Buffet workers, what are your horror stories?
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Can I just say thank you for narrating this yourself? The TTS AI is getting overused and is everywhere now.
So, you missed “Golden Coral”, then. 🤭
@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin The funny thing is the original reply on Reddit has it spelled "Corral" so that's doubly screwed.
No, it's AI. Clearly.
That first story, just . . . dude knows the rules and beat them, you can't argue with that.
That is what engineering is all about, and it was truly a marvel of salad engineering,
I do the same thing at Mongolian BBQ. You get veggies and meat and they cook it for you. You get a single serve bowl and put all the veggies on the bottom then weigh it all down with the meat. Hell yea.
My brother is a big guy, and has always had an appetite that can’t be quenched. One time I took him to a Mexican restaurant that had free refills for anything they had on the food line. We sat and ate, and he was still eating an hour later. He loved the food so much it was off putting hearing the sounds of appreciation he was making. Eventually he stopped eating and we were just sitting there when he got up to go to the restroom. I got the kids jackets on, and got everyone ready to go figuring he was done. Nope, he comes back to the table, looks at us and pouts “what, we’re leaving already?” I just stared at him, and finally asked, “are you still hungry?????” I’m such disbelief, he said “all I needed to do was go to the bathroom and make some more room!” I, by then was talking louder than I should and said “are you telling me you took a fat sh*t so you could stuff more food in your mouth? NO, all you can eat doesn’t mean you should eat so much that the business loses money on you visiting, seriously GET IN THE CAR!” He was 25 years old. That was 20 years ago, he has so many health problems, and now lives with me, but we now understand it more, he has some health and mental health issues going on, and he’s doing much better. He topped out at 501 pounds before coming to live with us, and is down 70 pounds. Gratefully the medication he’s on has really helped his mental health condition that’s adjacent to OCD. I refuse to go to buffets, and gratefully the Golden Corral near us closed due to C-19. We avoid triggers, this is just a reminder that people are fighting battles we know nothing about, and sometimes even they don’t realize.
Had he been diagnosed with Prader Willi Syndrome?
@@darkangel7589 no, but that’s an excellent question, he was tested for a lot of different things, I’m 10 years older so I went with my mom to a lot of his appointments and I remembered FAS being talked about in the doctors office. That night I over heard my mom telling my step dad, and that’s when I learned what FAS was. Fetal alcohol syndrome. I still didn’t understand either my child mind that it was preventable, he was born in the late 1970’s, where science was just linking alcohol to genetic disorders so to speak. I’m not a doctor or scientist so forgive my ignorant language. To exasperate things our mom has Munchowsen syndrome and then it escalated to Munchowsen by proxy. But it’s a psychological disorder where a person makes themselves sick or seem sick for attention, she was always a sickly child and would tell us stories about having different illnesses that required hospitalization, after (possibly) going thru miscarriages and stillbirths she adopted my older brother, then 3 years later me. It’s so much to type here but my brother was diagnosed with kidney disease, and even had a “mechanical” kidney, then I was diagnosed with epilepsy, which is how I started to question things as I got older, I’d never had a convulsion, seizure, absent seizures etc. I did how ever suffer from intense migraines that started at 4 years old, but I digress, so I heard my mom telling my step dad that he had fetal alcohol syndrome, and he went thru weeks of different tests, where it was discovered he had a brain aneurysm, so to make sure he wore a bicycle helmet and such. It wasn’t until I was an adult and the internet became useful that I searched FAS in adults, and just this weekend I was validated by my sister in law who kind of thought I was making stuff up, she’s married to my junior brother that’s between me and the youngest we are talking about. Her mind was blown. Our mother died 32 years ago, all the stress she put her body thru as a kid caught up with her and she died at 52 years old when my baby brother was just 14.
I wish you could see my brother, he is an amazing guy, he’s actually got a pretty good TikTok following and just had a meet & greet 2 weekends ago where he had people come in from Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Alabama, Illinois, Indiana, Massachusetts etc. He is beloved and amazing, I am proud of who he has become!
8 years ago, I went to Golden Corral with my mom, brother and family from Ohio. I ate so much food that I puked in front of everyone on the carpet. Then the manager and all the employees came to clean up my vomit. A lot of employees either got fired or decided to quit that day. Now the area where I vomited is now off limits.
Golden Corral:
Wait what lol
x to doubt
Dude made a biohazard **skull**
I’m gonna doubt that story chief
The fried crabs legs incident is one reason why many buffets in the UK only serve things like that to order.
Golden “corel” 😭😭😭😭
Something similar to that pizza street story happened to me when I was a sophomore working at Subway.
*TL;DR: I get a nice shiner from a drunk fucker at 9 at night, working for $8.50 an hour. Threw a pound of quarters at his face(which I later learned actually broke the skin!) and he runs into glass door, cutting himself all up and down his body before being apprehended by police.*
Guy comes in, I can tell hes drunk because my stepdad was an alcoholic, and he was acting similarly, dude doesn't look any older than 19. Of course, he comes over and starts harassing my female coworker who went to the same high school as me. The dude started asking if our manager would hook him up with more alcohol(she wasn't even in the store, as it was 9:00 PM.) I told him that if he wanted alcohol, he could walk his happy ass over to the liquor store across the street, but I made sure to mention that he wouldn't be getting anything as it was clear he was underage and already under the influence. This, of course, makes him start acting really defensive, and he claims he was sober. One of his buddies sees him throwing a temper tantrum through our massive glass windows and also walks inside to see what's up.
At this point, I'm annoyed because he's been in our store for 10 minutes refusing to make a sandwich and asking for our manager, so I tell him to gtfo(we were given explicit permission to kick people out by any means necessary if they were being obnoxious or rowdy). His friend tries to get him to leave like I asked, which sets the guy off. He swings at his friend and then tries to jump over the bane(fancy word for that cooling storage place where all the food that goes on your sandwich is) and proceeds to fall face-first onto the granite tile floor, busting his face.
My female coworker then proceeds to laugh hysterically, and his friend walks out the door, clearly pissed off. Guy picks himself up off the floor, and then he swung at *me* which of course landed me a two-week black eye that was all sorts of different colors. Now *I* was pissed, so I told my coworker to run into the back and call the police. I then proceeded to grab one of the rolls of quarters we had sitting near the register, and fucking pitched that shit down the middle so hard that it basically exploded on contact with his forehead, knocking him on his ass. While on the phone, my coworker runs out after hearing the sound of a gazillion quarters hitting the ground with one of our bread knives, and tells him to gtfo or he's getting the "thief treatment." Obviously he wasn't so drunk that he'd run up on a crazy bitch with a knife aimed at his balls, so he managed to pick himself up and try to run out of the building.
Here's where it gets even worse. Our front door was a pull. Clearly, he forgot that he pushed the door to come in, because he ran straight into the *glass door* shattering it completely. By that point, the cops showed up and handcuffed him before he could pick himself up out of the 10 billion glass shards he decided to throw himself into.
What the fuck did i just read
Esophageal is correct. It also erodes teeth and can cause GERD.
What is GERD? Sounds awful.
@@seanrosenau2088It’s an (I believe to be chronic) illness that makes it so that your stomach acid comes *back up* through your throat (I can’t remember if it’s through the windpipe or not, but it can damage vocal cords). It’s short for Gastro esophageal reflux disorder. If you know who Corpse Husband is (a RUclipsr), he has it.
@@seanrosenau2088 Gastro Esophageal Reflux Disease, think really bad heartburn on steroids. It's basically a condition where stomach acid continuously washes up the throat eroding the soft tissue of the esophagus and even the larynx (voice box) if advanced enough, it can be extremely painful to live with and can even cause the person to lose their voice if the condition has gone untreated/uncontrolled for long enough. This isn't even getting into the fact that all that damage to the esophagus can eventually lead to the development of esophageal cancer.
I remember when Wendy's had a salad bar. I don't think my kids believe me tho.
Why did the last story just cut off mid scentence? Did an error happen in editing?
I think it was a clocking out joke. I found it hilarious
As someone whose grandparents took her to buffets every week as a kid, I can't ever eat at buffets anymore. I get so grossed out just by my own thoughts and memories.
I’m probably a horro story myself. I have learned as I got older to ask for help and concentrate really hard to be steady, but as a kid this is how I would get food from a buffet:
Scoop rice for example on the spoon like a normal person.
Dump half of the rice all over the tray where you put your plates while filling them and half into the other dishes.
Repeat several times because my scoops diddnt end up putting much on my plate.
All those parents who allow their little precious “do no wrong” darlings to run amok in a buffet, stick their grubby (who knows what is on them) fingers in the food, stuck their heads up underneath the glass protector with faces near the food, and I’ve even seen a kid sneeze right on the food. Seriously. I’ve watched kids put their hands all over different food items and then not take them. People literally don’t care what their kids are doing as long as they don’t have to deal with them or actually parent them for a little while. (My dad liked to go to buffets, he drug me to them and these were some behaviors that I witnessed while there).
My parents would have made me clean floors or do dishes if I ever pulled that shit.
We have a soup bar at the grocery store I work in.
There is a little old lady that takes all the noodles out of the soup every time we make chicken noodle.
We’ve tried to scare her off but she loves her noodles too much.
Buffet=trough. The only buffet I would go to would be a high end resort where I was staying. They weed out the riff raff. Four Seasons in Hawaii has near gourmet food at their buffet. Pacific Beach in Waikiki had an amazing spread decades ago and they priced out the bottom feeders.
5:35 I’ve seen the video for this one!!
I also have a story. It’s not my story, but my dad’s. It was around Christmas time, many years ago (before I was born), so my dad was with all of his extended family. They decided to go out to eat at a buffet. This buffet was popular for their dinner rolls. As my dad was in line with his cousin, they were grabbing a lot of rolls. A random lady (stranger) reached over his cousins plate, and his cousin BIT THE LADY’S ARM. She was just trying to grab some rolls from the buffet, but his cousin thought she was trying to steal from his plate.
No horror stories and never worked a buffet but this one time I was visiting some friends for a convention (it was small so anime, sci fi and everything lumped in one kinda con) and after a long day of the con of them selling art and necklaces we took them to dinner at the big Chinese Buffet in the city. As we were almost all still in costumes, having came right from the dealers room we looked a little odd. Folks in the parking lot giving us the stink eye but when we entered the owner or manger was saying goodbye to a family and then saw us. Now picture this short starting to grey Chinese man look up to these dorks in trench coats, and kimonos and I think one friend was someone from Dongonrampa (sorry never played the game so can't spell it) and on seeing us he went from tired to happiest man ever. In a thick Chinese accent he yelled "Crosspray!" And then gave us the best seat in the house and told us the rice noodles were just about to be replaced so wait a minute. (My mother used to go there a lot and always told me how good the rice noodles were and she was not wrong.) On check out he personally checked us out too and gave us all free snacks and good luck charms. Needless to say we not only tipped the cleaning staff by leaving some bills and change by our plates we tipped well when leaving. He waved us out still with a smile bigger then his arms. But yeah it was clear we made his day and he sure as heck made the convention even better for us. We would have gone again the next day but they closed early on Sundays and as I said our friends worked the dealer room we had to stay late to help them clean up their stall. But we made sure to tell everyone we met about him so we hope he saw lots of costumes. Sure it was on the other side of the city but well worth it. I had the charm for a few years but I lost it when moving homes.
Dude at 3:50 ish has me concerned. I hope he's okay. It sounds like he had a mental degenerative disorder, those spiral to death quickly. It's so sad that he ended up kicked out, I hope he got help in the end- I suspect that Pickle Boy is not with us anymore though.
I used to go to a place where they have unlimited bowls they cook your noodles in front you with a sealable plastic container, I'd get a bowl made eat half, and covertly dump the other half in my container and go get more. I did the same thing at buffets, eat half and stash half. I never did get caught either.
Pickle boy sounds like a texbook case of first-episode psychosis in schizophrenia.
the first story, that was really common in pizza hut in china. For some reason, pizza hut branded themselves as a healthy family restaurant in china so they had all you can eat salad and fruit bars. Naturally, people took more than pizza hut liked so they had a "one plate" policy but the way around this was to engineer a bowl out of cucumber slices to fill your plate as much as you could. It was such a big thing that there are DIAGRAMS online on how to make the perfectly structurally sound salad bowl. pizza hut later removed the salad bar.
I got roped into going to the Chinese buffet with my 6' 3" husband and my then teenage son, who has Asperger's Syndrome. My grown daughter, who should have known better, was also present. Those two ate so much that my daughter was seriously going to crawl under the table. The staff was whispering to themselves. I vowed never again to go to a buffet with them.
Omg the one about the guy eating Chinese donuts out of his pockets.... I always get confused looks when I properly pay for a few to take home. It’s a long standing tradition to smuggle one out for the dog in my family but I always feel guilty now as an adult.
The cheesy pasta one... so this woman put a serving from the all you can eat tray onto her plate... user her hand to separate the cheese strings and toss them back into the pasta for other guests to grab
Well this solidified my innate distrust of all buffets, god i almost gagged multiple times!
For those wondering, blue steak is not like blue waffle, thank god. Far as I can tell, the blue part comes from the oil-based ink that the USDA stamps the meat inspected that otherwise would cook off.
Blue steak is another term for extra rare steak. It’s seared at a very high temperature 1-2min a side. It is edible without illness, but only if several precautions are taken, specifically with the quality of the meat, storing and handling. I’ve heard of rare steaks being lambasted as “grabbing a piece off the cow and eating that”, at least rare isn’t as bad as that.
In Canada blue rare is how you eat steak but I could never understand how Americans eat bloody hamburgers
@@andrewrules231 We really shouldn’t be. Ground beef that is uncooked or undercooked is labeled as dangerous by the USDA, including in burgers.
This is something my mother taught me, and has reminded me.
@@susagean2080 ya i know how to cook I dont need a lesson over youtube comments
@@andrewrules231 Calm down sparky.
"To eat, you had to clock out,"
......clock out and what??? The video just ended there!!
18:48
Cliff hangers are illegal 😭
2:36 GOLDEN CORAL?!
I had a friend who was a relentless joker. At a buffet one evening with his wife, sister, and brother inlaw, he went up to get food with brother inlaw and farted loudly. He immediately turned to brother inlaw and said, "DO you think that was an appropriate thing to do here? And walked away. Brother inlaw was shocked speechless, as well as the five old couples that were also getting food at the time. He protested his innocents, but from the disgusted looks from the old couples, it's safe to assume they did NOT believe him😅. When he got back to the table, his wife said, "That's the reason I do NOT walk up with him to buffets.🤣😂
Fun fact related to story 1! That method of a big salad tower has been broken down to a fine art in China because of Pizza Hut. It had a 1 plate of salad rule, but people figured that if they could just build a really tall salad. Then people started comparing notes and getting competitive about it. Give it a quick Google if you want to see some impressive food structures.
This place I went to diddnt have a buffet but they played oldies rock loud enough to make you FEEL the music. Guess what. They had a speaker in the bathroom too.
Post-you-know-what, I swore never to eat at a buffet again. Now I'm regretting all the times I did before 2020. But I was lucky or something back then, I guess.
You can say COVID, it's not a slur
Golden coral
I totally agree with competitive eaters getting kicked out of AYCE places if they didnt have the respect to inform the business they were heading in, AND that they can eat enough for a family of 10.
10? Try like 20
I saw something that was like straight out of a sitcom or movie or something. This local generic asian joint simply called "China Buffet", this one table had a few people at it and between the four of them, they had to top 1500 pounds easy. Anyway they were already many plates deep when my now-ex and I showed up, got our food, took our time eating, and as we were getting ready to leave that's when I slipped into TV-land. This perfect, beautiful short middle-aged balding pissed off Asian male stereotype storms out of the back and starts laying into the land whales, like "You here four hour! You go now! You no come back! You eat too much!" it was all we could do to NOT burst out laughing. It was just like something out of Family Guy.
@@adamb89China buffet? You wouldn’t be around the Hagerstown area would you?
once when i was at a local buffet in a town i was passing through, i walked inside and the first thing i saw was this kid standing at the buffet table, looked like he had the mumps, and this woman next to him, i guess his mother, picked up a plate of pie and held it nearly under his chin. “want some pie?” and he just coughed all over it. i turned around and found somewhere else to eat.
I ate at an all you can eat buffet earlier tonight, excited to hear these! (also I ate 5 plates of food)
The first story is a god
I know
There should've been a limit of how much people can take in one sitting, like how much pizzas and crab legs can people eat.
At the place where I work someone took a whole pizza and no one could do anything. I thought it was funny but my coworkers were mad
esophagus and pasta is like read, read, lead, and lead as well as their there and they're
Loved the first one
I'm not sure whether she was telling the truth but my mum told us she and her brother used to deepen the salad bowls at Pizza Hut with cucumber slices the way the person in story 1 did!
I have buffet experience. I've seen poopy underwear in the bathroom garbages at least twice 😹
1:47 just thought "oh no" the minute he described where they work.
You don't have to apologize over "pasta" vs "pahsta", but i draw the line at "golden coral".
In Canada we basically only have chinese food buffet
It cut out Chris
The map the car driving on is from "import tuner challenge"
Why was the last story cut?
What the heck is a dessert pizza?! O.O
Any did the last story end mid sentence? I’m pretty confused.
Yup. Couldnt be bothered to even make sure they edited right lmao. These lazy dime a dozen reddit read channels man..
10:11 What the heck is a 'blue steak'?
Barely cooked, definitely still cold on the inside, and generally just very very raw (different from "rare"), only safe to eat when properly handled and very fresh meat is used - not the kind you find at buffets
@@ChaoticArtCatYeah, that's nasty. Good way to get sick.
I love Golden corral
I've been to change places in the last month one had crab legs out in the open buffet and was like some dollars a person and I saw lots of people piling their plates heavily like it's all you can eat and it's early in the evening they're not going to run out you can take one or two legs at a time crab legs but you have to request them and then they're an extra charge so the whole
Where does the term "86" come from?
I understand from context that it's a blacklist but does anyone know the origin of the term?
Something probably happened in 1986
4:50 you close at 9??? when is people suppose to eat then? at 7?
Pd: What is a dessert pizza?
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What is “dessert pizza”?
Golden Corral is not pronounced like the ocean coral. Think corral like a horse gets corraled.
Some bras are just made to be worn on the outside, if you’re a guy. 🤷🏼♂️
😂
6:00
Why the fuck does the video suddenly end? Where is the rest, where is the ending?
not sure what happened but the end of your video past 18 minutes isn't there.
8th viewer! Wow I was early
A good for u
First 6 seconds yay
Quality of these videos just keeps getting worse
For a dude that reads for content, it's impressive how often you dont say words correctly. Corral is not read like coral.
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