Corona Shut Up Social Justice Warriors | Andrew Schulz

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @whatever
    @whatever 4 года назад +3297

    "My culture is not your prom dress. You're right, but it is the reason why prom got canceled" LOL

    • @Clear_Prodigy
      @Clear_Prodigy 4 года назад +26

      I just got it 😅😂

    • @Equanox214
      @Equanox214 4 года назад +29

      Shit was savage af lmaooo

    • @starsareangels
      @starsareangels 4 года назад +16

      That's a great fucking line

    • @johnk1695
      @johnk1695 4 года назад +21

      @What Not To Do At a Stoplight well cultural appropriation does exist, even though the prom dress thing wasn't (it was actually the "namaste" pose that offended people idk why though) but I've seen Indian jewelry being sold by these big brands like Asos(?) And calling them some chandelier shit. Appropriation is not acknowledging what the actual thing is called or where it is from and blatantly stamping your own label and show it as an "original product"

    • @josegalvez6941
      @josegalvez6941 4 года назад

      @What Not To Do At a Stoplight your mom still exist wtf

  • @MarusWorld
    @MarusWorld 4 года назад +4142

    RUclips: How demonetized do you want to get?
    Andrew: Yes.

  • @gonz7911
    @gonz7911 4 года назад +2136

    LMAOOOOO
    -"My culture is not your prom dress"
    -"You're right, but it is the reason why prom got cancelled"
    I love this man yo HAHAHAHAHA

    • @brectangle
      @brectangle 4 года назад +19

      replayed that part like 6 times

    • @ngyy
      @ngyy 4 года назад +61

      Bruh as an Asian dude, I agree with Andrew. I don't think that girl did anything wrong at all and let be real here, that kind of dress is not cultural important at all. People are just easily get offended over stupid things and i feel bad for that girl. Like if she can't wear that dress then Asian and other races shouldn't be able to wear a western style outfit too because it's "CULTURE"

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 4 года назад

      LAMFAO

    • @Ethiokarate1
      @Ethiokarate1 4 года назад +2

      We almost had a James bond theme but they switched it to Arabian Nights (because James Bond's bodmon)...God where were the PC police when you needed them, NO ONE WANTED ARABIAN NIGHTS, NOT EVEN THE ARABS!

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 4 года назад +3

      watching it on replay LOL

  • @publicenemy123
    @publicenemy123 4 года назад +876

    I’m never thinking about Cinnamon Toast Crunch the same way again

  • @tremendosour99
    @tremendosour99 4 года назад +2982

    Bill Burr: The secret is triggering both sides of the conversation
    Schulz: Hold my beer...

    • @Deemo202
      @Deemo202 4 года назад +10

      ....but...he doesn't attempt to trigger both....

    • @alexanderbyrne9684
      @alexanderbyrne9684 4 года назад +76

      @@Deemo202 did you not watch

    • @Deemo202
      @Deemo202 4 года назад +10

      @@alexanderbyrne9684 So I'm supposed to take the one video where he actually points out the bullshit the Right pulls (which are actually facts) and uses typical "trigger the libcuck snowflakes" and be like "Yeah Schulz is balanced. That's like me applauding Tucker Carlson when he has a point sometimes when like 85% of the time it's just a bunch of horse shit.

    • @Deemo202
      @Deemo202 4 года назад +5

      @@alexanderbyrne9684 Do you know why he doesn't do it all that much? Because he knows his audience. He knows his audience will bitch and moan if he gets "woke" and "political". So instead he mostly leans toward "trigger" the snowflakes jokes. It's kinda why I stopped listening to Flagrant.

    • @OnTheMountain
      @OnTheMountain 4 года назад +95

      @@Deemo202 looks to me like u got a lil triggered... i think the video is working as intended :P

  • @X9001xFl0PPAx
    @X9001xFl0PPAx 4 года назад +626

    Every single upset person in the world just got shit on. I love it

    • @zachhall5446
      @zachhall5446 4 года назад +8

      SpookToon the king takes no prisoners

    • @tatsusama3192
      @tatsusama3192 4 года назад +7

      Perfectly balanced. As all things should be

    • @cowboycollarNM
      @cowboycollarNM 4 года назад +1

      Yup. The whole spectrum.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 года назад +1

      The George Carlin side of the Force is strong with him.

  • @xrzr13
    @xrzr13 4 года назад +303

    This is what all these news outlets that claim to be “comedy” and not news aspire to be. DO NOT GET BOUGHT OUT ANDREW. YOU ARE THE LAST BEACON.

    • @georgedepalma429
      @georgedepalma429 4 года назад +12

      Relax, he's just a comedian talking shit.

    • @jslone7261
      @jslone7261 4 года назад +1

      @@georgedepalma429 thank you

  • @jodilynn4853
    @jodilynn4853 4 года назад +142

    "You took his $1200 dollars, didnt you.? He might not be your president but he is your daddy" 😂 I love this guy.!

  • @unclephillymya
    @unclephillymya 4 года назад +782

    This guy sounds like he is roasting me and I didn’t do anything

    • @sicilianjiu-jitsu2984
      @sicilianjiu-jitsu2984 4 года назад +8

      so get up off your ass and make me some meth!

    • @walteramapakabo8702
      @walteramapakabo8702 4 года назад +13

      You know what you did

    • @SirValiantIII
      @SirValiantIII 4 года назад +2

      You should watch his standup. That’s literally what he does

    • @sembatimothynkalamo8986
      @sembatimothynkalamo8986 4 года назад +4

      "Unsafe sets"... Best believe if you're in the front row at his shows you getting the shit roasted outta you

    • @unclephillymya
      @unclephillymya 4 года назад

      Sir Valiant III I watched and I was straight 🔥 this dude needs to chill

  • @Herr-Kommandant
    @Herr-Kommandant 4 года назад +2564

    RUclips: How many people can you roast at once?
    Andrew: Yes

  • @OneEphraimite
    @OneEphraimite 4 года назад +526

    *_"He's not your President....but he is your daddy."_*
    LMFAO

  • @JoeVirella
    @JoeVirella 4 года назад +1582

    “He may not be your president, but he is your daddy” holy 😆

    • @alexanderliu9376
      @alexanderliu9376 4 года назад +39

      finally, a daddy I wish would go out alone to buy cigarettes and milk and never come back

    • @Namelezz_Guy
      @Namelezz_Guy 4 года назад +1

      @@alexanderliu9376 😂😂😂

    • @crwhhx
      @crwhhx 4 года назад +7

      government's money is not trump's money....

    • @stlouie88
      @stlouie88 4 года назад +5

      crwhhx who had the final say in you having your $1200?

    • @crwhhx
      @crwhhx 4 года назад +3

      @@stlouie88 who had the final say to put trump where he is?

  • @infamoussean7431
    @infamoussean7431 4 года назад +1362

    “America has many face protecting mask”
    Shows a kkk mask I’m dead

    • @Redxminder
      @Redxminder 4 года назад +18

      bruh the where's your pride lol

    • @plumberscrack13
      @plumberscrack13 4 года назад +32

      Lmao!! And that was Clayton Bigsby.. the black KKK Grand Dragon!

    • @nicholasting9726
      @nicholasting9726 4 года назад +14

      That's Dave the man Chapelle!

    • @SummeRain783
      @SummeRain783 4 года назад +2

      Haha that killed me too. Where’s your pride? 😂😂😂

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr 4 года назад

      I was dyin😄.

  • @carloslugo3666
    @carloslugo3666 4 года назад +2748

    Imagine living in a society where comedians are the only ones saying the truth, what a joke.

    • @AJHodgeIV
      @AJHodgeIV 4 года назад +77

      Carlos Lugo “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.” It’s an old truism, so this is nothing new

    • @owenhalloran3111
      @owenhalloran3111 4 года назад +15

      I mean they're comedians turning the truth into jokes so your not wrong

    • @soulfulsolomon
      @soulfulsolomon 4 года назад +5

      Pun intended

    • @topramenraymond7005
      @topramenraymond7005 4 года назад +1

      That's how they control the truth by turning it into a meme

    • @tailorslow7917
      @tailorslow7917 4 года назад +10

      I always feel Comedians are usually the smartest person in a room.

  • @davecapozzi6530
    @davecapozzi6530 4 года назад +108

    "Exhibit A! Exhibit B! Exhi--take that down."
    PURE GOLD.

  • @donaldganss7650
    @donaldganss7650 4 года назад +40

    "Take that down." Had me rolling 😂

    • @Jarmezrocks
      @Jarmezrocks 3 года назад +6

      I know I was in histerics laughing so hard at the "BUKKAKE" sign 🤣🤣

    • @padraig5335
      @padraig5335 3 года назад +1

      @@Jarmezrocks That shit was hilarious

  • @SyracusAlmighty
    @SyracusAlmighty 4 года назад +850

    “My culture is not your prom dress! You’re right but it is the reason why prom got canceled.” This deserves more recognition

    • @alpz6295
      @alpz6295 4 года назад +13

      I get it now

    • @xyc350
      @xyc350 4 года назад +34

      I'm Chinese and I approve. Jokes are the best way to heal, Wuhan welcomes you, come visit ;)

    • @CptWhit3y
      @CptWhit3y 4 года назад +2

      straight fire! TRUTH!

    • @117tvirus
      @117tvirus 4 года назад +13

      @@xyc350 think I'll wait on that for a bit lol

    • @Afro_Blue
      @Afro_Blue 4 года назад +1

      Flew over my head the first time

  • @AndersHermann
    @AndersHermann 4 года назад +512

    THIS is how a "Daily Show" should be: Rip apart every side of the aisle instead of all the toxic identity politics, pandering and SJW bullshit.
    Hope you guys keep doing segments like this - and hopefully see you perform in Denmark again when all this is over.

    • @InheritTheField
      @InheritTheField 4 года назад

      AndersHermann the Daily Social Rapproching show

    • @rickrude757
      @rickrude757 4 года назад +3

      AndersHermann um they do!! 2nd of all , the only people crying about “ identity politics “ are white men , as if that’s not an identity to be protected. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @AndersHermann
      @AndersHermann 4 года назад +25

      @@rickrude757 "The only people crying about "identity politics" are white men..."
      Kinda proved my point - identity politics in action.

    • @julianbarriga8513
      @julianbarriga8513 4 года назад +2

      Jesus this was better than anything on CC reminding of the good old days of John Stewart btw @rickrude757 how stupid are you??

    • @jarrettchrist
      @jarrettchrist 4 года назад

      U do realize this dude ain’t right wing right?

  • @shailu210
    @shailu210 4 года назад +745

    Saying cancelled needs to be cancelled.

    • @SomeAftermath
      @SomeAftermath 4 года назад +12

      come on, man. You wrote “cancelled.” Let’s call it “discarded” now.

    • @ankushgaharwar
      @ankushgaharwar 4 года назад +3

      popatlal?

    • @bruceleeds7988
      @bruceleeds7988 4 года назад

      Can't do that I play street fighter too much

    • @bruceleeds7988
      @bruceleeds7988 4 года назад +6

      @Broke Dawn anyone who wants to cancel kevin Hart is gay lol

    • @longleaf9943
      @longleaf9943 4 года назад

      @Broke Dawn How?

  • @erikwurgler
    @erikwurgler 4 года назад +192

    “He may not be your President... but his is your daddy” LMAO 😂

    • @gan5045
      @gan5045 3 года назад

      More like a thief forced to return some of the loot he's stolen.

  • @akshaypadmashali8686
    @akshaypadmashali8686 4 года назад +851

    Taking shots at both sides... This is the content that I've been waiting for... An actually unbaised look... Why can't news people do this ffs

    • @smyzo
      @smyzo 4 года назад +10

      Why can't they make up false equivalencies?

    • @betoen
      @betoen 4 года назад

      Weeeell... He only got Ben Shapiro.

    • @smyzo
      @smyzo 4 года назад +1

      @Cluck Spoken like a true fraud.

    • @xxczerxx
      @xxczerxx 4 года назад +1

      Because everyone is political in the age of technology. And it's hard to mock something you agree with, so most comedians (95% left leaning) are comfortable just hitting the same boring marks from the right.

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 4 года назад +4

      There's no such thing as an unbaised look, everyone has a preference, and we're all more to the right or the left, I do think he's a lefty. Though I will agree he could be worse

  • @TheBruceAllen
    @TheBruceAllen 4 года назад +325

    This man just delivered the "state of the world" A legendary speech,.

  • @MsDubstepFTW
    @MsDubstepFTW 4 года назад +310

    "Weird internet incels, as long as its not a school, you keep shooting"
    - Andrew Schulz 2020

    • @solidXsnake4life
      @solidXsnake4life 4 года назад +1

      In the words of another great shooter Samuel "Sam" Hyde: "[...]Thats a fucking quote".

    • @danielnovabrower
      @danielnovabrower 4 года назад

      That shit was funny

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 года назад

      "Incel" 2016-2019
      "Simp" 2019-2020
      "Incel" 2020-?

  • @calebmykal5565
    @calebmykal5565 3 года назад +19

    3:54 “turned her ass too Cinnamon Toast Crunch” IM DEAD😭😭😭💀

  • @ThiefKingofLegend
    @ThiefKingofLegend 4 года назад +524

    There's no such thing as a feminist in a house fire #cancelalldoctors

    • @tomadams3528
      @tomadams3528 4 года назад +4

      @@edwind9040 yep.
      Stolen ~Bill Burr.

    • @Mechamjr88
      @Mechamjr88 4 года назад +14

      Hell not even just a house fire. The draft, equal support or outcomes in divorse and child custody, equal amount of women's and men's shelters for domestic violence victims ect...

    • @thirddelossantos2669
      @thirddelossantos2669 4 года назад +2

      Bill burr huh

    • @kudakwashemwashayenyi4752
      @kudakwashemwashayenyi4752 4 года назад +2

      Bill Burr😂😂

    • @rupertmurdoch4750
      @rupertmurdoch4750 4 года назад

      Anyone who supports Donald Trump is brainwashed at no fault of their own. I have all the necessary facts to fix it, please give me the opportunity.

  • @soar12
    @soar12 4 года назад +1138

    In five years Andrews going to have a late night show.

    • @bboyg1
      @bboyg1 4 года назад +19

      I second this or a show like Dave Chapelle

    • @jurgenludwig8292
      @jurgenludwig8292 4 года назад +89

      Mainstream celebrity culture is too woke to ever let this guy have success in that way.

    • @sufferh3ad
      @sufferh3ad 4 года назад +2

      Try 3...

    • @melissafigueroa2169
      @melissafigueroa2169 4 года назад +2

      agree and it will be epic

    • @swaprulez
      @swaprulez 4 года назад +4

      He should have one nowwww

  • @tommy6322
    @tommy6322 4 года назад +196

    Haha Andrew is out for smoke!! 😂

    • @sl66ggehrubt
      @sl66ggehrubt 4 года назад

      Ben Shapiro will destroy this leftist "comedian" . Brrrrrr.

    • @moosasedidi4909
      @moosasedidi4909 4 года назад +3

      He wants all the smoke😂

    • @SpicyPablo808
      @SpicyPablo808 4 года назад +3

      Sloth lol you don’t know Andrew saying that. Relax brah.

    • @sl66ggehrubt
      @sl66ggehrubt 4 года назад

      @@Dan0TheMano wow right outta the wire. Great bro.

  • @carpentryfirst3048
    @carpentryfirst3048 4 года назад +550

    This didn't age well. Cancel culture has blown up worse than ever before.

    • @carpentryfirst3048
      @carpentryfirst3048 4 года назад

      @Legend of Awww Sheeet please elaborate

    • @carpentryfirst3048
      @carpentryfirst3048 4 года назад +21

      @Legend of Awww Sheeet no..., Cancel culture is worse than ever before. The extreme left that is responsible for this gets more and more extreme each year. Of you really want to get technical It rides in waves, but listen bro..piss off. :)

    • @carpentryfirst3048
      @carpentryfirst3048 4 года назад +4

      @@xyzlmno4631 actually I have. I'm getting close to 40 but still look like late 20's and still rockin the same abs. How about you?

    • @carpentryfirst3048
      @carpentryfirst3048 4 года назад +2

      @@xyzlmno4631 u are a loser.

    • @carpentryfirst3048
      @carpentryfirst3048 4 года назад +4

      @@xyzlmno4631what a lame sense of humour you have. Trolling is such a weird past time. To each their own I guess.

  • @aviator23x
    @aviator23x 4 года назад +179

    The voice between the Left & Right.
    We need more of these videos calling out idiosyncrasies of both sides.
    Truth lies somewhere in between.

    • @DPham1
      @DPham1 4 года назад +8

      Exactly, echo chambers are bad for society and they get boring quick.

    • @WadeinWhiskey
      @WadeinWhiskey 4 года назад +1

      Aviator253 💯

    • @santiagobcn8803
      @santiagobcn8803 4 года назад

      Aviator253 no, if you try to be in the middle of right and wrong, you are on the wrong side. Being neutral to an Injustice is helping the the bad guy.

    • @skyward_rebel
      @skyward_rebel 4 года назад +1

      Santiago Rodriguez if you think the Left and Right in politics is that black+white, as if it’s Good Guy vs. Bad Guy, then you’re ignorant and destined to lose

    • @wavyy
      @wavyy 4 года назад +1

      Santiago Rodriguez well but the left and right are both wrong asf so the middle is the only right side.

  • @chrisfps7
    @chrisfps7 4 года назад +532

    "So weird, internet incels; as long as it's not a school.. you keep shooting."
    - Andrew Schulz 2020, colorized

    • @jesusisking7495
      @jesusisking7495 4 года назад +5

      Nice grammar bitch

    • @mcbean8493
      @mcbean8493 4 года назад +9

      @@jesusisking7495 Bro just laugh at the joke and fuckin move on, no one needs your lonely ass to ruin the fuckin joke

    • @michaelvalencia5211
      @michaelvalencia5211 4 года назад

      Naw incels are quite now. Now some the social people that used to laugh @ them are finally feeling that isolation. (Kinda)

    • @chrisfps7
      @chrisfps7 4 года назад +1

      @@jesusisking7495 My grammar was fine fucktard

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 года назад

      Schulz has come a long way since Guy Code.

  • @Ufos4dahoes
    @Ufos4dahoes 4 года назад +621

    "He might not be your President, but he is your daddy"

    • @Bigtexbbq
      @Bigtexbbq 4 года назад +5

      Best line😂😂😂😂

    • @LiamborninDC
      @LiamborninDC 4 года назад +11

      Just because he put his name on the check doesn't mean it is his money. That is our money and it was the Democrats that pushed for sending those checks out. Pelosi is your mommy.

    • @financialbuttplug760
      @financialbuttplug760 4 года назад +17

      LiamborninDC daddy Trump signed it into law. Give thanks to your big papa Trump.

    • @iycephoenixx4249
      @iycephoenixx4249 4 года назад

      Legally still their president, they gotta grow up and respect that lol

    • @davidanderson7643
      @davidanderson7643 4 года назад +4

      It's YOUR MONEY, idiots. Not trumps'. This is big government saving your asses.

  • @ChiggiBoi
    @ChiggiBoi 4 года назад +18

    K.K.K. head mask gets me everytime.

  • @ivanwong8281
    @ivanwong8281 4 года назад +700

    i like how Andrew is ripping on everyone, left or right LOL

    • @SpicyPablo808
      @SpicyPablo808 4 года назад +46

      It’s the way it should be. No one should be exempt from criticism and ridicule when dumb shit is done.

    • @csarheras5587
      @csarheras5587 4 года назад +8

      That s how it used to be before the nation of woke attacked

    • @mysticstrikeforce5957
      @mysticstrikeforce5957 4 года назад +3

      Because he's only attacking those who does dumb shit while this whole pandemic is happening. Like people are still going outside in groups or like right now there are protesters blocking the hospitals right now for workers not to go in and just let people die.

    • @jslone7261
      @jslone7261 4 года назад

      @@mysticstrikeforce5957 would that be manslaughter? Stopping hospital staff from saving lives?

    • @TheHugginMonkey625
      @TheHugginMonkey625 4 года назад +1

      You need to. Both are ridiculous. Nothing but a bunch of control freaks on the left.

  • @shottta13
    @shottta13 4 года назад +297

    Shultz was like “how can I get fired on my day off”

  • @Sinnbad21
    @Sinnbad21 4 года назад +409

    “This lady only wanted one thing... for her booty to be eaten like groceries...”
    This man is killing me 😂

    • @SummeRain783
      @SummeRain783 4 года назад +4

      Anthony Anderson haha I never thought he could somehow connect botched buttock surgery to the pandemic. Yet he did and it made us all laugh. Comedic genius

  • @ChiefTweak
    @ChiefTweak 3 года назад +15

    This was the greatest 5 minutes of my day. Hut every point on the head and dished it to each group. 100%

  • @lousalvador1632
    @lousalvador1632 4 года назад +705

    Patrice would be so proud of the way you’re rocking this comedy shit

    • @MaxBerson
      @MaxBerson 4 года назад +12

      Facts

    • @lillivercheese9046
      @lillivercheese9046 4 года назад +15

      I thought the same thing RIP to the 🐐 and respect to Andrew!!!

    • @toddpacker4683
      @toddpacker4683 4 года назад +2

      No he wouldn't patrice was funny

    • @JaredFromSubway88
      @JaredFromSubway88 4 года назад +2

      Whether or not I agree with you....just seeing the name Patrice makes me so happy...thanks

    • @ryans1035
      @ryans1035 2 года назад

      Man I would put my entire life savings just to see them both on stage.
      Just imagine a podcast with both of them. IMAGINE!!

  • @wifimanboy
    @wifimanboy 4 года назад +365

    I love it. This is like The Daily Show for people in the middle.

    • @conwellkid
      @conwellkid 4 года назад +25

      This is an accurate description and need more of this. It's like South Park level awareness in the gray area

    • @chadcapy5403
      @chadcapy5403 4 года назад +6

      middle gang

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 года назад

      Thank you.

    • @chadcapy5403
      @chadcapy5403 4 года назад +5

      im in the gay area 😎

    • @emmah6454
      @emmah6454 4 года назад +10

      It is NOTHING like the daily show .. this was funny

  • @economicalovereem5833
    @economicalovereem5833 4 года назад +702

    LOL this is like a reverse-John Oliver show.
    Nice. Something refreshing ffs.

    • @jakebeezy8667
      @jakebeezy8667 4 года назад +25

      It's way better

    • @economicalovereem5833
      @economicalovereem5833 4 года назад +35

      ​@@jakebeezy8667 Yup. That's why I said reverse. Because J.Oliver show is some sjw trash.

    • @BikingVikingHH
      @BikingVikingHH 4 года назад +9

      Mi.C Shut up gay boy

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 4 года назад +2

      J Oliver... hiding his religious affiliation with Upper class posh British Oxfordian bla bla bla accent...I see u Oliver

    • @pkz420
      @pkz420 4 года назад +5

      Not really. Andrew went after both "sides", where-ever he saw absurdity.
      John has a team, and he doesn't trash his own team.

  • @jeremyfrancispiano2
    @jeremyfrancispiano2 4 года назад +12

    Goddamn I am so happy I found this guy. My depression is... Curing!

  • @jtrax7306
    @jtrax7306 4 года назад +100

    That was funnier then any late show crap where they film themselves at home in a tub with books

  • @noraj4821
    @noraj4821 4 года назад +692

    "Trumps not my president. But, you did take those $1,200 dollars didn't you?"
    "He may not be your president but he is your daddy" Andrewww stoop 💀 💀

    • @gordon3186
      @gordon3186 4 года назад +25

      Those payments came from the Treasury, not Trump. Just like they did during Obama's and Dubya's administration.

    • @noraj4821
      @noraj4821 4 года назад

      @@heartlights Yikes.

    • @AlmaVasquezjr
      @AlmaVasquezjr 4 года назад +9

      democrats in congress pushed ubi though, and round two of ubi, they want to give out $2000 a month for six months, thank democrats for bringing the idea to congress.
      now call your congressman to pass ubi.
      tell them andrew yang sent you.
      go yang gang.

    • @chrisnevins5748
      @chrisnevins5748 4 года назад +11

      gordon So when the country is in turmoil over a virus started in China, it’s on Trump, but when you get a check legit signed by the man, he has nothing to do with that? We see the logical fallacy my guy, shut up. You can’t pick and choose what to credit him with based on whether or not you like the information

    • @The-Trinity-Bro
      @The-Trinity-Bro 4 года назад +1

      That $1200 was returned to me!! But hell yeah i took it! Trump 2020

  • @SHx589
    @SHx589 4 года назад +2090

    Look at him manspreading and mansplaining. He’s such a man.

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 4 года назад +6

      hahaha

    • @lizardmandx
      @lizardmandx 4 года назад +25

      Mannin it up all manly

    • @TehxPenguin
      @TehxPenguin 4 года назад +65

      It's almost like his giant shlong is forcing his legs apart

    • @aishawazne
      @aishawazne 4 года назад +7

      @@TehxPenguin LOL u guys r hilarious

    • @sareeyemanusqaame8723
      @sareeyemanusqaame8723 4 года назад +30

      Man spreading was first invented/noticed by women, why were they paying attention between men’s crouch in the first place?

  • @Ghostrider-iv8yt
    @Ghostrider-iv8yt 3 года назад +3

    “As long as it’s not a school you keep shooting” 😂😂😂😂

  • @oreos3174
    @oreos3174 4 года назад +733

    People don’t realize he’s attacking everyone, you don’t have to be mad at him, just laugh.

    • @IronProfit
      @IronProfit 4 года назад +40

      Tony Ortega what lol

    • @heavens.sorrow
      @heavens.sorrow 4 года назад +37

      @@heartlights What the fuck is up with you, dude?

    • @heavens.sorrow
      @heavens.sorrow 4 года назад +21

      @@heartlights You've got some weird ass comments on this channel.

    • @nohallpass7446
      @nohallpass7446 4 года назад +9

      @@heartlights you're trippin balls

    • @DravicPL
      @DravicPL 4 года назад +13

      @@heartlights you got so triggered that you wrote exactly 26 comments under Andrew Schulz's video. RUclips tracks this stuff. You can't hide.
      :)

  • @arturolagunesflores
    @arturolagunesflores 4 года назад +195

    "Why would you say something so controvertial yet so brave?"
    -Eric Andre

  • @donaldescobar11
    @donaldescobar11 4 года назад +450

    Somebody give this guy his Tonight Show!!!

    • @rmn1titw392
      @rmn1titw392 4 года назад +1

      On Tuesday on HBO two days after John Oliver or Wednesday two days before Bill Maher or those days when they are both not working...

    • @asankawlk
      @asankawlk 4 года назад +14

      tatata dadada oh no please don’t. Don’t turn him into a out of touch fuckwit like Bill Maher who kiss his donors arse. This trolling is perfect and perfect timing.

    • @Ashutoshlakra
      @Ashutoshlakra 4 года назад +7

      Yay! Lets suck his authenticity! Fck no.

    • @-Sloth--
      @-Sloth-- 4 года назад +1

      andrew dont want no tonight show

    • @gqn2
      @gqn2 4 года назад +4

      This might be a conspiracy theory but basically those Tonight Show anchors are mainstream media puppets broadcasting news in the guise of jokes and entertainment. It is unprecedented when people are watching them for news instead of actual news channels.

  • @laxmannate07
    @laxmannate07 4 года назад +31

    I could never put my finger on it. "Human Mucinex germ" thats Lena Dunham alrght

  • @Q_QQ_Q
    @Q_QQ_Q 4 года назад +162

    "So weird internet incels, as long as it's not a school , you keep shooting." LOL
    - Shulzy 2020

  • @highlandoutsider
    @highlandoutsider 4 года назад +60

    Schultz just sittin thinkin " hmm I'm bored, let's see just how many different people I can unite in triggered rage against me, it'll gimme somethin to do" 😂🔥

    • @angster4267
      @angster4267 4 года назад +1

      Highland Outsider good! Cuz he’s giving good truths

  • @matthewcochran8188
    @matthewcochran8188 4 года назад +69

    So, can we get these more often... even after this whole social distancing thing is over? Because this is golden.

  • @elnuralibayli
    @elnuralibayli 3 года назад +15

    Andrew, you are far better than any late night show. We want more content like this! On a side note, you are a genius.

  • @owenlaplante7966
    @owenlaplante7966 4 года назад +83

    "Autistic adam smith" "benji redpill" im dying

  • @chaboki
    @chaboki 4 года назад +152

    Man of the people right here.
    Goddamn Internet President right here.

  • @sumdumcanadian1804
    @sumdumcanadian1804 4 года назад +200

    "You're right, but it is the reason that prom got cancelled"
    *Lmfao*

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 4 года назад +4

      @@assasination1100 The virus wouldn't have even evolved to be what it is if it weren't for the cesspool wetmarkets.

    • @andyhype2546
      @andyhype2546 4 года назад

      He's a comical genius amongst us, probably a dumba$$ in every other field but that's okay

    • @sumdumcanadian1804
      @sumdumcanadian1804 4 года назад

      @@assasination1100 You must be fun at parties.

  • @NLTops
    @NLTops 4 года назад +9

    I love how Andrew punches left, right, up, down and all around. The one that made me laugh the hardest this time around was:
    "Facts might not care about your feelings Mr. Shapiro, but hopefully the government does and gets you a test soon.", the look on your face was so neener-neener.

    • @TeaParty1776
      @TeaParty1776 3 года назад

      Govt has a limited role in protecting people from disease spread by other people. But most govts went way too far.

  • @Vendoman500
    @Vendoman500 4 года назад +270

    “Why is autistic Adam Smith asking for government assistance” BRO IM DONE

  • @ispeityamaryork3483
    @ispeityamaryork3483 4 года назад +591

    "My asian culture is not your prom dress", "No, it's not, but it is the reason prom got cancelled" my god

    • @spanimations7416
      @spanimations7416 4 года назад +2

      Lol true😂 if you liked this video you would love the animated stand up bit I made on my RUclips channel. I'd really appreciate it if you checked it out

    • @DrummerJacob
      @DrummerJacob 4 года назад +31

      Asia is a continent, not a culture. There are so many different cultures and languages and races within Asia.
      Asia includes Turkey, Philippines, China, Thailand, India and Hong Kong which are Islamic, Catholic, Non-Religious, Hindu/Jainist and Buddhist respectively. They each have their own language of origin, climates and food, and separate history altogether.
      Whoever says "my asian culture" is someone living in a 1st world country that barely knows enough about their own heritage to include the specific country and or culture.

    • @ispeityamaryork3483
      @ispeityamaryork3483 4 года назад +6

      @@DrummerJacob It was a quote...

    • @ketan1239
      @ketan1239 4 года назад

      Can someone please explain this joke I not sure I know the reference

    • @GuildWarsMaude
      @GuildWarsMaude 4 года назад +12

      @@ketan1239 The coronavirus came from China

  • @zapdelivery5169
    @zapdelivery5169 4 года назад +2157

    Yo Trevor Noah If you are watching this make sure you are taking notes. This is how to make quality jokes without resorting to orange man bad narrative.

    • @designjobcastertalks1640
      @designjobcastertalks1640 4 года назад +130

      Trevor's gone cold. He's no longer funny anymore

    • @TywinLannister666
      @TywinLannister666 4 года назад +70

      He's actually telling the truth, Orange man is bad. Orange man dumbassed his way straight into a depression and an economic future that none of you can even imagine. He also is responsible 100% for the piss poor response to COVID and his weak language regarding treatment.
      Not to mention his HOLY SHIT TEMPER TANTRUM that he threw during that briefing. Poor guy grabbed his toys and went home because he got called out for being a Full Metal Retard.

    • @forestfire2670
      @forestfire2670 4 года назад +5

      @Africa Scenery Nope )':

    • @tunit20
      @tunit20 4 года назад +45

      @@designjobcastertalks1640 when was he funny?

    • @je3229
      @je3229 4 года назад +100

      Tywin Lannister I too watch only MSNBC🙄

  • @drxela123
    @drxela123 2 года назад +1

    3:47 - bruh i was not ready for that image while eating my noodles LUL

  • @DJDing23
    @DJDing23 4 года назад +72

    Everyone got the smoke bro, he did not care

  • @Q_QQ_Q
    @Q_QQ_Q 4 года назад +226

    "My culture is not your prom dress but it is why prom was cancelled." LAMFAO .
    - Schulzy 2020

    • @lilstudyman
      @lilstudyman 4 года назад +2

      Lmaaooooo

    • @spacemonkey6552
      @spacemonkey6552 4 года назад

      Best sjw joke of 2020 so far. That's a fact.

    • @PK-xm4kv
      @PK-xm4kv 4 года назад

      That was batshit crazy.

  • @ApPillon
    @ApPillon 4 года назад +667

    This guy is funny, he should try comedy instead of news reporting.

    • @jaredlopez4361
      @jaredlopez4361 4 года назад +10

      He’s actually a comedian he has stand up all over RUclips

    • @lewsaboy1645
      @lewsaboy1645 4 года назад +76

      Jared Lopez called sarcasm you plank

    • @josiahhelaire9711
      @josiahhelaire9711 4 года назад +43

      @@lewsaboy1645 I've never heard the insult of plank lol

    • @jaredlopez4361
      @jaredlopez4361 4 года назад +8

      @@lewsaboy1645 oops

    • @lewsaboy1645
      @lewsaboy1645 4 года назад +3

      Josiah Helaire I went there!

  • @mashonoid
    @mashonoid 4 года назад +186

    I love how this guy sits so wide that literally triggers a feminist as soon as they click on this video.
    🤣🤣

    • @serenhe7631
      @serenhe7631 4 года назад +6

      He triggers even before, as soon they see that thumbnail they are triggered

    • @terryknight5869
      @terryknight5869 4 года назад +4

      lol yeah and you know what else is funny? There are two females who said "Men are trash" and "Cancel men" but if there were males that said "Women are trash" those females would say "Cancel men."

    • @JnTmarie
      @JnTmarie 4 года назад +7

      Terry Knight really? it’s stupid to say all men are trash but do you really think men haven’t said that about women since the beginning of time ??? It’s said everyday or women wouldn’t be fighting for equal rights! Women are throwing a little dirt your way for a change. Man up and support equal rights women wouldn’t have to be so angry about it.

    • @mashonoid
      @mashonoid 4 года назад +6

      @@JnTmarie name 1 right women dont have that a man have. simp

    • @terryknight5869
      @terryknight5869 4 года назад +7

      @@JnTmarie Really? I got news for you, black people have that same mentality that women have and black people operate the same way that women operate, the reason being is because of the history of black people and what black people have gone through and still go through in this country to this day, which is the same things that women have gone through and still go through in this country to this day, but black people still get called out on their flaws and their double standards. So how about you women man up (no punt intended) and own up to your flaws and double standards and quit trying to justify wrongdoing with other wrongdoing? Thanks.

  • @Muricanwerewolf
    @Muricanwerewolf 4 года назад +221

    They didn’t shut up they just became social distance warriors

    • @soulfulsolomon
      @soulfulsolomon 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😩

    • @quarantinelife.
      @quarantinelife. 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jwaxmcgeeg9706
      @jwaxmcgeeg9706 4 года назад +2

      dayuuum im taking that one

    • @izzate7
      @izzate7 4 года назад +1

      10/10 would buy “Social Distance Warrior” mask.

    • @terryknight5869
      @terryknight5869 4 года назад

      LOL!!!! And you know what else is funny? There are two females who said "Men are trash" and "Cancel men" but if there were males that said "Women are trash" those females would say "Cancel men."

  • @brewdogg9359
    @brewdogg9359 4 года назад +134

    Love how he’s shooting shots at everyone. You the man Andrew!

  • @Ben.Hubble
    @Ben.Hubble 4 года назад +193

    It’s almost like you don’t need fake audience laughter to be funny.
    Who would have know. Someone tell the talk show hosts.

    • @submergedsherpa
      @submergedsherpa 4 года назад +1

      @@godemarcus4245 So we are ready to go barricade some hospital entrances now?

    • @submergedsherpa
      @submergedsherpa 4 года назад +1

      @@godemarcus4245 Just kidding :)

  • @kc_was_here737
    @kc_was_here737 4 года назад +5

    "...but he is your daddy." 😆

  • @OQ22
    @OQ22 4 года назад +233

    "My culture is not your prom dress... but it is why prom was cancelled." Dead.

    • @kamaumau
      @kamaumau 4 года назад

      pow

    • @mufarreh30
      @mufarreh30 4 года назад +1

      I didnt get it

    • @mufarreh30
      @mufarreh30 4 года назад +5

      Never mind i get it now

    • @dku746
      @dku746 4 года назад

      super i still don’t get it. Can you explain it please lol

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 4 года назад

      @Sneha Ganesh being cancelled is still not bad considering people getting lynched & it being celebrated for eating non endangered species .

  • @KARTI5913
    @KARTI5913 4 года назад +67

    “Cinnamon Toast Crunch “ 😂😂😂

  • @kevinavilaescobar8050
    @kevinavilaescobar8050 4 года назад +197

    This is like the John Oliver show for trolls and I couldn’t be happier.

    • @p0llenp0ny
      @p0llenp0ny 4 года назад +11

      John Oliver uses comedy for evil.

    • @osmankovacevic6135
      @osmankovacevic6135 4 года назад +1

      John Oliver is a woman, BEtah

    • @treborkroy5280
      @treborkroy5280 4 года назад +7

      John Oliver is the word twat in human form.

    • @Daniel-z2j2v
      @Daniel-z2j2v 4 года назад

      Who is John Oliver?

    • @sprezzatura8755
      @sprezzatura8755 4 года назад

      Regarding John Oliver and Trevor Noah: Do their home countries feature American comics headlining comedy shows?
      Wouldn't it make more sense to give Andrew Schulz The Daily Show?

  • @blackthatha6960
    @blackthatha6960 3 года назад +10

    He's savage, I love it.

  • @Dbzwar1
    @Dbzwar1 4 года назад +108

    "It's a scientific fact asains love covering their face
    Exhibit A
    Exhibit B
    Exhibit- Take that down"
    I lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @MexicanMartialArts
    @MexicanMartialArts 4 года назад +473

    Welp...... this is the best thing on RUclips. 💯🤣🔥🙌

    • @babbatv
      @babbatv 4 года назад +14

      Grandmaster what are you doing here

    • @victorserrano7939
      @victorserrano7939 4 года назад +2

      Where’s flaco

    • @tomlindsay77
      @tomlindsay77 4 года назад +4

      Grandmaster

    • @19Burgandy
      @19Burgandy 4 года назад

      Nahhhh Tim Dillon won that award all by himself

    • @silentsenses5649
      @silentsenses5649 4 года назад

      Welp......second best anyway 😆

  • @robertblue4630
    @robertblue4630 4 года назад +82

    "Autistic Adam Smith" had me dieeeing!!!

  • @divyyy4358
    @divyyy4358 3 года назад +11

    Best shit ever, I just feel Schulz is generally far more knowledgeable than he is opinionated compared to other comics who take jabs for the sake of it

  • @msthang5366
    @msthang5366 4 года назад +16

    “As long as it’s not a school, keep shooting”!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shqiptariidukagjinit5650
    @shqiptariidukagjinit5650 4 года назад +59

    “As long as it’s not a school, keep shooting” 😂😂😭😭

  • @justinharris2320
    @justinharris2320 4 года назад +221

    "He may not be your President, but he is your Daddy." Good God Schultz, I'm using this one on EVERYBODY!!

    • @lamargordon6017
      @lamargordon6017 4 года назад +2

      I'm definitely stealing that

    • @danielnovabrower
      @danielnovabrower 4 года назад +2

      Stealing

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 4 года назад +3

      Yeah...Andrew Yang and Bernie were right.

    • @MrAzahills
      @MrAzahills 4 года назад +8

      Not his money and congress passed it. All he did was not veto.

    • @justinharris2320
      @justinharris2320 4 года назад +1

      @@MrAzahills yeah, I think most people understand that any money the government gives people, comes from our taxes, and is agreed upon by Congress, but it's a joke. And the joke hits even harder because all these people who hate Trump, are getting a check with his name scribbled on it. His jokes are often Brilliantly Idiotic, lol

  • @allangow4746
    @allangow4746 4 года назад +11

    When the picture of the kkk came up I nearly chocked, I'd just inhaled cigarette smoke !

    • @Savetheseas7
      @Savetheseas7 3 года назад

      That picture was from a Chappelle show skit, Chappelle played a guy named Clayton Bigsby, a blind white supremacist.
      It’s super funny and worth checking out

  • @abdulsameekanth821
    @abdulsameekanth821 4 года назад +53

    this is equality, this man slandered everyone

    • @TheBlashMusic
      @TheBlashMusic 4 года назад +4

      Abdul Samee Kanth He didn’t slander anyone though, it’s all facts

    • @flowmastaflam
      @flowmastaflam 4 года назад +2

      slander is a lie btw

  • @Student_OfLife
    @Student_OfLife 4 года назад +108

    This guy has the sharpness of Minhaj, the brutality of Chappelle and deliverance of Oliver.
    A comedic gem.

    • @chickenfdisoruhg4915
      @chickenfdisoruhg4915 4 года назад +9

      Kumar Ishu That’s such a good selection of comedians. Kudos to you sir.

    • @SummeRain783
      @SummeRain783 4 года назад +3

      Yes, he is very underrated. His work is really good

    • @shiskeyoffles
      @shiskeyoffles 4 года назад

      @anonymous opinions i don't think so... bill has a lot of women related issues.

    • @deadfr0g
      @deadfr0g 4 года назад +1

      I don’t know who Minhaj is, but that is one hell of a recommendation if I’ve ever seen one. Looking him up right now.

  • @lyn5058
    @lyn5058 4 года назад +106

    “weird internet incells, as long as it’s not a school you keep shooting” LMAO

    • @StacksOnBricks
      @StacksOnBricks 4 года назад +1

      lyn In a video full of brilliant lines, that was the best of them!!

  • @ghost2recon777
    @ghost2recon777 4 года назад +2

    "Hey may not be your president but he is your daddy" oh my god that was gold

  • @ryandixon4494
    @ryandixon4494 4 года назад +151

    Andrew trying to get that "Late Night" talk show money. Well played.

    • @Klipse11
      @Klipse11 4 года назад +3

      Schulz is the GOAT! On his first format switch coming up with amazing repeat one liners ‘take that down’. Late night host turn that into entire skit, ‘meanwhile’, Andrew is out here killing it. Honestly, I find myself laughing out loud to this more then any of the late night shows skits lately.

    • @mojojojo3852
      @mojojojo3852 4 года назад +3

      Naaahh he has a much better camera and mic than millionaires late night show hosts

    • @ltmaillt
      @ltmaillt 4 года назад +3

      they only hire liberals for late night

    • @MrSiddhartharora
      @MrSiddhartharora 4 года назад

      @@ltmaillt rightly said

  • @EZM7
    @EZM7 4 года назад +26

    I love this. Throwing shade at literally everybody 😂😂

  • @NotLoay
    @NotLoay 4 года назад +39

    1:41 Bukkaki LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @andrewtyme8420
      @andrewtyme8420 4 года назад +2

      Its Bukkake... I mean urrhmm I wouldnt knw..and no matter what you hear, i do not have 3.5GB of Bukkake videos on my laptop

    • @stn6927
      @stn6927 4 года назад

      Take that down

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 4 года назад

      @@andrewtyme8420 obviously Andrew wasn't paying attention to the spelling of the word while watching bukkake haha.

    • @sebp400
      @sebp400 4 года назад

      @@andrewtyme8420 man, you're old school.

  • @faithademola4713
    @faithademola4713 4 года назад +3

    Take that down 😂

  • @MyTEEsharp1
    @MyTEEsharp1 4 года назад +99

    “Because they want a vaccine, and we all KNOW which gender is going to make it!!!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Daaaammnnnnn!!!!!!

    • @mojojojo3852
      @mojojojo3852 4 года назад

      @Poggers actually the footage shows a woman eating the bat 🤣🤣

  • @alien4053
    @alien4053 4 года назад +125

    Give it some time and he''ll have his own late night show one day.

    • @ahmaranwar1488
      @ahmaranwar1488 4 года назад +5

      Nnooo I hope he doesn't get it!..
      I mean look at what it did to Colbert! Let Schultz be free and brillaint

    • @tallrobshortpants7190
      @tallrobshortpants7190 4 года назад +8

      No, you have to hate Trump to get one.

    • @VikCB
      @VikCB 4 года назад +2

      Trueeeeee

    • @shayorshayorshayor
      @shayorshayorshayor 4 года назад

      If he does, I better be on his first episode as an audience. Knew him since

    • @seamac206
      @seamac206 4 года назад

      Why? Let the sponsors come to yt

  • @aname1264
    @aname1264 4 года назад +122

    As a leftie who doesn’t support identity politics, this is right up my alley lol

    • @akamba12
      @akamba12 4 года назад +17

      America barely has lefties...
      What you consider the far left (bernie and AOC), is for the rest of the word at best a centrist...
      Saying "i am a leftie, because i dont like people hurting and dying unnecessarily", doesn't make you a leftie.
      That makes you at best a neutral based person...

    • @aname1264
      @aname1264 4 года назад +2

      Car Ramrod yes

    • @yusufcagowayne1990
      @yusufcagowayne1990 4 года назад

      You still a commie

    • @THroneXII
      @THroneXII 4 года назад +8

      @@akamba12 yup people think biden and hillary are centrists. nope theyre right wing as well. meanwhile bernie is a centrist and he is labeled as a communist. I hate america.

    • @adele19b3
      @adele19b3 4 года назад +2

      Tom Matlock Biden and Hilary said they wanted open borders or did you read that somewhere?

  • @FrankLucas-pw5hs
    @FrankLucas-pw5hs 4 года назад +35

    That "Asains love to cover their face: Exhibit A, Exhibit B, and Exhibit C" was hilarious!!

  • @urielmedina9880
    @urielmedina9880 4 года назад +92

    Andrew: Takes shots at my political group. Me: 😤... oh he’s hitting everyone! 😂😂

    • @giantsfan185
      @giantsfan185 4 года назад +4

      Yeah it was glorious

    • @TheForbidden_1ne
      @TheForbidden_1ne 4 года назад +17

      as it should be 😂. Fuck the biases, call out bullshit everywhere it lies

  • @c0Ld
    @c0Ld 4 года назад +85

    Andrew, you're forgetting that Tiger King did that to straight white males (which is okay by SJW standards)

  • @mannyboy922010
    @mannyboy922010 2 года назад +1

    2 years later and this shit still holds up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheHollowGrind
    @TheHollowGrind 4 года назад +25

    This needs to be a regularly weekly show on here.

  • @kraze4kicks822
    @kraze4kicks822 4 года назад +171

    That joe exotic thing being a hero is actually genius👍👍 like he just drugged random dudes to get laid and everyone loves him now

    • @mardocheer
      @mardocheer 4 года назад +45

      It's because the victims were other men. There's no pity for men.

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 4 года назад +6

      @@mardocheer True AF

    • @joescarborough8434
      @joescarborough8434 4 года назад

      Think he had a thing for meth mouth blowies.

    • @CommanderWar64
      @CommanderWar64 4 года назад +1

      No one actually likes Joe Exotic, they're just fascinated by Tiger King since the whole documentary is fucked up.

    • @busyfloornurse
      @busyfloornurse 4 года назад +3

      @@mardocheer Very sad there is no compassion for men who are victims of sexual abuse among the general population. I have compassion for men who are sexually abused and I have compassion for women who are sexually abused. I have compassion for both boys and girls who are sexually abused. I am not familiar with Joe Exotic, but he is no hero, and he belongs in prison for a very, very long time. It's disgusting that they gave a predator sexual abuser his own TV show!

  • @BossManSays
    @BossManSays 4 года назад +18

    Now this is proper comedy. Everyone gets taken to task. Well done.

  • @scuffednerd5532
    @scuffednerd5532 3 года назад +14

    Crazy how alot of these conspiracies are becoming reality 🤣🤣

    • @TeaParty1776
      @TeaParty1776 3 года назад +1

      No. Reality is becoming a conspiracy. BA-BOOM!

  • @cloudchaser8297
    @cloudchaser8297 4 года назад +33

    I need this twice a day everyday morning and before bed.