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  • @staCats
    @staCats Год назад +12319

    I'm at work and the internet crashed, I've been stuck on a frame of a flaccid USPS for 3 minutes.

  • @Free-4554
    @Free-4554 Год назад +7934

    Having to reload prematurely,
    Happens to the best of us mate😔

    • @Woezye
      @Woezye Год назад +10

      xD

    • @Siekiera11122
      @Siekiera11122 Год назад +28

      Why we have same pfp

    • @alaas1041
      @alaas1041 Год назад +13

      @@Siekiera11122 world is small

    • @donutwastaken718
      @donutwastaken718 Год назад +2

      @@Siekiera11122 besides he doesn't have static in his

    • @JohnUnsub
      @JohnUnsub Год назад

      @@Siekiera11122 because you couldn't be bothered to make your own?

  • @5NAD
    @5NAD Год назад +3275

    It's difficult to get that USPS up sometimes

    • @aydog_
      @aydog_ Год назад

      just give it viagra

    • @Woezye
      @Woezye Год назад +3

      xD

    • @shny
      @shny Год назад +3

      Erm

    • @chasskay_
      @chasskay_ Год назад +1

      get a viagra

    • @protobust262
      @protobust262 Год назад

      Yeah man, I agree. My Unimpressively Small Pitiful Shlong really does take it's time.

  • @lilcharles5528
    @lilcharles5528 Год назад +1697

    USP-S (the s stands for soft)

  • @glizzy2236
    @glizzy2236 Год назад +1260

    Old people: relatable

    • @The_Mopster
      @The_Mopster Год назад +1

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Gym_rat6136
      @Gym_rat6136 Год назад +5

      Lmao

    • @jonasheldhansen8069
      @jonasheldhansen8069 Год назад +18

      People that take drugs: relatable

    • @frumpyglint
      @frumpyglint Год назад +3

      @@jonasheldhansen8069 honestly though. Serotonin reuptake inhibitors are a bitch.

    • @squidiz496
      @squidiz496 Год назад +4

      How the fuck did this get 650 likes lol. Every youtube comment section is filled with unoriginal or uninspired comments. Or they literally just describe what happened in the youtube short.

  • @xItzShiv
    @xItzShiv Год назад +529

    "This pill will make you stay up all night" advertisement took it too far

  • @r1ght_653
    @r1ght_653 Год назад +2001

    What if i remove the silencer, does it become a USP-C (circumcised)?

    • @WhatsThisOwO
      @WhatsThisOwO Год назад +173

      The silencer is the one going flaccid though so I'd say you're more of being castrated rather than circumsized

    • @brubbb
      @brubbb Год назад +1

      transgender usp

    • @maxnaz47
      @maxnaz47 Год назад +111

      @@WhatsThisOwO Not really, castrated is when the gonads are removed, having the shaft removed is called a penectomy.

    • @WhatsThisOwO
      @WhatsThisOwO Год назад +25

      @@maxnaz47 oooh, sure. thanks for correcting

    • @r1ght_653
      @r1ght_653 Год назад +8

      Full knowledge

  • @redtalonxs
    @redtalonxs Год назад +40

    Dude: why is your supresser is down
    Me: its nervous

  • @inusara9306
    @inusara9306 Год назад +102

    My anxiety when I was expecting a jacking reload

    • @liquidbismuth1044
      @liquidbismuth1044 Год назад +7

      Nah, that’s just how you unjam it.

    • @kilo9969
      @kilo9969 Год назад +1

      That is what I want it to be

  • @fireredgaming1
    @fireredgaming1 Год назад +42

    Mom walked in…Thanks mate

  • @DarkAgeSwarm306
    @DarkAgeSwarm306 Год назад +94

    Why isn’t this in the actual game

  • @akiraashley6264
    @akiraashley6264 Год назад +8

    The USP-enis is so cool

  • @Noirz3n
    @Noirz3n Год назад +8

    Supressor Enlargement Pills

  • @Serpentical
    @Serpentical Год назад +4

    "I am so sorry everyone"
    GOOD YOU SHOULD BE

  • @Le-Nova-
    @Le-Nova- Год назад +11

    “My gun is bigger”

  • @DarkManzPK
    @DarkManzPK Год назад +15

    Watching CSGO videos with runescape music is just top tier!

  • @digitaldoxx7180
    @digitaldoxx7180 Год назад +6

    The Runescape background music was a nice touch🏆

    • @ibeti4207
      @ibeti4207 Год назад +4

      this is the comment I was looking for

  • @-.--Y..-U...S..-U..-.F
    @-.--Y..-U...S..-U..-.F Год назад +4

    doggo bonking everyone lmao

  • @GarretScreams
    @GarretScreams Год назад +239

    this is the best shit i’ve ever seen

  • @HeyItsAug
    @HeyItsAug Год назад +14

    “IS THIS NIGGA SERIOUS!” -Berleezy

    • @Microwave_Metal
      @Microwave_Metal Месяц назад

      bro litterally said the n word wtf

    • @HeyItsAug
      @HeyItsAug Месяц назад

      @@Microwave_Metal What about it?

    • @Microwave_Metal
      @Microwave_Metal Месяц назад

      @@HeyItsAug tf you mean what abt it it didn't even get deleted or smth

    • @HeyItsAug
      @HeyItsAug Месяц назад

      @@Microwave_Metal Is it that serious?

  • @ruppzie8708
    @ruppzie8708 Год назад +12

    bro why am i crying
    80s cartoon vibes

  • @saabby
    @saabby Год назад +4

    THESE ARE SO EPIC
    Reminds me of when COD does crazy melees

  • @savalije2405
    @savalije2405 Год назад +33

    Where's Rock when we need him to hit us with the 🤨

  • @jenaye420
    @jenaye420 Год назад +7

    Should make the Chinese csgo a shorts series that u do rarely lol

  • @LLLexen
    @LLLexen Год назад +9

    LMAO BRO, btw i love the doge one

  • @Cssisabeautifulthang
    @Cssisabeautifulthang Год назад +28

    Wow. That was unexpected

  • @WendiKoff
    @WendiKoff Год назад +5

    I used to love playing with weapon mods in the old days.

  • @spooky4318
    @spooky4318 Год назад +4

    Bro using Viagra in USP

  • @griffithmerrick7003
    @griffithmerrick7003 Месяц назад +5

    This is clearly the best one

  • @lokic-ug2sc
    @lokic-ug2sc 14 дней назад

    This skin: exists
    Me: *"A GUN WITH ONE BULLET."*

  • @allanblot-gadbois3347
    @allanblot-gadbois3347 Год назад +2

    Just get that suppressor off in the attachements tab

  • @williamrosengren2055
    @williamrosengren2055 Год назад +3

    What happens when you take the silencer of ?

  • @hugoalexander6919
    @hugoalexander6919 Год назад +1

    That was the Goofy ahhhh Suppressor

  • @markpunkbro118
    @markpunkbro118 Год назад +19

    Was this Lichtenstein's mod? The USPP-S

  • @YuriYoshiosan
    @YuriYoshiosan Год назад +1

    Universal Self-loading Pistol, more like Universal Soft PP

  • @cookezen2804
    @cookezen2804 Год назад +1

    Pony: FRIENDSHIP MAZAFAKA

  • @Pheonix_7930
    @Pheonix_7930 27 дней назад +2

    "USPPS"

  • @jhokvir5869
    @jhokvir5869 Год назад +2

    “They make a pill for that”

  • @poxeytheburgertarian5997
    @poxeytheburgertarian5997 2 месяца назад

    The doodle lore was great but I’m okay with the change to the duality.

  • @dummy_simon7884
    @dummy_simon7884 Год назад

    My Friend: Why Is The Silencer Like That?
    Me: Its Shy...

  • @feaz1e233
    @feaz1e233 Год назад +5

    usp-s | HUH

  • @AStixMatism
    @AStixMatism Год назад

    ok nah the USP-S one right there is a violation
    i personally wouldn't take that level of disrespect

  • @Ethylus
    @Ethylus 3 месяца назад +1

    this reminds my of a guy using a weapon combining machine for some reason

  • @seapackgaming4316
    @seapackgaming4316 Год назад +1

    Bro keeps calling these mods and they’re not, they’re animations.

  • @Xavier0525
    @Xavier0525 Месяц назад +1

    The Pinky Pie one-

  • @kropz3y969
    @kropz3y969 Год назад +2

    😂 wowzers!!! That dang ED!!! This should somehow be incorporated into that new game “high on life” I could so see it being a gun in that game 😂 the things it would say! Haha

  • @AstinelPGR
    @AstinelPGR Год назад +1

    he's a little shy

  • @Metalshark100
    @Metalshark100 Месяц назад

    Ngl, I wish my guns went limp after expunging all my projectiles

  • @R.B.A.K
    @R.B.A.K Год назад +1

    The last one is a little bit AMOGUS ⛔

  • @user-it9jz1sy2q
    @user-it9jz1sy2q 10 месяцев назад

    The third one was personal 😂😂😂

  • @layneblair7934
    @layneblair7934 Год назад +1

    The runescape music really threw me off

  • @wokotusion710
    @wokotusion710 Год назад

    Me at 7pm vs at 7am

  • @Aezrt-17
    @Aezrt-17 Год назад

    It's literally that one joke from Tex Avery cartoons

  • @kiwifruit5861
    @kiwifruit5861 Год назад +1

    Instead of the pills why don’t you have the guy show the gun an anime girl 😂

  • @justanotheridiot8648
    @justanotheridiot8648 Год назад +1

    The gun has projectile disfunction

  • @nouvaGD
    @nouvaGD Месяц назад

    "And out comes... the USPPS" - probably some guy name Lichtenstein or sum

  • @drvinylscratch1936
    @drvinylscratch1936 Год назад +2

    These shorts are pog. Namely the Chinese skins ones and then the rer

  • @colonelinfernal5004
    @colonelinfernal5004 Год назад +1

    Whoever made these put in more effort than valve.

  • @TehAnimationSparxx
    @TehAnimationSparxx Год назад

    Osrs music behind csgo is like the best crossover of my childhood

  • @ReallySirius
    @ReallySirius Год назад

    Plot twist those are antidepressants.

  • @mtmaf1a841
    @mtmaf1a841 Год назад +2

    What was that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣best reload ever

  • @Greg-1080p
    @Greg-1080p 16 дней назад +1

    Oh, the uspp

  • @k1llshot_300
    @k1llshot_300 Год назад +1

    Aah yes the uspp

  • @falconPL156
    @falconPL156 Год назад

    man that USP-S got a little bit too excited 💀

  • @Fallout_fan2
    @Fallout_fan2 Год назад +1

    It’s referencing a pen-

  • @macabre_and_cheese
    @macabre_and_cheese Год назад

    If your silencers erection lasts for more than four shots, consult your local gunsmith

  • @InfernoYoshi
    @InfernoYoshi Год назад

    Oh my fucking God the silencer has erectile dysfunction holy shit
    relatable

  • @darkon2233
    @darkon2233 Год назад

    I feel bad for a depressed silencer... WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

  • @joselugamerpro
    @joselugamerpro Год назад +3

    steam confirmations are boken again

  • @amarques2696
    @amarques2696 Год назад +1

    I want that usp

  • @shadowdemon5370
    @shadowdemon5370 Год назад

    I'm too old to be a Counter-Terrorist!
    Peoples:Why?
    Me:

  • @gamingwitharchie7697
    @gamingwitharchie7697 8 дней назад

    Bro got the USPPS 💀💀💀💀

  • @TR-THE_HAYPAR
    @TR-THE_HAYPAR 2 месяца назад +1

    Not me thinking drake moment

  • @MASTAR-vf4un
    @MASTAR-vf4un Год назад

    If you're thinking what I am thinking then i ll meet you in hell guys 😂

  • @snieva9778
    @snieva9778 Год назад

    "So your saying you fell on this gun"
    *yes*
    "A__ first?"
    *yes*

  • @panzer_tank
    @panzer_tank Год назад +1

    oh no, uspenis

  • @iamlazycatxP
    @iamlazycatxP Год назад

    Remember. If your killstreak lasts more than 4 hours, Please consult a medical professional.

  • @stholtzinwinter1155
    @stholtzinwinter1155 Год назад

    So that's what they call a projectile disfunction...

  • @wapple5271
    @wapple5271 Год назад

    The USPS looks a little hungry for the pills

  • @rosaliebalanquit1878
    @rosaliebalanquit1878 Год назад

    Me seeing this: kinda a meme skin for trolling

  • @ThatEffinMonke
    @ThatEffinMonke Месяц назад

    USP-F
    F for flaccid.

  • @vihunnesborssi2289
    @vihunnesborssi2289 Год назад +2

    Raygun before pack a punch

  • @kadonht6802
    @kadonht6802 Год назад

    Bro gave his gun viagra what the hell

  • @shadow1181
    @shadow1181 Год назад

    No no no no...... my brain f****!!! 💀💀💀💀

  • @Nick-ij5nt
    @Nick-ij5nt Год назад

    everyone's usp gets a little limp sometimes

  • @Wheeljack214
    @Wheeljack214 Год назад

    Uh-oh, looks like somebody got a hold of Lich's USPP. 😏😜

  • @krab5547
    @krab5547 Год назад +1

    Is that the new depresser?

  • @ARTERY_WNTR
    @ARTERY_WNTR Год назад

    "Why your isnt shooting?"
    "because its' Hard gone"

  • @Nox_Ghost
    @Nox_Ghost Год назад

    Heh the advertisement didn’t lie

  • @glitchy_guest
    @glitchy_guest 20 дней назад

    Lich is very happy rn

  • @runehansen4417
    @runehansen4417 Год назад +1

    is that... THE USPP-S

  • @calvinhaddock4701
    @calvinhaddock4701 Год назад +1

    It’s been two months since I’ve watched this video and finally realize the joke.💀

  • @Googy_1
    @Googy_1 Год назад

    He was just a little nervous

  • @shak9558
    @shak9558 Год назад

    Really popped a viagra 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @kaapelitt
    @kaapelitt Год назад

    If you remove the silencer, it becomes usp-woman

  • @Kitsune_Enka
    @Kitsune_Enka Год назад

    Never knew suppresors could have ED

  • @silvergaming3953
    @silvergaming3953 Год назад

    Silencer disfunctions

  • @TheDurka
    @TheDurka 4 месяца назад

    drake ahh pistol

  • @wanderingoni
    @wanderingoni Год назад

    I know you said sorry but WHAT THE FK 🤣

  • @Projekt_Gen
    @Projekt_Gen Год назад

    Consult your armory if your suppressor stays up for more than 4 hours.