Cockroaches? No sound? Hooo let me tell you that is not the case. We had a problem once. You can absolutely hear them, they skitter and follow walls clockwise typically. We found that mound eventually. It is like a giant anthill with larger holes. Nests are typically made between something like flat large plywood. We peeled back the plywood and found what looked like the side of an empty ant farm. Then when we went back inside, they were covering the sliding glass door. We stomped a good 50 of them probably and swept as many dead and alive into the yard as possible. We got swarmed with hungry birds from everywhere. I have a bad roach phobia too. It was absolutely disgusting. One night I woke up to weird fluttering too. I wake up and turn on the lights to figure out what was making all that loud noise. It jumps off my curtains and FLIES at me. It was a little larger than the palm of my hand. I had a crummy machete in my room that I recently got from a estate sale. Excessive but funny. The worst part of dealing with a roach is cleaning up the gross oozing twitchy mess afterwards. BLEH. Or when you see a fat one in the kitchen and you get your stomping boots on in the middle of the night. I jumped on that little shit and slid halfway across the kitchen. I would not recommend roach surfing, it is a hazard and it is disgusting. I hated it so much.
As an exterminator I can confirm a few things. 1. Bed bugs are easy to deal with 2. Specters aren’t so bad either you just need a really big stick. 3. That mouse is disgusting and I almost tried to shoot it through my screen in a blood rage. 4. Crack spiders can’t hurt you, only attempt to hold you up for their fix but a good boot will solve this. 5. The chances of spiders crawling into any face hole is close enough to zero to not worry about unless you live in a spider infestation. 6. I dont know for sure but I’d wager if a skeeter drank booze blood it would just die but you’d have to be super wasted ( I didn’t pay attention during skeeter lesson the gal teaching it was beautiful)
Any time I see anyone talk about having bed bugs they say that they wouldn’t wish it on anyone and that it can take so long to officially get rid of them for good. Is that only if they try to get rid of them themselves?
I hope 5:58 is my legacy. I regret nothing. I literally forgot this happened and was falling asleep to this VOD and as Tomato read the message aloud I was violently brought back to consciousness so hard I might never be able to sleep normally again. I played myself.
* Lights small methane torch with flint off the wall * Pass the moldy spider husk would you dear pit dweller. I wish to partake in its delicious moistness. * Pinky out, sips black water out of cockroach husk * Delectable. * Puts out methane torch, sounds of horrible squelching noises follow * THE PIT PROVIDES
speaking of bees! the first time i got stung by a bee, i was completely underwater from my chin down. the fucker mustve been drowning and thought stinging the back of my arm pit was the best course of action. imagine my surprise when i ripped the sucker off 6 inches+ under water 😅 i think he wanted to die faster 🧐
@@knotbots I recognize the privilege & power that imperialism provides me. It's a bad thing, I'll give it up happily. A better world cannot be had where one nation throttles the rest of the world & engorges itself. While supporting this world's dictatorships at every turn.
Man, the night vision in the second game is worse than 80's military night vision gear. Why do game makers always have like 5-10 feet of night vision? I get that they're trying to keep it from being game breaking, but come on. lmao
Evil Dead Rise: Does a surprisingly faithful job of recreating the B-movie gore and dismemberment, over-the-top and sometimes goofy horror or the original films. Tomato: This isn't Evil Dead.
You should start acting like filfhty frank, since your voice sounds ALOT like him. LOLOLOLOL, i was blown away for who i was listening, when that wood secretion part started
![[Tomato] Night Security : "The game will drive you insane" - Someone after playing Chilla's new game](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tcmwvOG8HFs/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Tomato] Sort the Court! : Moral quandaries. Ask your local Internet Clown.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GJahm3nu6Jk/mqdefault.jpg)
In some ways I hope THE RED MAN is entirely unaware of the sentient chasm of goblins he's let fester till rotten in the guts of his youtube comments.
The Pit is like the thriving mold colony in the corner of his basement, forever present, forever growing, very moist and very nutritious
So is the chasm sentient or do all the goblins have the same one brain cell? Or both?
Head hurty the black dots on my walls keep growing…
The worst part is, he knows we exist. He's seen what we're capable of, and he *fears* it.
WE GROW
we FERMENT like the FINEST WINE
or milk left out of the fridge
either way we stay fermenting
Cockroaches? No sound? Hooo let me tell you that is not the case. We had a problem once. You can absolutely hear them, they skitter and follow walls clockwise typically. We found that mound eventually. It is like a giant anthill with larger holes. Nests are typically made between something like flat large plywood. We peeled back the plywood and found what looked like the side of an empty ant farm. Then when we went back inside, they were covering the sliding glass door. We stomped a good 50 of them probably and swept as many dead and alive into the yard as possible. We got swarmed with hungry birds from everywhere. I have a bad roach phobia too. It was absolutely disgusting.
One night I woke up to weird fluttering too. I wake up and turn on the lights to figure out what was making all that loud noise. It jumps off my curtains and FLIES at me. It was a little larger than the palm of my hand. I had a crummy machete in my room that I recently got from a estate sale. Excessive but funny. The worst part of dealing with a roach is cleaning up the gross oozing twitchy mess afterwards. BLEH.
Or when you see a fat one in the kitchen and you get your stomping boots on in the middle of the night. I jumped on that little shit and slid halfway across the kitchen. I would not recommend roach surfing, it is a hazard and it is disgusting. I hated it so much.
Thank you for sharing, it is truly appreciated.
😦
Thanks for sharing, I'm going to go slam my soul into a wall and hope I forget ever reading the words roach surfing.
out here living on hoxxes iv
As an exterminator I can confirm a few things.
1. Bed bugs are easy to deal with
2. Specters aren’t so bad either you just need a really big stick.
3. That mouse is disgusting and I almost tried to shoot it through my screen in a blood rage.
4. Crack spiders can’t hurt you, only attempt to hold you up for their fix but a good boot will solve this.
5. The chances of spiders crawling into any face hole is close enough to zero to not worry about unless you live in a spider infestation.
6. I dont know for sure but I’d wager if a skeeter drank booze blood it would just die but you’d have to be super wasted ( I didn’t pay attention during skeeter lesson the gal teaching it was beautiful)
Any time I see anyone talk about having bed bugs they say that they wouldn’t wish it on anyone and that it can take so long to officially get rid of them for good. Is that only if they try to get rid of them themselves?
I hope 5:58 is my legacy. I regret nothing.
I literally forgot this happened and was falling asleep to this VOD and as Tomato read the message aloud I was violently brought back to consciousness so hard I might never be able to sleep normally again. I played myself.
Flakka Moth
Mold thrives in the dark and dank Pit!
The Pit provides!
THE PIT PROVIDES. THE PIT PROVIDES. THE PIT PROVIDES.
THE PIT! THE PIT! HOW DAMP AND DARK AND MOIST THOU ART! THE PIT! THE PIT!
THE PIT! THE PIT!
* Lights small methane torch with flint off the wall * Pass the moldy spider husk would you dear pit dweller. I wish to partake in its delicious moistness.
* Pinky out, sips black water out of cockroach husk *
Delectable.
* Puts out methane torch, sounds of horrible squelching noises follow *
THE PIT PROVIDES
there's a 99 procent chance your house infestation could just be mold or the horrors that none must know about lest they come to feast
Another gracious gift for the PIT, and some MOLD too? How fortuitous..
THE PIT! THE PIT! HOW DAMP AND DARK AND MOIST THOU ART!
THE LIGHT DENY! THY SLIME PROVIDE! THE PIT! THE PIT! THE PIT!
I dig Home Safety Hotline. It's like the Analogue Horror equivalent to Hypnospace Outlaw.
I love the writing in this game, very promising! Thanks for posting the vod Brett!
*pit grumbles in anticipation* ah yes on the filth and grime we dine today
1:37:40 They Are Here
1:53:51 Peaks Of Yore
2:24:58 Witherholme
Tamto advocates for the consuming of sewer burger but wants us to believe he's never eaten moldy bread before.
speaking of bees! the first time i got stung by a bee, i was completely underwater from my chin down. the fucker mustve been drowning and thought stinging the back of my arm pit was the best course of action. imagine my surprise when i ripped the sucker off 6 inches+ under water 😅 i think he wanted to die faster 🧐
Star Fetchers ep 1 demo is out. It's only been over 3 years since the pilot and we now have a playable demo for ep 1.
*Tomato starts talking about runescape* I look over to my other screen to see osrs open...
Hello Pit brethren, I hope thou art festering in this dank dark comment section today :)
my rat friend Kevin would definitely be an expert in mold
Literally saw the name of this one and was on board, lol
Now I gotta be worrying about metamorphosis, what am I, good ol Franny K?
Hey tomato, just finished Marine Corp boot camp and the first thing now that I'm home is to catch up on everything the filth has been up too
Sad to hear you threw your life away to become a volunteer murderer.
@@AbstractTraitorHeromurdering has made you comfort. Your life and existence thrives on bloodshed.
@@knotbots I recognize the privilege & power that imperialism provides me. It's a bad thing, I'll give it up happily. A better world cannot be had where one nation throttles the rest of the world & engorges itself.
While supporting this world's dictatorships at every turn.
@@AbstractTraitorHerojesus you're cringe af dude😊
@@vangoghsseveredear Being actually informed about shit isn't cringe.
Love the look of the goblin game, can't wait to see where that goes
I haven’t been able to keep up with all the VODS lately 😭
I just started watching him a month ago and I’m so overwhelmed lmao
@@Sleepydog01 welcome to
THE PIT 👹
tomato "false beet eater" gaming
so much MOLD to engorge ourselves upon, how generous of the red man to gift us with moisture down here in the pit
oh wow?
Oh… yeahhhh
O rly?
🦉
oh woah..
Man, the night vision in the second game is worse than 80's military night vision gear. Why do game makers always have like 5-10 feet of night vision? I get that they're trying to keep it from being game breaking, but come on. lmao
Evil Dead Rise: Does a surprisingly faithful job of recreating the B-movie gore and dismemberment, over-the-top and sometimes goofy horror or the original films.
Tomato: This isn't Evil Dead.
For real though, if you do have Skyrim on PC, play Enderal.
Will you mod my game for me? I'm so tired of doing it
@knotbots Enderal is a standalone game I think. Didn't have to play around with any mod managers, except when I decided to increase bow damage.
Don't burnout and die tomato you are da bomb
I eat mold
Hello tomato
I can't play Enderal. It refuses to not constantly crash on my PC.
You should start acting like filfhty frank, since your voice sounds ALOT like him. LOLOLOLOL, i was blown away for who i was listening, when that wood secretion part started
The pit how infestation kitchen buzzing out bees bees bees. Pit loves. Die when love pit. Love, Pit
hehe tamto
Hobb
Cringe dragonball z jokes during my atmospheric horror game >:(
*RAT*
Damn it I wasn’t first