Letting My NEIGHBOURS Decide What I Eat For 24 HOURS! (FOOD CHALLENGE)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @stitcher9787
    @stitcher9787 4 года назад +562

    Derek: I’m a really good guitarist
    Editor Derek: *inserts violin sounds*

    • @marshmelloyoughurt2443
      @marshmelloyoughurt2443 4 года назад +25

      He that good, his guitar can be a violin

    • @stitcher9787
      @stitcher9787 4 года назад +5

      Eliise Joost HAHA

    • @melonlord4562
      @melonlord4562 4 года назад +6

      My guitar's strings broke just as lock-down started. Feck

    • @xxykwii
      @xxykwii 3 года назад +2

      Stitcher LMFAOOOOO I LOVE THIS COMMENT AHHAHAHAH

    • @Eseace76ooox3
      @Eseace76ooox3 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

  • @hainanegins9672
    @hainanegins9672 4 года назад +402

    Derek: "nothing bad ever happens at Disney Land."
    Google: *over 60 cases of people dying at Disney*

    • @zerobrickboss927
      @zerobrickboss927 4 года назад

      sade allen 🤔

    • @Shototodoroki-ni2bs
      @Shototodoroki-ni2bs 4 года назад +5

      Yeah nothing bad

    • @impulseXD
      @impulseXD 4 года назад

      And a kid got a parasite that ate His brain

    • @that_anonymousartist
      @that_anonymousartist 4 года назад

      People scatter their ashes at Disney Land and World. People breathe those in. There’s cases of people getting sick from that.

    • @RICMODFEEL
      @RICMODFEEL 4 года назад

      Death is not bad

  • @markvincentmatos6580
    @markvincentmatos6580 4 года назад +246

    Derek: **played a guitar**
    Also Derek: puts a violin sound

    • @skullsalt
      @skullsalt 4 года назад +3

      Mark Vincent Matos lmao fr

    • @summersinanan5739
      @summersinanan5739 4 года назад +2

      Mark Vincent Matos 😂 IKR!! That’s what I said out loud

    • @bannannabooboo1278
      @bannannabooboo1278 4 года назад +1

      Mark Vincent Matos Dang it you,stole my coment

    • @markvincentmatos6580
      @markvincentmatos6580 4 года назад

      @@bannannabooboo1278 what comment??????

    • @ok7456
      @ok7456 4 года назад

      Mark Vincent Matos That’s the joke

  • @jennyeholt9166
    @jennyeholt9166 3 года назад +155

    I love how Derek says "I'm a ketchup on my mac n cheese type of guy". Derek you are a ketchup on everything type of guy

    • @ashlyndallas2024
      @ashlyndallas2024 3 года назад +4

      I’m the same as Derek 😂

    • @henrysutton6310
      @henrysutton6310 3 года назад +4

      I hate ketchup

    • @Ineed_sleep2348
      @Ineed_sleep2348 3 года назад +2

      That is so funny and is true

    • @lvk3241
      @lvk3241 3 года назад +2

      aio

    • @dallasmay4031
      @dallasmay4031 3 года назад +2

      I love very extra cheesy Mac'n-cheese like after i add any cream and the cheese mix to it after i have mixed it up i add Mozzarella Colby jack and sharp cheddar to it i love cheese honestly cheese is pretty good on a lot of things if there is someone out there that hates cheese then i don't want to know who they are

  • @sladeunangst4523
    @sladeunangst4523 4 года назад +58

    Derek-says he’s playing guitar
    Audio-plays violin

  • @creepypickle6966
    @creepypickle6966 4 года назад +151

    Derek: "I've become very good at guitar..."
    Also Derek: *Violin Noises*

    • @Warhii
      @Warhii 4 года назад

      Creepy Pickle I was about to put that but I saw this

    • @ghalbertvargas
      @ghalbertvargas 4 года назад

      I’m not going lie...I tried to steal your idea,sorry 😭😭😭

    • @GDS1
      @GDS1 4 года назад

      ghalbert vargas bruh just bruh...

  • @wiz7025
    @wiz7025 4 года назад +261

    Derek Gerard wouldn’t be Derek Gerard if he had a Girlfriend

  • @J_user_00000
    @J_user_00000 3 года назад +192

    Anyone rewatching old Derek Gerard videos because they miss editor Derek? No, just me? Oh ok......

  • @imyourbunny9022
    @imyourbunny9022 4 года назад +107

    "If Derek was my neighbor I would've texted him my barbers number." 😂

    • @doug9262
      @doug9262 4 года назад +2

      not like he could go

    • @mirandap4529
      @mirandap4529 4 года назад

      Nooo

    • @me-bs5xt
      @me-bs5xt 4 года назад +1

      @@mustardisyellowketchup3154 copied what?

    • @em_miko5153
      @em_miko5153 4 года назад +1

      Lame

    • @ssbrsbr6769
      @ssbrsbr6769 4 года назад

      The new version of Derek 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @akumakoa5726
    @akumakoa5726 4 года назад +90

    Derek: my dog recently just got his balls chopped off
    me: what the FU-

    • @meivin1624
      @meivin1624 4 года назад +2

      ikr im not a dog and i felt it ;-;

    • @temppenguin9633
      @temppenguin9633 4 года назад +5

      Now he is like Derek

    • @walterk4596
      @walterk4596 4 года назад

      Pineapple Daily HAHAHA WHAT

    • @averypowers5591
      @averypowers5591 4 года назад

      Felt that 😂

    • @dansipo8253
      @dansipo8253 4 года назад +1

      Imploding Tigress I actually felt it and for the rest of mah day I was so uncomfortable

  • @websniffer1466
    @websniffer1466 4 года назад +103

    Derek: I need a girlfriend
    Neighbor: get a meal for a family

    • @zoro5953
      @zoro5953 4 года назад

      @Sarah Brown lol he is

  • @Snoee
    @Snoee 4 года назад +113

    “lollll” in every. single. message.

    • @monkeman317
      @monkeman317 4 года назад +1

      Moms

    • @MC-dk4gh
      @MC-dk4gh 4 года назад +6

      Sounds like the most annoying idiot in the world

    • @zyon2893
      @zyon2893 3 года назад +1

      @@MC-dk4gh fr

    • @zyon2893
      @zyon2893 3 года назад

      @Chill Bacon hair were you the person

    • @silenceleafs-sc2gy
      @silenceleafs-sc2gy 3 года назад

      I hate them bruhh

  • @fabiidejongh.
    @fabiidejongh. 4 года назад +1184

    Like so Derek can see this
    “Eat serial killers last meal for 24 hours”

    • @obamagaming7789
      @obamagaming7789 4 года назад +60

      how about: " Eating serial killers for 24 hours

    • @NightmarezInc
      @NightmarezInc 4 года назад +23

      @@obamagaming7789 How about: "Eating corona virus victims for 24hours"

    • @obamagaming7789
      @obamagaming7789 4 года назад +20

      @@NightmarezInc yes or even:
      "Eating Serial killers with corona virus for 24 hours"

    • @ervinbitiqi6600
      @ervinbitiqi6600 4 года назад +4

      What the fuuuubeeeeep

    • @Jadizzle_Pagey
      @Jadizzle_Pagey 4 года назад +2

      Ervin Bytyqi fubeep?

  • @rachzilla
    @rachzilla 4 года назад +274

    Put a wooden spoon across the boiling pot - works every time. Science.

    • @sanneveldhuis7441
      @sanneveldhuis7441 4 года назад +9

      Rachel Villa you have been taught well...

    • @Enphoso
      @Enphoso 4 года назад +7

      Rachel Villa I see you’re a man of culture

    • @morganbrennan8428
      @morganbrennan8428 4 года назад +4

      Rachel u are a dog of god

    • @kaykayabuel230
      @kaykayabuel230 4 года назад +2

      Hahaha I have my perfect no strain no oven never over flow recipe just boil the milk with the mac and just enough milk to cover the mac then boil till the milk is like slime then add the cheeses or cheese boom done (btw this is my home made recipe)

    • @prodbykvz
      @prodbykvz 4 года назад +3

      *You might be more learnt than Bill Nye*

  • @huber6499
    @huber6499 4 года назад +101

    No one:
    Literally nobody:
    Derek: 17:05 *only 160 messages unread* Finally neighbour number 4!

    • @pedrohollanda391
      @pedrohollanda391 4 года назад +2

      Huber Playa 😂

    • @orbittibo345
      @orbittibo345 4 года назад +1

      It’s because he took the screenshots after the video so he got more messages by the time he took them

    • @huber6499
      @huber6499 4 года назад

      @@orbittibo345 so did all his neighbours message him?

    • @RhysZilla
      @RhysZilla 4 года назад +1

      It’s probably a group chat he’s in

    • @gametalksoto9497
      @gametalksoto9497 4 года назад +2

      I have 500 unread+

  • @saffron6870
    @saffron6870 4 года назад +5

    Derek Gerard is the kind of person that makes a lot of 24 hour challenges but they are actually enjoyable.

    • @tommychitty3600
      @tommychitty3600 2 года назад

      Also hardly post now so sad have to go back a few years

  • @amandalopez5974
    @amandalopez5974 4 года назад +472

    Derek: *drinks a Dasani*
    Everyone that watches Shane: NO

    • @iitzsushii
      @iitzsushii 4 года назад +4

      Why is dasani bad

    • @nyahborrero6499
      @nyahborrero6499 4 года назад +1

      wait what?

    • @strangerthingsgacha6686
      @strangerthingsgacha6686 4 года назад +1

      Lol yeah

    • @victoriaclemons906
      @victoriaclemons906 4 года назад +8

      Darkk Dyrek It has potassium chloride in it, which is used to kill people on death row.

    • @funnyman4713
      @funnyman4713 4 года назад +1

      We dont drink dasani in the uk its filtered tap water and we just drink mineral water

  • @Liquidiamonds_
    @Liquidiamonds_ 4 года назад +194

    Derek: i have been practicing guitar and Im pretty good plays violin music while holding a guitar

  • @WorthyEffects
    @WorthyEffects 4 года назад +236

    Derek: *eats and gets paid*
    Me: *eats and gets fatter*

  • @artimisramirez4638
    @artimisramirez4638 4 года назад +1

    thank you for helping me out.
    your videos have helped me coup with my dad passing away.so thank you

  • @vitalieciorbu2898
    @vitalieciorbu2898 4 года назад +135

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Derek in the beginning of his video: I BEEN LONELY OOO AAA , LALALALA

  • @camden_goodman_volleyball
    @camden_goodman_volleyball 4 года назад +534

    Derek: "Why don't I have a girlfriend"
    Also Derek: *puts KEtchUp on his MAc AnD CheESe

    • @zacharygrossman8316
      @zacharygrossman8316 4 года назад +8

      AND DARITOS

    • @thanatos238
      @thanatos238 4 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @d4rk_saltyboii12
      @d4rk_saltyboii12 4 года назад +7

      Camden Goodman I put my dick in a bag of Mac and cheese mixed with ketchup and Doritos!

    • @huntchay
      @huntchay 4 года назад +2

      MysteriouslyMythical your a idiot

    • @woah4259
      @woah4259 4 года назад +4

      huntchay
      **you're
      **an

  • @prod_by_lukxn
    @prod_by_lukxn 4 года назад +2613

    Next Video: *let the homeless choose what you eat for a day and then buy two. One for you and one for them*
    *Like so Derek can see*
    👇🏻

    • @urmom448
      @urmom448 4 года назад +52

      He cant even do that because of quarantine

    • @supercat82b20
      @supercat82b20 4 года назад +14

      Like beggar

    • @obamagaming7789
      @obamagaming7789 4 года назад +13

      big dumb idot

    • @Bayharbor_butcher
      @Bayharbor_butcher 4 года назад +9

      “Like so Derek can see” Why liking ?

    • @urmom448
      @urmom448 4 года назад +20

      @@Bayharbor_butcher cause if you get alot of likes u get top commet

  • @Doinkees
    @Doinkees 3 года назад +7

    Damn Derek is so good at guitar he can plat violin on it.

  • @rainsolosmud9196
    @rainsolosmud9196 4 года назад +155

    Derek: **trying to think of a joke**
    Me:
    ***He's no longer a baller***

  • @The_Ryu_32
    @The_Ryu_32 4 года назад +351

    Derek do a random generator 500-2000 and that’s how Many calories you eat per meal

    • @Unproven23
      @Unproven23 4 года назад +6

      Zander Brill that’s a fabulous idea tbh

    • @rona6958
      @rona6958 4 года назад +4

      That is a great idea

    • @harryfreeman6842
      @harryfreeman6842 4 года назад

      Zander Brill thats a good idea

    • @SkylineLofe
      @SkylineLofe 4 года назад +3

      it should go from 500 - 5000 calories

    • @Doglover9190
      @Doglover9190 4 года назад +4

      @@SkylineLofe he would literally die

  • @lurmes
    @lurmes 4 года назад +256

    Literally no one:
    Derek: plays guitar.
    Instrument playing: the violin.

    • @Johnio
      @Johnio 4 года назад

      Oh yeah lol

    • @Emma-fz5cd
      @Emma-fz5cd 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHA IM DYING🤣😂😅

    • @rat854
      @rat854 4 года назад +1

      Yeah... It's a joke idk if you've ever heard of one

    • @med109
      @med109 3 года назад

      I hate your pfp

    • @med109
      @med109 3 года назад

      Ofc you're a Fortnite kid who doesn't go outside so you don't get why BLM is racist

  • @koo8115
    @koo8115 4 года назад +15

    Derek: I’ve become really good at guitar
    Also Derek: *proceeds to play violin*

  • @Sarah-hu9pe
    @Sarah-hu9pe 4 года назад +116

    If Derek was my neighbour, I would’ve texted him to go to the barber

    • @timhlreh9594
      @timhlreh9594 4 года назад +5

      S&FT Pro barbers are closed

    • @HubertPrinklebottom
      @HubertPrinklebottom 4 года назад +3

      He can’t

    • @jordankissee1440
      @jordankissee1440 4 года назад +2

      @@boiyourtrashlol258 Yikes dude no need to be toxic

    • @taylorb8686
      @taylorb8686 4 года назад +1

      For you guys saying he cant, look in the description.. and scroll lmao

    • @Sarah-hu9pe
      @Sarah-hu9pe 4 года назад +1

      @@taylorb8686 thank you! jeez

  • @kingaviles7865
    @kingaviles7865 4 года назад +57

    He likes ketchup on Kraft dinner but not his fries😂

    • @LAZARUSSY
      @LAZARUSSY 4 года назад

      King Aviles lmaoo

  • @svphxz_
    @svphxz_ 4 года назад +34

    The guitar outro was a such a masterpiece. Such a well thought out heart warming composition that brought a tear to my eye, Derek is such a musical genius

    • @alexfrommd5140
      @alexfrommd5140 4 года назад +1

      That's a cap

    • @svphxz_
      @svphxz_ 4 года назад

      Alexfrommd you obviously don’t understand true beauty

    • @alexfrommd5140
      @alexfrommd5140 4 года назад

      ItzSophXD That's a cap

    • @svphxz_
      @svphxz_ 4 года назад

      Alexfrommd nah

    • @alexfrommd5140
      @alexfrommd5140 4 года назад

      ItzSophXD That's a cap

  • @ohnmoto
    @ohnmoto 4 года назад +7

    !!!DEREK IS EXPOSED!!! 3:20 no ice coffe on the table! 14:00 it is ice coffe on the table!! Like this so derek can see that he is exposed!!

  • @qqqq8993
    @qqqq8993 4 года назад +273

    “I’m a vegetarian outside of videos” bruh what’s the point?😂

    • @emk3
      @emk3 4 года назад +12

      If he's doing it for environmental or health reasons it actually does make a difference.

    • @adamclifford9183
      @adamclifford9183 4 года назад +6

      @@emk3 nah when he eats fast food i think hes on the toilet for a long time

    • @jameslogan9989
      @jameslogan9989 4 года назад +17

      Em K no I think he means that he does food challenges almost every day so what’s the point in even being a vegetarian

    • @libronjerbenlloydl.2128
      @libronjerbenlloydl.2128 4 года назад +1

      @@jameslogan9989 yehehe boi

    • @puggo2007
      @puggo2007 4 года назад

      yea ik I'm vegan and I'm not just like: oh I'm only vegan when I'm at home and when I am out I eat meat and cheese

  • @um6098
    @um6098 4 года назад +68

    Everyone has the one RUclips channel that makes them happy for no reason whenever you watch them. This is it, this is my happy channel.

  • @non-binaryvapecathidingfro6544
    @non-binaryvapecathidingfro6544 4 года назад +19

    9:46 I love how this random ass neighbour assumed you live with other people LMAOOOO

  • @salehsayad1207
    @salehsayad1207 3 года назад +8

    Haha I love how Derek is thinking 3 weeks inside is crazy welp it’s been over a year now

  • @tkshouko9758
    @tkshouko9758 4 года назад +87

    Derek: "I'm really good at playing guitar"
    *Plays violin sounds*

    • @Milk-dn1tu
      @Milk-dn1tu 4 года назад +4

      JakeYT8GT you know your goos at playing the piano when you start making drum noises

    • @kindykrei
      @kindykrei 4 года назад

      JakeYT8GT I was about to comment that

    • @Milk-dn1tu
      @Milk-dn1tu 4 года назад +1

      Slatt*! You god

  • @daliathecrazyone1163
    @daliathecrazyone1163 4 года назад +230

    Derek: Don’t go out the virus will spread faster if you do
    Also Derek: *leaves house to buy fast food*

    • @octive_flex1634
      @octive_flex1634 4 года назад +5

      Daliathecrazyone aren’t you aloud to get out for food cause in Australia you can

    • @fruity8755
      @fruity8755 4 года назад +4

      @@octive_flex1634 Yeah, although I think it's more encouraged to order it online, rather than actually go out to get fast food. Also, food delivery services have been upping their ad game, so-

    • @polidon1577
      @polidon1577 4 года назад +2

      @@fruity8755 problem is that you have to pay for delivery, so many people, especially lower class people, have no incentive to order online for delivery

    • @GDS1
      @GDS1 4 года назад +1

      リ悦育Fruity and have people to touch the box and them maybe have the virus?! And then touching the door?!?!

    • @fruity8755
      @fruity8755 4 года назад +1

      @@GDS1 Yeah, it's still a thing.

  • @Katsariss
    @Katsariss 4 года назад +73

    Video idea: Letters decide what I eat for 24 hours
    Rules: you only eat foods that start
    with the letter you got
    Example: you got C, eat= Coffee Cheese Chicken Chili Cake Chips Corn Cream Cookie Crust you can choose any

  • @rachelbrown1703
    @rachelbrown1703 3 года назад +1

    13:08
    I'm up now daddykins
    What the qauck!!! Lol

  • @Nathan-cz7gz
    @Nathan-cz7gz 4 года назад +144

    If Derek was my neighbor I would’ve texted him my barbers number

    • @mom_made_pancakes1880
      @mom_made_pancakes1880 4 года назад +2

      @Nathan Heller I see u read the description 😀😂

    • @congaroach
      @congaroach 4 года назад +1

      I would send cursed images

    • @d3vanshi
      @d3vanshi 4 года назад

      Nathan Heller I saw the description just now and I’m sad because I thought this was funny 😂😭😭😭😭

    • @ZovoP
      @ZovoP 4 года назад

      Sadly this video is fake

  • @DarkSyrex
    @DarkSyrex 4 года назад +75

    Me: coffee coffee coffee
    My friend: what are you talking about?
    Me: oh I am just speak deraks amazing language
    My friend: oh can you teach me?
    Me: you have to subscribe and ring that bell icon then Maybe I will teach you some words
    My friend: sweet
    Me: Coffee

  • @amory4321
    @amory4321 4 года назад +502

    Plot twist: Derek made the coronavirus so he had an excuse to not go to Japan.

    • @tessabazowski8390
      @tessabazowski8390 4 года назад +22

      The Pro I promise you he’s not smart enough for that🤣🤣🤣

    • @averypowers5591
      @averypowers5591 4 года назад +5

      The Pro wtf I did not even think of that

    • @emilyrodriguez9995
      @emilyrodriguez9995 4 года назад +3

      How tf do u think of that🤣🤣

    • @WeirdGaming
      @WeirdGaming 4 года назад +4

      its china, not japan lol

    • @amory4321
      @amory4321 4 года назад +5

      Weird gaming I DONT think your a Derek Gerard fan

  • @Chef_Joe
    @Chef_Joe 2 года назад

    NAW CUZ DEREK & JASPEL'S FRIENDSHIP IS A GOAL😩🤚🏽

  • @jeeyashetty
    @jeeyashetty 4 года назад +149

    Derek:*drinks Dasani water*
    Me:*thinks if Shane Dawson’s conspiracy theory*

    • @Emii._.23
      @Emii._.23 4 года назад +2

      Same😂

    • @thunderbolt3265
      @thunderbolt3265 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @gloriboyz
      @gloriboyz 4 года назад +5

      unnus anuss UNNUS ANNUS

    • @obiman9486
      @obiman9486 4 года назад +2

      Noel Frias Yeah

    • @jay-rem
      @jay-rem 4 года назад +1

      Noel Frias UNNUS ANNUS UNNUS ANNUS... 349:00:00

  • @fyrethief5827
    @fyrethief5827 4 года назад +44

    Derek: "If this happens every time when you make paster..." 4:20
    Me: *pastor*

  • @Hambalgals
    @Hambalgals 4 года назад +69

    Nobody:
    Me: Puts ketchup on chicken, fries and rice
    Derek: Put ketchup on literally everything

    • @Hambalgals
      @Hambalgals 4 года назад +1

      Not Me I know....

    • @valerijahryniou8114
      @valerijahryniou8114 4 года назад

      Rice with ketchup🤤

    • @poura4or
      @poura4or 4 года назад +1

      @@erdawidos2619 i feel ashamed for this but it wasn't terrible. I always hated rice by itself thats why i did this.

    • @EYRWQ
      @EYRWQ 4 года назад

      🤢🤮

    • @flameicepower3661
      @flameicepower3661 4 года назад

      @@erdawidos2619 dude i always buy all like im using honey mustard in every food

  • @shehbaazkhinda1459
    @shehbaazkhinda1459 4 года назад +3

    15:45 your mom called you that…😂it’s a bad word

  • @seamusdlb9146
    @seamusdlb9146 4 года назад +50

    Dereck: nothing bad can happen at Disney land
    Me: didn’t a kid get eaten by a alligator at Disney land

  • @keerat5858
    @keerat5858 4 года назад +146

    Derek: la la la la
    Me: sings along “I’ve been lonely oh ah” la la la
    Derek: maybe I’ll get a girlfriend
    Me: hell naw

    • @beezaweeza4125
      @beezaweeza4125 4 года назад +1

      *insert parashockx joke*

    • @keerat5858
      @keerat5858 4 года назад

      beeza weeza wth

    • @Flummon
      @Flummon 4 года назад

      Derek: Maybe I'll get a girlfriend
      Me: Oh nah nah nah nah

  • @paulinabedolla116
    @paulinabedolla116 4 года назад +26

    Hearing Derek speak a different language was so cool

  • @sameerlol
    @sameerlol 3 года назад +3

    derek is so amazing at the guitar that it sounds like a beautiful violin

  • @dyns
    @dyns 4 года назад +59

    When you’re craving a burger...
    *”BUT EVERY SINGLE RESTAURANT IS CLOSED”*

    • @SomeOne-gu9dc
      @SomeOne-gu9dc 4 года назад

      AlexTea you can make your own

    • @karencook9490
      @karencook9490 4 года назад +5

      That's why there's delivery dumbass

    • @umarfiaz5566
      @umarfiaz5566 4 года назад

      😢😢😭😭😭😭😭

    • @umarfiaz5566
      @umarfiaz5566 4 года назад

      @@karencook9490 loll

    • @izumimiyamura7172
      @izumimiyamura7172 4 года назад +3

      Karen Cook my favorite burger place doesn’t have delivery don’t expect every single fucking restaurant to have delivery dumb ass

  • @Svifey
    @Svifey 4 года назад +71

    derek " 10 o'clock people should be up soon"
    me: "waking up at 2pm "

    • @trrk-
      @trrk- 4 года назад +6

      That's nothing vro I'm going to sleep at 8 Am and waking up at 4 pm

    • @cratisk6537
      @cratisk6537 4 года назад +1

      @@trrk- *Bruh I wake up at 3pm, I can imagine reaching 4pm since the coronavirus has effected my sleeping schedule:(*

    • @zonah4515
      @zonah4515 4 года назад +1

      i woke up at 6pm today lol so idk what u talkin ab lol

    • @reginajones2210
      @reginajones2210 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @despairfaitality
      @despairfaitality 4 года назад +1

      We all living the same life

  • @ryanjackson9473
    @ryanjackson9473 4 года назад +26

    If Derek was my neighbor I would give him my barbers number

  • @ecemuezzin3770
    @ecemuezzin3770 3 года назад +2

    Derek:i can play good guitar. also derek: plays the freaking violin while holding a guitar

  • @unlucky_bard
    @unlucky_bard 4 года назад +48

    Derek: he got he’s balls chopped off
    Me: so you can say he *LOST HIS MARBLES*

  • @Cup_Cake_Sheet
    @Cup_Cake_Sheet 4 года назад +135

    Derek: “we have been stuck inside for almost 19 days”
    Covid: hold my corona beer

  • @namehere4652
    @namehere4652 4 года назад +37

    Derek: You can't trust people that eats their fries without sauce
    Me: You can't trust someone that can't eat one frie at a time

    • @usall2546
      @usall2546 4 года назад +2

      Frie xD

    • @RedFriendGuy
      @RedFriendGuy 4 года назад +1

      I cant be trusted

    • @deadmouze5875
      @deadmouze5875 4 года назад

      You spelt fry wrong

    • @steveghazarian8439
      @steveghazarian8439 4 года назад

      So you have to only eat atleast 4 sauce covered fries at a time? Or else anything else will get you hated on and a sin to society?

    • @namehere4652
      @namehere4652 4 года назад

      @@deadmouze5875 that is how u spell it

  • @tristataylor8381
    @tristataylor8381 3 года назад

    i have never seen this man but I LOVED THAT INTRO!!!
    you earned a subscriber. I literally haven't seen the rest of the video. you got me with the intro

  • @naaitxo
    @naaitxo 4 года назад +31

    Derek puts ketchup on pasta: *Italians left the chat*
    Me: *goes to the bathroom to puke*.

    • @bryguyfn8490
      @bryguyfn8490 4 года назад +4

      same

    • @zayed4576
      @zayed4576 4 года назад +1

      Nai bruh dats fukin kraft dinner, dat pasta prob plastic😂

    • @byatt1719
      @byatt1719 4 года назад +1

      Italians who consider kraft dinner Italian are NOT real Italians

    • @naaitxo
      @naaitxo 4 года назад

      @@zayed4576 its equally disgusting to put ketchup do hahaha if not more

  • @guobaaa
    @guobaaa 4 года назад +53

    Next Video: Derek gets a girlfriend
    AKA: mission impossible

  • @emilygoetz5661
    @emilygoetz5661 4 года назад +262

    Literally all the dislikes are people who were triggered by Derek putting ketchup on Mac and cheese

    • @hadihussein44
      @hadihussein44 4 года назад

      Khalid Sh same

    • @morganquinn716
      @morganquinn716 4 года назад +5

      Khalid Sh facts that’s nasty, hot sauce on it is good tho

    • @georgesingh2835
      @georgesingh2835 4 года назад +2

      @Khalid Sh vomit how is this a swear pr bad word

    • @mowgli0001
      @mowgli0001 4 года назад

      @@georgesingh2835 could be a trigger word, not bad

    • @BlahBlah-yh5fm
      @BlahBlah-yh5fm 4 года назад +2

      Actualy....... I like it...... I am a weirdo🤪🤪🤪🤪

  • @xBugx666x
    @xBugx666x 4 года назад +5

    There are two types of people in this world. Derek and people who don’t put ketchup of their mac and cheese.

  • @Wooluu
    @Wooluu 4 года назад +40

    Derek has been doing quite a bit of tik toks...

    • @escondiex
      @escondiex 4 года назад +1

      He got addicted

    • @emilyrodriguez9995
      @emilyrodriguez9995 4 года назад

      @@escondiex fr tho

    • @escondiex
      @escondiex 4 года назад

      @@emilyrodriguez9995 Once you see one video you will be on there until like 5 in the morning

  • @JustinArthur19
    @JustinArthur19 4 года назад +70

    No one:
    Derek: puts ketchup in Mac N' Cheese
    Me: WHAT THE FU-

    • @ratiabuladze5837
      @ratiabuladze5837 4 года назад

      Bruh same

    • @humbletea1120
      @humbletea1120 4 года назад +2

      Lmao he saying their is 2 type of people one that puts ketchup on everything ang people that don’t he lies who tf puts ketchup on Mac n cheese only Derek

    • @jasminegriffin2712
      @jasminegriffin2712 4 года назад

      Justin Arthur 😂😂😂😂

    • @sophiashemanek3901
      @sophiashemanek3901 4 года назад +1

      Justin Arthur I put mustard

    • @bradyb_86
      @bradyb_86 4 года назад +2

      I put ketchup on my Mac N’ Cheese!!!!

  • @mahasiddiqui2497
    @mahasiddiqui2497 4 года назад +87

    No there’s actually 3 kinds of people on the earth and I’m one of them: some who likes ketchup but not with everything lol

  • @gabiaify
    @gabiaify 4 года назад +4

    I like the fact that no one is talking about Derek having over 100 unread messages

  • @lishamsp8505
    @lishamsp8505 4 года назад +27

    Derek: *i have been practicing guitar*
    *Plays fake "guitar" music*
    Me: *that isnt violin music?!?!*

  • @carlosdelgado7211
    @carlosdelgado7211 4 года назад +87

    Next vid: letting my future girlfriend decide what i eat for 24 hrs

  • @asagi8245
    @asagi8245 4 года назад +44

    *making a relationship then realizes he's never been in a relationship*

  • @elizaweaving1211
    @elizaweaving1211 3 года назад +1

    “Macaroni and cheese, more like macaroni and please some help”
    Derek 2020

  • @maritzaduarte8726
    @maritzaduarte8726 4 года назад +15

    Derek: I wish I had a Girlfriend. Also Derek: 160 unread messages

  • @christinapeter1211
    @christinapeter1211 4 года назад +81

    Whenever Derek complains about not having a girlfriend I‘m like: Duh, I would date him

  • @sjh2305
    @sjh2305 4 года назад +32

    Derek: Craft mac ‘n’ cheese is the only thing I have been eating
    Also Derek: Man I haven’t made this in a long time

  • @malachihorner9121
    @malachihorner9121 4 года назад +1

    I always think my phone vibrates at work but it never is because my phone is dry ash

  • @Joshua-cn8cc
    @Joshua-cn8cc 4 года назад +15

    Derek - *mixes mac'n cheese
    I've not heard that sound in a while

  • @savsstyl5897
    @savsstyl5897 4 года назад +122

    His beard is like spongebob's when he got stuck in a cave

  • @LisaYang
    @LisaYang 4 года назад +51

    who else is spending all their time just binge watching RUclips during quarantine?
    also, are there any small youtubers who want to be friends and support each other?🥰⚡️

  • @nihaalkang423
    @nihaalkang423 4 года назад

    I love in the intro how you introduced how Hercules got balls chopped

  • @YourFavoriteGinger17
    @YourFavoriteGinger17 4 года назад +16

    Derek: Just make sure you’re doing it...
    Random Ad: On The Face It WiLl MaKe AlL YoUr PrObLeMs Go AwAy

  • @davina7008
    @davina7008 4 года назад +54

    shane dawson: don’t drink dasani water
    derek: drinks dasani water

    • @kyairaanderson3761
      @kyairaanderson3761 4 года назад

      unique.davina 😂😂😂

    • @444evy
      @444evy 4 года назад +2

      omg ik im cringinggg

    • @LilacMoon97
      @LilacMoon97 4 года назад

      For shame Derek

    • @jxzennu
      @jxzennu 4 года назад +2

      i was literally looking for this comment lmoaoao

    • @LilacMoon97
      @LilacMoon97 4 года назад

      @@jxzennu same

  • @minyoongi-kp8yp
    @minyoongi-kp8yp 4 года назад +23

    21:22 Derek:OH MICKY YOUR SO FINE-

  • @psychosis-star
    @psychosis-star 3 года назад

    YOU HAD ME AT THE DORITOS, then lost me on the ketchup

  • @jester3368
    @jester3368 4 года назад +34

    Derek: I'm a normal person.
    Also Derek: PROCEEDS TO PUT KETCHUP ON MAC AND CHEESE

    • @EvilEri11
      @EvilEri11 4 года назад +3

      Kergun Kermito if you don’t you should be put in a psyche ward

    • @ymai8985
      @ymai8985 4 года назад +2

      Weeb Trash yeah he just complains cause he never even tried it

    • @Hollywood_minus
      @Hollywood_minus 4 года назад +1

      It's normal uwu

  • @chloewark4976
    @chloewark4976 4 года назад +23

    Am I the only one who was cringing at Derek and Jas drinking the Dasani water, after watching Shane’s vid?

  • @mayaheart853
    @mayaheart853 4 года назад +1

    Derek I think for 24 hours you should eat people last meals I think that would be cool!

  • @vipon5598
    @vipon5598 4 года назад +6

    Derek I always get a smile on my face when I get a notification of your newest video

  • @imadkabalan9465
    @imadkabalan9465 4 года назад +29

    If derek was my neighbor, i would’ve texted him my barber’s number

    • @Tigerh121HJIo
      @Tigerh121HJIo 4 года назад +1

      Imad Kabalan you copied a comment

    • @imadkabalan9465
      @imadkabalan9465 4 года назад

      Tiger-h12 check the description

    • @yukiorzkii
      @yukiorzkii 4 года назад

      Tiger-h12 check the description

  • @yarija-zelle5151
    @yarija-zelle5151 4 года назад +35

    I was so focused on him saying “pas-ta” the whole video😭😂

  • @itssachplays1069
    @itssachplays1069 Год назад

    I love you Soo much Derek you are my most favorite RUclipsr and you make really good videos. Love your videos ❤

  • @Mkallz
    @Mkallz 4 года назад +17

    Next video: letting editor Derek decide what I eat for 24 hours

    • @moonlightedits7028
      @moonlightedits7028 4 года назад +1

      I was waiting for something like this!People like Mkallz comment ! :P

    • @Mkallz
      @Mkallz 4 года назад

      moonlight edits hahaha

    • @Name12379
      @Name12379 4 года назад

      Bruh .-.

  • @andrewgonzalez570
    @andrewgonzalez570 4 года назад +17

    DEREK!! Great intro.
    Derek: He recently got his balls chopped off.
    Me: Weird but okay...
    Derek: *Moves on.*
    Me: *Thinking if herules can piss.*

  • @krill4413
    @krill4413 4 года назад +26

    That man is just weird, I think he’s plotting to kill someone or already has. 17:30

  • @lolpopgaming5540
    @lolpopgaming5540 4 года назад +1

    Derek:I’m a really good guitarist
    Sound: violen

  • @zachsosilly
    @zachsosilly 4 года назад +58

    Nobody
    Literally nobody
    Derek’s food group: Fruits, vegetables, and cheese.

  • @selcitset2031
    @selcitset2031 4 года назад +22

    When your phone vibrates and there’s aren’t any notifications it’s because you got an email go onto iCloud email and you will find what the vibration was for

    • @bayleemitchell3018
      @bayleemitchell3018 4 года назад

      What about android users?

    • @selcitset2031
      @selcitset2031 4 года назад

      Another study proves that if you feel vibrations and there aren’t any notifications you are addicted to your cellular device, other symptoms are feeling vibrations and not having your phone on you or walking into objects while texting or using your phone

  • @yairsasson26
    @yairsasson26 4 года назад +8

    Neighbor: Eat late night Kraft
    Derek: I'm eating Kraft for breakfast

    • @gamer-_-games3555
      @gamer-_-games3555 4 года назад

      Ya'ir Sasson yeah because he can’t wait 23 hours to eat food

  • @maddybudd9850
    @maddybudd9850 4 года назад +1

    I love Derek

  • @carlos19524
    @carlos19524 4 года назад +8

    Derek: tries to play guitar
    Derek while editing: inserts violin music