AMERICAN REACTS | AUSTRALIA VS NEW ZEALAND SPEECH

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    Welcome back! 💩 Today I’m reacting to Candice Molls channel for the first time! She’s Australian and her friend is from New Zealand and they are going to teach us some slang from their country. 🥰
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  • @ToniaElkins
    @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +5

    Welcome back! 💩 Today I’m reacting to Candice Molls channel for the first time! She’s Australian and her friend is from New Zealand and they are going to teach us some slang from their country. 🥰
    DISCORD: discord.gg/ZSEXdnSP
    WISHLIST: throne.com/toniaelkins

  • @kevkoala
    @kevkoala 4 дня назад +10

    You can tell the difference between Australian and New Zealanders just from the vowels.

    • @Waitomo64
      @Waitomo64 2 дня назад +1

      espicially the way kiwis pronounce "a".. mine is not as strong as it was, but every aussie gets it!!!

  • @kevkoala
    @kevkoala 4 дня назад +9

    Getting on the turps, I've heard that used a fair bit here in Australia but it's not as common as it used to be.

    • @DavidPola1961
      @DavidPola1961 4 дня назад +3

      We still get on the paint thinner ahh the Turps

    • @davidmc105
      @davidmc105 3 дня назад +1

      Yeah, not as common now, replaced by a night on the piss.

    • @firebrand2619
      @firebrand2619 3 дня назад

      I still say on the tips.

  • @kazdean
    @kazdean 2 дня назад +1

    Macca's is slang for McDonalds. They have since adopted the slang and sometimes put it on some of their signs but still primarily use the official McDonalds name and branding.

  • @vandenankeroz
    @vandenankeroz 2 дня назад +2

    "Mickey mouse" is Aussie means its spot on, good quality. In Kiwi land it means "cheap n nasty"

  • @jayweb51
    @jayweb51 3 дня назад +2

    I like your surprise when you found out what a 'long drop' was!

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  3 дня назад +2

      Lol well we have out houses (porta potty’s) here too but she described it at first as just a hole in the ground which is why I was like, huh? 🤣

    • @solreaver83
      @solreaver83 2 дня назад +1

      Also known as the shit house, thunder box, bog house or just the bog, ​@@ToniaElkins

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  День назад +2

      @@solreaver83 The thunder box 😂😂

  • @davidbrown9015
    @davidbrown9015 4 дня назад +6

    As an Aussie on a trip to NZ we had fun asking the Kiwis to read "Six sick Sikhs". Sounded so much more like, "Sex Sex Sex" LOL

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +3

      😂😂

    • @AgunziLFC
      @AgunziLFC 3 дня назад +4

      Wouldve been funny for the Kiwis hearing you say it too :D

    • @mikevance8410
      @mikevance8410 3 дня назад +1

      and if a Aussie says the same it's seex seexs seexs

    • @NZArchie
      @NZArchie 3 дня назад +2

      for about three minutes I tried saying those words in different accents. "Sucks, Sec and (as I've never heard of Sikhs until today so I looked it up) Seeks" Next time you hit up a Kiwi, add "seeks" to your list. And Secs (as in seconds)... why am I giving you more to laugh at us for? 😅

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  3 дня назад +2

      @@NZArchie Americans have words like that too. Like the name Harry sounds identical to the word Hairy lol. I know Brit’s differentiate between the 2.

  • @jayweb51
    @jayweb51 3 дня назад +1

    Aussie bushies sometimes hang bottle corks on string around the brim of their hats, the swinging corks as you walk will keep the flies away

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  3 дня назад +2

      Interesting! And it works well?

  • @Ninja_chihuahua
    @Ninja_chihuahua 3 дня назад +1

    That was fun!

  • @DavidPola1961
    @DavidPola1961 4 дня назад +3

    Bail is to disappear or get out there

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +1

      Yeah we use it the same way here 😊

  • @Ninja_chihuahua
    @Ninja_chihuahua 3 дня назад +1

    Your cats are so adorable!

  • @Jeni10
    @Jeni10 3 дня назад

    Macca’s is a nickname. To recognise that fact, McDonald’s actually changed some of their signs for a short time, but it is just a nickname we all use. The app is called “My Macca’s”.

  • @robyndavies2762
    @robyndavies2762 3 дня назад +2

    The South islanders have a different accent to the North Islanders as well

  • @Manawatu_Al2844
    @Manawatu_Al2844 4 дня назад +1

    Aussies say H, like Hatech, (Hate-ch) , Dance as those in the USA and possibly Canada say it, unlike those in the UK or NZ, or elsewhere in the English speaking world. Arvo is slang for Afternoon, Servo is slang for service station (Petrol /Gas station)

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +1

      Yeah the Brit’s say H that way too. But do you guys say Z or Zed?

  • @Jeni10
    @Jeni10 3 дня назад

    I just googled Candice. Her YT has nothing new, which I hadn’t realised until you commented about it. Google shows photos of her looking considerably older, a couple of pregnant photos and photos of he4 with babies. She’s also listed as an actress and voice over artist, with a listing on IMDb.

  • @Geoffreyinoz
    @Geoffreyinoz 4 дня назад +3

    Ta is British slang for thanks

    • @firebrand2619
      @firebrand2619 4 дня назад +2

      That’s where a lot of this slang comes from

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +3

      Yeah I’m sure yall get a lot of your language from Britain. Like I heard her say Telly for television which is also a Brit thing. Lol

  • @jayweb51
    @jayweb51 3 дня назад

    In the Australian song Waltzing Matilda, the swaggie camped by a billabong; a billabong can also refer to a stretch of water trapped from the river, these usually occur due to previous flooding.

    • @jayweb51
      @jayweb51 3 дня назад

      By the way, waltzing matilda refers to a swagman travelling with his swag(bed roll).

  • @Manawatu_Al2844
    @Manawatu_Al2844 4 дня назад +1

    Kitty is just saying hello to all the people who watch this, hence the butt presentation.

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +2

      Yep ghost loves to share his booty hole with everyone lol

  • @Manawatu_Al2844
    @Manawatu_Al2844 4 дня назад +1

    Munted, is a Kiwi way to say wasted, destroyed.

  • @dallasfrost1996
    @dallasfrost1996 День назад

    The easiest way to know the difference between a New Zealander and an Australian is the vowel sounds. The Kiwi accents are much flatter sounding than the Aussie accents which go up in tone.

  • @Jeni10
    @Jeni10 3 дня назад

    Aussie slang is two things - it relies on both location and generation. As I get older, I’m realising that young people use slang words I’ve never heard before.

  • @Jeni10
    @Jeni10 3 дня назад

    Morgan said “on accident” - that’s actually American grammar! Brits and Aussies always say “by accident”. We also say “different from”, never different than or different to.

  • @jayweb51
    @jayweb51 3 дня назад +1

    Candice was wrong regarding the use of being on the turps is quite common in Australia, as long as l canremember; I'm from South Australia, not sure which state Candice is from(probably New South Wales).

  • @CallistoTheWarriorQueen
    @CallistoTheWarriorQueen 4 дня назад +1

    Get on the turps is also used in Australia but probably more older people.

  • @zebedeedoodaah6454
    @zebedeedoodaah6454 День назад

    I am an Aussie born Maori.
    I reckon I have "nutted-out" the formula of how kiwis change the vowels.
    An A becomes an E.
    Happy becomes Heppy.
    An E becomes an A.
    Help becomes Halp.
    An I becomes invisible.
    Fish becomes Fsh,and chips
    becomes chps!.
    Cen I halp you with your fsh n chps?.
    Zebedee from Oz. 👍

  • @coraliemoller3896
    @coraliemoller3896 4 дня назад +1

    The kiwi was saying Niveh Iveh for Never Ever. It is more like an ‘i’ than an ‘ee’.

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +1

      I’ve heard some sound more like an E. Or at least to me it sounds that way lol.

    • @gavinp6609
      @gavinp6609 2 дня назад

      She's spot on. I'm orinally from Auckland and have spent the last 20+yrs in Australia and thats what we sound like.. Nivah Ivah lol.. north islanders sound different to south islanders and city to rural also.. plus I'm use to Chockaz or Packed Az Chocka on its own isn't that common... something I didn't see was.. a Feed..[ something to eat].. we would say things like.. have u had a feed yet?.. buy us a feed?.. or.. come around for a feed!..😅

  • @robby1816
    @robby1816 4 дня назад +1

    Fair dinkum is usually used to ask for confirmation that what you said was the truth.
    eg "Fk me, I've just seen the biggest white-tail" you may reply "Fair dinkum?"

  • @Jeni10
    @Jeni10 3 дня назад

    I don’t hear neever, I hear nivver, which is typical kiwi pronunciation of the e sound. They tend to swap short e for short i and vice versa.

  • @tharsthat
    @tharsthat 4 дня назад

    The necklace striaght up.

  • @trevorkrause7220
    @trevorkrause7220 4 дня назад

    A billlabong is a body of water in a creek or river that is mostly except during flooding still water that is a permanent or semi-permanent waterhole while the rest of the creek or river bed will usually be dry for at least one or two seasons a year. The most common way that billabongs are formed is that the channels of slow flowing rivers and creeks tend to meander over time due to silt deposition forming ever larger loops deviating from a straight water course. Eventually some of these channel loops become so large that the ends converge back on themselves allowing the main channel to form back to a shorter straighter channel and leaving the middle section of the loop semi-isolated and only receiving refill water when the river or creek floods. The isolated waterhole, sometimes called a backwater, so formed is mostly still water for most of the year and possibly deep enough and long enough to be mostly a permanent or semi-permanent waterhole usually with its own almost unique aquatic environment that can be very different from the main watercourse. Reed beds and a large variety of other aquatic plants may be present along with a thriving variety of insects and amphibians that are not so numerous in the main channel as it is often just a dry river or creek bed for most of the seasons. There are many myths and legends about billabongs as they can seem to be somewhat mysterious and mystical if encountered unexpectedly in the Australian bush. Some have legends asscoiated with them about Bunyips and other mystical creatures. Bunyips can be thought of as a bit like a Yowie or Bigfoot that dwells mainly in or near the billabong. Why a company producing mainly surfing style clothing would want to name itself after a quiet, still, inland bush waterhole is beyond my understanding but Billabong was originally formed and started in Australia. Maybe that was enough.
    I am sorry to say this but as an Australian growing up and being a teenager about the time of Olivia Newton John's initial rise to musical stardom, and having a younger sister that absolutely idolised her, I can see no resemblance at all between ONJ and any of those women you were reacting to.

    • @Hedriks
      @Hedriks 4 дня назад

      gees trev... ain't no one gonna read all that mate. AND a 'waterhole'... can also mean.... a pub!

    • @trevorkrause7220
      @trevorkrause7220 3 дня назад

      @@Hedriks Not capable of reading a comment more than a couple sentences long but proud to know that a "waterhole* is also slang for a pub. So proud of you demonstrating your IQ score Einstein.

  • @Jeni10
    @Jeni10 3 дня назад

    I only know carded as a rule in soccer when you get a yellow card or a red card.

  • @tharsthat
    @tharsthat 4 дня назад +1

    12:28 Tah tah is a way of telling children to hand it over quick.

    • @FromTheGong
      @FromTheGong 4 дня назад +1

      Also can be for see you later. "Tahtah" or TTFN. (Tahtah for now)

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +2

      Also Ta Tas are boobies lol.

  • @tharsthat
    @tharsthat 4 дня назад

    11:08 North Queenslander aye. The Southerners have a go at us all the time.

  • @tharsthat
    @tharsthat 4 дня назад

    17:10 She got him thinking about snuggly roo.

  • @tharsthat
    @tharsthat 4 дня назад

    15:05 whiping with guinea grass will sort you. I always carry bum fodder in the ute.

  • @tharsthat
    @tharsthat 4 дня назад

    22:40 then there is the is the bubbler..... It is about piss.

  • @wholiddleolme476
    @wholiddleolme476 4 дня назад +1

    I could never understand what James Brown was saying, or singing 🤣
    Yep, never heard of being 'carded'. The cops here just kick the shit outta people. lol
    Puffed! I have Brit roots and there they'll say Fagged Out, but that might have a different meaning in The USA. 😁
    I don't think Candice looks like ONJ but the other chick looks a lot like Karen Allen (AKA Raiders of the Lost Ark)

  • @jayweb51
    @jayweb51 3 дня назад

    We also say "it's ridgey didge" instead of true or correct.

  • @zebedeedoodaah6454
    @zebedeedoodaah6454 День назад

    A dinkum was a piece of gold in the gold-rush days of Australia.
    A fair dinkum meant it was a "real" piece of of gold!.
    Therefore it means "true".
    Tell a story and say "Fair Dinkum mate!"..-tell you no lie,that's a fair dinkum story mate!.
    Zebedee from Oz. 👍

  • @solreaver83
    @solreaver83 2 дня назад

    Aussies do use on the turps

  • @libbysevicke-jones3160
    @libbysevicke-jones3160 2 дня назад

    The only think l can’t figure out about Aussies, is why do they wear their underwear on their feet (thongs)
    Thongs is what us Kiwis call butt floss.

  • @Ninja_chihuahua
    @Ninja_chihuahua 3 дня назад

    In my experience, New Zealanders from the South Island use Ay, but not so much people from the north island??

  • @Jeni10
    @Jeni10 3 дня назад

    I would say puffed out.

  • @Ngatikahu-aka-panbadass
    @Ngatikahu-aka-panbadass 4 дня назад +1

    lmao , I'm puffed

  • @tharsthat
    @tharsthat 4 дня назад

    21:10 The real macoy. Something like that. Yeah the turps is old Aussie.

  • @michaelnolan6951
    @michaelnolan6951 4 дня назад +3

    Samara is gorgeous! All your cats are!
    As a Scottish-born, New Zealand raised guy who has family that live in Australia, this was fun! There is always the NZ/Oz sledging and taking the piss out of each other but if anyone else has a go we always have each others backs. As far as pronunciation goes, about a decade ago I experienced the classic NZ "Pin/Pen" misunderstanding when I worked in bank's call centre in England. I was speaking to a guy named Mr Chen and he thought I was calling him Mr Chin. He got really offended that I wasn't listening to his name. I had to apologise profusely and explain that I really was saying "Mr Chen", the trouble was that my accent made it hard for him to hear. "Sweet as" is a kind of universal expression. equivalent to "cool". "On the turps" is a fairly old fashioned term for drinking alcohol.

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +1

      Thank you 🥰 It’s kinda funny how upset that guy got over a slight mispronunciation of his name. But you handled it very professionally. People say my name wrong almost every single time and I just correct them once. I don’t get angry at them, I just roll my eyes later and say, yet ANOTHER person who thinks Tonia (Tonya) is pronounced Tuh-nee-uh. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 Not sure why the I instead of Y confuses so many people lol.

    • @ChrisFirth-do2sm
      @ChrisFirth-do2sm 3 дня назад +1

      ​@@ToniaElkinsin NZ this is how you spell Tanya or Tania

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  3 дня назад +1

      @@ChrisFirth-do2sm We have those spellings as well. Tanya is pretty common but again Tania with the I is less common lol.

    • @ChrisFirth-do2sm
      @ChrisFirth-do2sm 2 дня назад +1

      @@ToniaElkins my daughter's name is Briar. She gets everything. She doesn't bother to correct people, she says they will work it out in the end. They usually do. Some one once asked why her parents called her Brian. She said they didn't, they love me.

  • @firebrand2619
    @firebrand2619 4 дня назад +2

    thank so much for doing my reaction request.There will be a handwritten examination for you later in the discord failure is not an option.😂

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +1

      Lmao noooo I suck at tests. Thank you so much tho! You have such great reaction ideas ❤️

    • @Ninja_chihuahua
      @Ninja_chihuahua 3 дня назад

      😂😂😂

  • @AgunziLFC
    @AgunziLFC 3 дня назад +2

    Fun Fact: Morgan is an actress, shes been in a few US based productions.

  • @Jeni10
    @Jeni10 3 дня назад

    🇦🇺Actually Vs ectually 🇳🇿

  • @tharsthat
    @tharsthat 4 дня назад

    10:36 Ix pecting.

  • @Manawatu_Al2844
    @Manawatu_Al2844 4 дня назад

    Getting on the piss, is way to say that you're getting on the booze in New Zealand and Australia.

  • @shanegates678
    @shanegates678 4 дня назад +2

    You're correct, the way to tell Kiwi accents from and Australian point of view is that they swap vowels... head is hid.. pen is pin.. thick is theck.. accent is iccent 😊

  • @tharsthat
    @tharsthat 4 дня назад

    14:32 I am more cultured it is a latrine. A hole in the ground you poo in.

  • @hardyakka6200
    @hardyakka6200 4 дня назад +3

    Puff is a English word. Eh! Is used a lot in Australia. .Billa (river) bong (dead) I must saythese girls are 80% right. Australian say that they have had a night on the turp.

  • @marklane58
    @marklane58 4 дня назад +2

    Hey TE! Very happy to see when you moved the camera that you don't live in a grey tent. I always thought Kiwis said 'i' strangely. (more about accent than slang). For pin they say pun. And for pen they say pin. Complicated when it comes to sex. No thanks, five will do.

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +2

      Lmao I definitely don’t live in a gray tent. I don’t think I’d make it long in a tent with this heat lately. And I’ve definitely heard the Aussies in discord mention the six/sex thing 😂😂 I’ve yet to hear a kiwi say it tho.

  • @coraliemoller3896
    @coraliemoller3896 4 дня назад +1

    In the outback swarms of flies try to land on your lips, up your nostrils, in your eyes and ears. All the moist bits.
    The great Aussie Salute was very common and probably noticed by newcomers to Oz, before their first experience with a mob of persistent flies. Then they copied it or swallowed a few flies.
    That’s why pioneers in the Australian bush hung corks on string from their bush hats so they could move their heads slightly to dislodge flies or interfere with the flight path of the marauding pests.
    Not as necessary now with personal bug repellents.

  • @Lifeoutback220
    @Lifeoutback220 4 дня назад +1

    Where I am we use both bail and piker ... FYI : 1. To pike is a colloquialism unique to Australia, meaning to 'go quickly'. 2. And a piker is the type of person who would opt out of an arrangement or challenge or not do their fair share.

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +1

      Oh I haven’t heard piker yet that’s a new one for me 😊

    • @ChrisFirth-do2sm
      @ChrisFirth-do2sm 3 дня назад +1

      We use it in NZ too. He picked off, he is a piker.

    • @Lifeoutback220
      @Lifeoutback220 3 дня назад

      @@ChrisFirth-do2sm 👍👍👍

    • @Lifeoutback220
      @Lifeoutback220 3 дня назад +1

      @@ChrisFirth-do2sm How about "party pooper"🤣

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  3 дня назад +2

      @@Lifeoutback220 We do say say party pooper! That’s extremely common here lol.

  • @robby1816
    @robby1816 4 дня назад

    And "Piss off" (please leave)

  • @joyannwesson
    @joyannwesson 4 дня назад +2

    I thought puffed was like retaining water 😂..
    What about Ta TA? .. its goodbye.
    Outhouse - long drop. I love that.
    I heard my 12 year old say that the game was pissing him off. I told him not to say that anymore. Just say making you mad.

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +3

      Not gonna lie, when I first read Ta Ta I immediately thought boobs 😂

    • @joyannwesson
      @joyannwesson 4 дня назад +1

      @@ToniaElkins 😂 ta ta's

    • @firebrand2619
      @firebrand2619 3 дня назад

      Other words for toilet down under.dunny, shitter and bog,

  • @Hedriks
    @Hedriks 4 дня назад

    I seen these before not so long ago 1, 2 and 3. I had to because I loved it, I didn't want to miss the humourous banter.
    I am a kiwi living in Aussie.
    Turps = spirits... as in alcohol.

  • @christendomempire5657
    @christendomempire5657 3 дня назад +1

    Fair Finkum is not common in Australia. It's very old fashion term. I've lived in most states of Australia and i have rarely heard it said

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  3 дня назад +1

      I mostly talk to old men I guess cuz they all say it in my discord 😂

  • @Aussiedave54
    @Aussiedave54 4 дня назад +1

    Official, Macca's is McDonald's , the signs say McDonald's 😂

  • @coraliemoller3896
    @coraliemoller3896 4 дня назад

    “Sweet as …. “ is similar to the phrase “He was like … “ where the end of the simile is omitted.
    It’s common in younger speakers who apparently do not know that a simile should have something to compare to the first part: “Sweet as honey, maple syrup”, or sarcastically as an opposite “Sweet as lemons or as cyanide”
    The widespread use of “like” sprinkled through conversations is even worse, since the word is not even remotely linked to an idea, such as “ like honey” or “ like wine “. It’s just “like, like”.

    • @derekmills5394
      @derekmills5394 2 дня назад

      "xxxx as:" is used as an intensifier pretty much anywhere
      fast as - extremely fast
      pissed as - very drunk
      full as - overeaten
      Anything you can be, you can be moreso by adding 'as'

  • @Jeni10
    @Jeni10 3 дня назад

    Candice Moll is an Aussie living in the US and teaching English. She’s like champagne, fresh and bubbly! Love Candice! 🇦🇺😍

  • @tharsthat
    @tharsthat 4 дня назад

    23:59 She is articulate with English. She is from down South. Probably New South Wales. My mate married a girl from Brisbane that went to private school. She sounded very English and cringed when we dropped a few words. ;)

  • @Frank-rx8ch
    @Frank-rx8ch 3 дня назад

    What do you call a tongue twister🤪?
    It's when your tang gets tungled up.

  • @davexenos9196
    @davexenos9196 4 дня назад +1

    Are you "the" Cat Lady?

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +1

      Lol I’m definitely a cat lady.

  • @FromTheGong
    @FromTheGong 4 дня назад +2

    She's a very rare example of an Aussie who speaks correctly.. She speaks too clearly ,slow enough to understand what she's saying, pronounces her words correctly and is too easy to understand.
    Example; "AustraLIA" instead of the correct wrong pronunciation "Straya". And "New ZealaND" instead of "Nuzeelun"

  • @Waitomo64
    @Waitomo64 4 дня назад +1

    I am a kiwi and and aussie.. dual citizen as I had to do do for a legal reason...!!! to join the police in Sydney.. ooops.. This is piss funny and I am begining to like your stuff.. contact me if ya want eh!

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  4 дня назад +1

      Thanks so much! I’m glad you’re enjoying my videos 😊

    • @Waitomo64
      @Waitomo64 3 дня назад +1

      @@ToniaElkins your funny and interesting.. and I never say that!!!!

    • @ToniaElkins
      @ToniaElkins  3 дня назад +1

      @@Waitomo64 Wow that’s a beautiful compliment thank you!

    • @Waitomo64
      @Waitomo64 3 дня назад

      @@ToniaElkins you wanna come down under? see waitomo caves???.. it's where I'm from!!!!! apparently Tom Cruise who is a massive wanka has done the 300 foot abseil 3 times.. 5 -7 hour walk out... I come from a strange part of the world!!! I have also driven the Canning Stock Route in Australia... it's 3 week trip. No fuel, no food, snakes, millions of camels!!! and horses, we call them brumbies!.. wanna come see it?

    • @Waitomo64
      @Waitomo64 3 дня назад +1

      and yeah I know Bondi Beach really well.. wanna hang there?? beers, fish and chips!!!! with a mad Kiwi.. done it more than I should eh!!! I know how to help you get there..