so smart omg

    • @MrBlackReviews
      @MrBlackReviews 5 лет назад +4

      Flashes on the Streets yes for that sin!

    • @davidhenry1622
      @davidhenry1622 5 лет назад +2

      Ha!

    • @hiyoise
      @hiyoise 5 лет назад

      DawsonBeep Gaming
      thats basic knowledge buddy..

  • @rogueraven2531
    @rogueraven2531 2 года назад +12

    Yorkies are actually pretty good swimmers and can tread (still) water for up to 20-30 minuets at a time depending on their age and fitness level so it’s possible for the dog to have lived. Possible, but not likely.

  • @bobthebigorangeballoond1575
    @bobthebigorangeballoond1575 5 лет назад +164

    “So, all of these boats have been eaten by a giant shark so what do we do?”
    “Let’s go in a boat.”
    .__.
    ._____.
    ._____________.

    • @nobueshimizutani266
      @nobueshimizutani266 5 лет назад +1

      BobTheBigOrangeBalloon :D

    • @thefreddyshow9144
      @thefreddyshow9144 5 лет назад

      Because f**k logic

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 5 лет назад +1

      T'was that, or the Kraken, power of friendship and/or love, assembly-ing the Avengers, the Eagles, or the Prometheus school of...
      Ps: At least they didn't end it with an Bay'splosion... Wait!

  • @EllieBergeron92
    @EllieBergeron92 5 лет назад +173

    7:36 For some reason, "it's already proven agressive towards boats" is the funniest line I've ever heard.

  • @zJoriz
    @zJoriz 5 лет назад +134

    God I love these quotes. From "Surely there are more Jason Stathams" to "It might be the too soonest 'too soon' ever too sooned". Stellar work.

  • @scout9593
    @scout9593 Год назад +5

    I would pay a hundred dollars to see this movie but ten minutes in, when the Meg shows up, it just gets completely steamrolled by the navy.

  • @nickpetta5724
    @nickpetta5724 5 лет назад +499

    It looks like Dwight finally got that raise since he is now a billionaire lol

    • @davidbennett1357
      @davidbennett1357 5 лет назад +22

      He's now the assistant TO the CEO of a fortune five hundred company......

    • @stevejohns74
      @stevejohns74 5 лет назад +10

      He hasn't told you his salary yet...eighty THOUSAND dollars a year.

    • @zooniba
      @zooniba 5 лет назад

      Zxzi r/whoosh

    • @RichARock
      @RichARock 5 лет назад

      @@zooniba ????? I even deleted my comment since no one is old enough to get the joke I made ;-;

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 5 лет назад

      Knock knock...

  • @unicornseatsparkles9514
    @unicornseatsparkles9514 5 лет назад +695

    This movie is a guilty pleasure for me. I know it's stupid, but god damn is it fun to watch.

    • @AngelAngel-um3dp
      @AngelAngel-um3dp 5 лет назад +31

      Fabio Kaya damn toxic

    • @paigeswan7768
      @paigeswan7768 5 лет назад +7

      Agreed

    • @TheDrKnives
      @TheDrKnives 5 лет назад +62

      That is essentially what this movie is. A ridiculous dumb movie that is a good time. No big meaning, no hidden message, just Stathem vs a giant shark.

    • @vemora7724
      @vemora7724 5 лет назад +6

      One part I thought the dog..was gonna die..😅(Im sorry if I gave out a spoiler but this video is a spoiler all together.)

    • @DragonspineInfiniteZero
      @DragonspineInfiniteZero 5 лет назад

      your time and money would be better spend on shark attack 3 megalodon but get the 6-movie pack it comes in cause the stand alone dvd is WAY over priced

  • @unvoicedguide3752
    @unvoicedguide3752 5 лет назад +165

    Did anyone else notice that jonas broke the glass on the submarine even though its supposed to be so strong that it can withstand the pressure of the ocean?

    • @nateofalltrades1448
      @nateofalltrades1448 5 лет назад +14

      Well it was already mostly broken up and water was pouring into the submarine so I think it might have been compromised enough for that to happen

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад +30

      It might be strong enough to withstand the pressure of the ocean, but not a full on Statham-kick!
      But, realistically speaking, something that's designed to withstand steady external pressure pushing in from the outside doesn't necessarily mean it's equally resistant to sudden, focused internal impacts. In fact, in a lot of cases, that kind of design makes the object more susceptible to internal impacts as its structural integrity is often dependent on the external pressure being even and constant; a sudden shift of the distribution of that pressure - i.e. a strong kick on the inside - could be enough to destabilize the entire dome and cause more pressure on one area than another resulting in catastrophic failure.
      Now, whether a human could put enough power behind such a kick to cause that kind of failure is the real question.

    • @Darthmgtow
      @Darthmgtow 5 лет назад +13

      That's because he never missed leg training day...

    • @danielphantom5949
      @danielphantom5949 5 лет назад +4

      Dargonhuman thank you for that knowledge, God bless yoh

    • @oldleatherhandsfriends4053
      @oldleatherhandsfriends4053 5 лет назад +2

      real deep sea subs don't use glass, so its bullshit anyway.

  • @CLUMSY101
    @CLUMSY101 2 года назад +9

    If you paid attention to the shark's size,, it changed from time to time depends on plot

  • @ItsJJOLO
    @ItsJJOLO 5 лет назад +692

    _Everything wrong with 2018 RUclips rewind in 16 minutes or less._

    • @kyra8105
      @kyra8105 5 лет назад +31

      JJOLO xx “30 seconds or less”
      “Pretty much everything”

    • @eliac
      @eliac 5 лет назад +13

      You would need more than a day to point out every individual thing wrong with RUclips rewind. But you can also just sum it up by saying. EVERYTHING IS A SIN IN RUclips REWIND 2018

    • @mike-fr2vf
      @mike-fr2vf 5 лет назад +7

      Add a sin for every single second in that accursed rewind.

    • @Necktwisterz
      @Necktwisterz 5 лет назад +2

      It would take a lot longer then just 16 minutes lol

    • @snail2426
      @snail2426 5 лет назад +3

      *Everything is wrong with RUclips Rewind. Period.

  • @InhaledOxygen
    @InhaledOxygen 5 лет назад +522

    *Marine Biologists are typing*

    • @-ari6837
      @-ari6837 5 лет назад +1

      *woah! Adam, relax bud*

  • @kerimalpkarahan5211
    @kerimalpkarahan5211 5 лет назад +9373

    Anyone else watch cinemasins if they didn’t watch the movie

    • @benx101cool5
      @benx101cool5 5 лет назад +56

      kerimalp karahan yep, I never saw Ferdinand, but I saw cinemasins of it

    • @rainydaymoths1631
      @rainydaymoths1631 5 лет назад +9

      kerimalp karahan lol me

    • @64CSAR
      @64CSAR 5 лет назад +48

      Yawsss it’s like my “just making sure I actually wanna watch this movie” probe

    • @eqs1782
      @eqs1782 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @claraashdown2176
      @claraashdown2176 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

  • @Mark_o_Helm
    @Mark_o_Helm 3 года назад +7

    1:41 I'm pretty sure when Jonas split the subs, the bigger one experienced air decompression, followed by structural and mechanical failure and then it exploded. He triggered the explosion.
    5:02 How can she make it to this depth with a ship with a glas globe cockpit, when the ship she is trying to rescue relays on cameras and screens and only has very tiny windows?

  • @corbingross919
    @corbingross919 5 лет назад +3465

    The dog survived because he was the goodest boy

    • @kevk9306
      @kevk9306 5 лет назад +69

      No that wasn't a dog just an oversized rat

    • @burakoshimazaki
      @burakoshimazaki 5 лет назад +9

      Boomer will live.

    • @flappycat_2127
      @flappycat_2127 5 лет назад +29

      Wasn’t the dog a girl?

    • @michaelpomales8021
      @michaelpomales8021 5 лет назад +16

      This is a Shark movie not a John Wick Movie

    • @kizen1632
      @kizen1632 5 лет назад +7

      the dog only survived because they need that glorious shot of jonas staring at it when he was rescued, and also THE PLOT DEMANDS IT!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tarynwallace6155
    @tarynwallace6155 3 года назад +478

    Missed line...."Shut up Meg" why wasn't that EVER SAID!!!???

    • @RikoJAmado
      @RikoJAmado 2 года назад +2

      That should have been the Final punishment!

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 года назад +3

      @@RikoJAmado Jeremy should've said "Shut up The Meg" at a moment when he finally got tired of all the sins of this movie

    • @cassiehigginson6842
      @cassiehigginson6842 2 года назад

      I didn't even think about that

    • @acemarvel1564
      @acemarvel1564 2 года назад

      Pop culture reference jokes are stupid to be honest

    • @_Cleveland_
      @_Cleveland_ 2 года назад

      Because people can be brainless sometimes.

  • @ok-ih9rp
    @ok-ih9rp 4 года назад +215

    10:27 'The Meg' was bleeding because it was killed, so the actual Meg might've been close and could sense the blood. I mean it is big after all.

    • @lovefunkrockmusic
      @lovefunkrockmusic 4 года назад +8

      Purely fiction. There is no way one could out swim a megalodon. There is no way he could kill a meg if it exists

    • @papaoso8340
      @papaoso8340 4 года назад +3

      @@lovefunkrockmusic except my little trust worthy A10-warhog

    • @sylentnote
      @sylentnote 2 года назад +1

      @@thepuffinlord exactly! Besides, it’s a movie. Not EVERY LITTLR THING has to make sense

    • @floseatyard8063
      @floseatyard8063 2 года назад

      @@sylentnote it does if you care about the plot otherwise it sounds like a 8 yo made a serious looking movie that actually makes no sense

    • @sylentnote
      @sylentnote 2 года назад +1

      @@floseatyard8063 thats true. But still lol. They had to make a movie so they ignored those other solutions. But yeah it is kind of a stupid movie. A worse version of jaws

  • @violetadams4428
    @violetadams4428 2 года назад +2

    Hey Jeremy, Marine Biology student here. When tracking things under water, sonar is used. Not radar. And water pressure causes your body to compress/implode but not combust. As combustion involves fire and heat sources. So this is two sins for you DING!

  • @gdolphinz7486
    @gdolphinz7486 5 лет назад +152

    *Ding*
    She did not say “Did you understand a word of that?”
    She said “His accent is very weird” in chinese
    *+1 Sin for using Google translate*

  • @mypal1990
    @mypal1990 5 лет назад +3001

    *Chris: shut up Meg!*

    • @j.h2968
      @j.h2968 5 лет назад +20

      Beat me to it

    • @Sparkle5fanboy
      @Sparkle5fanboy 5 лет назад +44

      I Think CinemaSins should be sinned for not including that joke

    • @kaijucifer3544
      @kaijucifer3544 5 лет назад +11

      I think you all should be sinned for saying this tired excuse of a joke that was overused in the first week of the trailer for this movie.
      Besides, the novel pre dates Family Guy anyhow.

    • @balazsvilaga8040
      @balazsvilaga8040 5 лет назад

      great response :)

    • @steviemaster
      @steviemaster 5 лет назад +3

      the first thing i had in my head when i herad the filmtitle

  • @feeture
    @feeture 5 лет назад +537

    FORGOT A SIN... @10:29 "I CAN'T SWIM?!" SOOOO YOU'RE GOING TO GO ON A MISSION IN THE OCEAN KNOWING YOU CAN'T SWIM?! OK...

    • @obi-wankenobi3602
      @obi-wankenobi3602 5 лет назад +2

      Hell yes, u should do Cinema Sins XDD

    • @feeture
      @feeture 5 лет назад +6

      Michelle Maier lol right... but either way no matter the race if you know you can’t “swim” don’t go out into the “ocean” maybe? Lol I bet people like that will do this... but only sit on the side of the pool with there feet in it and never go in, and if they do... they go in with they’re t-shirt on. 😂

    • @feeture
      @feeture 5 лет назад +1

      W.O.L.F SyM Clan Would love too!!! I catch everything wrong with everything 😂

    • @xsanguine8
      @xsanguine8 5 лет назад +1

      I guess it wasn't sinned because Rain Wilson says pretty much that same thing when he pulls him out of the water.

    • @milomoffitt
      @milomoffitt 5 лет назад +2

      Feeture would be amazing at Cinema Sins. *ding*

  • @CruiseBro16
    @CruiseBro16 3 года назад +4

    13:05 Anyone else remember pippin from jaws, like you know he was fetching a stick

  • @frae1406
    @frae1406 5 лет назад +226

    1:32 was a translation error, she actually comments that "His accent is very strange"

    • @jjwp-ql5rv
      @jjwp-ql5rv 5 лет назад +3

      Either way, it's still a movie sin. He said words in a strange order, she should have still understood. If I said a load of words in a random order, you'd know what I was saying. If I said "hello dog moon mountain clouds" you'd understand the words, it just doesn't make sense.

    • @Galiant2010
      @Galiant2010 5 лет назад +8

      @@jjwp-ql5rv When it's typed out it's easy to think that. But let's type your thing out, phonetically, as it could be with an accent.
      Hetodug moomontin clau.
      Just because you can read the words someone typed up doesn't mean you could understand the words when spoken out loud with an accent. I took French for several years and we had to give speeches in French to our teacher as tests, as well as write it out so we could show our understanding of both verbal pronunciation and written conjugation. There were times where she wouldn't understand our speech but the writing would be good, even though we were just reading the writing out loud.

    • @livelyoh8816
      @livelyoh8816 5 лет назад

      @@Galiant2010 You said it!

  • @squishycoveswena
    @squishycoveswena 5 лет назад +225

    This movie was like one of those SYFY made for TV movies, but they had more money for special effects.

    • @antwanscott97
      @antwanscott97 5 лет назад +5

      And it was actually good...not best movie of the year, but its the best Shark movie since The Shallows...not saying much tho

    • @WillOnCode
      @WillOnCode 5 лет назад +1

      Paige Dillon yep

    • @WillOnCode
      @WillOnCode 5 лет назад +6

      Antoine Scott umm this was the only shark movie since the shallows and that movie was alright just alright like this one

    • @antwanscott97
      @antwanscott97 5 лет назад +1

      @@WillOnCode Blake Lively made The Shallows fun and The Meg is basically a reverse Jaws, but if it was cheesy and had a $100 million budget.

    • @Shnazzzy
      @Shnazzzy 5 лет назад

      Wtf is syfy?

  • @lllll5763
    @lllll5763 5 лет назад +144

    This man is worrying about lawsuits but spent 1.3 billion on a single research project he knew hardly anything about... what

  • @meldalaskauskaite4695
    @meldalaskauskaite4695 Год назад +3

    I love his cruel and funny criticism and it feels like he's always angry 😂

  • @mikesteelheart
    @mikesteelheart 5 лет назад +1200

    Jason Statham drinks beer all day but still manages to have 6-pack abs...

    • @Onarbeon
      @Onarbeon 5 лет назад +120

      mikesteelheart even thor couldnt do that

    • @ahrress9346
      @ahrress9346 5 лет назад +74

      Thor wishes he was Jason Statham

    • @Restrictted
      @Restrictted 5 лет назад +14

      It's just this here. If you ain't afraid of Chuck Norris, then the beer belly is scared of you.

    • @ShirahShah
      @ShirahShah 5 лет назад +2

      @@ahrress9346 was just about to say that..

    • @alexandergapour1253
      @alexandergapour1253 5 лет назад +7

      Alcohol doesn't make you gain weight

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 4 года назад +307

    Wouldn’t it be awesome if they defeated the Meg by “sciencing” a bunch of nearby sharks into ripping the thing to pieces? Or if the band of sharks just suddenly did that? It would’ve painted sharks as heroes in a shark movie! That would be unheard of!

    • @rosemaryjones5550
      @rosemaryjones5550 2 года назад +12

      That’s empire of the sharks ending

    • @elipothesarcosuchus8758
      @elipothesarcosuchus8758 2 года назад +2

      Don't you have something even more unrealistic?

    • @andrewanderson4579
      @andrewanderson4579 Год назад +6

      @@elipothesarcosuchus8758 if there were Blue sharks it wouldn't be that unrealistic.
      Pack hunters like that will take down bigger predators like that.

    • @Scottocaster6668
      @Scottocaster6668 Год назад +1

      That's "Sharkist!"

    • @mikeljackson9192
      @mikeljackson9192 Год назад

      Yeah! Just intimidate the alpha shark so they make you the Aloha then ride a motorcycle thru the jungle to hunt the Megalodon!

  • @keithmwangovya8765
    @keithmwangovya8765 5 лет назад +428

    Meg isn't Mila Kunis in this scene
    *ding*

    • @aauhsojj
      @aauhsojj 5 лет назад

      Time frame?

    • @Cristopher.C
      @Cristopher.C 5 лет назад +12

      Shut up, Meg.

    • @PalataoBola0
      @PalataoBola0 5 лет назад

      CinemaSins - Negative Sins Supercut 2018 Part 2 (July to December) & TV Sins
      ruclips.net/video/UpAThP9Dosw/видео.html

    • @AmazingMilkman.
      @AmazingMilkman. 5 лет назад

      Keith Mwangovya shut up,meg

    • @ARC--ij5oz
      @ARC--ij5oz 5 лет назад

      Keith Mwangovya shut up meg

  • @soldatsnek195
    @soldatsnek195 3 года назад +6

    6:30 you get a sin for asking if the have radar, it would take sonar

  • @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles
    @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles 2 года назад +326

    15:21 Suyin just killed(or at the very least caused severe and irreparable blunt force trauma to) a great hammerhead, a species on the verge of extinction, has never fatally wounded a human, and it's entire genus has only had 17 unprovoked attacks on humans since 1580. The real message here is Suyin is a dick, and that hammerhead was probably just going to give Jason Statham a hug.

    • @justsaying6341
      @justsaying6341 2 года назад

      fuck sharks. they can all go extinct

    • @crackedoak1391
      @crackedoak1391 2 года назад +5

      True

    • @B1tcharp
      @B1tcharp 2 года назад +19

      1580?! That's some streak!

    • @xander4670
      @xander4670 Год назад +6

      I had thought that it was just heading towards the Meg and not towards Jonas and if it was it probably would’ve gone around him

    • @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles
      @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles Год назад

      He's a massive fan, and wanted an autograph.

  • @ash6333
    @ash6333 4 года назад +1123

    Everything wrong with the meg
    *shows the whole movie*

    • @graythesimp1628
      @graythesimp1628 4 года назад +42

      I actually think it’s good

    • @timmyt2697
      @timmyt2697 4 года назад +12

      Thor Odinson no you are wrong

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 4 года назад +31

      No, you're all wrong. Stop arguing over petty s***, it's just a fkn movie.

    • @theo9706
      @theo9706 4 года назад +8

      It’s not very good but at least it’s entertaining

    • @sawdust1898
      @sawdust1898 4 года назад

      ItsThe Dream it’s good because it’s bad

  • @celinadejong4918
    @celinadejong4918 5 лет назад +3553

    Let’s be honest, the Meg is a different size every fcking scene😂😂.
    Edit: OMG 500 likes, thank you so much

    • @2sadmwamdskmws
      @2sadmwamdskmws 5 лет назад +24

      Tru

    • @welove__darius
      @welove__darius 5 лет назад +31

      was those baby meg because the meg is way bigger then that

    • @gundonkey
      @gundonkey 5 лет назад +6

      Nice spelling

    • @2sadmwamdskmws
      @2sadmwamdskmws 5 лет назад +7

      @@welove__darius i promised with myself that its a great white

    • @pheniox_uwu8745
      @pheniox_uwu8745 5 лет назад +4

      Because of distance honey,distance NOW GO TO BED DAVID

  • @JPOsborne905
    @JPOsborne905 5 лет назад +205

    There is a Megalodon in that water right now.
    Rainn Wilson: *Shut up Jim! Don't try to trick me!*

  • @scottrogers9723
    @scottrogers9723 2 года назад +4

    The sin of spending money on research without knowing the end game happens enough in real life that it shouldn't be counted as a sin lol

  • @sophiemontecalvo7503
    @sophiemontecalvo7503 5 лет назад +206

    When the dog was seen to still be alive, I kid you not the entire theater burst into applause

    • @fatdelinquent85
      @fatdelinquent85 5 лет назад +14

      you have to live in dumbass-central then.... get outta there !

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 5 лет назад +29

      100% you’re American. Only Americans do that!

    • @sophiemontecalvo7503
      @sophiemontecalvo7503 5 лет назад +5

      @@joejitsu034 I confess! Where are you from?

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 5 лет назад +8

      Sophie the Jedi Knight England mate. Here we only cheer at the football or when yet another Hollywood ‘Star’ turns out to be a pervert lol

    • @donflamingo8375
      @donflamingo8375 5 лет назад +6

      Ya mean soccer right?

  • @zixout4363
    @zixout4363 5 лет назад +356

    “Shut up Meg”

  • @johncarlofernandez2698
    @johncarlofernandez2698 5 лет назад +413

    The *chinese woman's chinese father dies tragically cliche* should be sinned.

    • @thebronymaster6506
      @thebronymaster6506 5 лет назад +3

      John Vlad no it shouldn’t

    • @higuy5285
      @higuy5285 5 лет назад +2

      So now if someone dies its a cliche

    • @yummi4tunekookie
      @yummi4tunekookie 5 лет назад

      Given that this film catered to China for them extra bucks... I'd have to agree. New markets, man. $$$$

  • @harryguidotti3815
    @harryguidotti3815 2 года назад +7

    I completely agree with the whole failing another language and looking foolish thing. Personally, the joke has never landed for me.

  • @xenyk
    @xenyk 5 лет назад +177

    Also what pisses me off is that the size of the meg is inconsistent and fluctuates

    • @exiegelastweekgamer1571
      @exiegelastweekgamer1571 4 года назад +11

      Plot twist - there are 12 sharks!
      Or the animator was like "F*** it, I'm too lazy to render and scale the shark properly. I just want my money."

    • @theatrix333
      @theatrix333 4 года назад +1

      Your mums size is inconsistent and fluctuates. So is Jonah Hills. But mostly your mum

    • @veryfruityolive
      @veryfruityolive 4 года назад +4

      Greg Soon nice one Greg

    • @theatrix333
      @theatrix333 4 года назад +1

      @@veryfruityolive thanks. Your mum's probably fat as well 😊

    • @joshuatree5620
      @joshuatree5620 4 года назад +3

      @@theatrix333 & your Mums Probably Dead.Shut Up.

  • @SonicGlitchmaster1
    @SonicGlitchmaster1 5 лет назад +582

    “We’re gonna f**k later” coffee.
    I’m in tears

  • @-Big_Big
    @-Big_Big 5 лет назад +182

    i am no expert. but i do not think "any" kind of shark can survive the depth they mentioned in the movie. the fact the smaller subs could handle it was a miracle.

    • @CrosgroveExotics
      @CrosgroveExotics 5 лет назад +2

      Read the fucking book

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 5 лет назад +32

      @@CrosgroveExotics chill. OP was just saying. no need to be so angry, lol. and you shouldn't have to read the book to get the movie - the whole point of a visual adaption is that it works on its own apart from the source material

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 5 лет назад +11

      If they slow down too much, they drown/stop breathing and die, (more complicated, but basically), so pressure differential would be like offering your face to a bucket of boiling water and taking a nap. You'd go into frantic hysterical struggling in moments and either pass straight out upon inhaling all that vaporised water, or cough enough to see black spots for half a dozen minutes, then deal with the ensuing stress. A shark ain't willingly diving so deep for no earthly fu*king reason, ever. They'd either stay at their normal Dept, or venture forth and sense the incoming peril, then go back on a instinct-driven urge for basic survival. That includes the Meg going too far away from it's zone and the normal sharks diving down, since the vice-versa principle apply.

    • @briannadozark
      @briannadozark 5 лет назад +18

      @@CrosgroveExotics how many of these comment threads are you going to angrily and rudely comment "read the fucking book" on? Jesus effing christ, lighten up.

    • @-Big_Big
      @-Big_Big 5 лет назад +9

      @GamingTV giant squids can goto pretty deep levels due to being a mollusc lacking bone structure. but yes even that deep is pretty outlandish even for squids

  • @bennyboyjnr
    @bennyboyjnr Год назад +3

    14:38 The vessels were fitted with magnetic hook launchers as demonstrated earlier. In a previous scene, we see them duct taping explosives to these launchers.

  • @LukeFaulkner
    @LukeFaulkner 5 лет назад +1700

    *Word on the street is the sequel will be directed by Peter Griffin and called "Big Meg"*

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 5 лет назад +395

    7:05 - So the giant shark just ate three boats, what should we do? - Take another boat out to it of course!

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +95

    This mom didn't even notice her daughter was gone until after the Meg bit the glass, and only one of the people felt the base shake.

  • @playkawaii2104
    @playkawaii2104 3 года назад +1

    The JOY i got from hearing him say costa rica at 0:52

  • @sethbisschop140
    @sethbisschop140 5 лет назад +167

    There’s always a bigger fish
    - Qui-Gon Jinn

  • @ZachChoi
    @ZachChoi 5 лет назад +932

    Next movie on trending: The Meg vs Godzilla

    • @the_stolen_show
      @the_stolen_show 5 лет назад +6

      Zach Choi ASMR I’d watch that

    • @thatoneguy444
      @thatoneguy444 5 лет назад +27

      Godzilla won...
      Godzilla gets out of water.
      Meg jumps to him
      Godzilla gets him
      Godzilla uses atomic breath... The end

    • @yaxiongzhao6640
      @yaxiongzhao6640 5 лет назад +6

      How a goldfish challenge a man?

    • @sausagerobbery8215
      @sausagerobbery8215 5 лет назад +7

      You mean *MEG* GRIFFIN

    • @flakdat
      @flakdat 5 лет назад +4

      Godzilla probably would’ve stepped on the Meg

  • @UnrealEntGaming
    @UnrealEntGaming 5 лет назад +766

    Who else thinks this movie was rushed towards the end?

    • @GoonieLord
      @GoonieLord 5 лет назад +9

      Burn it with holy fire then dose it with holy gas and bust out the holy weenies

    • @GoonieLord
      @GoonieLord 5 лет назад +19

      @Johnny Dominguez the book is way better it has 6 parts and tells how these sharks survived!!

    • @icedcxffee2159
      @icedcxffee2159 5 лет назад

      Yeah... Kinda sad

    • @ToyInsanity
      @ToyInsanity 5 лет назад +4

      Question: What kind of shark is best?

    • @brainfulify
      @brainfulify 5 лет назад

      The entire movie sucked.

  • @petep5207
    @petep5207 Год назад +3

    The biggest plot fail is asking us to believe a divorced man would rescue his ex-wife from the bottom of the sea.

  • @spencerberg7477
    @spencerberg7477 5 лет назад +839

    You know a movie is awful when you can watch it on a plane only a month after it left theaters

    • @keetinlong6330
      @keetinlong6330 5 лет назад +7

      Spencer Berg seriously?

    • @mirukiruuu
      @mirukiruuu 5 лет назад +37

      @@keetinlong6330 I flew to Frankfurt yesterday and watched this movie on the plane. it really is bad and boring

    • @captainofthes.saggressive2129
      @captainofthes.saggressive2129 5 лет назад +2

      Oof

    • @fraser2636
      @fraser2636 5 лет назад +2

      Spencer Berg Yeah I watched it on a plane around a month after it was released at theatres as well

    • @Lance_Lionroar
      @Lance_Lionroar 5 лет назад +1

      @@mirukiruuu What anime is your profile picture from?