@What Not To Do At a Stoplight well cultural appropriation does exist, even though the prom dress thing wasn't (it was actually the "namaste" pose that offended people idk why though) but I've seen Indian jewelry being sold by these big brands like Asos(?) And calling them some chandelier shit. Appropriation is not acknowledging what the actual thing is called or where it is from and blatantly stamping your own label and show it as an "original product"
Bruh as an Asian dude, I agree with Andrew. I don't think that girl did anything wrong at all and let be real here, that kind of dress is not cultural important at all. People are just easily get offended over stupid things and i feel bad for that girl. Like if she can't wear that dress then Asian and other races shouldn't be able to wear a western style outfit too because it's "CULTURE"
We almost had a James bond theme but they switched it to Arabian Nights (because James Bond's bodmon)...God where were the PC police when you needed them, NO ONE WANTED ARABIAN NIGHTS, NOT EVEN THE ARABS!
@@alexanderbyrne9684 So I'm supposed to take the one video where he actually points out the bullshit the Right pulls (which are actually facts) and uses typical "trigger the libcuck snowflakes" and be like "Yeah Schulz is balanced. That's like me applauding Tucker Carlson when he has a point sometimes when like 85% of the time it's just a bunch of horse shit.
@@alexanderbyrne9684 Do you know why he doesn't do it all that much? Because he knows his audience. He knows his audience will bitch and moan if he gets "woke" and "political". So instead he mostly leans toward "trigger" the snowflakes jokes. It's kinda why I stopped listening to Flagrant.
THIS is how a "Daily Show" should be: Rip apart every side of the aisle instead of all the toxic identity politics, pandering and SJW bullshit. Hope you guys keep doing segments like this - and hopefully see you perform in Denmark again when all this is over.
AndersHermann um they do!! 2nd of all , the only people crying about “ identity politics “ are white men , as if that’s not an identity to be protected. 🤦🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
Because everyone is political in the age of technology. And it's hard to mock something you agree with, so most comedians (95% left leaning) are comfortable just hitting the same boring marks from the right.
There's no such thing as an unbaised look, everyone has a preference, and we're all more to the right or the left, I do think he's a lefty. Though I will agree he could be worse
Hell not even just a house fire. The draft, equal support or outcomes in divorse and child custody, equal amount of women's and men's shelters for domestic violence victims ect...
@Legend of Awww Sheeet no..., Cancel culture is worse than ever before. The extreme left that is responsible for this gets more and more extreme each year. Of you really want to get technical It rides in waves, but listen bro..piss off. :)
Santiago Rodriguez if you think the Left and Right in politics is that black+white, as if it’s Good Guy vs. Bad Guy, then you’re ignorant and destined to lose
Just because he put his name on the check doesn't mean it is his money. That is our money and it was the Democrats that pushed for sending those checks out. Pelosi is your mommy.
Because he's only attacking those who does dumb shit while this whole pandemic is happening. Like people are still going outside in groups or like right now there are protesters blocking the hospitals right now for workers not to go in and just let people die.
Anthony Anderson haha I never thought he could somehow connect botched buttock surgery to the pandemic. Yet he did and it made us all laugh. Comedic genius
democrats in congress pushed ubi though, and round two of ubi, they want to give out $2000 a month for six months, thank democrats for bringing the idea to congress. now call your congressman to pass ubi. tell them andrew yang sent you. go yang gang.
gordon So when the country is in turmoil over a virus started in China, it’s on Trump, but when you get a check legit signed by the man, he has nothing to do with that? We see the logical fallacy my guy, shut up. You can’t pick and choose what to credit him with based on whether or not you like the information
tatata dadada oh no please don’t. Don’t turn him into a out of touch fuckwit like Bill Maher who kiss his donors arse. This trolling is perfect and perfect timing.
This might be a conspiracy theory but basically those Tonight Show anchors are mainstream media puppets broadcasting news in the guise of jokes and entertainment. It is unprecedented when people are watching them for news instead of actual news channels.
Schultz just sittin thinkin " hmm I'm bored, let's see just how many different people I can unite in triggered rage against me, it'll gimme somethin to do" 😂🔥
I love how Andrew punches left, right, up, down and all around. The one that made me laugh the hardest this time around was: "Facts might not care about your feelings Mr. Shapiro, but hopefully the government does and gets you a test soon.", the look on your face was so neener-neener.
Lol true😂 if you liked this video you would love the animated stand up bit I made on my RUclips channel. I'd really appreciate it if you checked it out
Asia is a continent, not a culture. There are so many different cultures and languages and races within Asia. Asia includes Turkey, Philippines, China, Thailand, India and Hong Kong which are Islamic, Catholic, Non-Religious, Hindu/Jainist and Buddhist respectively. They each have their own language of origin, climates and food, and separate history altogether. Whoever says "my asian culture" is someone living in a 1st world country that barely knows enough about their own heritage to include the specific country and or culture.
Yo Trevor Noah If you are watching this make sure you are taking notes. This is how to make quality jokes without resorting to orange man bad narrative.
He's actually telling the truth, Orange man is bad. Orange man dumbassed his way straight into a depression and an economic future that none of you can even imagine. He also is responsible 100% for the piss poor response to COVID and his weak language regarding treatment. Not to mention his HOLY SHIT TEMPER TANTRUM that he threw during that briefing. Poor guy grabbed his toys and went home because he got called out for being a Full Metal Retard.
lol yeah and you know what else is funny? There are two females who said "Men are trash" and "Cancel men" but if there were males that said "Women are trash" those females would say "Cancel men."
Terry Knight really? it’s stupid to say all men are trash but do you really think men haven’t said that about women since the beginning of time ??? It’s said everyday or women wouldn’t be fighting for equal rights! Women are throwing a little dirt your way for a change. Man up and support equal rights women wouldn’t have to be so angry about it.
@@JnTmarie Really? I got news for you, black people have that same mentality that women have and black people operate the same way that women operate, the reason being is because of the history of black people and what black people have gone through and still go through in this country to this day, which is the same things that women have gone through and still go through in this country to this day, but black people still get called out on their flaws and their double standards. So how about you women man up (no punt intended) and own up to your flaws and double standards and quit trying to justify wrongdoing with other wrongdoing? Thanks.
LOL!!!! And you know what else is funny? There are two females who said "Men are trash" and "Cancel men" but if there were males that said "Women are trash" those females would say "Cancel men."
Regarding John Oliver and Trevor Noah: Do their home countries feature American comics headlining comedy shows? Wouldn't it make more sense to give Andrew Schulz The Daily Show?
Best shit ever, I just feel Schulz is generally far more knowledgeable than he is opinionated compared to other comics who take jabs for the sake of it
@@MrAzahills yeah, I think most people understand that any money the government gives people, comes from our taxes, and is agreed upon by Congress, but it's a joke. And the joke hits even harder because all these people who hate Trump, are getting a check with his name scribbled on it. His jokes are often Brilliantly Idiotic, lol
That picture was from a Chappelle show skit, Chappelle played a guy named Clayton Bigsby, a blind white supremacist. It’s super funny and worth checking out
Schulz is the GOAT! On his first format switch coming up with amazing repeat one liners ‘take that down’. Late night host turn that into entire skit, ‘meanwhile’, Andrew is out here killing it. Honestly, I find myself laughing out loud to this more then any of the late night shows skits lately.
America barely has lefties... What you consider the far left (bernie and AOC), is for the rest of the word at best a centrist... Saying "i am a leftie, because i dont like people hurting and dying unnecessarily", doesn't make you a leftie. That makes you at best a neutral based person...
@@akamba12 yup people think biden and hillary are centrists. nope theyre right wing as well. meanwhile bernie is a centrist and he is labeled as a communist. I hate america.
@@mardocheer Very sad there is no compassion for men who are victims of sexual abuse among the general population. I have compassion for men who are sexually abused and I have compassion for women who are sexually abused. I have compassion for both boys and girls who are sexually abused. I am not familiar with Joe Exotic, but he is no hero, and he belongs in prison for a very, very long time. It's disgusting that they gave a predator sexual abuser his own TV show!
"My culture is not your prom dress. You're right, but it is the reason why prom got canceled" LOL
I just got it 😅😂
Shit was savage af lmaooo
That's a great fucking line
@What Not To Do At a Stoplight well cultural appropriation does exist, even though the prom dress thing wasn't (it was actually the "namaste" pose that offended people idk why though) but I've seen Indian jewelry being sold by these big brands like Asos(?) And calling them some chandelier shit. Appropriation is not acknowledging what the actual thing is called or where it is from and blatantly stamping your own label and show it as an "original product"
@What Not To Do At a Stoplight your mom still exist wtf
RUclips: How demonetized do you want to get?
Andrew: Yes.
😂😂I was dying laughing
lmao
Fuck monetization he speaking facts
@Jet LaDaDaDa Life agreed
lmaooo
LMAOOOOO
-"My culture is not your prom dress"
-"You're right, but it is the reason why prom got cancelled"
I love this man yo HAHAHAHAHA
replayed that part like 6 times
Bruh as an Asian dude, I agree with Andrew. I don't think that girl did anything wrong at all and let be real here, that kind of dress is not cultural important at all. People are just easily get offended over stupid things and i feel bad for that girl. Like if she can't wear that dress then Asian and other races shouldn't be able to wear a western style outfit too because it's "CULTURE"
LAMFAO
We almost had a James bond theme but they switched it to Arabian Nights (because James Bond's bodmon)...God where were the PC police when you needed them, NO ONE WANTED ARABIAN NIGHTS, NOT EVEN THE ARABS!
watching it on replay LOL
I’m never thinking about Cinnamon Toast Crunch the same way again
💯
Pass the milk please.....LMAO......
😝😵🙈🙊
Yea, he ruined it. 😢🤮
Awww I waited for that part and then I was like daaaang
Yeah I WAS eating cereal...
Fortunately it was oatmeal.
Bill Burr: The secret is triggering both sides of the conversation
Schulz: Hold my beer...
....but...he doesn't attempt to trigger both....
@@Deemo202 did you not watch
@@alexanderbyrne9684 So I'm supposed to take the one video where he actually points out the bullshit the Right pulls (which are actually facts) and uses typical "trigger the libcuck snowflakes" and be like "Yeah Schulz is balanced. That's like me applauding Tucker Carlson when he has a point sometimes when like 85% of the time it's just a bunch of horse shit.
@@alexanderbyrne9684 Do you know why he doesn't do it all that much? Because he knows his audience. He knows his audience will bitch and moan if he gets "woke" and "political". So instead he mostly leans toward "trigger" the snowflakes jokes. It's kinda why I stopped listening to Flagrant.
@@Deemo202 looks to me like u got a lil triggered... i think the video is working as intended :P
Every single upset person in the world just got shit on. I love it
SpookToon the king takes no prisoners
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be
Yup. The whole spectrum.
The George Carlin side of the Force is strong with him.
This is what all these news outlets that claim to be “comedy” and not news aspire to be. DO NOT GET BOUGHT OUT ANDREW. YOU ARE THE LAST BEACON.
Relax, he's just a comedian talking shit.
@@georgedepalma429 thank you
"You took his $1200 dollars, didnt you.? He might not be your president but he is your daddy" 😂 I love this guy.!
This guy sounds like he is roasting me and I didn’t do anything
so get up off your ass and make me some meth!
You know what you did
You should watch his standup. That’s literally what he does
"Unsafe sets"... Best believe if you're in the front row at his shows you getting the shit roasted outta you
Sir Valiant III I watched and I was straight 🔥 this dude needs to chill
RUclips: How many people can you roast at once?
Andrew: Yes
Herr Kommandant underrated comedian
Andrew said: "challenge accepted"🤣
😆
Andrew :ALL
Nooice 👌
*_"He's not your President....but he is your daddy."_*
LMFAO
“He may not be your president, but he is your daddy” holy 😆
finally, a daddy I wish would go out alone to buy cigarettes and milk and never come back
@@alexanderliu9376 😂😂😂
government's money is not trump's money....
crwhhx who had the final say in you having your $1200?
@@stlouie88 who had the final say to put trump where he is?
“America has many face protecting mask”
Shows a kkk mask I’m dead
bruh the where's your pride lol
Lmao!! And that was Clayton Bigsby.. the black KKK Grand Dragon!
That's Dave the man Chapelle!
Haha that killed me too. Where’s your pride? 😂😂😂
I was dyin😄.
Imagine living in a society where comedians are the only ones saying the truth, what a joke.
Carlos Lugo “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.” It’s an old truism, so this is nothing new
I mean they're comedians turning the truth into jokes so your not wrong
Pun intended
That's how they control the truth by turning it into a meme
I always feel Comedians are usually the smartest person in a room.
"Exhibit A! Exhibit B! Exhi--take that down."
PURE GOLD.
"Take that down." Had me rolling 😂
I know I was in histerics laughing so hard at the "BUKKAKE" sign 🤣🤣
@@Jarmezrocks That shit was hilarious
“My culture is not your prom dress! You’re right but it is the reason why prom got canceled.” This deserves more recognition
I get it now
I'm Chinese and I approve. Jokes are the best way to heal, Wuhan welcomes you, come visit ;)
straight fire! TRUTH!
@@xyc350 think I'll wait on that for a bit lol
Flew over my head the first time
THIS is how a "Daily Show" should be: Rip apart every side of the aisle instead of all the toxic identity politics, pandering and SJW bullshit.
Hope you guys keep doing segments like this - and hopefully see you perform in Denmark again when all this is over.
AndersHermann the Daily Social Rapproching show
AndersHermann um they do!! 2nd of all , the only people crying about “ identity politics “ are white men , as if that’s not an identity to be protected. 🤦🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
@@rickrude757 "The only people crying about "identity politics" are white men..."
Kinda proved my point - identity politics in action.
Jesus this was better than anything on CC reminding of the good old days of John Stewart btw @rickrude757 how stupid are you??
U do realize this dude ain’t right wing right?
Saying cancelled needs to be cancelled.
come on, man. You wrote “cancelled.” Let’s call it “discarded” now.
popatlal?
Can't do that I play street fighter too much
@Broke Dawn anyone who wants to cancel kevin Hart is gay lol
@Broke Dawn How?
“He may not be your President... but his is your daddy” LMAO 😂
More like a thief forced to return some of the loot he's stolen.
Taking shots at both sides... This is the content that I've been waiting for... An actually unbaised look... Why can't news people do this ffs
Why can't they make up false equivalencies?
Weeeell... He only got Ben Shapiro.
@Cluck Spoken like a true fraud.
Because everyone is political in the age of technology. And it's hard to mock something you agree with, so most comedians (95% left leaning) are comfortable just hitting the same boring marks from the right.
There's no such thing as an unbaised look, everyone has a preference, and we're all more to the right or the left, I do think he's a lefty. Though I will agree he could be worse
This man just delivered the "state of the world" A legendary speech,.
Absolutely!
"Weird internet incels, as long as its not a school, you keep shooting"
- Andrew Schulz 2020
In the words of another great shooter Samuel "Sam" Hyde: "[...]Thats a fucking quote".
That shit was funny
"Incel" 2016-2019
"Simp" 2019-2020
"Incel" 2020-?
3:54 “turned her ass too Cinnamon Toast Crunch” IM DEAD😭😭😭💀
There's no such thing as a feminist in a house fire #cancelalldoctors
@@edwind9040 yep.
Stolen ~Bill Burr.
Hell not even just a house fire. The draft, equal support or outcomes in divorse and child custody, equal amount of women's and men's shelters for domestic violence victims ect...
Bill burr huh
Bill Burr😂😂
Anyone who supports Donald Trump is brainwashed at no fault of their own. I have all the necessary facts to fix it, please give me the opportunity.
In five years Andrews going to have a late night show.
I second this or a show like Dave Chapelle
Mainstream celebrity culture is too woke to ever let this guy have success in that way.
Try 3...
agree and it will be epic
He should have one nowwww
Haha Andrew is out for smoke!! 😂
Ben Shapiro will destroy this leftist "comedian" . Brrrrrr.
He wants all the smoke😂
Sloth lol you don’t know Andrew saying that. Relax brah.
@@Dan0TheMano wow right outta the wire. Great bro.
This didn't age well. Cancel culture has blown up worse than ever before.
@Legend of Awww Sheeet please elaborate
@Legend of Awww Sheeet no..., Cancel culture is worse than ever before. The extreme left that is responsible for this gets more and more extreme each year. Of you really want to get technical It rides in waves, but listen bro..piss off. :)
@@xyzlmno4631 actually I have. I'm getting close to 40 but still look like late 20's and still rockin the same abs. How about you?
@@xyzlmno4631 u are a loser.
@@xyzlmno4631what a lame sense of humour you have. Trolling is such a weird past time. To each their own I guess.
The voice between the Left & Right.
We need more of these videos calling out idiosyncrasies of both sides.
Truth lies somewhere in between.
Exactly, echo chambers are bad for society and they get boring quick.
Aviator253 💯
Aviator253 no, if you try to be in the middle of right and wrong, you are on the wrong side. Being neutral to an Injustice is helping the the bad guy.
Santiago Rodriguez if you think the Left and Right in politics is that black+white, as if it’s Good Guy vs. Bad Guy, then you’re ignorant and destined to lose
Santiago Rodriguez well but the left and right are both wrong asf so the middle is the only right side.
"So weird, internet incels; as long as it's not a school.. you keep shooting."
- Andrew Schulz 2020, colorized
Nice grammar bitch
@@jesusisking7495 Bro just laugh at the joke and fuckin move on, no one needs your lonely ass to ruin the fuckin joke
Naw incels are quite now. Now some the social people that used to laugh @ them are finally feeling that isolation. (Kinda)
@@jesusisking7495 My grammar was fine fucktard
Schulz has come a long way since Guy Code.
"He might not be your President, but he is your daddy"
Best line😂😂😂😂
Just because he put his name on the check doesn't mean it is his money. That is our money and it was the Democrats that pushed for sending those checks out. Pelosi is your mommy.
LiamborninDC daddy Trump signed it into law. Give thanks to your big papa Trump.
Legally still their president, they gotta grow up and respect that lol
It's YOUR MONEY, idiots. Not trumps'. This is big government saving your asses.
K.K.K. head mask gets me everytime.
i like how Andrew is ripping on everyone, left or right LOL
It’s the way it should be. No one should be exempt from criticism and ridicule when dumb shit is done.
That s how it used to be before the nation of woke attacked
Because he's only attacking those who does dumb shit while this whole pandemic is happening. Like people are still going outside in groups or like right now there are protesters blocking the hospitals right now for workers not to go in and just let people die.
@@mysticstrikeforce5957 would that be manslaughter? Stopping hospital staff from saving lives?
You need to. Both are ridiculous. Nothing but a bunch of control freaks on the left.
Shultz was like “how can I get fired on my day off”
He's his own boss
You can call this stealing boxes
Ali Smash hey... If it’s not a school, keep shootin
I'm dead 😂
He said fk stealing boxes. I got it!..
“This lady only wanted one thing... for her booty to be eaten like groceries...”
This man is killing me 😂
Anthony Anderson haha I never thought he could somehow connect botched buttock surgery to the pandemic. Yet he did and it made us all laugh. Comedic genius
This was the greatest 5 minutes of my day. Hut every point on the head and dished it to each group. 100%
Patrice would be so proud of the way you’re rocking this comedy shit
Facts
I thought the same thing RIP to the 🐐 and respect to Andrew!!!
No he wouldn't patrice was funny
Whether or not I agree with you....just seeing the name Patrice makes me so happy...thanks
Man I would put my entire life savings just to see them both on stage.
Just imagine a podcast with both of them. IMAGINE!!
I love it. This is like The Daily Show for people in the middle.
This is an accurate description and need more of this. It's like South Park level awareness in the gray area
middle gang
Thank you.
im in the gay area 😎
It is NOTHING like the daily show .. this was funny
LOL this is like a reverse-John Oliver show.
Nice. Something refreshing ffs.
It's way better
@@jakebeezy8667 Yup. That's why I said reverse. Because J.Oliver show is some sjw trash.
Mi.C Shut up gay boy
J Oliver... hiding his religious affiliation with Upper class posh British Oxfordian bla bla bla accent...I see u Oliver
Not really. Andrew went after both "sides", where-ever he saw absurdity.
John has a team, and he doesn't trash his own team.
Goddamn I am so happy I found this guy. My depression is... Curing!
That was funnier then any late show crap where they film themselves at home in a tub with books
"Trumps not my president. But, you did take those $1,200 dollars didn't you?"
"He may not be your president but he is your daddy" Andrewww stoop 💀 💀
Those payments came from the Treasury, not Trump. Just like they did during Obama's and Dubya's administration.
@@heartlights Yikes.
democrats in congress pushed ubi though, and round two of ubi, they want to give out $2000 a month for six months, thank democrats for bringing the idea to congress.
now call your congressman to pass ubi.
tell them andrew yang sent you.
go yang gang.
gordon So when the country is in turmoil over a virus started in China, it’s on Trump, but when you get a check legit signed by the man, he has nothing to do with that? We see the logical fallacy my guy, shut up. You can’t pick and choose what to credit him with based on whether or not you like the information
That $1200 was returned to me!! But hell yeah i took it! Trump 2020
Look at him manspreading and mansplaining. He’s such a man.
hahaha
Mannin it up all manly
It's almost like his giant shlong is forcing his legs apart
@@TehxPenguin LOL u guys r hilarious
Man spreading was first invented/noticed by women, why were they paying attention between men’s crouch in the first place?
“As long as it’s not a school you keep shooting” 😂😂😂😂
People don’t realize he’s attacking everyone, you don’t have to be mad at him, just laugh.
Tony Ortega what lol
@@heartlights What the fuck is up with you, dude?
@@heartlights You've got some weird ass comments on this channel.
@@heartlights you're trippin balls
@@heartlights you got so triggered that you wrote exactly 26 comments under Andrew Schulz's video. RUclips tracks this stuff. You can't hide.
:)
"Why would you say something so controvertial yet so brave?"
-Eric Andre
Somebody give this guy his Tonight Show!!!
On Tuesday on HBO two days after John Oliver or Wednesday two days before Bill Maher or those days when they are both not working...
tatata dadada oh no please don’t. Don’t turn him into a out of touch fuckwit like Bill Maher who kiss his donors arse. This trolling is perfect and perfect timing.
Yay! Lets suck his authenticity! Fck no.
andrew dont want no tonight show
This might be a conspiracy theory but basically those Tonight Show anchors are mainstream media puppets broadcasting news in the guise of jokes and entertainment. It is unprecedented when people are watching them for news instead of actual news channels.
I could never put my finger on it. "Human Mucinex germ" thats Lena Dunham alrght
"So weird internet incels, as long as it's not a school , you keep shooting." LOL
- Shulzy 2020
Schultz just sittin thinkin " hmm I'm bored, let's see just how many different people I can unite in triggered rage against me, it'll gimme somethin to do" 😂🔥
Highland Outsider good! Cuz he’s giving good truths
So, can we get these more often... even after this whole social distancing thing is over? Because this is golden.
Andrew, you are far better than any late night show. We want more content like this! On a side note, you are a genius.
"Autistic adam smith" "benji redpill" im dying
Man of the people right here.
Goddamn Internet President right here.
"You're right, but it is the reason that prom got cancelled"
*Lmfao*
@@assasination1100 The virus wouldn't have even evolved to be what it is if it weren't for the cesspool wetmarkets.
He's a comical genius amongst us, probably a dumba$$ in every other field but that's okay
@@assasination1100 You must be fun at parties.
I love how Andrew punches left, right, up, down and all around. The one that made me laugh the hardest this time around was:
"Facts might not care about your feelings Mr. Shapiro, but hopefully the government does and gets you a test soon.", the look on your face was so neener-neener.
Govt has a limited role in protecting people from disease spread by other people. But most govts went way too far.
“Why is autistic Adam Smith asking for government assistance” BRO IM DONE
Killed me 😂
Lol
"My asian culture is not your prom dress", "No, it's not, but it is the reason prom got cancelled" my god
Lol true😂 if you liked this video you would love the animated stand up bit I made on my RUclips channel. I'd really appreciate it if you checked it out
Asia is a continent, not a culture. There are so many different cultures and languages and races within Asia.
Asia includes Turkey, Philippines, China, Thailand, India and Hong Kong which are Islamic, Catholic, Non-Religious, Hindu/Jainist and Buddhist respectively. They each have their own language of origin, climates and food, and separate history altogether.
Whoever says "my asian culture" is someone living in a 1st world country that barely knows enough about their own heritage to include the specific country and or culture.
@@DrummerJacob It was a quote...
Can someone please explain this joke I not sure I know the reference
@@ketan1239 The coronavirus came from China
Yo Trevor Noah If you are watching this make sure you are taking notes. This is how to make quality jokes without resorting to orange man bad narrative.
Trevor's gone cold. He's no longer funny anymore
He's actually telling the truth, Orange man is bad. Orange man dumbassed his way straight into a depression and an economic future that none of you can even imagine. He also is responsible 100% for the piss poor response to COVID and his weak language regarding treatment.
Not to mention his HOLY SHIT TEMPER TANTRUM that he threw during that briefing. Poor guy grabbed his toys and went home because he got called out for being a Full Metal Retard.
@Africa Scenery Nope )':
@@designjobcastertalks1640 when was he funny?
Tywin Lannister I too watch only MSNBC🙄
3:47 - bruh i was not ready for that image while eating my noodles LUL
Everyone got the smoke bro, he did not care
"My culture is not your prom dress but it is why prom was cancelled." LAMFAO .
- Schulzy 2020
Lmaaooooo
Best sjw joke of 2020 so far. That's a fact.
That was batshit crazy.
This guy is funny, he should try comedy instead of news reporting.
He’s actually a comedian he has stand up all over RUclips
Jared Lopez called sarcasm you plank
@@lewsaboy1645 I've never heard the insult of plank lol
@@lewsaboy1645 oops
Josiah Helaire I went there!
I love how this guy sits so wide that literally triggers a feminist as soon as they click on this video.
🤣🤣
He triggers even before, as soon they see that thumbnail they are triggered
lol yeah and you know what else is funny? There are two females who said "Men are trash" and "Cancel men" but if there were males that said "Women are trash" those females would say "Cancel men."
Terry Knight really? it’s stupid to say all men are trash but do you really think men haven’t said that about women since the beginning of time ??? It’s said everyday or women wouldn’t be fighting for equal rights! Women are throwing a little dirt your way for a change. Man up and support equal rights women wouldn’t have to be so angry about it.
@@JnTmarie name 1 right women dont have that a man have. simp
@@JnTmarie Really? I got news for you, black people have that same mentality that women have and black people operate the same way that women operate, the reason being is because of the history of black people and what black people have gone through and still go through in this country to this day, which is the same things that women have gone through and still go through in this country to this day, but black people still get called out on their flaws and their double standards. So how about you women man up (no punt intended) and own up to your flaws and double standards and quit trying to justify wrongdoing with other wrongdoing? Thanks.
They didn’t shut up they just became social distance warriors
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dayuuum im taking that one
10/10 would buy “Social Distance Warrior” mask.
LOL!!!! And you know what else is funny? There are two females who said "Men are trash" and "Cancel men" but if there were males that said "Women are trash" those females would say "Cancel men."
Love how he’s shooting shots at everyone. You the man Andrew!
It’s almost like you don’t need fake audience laughter to be funny.
Who would have know. Someone tell the talk show hosts.
@@godemarcus4245 So we are ready to go barricade some hospital entrances now?
@@godemarcus4245 Just kidding :)
"...but he is your daddy." 😆
"My culture is not your prom dress... but it is why prom was cancelled." Dead.
pow
I didnt get it
Never mind i get it now
super i still don’t get it. Can you explain it please lol
@Sneha Ganesh being cancelled is still not bad considering people getting lynched & it being celebrated for eating non endangered species .
“Cinnamon Toast Crunch “ 😂😂😂
I looked at your comment before watching the whole video, I saw that ass and now I can't eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch again.
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This is like the John Oliver show for trolls and I couldn’t be happier.
John Oliver uses comedy for evil.
John Oliver is a woman, BEtah
John Oliver is the word twat in human form.
Who is John Oliver?
Regarding John Oliver and Trevor Noah: Do their home countries feature American comics headlining comedy shows?
Wouldn't it make more sense to give Andrew Schulz The Daily Show?
He's savage, I love it.
"It's a scientific fact asains love covering their face
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit- Take that down"
I lost it 😂😂😂😂
Welp...... this is the best thing on RUclips. 💯🤣🔥🙌
Grandmaster what are you doing here
Where’s flaco
Grandmaster
Nahhhh Tim Dillon won that award all by himself
Welp......second best anyway 😆
"Autistic Adam Smith" had me dieeeing!!!
Best shit ever, I just feel Schulz is generally far more knowledgeable than he is opinionated compared to other comics who take jabs for the sake of it
“As long as it’s not a school, keep shooting”!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“As long as it’s not a school, keep shooting” 😂😂😭😭
Chris or a bank, black neighborhood, mosque, a highway, etc.
"He may not be your President, but he is your Daddy." Good God Schultz, I'm using this one on EVERYBODY!!
I'm definitely stealing that
Stealing
Yeah...Andrew Yang and Bernie were right.
Not his money and congress passed it. All he did was not veto.
@@MrAzahills yeah, I think most people understand that any money the government gives people, comes from our taxes, and is agreed upon by Congress, but it's a joke. And the joke hits even harder because all these people who hate Trump, are getting a check with his name scribbled on it. His jokes are often Brilliantly Idiotic, lol
When the picture of the kkk came up I nearly chocked, I'd just inhaled cigarette smoke !
That picture was from a Chappelle show skit, Chappelle played a guy named Clayton Bigsby, a blind white supremacist.
It’s super funny and worth checking out
this is equality, this man slandered everyone
Abdul Samee Kanth He didn’t slander anyone though, it’s all facts
slander is a lie btw
This guy has the sharpness of Minhaj, the brutality of Chappelle and deliverance of Oliver.
A comedic gem.
Kumar Ishu That’s such a good selection of comedians. Kudos to you sir.
Yes, he is very underrated. His work is really good
@anonymous opinions i don't think so... bill has a lot of women related issues.
I don’t know who Minhaj is, but that is one hell of a recommendation if I’ve ever seen one. Looking him up right now.
“weird internet incells, as long as it’s not a school you keep shooting” LMAO
lyn In a video full of brilliant lines, that was the best of them!!
"Hey may not be your president but he is your daddy" oh my god that was gold
Andrew trying to get that "Late Night" talk show money. Well played.
Schulz is the GOAT! On his first format switch coming up with amazing repeat one liners ‘take that down’. Late night host turn that into entire skit, ‘meanwhile’, Andrew is out here killing it. Honestly, I find myself laughing out loud to this more then any of the late night shows skits lately.
Naaahh he has a much better camera and mic than millionaires late night show hosts
they only hire liberals for late night
@@ltmaillt rightly said
I love this. Throwing shade at literally everybody 😂😂
1:41 Bukkaki LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its Bukkake... I mean urrhmm I wouldnt knw..and no matter what you hear, i do not have 3.5GB of Bukkake videos on my laptop
Take that down
@@andrewtyme8420 obviously Andrew wasn't paying attention to the spelling of the word while watching bukkake haha.
@@andrewtyme8420 man, you're old school.
Take that down 😂
“Because they want a vaccine, and we all KNOW which gender is going to make it!!!”
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Daaaammnnnnn!!!!!!
@Poggers actually the footage shows a woman eating the bat 🤣🤣
Give it some time and he''ll have his own late night show one day.
Nnooo I hope he doesn't get it!..
I mean look at what it did to Colbert! Let Schultz be free and brillaint
No, you have to hate Trump to get one.
Trueeeeee
If he does, I better be on his first episode as an audience. Knew him since
Why? Let the sponsors come to yt
As a leftie who doesn’t support identity politics, this is right up my alley lol
America barely has lefties...
What you consider the far left (bernie and AOC), is for the rest of the word at best a centrist...
Saying "i am a leftie, because i dont like people hurting and dying unnecessarily", doesn't make you a leftie.
That makes you at best a neutral based person...
Car Ramrod yes
You still a commie
@@akamba12 yup people think biden and hillary are centrists. nope theyre right wing as well. meanwhile bernie is a centrist and he is labeled as a communist. I hate america.
Tom Matlock Biden and Hilary said they wanted open borders or did you read that somewhere?
That "Asains love to cover their face: Exhibit A, Exhibit B, and Exhibit C" was hilarious!!
Was the best
Andrew: Takes shots at my political group. Me: 😤... oh he’s hitting everyone! 😂😂
Yeah it was glorious
as it should be 😂. Fuck the biases, call out bullshit everywhere it lies
Andrew, you're forgetting that Tiger King did that to straight white males (which is okay by SJW standards)
2 years later and this shit still holds up 🤣🤣🤣
This needs to be a regularly weekly show on here.
That joe exotic thing being a hero is actually genius👍👍 like he just drugged random dudes to get laid and everyone loves him now
It's because the victims were other men. There's no pity for men.
@@mardocheer True AF
Think he had a thing for meth mouth blowies.
No one actually likes Joe Exotic, they're just fascinated by Tiger King since the whole documentary is fucked up.
@@mardocheer Very sad there is no compassion for men who are victims of sexual abuse among the general population. I have compassion for men who are sexually abused and I have compassion for women who are sexually abused. I have compassion for both boys and girls who are sexually abused. I am not familiar with Joe Exotic, but he is no hero, and he belongs in prison for a very, very long time. It's disgusting that they gave a predator sexual abuser his own TV show!
Now this is proper comedy. Everyone gets taken to task. Well done.
Crazy how alot of these conspiracies are becoming reality 🤣🤣
No. Reality is becoming a conspiracy. BA-BOOM!
I need this twice a day everyday morning and before bed.