Distracted Nerd Jake Springer can't hurt you anymore...unless his death was just part of some sort of elaborate ruse to just embarrass you again.... but I'm sure that's not it.
I want a t-shirt that says " I hate Jake springer" ... After a rough week, this video made my day!!! Shared and liked. Thank you for your work Distracted Nerd. Awesome!
Another amazing video. Always hilarious. Jake Springer if he was alive today would probably watch this and realize how you never got over all the bad things he did to you. He'd probably reach out to you and maybe even invite you over for dinner. You'd meet his beautiful wife and 4 adorable children. You'd probably realize that life was too short to hold grudges and just be glad that he was sorry for all the things he did. Then his wife would bring dinner to the table, place it in front of you, raise the cover only to reveal a giant pile of dog shit. You'd look up and say "Jake No..." But Jake would just laugh along with his wife and kids until you ran out of the house crying. Classic Jake.
Thank you for the ultimate binge watch over the last few days for me! I'm glad I found your videos and I can't wait to see more of what you come up with.
Patrick Renna (Hamilton Porter) "played" a vampire in season 5 of The X Files. I say "played", because I'm still convinced to this day that Patrick Renna IS A VAMPIRE!!!!
I love that you're looking at this Movie Nerd. it was one of my favorites Growing Up. also this might be the only time I actually ever saw an Erector Set used for something. This might be the only movie Denis Leary was in where he didn't give his Trademark Speech. Maybe because it wasn't his Trademark Speech yet.
at 6:45, isn't it stupid that no one saw what was written on the ball as they were getting ready to play, especially when they are about to pitch the damn thing ?
OMG one of my favorite childhood movies! To this day I still laugh my ass off of the kids puking while on the fair ride after chewing tobacco. Great message to kids - don't chew tobacco or you will barf all over people who will scream like they're in a horror flick. Also, isn't Disney supposed to be doing a show/reboot of The Sandlot? I heard about it, but then COVID19 hit...
I was hoping he was going to mention how they didn't have enough money to get a ball at first and that was why smalls took his dad's, but as soon as he hit it over the fence they got just enough money to get another one to replace it until they could retrieve it... Just throwing that out there
3 things 1) we all want a piece of Jake f**king Springer 2) depending on the year getting Jimmy Snuka to your birthday party didnt take much cash. 3) spot on Dennis Leary impersonation
You good sir are hitting all the nostalgic hits from our childhood. Bravo, my friend. But I'm still trying to find the perpetrator who killed Jan from Mighty Ducks 2 in that botched home invasion. The guy sounds like a real strudel head.
Good Old Jimmy Supafly Snuka... the most Un-Fijian Fijian I have ever laid eyes on in my life.. ah the years of childhood watching WWF in the late 80s early 90s
The night before I watched this video, I watched Sandlot and remeniced about my schoolyard bully, Ricky. So I want to tell you I love you, but stop spying on me.
Sooooo is no one going to tell him that Jake isn’t really dead and that it was all just ruse by John Kruger “the eraser” to get Jake into protective custody?
I would've walked up to Mr Myrtle's door with a sausage and said "something's happened to your dog and fence" and when he asked about the dog I would've shown him the sausage and broke it in half in front of him. 🤣 Edit: I just remembered Mr Myrtle is blind so this joke might've fallen flat.
True story, when this movie came out I was shamed out of seeing it with my friend’s cute older sister for the more “manly” Sidekicks(a movie perfect for this channel btw) for his birthday. Then again, I was only 9 and more clueless than Squintz. Good thing I didn’t have a Jake Springer in my class 🤣
Hey DN just wanted to let you know - you beat "he who shall not be named" to a movie review about Willy Wonka - and yours is a googol times better. Just saying. AINT NOBODY SAY DN AINT GOT HEART!!!!!
kid who bullied me died while breaking into a flower shop after cutting himself breaking the window. yeah he got the best of me in middle school but i never died trying to steal like 12 bucks they might have had in the store or maybe he wanted fresh daisies? i mean that would be my made up story similar to yours.
I remember hating this movie as a kid and it has just gotten worse as I have grown and noticed more flaws in it. It’s also racist it made the one black guy in the movie be the villain for most of the movie. And the kids are all stupid. What kid that is 12 years old thinks a dog is the same size as a house? Lol
Distracted Nerd Jake Springer can't hurt you anymore...unless his death was just part of some sort of elaborate ruse to just embarrass you again.... but I'm sure that's not it.
Yeah jake springer is the real point of this story
Distracted Nerd and Primms Hood Cinema are the two notifications I will immediately stop any other videos to watch.
Your James Earl Jones impression is on point. 10/10
Legend says that Jake Springer's last words were "tell Distracted Nerd... I'm sorry..."
Nice summary! I just wanted a video recap of sandlot and couldn’t find it anywhere. Til I found it here!
I want a t-shirt that says " I hate Jake springer" ... After a rough week, this video made my day!!! Shared and liked. Thank you for your work Distracted Nerd. Awesome!
Denis Leary was surprisingly restrained in this movie... Thanks for giving him the rant he was just itching to do🤣🤣🤣
Another amazing video. Always hilarious. Jake Springer if he was alive today would probably watch this and realize how you never got over all the bad things he did to you. He'd probably reach out to you and maybe even invite you over for dinner. You'd meet his beautiful wife and 4 adorable children. You'd probably realize that life was too short to hold grudges and just be glad that he was sorry for all the things he did. Then his wife would bring dinner to the table, place it in front of you, raise the cover only to reveal a giant pile of dog shit. You'd look up and say "Jake No..." But Jake would just laugh along with his wife and kids until you ran out of the house crying. Classic Jake.
Thank you for the ultimate binge watch over the last few days for me! I'm glad I found your videos and I can't wait to see more of what you come up with.
Distracted Nerd and Cinemasins is the crossover we need right now.
Jake Springer sounds like he was just the coolest guy.
Here’s what I always thought even as a kid. “You guys can’t see that this is a regular old mastiff?”
Patrick Renna (Hamilton Porter) "played" a vampire in season 5 of The X Files. I say "played", because I'm still convinced to this day that Patrick Renna IS A VAMPIRE!!!!
Dude you've got to do Mrs. Doubtfire next I can see you doing wonders with it
I'm really digging this through line of Jake.
No mention that Benny was also Luis in the Mighty Ducks movies?
That damn Jake Springer
Another awesome video. Can't wait for your channel to take off
6:14 oh man, shots fired, awesome
New video!!!!! Yes!!!! Love this channel and its commentary
I love that you're looking at this Movie Nerd. it was one of my favorites Growing Up. also this might be the only time I actually ever saw an Erector Set used for something. This might be the only movie Denis Leary was in where he didn't give his Trademark Speech. Maybe because it wasn't his Trademark Speech yet.
Love the content. Keep it going.
3 ninjas knuckle up
Airborne
Brink
Please sir
I love how Squints jumped in the deep end of the pool with his Glasses neatly folded in one hand.
He was horny, not irresponsible
@@DistractedNerd mood.
Shots fired lol ding*
at 6:45, isn't it stupid that no one saw what was written on the ball as they were getting ready to play, especially when they are about to pitch the damn thing ?
Gfg dude RIP Jake 😂. These kids played stickball almost as much as we played DnD
Rest in piss Jake
OMG one of my favorite childhood movies! To this day I still laugh my ass off of the kids puking while on the fair ride after chewing tobacco. Great message to kids - don't chew tobacco or you will barf all over people who will scream like they're in a horror flick.
Also, isn't Disney supposed to be doing a show/reboot of The Sandlot? I heard about it, but then COVID19 hit...
I was hoping he was going to mention how they didn't have enough money to get a ball at first and that was why smalls took his dad's, but as soon as he hit it over the fence they got just enough money to get another one to replace it until they could retrieve it... Just throwing that out there
And how did you pop that Cinesins in there AND those beautiful impressions of James Earl Jones and Dennis Leary!!!!
My theory is that Jake Springer was an extra during a public scene in Sandlot 2 just to haunt you.
3 things
1) we all want a piece of Jake f**king Springer
2) depending on the year getting Jimmy Snuka to your birthday party didnt take much cash.
3) spot on Dennis Leary impersonation
- last time I was this early, the comments were still disabled. ... 🤔
You good sir are hitting all the nostalgic hits from our childhood. Bravo, my friend. But I'm still trying to find the perpetrator who killed Jan from Mighty Ducks 2 in that botched home invasion. The guy sounds like a real strudel head.
It was probably Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson. Revenge for the Mighty Ducks beating Iceland in the Goodwill Games.
Good Old Jimmy Supafly Snuka... the most Un-Fijian Fijian I have ever laid eyes on in my life.. ah the years of childhood watching WWF in the late 80s early 90s
The night before I watched this video, I watched Sandlot and remeniced about my schoolyard bully, Ricky. So I want to tell you I love you, but stop spying on me.
Me at the start of the video: hahahaha so funny made up stories about that bully
Me at the end of the video: Distracted nerd......do you need a hug?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I fkn love this channel
RIP Jake Springer
Dude I love your videos!!
Sooooo is no one going to tell him that Jake isn’t really dead and that it was all just ruse by John Kruger “the eraser” to get Jake into protective custody?
I feel like you'd have fun with the fast and the furious franchise
I survived that forklift accident. Im half machine now. Twisted and Evil🤖
I never understood why Smalls didn’t just take the ball him and his step dad were playing catch with.
I have seen this movie a minimum of 1000 times, and I've never thought of that until now
Maybe Smalls didn't know where he kept it?
I hate to do this. But Benny was out in that final scene
Jake Springers dad owned an arcade... damnn he probably was hot shit 😅😂
That Dennis Leary
its good to be alive right about now
I would've walked up to Mr Myrtle's door with a sausage and said "something's happened to your dog and fence" and when he asked about the dog I would've shown him the sausage and broke it in half in front of him. 🤣
Edit: I just remembered Mr Myrtle is blind so this joke might've fallen flat.
You're awesomely petty. Kudos. Oh btw Jimmy the Superfly Snuka killed a chick soo...
You really hate that guy don't you
It's obvious that Jake springer is your ultimate nemesis lol
Distracted Nerd, I think a visit to a therapist is overdue LOL
Bro we need to talk about jake springer
I'm starting to think Jake Springer was real........
True story, when this movie came out I was shamed out of seeing it with my friend’s cute older sister for the more “manly” Sidekicks(a movie perfect for this channel btw) for his birthday. Then again, I was only 9 and more clueless than Squintz. Good thing I didn’t have a Jake Springer in my class 🤣
Sidekicks is perfect for this channel. That and Ladybugs.
Holy fuck I never clicked on a video so fast
Rip james earl jones
Oh, hell yeeeaaahhh, boooyyyeee!!!
You should do The Gate!
Hell is lovely like this review, ADAM.
Wendy Peppercorn deserved better than that "little pervert!" (her words)
Hey DN just wanted to let you know - you beat "he who shall not be named" to a movie review about Willy Wonka - and yours is a googol times better. Just saying. AINT NOBODY SAY DN AINT GOT HEART!!!!!
You need help dog
kid who bullied me died while breaking into a flower shop after cutting himself breaking the window. yeah he got the best of me in middle school but i never died trying to steal like 12 bucks they might have had in the store or maybe he wanted fresh daisies? i mean that would be my made up story similar to yours.
I remember hating this movie as a kid and it has just gotten worse as I have grown and noticed more flaws in it. It’s also racist it made the one black guy in the movie be the villain for most of the movie. And the kids are all stupid. What kid that is 12 years old thinks a dog is the same size as a house? Lol
Didn't they think he was white until they met him considering the flashback?
Damn dude, you're out for Squint's blood!
First . Love the nerd
In memoriam
what is really going on in this movie it means so much to me than it is to my childhood.i dont believe in it is the legend true or real or fake??????
There’s no way you licked a dog turd
Dawg your making fun of a dead person what the hell