4:30 - the dragon names is just auto-translated from Chinese names of these dinos. Most are direct translation of the Latin meaning ("arm dragon" for Brachiosaurus, "three horn dragon" for trike, etc. But some are off. Stegosaurus is "sword dragon" as an example). It's also why most Chinese dinosaurs end in -long. Long means dragon.
I find it interesting that there’s Cambrian toys. Like Cambrian creatures are cool as collectors models but I don’t know what kid would find them exciting or fun. Like it’s hard for me to imagine a kid playing with the fearsome anomalocaris
When I was very young I was obsessed with an ammonite model and always wanted sea scorpions, trilobites, orthoceros, and especially anomolocaris. I definitely would had tried to buy the Cambrian ones personally.
Anomalocaris was one of my favourites when I was younger, I loved being able to flex my knowledge of this cool ferocious predator. Imagine my dismay when I found out it was only half a metre.
This is probably the best video I’ve seen on this channel. Honestly this was incredibly funny, and I look forward to a possible sequel to this amazing masterpiece.
1:20 Well, if ya've seen Primal's Episode, "Plague of Madness", you would know Parasaurolophus are well know for their ability to transport zombie viruses!😉👌
This is probably your best and funniest video, tied with the "Am Fish" video you did in April last year. Thanks so so much spinodude, this was genuinley funny and i think you should do more. P.S is Alliexpress like the dark web market of dinosaur figures?
Respect for using Rodan’s rawr there xD Also Parasite okay my Para loving friend is so gonna be offended by that ima share it Also I thought I hear Uranussaurus at first xP GIVE ME MORE!!!
id love if you would make this into a common series on your channel,idk maybe monthly? you could call it like "monthly malfunctions" or some better pun. just an idea though... best Wishes have a good day!
01:01 wait, so what dinosaur is that 😭? because a few days ago I bought one like this in the store but in pink BUT I DON'T KNOW WHICH DINOSAUR IT IS, PLEASE HELP
probably already been said but the one probably has a beeper because in one of the Jurassic Park movies one of the dinos ate a cellphone and was playing a ringtone the whole movie
I think my 1920's tail dragging model T. rex toy that's labeled as an Allosaurus for some reason is starting to look mighty accurate in comparison to some of those pterosaurs. XD
I love the new study where dinosaurs did not hatch from eggs but instead just formed out of weird little compact packages. Too bad it isn't a real scientific breakthrough though. At least brachiosaurus wouldn't have looked like it had seen some things every second of the day when it was alive though, so that's something
It was a pleasure contributing to the pile of cursed dinosaurs it was the most i've ever laughed at a dinotube video in years so thank you.
Agreed
4:30 - the dragon names is just auto-translated from Chinese names of these dinos. Most are direct translation of the Latin meaning ("arm dragon" for Brachiosaurus, "three horn dragon" for trike, etc. But some are off. Stegosaurus is "sword dragon" as an example).
It's also why most Chinese dinosaurs end in -long. Long means dragon.
China sucks at naming, but dinosaurs are birds tho
Can confirm.
Not really related but phonetically Brachiosaurus sounds like "armshittingsaurus" in French .
@@feanarocurufinwe6072 omg i speak French and never noticed 😭
@@feanarocurufinwe6072 XDDDDDD
Santa: whar Do you want for xmas
Random kid: sea organisms
HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A sack of clams it is, then! Merry Christmas, little Billy.
I want *ANCIENT BIOLOGICAL SUIT*
Me: kaiser dragon
Me: P A R A S I T E
I think the product descriptions are my new favorite part of this.
"The texture is clear and has a very realistic lump"
This sequel is more awaited than jurassic world dominion
pog
Lol
Your sarcasm can be felt from miles away
For real
Good joke brom. How much did he pay u?
I find it interesting that there’s Cambrian toys. Like Cambrian creatures are cool as collectors models but I don’t know what kid would find them exciting or fun. Like it’s hard for me to imagine a kid playing with the fearsome anomalocaris
When I was very young I was obsessed with an ammonite model and always wanted sea scorpions, trilobites, orthoceros, and especially anomolocaris. I definitely would had tried to buy the Cambrian ones personally.
@@fortniteblackmanta1098 I can understand eurypterids but the others are kinda a shocker to me. Alas I guess they do exist. That’s kinda cool.
@@vadernation1233 just slam them up and down
I played with any toys as a kid. Don't underestimate how easily entertained kids are.
Anomalocaris was one of my favourites when I was younger, I loved being able to flex my knowledge of this cool ferocious predator. Imagine my dismay when I found out it was only half a metre.
This is probably the best video I’ve seen on this channel. Honestly this was incredibly funny, and I look forward to a possible sequel to this amazing masterpiece.
Thanks so much King Kaiju, had a lot of fun making it! Will definitely do more
@@TheSpinoDudehi, I'm a biologist
Whoever made those toys had beef with the parasaurolophus. It probably owed them 20 bucks.
Yes
With the shark I love how they're just like "hey its a feature totally not quality control"
I think "Built-in beeper, press to get sound" is one of my new favorite phrases
"Soft: does not hurt
Plastic, not afraid of hitting"
I'm beginning to think you can make poetry out of some of these descriptions, my lord
Poor parasaurolophus. He is being bullied all the time
Oh sorry I meant parasite
Dead body reported
🤣🤣🤣
Parasauropholus
4:13 are you sure that isn’t a hatzegopteryx?
7:41 another rodan roar again
2:08 “Why can’t you just leave me alone?”
*microwave sounds*
Yet Another Carcharodontosaurid that was reclassified as a Spinosauruid 2:58
“Yet another”?
Funny Dino Names. Indominus Rex. PARASAUROLOPHUS. Tanystropheus. Duck booked dragon. Five marine organisms. Tyrannosaurus Rex
„Then find something and fix the legs“ must be the single best explanation of what to do i’ve ever read
"5 marine organisms" was the most accurate one.
4:39 I think they were trying to say duck- beaked dragon.
6:49 I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5 m a r i n e o r g a n i s m s
@@TheSpinoDude I have a gift for you ( it’s my latest video) the title is For SpinoDude.
I know nothing of dinosaurs and all of these name sounds like gibberish, but I’d trust my LIFE to this man’s Dino information.
This series is absolutely hilarious! 😆 Your channel in general is just great! keep up the good work SpinoDude!
2:21 Nikocadoavacadosaurus Rex 🦖🥑
1:20 Well, if ya've seen Primal's Episode, "Plague of Madness", you would know Parasaurolophus are well know for their ability to transport zombie viruses!😉👌
@Heisenberg in Front of a ocean cringe reply
@Heisenberg in Front of a ocean transphobia in a Spinodude comment section of all things? Go off man, this isn’t the place for your wack
cool pfp
@Heisenberg in Front of a ocean you don't support.
3:42 and 6:18 actually grab my attention. I can't remember anything like them that they could've copied from
The Paleozoic creatures are from a tub on Amazon, I forget the company name. The Kronosaurus kinda looks like a knockoff of the CollectA Pliosaurus.
3:42 Yo I’m in there
3:12 i had the t rex but it was a green one with yellow stripes. I got it from an arcade but its lost now.
3:53 RODAN ROAR
Yes
I love that name "Chinasaurs." It's too good, makes me laugh every time. 😆
I actually had most if not all the models at 2:15, they were some of my favourites especially the anky, trike, raptor and quetz.
Alright I'm just gonna say this.....THIS VIDEO IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!! 😂😂😂
True
3:05 “Autobots, roll out” aah toy
4:00 this pterosaur looks like Rodan 🤣
The tyrannosaurus at 6:29 looks so much like something I've seen before. I wanna say it was a one-off monster on Star Trek Voyager or something.
It is a model of the JW Indoraptor, just painted differently as far as I can tell.
@@carrott36r/woooosh
@@CoraCreates Forgive me for not watching every episode of Star Trek Voyager
Yup dats an indoraptor.
This is probably your best and funniest video, tied with the "Am Fish" video you did in April last year.
Thanks so so much spinodude, this was genuinley funny and i think you should do more.
P.S is Alliexpress like the dark web market of dinosaur figures?
So glad you enjoyed, thank you so much for watching!
Aliexpress is like China's equivalent to Amazon
So, did Ali Express just admit parasaurs could breathe fire?
This was hilarious! Would love to see more
Definitely going to do more!
Thank you so much for this. Me and my brother had a good laugh at your video. Please do more of these if you get the content.
So glad you guys enjoyed! Thank you so much for watching!
Respect for using Rodan’s rawr there xD
Also Parasite okay my Para loving friend is so gonna be offended by that ima share it
Also I thought I hear Uranussaurus at first xP
GIVE ME MORE!!!
ali express bootlegs: * exist *
me: * SUFFERING INTENSIFIES *
I've been waiting for this for what fells like 1000000000000000 years
"Absolutely impossible to eat" implies that they tried to eat it 😭
1:16
*Ah yes... Parasite.. my favorite dinosaur*
Mys gonna be 100% humped dragon(concavenator)
Caine: YOU PARASITE
Just call Vice Dragon not parasite
My favourite dinosaur is back dragon *BTW my real favourite dinosaur is spinosaurus*
5:14 i have that one
since i was born
5:04 this "ceratosaurus"looks a Lot like the dominion giganotosaurus i mean for crying out loud this video camel one year before jw dominion
A new dinosaur has been discovered and its called "p a r a s i t e"
“Absolutely impossible to eat. I don’t recemend too young children to play.” Lol.
4:34 Duck Booked what!?🤣🤣
Dad:Ok what do u want for Christmas
Kid:I want an parasite!
I loved this. I learned so much, most importantly that Horse Girls have a male varient: DINOSAUR BOYS
and I love them
id love if you would make this into a common series on your channel,idk maybe monthly? you could call it like "monthly malfunctions" or some better pun. just an idea though...
best Wishes have a good day!
Definitely turning it into a series! The response is great. Thanks so much for watching and for your awesome feedback!
@@TheSpinoDude youre welcome!
best Wishes have a good day!
01:01 wait, so what dinosaur is that 😭? because a few days ago I bought one like this in the store but in pink BUT I DON'T KNOW WHICH DINOSAUR IT IS, PLEASE HELP
1:25 *MONKE DINO*
WHEN I TRANSLATE IT SAYS "Smell the drinks"
@@nalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa smell them please
Ah, yes, the beautiul Parasite, due to a new study in 2032, we now know Parasaurolophus was actually a parasite that attached itself to sauropods
Gennedy Tarkostvy must of gotten his idea for primal from this
probably already been said but the one probably has a beeper because in one of the Jurassic Park movies one of the dinos ate a cellphone and was playing a ringtone the whole movie
Chinosaurs 1:01 1:16 2:57 3:32 3:34 3:43 5:17
4:14 is what happenes when you eat too much Taco Bell💀
Take a drink every time he says that one of those toys has seen some things
Ah yes my most favorite dinosaurs ever ''Parasite''
The sad thing is any toy collector knows exactly what sound the "beepers" make.
it's a crappy edit of Godzilla's roar
The return of the (Ali Express) king!
7:42 bro that’s rodan 💀
The part where it said parasite had me dyin a hopped out my bed and fell on the floor in laughter😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think my 1920's tail dragging model T. rex toy that's labeled as an Allosaurus for some reason is starting to look mighty accurate in comparison to some of those pterosaurs. XD
3:38 because the tanystropheus also had a long neck but the tanystropheus was considerably smaller
1:16
An icon
A legend
Hey! The egged dinosaur that hatched from a compact package, Those were my childhood and still my obsessions
3:52. YES RODAN.
We can never escape parasite
Tbh I really dig the look of the "Mapusaurus" (baryonyx knockoff). For me it looks ten times better than the Lego variant
My favorite dinosaur is the well known popular dinosaur...
parasite
I’m just laughing my head off the entire time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Parasite got me dyin 💀
3:23 the pachy is really eyeing that brach
The t rex didn't skip arm day
I keep finding myself re-watching this video and still laughing just as hard XD
1:16 for those looking for the best moment in history
Seeing people list the Jurassic world mutant dinosaurs as regular dinosaurs is very sad
Yeah. I feel bad for the Jurassic park dinosaurs. They've been mutated so much that they're basically naked and with broken wrists.
most underrated channel
4:12 that quetzal looks like it’s mouth is a fricking noodle bro
#BringBackDeputyCombDragon
3:00, It is kinda ironic where the Chinese Lettering below the KO Lego Baryonyx actually means Baryonyx.
makes you wonder where they got Mapusaurus from then....
@@TheSpinoDude Right? Mapusaurus is 马普龙
(Mǎ pǔ lóng).
WHEN I TRANSLATE IT IT SAYS "long breath"
3:49 was a rodan and quetzalcoatlus hybrid XD
Are they all Japanese? Cause Japan uses Ryu for Dinosaur as well as for Dragon.
Chinosaurs 1:01 1:16 2:54 2:57 3:32 3:43 5:03 5:17 6:16 6:29 6:44 6:49
The new parasaur virus "Parasite"
Warning: NO FOOD!
Oh no! How eat if no food? D:
5:04 Did Jurassic World Dominion rip off this ceratosaurus because this looks like the giganotosaurus.
1:16 parasite 💀💀💀💀
why is no one talking about the Horizon Zero Dawn wallpaper? Its one of my favorite games on PS4
Whenever I think of “worst dinosaur toys” I think of the typical cheap and nasty ones from the dollar store 🤣
I had that blue and white pterosaur model as a kid. I think it’s still in my attic actually.
P A R A S I T E
The "tyrannosaurus" is actually a indoraptor (yes, the black one with the long hands, it's from jurrasic world fallen world)
I really felt compelled to subscribe after only seeing this video even tho i didn't think i should
I love the new study where dinosaurs did not hatch from eggs but instead just formed out of weird little compact packages. Too bad it isn't a real scientific breakthrough though. At least brachiosaurus wouldn't have looked like it had seen some things every second of the day when it was alive though, so that's something
4:12 I want that one
Poor parasaulophus😅😂🤣
I saw a carno with 3 fingers and long arms 💀💀💀
That Quetzalcoatlus looks like a CollectA knockoff with the prey removed
Small dinosaur are the most welcome gift for the children to provide infinite happiness.